Vol. ?, No. ?, lousy files

VANCOUVER, B.C., MONDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 1965.

CA 4-3242 Loc. 22

FROSH GO FROG .'le bal bourgeois 'like Paris at night

All the colour of a night in Paris is yours a tthe Frosh semi-formal, "le bal bourgeois" .

Beginning at 8:30 Saturday night, "le ba lbourgeois" rocks the Armouries until 12 :30 Sun-day morning .

Vancouver recordingstars, The Playboys withTom Northcott, man thecenter bandstand parasol t oraise the three-story raftersfor four solid sensationalhours .

The Playboys ' two smashhit records are sweeping thenation .

. . . first Centaur victim

Half-assed campus Upperclassme nstruck by wierd Centaur sicknes s

An Arc de Triomphe hasbeen beautifully assembledto grace the main entrance .

Side-walk cafe effects runthe length of the hall on bothsides to add a further Pari-sian touch.

French scenes line thewalls in a whirl of colour .

Alcoholic beverages, in -eluding beer, ale, rye, wine,gin and vodka will be soldnowhere at "le bal bour-geois . "

For those who are satis-fied with this arrangement ,soft drinks will be on sale .

For those who aren't satis-fied, there are water taps inthe strategically place dwashrooms.

In the true spirit of inte-gration, all members of eachand every ethnic group,even South African whites ,will be welcomed .

Despite the hostility upper-classmen might encounter inthis issue, their money willbe accepted.

Tickets are $2.50 a couplefrom the AMS box officeand Frosh representatives .

Frosh have proven them-selves again and again to b ethe makers of history.

Julius Frosh became Caesarof the Rome AMS .

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•Frosh Revere rode throug h

the streets of Boston shout-ing, "The redshirts are com-ing . "

Frosh Lincoln emasculate dthe Sciencemen .

Big week,lotsa funand games

Froshstudded ,events .

Brock lounge rings withfull-voiced debate Monda ynoon .

Roger McAfee and Wolfra mRaymer battle Bob Cruise an dKim Campbell in a wide ope ndebate :

"Frailty, thy name isFrosh."

• • •The Shantelles headline the

two-hour "danse de la chaus-sette" sock hop in BrockTuesday noon .

This storming group playedthe Frosh mixers last term .

Donations will be taken a tthe door for UNICEF .

Freshettes model S p r i n gand Summer fashions at th eFrosh Fashion Show in Broc klounge, Wednesday noon .

The co-eds are hand-pickedbeauties chosen for thei rgrace, poise and form .

• • •In honour of Frosh Week ,

Special Events presents bluessingers Sonny Terry an dBrownie McGhee in a fabu-lous show in Brock loungeThursday noon .

The singers are presentlyshowing at a local c o f f e ehouse .

(Continued on Page 4 )SEE: MORE EVENTS

UBC upperclassmen a r eundergoing wierd bodychanges, The Odyssey discov-ered today .

They're becoming Centaurs .Centaurs are monsters, hal f

human and half horse.(See photo above .)EUS Czar, Steve Whitelaw ,

was the first to contract thestrange malady .

(See same photo .)

"It was bound to happensooner or later . They've allgone to pot," charged AlHorst, Page Friday marijuanareporter .

T h e Odyssey interviewedupperclassmen all over UBCcampus .

"I wouldn't even wish thison Hardial Bains," said AMSPresident, Roger McAfee .

"No one would ,be more de-

Frosh Ford made the firs tArts gear .

James Frosh, secret agent,holds back the Red Horde .

Frosh Ghandi led the firstBus Fare protest .

• • •Napoleon Frosh held the

first "le bal bourgeois" .Yes, dear readers, Frosh do

make history .In fact, Frosh will make

anything .

serving than Roger McAfee,"retorted BC Stud Federatio nchairman, Hardial Bains .

"I'm beginning to feel a bi thorsey," snorted Ubyssey Ed-itor, Mike Horsey .

Sir Hoofry Roberts told Th eOdyssey he would investigatethe situation .

"Upperclassmen will get tolectures much faster," Si rH o o f r y said, "but ho-boy ,what a helluva clean-up job ." '

A n Education upperclass-man stopped flitting longenough to comment :

"Gee, won't a horse's asslook peachy keen with myMickey Mouse ears? "

"We don't believe it . It's al lan Engineer hoax, " chorusedan Artsman and Sciencemanas they shook their flowin gmanes and galloped off to-gether to Fort Camp Beach .

GREAT STUFFINSIDE

(See Pages 2, 3 and 4 )

Week has a star-week-long list of

"CHICKEN LITTLE" FROSH. . . the sky is falling down

Historical Facts

For Historical Hacks

FAMOUS FROSH GRAB GLORY

THE ODYSSEY

Monday, February 22, 196 5

the odysseyPublished annually by, around, under, between and amongst the Fros h

Undergraduate Society, Brock extension 157, University of B .C . Editorialopinions are those of the author of the editorial . All other opinions ar ethose of Mallin because he wrote everything else . Irate mothers, distressedco-eds and comfortable theology students are advised to phone CA 4-3242,Local 22, and ask for Kim Campbell because she takes full responsibilityfor the publication. Authorized as frosh-class mail by F .R .O. Department.

editor: lorne mallinart editor brian paisleycolumnist ian mcdougallmoral supporters lynn meehan,

elizabeth fieldimmoral supporter kim campbellathletic supporter jack stropp

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 1965

Council? Well .EDITORIAL by M .E .M.

In the midst of mental turmoil and identity crisis, th e

Frosh Council has suffered some set-backs.

Despite some invalid criticisms, our leader Kim Camp-

bell managed to keep a fairly clean kitchen.

The English reps is a perfect example of a foul-up.

Due to faulty administration, many classes are withou trepresentatives, but if the English Department had accur-ate records this wouldn't have happened.

But the Frosh Council, consisting of the executives,has seemed capable to run itself without the maternal pro-tection the English reps seem to demand.

And that in itself is quite a feat .Somehow it seems that this year's Council members

have tackled more than they can handle, leaving Kim t ofill in the vacancies along with the remaining councillors .

Men 's Sports Rep tried out for the 100 yard dash, h efailed to return .

One of the members went to Equador for Christmas ,haven't seen him since.

The AMS hasn't been too kind to us Frosh either.

We didn't receive a grant for this publication, due tobudget difficulties on the part of the parent organization .

Therefore, Frosh are financing this edition themselves .

Support Froth Week events and you can put us backon our financial feet.

Our parent organization, the Alma Mater Society,decided they were going broke .

And though we made a formal application beforeChristmas, we were told after the holidays that the budge tcouldn't stand another publication grant .

Kim fought like a tiger, but despite her valiant efforts,Frosh council bears the $300 publication burden .

So more than ever, in fact three hundred reasons more ,we need your support.

The sock hop, the coke and pizza 'afternoon, and espec-ially the bourgeois evening are going to be great .

Let's see you there .

President's blurb

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hate us,everbodyhafts afrosh. _

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fro#ernt#y.

G PAISLE Y–TOG OO W45E11

how comenobody

like sa froth ?

theni'11be 1 oved

Life is so exciting in theFrosh Office !

Every day there are thing sto do, people to see or figh toff, and ulcer pills to take .

And every once in awhil eyou have to sit down and askyourself if the whole mess i sworth it .

• • •Look at all the things we've

botched up this year !Take English reps, for ins-

tance .Yes, I remember back in

October when we were al leager and keen to go to eachclass to get a rep .

That bogged down .The next step was letters

to the English Profs. Still noreps from some classes .

We have money, but nobodywas quite certain how muchfor awhile there . . . Treasur-er resigned .

Finally we got a financia lmanager who set us straight .

People just aren't keen any-more .

Everybody wants to makeplans, but only a few will dothe work .

Sound familiar ?• • •

Then why do the "few"bother?

Could it be the challengeof overcoming the biggestblock of inertia on campus ?

There's satisfaction in see-ing something you've workedon succeed.

Like winning the Homecom-ing Float prize, putting on asuccessful dance, winning adebate or seeing Frosh Weekshape up where last year i tfell flat .

• • •Of course there's the lighter

side, the redshirts, that is .It started out with "open

door" policy . (They stole ourdoor . )

Then there was the timethe Frosh President got "hun gup" and missed lunch at theFaculty Club.

(Never did get that lunch . )An office full of IBM cards

is always good. (Still three upthere on the lights, lellas . )

Hey! What are you doingwith that tree?

By Kim Campbell

Crash . . big brawl in theFrosh Office, something abou tthe Engineers and a thiry-foo ttree .

Yes sir, life sure is excitin gin the Frosh Office .

You don't even have to beFrosh President to enjoy it .

• • •But when you are Frosh

President and once in a bluemoon someone says to you ,"You did a good job on that ,kid", you've got to admi tthat the whole mess . . . er. . . rather . . . Frosh Councilis worth it .

Frustrating as hell, butworth it .

HERITAGE

The difference between th epotential of a human childand of an equal weight of pro-toplasm lies in the triple na-ture of human heritage .

What are the three ingred-ients of heritage which affecteach child so vitally ?

They are a physical, a cul-tural .and an economic endow-ment .

• • •In the case of the first en-

dowment, mankind shares apool of genes more or less atrandom, thus unalterably im-partial if not equal .

Equality is the rule in ourcultural heritage in the NorthAmerican context . A l m o s thomogeneous in language an darts, we share a political orde rwhich stresses equality of th eindividual in law .

In the third sector of heri-tage, different rules are as-sumed. No equality of endow-ment here . Economically onestarts somewhere on a scaleextensively varied .

• • •Yet the economic status o f

a society is the sum of theefforts of many past individ-uals, just as the physical andcultural status.

This is one field where so-ciety could and should equal-ize endowment .

At birth a child shouldhave a share of the socia lcapital .

This would be given firstlyin the form of education .

The second gift is a balanceof cash according to theamount of educational credi tused .

• • •From then on it would be

up to the individual to in-crease his donation to futur einheritors .

Objectors would say thatindustrious families s h o u l dnot be penalized and that theundeserving would benefit .

• • •Yet our present partial sys-

tem has many more draw-backs; look at the crime rateand wasted talent .

If the individual could beguaranteed development t ofull capacity, many benefitswould accrue to the wholesociety .

Gee, Gosh Golly, Says Kim

Monday, February 22, 1965

THE ODYSSEY

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stuntslog rollingfloatsshoeshine sbrawlsallpartoffrosh yea r

. . . a funny thing happened on the way to the Mead Hal l

WItiffinfalMatinKMMMS-MUMNSIMSUMMMUOM

The Ubyssey is a phallusyThe Ubyssey, Official Or-

gan of the AMS, presidentof which is Roger McAfee ,shall hereafter be referredto as McAfee's Organ .

McAfee's Organ can befound in Library wash -rooms, Totem Park bed -rooms and the Brock pool-room .

Wherever students con-gregate, you'll find McAfee'sOrgan right in the thickof things .

McAfee's Organ is an up-standing and outstandingexample of what the uni-versity environment c a nproduce or reproduce, what -ever the case may be .

Most people get McAfee' sOrgan only three times aweek .

Others go down to thenorth Brock basement andsee it in action .

We have estimated Mc -

Afee's Organ to be about15 inches by 12 inches, fur-ther proof of its prominentposition in our daily andnightly life .

Although the size of Mc-Afee's Organ is somethin gto be justly proud of, mostfaculties boast t h e s a m edimensions.

Actually, I prefer Mc -Afee's to all other Organs

It's more penetrating .. . . lay your hands on my boy friend, willya

—photos courtesy of The Ubysse y

FROSH WEEK CALENDAR

MONDAY

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

SUNDAY

Debate: "Frailty they name is Fresh" .Brock lounge—noon .

Sock hop "danse de la chaussette" .Shantelles band . Brock lounge—12:30-2:30 .

Fashion Show: Freshette models .Brock lounge—noon .

Special Events in honour of Frosh Week : Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee .Brock lounge—noon .Pizza and Coke—Mildred Brock—1 :30 .

Poor taste stunt .

Semi-formal dance : "le bal bourgeois".Armouries—8 :30-12 :30. $2 .50 couple .

Sleep, goddam .

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THE ODYSSEY

Monday, February 22, 1965

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1. F.D.R.—Frosh Decision Room — where Frosh Councilenjoys its weekly frolic.

2. F.O.O.L.—Frosh Owned and Operated Library .

3. O.U.C.H.- is room designed for the Orientation ofUndergraduates about Campus Hazards — furn-ished in a red decor.

4. F.LB:Frosh Independent Bookstore .

5. F.I.S .H.—Frosh Indoor Swimming Hall .

6 . E.U.S.—a specially designed chamber for the Elimina-tion of Undesirable Simpletons — operated bystrong, healthy frosh .

7. P.U.B.—PUB—only frosh admitted .

8 . I.F.—Inebriated Frosh room—for use after extensivevisits to the P .U.B .

9. F.A.G.—Frosh Athletic Gymnasium — for trainingstrong, healthy frosh to work in the E.U.S. chamber.

10. U.N.C.L.E.—a room for frosh devoted to Understand-ing, Not Criticizing, Loveable Engineers — for somereason this room is always vacant .

F605H ONION BUILDIN G(c) 1965, B . Paisley — award winning designer (? )

MOREEVENTS

(Continued from Page 1 )

Right after the show, theFrosh "Shakey's" makes it sgrand opening in M i l d r e dBrock .

Piping hot Snackery pizzasand ice-cold Coke will b eserved in the 'Shakey's" at-mosphere .

Campus folksingers willperform for the customers .

A poor taste stunt fills ou tFriday's Frosh Week pro-gramme.

Frosh master-minds h a v eplanned the original stunt i nsmoke-filled rooms for months .

• • •"Le bal bourgeois" caps off

the week .Details of the semi-formal

are in the opposite story .Sunday is sleep day for

Frosh Week programmers .

DEAR, LOVEABL EROGER RELIEVE SEDITOR'S WORRY

A phone interview wit hRoger McAfee relieved aworry for Odyssey editor ,Lorne Mallin .

The page three story in thi spaper was read to him forcomment.

"It's poor taste, but I won' tsue you," cute . loveable dearRoger said .

Pop in privy

Had a hot blast,says canned ma nA Scienceman returned home after a four-year stint at

UBC .Unfortunately, after having lived on campus, the in-

adequacy of his parents' humble abode became painfull yobvious to him .

He was particularly irkedby the fact that the family' ssanitation needs were stil lserved by a privy out back .

• • •0 n e day, the Scienceman

was moved to mention this tohis mother .

"Mother," he said, "whydon't you and Father moveinto a home with indoorplumbing?"

'Well son," replied his moth-er, "your father and I arequite content with things a sthey are . "

At that, the Scienceman be-came very angry and snatcheda Mololov Cocktail from hi sbriefcase, ran out back an dthrew it against the outhouse .

Needless to say, a loud ex-plosion ensued .

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Frosh sloshed

TORONTO (CUP) — T h eFrosh picnic at the RyersonInstitute of Technology wa sno place for adults . Fifteenstudents were summonsed fo rliquor violations during theafternoon whirl.

Barely humorous adventurefills unoccupied space

An Engineer and his aunt were walking down the stree tone evening .

Suddenly, a man ran up to them and snatched the aunt' spurse away.

Because it was pay day, the aunt was very distressed overthe theft.

Seeing a policeman, the Engineer ran up to tell him .

"Officer, a man has stolen my aunt's pay . He stole myaunt's pay . "

"OK fella," replied the officer, "forget the pig latin andtell me what he looked like . "

First and second year students willtwo universities on the Lower Mainlan d

One is UBC and the othe ris Simon Fraser University .

SFU will open its doors thi sSeptember to first and secon dyear students in Education ,Arts and Science .

The trimester system a tSFU is something new in Can-adian universities .

The academic year is spli tinto three semesters each hav-ing a final exam .

A four year course can b e

So what!? ,Department'

The Odyssey has wo na brownie badge and agold star.

This newspaper is th eonly recognized facultyedition written, e d i t e da n d assembled withou ttechnical assistance o fThe Ubyssey .

(But we did acquire afew photos from thecampus thrice-weekly . )

"Oh, son," said the mother ,"you shouldn't have done that .Your father was inside ."

Running over to the scen eof the accident, the science -man could see his father ly-ing in the mess .

"Father, father, are you al lright?" he cried .

SFU now a chO1Ce"Yes," replied the father ,

"but I'm sure glad I didn' tlet that one off in the house!" 1 1

g >> : s <<or fickle froshhave a choice ofnext year .

completed in two and twothirds years .

The Burnaby Mountai ncampus wil enroll 2,000 i nSeptember .

Remember SAPPPS?The Society for the Ad-

vancement, Preservation andPractice of Pre-marital Sexpresented their constitutionlast term .

It wasn't approved .