For at Least a Generation, Camp Anawanna Had Been Known

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For at least a generation, Camp Anawanna had been known to many people,including the administration, as the happiest place in the universe, and therewas always plenty of evidence to back that up. Every year from late June untilmid-August, campers, who only during these months had the opportunity to seeeach other or communicate at all, were delighted to see their friends andconsider themselves family. Even though there were always some rifts every nowand then, just about everyone in camp knew each other and got along. Thesense of camaraderie near the end of every summer was the best thing youcould imagine.

And for parents, it was the place their kids were to learn the concept of toughlove. All of the counselors knew how to handle all kids, from the easygoing to the

rebellious. With their college degrees in adolescent development, they were allspecialized and prepared for the obstacles their kids threw their way. Dr, Kahn,the headmaster since the camps founding, was no dumb cookie or pushover. Hewas the mind and heart of camp and every parent (not so much camper or counselor) appreciated him.

Camp Anawanna was, in short, a good investment for parents and a greatexperience for kids.

This summer, however, the nasty and deadly SARS epidemic spread throughmuch of the area of the state. This included the land that camp was situated.Luckily, the outbreak occurred during the school year so no one was affected. Butit meant that Camp Anawanna would have to close for the year while the placewas fumigated and cleaned up.

Dr. Kahn took the opportunity to transfer his campers to another camp while theplace was being refurbished. The place was known as Camp Watson-Driscolland it was in the southern portion of the state that was not hit by the epidemic.While all the campers from Anawanna were relocated to Watson-Driscoll, someof the counselors, including Ug, opted to stay at their other job for the year andreturn to camp when the time was right. Ug was a gym teacher at the town highschool in Corvallis, Oregon. And to help boost his pay, he decided to take on theshort-term task of helping to rebuild the basketball courts and hockey rinks over

the summer. While he wasnt going to camp this year, he promised to send aletter on occasion.

And so, Camp Anawannas people, for one summer, were in a different place.This is their story and their occurrences.

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So when we actually get to this new place is it going to be different than our


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regular camp? the pessimistic Dina Alexander asked her friends as they werenervously on the long car ride with her mom to their new summer home.

As long as it has plenty of sports activities, Ill be all set, replied her eager comrade, Telly Radford. She wasnt too nervous about the new placement.

How do you not wear yourself out with those programs? It must get exhaustingafter a while, Dina asked her as she applied blush to her cheeks. She feltmandated to do this. If she were to go anyplace new, she was almost alwayscertain to put any kind of makeup on to turn any cute guys attention to her.

The only gesture to this Telly could make in response was a disgusted glare.The question is how can you put that stuff on and think you will attract a guyyour first day?

It worked for me before, so why shouldnt it again?

That was three years ago. History doesnt always repeat itself, you know.

While the two of them were having a conversation that was starting to escalateinto an argument, their other close friend was busy writing ideas down on her notepad to bring to this new camp. Always conscious of how the environment isaffected by various sources, Zoe Zinaida Ziff (known to everyone including her family and friends as Z.Z. to make it easier) couldnt help but notice in thebrochure that the place didnt exactly pride itself on either cleanliness or environmental issues. They were acknowledged, but hardly detailed.

Hey guys, which do you think is a better idea? she asked her pals sitting next toher, a club about natures animal friends or the importance of cleaning out the air

to maintain natural beauty?Z.Z., dont you think its time that the government worries about stuff like thatand you go ahead with your normal life? Telly asked after rolling her eyes.

In case you havent noticed, natures wellbeing is a big part of my life. Youveknown me for a long time and you should be aware of that.

Telly thought about a comeback, but instead turned back to the brochure that shebrought with her and continued to read about the details of the new camp.

Dina was still antsy about the whole thing and wanted the car ride to be over.Mom, how much longer until were there? Weve been driving for over an hour now.

Not much longer, dear, her equally diva-like mother replied. Only a few moreexits and well be there.

What have you heard about this camp, Mrs. Alexander? Telly couldnt help butask, looking up from the brochure.


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Not a heck of a lot, Telly. But my husband checked it out during one of his daysoff and he says it is a lot more modern than most camps.

What does that mean? Better quality of everything? Z.Z. chimed in.

Somewhat. He described it as something like a college campus except near thewoods and that the facilities arent made of timber.

Sounds fascinating. I hope its run well too.

About six minutes later, the ladies arrived at Camp Watson-Driscoll. It wasexactly as Dinas dad had described it. It was basically a college setting,complete with dormitories as bunks and a library for computer wizards. The girlshopped out of the car, grabbed their bags and moved to a picnic bench near theparking lot. Stiff from sitting in the car so long, they decided to stretch and getsome fresh air.

Mom, are you sure this new place is going to be okay? Dina asked her momagain. Telly and Z.Z. in the background sighed and murmured under their breath.They had heard these types of questions all car ride long and were sick of it.

Of course, honey. And remember, Daddy and I are only a phone call away if anything comes up, her mother responded.

Although its an awfully long ride.

Dina, get over it already, Telly whispered to her annoyed.

Hey you athlete, us divas need more assurance because our nerves becomeeasily fragile.

Dina, be nice now, her mother lectured. Youve known Telly and Z.Z. a longtime. Your guy friends will also be here later on.

Okay, Mom. Thank you. Dina hugged her mom as she was preparing to makethe long car ride back home.

Good bye, baby. Remember, we are a phone call away. Have fun, girls, her mom said to Z.Z. and Telly.

Bye, Mrs. Alexander, the girls said in unison. Thank you for the ride.

Anytime, she replied. So long, honey. She walked back toward her car andblew kisses to Dina as she got her keys out.

Speaking of the guy friends, they were on a school bus on their way to camp.There were a few loads of busses taking Anawannas kids to this camp. Of thefour of Ugs men group, only one of them was having real butterflies about thenew scenario. The others were busy contemplating delicious opportunities andliking the prospect of a looser run camp that what they were used to. Now thatthey were in their teenage years, they desired more freedom.


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You know anybody whos gone here before? the groups most outgoingmember, Ronnie Pinsky asked his friends.

No, but I heard theres a lot more action here than at Anawanna, the morehardcore and rebellious Bobby Budnick responded.

And the quality of the food is much better, the somewhat oblivious friend EddieGelfen added. Since the beginning of his time with these people, he had beenknown to everyone as Donkeylips due to his distinct speech impediment.

And theyre better prepared for any wild animals that maybe looking for food,Budnick said.

What about cute girls? Pinsky couldnt resist asking.

Lets hope there are plenty, Budnick said.

And some within my league, Donkeylips chimed in.

They were about to get off the exit to Camp Watson-Driscoll when they noticedwhat their computer geek comrade Sponge Harris was up to. His real name isSean, but due to his inhuman and archival memory, he earned the nicknameSponge because he could soak it up and keep it in.

Spongey, what are you up to? Pinsky inquired.

Just checking up on the electronic clubs that they have there, he said lookingup from his brochure copy. I hope to add something like that to my resume.

Whats your main concern about it? his pal Donkeylips asked.

Basically just how Im going to fit in socially. Its been a while since I switchedfrom anywhere outside my comfort zone.

Its not like we had a choice here.

True, but it doesnt make me feel any less nervous. I hope Anawanna is readyby October. And I hope to catch an update from Ug.

Soon after, the buses pulled and parked into the driveway of Watson-Driscoll andthe campers that had been log-jammed on them for so long finally got out andwalked around with their bags and explored the site.

This place is distinctly more college-like than what were used to, you know,Sponge observed.

So does that mean its a detriment to you Spongy? Pinsky asked in response tothis.

No, but its just different.

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better things to do.

Youd probably want a music group or something, Donkeylips added.

Nail on the head, dude.

Meanwhile, the girls had been walking around with their stuff and saw their guycounterparts by the auditorium. Z.Z. suggested they go say hi. Dina and Tellyreluctantly agreed even though they had wanted to mingle with the crowd thathad been making its way into the camp grounds in hopes of finding new mates.

Hi, guys! Z.Z. greeted. How do you like the new place so far in the very shorttime weve been here?

I guess you could say I still have some concerns, but they should go away oncewe get settled in, Sponge replied.

Youre not going to try any of those silly nature promotions like you did last year,

are you? Donkeylips asked her out of left field.I might, she said. I do hope to convince them to improve their stance on theenvironment. It seems deplorable based on what Ive read in the brochure.

Anything new happen with you guys, Pinsky asked them.

Not much, Telly said. Just keeping up in school, thats all.

I hope to meet new young men who will grow to adore me, Dina said in acutesy manner, showing off her made-up face.

If there is anyone, Ill pound them into the cement, Donkeylips thought to himself.He was still not truly over his crush on her and it had resurfaced over the schoolyear. At a Valentines Dance, he was not only rejected by a few girls as dates, butone of them even went as far as to frame him for harassment to the principal. Hewas cleared of any wrongdoing because the girl who did that was known to bemanipulative. If there was a girl that ever really understood him, it was Dina.Every now and then, his heart would still palpitate from him dancing with her atthe social.

I think well have fun here but I am uneasy about not being in Anawanna,Budnick said. So, whatever happens, well stick together, the seven of us andmake the best of it.

And right on cue, a rather husky but good-looking young man with bleach blondehair and a light blue camp shirt approached the crew, situated himself betweenPinsky and Telly and threw his arm around them.

Well, if it isnt some new campers, he said cheerily. Or just transfers from theold camp.

Were transfers, pal, Telly disgustedly replied, trying to break free of his grasp.


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Yeah? Well, allow me to introduce myself. He walked towards the middle of thegroup and continued with a smirk on his face throughout. My name is Bob, BobKelly. And my role here is the unofficial welcomer to new campers here.

Budnick knew that sounded familiar, but he was too preoccupied with the newsetting. He couldnt get over how nicer the dorm bunks were compared to thecabin bunks.

So, Bob continued. My pals and I here wish you a terrific time here and wehope you love it. He walked away towards his gang who were watching nearby.

Gee, thanks, they all said. As they were walking to an information board near the auditorium, Budnick made an unwise choice to leave his bag with his laundryin it where it was. He did carry his bag with his valuable items.

So, the lake nearby looks clean, Z.Z. said as she saw it over some rocks andbeyond some trees.

And the gym looks five-star, Telly said, looking the other way.

I didnt know they had a library, Sponge exclaimed. Ill be able to read all aboutbecoming a computer guy.

And, Budnick, Pinsky added looking towards the entrance, check out thebabes that are here.

Yeah, they are mighty cute. Should we go try our luck right now?

Lets go.

Hey, Budnick, Donkeylips called out. Isnt that your bag those guys are runningwith?

What bag? He then remembered that he left the bag with the laundry in it wherethey met Bob and realized something seemed off with him. He turned around andsaw Bob with his friends running with his bag towards an unoccupied flag pole.

Oh no, they dont, those little slime-wipes! He sprinted towards them as fast ashis legs could carry him. But by the time he caught up to them, they had raisedsomething up the pole and once it reached the top, it flapped in the breeze andwaved to the left.

Yeah, pal, this is how we initiate, Bob said as he passed by. Then he called out:Hey, everyone, a new campers underwear is up the flagpole! You know what todo!

As everyone passed it, they saluted. Budnick had done this to so many newcampers in his life, he didnt care to think what it would be like if he were ever thesubject of one of them. Now that he was, he turned beat red in the face andwanted to go pound Bob.


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That big slime ball! he exclaimed.

Well, I guess we know what its like to be on the other side of this, now do we,Robert? Dina taunted once she came up to him.

Zip it! was all he could say in response. When he regained his composuresomewhat, he spat out, When I see that punk next time, Ill

Before he could finish, a man over the loudspeaker started talking: Attention all,welcome to Camp Watson-Driscoll. This year, we want to welcome campers fromour friends at Camp Anawanna and assure them that they are more thanwelcome here while their place gets renovated and we want to make them feel right at home. Would all campers from that group as well as newcomers pleasereport to the auditorium for a brief orientation and room assignments. Thank you.

Budnick and the others complied with this message even as he was fuming withBob about the prank. It was in his bones that this was going to be a long summer.

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Soon after the gang entered the auditorium, it filled up with both Anawannascampers and new ones for the first time. Sponge and Donkeylips were sittingnext to each other and they were both surrounded by first-time campers, all of whom were as nervous as they were.

Are you sure my parents made a good investment about coming here? oneasked Sponge.

Your guess is as good mine, he answered. Were new here as well.

We were forced out of our camp, so we were moved over here, Donkeylipsinformed him.

After a minute or so more of talking, a middle-aged man dressed neatly with a tieand with dirty blonde hair came out from behind a door and got everyonesattention. Once everyone stopped talking, he started:

Thank you all for your patience and attention. On behalf of all the staff here, wewant to welcome you to our domain, Camp Watson-Driscoll, he said. Thiscamp, founded in April 1969, used to be a college. Then in October 1983, it wasconverted into a camp. So if you said to yourself Hey, this place looks and feelslike a college, that is why. So, with that in mind, my name is Dr. Saniuk and I amthe headmaster of the camp (equivalent to Dr. Kahn). I know this seemsintimidating to all of you because you were either pushed out of your comfortzone, or are in camp for the first time. After about a week, you should feelcomfortable.

Wed better be, Dina whispered to her pals. Remember it took us a while to getcomfortable at Anawanna.


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We remember that well, Telly and Z.Z. whispered back.

Now, Id like to introduce you to your counselors, Dr. Saniuk continued. Four men stood up out of the crowd and took their place on either side of him.Because of the larger-than-usual number of people attending this camp thisyear, we will split you along with the rest of the camp contingent into two groupsand these four gentlemen, in teams of two, will be in charge of the group that youare assigned to. To my right are counselors, Mr. Santiago and Mr. Putney. Thetwo of them acknowledged the crowd. And to my left are Mr. Tavernese and Mr.Casey. Likewise, they acknowledged.

These guys dont look too bad, Budnick murmured to himself.

Lets hope theyre not as rigid as Ug, Pinsky added, overhearing him.

In addition to these men, Dr. Saniuk said, We have Chef Dan Lasko who youllsee in the cafeteria everyday. He stood and made himself familiar to everyone.And if you ever have any problems in your everyday life, we have a counselingdepartment and the main man who could help you is Dr. Brian McKinley, Ph.D.He did the same. And finally our nurse is Mrs. Mary Rosenstein. She didlikewise.

Looks like were well taken care of, Sponge told Donkeylips.

Yeah, but hopefully, we wont have to see any of those people.

Why?

If you have to see anyone other than your counselors, thats trouble.

The rest of the informational update was basically a reinforcement of theactivities and clubs that the brochure provided. Also the rules were dished outand Dr. Saniuk made it clear that they would be strictly enforced, no exceptions.Then it was time for bunk assignments.

So, we have a list of assignments to your dorms and counselors. We knowyoure used to calling them bunks, but since this used to be a college, well callthem dorms. The buildings in each section are supervised by the counselors. Assuch, the building that youre assigned to means that you are in that counselorsgroup for the summer.

Oh, man, Z.Z. moaned. That means we could be separated for the summer.

That was confirmed when they went up and got their assignments. Budnick,Dina, Sponge and Pinsky were assigned to Santiago and Putneys division, whileDonkeylips, Telly and Z.Z. were drawn with Tavernese and Casey. Then thecampers were let go and made their way to the dorms.

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The two dorm buildings were each two stories high with 74 rooms, 37 in each


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floor in use. The guys were on the first floor while the girls resided above them.Sponge and Pinsky were roommates and they were assigned to Room 126.Sponge opened up the room and laid his stuff on one of the beds that was there.

Seems clean for not having been in use for the rest of the year, he commented.

Well see how it turns out for the next seven weeks while were here, his newroommate said back. With that, they began unloading their bags and turning theroom into their own.

Meanwhile, Budnicks key opened up Room 117. He was so beat from the tripand the orientation that all he could do was open the door, plop down on theprovided bed and close his eyes as he sighed and fell asleep.

Hey, buddy, is this your room, too? a curious voice said a few minutes later,waking him up.

Yes, it is, what are you doing here?

My name is Ed. I was assigned here. He looked to be worlds different thanBudnick with golf clothing and loads of books with him. His appearance seemedinfinitely more mature than Budnicks.

Well, thats your bed over there, Budnick pointed to the other end of the room.

Thanks, Bobby, Ed said cheerily, reading his nametag. I know well have suchfun this year.

As Ed went to his bed and unloaded his stuff, Budnick felt his bed buckle under him and one of the legs came off, sending him to the floor. He knew Ed wasnt

responsible; his heavy bags probably had something to do with it.

Man, is this going to be the longest summer ever, he moaned to himself on thefloor.

Dina, on the second floor had Room 230. She opened the door and saw aredhead girl about her age unpacking and making her bed.

Hi, she greeted.

How are you? Dina greeted back. She introduced herself and told her about her situation.

Oh, thats a tough break, the girl said, cringing at the epidemic that plagued theother part of the state.

So whats your name?

Im Sue Ellen, I'm from Tampa, Florida. Where are you from?

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And by the way, I think that book you were referring to was General MacArthursdismissal from command by President Truman during the Korean War on April11, 1951 for insubordination.

Whatever. Like I know my history. He sat down near Pinsky still in a bad mood,but was trying to cool off.

Meanwhile, Sponge took his pancakes, fruit and orange juice and went towardsan unoccupied bench in the near corner of the room. However, Sue Ellen, theshy redhead who was Dinas roommate walked by him and caught his eye. Shewent to go sit at another unoccupied table. He thought she was cute, especiallywith an Alice headband on. So he decided to try his luck and go sit with her.

Is this seat taken? he asked once he got to the table.

No, you can sit there, she casually responded.

This was a big boost to his confidence. Except for the one time he snuck out of camp with Pinsky for respective dates at the movies and it ended up going well,he had been snake-bitten when it came to girls. He hoped this would snap a badfunk for him.

My name is Sue Ellen, she said as he extended his hand for her to shake. Shereturned it with a polite grin. Whats yours?

You can call me Sponge. Thats a nickname Ive had since childhood.

So you from New York like Dina?

No, Im from L.A., and Im a huge computer enthusiast, he said, taking a bite of

his apple. Im still in the euphoria of winning the school county computer expertschampionship in 1988.

Well, Im from Tampa Bay, but I'm not all that much into electronics, so someonewould always have to explain it to me. There isn't much to do if you live there full-time except sports and all we have right now are the Buccaneers and theLightning and Im curious to see what kind of impact theyll make in the future.Although you have to admit hockey in Florida is a bit peculiar.

What kind of interests do you have? Sponge was enjoying getting to know her.

I really like sports but I dont really like to play them. I like reading and knitting.

Im more of a computer and science guy. When we came here, I thought theprograms would be good for me here. And by the way...

Yo, glasses boy! yelled out a voice that sounded familiar. Sponge turned aroundand saw Bob Kelly, the heartless guy that pulled the ultimate prank on Budnick,charge toward him. What do you think you are doing?

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I think you dont fully understand my policy, pal. Bob got closer to Sponges faceand lowered his voice in a threatening manner.If there are any girls around in mypresence, you dont talk to them before asking me.

Why? Is she your girlfriend?

Bob grabbed his chocolate milk and motioned as if he was about to pour it inSponges hair. Just go to another table, now!

Sponge grabbed his tray as quickly as he could, shot Sue Ellen a sorry lookand sprinted toward Budnick and Pinsky across the cafeteria.

As for you, honey, Bob said, focusing his attention on Sue Ellen. Dont pour your own Kool-Aid and drink it.

What does that mean?

These new kids are losers. Santiago and Putney should have any new kids

firmly on their leash.Bob, she said with a disgusted smirk. You said that last year and the year before. You must be prejudiced.

Meanwhile, Sponge had caught up to his camp mates.

What happened? I thought you were bonding comfortably with that girl, Pinskyasked.

That bully shooed me away.

Hes picking on you now too? Hes a big-time wuss, Budnick exclaimed.

Well, I remember a certain camper who used to behave exactly that way and getaway with it relatively easier, Pinsky sarcastically replied.

Dont start with me! Im not in the mood.

Well, I should report him to the counselors the first thing when I see them,Sponge commented. If Ug could take care of people like that, these two shouldbe tough but fair.

To the left of them, a passing-by camper accidentally and unawarely dropped hisspoon from his cereal bowl on the floor.

Get back there, sir, Counselor Santiago stepped in front of him and demanded.And pick that up.

Pick what up? the camper said dumbfounded.

Turn around and youll see what you did.

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someone else will pick it up. The three amigos were watching this with tensecuriosity.

Here at Camp Watson-Driscoll, we make it our business that everyone takesresponsibility and initiative, the counselor said, raising his voice and frighteningthe camper, who promptly relented and picked the spoon up.

And dont do that again, or there will be consequences for you or anyone elsewho dares undermine my authority.

Yes, sir, the intimidated camper replied and slunk off to toss his trash away andhead to his activities.

What was that all about? Pinsky asked, shocked.

Ug was never that forceful, Sponge commented. He was more passive-aggressive, then sarcastic, then he put his foot down. But he never yelled atanyone. He was simply being his analytical self, but the other two zoned out of listening to him.

I think Im gonna hate these guys more than Ug, Budnick said to himself.

Well, thats one of them, Sponge replied him. Can the other one possibly be asbad as that, at least from first impression?

The answer was yes. After Santiago left to take care of paperwork beforesupervising activities, Counselor Putney walked in to relieve him.

Hey, you two! he called out to a boyfriend and a girlfriend holding hands on their way back to their table. You know we dont do that here.

But Mr. Putney, the girl started.

Dont but Mr. Putney me, he shot back. You know we have a no PDA rule andthats one I take most seriously. Dont do it.

Fine, the guy coldly responded, letting go of his sweetie and sitting down withhis French Toast. Putney then went to the line to get his breakfast and had afriendlier conversation with Chef Lasko.

Goodness me, Sponge exclaimed. This summer promises to be bad.

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That afternoon, the campers were exhausted after a long game of roller hockey,lunch, and an activity their choice, which was referred to as free elective.Sponge was in the library learning about the computers they had there, Pinskyassisted the lifeguard (for obvious reasons) and Budnick, out of utter frustrationof the situation, went to the gyms weight room to work out as an outlet.

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makeup, perfume, cologne and what other cultures find attractive. She couldhave been there all afternoon if she could. When the buzzer on the loudspeakerssounded, it meant that they had to go back to their rooms briefly and then headfor the cafeteria.

I had no idea that most of those stuff came from the French, she told a girlwalking beside her.

It has always been a fact that the French like cosmetics, the girl said,uninterested in her enthusiasm and just wanting to get to the cafeteria.

I mean I believed American girls came up with the ideas about how to get prettyand theirs were the most creative. So...

Hey, dont I recognize you? someone said from behind.

Dina turned around and saw Bob coming up to her. She scoffed, rememberingwhat he was all about. She turned around and tried to disregard him.

Hey, dont be like that. Im not a bad guy. He was trying to sound morewelcoming with every breath he was taking.

Not bad? she said, turning around. What do you call putting my oldcampmates boxers up the flagpole?

Fun.

Well, I call it cruel and immature. Buzz off.

He continued to follow her. Didnt you tell Sue Ellen you were looking for guys

here to be acquainted with?Yes! But not you! Now go away! she shrieked. This time, Bob didnt follow her and make a comeback.

Can you believe him? she said to the girl.

Hes been here just as long as I have and he has a reputation of being a jerk toeveryone.

Including the counselors?

No, hes incredibly sleazy to them. Havent you felt the brutality of Santiago andPutney yet?

No, they seem like nice men.

Trust me, youll change your mind soon enough.

She got back to her room and flung the door open to see Sue Ellen quietly on thebed reading a book with the air conditioning on.


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How was your day? she asked when she got in.

Not bad, she responded even though she didnt sound it. But I was almost introuble for nothing today.

What do you mean?

While I was swimming in the pool, someone got a hold of my sandals. So when Itold Santiago, he simply told me to go back to the locker room and put myclothes back on. I tried to state my case, but his words were, my word is final,and anyone who argues gets punished.

Youre kidding? Dina was cleaning her fingernails as she was listening.

And get this: when I came out all dressed, the lemonade that I had with me wastoppled over and spilled on the deck! Santiago told me to get the mop and cleanit because he knew it was mine. I didnt do a thing today, and I get spoken totwice. How unfair is that?

Very. I havent had a counselor or teacher that mean before.

I mean, he should know me by now, Sue Ellen continued as she got her sneakers on to go to the cafeteria. Ive been going to this camp many years andhe should know Im not a rule-breaker or troublemaker. Im not perfect, but I try todo whats right.

I know what you mean. I dont like to make a bad first impression on anyone.After she was done cleaning her nails, they both headed out the door and wenttowards the cafeteria for dinner.

Sponge and Pinsky were also in their room, but were also on their way out to thecafeteria for dinner.

I get the feeling that well miss Camp Anawanna by the time this is over,Sponge commented to his roommate as they walked.

Well see. I dont think its terrible. Pinsky was usually one to get his feet wet insomething before rushing to judgement. When they got to the cafeteria, Budnickwas right behind them and caught up to them.

I dont know about you two, but Im rapidly losing patience with this place. I triedto go see Donkeylips, but they sent me back, saying I cant see anyone from thatend of the camp!

Great, now were in a tyranny, Sponge exclaimed. Just like East Berlin was.

At least theres no such thing as instructional swim here, Pinsky remindedthem.

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reason.

What are we having today? Pinsky asked Chef Lasko once they got in line.

Today, its Chicken Parmesan with penne and a side of garlic bread, heenthusiastically responded. And there will be chocolate cake waiting for you atthe end for desert.

Dude, this stuff does not look prepared, Budnick complained once the food wason his tray. Indeed, the chicken looked mushy and undercooked, the cheese ontop of it was solid, the penne was hard and the garlic bread seemed gunky anduntoasted.

Hey, thats my assistants fault back there.

But we cant eat...

As a camper here, Chef Lasko cut him off, you have a right to complain to Dr.

Saniuk. But I suggest you do it after dinner. He then motioned for them to moveahead and towards the tables.

Can you eat this slop? Budnick whined to his friends.

It smells better than it looks, Sponge said. Pinsky concurred.

Fine, well give it a try, but if its ditch stuff, Im ordering out after lights are out.

I dont blame you for being frustrated, Sponge protested, but lets not shatter the rules to get a point across.

Hey, you heard Chef Lasko. Id have a right to protest and that would be myway.

They sat down and got settled with their food. Budnick took one bite of hischicken and it was enough to send him to the bathroom all green.

Whats wrong with him? his roommate Ed asked as he passed, concerned.

I dont think the chicken parm agreed with his stomach, Pinsky answered.

Well, after being with him last night, he said, sitting down, he seems prettyhard to please.

Hes pretty much the rebellious and bullying type, Sponge replied.Hopefully he wont get on these counselors bad side, Ed said. It is mostcertainly not pretty when you do. Ive been coming here long enough to knowthat.

They continued talking about that and other things such as the many activitiesthey had to choose from. This section of camp was more of the action andplaying side. The other section of camp was... well Ill get to that shortly.


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* * *

Budnick was walking outside the camp grounds and into the city. He reallywanted to get away from the strict Counselors Santiago and Putney. He had hadoften a difficult time getting along with Ug, but these two, unfortunately, were tentimes worse. In the couple of days that he had been there, he had watched astwo students were chewed out in public for forgetting to clean up after themselves, three more were yelled at for forgetting to return a book to the libraryand another was punished by having being sent to an isolation room with nothingto eat for ordering out when the cafeteria food made him sick.

He had felt better from the food, but decided to try his luck and sneak out to getsomething. He was just stepping out of a Mexican restaurant when a figure herecognized came into view. It was Dina and she tested her luck as well.

Hi, Robert, she softly said.

Dina, what are you doing out of camp?

I might ask you the same question, naughty boy.

Im fed up with that place. Those two slime-wipes for counselors are trying tomake everyones lives miserable and...

I feel your pain, Dina responded seductively. Lets go far away.

You bet! He took her hand and walked. There was still some leftover feelings for her following the debacle of them going out. Even after she tried to cut his hair,he still did care for her. It was obvious she respected his feelings now.

Dina, he started when they were sitting on a rock wall on a beach. Do you stillwant to go out?

To the semi-formal? Of course.

Budnicks chest fluttered at this. She smiled back at him. They both closed their eyes as they leaned in for a kiss to finalize their getting back together.

RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!

This loud continuous noise opened Budnicks eyes and he found himself under the covers of his bed. He looked at the clock next to his bed, which read 4:48

A.M.Thats a fire-drill, Budnick, Ed hurriedly said as he got his slippers on andheaded for the exits.

Oh, nuts! he groaned to himself. He plopped back down and wanted to go backto sleep.

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poked his head in. Annoyed, Budnick finally did.

What is this? Pinsky said groggily.

I want to go back to sleep, Sponge said.

OK, people. Dont be alarmed. This is just a middle-of-the-night fire drill, Putneysaid over a megaphone. He was dressed, awake and alert. When the alarmshuts off, you can go back to bed.

Youre kidding me, Dina angrily said. She did not like to be rudely awakenedlike that under any circumstance.

These two have one of these every year, Sue Ellen told her unhappily.

Then why isnt that section out too? She pointed to the other dorms across thecampus.

They dont do it. Its just us.Now Dina was really mad. She hadnt thought too badly about the camp and theadministration. Aside from the unfortunate placement away from her old pals,Z.Z. and Telly, as well as growing to have a disdain for that welcomer Bob Kelly,she liked the college feel of the place, getting to meet new people and actuallylearn lessons in her activities. But after this coupled with some harassment fromher counselors, she was really beginning to have second thoughts about thewhole thing.

* * *

Dina had eaten breakfast early and was busy in her room reading one of her many fashion catalogues. She was in the middle of looking at the flashy dressesto order for the semi-formal that was to come midway through the summer whenthere was a knock at the door.

Come on in, she called out, expecting it to be Sue Ellen. Instead, it was Ed.

Dina?

Who are you? she shockingly asked.

Im Ed, Budnicks roommate, he started. He, Sponge and Pinsky asked me tocome up and get you to come down to their room. They want to talk to you aboutsomething.

What about?

Search me, but they say its pretty urgent.

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Are you as disgusted with this place as we are? Sponge demanded once sheclosed the door and Ed had gone off to eat.

Yeah, I am and I think it pales in comparison to the place were used to.

Well, after a week of being here, Ive decided Im fed up with this place, Budnicksaid out of sheer annoyance.

These people are too strict and while the activities are great and abundant, itsnot fitting in with my needs as a camper, Pinsky added.

I propose we go down to the cafeteria and talk to those counselors and givethem a piece of our minds, Sponge said.

Lets go, they all said. With that, they walked out the door and headed for thecafeteria.

Santiago and Putney were sitting together, eating and discussing activities for the

rest of the week. Budnick and the others, before getting in line for food, went rightover to them and tried to talk things through with them.

Hello, gentlemen, he greeted. Rather than his usual bombastic confrontation,he tried to manipulate the calm, cool, collective approach to try to get his way.After all, these men didnt know him all that well.

Can we help you, sir? Putney greeted back.

I just want to fix some stuff on the understanding that we got off on the wrongfoot earlier this week, Budnick replied, sitting down across from them. I mean,were used to having strict counselors, but not ones that have been bestowed

upon us.

Whats your point, Budnick? Santiago casually asked.

We think youve been too hard on everyone here, Sponge said, coming up frombehind. And if you could tone down the harshness, wed appreciate it.

Santiago simply chuckled and said, Weve been working here for many yearsand not once have we gotten a complaint such as that.

Not even from new campers?

Not even from new campers.

Budnick was really starting to fume inside his body now. Look, that fire drill thismorning made pretty much all of us unhappy.

It threw our sleep patterns off, Dina added.

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Thats our concern, not yours, Putney replied.

We came here expecting better, Pinsky said, pointing his finger at them. Andwe expect better treatment than what weve been getting from you so far.

Dont make me report all of you to Dr. Saniuk, Santiago said as he and Putneygot up to throw their trash away and get back to work.

The four of them were even angrier now. But all they could do was swallow it andget in line for breakfast. Dina went back to her room to confide Sue Ellen with her feelings.

This looks like a job for Dr. McKinley, Budnick said to himself as he pouredhimself a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Hell know what to do.

3

On a hot first morning of camp, Z.Z. and Telly were in their rooms, continuing tohang things up and put their clothes away. While their building was nice and coldfrom the air conditioning, they were eager to get started on what CounselorsTavernese and Casey had to offer them. They were also starving; their sectionwas not allowed to go get breakfast because Santiago and Putneys group wasstill there.

Is there anything else besides environmental stuff youre looking for? Tellyasked her roommate as she hung her Michael Jordan championship poster nextto her bed.

Thats about it, but if theres something else that catches my eye in the future, Illbe open to it, she replied as she took out her books on air pollution, the ozonelayer and how to recycle effectively.

When are we going to be able to go eat?

They said that when the announcement comes, we can go.

Thats stupid. How come they get to eat before us and we cant go while theyrethere?

I agree with you. Im starving.

They were greeted by their perky next door neighbor, Hannah, who was drippingwet and dressed in towels from the shower.

Morning, sleepyheads, she said, poking her head in the door.

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Sure am, but we have to wait for the others to finish up and get to their activitiesbefore we can eat.

Why does that have to be the case? Z.Z. chimed in.

Well, the catch is that it alternates; we eat first tomorrow and them the day after and so on.

Why?

Its been this way since Ive been here and they give no explanation. I guess itsbecause Dr. Saniuk wants us all in our groups with no separation.

Thats pointless, Telly scoffed as she sat back down on her bed.

Hannah, can you help me with this lightbulb? her sister, Molly called from their room.

Be right there, she called back. So, maybe Ill see you guys at breakfast whenwe get called?

Hopefully, Z.Z. replied as Hannah went back to her room.

Already a day in and I have a feeling that were not going to have as much funhere.

What makes you say that?

The rules seem rigid and inhumane. What other camp do you know divides andseparates people like the Berlin Wall?

Z.Z. wasnt as strongly skeptical as Telly was, but she did have a feeling thewhole thing was going to be difficult to get used to.

Meanwhile, Donkeylips had woken up and was heading back to his room fromthe shower. His roommate, Rick, was much more of a slob than he ever was andalready, he was fuming at it. When he opened the door, he spotted somethingvery disgusting.

Who said you could lay your underwear on my pillow? he said as he got into theroom.

Hey, man, Rick replied, reading his comic book. We have to learn to livetogether and make peace and harmony.

Are you kidding me? Carelessly leaving any clothing on your roommates bed isnot peace and harmony.

Welcome to my world, pal.

If people thought Donkeylips wasnt the brightest person in Ugs group of campers, you couldnt possibly argue that Rick was a lot worse.


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Rick, he started, trying to keep himself under control. If youre living in a roomwith me, you have to...

Then a buzzer sounded, giving the building the signal to go to the cafeteria for breakfast.

Hold that thought, Donkeylips, Rick said as he skipped ahead and out of thebuilding. Donkeylips could not resist letting out a very disgusted groan.

* * *

The cafeteria was still somewhat messy from the previous groups breakfast, butChef Lasko assured everyone that there was still plenty of food left for anyonewho was hungry.

Is there anything you recommend, Mr. Lasko? Z.Z. asked him when they got inline.

Theres French Toast on the skillet here, he replied, pointing in front of him.And theres cereal over there and beverages on the other end of the room.

Is the French Toast any good?

Thats for you to determine. He took one off the skillet and placed it on her plate. Tell my associates and me what you think of it when you finish. Syrup andpowdered sugar are right behind you.

This stuff doesnt exactly look five-star, she told Telly once they left the line.

You know I cant have that because it causes my stomach to act up badly, she

said, pouring herself Cocoa Puffs.Not too far away from them was Donkeylips, popping a lot of food on his tray. Hesat down at a table not too far from where Z.Z. and Telly were to sit. As he duginto his oatmeal, he noticed Tavernese and Casey file into the room and get inline for breakfast themselves. Once they got their food, they sat down at thesame tables that he was at, but on the other end.

The girls sat down and got cozy as they had gotten drinks Z.Z., apple juice andTelly, strawberry milk and added fruit to their plates. Casey passed them by andthey were expecting him to be firm, but he smiled to them and said goodmorning.

"Well, he's made a good first impression on me so far," Z.Z. commented to Telly."I wonder what the other counselor will be like to us and others."

Added to that, the eating place is also better, Telly observed. The cafeteria inCamp Anawanna was small and it couldnt fit a lot of people.

And there are some nice people here, save for some others who are nasty, Z.Z.added, looking towards someone who was eating his cereal with his hands.


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Hopefully there wont be any bullies and I cant wait to get started with theactivities.

I wonder what Donkeylips and the counselor are talking about over there. At histable, he was sitting across from Tavernese discussing events.

Bummer for him, Telly said, assuming he was already in trouble.

...So thats exactly how we got transferred over here, Donkeylips said,explaining to Tavernese the story of their displacement.

My daughter would know how you feel, he replied, sipping his coffee. She hada head lice breakout in middle school and they were all moved out for two weekswhile the school was fumigated.

Did she have any?

She didnt, but some of her friends did and we couldnt allow them in the house

for a while.Thats a tough break.

Ive got to go check up with Mr. Casey. He and I have some last minute planningto take care of.

Okay, I should go talk to my friends.

Good idea. He stuck out his hand for a handshake, which Donkeylips accepted.

Good talking to you.

You too, sir. With that, Tavernese disposed of his trash and headed out the door with Casey.

What was that all about? Telly asked coming up behind him.

Just talking and getting to know what hes like.

You know you gotta be careful with that, Z.Z. reminded him. You said ityourself: seeing counselors outside of when youre supposed to isnt good.

I know, but a first impression like that couldnt hurt.

After roughly ten more minutes of eating and finishing up, it was time for everyone to head to activities.

* * *

Actually, they werent much of activities as far as the campers were concerned.They consisted of clubs, the camp newsletter, office assistance and food serviceto name a few.


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The campers were free to join whatever they chose, but had to choosesomething; they could not be lazy and decide to tank it for the rest of thesummer. There were consequences for choosing to do that and they were notdesirable.

Telly took part in the camp newsletter and went to the meeting that initiated it inthe library. She took on the role of sports writer and got settled into her computer,writing her summer report on the Chicago Bulls.

Shortly after getting started, a guy called Peter, who was just about her age, satdown in the computer next to her and got started on writing his news piece. Heintroduced himself to Telly.

Whats your business in this club? he asked, not rudely, but unsure about a newperson in his domain.

Im writing my preview of the Bulls and how theyre going to win another championship next spring.

Peter just scoffed. Like her, he was from Chicago, but wasnt much of a Bulls fan.

Whats that scoff for? she asked, offended.

If only the Bulls werent so successful. Then my team would get just as muchattention.

Whos that?

The Blackhawks.

Telly scoffed at this in return. How can you not like the Bulls if you like themtoo?

Im not a basketball fan. Im jealous of all theyve gotten, while my team cantkeep up.

Just to rub it in, Telly said, Weve won championships with a great team threetimes already. The Blackhawks havent won a championship since when? 1989?1982?

1961.

So there you go, my teams better.

You are such a...

Guys, Casey cut them off, putting an end to the argument. Lets not argue andget back to work, please.

Peter scowled at her and got back to work. Telly was proud of herself and wentback to typing herself. Even while she was enjoying this, a touch of her still


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wanted to do the physical hands-on activities and sports that she was used to.

Z.Z., meanwhile, decided to help Mrs. Rosenstein, the nurse. Of course, if therewas anything there that had to do with the environment or if there were recyclingproblems, she would be right on top of it.

Z.Z., honey, Mrs. Rosenstein said, poking her head into a cubicle on the other side of the office. Dr. Saniuk called me and asked if you could send somepaperwork that I have over to him.

Sure, no problem.

Great. Its on my desk. Mrs. Rosenstein certainly seemed like the kind of nursewho was helpful and approachable. She had her M.D., but took a leave of absence a few summers ago from her institution to get married and eventuallydecided to work here to be closer to home and have more time with her family.And at age 38, she was right where she wanted to be in her career.

Z.Z. grabbed the paperwork in a manilla folder and walked outside towards theadministration offices which were right next door to the nurses office. When shereturned, her neighbor, Hannah, was there, getting treatment for a paper cut.

Hi, Z.Z. How are you enjoying your first day here? she asked.

Its okay, I guess. Its not exactly what Im used to doing, but Ill make do withwhat I have.

Well, if theres anything to look forward to, its that semiformal to mark thehalfway point of summer.

Thats right, I almost forgot about that. Telly and I had begun the preliminaryplans for what to wear.

You have plenty of time. Its not for another four weeks. Hannah had taken her medicine for her recent asthmatic episode and then went back to rejoin her animal club.

Doing okay, Z.Z.? Mrs. Rosenstein asked her when she seemed a littlepreoccupied.

Im fine, she said. But, tell me: have any really serious injuries or illnessesoccurred on campgrounds?

There havent been any deaths as long as Ive been here, but there was oneincident where a camper not too long ago almost suffered a heatstroke when theair conditioning wasnt working properly.

Its all set now, right?

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Just curious. First week in new camp being in a nurses office gets my curiositygoing.

Nothing for you to worry about, dear. And I appreciate your help. Z.Z. smiledand helped her with some filing.

As for Donkeylips, he had trouble choosing what to do. He wanted to go into foodservice, but it was decided that he was better off not doing that because of hishusky figure and they assumed he had an insatiable appetite. He had no desireto be an assistant to anybody because he wanted to be active and lose someweight.

So after consulting with Tavernese, he became the camps apprentice janitor. Hehated it. He was always summoned to clean something nasty up and wasrequired to clean the bathrooms everyday. If someone spilled something, he hadto clean up its contents, no exceptions. He wasnt obligated to clean the dormrooms, but he felt he should at least clean his room, growing more and more fed

up with Ricks messiness. Once, there was even a case where three peoplevomited, and all he could think of was Why me?

* * *

At dinnertime on Friday, the cafeteria was like a zoo. Thats because every Fridaywas pizza night and they were all packed into the small room. Luckily, though,there was another room that campers could eat. They were permitted there onlyif there wasnt enough room to sit down in the cafeteria, which was the casehere.

Chef Lasko was in his usual hurry-up mode, especially now. But he did say that

the pizza on the near side of the line was New York-style, the middle hadChicago-style and the far side had California-style. All three of the friendsgrabbed their pizza slices and went off to the alternate room.

This place bites, big time! Donkeylips vented as he sat down with his three-topping Hawaiian pizzas and soda.

What is it that bugs you the most? Z.Z. asked. She had plain solid cheese,refusing to touch anything that came from animals. She also had lemonade withher.

For one, my roommates a slob and they gave me the stupid janitors job.

You know, if memory serves, Telly started before having a bite of her deep dishchunky tomato slice. You werent exactly the cleanest person back in the day.

Guess now you have a taste of your own medicine, huh Donkeylips? Z.Z.asked.

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Hey, dude, how are you doing? Rick said, sitting down next to him with his threeslices of every type they had. He had woken up from a nap and was not in thebest-looking shape. He had bed-head and didnt care to brush it.

Fine, no thanks to you, he curtly replied. Rick dug into his pizza and startedeating.

Z.Z. and Telly, seeing how uncomfortable Donkeylips was by this development,spoke up.

Hey, pal, whats going on? Telly asked in the defense of Donkeylips.

Just sitting down with my roommate, he replied wrapping his arm around him,much to his disgust.

You do the environment a grave disservice with your condition, you know that?Z.Z. exclaimed.

Who cares about that?I do, and I dont think youre being a good companion to him.

So why dont you get lost before you become dead meat, Telly chimed in.

But thats against the rules, you cant touch anyone.

Oh, yeah? Telly lunged towards him and, weak and out of shape, Rick ran awaywith his food.

Thank you so much, Donkeylips sighed.

You gotta stick up for yourself sometime, you know, Telly said.

They were almost done with their food when Tavernese and Casey walked intothe room with their dinner and sat down to talk about business. Z.Z., seeing thisas an opportunity to voice her concerns, walked over and sat by them. Tellygrabbed a smoothie from the dessert section and went back to her room.

Hello, Z.Z., how are you doing? Casey greeted her. They knew her from beingin the nurses office a few times.

Im doing okay, but there is something I feel like I need to talk with you about.

Shoot.Well, I havent helped but notice that the camp isnt exactly the cleanest. Is thereanything that can be done?

Our janitor does a good job maintaining it, Tavernese replied. And there is anenvironmental group that you're more than welcome to join.

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group activities here and physical activities on the other section? My roomneighbor told me.

Thats the way this camp is set up, Casey explained.

The other two counselors have the skills for the games and our expertise is thesocial stuff, Tavernese added.

That night, Donkeylips returned to his dorm room to find Rick wasnt there. Hedidnt know where he was, but he was glad. He plopped down on his bed and laydown, exhausted.

What a week, he groaned to himself. End of summer, why cant you come fastenough? He shut his eyes and fell asleep right away.

Z.Z. and Telly finished their duties for their respective positions and were tiredthemselves. They were happy, knowing it was the weekend, which meant noactivities for the next couple of days and they could sleep in. Z.Z. had relayedTavernese and Caseys answers to Telly because she was curious too. They feltthey had some of their questions answered, but only time would tell if they weresatisfied.

4

By mid-to late July, the novelty of the new camp had worn off, but it was evidentthat the campers were not pleased with what they had endured. On one end of the camp, the campers felt as though they were in a concentration camp, minus

the gas chambers and wanted to get out. Santiago and Putney were alwaysordering them around, yelling at them if they screwed up, and they had to goabout their activities under strict rules.

On the other end, there was Tavernese and Casey, who were nowhere near asrigid or harsh, but did not have the same fun as the other division did. Thecampers were under the consensus that they missed Camp Anawanna.

It had been a very hot Friday and Dina was slumping into her room, dirty andperspiring profusely and with a water bottle in hand. She was forced to stay

outside for three hours, playing kickball with the others, mostly guys and shedidnt get the hang of it. When she reached her room, she took her towel andwas on her way out to take a shower.

Not only was she dirty, but she was aching. This was not her idea of fun at all andshe felt as though she was forced into physical labor. If I have to do that under these conditions again, she grumbled to herself. This camp will have realtrouble.


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Before she walked into the girls locker room, Sue Ellen passed by and noticedher sour mood.

What happened to you?

Those stupid activity makers and rule enforcers had me play a tough stupidgame of kickball and I end up like this! Dina was on the verge of breaking downcrying.

Didnt you have a way out of it?

No! They said to either play the game or spend the weekend in the isolationroom with little to eat and no fun.

Thats tough. Ill meet with you when you come out and well discuss more of it.

Thank you.

Dina went into the locker room and took her shower, coming out feeling better and more relaxed. But when she retreated to her room to get dressed, she was infor a very unpleasant surprise.

Shall we talk more about what happened after I get dressed? she asked SueEllen when she got in.

Actually, she started as she was sitting on her bed, almost finished with knittinga colorful blanket for her Nana. Didnt you her the intercom?

No. Why?

Dr. Saniuk called you into his office.

For what?!

I dont know. He just asked you to go to his office immediately.

Flustered, Dina grabbed her clothes, went back to the locker room to getdressed, and then suspiciously made her way towards Dr. Saniuks office.

You wanted to see me? she asked as she poked her head into Dr. Saniuksoffice.

Yes, come in please, Dina.

She closed the door behind her and wearily made her way towards one of thechairs that was situated in front of his desk.

Meanwhile, Sponge and Pinsky were on their way back in from the gym after ahard day of being forced to play full-court pressed basketball. Sponge was not inthe mood to be playing such a game, being a computer wizard and all Pinskywanted to do was to go socialize with the many girls that he saw heading towardsthe woods.


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I dont know about you, Sponge said to his pal, but Im starting to miss CampAnawanna more and more everyday.

I hear you. I feel as though were in boot camp with even smaller wiggle room. Atleast theres the semiformal to look forward to.

Thats true. You have a date to that?

No. Im probably going solo and magnet a couple of girls in my path. What aboutyou, are you going to ask that Sue Ellen girl?

Probably. That is if Bob Kelly doesnt try to get in the way again. Hes really beengetting on my nerves.

If he ever tries to pound you, were here for you. Right, Budnick?

They passed Budnick, who was in the former commuter lounge fixing his guitar.One of the strings had come off and he wanted to fix it and get it out of the way.

Whats that?

You dont get along with Bob Kelly either, do you?

No, I certainly dont and if he tries anything, Ill go mano-a-mano with him.

What have you done all day? Sponge asked, curious because he hadnt seenhim all day.

Just staying here and away from those two excuses for counselors.

Youve faced brutality from them as well?

Are you kidding? They make my relationship with Ug seem placid. Not only that,but the other day I spent the entire day in Dr. McKinleys office because theypushed my patience too far.

Did he help at all?

Not too much. He listened very well, but didnt do anything.

At that point, Budnicks roommate Ed, showed up and walked toward him. Hey,pal. Can you help me study for a quiz I have next year?

What test? he asked incredulously.The SATS. Please. My family badly wants me to pass it so that I can get into agood college. Theyre all depending on me.

Budnick started to angrily protest when Pinsky spoke up and put his arm aroundSponge. Well let you two have fun with that, he said. Then they went out andback to their room as Budnick disgustedly helped Ed.


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Right as the two of them walked past the door, a furious Dina burst through thedoors, right past them and up the stairs.

What was that all about? Sponge asked.

Search me.

In their room, Sue Ellen had finished knitting her Nana the colorful blanket andhad gotten underway knitting a beanie hat for her Grandpa. She was comfortablesitting on her bed with her activity and felt at peace. Unfortunately for her, it wasabruptly disrupted as Dina opened the door in a huff and slammed it.

Rough meeting? she asked nervous and scared.

Tell me something, Dina started, trying hard not to take her frustrations out onher. Has any sleazy jerk framed you for someone elses injury during anactivity?

No, why?Dr. Saniuk called me in because someone twisted his ankle on the kickball fieldAnd another person says Im at fault somehow So he told Dr. Saniuk

Sue Ellen could do nothing but shake her head in disgust. Did you state your innocence?

I certainly did, but he gave me two options: either do community service for thecamp for a week, or miss the semiformal.

Ive been coming here for five years now and this place has been known to do

that to people. Santiago and Putney are especially mean.So why do you keep coming here if you hate it as much as we do?

Its never my decision. My Dad goes on business trips every year around thistime to a Canadian city. The last six years, its been either Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Calgary, Edmonton or Vancouver.

What does he do?

Hes a salesman for a company that does business with Canada. Hes originallyfrom Victoria, and moved to Tampa when he was younger.

And your Mom?

She remarried and moved to Connecticut with her husband eight years ago.Shes been out of my life since. So its just my Dad and me and its been hellishthat way. He insists on raising me by himself.

Youve been through quite a lot in your life, huh?

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her flip-flops on and decided to get a head start to the cafeteria. Dina, nowcalmed down from the meeting, walked with her. As if thats not enough, myNana and Grandpa live an hour from us and they cant make the trip every weekto see us.

How are you so placid with your situation and not taking it out on other people?

Its just not in me to do that. Its not fair to other people. I have let it out to somepeople, but constructively. This camp has, if anything, taught me discipline when Ididnt have it before.

I give you credit, girlfriend. I wouldnt be able to do that if I had as much goingon.

Sue Ellen simply rolled her eyes as they went into the cafeteria and went to goget her food and sit down.

Dina got her pizza with vegetables and sat down next to where Sponge andPinsky were sitting.

Dina, are you doing O.K.? Pinsky said, walking over.

Yeah, Im fine. Why?

We just noticed your storming into the building, Sponge added, coming up fromthe other side of her.

Dr. Saniuk just unfairly punished me for someone elses injury out on the kickballfield.

I bet someone framed you, Sponge replied. And prophetically, Bob Kelly walkednear them and told his friend how funny it was to pin Dina for the kids twistedankle.

Why that... She jumped up from her seat and was more than ready to confronthim.

No, dont! Sponge and Pinsky held her back. When activities resume Monday,well tell Dr. Saniuk and have him straighten things out.

Thanks, guys.

Budnick was tired out after helping Ed with his studying and he needed his pizzabadly.

You look exhausted, pal, Chef Lasko commented.

Just how many slices of New York style are left? he asked impatiently.

Just coming out of the oven right now.

Thank you.


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Once he got that, he sat down at the table where his friends were.

What happened? Pinsky asked him.

Ed had me help him study for three different subjects to prepare for the SATs,which he doesnt have to take for another two years.

Never hurts to get a head start on that, Sponge reminded him.

* * *

Meanwhile, Donkeylips was finished with his duties for the day and retreated tohis cool room and decided to take a nap before it was his divisions turn for pizza.

The room was still somewhat of a mess with Ricks laundry and belongings onhis side of the room. Donkeylips felt that he improved his cleanliness in the timetheyd been with each other. As a result, their relationship warmed to an extent.He was still annoyed by his free riding ways and lazy nature.

What have you been up to besides reading comic books? he asked as he puthis apron on a chair.

Just talking to our neighbors.

Tell me something: Why is it that you expect us to do everything while you dovirtually nothing?

Thats the way I am, pal, Rick answered, taking a big bite of a brownie hepicked up from the kitchen. My parents are very lenient and they dont care whatwe do, even if the TV sucks our brains out.

Take my word for it, Donkeylips replied, lying down before closing his eyes.You wouldnt last one day with that attitude at my old camp.

My dad gets paid big dollars for doing virtually nothing as a security guard andmy mom is a housewife, so what do I care?

Donkeylips was already fast asleep.

Z.Z. and Telly had gotten in from their respective responsibilities and they hadagreed to spend the night after dinner socializing with Hannah and Molly, havingnothing else to do.

Anything exciting today, Z.Z. asked her friend.

Nothing much, except that loser Peter is really driving me crazy. He alwaysbrags about how his opinions on everything are better than mine are.

Hope we dont run into him at dinner. Ill tell you something, I do like the fact thatthere are much fewer P.A. announcements than before. That was alwaysannoying, dont you think?


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Sure was. And about the silliest things, too.

Right on cue, Dr. Saniuk came on over the loudspeaker and said that their division was free to go to the cafeteria for dinner. The halls suddenly becameloud and noisy, not to mention hectic with everyone wanting their pizza.

Telly was pushed aside by an eager camper, and Z.Z. was knocked over byanother.

Watch where youre going, wimps! Telly called after them, furious.

Youre no special than we are! Z.Z. added, equally angry.

Guys are you okay? Hannah implored, running up to them. Molly followedshortly after her, but much slower and uninterested.

Were okay, but those people need to learn proper manners, Telly replied.

Well, you can come with us and well talk.Thank you.

Molly simply nodded in agreement as they made their way toward the cafeteria tohave their dinner, followed by dessert.

When they were done with that, they returned to Hannah and Mollys room, readyto socialize with them. Molly went to her bed and grabbed her school book tocatch up on before going back to school in September.

Will she be part of our discussions? Z.Z. asked, sitting on the computer chair.

She will, well get her in here later on, Hannah replied as she got comfortableon her bed and took her shoes and socks off.

Arent you tired of this camp after coming here so long? Telly had to ask. Shesat down on the bed next to her.

Not really, Hannah responded, rubbing her tired feet and putting her pillow intoher lap. Its mostly for Molly to try to improve her social skills.

Theres nothing wrong with my social skills, Molly defensively replied.

Our parents decided we should come here to help with that, her interactive twin

continued. For years, I was a socially inept girl that had difficulty making friends.Really, I would never have guessed it.

Yeah, I was a different person when I started here.

"So why are you still here if that problem seemes to be corrected."

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make new friends and when I saw you two come in for the first time, I saw it agolden opportunity. Most other people I've bonded with here haven't been thebest people to get along with and Molly has had a hard time as a result."

Z.Z. and Telly looked at each other with amazement. Most people at CampAnawanna aside from their closest friends didn't treat them very well either sothey could relate.

Later on that night, shortly before the lights out warning came, Molly joined them,albeit reluctantly as they discussed their prospects for the semiformal. She satwith her sister on the bed and Z.Z. and Telly were in bean bags that they had.

"So who do you think will ask you," Z.Z. asked Hannah.

"Every year it's been someone different. Hopefully someone nice. How aboutyou?"

"I don't know."

"Donkeylips maybe," Telly teased. Z.Z. looked ready to jump her. "What? Just apossibility."

"At our socials at our old camp, no one ever asked us, so I hope that changeshere."

5

In the two weeks since, it was a pretty busy social week for the campers leadingup to the semiformal, and here is how the arrangements played out:

Sponge, in a big boost to his psyche, asked Sue Ellen and she agreed. That wasafter Bob Kelly was punished by Dr. Saniuk for both deceiving authority andsetting up Dina. This gave Sponge the opportunity to ask her. Pinsky asked arandom pretty girl who had been participating in volleyball. Dina, who wascleared of wrongdoing, was asked by Brad Eaton, a ditzy but affable young manwho had his eye on her since the start. Donkeylips went solo as did Telly. Z.Z.was asked at the last minute by a guy named Ron Johnston who, unbeknownstto her, was known around camp as both a player and heartbreaker, complete

with no remorse. Budnick was in trouble with his counselors for oversleepingthrough a meeting in which everyone must attend. His roommate, Ed, was angrywith him for accusing him of being too perfect and too nervous about his future inschool. As revenge, he messed with Budnick's alarm clock, freezing it at 4:27A.M. The meeting started at 7:30 promptly and Budnick woke up at 8:08. Hefrantically got dressed and went, but was late and he was sent to the commuter lounge and do nothing the whole day. He went to see Dr. McKinley. The campwas buzzing with anticipation the whole week leading up and on Friday night, the


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first in August, everyone couldn't wait. Some girls went to salons to get their hair done while most guys borrowed money from their parents to rent tuxedos. Girlsdid likewise with dresses while some borrowed dresses from their friends.

* * *

The gym was all ready for its annual midsummer semiformal. The dance floor was clean, save for some balloons, and tables were set up for the dinner portionof the night. The photographer was setting up his backdrop in the locker room for any couple or group of friends who wanted their picture taken. The buffet was tocome an hour and a half into the event. The event started at 6:00 p.m. and wasto run until 11:00 p.m.

It was a big step up from what the Anawanna campers were used to; the verycasual social was usually the highlight of their summers, but they had a feelingthis was to be bigger. And they hoped it would be a good happening for what hadbeen a mediocre experience for the most part. It was also always nice for the

campers and administration, who served as chaperones, to see everyonedressed up and looking handsome/beautiful.

Dr. Saniuk always balanced his budget wisely to make this event possible. Hewas now instructing Chef Lasko to bring the food out at the right time. His wifealways came for the occasion and they were always dressed in three-piece suitand prom dress. Though the camp and its flyers officially recognized it as asemiformal, everyone always dressed up like it was a formal dance or a prom.And that would be the case tonight.

When should everyone start showing up? Mrs. Saniuk asked her husband.

In about a minute or so. I saw the line start to form out there, he answered.Are they all dressed up?

They sure look like it. This party looks like it will be a blast.

Hopefully. The last eight weve been to have been wonderful. Hope with theother camp kids here now it will be even better.

The counselor chaperones and their wives came in from the side doors andalerted Dr. Saniuk that they were there. Chef Lasko retreated outside to his car toget some more stuff for the buffet table. As the clock struck 6:00. Dr. Saniukunlocked the main gym doors to let the campers in. Everyone seemed to be in acheery mood, eager for a good time. The first young man in, though, wasanything but.

So how is that going to do me any good? Cant you give me something better?Budnick implored Dr. McKinley as he backtracked his way into the gym. He wasstill in disbelief over his penalty for oversleeping into Santiago and Putneysmandatory meeting. He was especially angry because it wasnt his fault.


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What else do you want me to give you, Bobby? the doctor replied, his wifehanging on his arm, walking into the decorated gym. Budnick had been houndinghim since the arrival of the semiformal concerning his dissatisfaction of the newcamp. As a doctor, it wasnt in his blood to be annoyed by it, but it was wearingthin on him.

Im just running out of patience. And if that Bob Kelly character messes me upagain,...

Just dont think about it here. Go have a dance with someone and you will bebetter. Dr. McKinley then went with his wife over to the beverage section to getthemselves bottled water. As more and more campers filed in, music began toplay on the loudspeakers.

Budnick was certainly looking dapper with his jacket, tie and khakis. He didntbother to do anything to his hair. His pal, Pinsky came up behind him with hisdate and tried to cheer him up.

Hey, dude. Why the long face?

This place blows. I have major problems with this camp and not even Dr.McKinley is going to do anything about it.

Well, if it can help lift your spirits, meet my date, Sharon.

Hi, how are you? Budnick politely smiled and shook her hand.

Im fine, and you? she replied, beaming. She was pretty with her short hair puttogether in a bun and a dress that was a crystalized shade of blue.

Not bad. Gee, Pinsky, you sure have the right stuff here.

Thanks, man. Were all pumped for this party tonight.

Just glad we dont have to worry about those dirtbags, Santiago and Putney for tonight.

Right as he said that, Santiago and his wife walked right past them and noddedhis head in acknowledgment to them. The same with Putney and his fiancee ashe whispered something to Sharon.

What did he tell you? Pinsky asked, concerned for her.

Just to be careful tonight, she replied, though that was obviously not what hesaid.

Meanwhile, Sponge was on his way in, dressed in a tuxedo with a neck tie, alongwith his glasses. On his arm was a nervous Sue Ellen in a maroon dress and her shoulder-length red hair down accompanied by a braid headband.

What are you so nervous about? Sponge asked trying to calm her down.


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Havent you been to these before?

My first year here I did, she responded. But after that I didnt because of a badexperience with a guy.

What happened?

He was all macho-tough, full of testosterone. Knowing that I do not like that, he...Well, lets just say he took advantage of me.

Hopefully I can deliver a better night for you. Sponge was confident; he wasreally starting to like this girl next door.

Well see.

Dina followed behind in a flamboyant yellow-gold dress complete with sparklesand her hair was done in braids. She was on the arm of her date, Brad, dressedin an equally flamboyant white tuxedo and fedora.Ive never been to one of

these before, Dina told him. Whats it like?Its basically your typical school dance, except longer, he said. Plus we canhave our picture taken and theres dinner midway through the night. Dessert rightafter it. Tonight will be will be lots of fun.

Only you can make it that way for me, Dina said with a giggle.

After a few other couples made their way in, more singles entered. When thatwas done, it signaled the end of the attendants from Santiago and Putneyscamp. Tavernese and Caseys campers would follow and Donkeylips was the firstto come in. Right behind him was his roommate Rick, looking like an unmade

bed. The two of them went solo.

Stay away from me, tonight, Donkeylips warned him.

Why?

Because Im here to have a good time and I dont consider hanging with you onan occasion like this a good time.

Lighten up, man.

Beside himself, Donkeylips inhaled deeply and then slowly let it out. He saw hisold buddies from Camp Anawanna sitting down and decided to pay them a visit.He first walked toward his merit badge partner Sponge.

Hey, Sponge, he greeted. Whats going on?

Not much, pal, he replied, slapping him high-five. Good to see you again.Hows your camp going?

The counselors are ok, but my roommate is a nightmare: hes sloppy, stupid and


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always makes a big mess of our room. How about you?

Our counselors are torturous. Theyre strict, they yell at even the slightestmistake, enforce a fire drill, and theyre the ultimate punishers.

Bummer.

Tell me about it. He rolled his eyes, so preoccupied with his own dissatisfactionfor the place that he forgot about Sue Ellen. How rude of me. Donkeylips, Id likeyou to meet my date, Sue Ellen.

Nice to meet you, he said, shaking her hand.

Likewise, she politely replied.

Wheres Budnick and Pinsky? he asked Sponge. I havent seen them yet.

Theyre over there by the beverage table. Donkeylips turned around, saw them

and went over to them.When was the last time he cleaned his hair? Sue Ellen asked Sponge once hewas away.

Beats me. He hasnt always been the best about hygiene, although hes gottenbetter.

And the girls, Z.Z. and Telly came into the gym. Z.Z. was in a teal dress and her hair in a simple ponytail. Ron, the guy that asked her to the dance, was walkingwith her in a white jacket, black slacks and bow tie. Telly, not the girly or flirtytype, wore a simple black dress with nothing too fancy to her hair.

I guess well have a good time tonight, Z.Z. said somewhat nervously.

You will, trust me, Hannah said walking by with her date.

She never fails to liven things up, does she? Telly commented.

I guess not.

After everyone had gathered in and socialized for a little while, the music stoppedand Dr. Saniuk came up to the microphone:

Your attention, please everyone, everyone turned towards him on the stage. I

want to thank each and every one of our campers for coming here and so Iwelcome you to Camp Watson-Driscolls annual semiformal dance, even thoughit always looks like a prom and this looks to be no exception. Its also alwaysgreat to see our counselors together with their spouses here. And I know it'sreally warm in here, but let's make do with what we have. So in about 20 minutesor so, the photographer will be all set for anyone who wants to have their picturetaken. After that, you can dance until the buffet opens up. Chef Lasko will alertme when it will be ready. Then have a blast the rest of the night. Enjoy.


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The music resumed and Z.Z., who had been walking around the gym to get a feelfor the atmosphere, separated from Ron, who was for the moment gettingacquainted with his friends and their dates. She took a close look at the buffetline to see what exactly was going to be served when she heard a voice call her name and turned around.

Oh, hi, how are you? she answered to Mrs. Rosenstein who had walked up toher.

Z.Z., Id like you to meet my husband, she said. Jonathan, this is the younglady I told you about who has assisted me through the summer.

How are you? he asked, extending his hand which she accepted.

Good, thank you. At this point, she drowned out Mrs. Rosenstein talk abouttheir wedding and noticed that Ron seemed to be gossiping to his many friendsabout her because he was snickering along with them while glancing in her direction.

... so isnt that the best thing you ever heard of, Z.Z.? the nurse asked her assistant who wasnt paying attention. Z.Z.?!

Huh, oh right yeah, she said snapping back to her.

You have fun tonight, okay dear? Tell me all about your night on Monday.

I will.

Come on, Mary," her husband said, "lets go see what Mr. Tavernese and hiswife are doing.

After five minutes of socializing and greeting, walking around and talking, thephotographer signaled to Dr. Saniuk that he was ready for pictures to be takenfor anyone who wanted them. He then relayed that over the microphone to thecrowd.

As the scores of couples and groups of friends made their way to the locker roomfor that, a familiar man entered dressed nicely and looked around for his oldcampers. He didn't see any because they were already getting in line. But one of the counselors was an old friend of his and recognized him.

"Hi, Kevin," Casey came over and greeted him. "How have you been?"

"Not bad," he said, returning Casey's handshake. "How have the new campersbeen treating you?"

"Well, the ones that I have are great and easy to get along with and I think it's agood thing they came here." Putney knew him as well and he went over to havea nice talk with him.

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photographer was situating them on the drape in either a platonic couple pose(where they stand next to each other and he has his hand toward the camera inhis pocket and she has her arm straight down), a romantic couple pose (whereshe stands right in front of him and he wraps his hands around her waist) or afriendly group shot.

Sponge and Sue Ellen were the next ones in line. They were not sure about whatthey wanted to do for their picture. They were not dating, but it was obvious thatthere were sparks between them. They were called up after Pinsky and Sharonhad their picture taken.

"Are you two dating, or just friends?" the photographer asked them so that therewasn't any miscommunication. The two looked at each other and agreed that for the moment, they would be just friends. So the photographer set them up theplatonic way and they smiled nicely.

After them, Dina and her date took their picture in the romantic pose, much to

Donkeylips' dismay. He decided to get his picture taken with his friends fromAnawanna. After all seven had their picture taken together (and it came out nice),they all went back into the gym and to their surprise, there was Ug across theroom talking with Casey and Putney.

"Oh, man. Is he here to help enforce the rules more?" Pinsky asked under hisbreath.

"He'd better not be," Budnick replied hearing him. They all turned away from Ugin hopes of him not noticing, but it was to no avail.

"Hey, guys!" he called out to them. They all stopped dead in their tracks and Ug

went over to them. "How you guys doing? I've missed you.""We've missed you too, Ug," Pinsky said forcefully. "What brings you here?"

"I'm off for a week in renovating the town's high school, so I thought I'd take thebus down and visit you guys."

"Well, we hope you're having fun as well," Sponge said. He introduced him toSue Ell

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