Egg Merchant

Film:

Scene 2:

Mother Wong

Wong Dei’s Journey into Night

Meditation Disturbed

Budget:

Million

2

Werner Helga

Film:

Scene 5:

Squid Tentacle

Das Boot to the Head

Dive! Dive!

Budget:

Million

3

Jack Wicked Schoolgirl

Film:

Scene 11:

Sensei

Two More Rival Kung-Fu Schools

The Tenth Big Fight

Budget:

Million

3

Man with Bacon

Film:

Scene 15:

Injured Nurse

Ninja Guy Dan III: College Days

Jumpin’ Gym Finals

Budget:

Million

4

Bellowing Oaf Monkey

Film:

Scene 18:

Pregnant Girl

People Fight Better Drunk!

Falling-Down Deadly!

Budget:

Million

4

Man with Lamp Ordinary Wolf

Film:

Scene 9:

Dolores

Flying Fists of Fur

Stalking the Werewolf

Budget:

Million

5

Hortense Man with Mealworms

Film:

Scene 17:

Dragon

One Fist, Two Fist

Cop on Pop

Budget:

Million

6

Architect Fancy Boy

Film:

Scene 45:

Man on Fire

Iron Fist of Irony

Fighting with a Pot

Budget:

Million

4

Tae Bo Smith Man with Axe

Film:

Scene 3:

Innkeeper

Ancient Hong Kong Legend 5

Broken-Head Kung Fu

Budget:

Million

5

Hsiang Yu Hsiang Liang

Film:

Scene 108:

Liu Pang

Every Chinese War in History

The Time of Christ

Budget:

Million

6

Curtis Zombie with Brain

Film:

Scene 2:

Coal Boy

Trains! The Musical

Stokin’ the Boiler

Budget:

Million

3

Sprug

Film:

Scene 14:

Woodsman

Tarzan, the Soul Man

That Hairy Old Ape!

Budget:

Million

3

Mouse The Month of February

Film:

Scene 21:

Judge

Sci-Fi Melodrama Forty-Five

In Space, No One CanHear You Cry

Budget:

Million

3

Isaac Newton The Weak Nuclear Force

Film:

Scene 9:

A Dog

Up with Science!

Gravity Doesn’t Suck!

Budget:

Million

4

Child Shepherd

Film:

Scene 13:

Mister Bingo

Sneakin’ Out of Austria

Shoutin’ on the Hill

Budget:

Million

4

Milky Nurse Red

Film:

Scene 24:

The Prude

Asylum!

Everybody’s Crazy for You

Budget:

Million

4

Customer 2 Customer 1

Film:

Scene 25:

Duggly the Elf

I Was a Teenage Fry Cook

Servin’ Up the Love

Budget:

Million

5

French Woman

Film:

Scene 5:

Gizmo the Bear

Musical! The Musical

This Song’s about aDifferent Song!

Budget:

Million

5

Tex Barney

Film:

Scene 2:

Hooter

Celebrate Prisons!

A Life of Structure and Routine

Budget:

Million

6

Dixie

Film:

Scene 7:

Sheriff Zed

Racin’ Across the USA

Two Drunk Priests in a Volkswagen Bus

Budget:

Million

6

Limey

Distraction: Kung Fu Free-for-All!

SINGULAR EFFECTReplaces any other Singular Effect.

Keep this card in play. Players may now fight otherplayers to steal their roles. Both players roll one dieand the high roll wins, with ties going to the attacker.The loser gets no penalty for walking off the Scene.

Distraction: Masterful Kung Fu

Oh, yes! Everyone now has Masterful Kung Fu. Forthe rest of the current day, all players get +1 on

every roll they make to wrap a Scene, with the excep-tion of Scenes from 2 Million Dollar movies. Discard

this card when the current day is over.

Distraction: Spontaneous Action!

Keep this card. Any time you move into an empty setwith at least two other Actors in it, you may add a

new Scene to that set face up. If the card you draw isa Distraction, discard it and try again. After you useSpontaneous Action, roll a die. On a 4, 5, or 6 you

must pass this card to the player on your right.

Distraction: Spirit of the People

Keep this card. From now on, you have a small cultof dedicated fans. This means you get paid a $2

bonus every time you wrap a film.

Distraction: Lindbergh Baby Kidnapped!

Oh, no! Someone has kidnapped the Lindbergh baby!For the rest of the current day, all Scenes exceptthose from 6 Million dollar movies require one

higher roll than usual to advance. For example, if aScene is a 4, it advances only on a 5 or 6. Discard

this card when the current day is over.

Distraction: You Gotta Have Class!

Take this card. You’ve got Class. You may take onerole smaller than your rank with no penalty. Once you

do this, pass this card to the player on your right.

Distraction: You Gotta Have Style!

Take this card. You’ve got Style. You may take onerole that’s larger than your rank. Once you do this,

pass this card to the player on your left.

Distraction: The Friendship Conspiracy

SINGULAR EFFECTReplaces any other Singular Effect.

Keep this card in play. Multiple Actors can occupythe same role. Off-card roles behave normally, with

one dollar going to each player on the part. On-cardroles have to split their payouts evenly, with the odddollar going to the player who was on the role first.

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Film:

Scene 5:

Porky

The Shake the Camera and Bitch Project

Were those beer canshere last night?

Budget:

Million

2

Serge A Fencer

Film:

Scene5 :

Don Rickles

Violent, Bloody Death of a Salesman

I’ll Have To Ask My Boss

Budget:

Million

2

Policeman Cannibal

Film:

Scene 4:

Dead Guy

I Have A Pretty Good Guess What You Did Last Summer

Tracing Mike’s Phone Call

Budget:

Million

2

Girl with Bag Lamplighter

Film:

Scene 16:

Janitor

Brain Spotting

Something Awful in the Loo

Budget:

Million

3

Absurd Priest

Film:

Scene 8:

Jack

A River of Blood Runs Through It

Jack’s funeral

Budget:

Million

3

Barber Creature with no Head

Film:

Scene 22:

The Head

The Quick, the Dead, and the Ugly

Zombie Gunfight 2

Budget:

Million

3

Actor Television Executive

Film:

Scene 3:

Repairman

Brain Suckers From Planet Three

How They Do It

Budget:

Million

4

Plumber Voice of Ant Queen

Film:

Scene: 14

Sally

Realistic Giant Insects Ate My House!

Trouble in the Basement

Budget:

Million

4

Lancelot Galahad

Film:

Scene 12:

Space Vixen

Knights of the Bloody Dinner Table

Lancelot Gets His

Budget:

Million

5

Sprocket Unconvincing Puppet

Film:

Scene 15:

The Moon

Vampire, Schmampire!

Van Helsing Gets His

Budget:

Million

6

Film:

Scene 1:

Captured Spy Queen Queeg

Space Caves of Planet Zee

When the Gorbomeets the Fleem

Budget:

Million

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Scene 4:

Assassin Glass of Milk

Trials of The Floon Dynasty, Episode Nine

Captain Jack’s Oath

Budget:

Million

3

Film:

Scene 11:

Zebediah Persian Postal Worker Old Man

One False Step for Mankind

The Monkey Flies!

Budget:

Million

3

Waldo

Film:

Scene 5:

The Beer Psychologist Scuba Coach

The Flickering Bleebs of Zelzar

Zoob? What Zoob?

Budget:

Million

4

Caller 3

Film:

Scene 21:

Dr. Jack Asteroid A Real Horse

Science, Planets, Math and Stuff

Can AsteroidsLove?

Budget:

Million

4

Mike

Film:

Scene 10:

Mike Mike Mike

I Married an Earthling

Send in the Clones

Budget:

Million

5

Hula Dancer

Film:

Scene 8:

Talking Mouse Computer Five Eggs

When Space Creatures Attack!

A Humorous Pause

Budget:

Million

5

Bug

Film:

Scene 17:

Math Genius Space Pilot Bigger Bug

Realistic Bugs, Unrealistic People

Going Back to “P”

Budget:

Million

6

Lincoln

Film:

Scene 15:

Washington Monroe Space Vixen

Ancient TV Series XXI: One of us is still alive!

Geriatric LaserBattle Action!

Budget:

Million

6

Microbe

Film:

Scene 20:

Hermit Torgo Blee A Voice

Episode Two: The Irritating Teenage Freeloader

Meet Yet Another Pathological Liar

Budget:

Million

6

Distraction: A Breath of Fresh Air

When you reveal this card, everyone immediatelysteps off the role they are playing, with no penalty totheir rank. You may thereafter hold on to this card

and play it once (i.e., discard it) to walk off a role ofyour own with no penalty to your rank.

Distraction: Boo!

Take another turn. You can’t stay in the set whereyou found “BOO!” Discard this card.

Distraction: Pennies from Heaven!

SINGULAR EFFECTReplaces any other Singular Effect.

Keep this card in play. During Pennies From Heaven,any player who wraps a movie rolls a number of

extra payout dice equal to his rank. For example, if aplayer is a 6, he rolls 6 extra dice.

Distraction: Mirror Universe

At the beginning of the next day of shooting, playerswill start on the Casting Office instead of the Trailers.

Distraction: Tram Ticket

Keep this card. You may use it in place of your normal move to jump straight to the casting office.

When you use this card, give it to the player in lastplace, not counting yourself. “Last Place” means

whoever would go first if another day started now.

Distraction: Blood of the Vampires

SINGULAR EFFECTReplaces any other Singular Effect.

Keep this card in play. During the Blood of theVampires, no Actor will lose points for having a

Scene stolen out from under him.

Distraction: Zap! Zap!

Keep this card. You may play it (i.e., discard it)instead of taking your normal move to cause one

face up scene to disappear. Players who were work-ing on that scene get no penalty for walking off it.

Distraction: Space Odyssey!

At the beginning of the next day, put $10 on PostAlley. The first player who reaches Post Alley gets themoney. It represents some sort of completely unde-

served bonus for which he shall be mocked.If you draw this card during the last day of the game,

put the money on the Alley right now.

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