February 9, 2012

She just sits around, watchin’ same ol’ same.

He just sits around playin’ video games.

Barely even movin’ their arms and legs.

Never pay attention what their mama says.She says…

It’s a sunny day, they don’t even know.Starin’ at the tube with the window closed.

Blisters on their fingers from remote controls.

Mama says you’ll turn into a potato.

Couch potato, couch potato.Couch potato, couch potato.Couch potato, couch potato.Couch potato, couch potato.

Get some exercise like you know you should.

Keep the motor runnin’ underneath the hood.

Ev’rybody knows ‘cause it’s understood.

Healthy, happy body makes you feel so good.

Couch potato, couch potato.Couch potato, couch potato.Couch potato, couch potato.Couch potato, couch potato.

(PH) Climb a tree, ride a bike.(WK) Wade the creek, fly a kite.(ES) Play some hoops, have a ball.

So much to do, just take a look.If you have to sit, then read a book!

Couch potato, couch potato. *Aw, do I have to go outside?

Couch potato, couch potato. *There’s weather out there!

Couch potato, couch potato. *But I’ll miss all the reality shows.

Couch potato, couch potato. *I just have to know who gets voted

out.

Couch potato, couch potato.Couch potato, couch potato.Couch potato, couch potato.Couch potato, couch potato.

Couch potato, couch potato. *Just let me beat this level.

Couch potato, couch potato. *The aliens are coming!

Couch potato, couch potato. *I have to destroy the mother ship!

Couch potato, couch potato.

*Oh, but can I watch just one more commercial?

Surfer dudes say “woh” *woh*Surfer dudes say “woh” *woh*Surfer dudes say “woh” *woh*Surfer dudes say “woh” *woh*

Surfer dudes say “woh” *woh*Surfer dudes say “woh” *woh* Surfer dudes say “woh” *woh* Surfer dudes say “woh” *woh*

Surfer dudes like the sun, Like the waves, like to have fun,In the surf, hang-in’ ten. Landing on the beach again.

Surfer dudes say “woh” *woh*Surfer dudes say “woh” *woh*Surfer dudes say “woh” *woh*Surfer dudes say “woh” *woh*

If you ever make a journey to Hawaii.You’ll find blue skies and an ocean warm and clearIn that ocean lives a fishy bright and happy.He swims around all day tryin’ to say his name.

He’s called the Humuhumu… nukunuku… apua’a.

He’s called the Humuhumu… nukunuku… apua’a.

He’s the very cool fish with a really, really long name.

Kid 1: Humu booboo acapoocoo?

Kid 2: No, no, no. It’s “Humuhumunukunukuapa’a.” It can only be found in Hawaii and it’s their state fish.

Kid 1: Oh, okay… Humu coocoo moomoo frufru?

Kid 2: Can you sing it again!?

He’s called the Humuhumu… nukunuku… apua’a.

He’s called the Humuhumu… nukunuku… apua’a.

He’s the very cool fish with a really, really long name.

Kid 1: Humuhumunukunukuapua’a… that’s a beautiful name. I bet it means “walking along the shores of Waikiki.”

Kid 2: Actually, it means “fish that comes out of the water and sounds like a pig.”

Kid 1: Really?!

Kid 2: Really.

He’s called the Humuhumu… nukunuku… apua’a.He’s called the Humuhumu… nukunuku… apua’a.He’s the very cool fish with a really, really long name.

He’s the very cool fish with a really, really long name.

Aloha!

Shut off the power. Shut off the power.Shut off the power. Shut it off.

Shut off the light switch. Shut off the light switch.Shut off the light switch. Shut it off.

Shut off the engine. Shut off the engine.Shut off the engine. Shut it off.

Shut off the faucet. Shut off the faucet.Shut off the faucet. Shut it off.

If you’re not using it,then don’t be abusing it.If you’re not using itthis moment, shut it off.

If you’re not using it,then don’t be abusing it.If you’re not using itthis moment, shut it off.

Shut off the power. Shut off the power.Shut off the power. Shut it off.

Shut off the light switch. Shut off the light switch.Shut off the light switch. Shut it off.

Shut off the engine. Shut off the engine.Shut off the engine. Shut it off.

Shut off the faucet. Shut off the faucet.Shut off the faucet. Shut it off.

SHUT IT OFF!!

Please, summer, please!Summer time, please come soon!Please, summer, please!Summer time, please come soon!

Summer time, summer time. Sunny orange, lemon lime.Ev’ry day you’re okay.I love summer time! In the air, everywhere. Summer time, I don’t care what they say anyway.I love summer time!

Please, summer, please!

Summer time, please come soon!

Please, summer, please!

Summer time, please come soon!

Summer time, summer time.All the time you’re sublime.Summer days are ablaze.I love summer time! Goin’ strong! Play a long!Do a dance! Sing a song! All the day I will play! I love summer time!

Summer. Summer time. Summer. Summer time.(Repeat four times)

Please, summer, please!Summer time, please come soon!Please, summer, please! Summer time, please come soon!

Summer time, please come soon!Summer time, please come soon!Summer time!

Pasta, pasta. I love pasta! It’s a wonderful food!

Rigatoni, mostaccioli, and spaghetti, too!

Pasta, pasta. I love pasta! Take a look and you’ll see fettucci, vermicelli, ravioli for me!

*Slurp!* *Gulp!*

Solo 1: Say, Luigi-could you pass me a fork and a spoon so’s I can twirl my spaghetti? Grazie!

I like it with red sauce, Alfredo. I like it with garlic and oil. I like it with sun dried tomatoes. Lovely pasta brought to a boil

Pasta, pasta. I love pasta!It’s a wonderful food!Manicotti, garganeli, and farfalle,

too!Pasta, pasta. I love pasta!Take a look and you’ll see tripolini, cavatelli, macaroni for me!

*Slurp!**Gulp!*

Solo 2: Say Mario-can I have a napkin or maybe a bib? Tomato sauce stains, you know.

Please bring out a pan of lasagna.Simply grand, I’m sure you’ll agree!Sprinkled with a dash of Romano.Pasta sure has been good to me!

Pasta, pasta. I love pasta! It’s a wonderful food!Rigatoni, mostaccioli, and spaghetti,

too! Pasta, pasta. I love pasta! Take a look and you’ll seefettuccine, vermicelli, ravioli for me! Pasta, pasta for me!