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    The Morgazine[Discuss Online]

    Celebrity Baby Voice Overs

    Inspired by the classic movie "Look Who's Talking," tonight I asked my kids which celebrities we should

    hire to voice their little brother's thoughts after he is born. "Like Bruce Willis from 'Look Who's Talking.'"

    My daughter, Kayla, asked, "Who is Bruce Willis?"

    I continued to make some suggestions of who could do the voice-over for our baby and examples of

    what they might sound like:

    David Duchovny

    (Recalling what it was like to be born)

    I was sitting in the womb, just relaxing and minding my own business, when suddenly the walls

    began to shake and I became very disoriented. Before I knew it, a bright light opened up below

    my head and I was suddenly being pulled into some other place..some other dimension.

    My first thought was that the I was being abducted by aliens! But then my suspicions of the

    government's complacency in an alien coverup were confirmed when I arrived inside a room

    filled with men and women in lab coats!

    I was thrusted onto the chest of an overly emotional woman--who, I learned later was my mom-

    -then after a few minutes I was carried over by one of the government officials to a dissection

    table, where I was placed under a bright light. I was then poked and prodded nearly beyond my

    tolerance. I cried, but this did not deter them.

    Peter Cullen (a.k.a. the voice of Optimus Prime)

    (Later, while at home)

    Morgans, change my diaper . . . and...roll out!

    James Earl Jones

    I want my bottle!

    Regis Philbin

    So, you're going with answer "D, prepare another bottle," eh? Is that your FINAL answer?

    William Shatner

    I've..dropped my . . .binky!

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    The Morgazine

    Crew of the Satellite of Love

    Tom Servo: Oh great. Of course there has to be a crowd here when I'm naked and covered with

    goop.

    Crow: Hey, is this how you came out of the womb, Joel?

    Joel: Which part? The crying or the kicking?

    Crow: So, which one's the daddy and the mommy? There are so many people here, and its hard

    to tell them apart.

    Joel: I'd say the mommy is the weepy lady who is laying down on the bed wearing the hospital

    gown.

    Crow: That's a relief. I was wondering why she was still in her pajamas this late in the day.

    Tom Servo: Whoa..lots of twists and turns. Feels good to be in her arms, though.

    Crow: Which one is the daddy? The one at the end?

    Joel: No, he's the doctor.

    Crow: Whoo-hoo daddy is a doctor?

    Tom Servo: You wish. My guess is that its the shutterbug to the right. Hey bozo, this isn't a good

    time for photos!

    Crow: I hope he gets my best side.

    Joel: Ow, hey..what are they doing to my umbilical cord?

    Crow: I don't know, but they better hope that is my umbilical cord!

    Tom Servo: They're giving scissors to the bozo with the camera. I hope that doesn't mean what I

    think it means...

    Joel: Oh, ouch..

    Crow: Noooo!

    Joel: Calm down Crow, he only cut the umbilical. We're fine.

    Crow: I'm going to miss the endless supply of tea and hamburgers.

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    The MorgazineTom Servo: Now we're being moved to an examination table. Oh, hello.

    Joel: This day couldn't possibly get any worse.

    Crow: Um, Joel, it just did...that nurse said something about a circumcision.

    Joel, Crow, and Tom Servo: Nooooo!!

    Which celebrity would you choose for a baby voice over, and what would they sound like?