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Facebook stalking(forrest)

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Facebook Stalking:

A covert method of investigation using facebook.com. Good for discovering a wealth of information about people you don't actually know.

“Mikey is so hot, I think i'm gonna

spend most of the night facebook

stalking him looking at his pics.”

Rule #1: Use What You Know

Situation:

• They frequent your gym

• Sometimes they wear a UC t-shirt

• They are similar in age

• You think their name is “Laura” or

“Lauren”

• You are a coward

“…if I have to”

Pictures!!!!!1

4 - Profit

3

2

Cultured

Taken

Fun

Nerdy

Talented

Out of Your League

Mutual

Friends

Wall-to-wall

feed

Pictures of

them both.

Events

Attended

Lie

More

Lies

Stalk in Private Cell Phone or Drunk Creeping

Control Yourself Play Farmville

Test: Are You a Stalker?

- Have you ever become friends with somebody just to see their pictures?

- Have you ever gone through 200 pictures of somebody’s album you aren’t even

friends with?

- Do you toggle your Facebook chat online/offline so people won’t see that you are

online 24/7?

Are You a Stalker?

- Have you ever tagged somebody in a picture you aren’t in and didn’t even take?

- Do you have anybody’s number in your phone because you saw it on their Facebook

profile?

- Are you the first to comment when somebody has changed their profile picture?