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ContentsMinima moralia.....................................................................18
Koan Zen ...............................................................................19
Adrian Botez (România) ........................................................21
Foamea şi setea ................................................................21
Eugen Evu (România) ............................................................22
Ziceri smarandacice ..........................................................22
Paradox .............................................................................23
Afurisisme smarandacice ..................................................23
Neutrosofice .....................................................................24
Gheorghe Niculescu (România).............................................25
Adânc de-naltă toamnă.....................................................25
Destortocheri ....................................................................25Mircea Oprea (România) .......................................................28
Mirarea de mine ...............................................................28
Mircea Eugen Şelariu (România) ...........................................38
Meduze supermatematice ................................................38
Cuburi supermatematice ..................................................44
Ioan Baba (Serbia) .................................................................49
În urechea timpului / Eavesdropping Time .......................49
Adevăr (ne)greşit ..........................................................49
(Un)mistakable Truth ....................................................49
Adio ...............................................................................49
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Farewell ........................................................................49
Alo! ...............................................................................49
Hello! ............................................................................49
Anunţ ............................................................................50
Advertisement ..............................................................50
Atenţie! .........................................................................50
Beware! .........................................................................50
Ăluia ..............................................................................50To That One ..................................................................50
Ăst .................................................................................50
This One ........................................................................51
Astălaltă ........................................................................51
The Other One ..............................................................51
Blestem .........................................................................51
Curse .............................................................................51
Cererea .........................................................................51
Application ....................................................................51
Clipe de dor ...................................................................52
Longing Instants ............................................................52
Coabitare ......................................................................52
Cohabitation .................................................................52
Convingere ....................................................................52
Conviction .....................................................................52
Culmea ironiei ...............................................................52
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Top Irony .......................................................................53
Curiosul .........................................................................53
The Inquisitive ...............................................................53
Declasare ......................................................................53
Debasement ..................................................................53
De orice putere .............................................................53
Be Power's Fan ..............................................................53
Definitivă .......................................................................54Irrevocable ....................................................................54
Descărcare ....................................................................54
Discharge ......................................................................54
Descoperire târzie .........................................................54
Late Illumination ...........................................................54
Despărţire .....................................................................54
Parting...........................................................................55
Dezavantaj ....................................................................55
Disadvantage ................................................................55
Diagramă .......................................................................55
Diagram.........................................................................55
Dilemă ...........................................................................55
Dilemma ........................................................................55
Distanţare .....................................................................56
Remoteness ..................................................................56
Dor năucitor ..................................................................56
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Puzzling Desire ..............................................................56
Echilibru ........................................................................56
Balance .........................................................................56
Epurare etnică ...............................................................56
Ethnic Purge ..................................................................57
Eroi (ne)cunoscuţi .........................................................57
(Un)known Heroes ........................................................57
Exclamaţia fiului ............................................................57The Son's Exclamation ..................................................57
Explicaţie relativă ..........................................................57
Relative Explanation .....................................................57
Frumuseţe .....................................................................58
Beauty ...........................................................................58
Grosolănie .....................................................................58
Crassitude .....................................................................58
Irealitatea imediată .......................................................58
Nearby Irreality .............................................................58
Încercare .......................................................................58
Test ...............................................................................59
Încurcătură ....................................................................59
Difficulty ........................................................................59
Îngrădire........................................................................59
Limits.............................................................................59
În surdină ......................................................................59
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On the Quiet .................................................................59
Jad paradoxal ................................................................60
Paradoxical Jade ............................................................60
Jambi stângaci ...............................................................60
Clumsy Jambi ................................................................60
Kilocuvânt .....................................................................60
Kiloword ........................................................................60
Laudă ............................................................................60Praise ............................................................................61
Lauda uitucului ..............................................................61
Glory to the Scatterbrain ..............................................61
Mesaj prin celular .........................................................61
Mobile Phone Message .................................................61
(Ne)toleranţă ................................................................61
(In)tolerance .................................................................61
Predare .........................................................................62
Surrender ......................................................................62
Psihologie balcanică ......................................................62
Balkan Psychology .........................................................62
Quarc I ..........................................................................62
Quark I ..........................................................................62
Războiul şi dragostea ....................................................62
Love and War ................................................................63
Sfârşitul la-nceput .........................................................63
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The End Lies in the Beginning .......................................63
Simulator.......................................................................63
Simulator.......................................................................63
Surdină ..........................................................................63
In an Undertone ............................................................63
Ţărm ..............................................................................64
Shores ...........................................................................64
Uneori mizerabil............................................................64Occasionally Mean ........................................................64
Urlete de spaimă ...........................................................64
Horror Screams .............................................................64
Uituc..............................................................................64
Forgetfulness ................................................................65
Venire şi trecere ............................................................65
Comings and Goings ......................................................65
Viclenie .........................................................................65
Slyness ..........................................................................65
Vigilenţă ........................................................................65
Vigilance ........................................................................65
Vigilenţă nobilă .............................................................66
Lofty Vigilance ...............................................................66
Vis înflăcărat .................................................................66
Passionate Dream .........................................................66
Zădărnicie .....................................................................66
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Futility ...........................................................................66
Adrian Lesenciuc (România) ..................................................67
Vers invers ........................................................................67
Florentin Smarandache (U.S.A.) ............................................68
Citate pe dos .....................................................................68
Antiphorisms .....................................................................68
Andrei Radu (România) .........................................................69
Bazakonion updated .........................................................69
Adaos la Bazakonion zoologikon ...................................72
Câte ceva din Bazakonion onomastikon........................74
Epigrame ...........................................................................75
Turcisme .......................................................................75
Parașutisme ..................................................................75Epigramă portocalie ......................................................75
Sanitare .........................................................................75
Tembelizor ....................................................................75
Culturală .......................................................................76
Fomistă .........................................................................76
Viitor .............................................................................76
Politicienii - o definiție .................................................76
Politicale .......................................................................76
Ghicitoare .....................................................................77
Bancare .........................................................................77
Alte politicale ................................................................77
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Clericală ........................................................................77
Ion Urda (România) ...............................................................78
Epigrame ...........................................................................78
Final realist de basm .....................................................78
Despre… origini .............................................................78
Hanicii noştri parlamentari ...........................................78
Despre integrare... ........................................................78
Curăţenia ......................................................................79Noi, milenarii… ..............................................................79
Calul senator .....................................................................80
Ionuţ Caragea (România) ......................................................83
Să fii poet ..........................................................................83
Ceva din mine caută ceva .................................................84
Ioan Marinescu-Puiu (România)............................................85
Epigrame paradoxistice .....................................................85
Intenţie bizară ...............................................................85
Biografie ........................................................................85
Proverb neadevărat ......................................................85
Disculpare I ...................................................................85
Disculpare II ..................................................................86
Vecină guralivă ..............................................................86
Retrasă din „activitate” .................................................86
Ospăţul canibalului .......................................................86
Mondenitate .................................................................86
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Conjugală ......................................................................87
Toţi ne ducem ...............................................................87
Compensaţie .................................................................87
Împăcare conjugală .......................................................87
Dacă nu e una, e alta .........................................................88
Sexisme pline de isme .......................................................99
Sexspresii ........................................................................105
Aforisme sexy ..................................................................107
George Drăghescu (România) .............................................110
Nano-paradoxisme..........................................................110
Marius Coman (România) ...................................................111
Meditaţia măturătorului de frunze .................................111
Nicolae Nicoară-Horia (România)........................................112Nu-i spune prostului pe nume... .....................................112
Liviu-Florian Jianu (România) ..............................................113
Devize .............................................................................113
Deviza vechii şi odioasei puteri: ..................................113
Deviza noii şi luminoasei puteri: .................................113
Janet Nică (România) ..........................................................114
Paradoxuri umoristice .....................................................114
Venkateswara Rao (India) ...................................................121
Paradoxist Distichs ..........................................................121
Ursa Major ..................................................................121
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Milky Way ...................................................................121
Baldness ......................................................................121
Venus ..........................................................................121
Cycle Rickshaw ............................................................121
Seed ............................................................................121
Motor Horn .................................................................122
Cheat ...........................................................................122
Gear ............................................................................122Perversion ...................................................................122
Hatred .........................................................................122
Sacrifice .......................................................................122
Attack ..........................................................................122
Event ...........................................................................123
Time ............................................................................123
Prophet .......................................................................123
Addiction .....................................................................123
Adjective .....................................................................123
Adverb ........................................................................123
Exit polls ......................................................................123
Space probe ................................................................124
Gold ............................................................................124
Ads on TV ....................................................................124
Alcoholic .....................................................................124
Obesity ........................................................................124
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Cancer .........................................................................124
Aids .............................................................................124
Brain surgeon ..............................................................125
River ............................................................................125
Flower .........................................................................125
Monsoon .....................................................................125
Buffalo.........................................................................125
Lie ...............................................................................125Key ..............................................................................125
Lock .............................................................................126
Smoke .........................................................................126
Smoking ......................................................................126
Egg ..............................................................................126
Ship .............................................................................126
Brake ...........................................................................126
Record .........................................................................126
Rule .............................................................................127
Exception ....................................................................127
Ring .............................................................................127
Point ............................................................................127
Line .............................................................................127
Cone ............................................................................127
Circle ...........................................................................127
Late .............................................................................128
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Fair play ......................................................................128
Chess ...........................................................................128
Playing cards ...............................................................128
Sandwich .....................................................................128
Drop ............................................................................128
Health .........................................................................128
Nail ..............................................................................129
Leaf .............................................................................129Crow ............................................................................129
Failure .........................................................................129
Success ........................................................................129
Judge ...........................................................................129
Advertising ..................................................................129
You ..............................................................................130
He................................................................................130
Transition ....................................................................130
Horse-Racing ...............................................................130
Enough ........................................................................130
Fan ..............................................................................130
Library .........................................................................130
Father ..........................................................................131
Grandmother ..............................................................131
Luxury .........................................................................131
I ...................................................................................131
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Sanskrit Paradoxist Distiches ..........................................132
Folclor paradoxist ...............................................................145
Noile Legi ale lui Florentin...............................................145
Teoria Distribuirii Spațiului..........................................145
Legea Ciocoirii .............................................................145
Dilema Tökes ...............................................................145
Axioma liberală ...........................................................145
Decembrie 1989 ..........................................................145
Teorema nostalgică .....................................................146
Legea simplă a caselor naționalizate ...........................146
Vechea lege parlamentar-guvernamentală .................146
Decretul emblemei .....................................................146
Legea privatizării .........................................................146
Regula partidelor ........................................................146
7 + 7 paradoxuri din România .........................................147
Cele 7 minuni ale comunismului în România ..............147
Cele 7 minuni ale capitalismului în România ...............147
Să ştii ...............................................................................148
Miscellanea .........................................................................1532014 Los Angeles Book Festival Winners ........................153
A paradoxist piece of music ............................................154
Seventh International Anthology on Paradoxism............155
Paradoxul în teologie ......................................................159
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Minima moralia
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Koan Zen
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Adrian Botez (România)
Foamea şi setea
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Eugen Evu (România)
Ziceri smarandacice
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Paradox
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Gheorghe Niculescu (România)
Adânc de-naltă toamnă
Destortocheri
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Mirarea de mine
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Mircea Eugen Şelariu (România)
Meduze supermatematice
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Ioan Baba (Serbia)
În urechea timpului / Eavesdropping Time
Adevăr (ne)greşit
(Un)mistakable Truth
Adio
Farewell
Alo!
Hello!
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Anunţ
Advertisement
Atenţie!
Beware!
Ăluia
To That One
Ăst
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This One
Astălaltă
The Other One
Blestem
Curse
Cererea
Application
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Clipe de dor
Longing Instants
Coabitare
Cohabitation
Convingere
Conviction
Culmea ironiei
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Top Irony
Curiosul
The Inquisitive
Declasare
Debasement
De orice putere
Be Power's Fan
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Definitivă
Irrevocable
Descărcare
Discharge
Descoperire târzie
Late Illumination
Despărţire
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Parting
Dezavantaj
Disadvantage
Diagramă
Diagram
Dilemă
Dilemma
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Distanţare
Remoteness
Dor năucitor
Puzzling Desire
Echilibru
Balance
Epurare etnică
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Ethnic Purge
Eroi (ne)cunoscuţi
(Un)known Heroes
Exclamaţia fiului
The Son's Exclamation
Explicaţie relativă
Relative Explanation
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Frumuseţe
Beauty
Grosolănie
Crassitude
Irealitatea imediată
Nearby Irreality
Încercare
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Test
Încurcătură
Difficulty
Îngrădire
Limits
În surdină
On the Quiet
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Jad paradoxal
Paradoxical Jade
Jambi stângaci
Clumsy Jambi
Kilocuvânt
Kiloword
Laudă
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Praise
Lauda uitucului
Glory to the Scatterbrain
Mesaj prin celular
Mobile Phone Message
(Ne)toleranţă
(In)tolerance
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Predare
Surrender
Psihologie balcanică
Balkan Psychology
Quarc I
Quark I
Războiul şi dragostea
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Love and War
Sfârşitul la-nceput
The End Lies in the Beginning
Simulator
Simulator
Surdină
In an Undertone
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Ţărm
Shores
Uneori mizerabil
Occasionally Mean
Urlete de spaimă
Horror Screams
Uituc
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Forgetfulness
Venire şi trecere
Comings and Goings
Viclenie
Slyness
Vigilenţă
Vigilance
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Vigilenţă nobilă
Lofty Vigilance
Vis înflăcărat
Passionate Dream
Zădărnicie
Futility
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Adrian Lesenciuc (România)
Vers invers
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Florentin Smarandache (U.S.A.)
Citate pe dos
Antiphorisms
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Andrei Radu (România)
Bazakonion updated
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Adaos la Bazakonion zoologikon
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Câte ceva din Bazakonion onomastikon
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Epigrame
Turcisme
Parașutisme
Epigramă portocalie
Sanitare
Tembelizor
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Culturală
Fomistă
Viitor
Politicienii - o definiție
Politicale
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Ghicitoare
Bancare
Alte politicale
Clericală
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Ion Urda (România)
Epigrame
Final realist de basm
Despre… origini
Hanicii noştri parlamentari
Despre integrare...
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Curăţenia
Noi, milenarii…
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Calul senator
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Ionuţ Caragea (România)
Să fii poet
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Ceva din mine caută ceva
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Ioan Marinescu-Puiu (România)
Epigrame paradoxistice
Intenţie bizară
Biografie
Proverb neadevărat
Disculpare I
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Disculpare II
Vecină guralivă
Retrasă din „activitate”
Ospăţul canibalului
Mondenitate
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Conjugală
Toţi ne ducem
Compensaţie
Împăcare conjugală
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Dacă nu e una, e alta
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Sexisme pline de isme
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Sexspresii
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Aforisme sexy
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George Drăghescu (România)
Nano-paradoxisme
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Marius Coman (România)
Meditaţia măturătorului de frunze
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Nicolae Nicoară-Horia (România)
Nu-i spune prostului pe nume...
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Liviu-Florian Jianu (România)
Devize
Deviza vechii şi odioasei puteri:
Deviza noii şi luminoasei puteri:
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Janet Nică (România)
Paradoxuri umoristice
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Venkateswara Rao (India)
Paradoxist Distichs
Ursa Major
Milky Way
Baldness
Venus
Cycle Rickshaw
Seed
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Motor Horn
Cheat
Gear
Perversion
Hatred
Sacrifice
Attack
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Event
Time
Prophet
Addiction
Adjective
Adverb
Exit polls
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Space probe
Gold
Ads on TV
Alcoholic
Obesity
Cancer
Aids
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Brain surgeon
River
Flower
Monsoon
Buffalo
Lie
Key
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Lock
Smoke
Smoking
Egg
Ship
Brake
Record
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Rule
Exception
Ring
Point
Line
Cone
Circle
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Late
Fair play
Chess
Playing cards
Sandwich
Drop
Health
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Nail
Leaf
Crow
Failure
Success
Judge
Advertising
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You
He
Transition
Horse-Racing
Enough
Fan
Library
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Father
Grandmother
Luxury
I
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Sanskrit Paradoxist Distiches
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Folclor paradoxist
Noile Legi ale lui Florentin
Teoria Distribuirii Spațiului
Legea Ciocoirii
Dilema Tökes
Axioma liberală
Decembrie 1989
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Teorema nostalgică
Legea simplă a caselor naționalizate
Vechea lege parlamentar-guvernamentală a lichidelor, fluidelor, vîscoaselor și lipicioaselor
Decretul emblemei
Legea privatizării
Regula partidelor
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7 + 7 paradoxuri din România
Cele 7 minuni ale comunismului în România
Cele 7 minuni ale capitalismului în România
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Să ştii
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Miscellanea
2014 Los Angeles Book Festival Winners
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A paradoxist piece of music
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Seventh International Anthology on
Paradoxism
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Paradoxul în teologie
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