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HEIS ONE'DAVDUM8E~ .TAAN HE 5140ULD BE!

WOULD IT I4ELP IF1 DESCRIBED HER?

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GOING TO SA\( ABOUT ME?

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cAN ~ GE:T MY

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PEANUTS

DID '(au KNOWTHAT 6RAMMAAND 6RAMPA~AVE MOVED?

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