Duct Tape

By Mark Burrows

It was forged from some rubber ad-he-sive,

with fabric back-ing so it would be tough.

And it granted who-ev-er po-sess-ed it

the pow-er to fix lots of house-hold stuff

It has mag-ic more po-tent than Mer-lin’s

It’s strong-er than the thunderbolt of Zeus…

There’s no foe in the world it can’t con-quer.

So keep it near. It always comes in use……

Duct tape,Duct tape,

Ah-ah-ah-ah…Duct tape,Duct tape,

Ah-ah-ah-ah…

(Wait…)

It’s as stick-y as gum in your bra-ces,

And tough-er than a T-Rex with a ‘tude…

Though it’s just one and sev-en-eighths inch-es,

that nar-row strip won’t let us come un-glued…

If you wield it with cour-age and hon-or,

no stick-y sit-u-a-tion will you fear…

Then you’ll go on to have great ad-ven-tures…

as one a-dept ad-he-sives en-gin-eer…

Duct tape,Duct tape,

Ah-ah-ah-ah…Duct tape,Duct tape,

Ah-ah-ah-ah…

(Wait…)

(Split parts)

• It can keep in the fluff…• It can fash-ion a tux…• If you drum in a band…

• …of an old ea-sy chair.• …You’ll look so deb-o-nair• …it can mend bus-ted

sticks.

There’s no-thing that duct tape can’t fix…

(Split parts)

• …• …on your un-cle’s tou-pay• …it can make a bou-quet.• …in a leak-y can-oe.

• It can hold down the hair…• If you’ve got a hot date…• It can patch up the hole…

There’s no-thing that duct tape can’t do…

Mah-TEH-ree-ah POH-tens,ET ad HEH-see-vah,

Mah-TEH-ree-ah POH-tens,ET ad HEH-see-vah

(Split parts)

• Duct tape, Duct tape• Ah-ah-ah-ah• Duct tape, duct tape• Ah-ah-ah-ah

• Mah-TEH-ree-ah POH-tens,• ET ad HEH-see-vah,• Mah-TEH-ree-ah POH-tens,• ET ad HEH-see-vah

Ah…………………..