Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia'VOL. XIV

VANCOUVER, B .C., FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1932

No. 32

"HEW ITS GOT TO BALANCEDpera PlayersWorking Hard

On Last JobsNautical Dbelay it Song and DiannScheduled To

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••KAY COLESRay is one of the dew lreshettee op -peeing ,M H.M.S. Pinafore and willsing one of the leading parts, that ofHebe,:'At'Prince of Wales High SchoolKay showed marked : musical talentand her fine voice Will undoubtedlywin 'her acclaim in the Musical So-clot,-

LEGAL PROFESSION

:WEED 14 SPEECH

.BY/FAMOUSARESIDENT

Prat* ldli11 Addeans:Lee Chits On .'Thaw of Um Lopit-Prolesdos "

Mr. 'hank Hall, last , years Print- ,dent at the Club, addressed the Law 'flub ea Monday tight on "2fteChoice elf the Legs Proferdon,' Inintroduction Mr. Hell, mho Is .soarstudy g .leew dawrdowp,,etated that ;in his .Minion the Le .. Club was 'one of the most vsau 1. club` et :the .Usfe+askity ..Not idly does it Unlit An 'public '

speaking shad quickness r14 thoughtand have a general eultursl value;'said Mr. fittll, "but it teaches one sthe legal structure of the community !sqd , gives .at One mental homing in !the ,basis of , .legal reasoning, whichis .. illuetraleon, Thus it Is cot greatvalue in any dine of endeavour andeven ;then the lawyer's Otsdidirgg hasto go In for low ."

ropean Cruise

Plans Outlined

For Summer .

Three Ewopean tours in cornea : .Lion with the New Education Fellow-ship Conference which takes placeat Nice from ,July 30 to Augsrt 12 ,are being conducted this summer bythe Association for University tows.They are being arranged In conjunc-tion with the White Star Line Can-adian Service.

All the tours will leave Montrealon July 9 by S. S. "Doric" Thefirst two will occupy fifty-eightdays, terminating at .New York onSeptember 5, while the third not soextensive, arrives back at Montrea lon August .27 .

Points to be visited include Lon -don, Oxford, Cambridge, Brussels ,Paris, Rome, a Geneva, and otherfamous European cities . At each ofthe stopping-points sightseeing tour swill occupy the time of the tourists .Historical palaces, art galleries, fam-ous universities, and various type sof schools will be visited, so tha tthe tour will offer an excellent op-portunity for modern educators tokeep abreast of the times . A pam-phlet issued to advertise the tour sstates that "Teachers who wish t ovisit any particular school will b egiven every facility."Further Information may be ob-tained from Mrs . Yewdall, DavidLloyd George School, Marpole, Van-couver, B . C .

festivities Curbed

for Co.Ed Night

Says W.U. S

Soccer Invasion

Of Valley Town

Proves Eventful

Accompanied by Professor Todd ,more than thirty seen .r enthusiastspacked themselves lute ,elx cars sadtraversed Fraser Valley roads onWednesday in the ascend annual,Chilliwack invasion .

Leaving Broadway and Kingowa yat 9 a.m. the caravan proceeded toAbbotsford where the team held aworkout on Main Street for the ben-efit of themselves and the natives .The Cherry City was reached athigh moon and G. H. Q. establishedat the Royal Hotel and here th etravellers fortified themselves for theforthcoming ordeal with the content sof their lunch baskets . Followingthe meal a majority of the athlete sretired for a pre-game siesta whil ethe fans amused, themselves in th elounge with such playthings as pi-anos, banjos and cuckoo clocks .

Arriving at the scene of action,the feminine element of the rooters 'section expressed chagrin at th esomewhat muddy condition of thefield . This difficulty was remediedthrough the efforts of the long suf-fering escorts who expended a grea tdeal of energy transporting benche sand planks to act as substitutes forthe requested Sir Walter Raleighcloaks. A feature of the game wasthe kick-off at which ceremony BabeWright of the visitors officiated wit hthe aid of a pair of borrowed shoes.

Supper at the hotel partook of thenature of a banquet complete wit hafter dinner speeches and a wait-ress who was invaluable in assistin gthe diners to make rapid decisions .

The culminating event of the day porters,

by Tavender Council Agrees

To W.U.S. Plans

For Co-ed Night •

Lengthy Discussion Marks Meet ; EU -glbUity Committee Appointed;

Players Reinstated

The appointment of a committeeto draw up and submit new eligibil-ity rules to the A. M. S. at a meet -

ling to be held on Friday, February1126, was decided by Students' Counci lon Wednesday night at their post-poned weekly meeting, 'The studen texecutive also discussed at len,tt hthe motion recently passed at theW. U. S. meeting which recommend-ed that the women refrain from tak•lug the men to supper at publi cplaces on the night' of the Co-edBall. After an hour's deliberatio nthe action . was approved.

Knotty QuestionEligibility and its problems were

introduced into the evening's bus-iness by a letter requesting an Al ailMater meeting to amend the con-stitution and signed by ten membersof the student body . Although

' twenty signatures are necessary,.Council decided to call the meetingand clear up the question as sno nas possible. With the letter weresuggestions on a new "ten-point "eligibility system now in use in a nOregon university . Any student,whether below or above the fiftypercent mark could participate inone major sport according to thi snew system.

However, the Committee, consist-ing of the presidents of the two ath-letic associations as well as theJunior Member, will only considereligibility rules now used by other.western Canadian universitiei.

"Gran Injustice"The motion concerning the Co-e d

Ball and- lest which the

W, S. meeting last Wednesday.was called ,

read "That the W. U. S. recommendthat the women do not take themen to dinner at public places be -fore the Co-ed nor to supper after -ward," It was upheld by same ofthe male members on the a"ecutl vethat it was a "gross injustice" an dan "infringement on the personalrights of the student" Accordin gto the President of the W. U. S.plans for dinner parties at down .town hotels had already been can-celled by conscientious co-ed s

A series of ice hockey games he-tween the University of SouthernCalifornia and U. B. C. during thelast week in March was held mad-visable because of the lateness inthe season.

A guarantee of $5 .00 on Thursdaynight's basketball game against Blainewas approved. Seven students, de-clared ineligible since Christatas ,were reinstated. Cases of illness orhigh marks in some subjects was th ereason for leniency. Lee, Strr,ight ,or Mayers were not among the.seven .

Recital Heard

Featuring GemsFrom 'Pinafore'

The second recital of the MusicalSociety for the Spring term, held i nthe Auditorium Thursday noon, fea-tured Brahms piano quintette, givenby visiting artiste, and selections from"H.M.S. Pinafore" by the Musical So-ciety chorus, with full orchestral ac-companiment.

The selections from "Pinafore" wer eadmirably presented, showing greatpromise for the production next week.Indeed, it seems more than likely thatthe performance of this Gilbert andSullivan opera will eclipse anythin gthe Society has yet done. The open-ing men's chorus, "We Sail the OceanBlue," had all the verve and rhythmof a true sailor song . Miss SophieWitter, in the well-known solo of`"Buttercup," achieved a distinct suc-cess. Her splendid range and color-ful tones showed to advantage . Thewomen's choruses, "Over the BrightBlue Sea," and "Gaily Tripping," weremarked by an excellent balance ofvoices and delicate shading. In thefull choral ensemble the diction wa sespecially praiseworthy . Mr. HaydnWilllame, conductor, is indeed to becomplimented on the performance o fthe Society, and also on the very fineand sympathetic accompaniment givenby the orchestra.

The students were very fortunateto have the opportunity of hearingsuch an outstanding group of artistsas Ira Swartz, Grace Hastings Dresser ,Marie Bryant, William T. Jones andMaurice Miles, all members of theVancouver Symphony Orchestra . They

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With the date for like :openingperformance of "'i3M3X 'Pinafore"less than a weak away, 'the tItludcalSociety is hard At work on the num .erous last minute dltnde.

For the la* *two walks the ' chor-uses have been 'wilting practicallyevery afternoon and evening. .Bo- 'sides these easesaib1e ;pr+odtian, intent-

ben have been kept busy by themany orchestra pradt ace, 'and :prin-

cipals' rebuttals . The thorns thisyear is compitbed df'16 men and 16women, which, With 'the 6 principalsand an ordseetr'a oil '20 memberscomposes a *strong cast "The musica ldirectorship '6 nts mime 'in 'the *Indsof lb. Haydn "Williams, well knownin musical drelee, being a memberof the Vancouver Synthony Orates.tra, The &emetic 'director is 'Mr .Edgar Smite 'remettlbered for his

• work in last years production Th e-Pirates of Penzance.'

' The must sr'f '"H. 'M. • 13, Pinafore"has let appall for All, from 'therhythmic ope,Ung Chorus to the stir-ring strain at tthe dinif, vwell knownsong,

"that**-The principals 'have ' been very

carefully chosen, with the result that' they each et the ' intli tidual char-, actor they pcuttssy."The -captain, Bib:Harcourt, is a mew •mehber of tik er8ociety, but protiiees 'to ' be one dithe season's '6taUs"' "The parts

Mir -Joseph Potter, 'Diipe Deadeyet.Nhe" Besnn, are liken by :Sib tiradeµMixon Alien sod Charlie ^Ar'metrotagcall former members tvltao werethe toast of last "year's 'production:*lice ' Rowse, that !leading ':lady, wfl(also' be remembered deem 'dust year's"Pirates." She has a voice of spin- ,did range and etDor, ' •which is ad-miNbly suited far :the rpettr'ayal ofJosephine. The detracte;r of Ralp hwill also be taken by ,a newcomer ,Neil `Perry, ,who possesses one of th efinest tenor e'oices ndiidh Ain "Societ yhas ;known. The Minn principalparts, 'those of Hebe 'and ttte Car-pentet, are artistically represente dby Kely 'Coles and Gwdmrt Stead.

Good SalesThe house bargain under ihwe cap-

able mauagemeui of Cuthbert'Web-i bey, He reports that the didketa areselling wdl, and students are surged

:to procum' 'theirs as soon :as ;pee-cable. The !box office will open her e

sthis morel* at Harr o'clock, anddown-town rat J. W. Kelly's ?ifmoHouse on Saturday . Student ticeet slmr Wednesthw night are espesusllymince .

The Society -will appear, plyfor %the entire :hour, on the RomeGas ,Symphony Hour on Stmdaynight. It may ;be that the whalefirst net, both dialogue and song,will he presented. At this time theSociety is negotiatirrg for a visitfrom the Chamber Symphony Or-chestra of forty members. If this IIis accomplished, students will havean opportunity to hear what isprobably the finest orchestra which* ever kppeared on the costpus.

Senate AppointsNew Committee

To Reckon CostsA special committee of the Senate

has been appointed to recommend apolicy for administering the grant asreduced to $250,000.

This committee will meet everynight to consider the redistribution o fthe amount announced several week sago . It is expected that it will sub-mit a report to Senate at an early date.

The committee is composed of : Dr.W. B. Burnett, chairman; J. N. Har-vey, Miss A. B. Jamieson, Dr. W. H.Vance, Sherwood Lett, Dr. H. F. An-gus, Dr . D. G. Moe, and Dr . HerbertVickers .

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VACCINATION NOTICEStudents who have been vac-

cinated against smallpox byprivate physicians during th elast three weeks will please re .port the same at once, for regis-tration, to the University HealthService .

At the University Health Ser-vice, 829 vaccinations have beenperformed since Feb, 2, 1932 ,and vaccinations are still bein gmade .

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Lrtist . Donates

Fiji Sketches

to Library

Hevwarned those who had .any ,am-bitisnr tte go In d.& Law exactly' wha tto motet. Muth) studying fib neces-sary tto pass the Law Exaaas, ;andeven alien 'the lawyer'. studying :ha sonly nhgun—his mental bn**ei imt'must sa s tinue through the rant ; Ahis life . He meat be prepared dormany weirs of comparative p.oertywhile hie :friends awe achieving mice :sees. He has no hope of extreme 'wealth—tile best he can expect is ;acomfortable living, If his attltadv creased aeaomodatlea 'for the Bur- iin his studio. is entirely commercl 6. !'nett Collection," U was added, this ;he will newer be ;oontented in his will be the pictures' •ultimate ,des -profession . Ile mu* realize that the tinatlon.function of ',Rte lawyer is akin tothat of a judgie-lt Is his high dutyto assist in the determination of jus-tice . It is only out of argument that,the truth emerges, and in each casethere must be justice on both side sor it would never have been brought*to Court; it is the duty of thelawyer to present as effectively a spassible his tide of the ease, so thatjustice will be done. .No matte rwhat happens to a lawyer he willnever be disappointed if he realize sthe great service he is rendering t othe community,

,"Qtdbbling and Hypocrisy"

Mr. Hall stated that there is atendency to regard the Law entirel yas quibbling and hypocrisy . But al -though a point in a case may tee mminor and trivial, it is usually notso in a broad sense. It must be re-membered that any decision of th eCourt makes immutable Law, andthat accordingly all material point smust be gone Into thoroughly orbad Law will be made .

Necessary QualificationIt is necessary that every lawyer

take the attitude of a judge to someextent and look at the underlyingprinciples of Law governing a par-ticular case. A real understandin gof the principles of Law and a senseof justice will enable a lawyer totell the rights and wrongs of a casewithout considering the detailed La won the case . It must be rememberedthat in practically every case no wLaw is made—there is no Commo nLaw which precisely covers it . Thejudge can only decide ' by similarcases pro and con, which it is theduty of opposing counsel to brin gup; and became it is a new case

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i6hnt bbhalf of the VnlveraIW, !Pros- !Mont .Mink has accepted a .cdlleoatics self eighteen Fijian ;natures, 'to rbe *sot ,in the North Reeling :Boom, f

'They care the gift of the ft, :Mr .Shnthen : Hawels, through Ids bat q 'Mr. lidonel Haweis, of Ike 1Jbsary ;Staff. artist spent some lime die2Ujl ;bleomeagbing to , the we

. 'The pictures were bragtht ;herefrom 'llonsitiica, where Mt . StephenHaweis gnaw :resides, by his ;brother ,;ushers triidtireg him about a year two ,'There are ',twelve large droppings Nef fteat* di natives, and mine scenestllustratiee of ' various amusement sand ceremonies of the Fijians . In-cluded is .a drawing of the '"dance :"the techrttque of which is 'entireibdifferent tram that of the other pie-tearee—suggsettve rather than die-gtramlaratic, :.yet'fall of movement . get their tickets early as %there wil lglance at these • original drawings' be no extra lens laved es -the . lastIndices to *sow the sincerity et the ,minute .%zaftetaarnship :and the genuineness Dean illdllert urged the uo-opera-of the subject. Thus, to the high lion of tile women in creating •a fa-artbtic interact ;they exhibit may he ,parable impressbn outside the Un i

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added that of ;anthropology; an Ibis verity Width sire thought laud notaccent the pictures ;are to be in.. Always beers the first ,coneidwrationcorparated with the :burnett Seta,of the students ,in the past.Sea eolleetlon afben room shall ;be ,+Our =And not only must hefound fo

r—ft ever—+the 'I:Nu ary bnfld- nest, but 'ii .must seem right," geld

'hlg will be enLsgeti to give in- i Miss &Inert . he eongrakdated theworsen stndezAs on the part theyplayed in the Campaign last weeds .

:.Imp Year as 'ho Leap Year, lids ,to the' "Cored' Will not receive suchstreasou s rcaltlgg eton February M . ,

"!Golbtg; places" %tare and after *,:danoev*be eettthdf older.

At ea .nwntdng hit the W.U .S.'WeHmteduy it arse' the unaniamsideMMan 'Df .KM. ,coeds to nitrate :From `iwlvlbng dioserytnartiee in pain 'lie ; Owes MOM , oP supper parties ;utter, their Sot .

;Dorothy • Myers, President of the ,W. V.'S., in reamnmatding the mo-term atatdd' that she ntttin reason forit 'was the vast rich eo many Orie lcannot afford bat would feel calledupon 'to bear In order to give theirmattes geed .a live as the rest . Shealso pointetj out tube part it mightplay in -treaties adverse publicopinion ,

The 'Presitent advised co-eds t o

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POET :AND PRINCESS

CUSSED BY FORUM

AT I ATET MEETING

:Aank 'Review by M. Mawr Abe

Forere of Literary Club'sgathering

1P?attlMwe.,Johuson was the subject .ofa paper . given by Miss May Bescobyto the literary Forum on Tuesda yamen . in, r'ts .1ASX

'ft see her . yet as she stood, in allwigs :.the ,Idealtype of her race, ;lithe .andt .active, with ,clean-cut aqu-iline features, olive-red complexionand long dark .hair" ,was the descrip-tion ,gtven ,by ,Ernest Thompson Se-ton, epuoted ,by Miss Bescoby. Shegave an interesting account of Mis sJo hnsen's childhood, saying that al -though ,the authoress' education wa snot extensive, she was very wel lread. Before she was twelve she hadread •Segtt, Latlgfellow, Byron andShakespeare. Her mother encour-Aged bar to write verse and soonhad the pleasure .of seeing he rdaughter !s work in print .

In 1692 Mr . Frank Yeigh, presiden tof the Toronto Young Liberal Club ,heard Pauline .Johnson recite someof her own work, and was so im-pressed that a public recital was ar-ranged at collticb she triumphantlyrecited her latest poem, "The Son gMy Paddle Sings." Then throughMr . Yeigh It was also arranged thatshe should undertake a recital tour ,giving her own poems In costume.

During the next two years Miss:Johnson earned enough money,through her recitals, to enable herto go to London, England and pub-bah her first volume of poems, "TheWhits Wampum." In 1903 the Geo.N. Morang Co, of Toronto, publishe da second volume of poems entitled"Canadian Born ." Both these vol-umes were received very favourablyby the public and by the critics .

Settles in VancouverIn 1906 after a number of recital s

given in a stern Canada, Miss John-sen went to England again . "It wasat this time that she made her firstappearance in Steinway Hall unde rthe distinguished patronage of Lor dand Lady Strathcona," said MissBescoby. "After another tour ofCanada she decided to give up he rpublic work, to make Vancouver,B. C., her home, and to devote her -self to literary work "

Shortly after settling down in Van-couver the exposure and hardshipthe authoress had endured began totell on her and her health complete-ly broke down. A trust was formedby some of the leading citizens ofher adopted city for the purpose o fcollecting and publishing, for he rbenefit, Pauline Johnson's later

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took the form of a dance in th eLegion Hall at which the visitorswere the guests of honor . A shortspeech by Ev. King, the presentationof a picture of the Varsity socce rteam to the hosts and an enthusias-tic, if not tnueful, rendering of cer-tain college songs demonstrated tothe residents of the Valley City th eappreciation of the visitors for th ehospitality which they had received .

Details of the return trip to Van-couver were not "covered" by re -

THE UBYSSEY

Feb. 22. The speaker will be ColonelLetson of the Faculty of Applied Sci• °ence. The meeting will be held i nApplied Science 100, at 8 :00 p.m .

To those interested in the construc-tion and operation of engines, this ad•dress will come ae an excellentopportunity to get first-hand informa-tion on the subject.

ART CLUBAn address upon "Religion and

Art" will be given by Rev. Dr. J.Williams Ogden at the next meetin gof the Art Club at the home of Mis s

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Next Wednesday the Musical Society wil lring up the curtain for the ,opening night ofits sixteenth annual production . This Year theSociety has chosen as a vehicle for'its' talent th eGilbert and Sullivan Comic opera, "H . M. S

.Pinafore." '':

It should be not be 'necessary to infor muniversity students of the high quality , inters" "o

f tainmeilt which is to be' derived from aft ofthe "Gilbertian operas, they are ,absolutely;ua,tque ,both its the facial libretto ,and =thevariety : of catchy tunes which hey,ipresent .,"Pinafore" is no exception to the rule, in :fact,it it' one of the'Mat

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-)o the Gilbert and Sul-' O'e Spilt Tdliibitt a cast, rehearse:the mar-ieusitunits,. ,and ,finally, to combine thee into.a } o iota 1014 Is .. truly a task Of argan.tuan,proportions, ,Principals,in the pr it #sinstave bad-4o give up all other” fo ss o extra '1411 cula lacticits' • tins i drily i,comp ete successof the entertainment can comPensate, them, forthe sacrifices made. That this', will be , 'accomi •plashed from the 5 theatrical standpoint' there ,is little doubt . " Itis'for the . student' body to seeto ` it that the production is also a financialSue esat.5

5. There ,are a number of reasons why thestudents shauld support the Musical Society inits Spring production, The organization hasprovided/'a great deal of free entertainment in ,the form of noon hour concerts throughout th eyear; it is to the credit of the University thatits "student` societies stage good productions .This cannot he done 'unless port I& accordedtp them, ; ,However,,tlte„most pertinent reaasonw can be, advanced to persuade studentsauto they "should 'attend the 'performance i sthat "Pinafore" profltises to be'the best sho wiii t'wn

Now many ',signatures could, be ubt*,tjd/on oa' petition'pltiteetin the recent W. .9, ultima•turn regarding tile' 'got'gd

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MENT As : It suppos.dly„ w lWnf o pled col-umnist, Mr. Butterfield, ought , to .know thatthis is net tithe, The students 'have avoidedihrikizig apolitical°issue . Thek'are *imply asksins the governtn ent'to rebonslder its ' tthiiversityrfinance policy

Mr. , Butterfield disapproves 'et the sign sthree obtafnbd in'beer parlors ;' He innst know

acid so must our 'hind friends' of the es swho chose to pl ay' . it up—that tl>is port

talkdisparages, the student effort in the eyes o fsome prejudiced persons .

Mt. Btitterfield's "Inarticulate majority" oftaxpayers, ire, the very people whose supportwas solicited ,an d` obtainejd ;to succha gratifyingextent. , . Petitioners ,were, covering the city,and because some citizens happened to be inbeer parlors at the time was no 'ration for osier slooking them .

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"DEGRADING SPECTACLE? "Editor, The Ubyuey,Dear Sir:

During the last few days when th eStudents' Campaign has reached th eheight of its enthusiasm, we have al lbeen hearing a great number of opin-ions expressed by private individualsconcerning the University, and our -selves, the studenta of U,B .C. In oneinstance we entirely lost sympathy ,and consequently a signature, on ac -count of the impression made by theinitiation of the autumn before last .The "ceremony" was described as"degrading ." I know others whowould apply this and similar adjec-tives to it . I think that henceforthvery great changes should be mad ein the 'form of the annual initiation ,for a bad impression brings discreditupon the University, harms us, an dlasts too long.

Yours truly,

J. W. W.

ANOTHER COUNTY HEARD FRO MEditor, Ubyssey ,Dear Sir :

At' a meeting of the class of 192 2held on Saturday, Feb, 13, 1932, thefollowing statement was authorized :

"We know that economies are ne-cessary at this time, but in considera-tion of the fact that the cut in h eUniversity of British Columbia gran tis so much greater than that of otherWestern Canadian Universities, wedesire to protest against this reduc -tion."

Signed on behalf of the Clary,MARJORIE AGNEW, Art. '22.

MARTHA MacLEOD, Aggie '22.J. P, G . MacLEOD, Arta '22.

JAMES WATSON, JR., Sc. '22.

"0, K."Editor, U.B .C . :I noticed your editorial in Feb, 16th

number of your paper regarding th eorigin of "O .K." and for your informs -tion I may say that Webeter's Diction -ary, which I consider one of the bes tauthorities we have, says : "Probablyfrom the Choctaw Indian language ,'Okeh,' meaning it is so and nototherwise ." Even Webster appearsrather uncertain, but I would ratheraccept this than any other authoritythat I hive known give an opinionon the subieet .

Yours,

J . A. McLEAN.

Class and ClubNotes

GERMAN C1, UBThe old morality play "Everyman"

was the subject of a lecture given b yMrs. Roys at the German Club, Iron -day last. The setting of this famousplay is laid in Haindorf, a little tow nin northern Czecho Slovakia, Thestage is set in front of the portal ofthe village church, once a shrine ofpilgrimage. In this picturesque back -ground is given the old morality play ,which has been revived under PrinceAuersberg and recast by the Austria npoet, Hugo von Hoffmansthal . The re-vival of the play has caused manytravelers to visit the village annually .Vivid lantern slides illustrated the lec-ture and impressed the members withthe variety and weirdness of the .play.

HISTORICAL SOCIETYThe Historical Society will hold its

regular ' meeting Monday evening atthe home of Miss M . L. Bollert,1185West 18th Avenue. Harold Gabbard

' Wifl ' ryryild`a paper on "Some Aspects o f'Brit1dh`Coltimbia's Industrial Develop-ment"

PABNAMENTARY FORU MThe Algolr r meeting of the Perlis-

Mantary rB'orum will be held on Tues.day ~Mt Feb. 28rd, in Mt. 100.The subject to be debated is "Re-solved that the Sino-Japanese sinus -hen demonstrates the futility of th eVii ow*Ich the League of

N tii a 'Model." All students areinvit ,

MENORAI1IOCIETYTherelt9ll i hiiitasting of the Men -

orah Society on Feb. 21 at 1589 West12th Ave,, at 8:80 p.m,,

iliOLhGICAL ' DISCUSSION CLUB''the next meeting of the Biologica l

Discussion Club will be held on Feb -ruary 22,, at 8 p.m. at the home oflt., end, mrs. A. H., Hutchinson, 54586th Avenue Vilest. The speaker of theevent. ig' Will be Mr. Ian McTaggar tCowan . Who Will give an illustratedaddress on "Big Game in" B .C . "

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sday and Friday by the Studen tthe University of British, u

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SAW Editor for Tuesday : Maid Ding ids

Literary Editor: M914e Jordan .Sport Editor: Gordon Root. I Pn T,Op .

Amdahl Editors: Mollie Jordan , Norman Backing,

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tsfi$, ,at last year manymembe . o.t . tbs. ..' , ~;.,sPcrkfided personalopinion for the better reputatioii of the whole

, outsider circles at , a, , time when it wasdeemed nedessary;'and'the , 'smoking question;.we,► pea9Fably ' sett1ed

Criticism has been rifelin a certain section. ,of thei down vn 'press concern '"'People With More >nr'than

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29th. Cate`they "put it across? "̀

BY.–. R . GRANTHAM' 0The other evening I had occasion to refer

to various recent treaties, and 'found some o f-the texts very interesting in the light of pre-

sent world events . One knowsInteresting the general substances, but it isTreaties helpful to read the actual agree-

ments. For example, the brevity o fthe Pact of Paris, or Briand-Kellogg Treaty(1928), is amazing. Articles I . and II. read:

"The High Contracting Parties solemnly de -e in the / ames of their respective peoples

they condemn recourse to war for th eion of i4ternational controversies, and re-ce it pa ,an instrument of national polic yeir' rtipns with one another ." "TheCori( flag Parties agree that the settle -

.. ; ution of ' all disputes or conflictsat ' .- x• 2 ey may be, which may

never be sought exceptcle III, leaves the Pact

tures, The nations re-against a violator, ac-

e . , There is no formalsuch offender, how-

V. C. V.On Sunday evening ; February 21 ,

the varsity Christian Union will tak ethe service at the Grandview BaptistChurch at the corner, of it and Sals-bury.

Paul Campbell, president of . thegooup, is to be the speaker and wil ltake as his subject, "Self Made Crip-ples." Music, in ,the 'fprm ' of solosand, quortetteo, is to be provided bythe group,, On Wednesday, February 24, Rev'

H . will address the .,group in Ant+200 1412:08., the wma spore,daily noon hotr mooting, are iheld ato which intweetod are 'shaded , ahsorty invitation.

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creations thatC will tickle, fi -

ckle appetitesand

satisfythe instinct for economy .

.Slags Decker Club Sandwich,

with Coffee is.Breast of Chicken, rather ofbacon with sliced tomatoesand lettuce . Drop in and in-dulge in this delightfully tat-ty creation next time you'redowntown . '

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Graphic and Engineering Paper, Biology Paper.Loose-Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink .

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Bring your own partner and playing cards.Also

Special Ladies' Tournament and Lesson, WednesdayAfternoon at 3 :00 p.m.

Tickets, Evenings, $1 .25 per Couple (No single entry) ,Tickets, Afternoon, $1 .00 per Couple, (No single entry) .

Friday, February 19, 1932

THE UBYSSEY

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Here we are back on page three again after a week o fabsence. Things have been happening around the Campus andwhen there is a surfeit of news, the Muck Page suffers . How-ever, we have wormed our way into The Ubyssey today andhope you don't mind the intrusion,

The Fishsoup Mystery, which seemed to disappear from th eface of the earth and the Muck page, is back today with anotherthrilling instalment. In case you've forgotten what has beenhappening to Blowout and Co., go to the Library and look upThe Ubyssey files for the beginning of the year. The librarianswill be willing to help you .

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.I-•—n—N M N M—a$ fifteen Chinamen were stabbed ,

The FishsoupMysteryBy M. E.

MUCKATORIAL

Muck-a-Muck had a relay+ team of its own In the Arts '20,although it is not generally known. Our team was a trifle latebut we got off to a flying start when McGoofus left Fairviewgrounds at 5:30 in the evening . Whizzing down Main Street, hegradually overtook a street car but found he had forgotten aticket and was forced to walk to the end of his lap .

Chang Suey, waiting patiently at the cor, of Granville andKing Edward Avenue, sped down to Victory Square and locate da map of the city in the Province Building. Hurriedly departing,he tramped out to the end 'of lap, where Sinjin Medley Wa sanxiously scanning the horizon with ®a pair of whiskey-bottles .

After shaking hands Medley, hop-ping astride a bicycle, hot-footed itdown.4lst to Marine. He had a lit-tle trouble with stop and go signal sbut on the whole (we mean on th ebicycle) he made good time. Trans-ferring the baton to Scribblewell hewatched that doughty youth vanis hInto , the distance . Oscar foutld i ttough going on this lap until hetook off his overcoat, but from the non he tore up and down the hillsas well as his pants,

At Alms and Tenth . Co.Co hurledaway his deck of cards and mur-muring, "A horse a horse, a king-dom for my horse!" he took up th etorch and his cigarettes and apedupwards along the incline . Here hecaught up with the end of the fieldand kindly donated his roller skatesto the Sc. '32 runner. He overtooktwo other men, one of them a Theo -log, swearing so hard you couldn'thear him. (Co-Co, not the Theolog) .He reached Sasamat just In time tomiss the "ten to bus." Onward heplowed through a sea of wonderingfaces (one of them the face tha tlaunched a thousand buses) andpaged it on to Sitting Bull at' thegates.

This worthy gentleman found I thard going to keep up to the' stu-dent speedsters so at "EternityWhere" he brought his panting stee dto a stop and passed the buck on tothe Muck Editor himself . "Thar sheblows," remarked Sitting Bull as henoticed a co-ed smoking a cigarette .

The Muck-man latter lacing hisshoes, hurtled down the gutter andovertook a bewildered Frosh . Healso managed to trip up a Science-man. After a cup of tea at the Catand Parrot he sauntered down theboulevard to the tune "I'm a hike-hike-hiking down the hlglray, " andpicking up speed and a 'cigar butthe accelerated his pace somewha tand caught up to the leaders of therace as they approached the ScienceBuilding.

Here he stopped for an inspiration(we hope it will come soon, Yee,here it is), and turning the corneron two wheels he grabbed hold ofForsythe's cat-tails and stole a lift .Twenty yards from the tape hestuck a "Slow Sign" in front of thebewildered Aggie's face and pushe dahead to win by a lap, a laugh ,Aladdin, hemp.

Muckmen Make Merryat Monstrous Meet

ByM,EIHas your baby "bid" you yet for . the Co-ed? Perhaps she

has. If so, alt tight and hope you don't get the smallpox. If not ,just note my outline of a few suggestions that might be followedin an attempt to get a date for the 29th . ,

The first thing you should do to impress your baby wit hthe idea that you want to go to the Co-e4 is to tell her so. Ifthis brings no results, do not despair. Remember you are luststarting your campaign .

Take your baby to the Shakespearian plays and cover he rwith flowers. Tell her that you are sorry there are no playson Feb. 29th.

Fresh air is good for your baby. Moonlight has disturbingeffects but they are hardly detrimental, ,

Space does not permit me to give any more hints todaybut I can provide free advice to any who will write a ltttUtrrequesting it. Write me a little note and tell me how you aregetting along.

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Sometimes called "Lapses and Relapses from Council "Cec. Long: Something's burning .Mark Collins: There's the fire 'engine—no, it's • the Musica l

Society .Dorothy Myers: No, the W.U.S. meeting was not railroaded.Cec, Long: It was the best meeting in years .William Whimster: We'll put these women in their place ,Earl Vance: A woman's place is in the home .William Whimster: I must admit that I'm weak,Coe. Long: I'm one of these weak women you read about

in books .William Whimster: We ought to chain Collins in here .

BRIGHT SAYINGS OF CHILDREN

BOOK REVIEW A WORK OF ART

Your Baby and Mine

The ghostly figure oozed In my di-rection, "Come," it croaked. "Not onyour life," I replied .

It beckoned me wildly, "Quick, "he hissed with a Evian . "Down thistrapdoor."

"What?" I exclaimed hurriedly —It was getting closer—"Idot, I'vefound a trapdoor. Cold as the devi l

' in there, though. I had to wrapthis dirty old blanket around me . ""But I thought I heard your death -screams . "

"No," shouted Blowout, fanningaway the smoke from his face, an dthrowing away his cigar—no wonderhe was pale—"that was just a so-and-so cat I stepped on in the pas-sage. The blasted thing scratchedmy face . Come on," he said .

We entered the passage and creptdown stone steps that creaked dis-mally beneath our feet. Waterseeped out of the stone walls . Batsflitted around our faces . We stum-bled over rats. Just ,a humorous pic-nic party.

Then. a gleam of fire appeared . Westole noisily towards 1t. It was corn-ing from a huge cavern . In thecentre was a furnace. SeveralChinamen flitted, slipped, and gurg-led near it. "We're in the bnsem'nt ,They're drinking samsenkahilo, "muttered Blowout with a moan .

We charged. Inspired by the quiet—except when he was screaming- -ferocity of Blowout, I put up th ebattle of my Mo. In Ores rnititites,

CLASS AND CLUB NOTES

(Continued from Page Two )Muriel Goode, 5837 Laburnum Street,on Tuesday evening, Feb. 28rd, at8:15 p.m.

Dr. Ogden is an amateur painterand his landscape of B.C . In the Fair-view Baptist Church are well known.A retired minister, he has been activein many social movements.

A. 1.E. 8« .A meeting of the Student Branch of

the A.I .E.E. will be held on Tuesday,February 23rd, at 710 p.m. in the Me-chanical Building, Room 109 .

Mr. Woodland will give a descrip-tion of the "Automatic Switch Boards "installed at Powell River and Mr . D.Scott will give a paper on the "Cana-dian General Electric Test Course."Anyone interested is invited to attend .

NOON HOUR TALKS ONCHOOSING A PROFESSIO N

Speaker, Dr . S. J . Schofield .Subject, "The Life and Work of the

Geological Engineer . "Date, Tuesday, February 23. Time,

12 :26, noon. Place, 102 Ap. Sc.

CHESS CLUBAfter two hard-fought battles the

final of the Handicap Tournament wasfinally settled . Spragge and For-dyce, in the first game, played fivehours to a draw . The replay resultedin a win for the latter .

The annual match with the facultywas held Friday evening at the homeof Dr. Shrum. The student pawn-pushers took the professor into cam pto the tune of 10-2 .

A tournament with the VancouverChess Club is being arranged. Mem-bers wishing to play should give thei rnames to McHattie or Fordyce .

S. C. M.University students throughout th e

world are observing the week ofprayer sponsored by the World Stu -dent Christian Federation. The exe-cutive of the Student Christian Move-ment, which is an affiliated body, ha splanned the following meetings :

Friday, 4 p.m.Worship Service,Union College Chapel .

Saturday evening at the home ofMrs. Gibb, 3845 West 36th Ave, Sub-ject, "True Internationalism." Die-

eight were shot, eleven had theirheads smashed in, twenty-four weredead, and thirty-four were prisoners .These we pushed into the furnace .

Then we attacked the bottles— .Later I woke Blowout up. "Wass-

marrer?" he managed to intimiate .I told him.

"I'm not! ""You are! ""You'redamswellliar ."After ten minutes of this, we

found the stairs. Blowout, tryin gto ascend the wrong set, bumpedinto the wall . He sat down andtalked to himself for awhile . Finally—with my assistance— he got up .We went up—slowly—to the nex tflight, Blowout still talking softlyto himself on the subject of mova-ble stairs . We found ourselves ina hall . Ten minutes argument failedto convince Blowout that he had notgot the next dance with a statue o fAphodrite . I left the famous detec-tive trying to decide which one ofthem he would take home .

I found a door. Not remarkable,of course, for there were severa ldoors, but behind this one I couldhear the murmur of voices. I peeredin, What do you think I saw? Andyou? Three guessesWrong.

I saw Mr. Medley in intimate con. ./i,b . with Suey: I shouted for Blow-out, who was vainly trying to lighta cigarette by means of a .ictureof the camp-fire boys, compl,'tt' wit hfire . He came striding up, angrilydemanding why the devil soi, obodydidn't flatten the floors, and wh ydid the knights in armour keepwalking around, did they thick i twas a convention or something ?

' cussion leader, Rev . Parley.Sunday afternoon, 3 p.m., at the

home of Mrs . White, 4111—10th Ave .W. e Subject, "The International Dayof Prayer." Speaker, Mr. Chaubra.

This wil lbe a supper-meeting fol-lowed by a Worship Service at WestPoint Grey United Church, Tolmleand Ninth, at 7:30 p.m. Speaker, Rev .W

. A. Wison. Sub . ...ect, "The Mystic

in Religion." Soloist, Miss Jean Fra-ser.

RADIO SECTION OF ALES .There will be a meeting of the

Radio Section, Tuesday, 17:15, In Mech.109.

LETTERS CLUBThe Letters Club will meet at the

home of Mrs. B. Dubois Phillips, 44542nd Ave. West, on Tuesday evening,Feb. 23. A paper on "Sigrid Undset,"written by Michael Freeman, will bediscussed.

There are now ten vacancies formembership in the club open to fiv emen and five women proceeding to thethird year, Those Interested in thestudy of literature as a joy shoul dsend written applications stating qua-lifications to the secretary, Mary Tel -1 $, Arts Letter Rack, by Monday ,Feb. 29.

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WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYINGLois Scott (in Chem. lab., to

Clare Donaldson) : Would youmind coming over here andraising my temperature ?

Pat Wilson: Mister, please sav emy University .

Edgar Brown : I'm good atstealing women .

Ronald Grantham: I nevernoticed your moustache before,Parker.

Mollie Jordan: My feet arecold above the ankles.

Dave Todd : I'm a slicker andthere isn't any drawings on me,either .

Grace Adams : Muriel, bringyour banana with you and comefor a walk .

will Lee: Shall we put a boathead on "Your Baby andMine? "

Frances Lucas: Moonlightwaltzes are always a gyp, theyare never dark.

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RECITAL HEARDTHURSDAY NOON

CRUMB Sfrom

The College Bred

•• •The Daily Province devoted a

whole page to "Pros and Cons onthe U. B. C." in Wednesday's paperand some of the letters thereon am-useii me. The one by the "HonorsGraduate of Oxford" for instance .He (or she) goes so far as to calllmself a moron of a taxpayer. Af-er reading the letter we agree wit h

him.• • •

He goes on to say, "The U . B. C.graduate does not conspicuously lea dthe community in virtue." How canwe, I ask you, when there are honorgraduates from Oxford around town ?

However, the priceless gem is aletter by "One. Who Has Stopped,Looked and Listened" (but forgotto think) . He (or again she) accusesus of wasting our time in the li-brary working cross-word puzzles ,for, he says, the dictionary is th ebook that shows the most wear . On ewho can jump to conclusions lik ethat should join the Track Club.

I trust that "he who has stopped ,looked and listened" is still listen-ing.

A married man can only have onewife but an iceman has his pick .

• • •The co-eds of the university had

a meeting the other day. And aftertheir usual deliberate and carefulconsideration they decided that sup -per at public place& would be in-discreet on the night of the Co-ed.However, the W. U. S. has a repu-tation for unanimously deciding notto do things and then not doingthem unanimously, so the menneedn't worry .

• • •The motion was only a recommen-

dation so the women are still freeto do what they want to. Do youunderstand that, Ethel ?

• • •I've just finished reading of the

student that went down to the bar-ber shop to get a good five-centscar.

"Eskimo no questions and I'll tel lyou no lies ."

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T. H.

POET AND PRINCES SDISCUSSED BY FORUM

on March 7, 1913," continued MissBescoby. "According to her wish ,her body was cremated and he rashes were buried in Stanley Park ,within sight of Siwash Rock, Som eyears later a memorial fountain wa serected over her grave, with flin tand feather on one side, and canoeand paddle on the other.

Book Review

la Roche's "Jalna." The speaker de -tailed the numerous and varyingcharacteristics of the persons- in thestory, the entire action of whichrevolved around the tyrannical

"THIRTEEN GREEN MENby Roderick St.-J. Grantham

This novel is after the Russianfashion—in fact, it is about ten year sbehind it.

It deals, in a very convincing fash-ion, with the murder of a wealthyundergraduate in this very Univer-sity. The corpse, Mr. McTavishO'Sullivan, has been poisoned b ymeans of a poisoned apple—hencethe title, which has nothing whatso-eved to do with anything in th estory.

Various people come under sus%picion, but the murderer is neversuspected except once or twice . Thushis identity comes as a ' completesurprise.

The love interest is supplied by abeautiful, though dumb, freshette. ItIs through her unfailing energy thatthe murderer is discovered. She isled to this step (chasing after thesolution) because the laddle she isin love with comes under suspicion(according to Rule No . 89a of theDetective Stories Handbook for Ama-teur Writers). Unfortunately thislad is the real murderer, so therewe have a lovely climax !

Does he murder her? Does shecommit suicide? Does the detectiv evanish? Are Important papers stol-en? Will even your best friend tel lyou? We shan't, so there. We rec-ommend this book very highly .

Unfortunately, "Thirteen GreenMen" is written in Russian . Wewere therefore unable to read it .

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYINGEarl Vance: I really didn't think the

students had it in them.Kay Crosby: Mr. Sister to you,

please.Mark Collins: This way to No. 8 bus .Mary Cook : They hold the "A-" a t

this church as long as we hold the"-men" at ours .

LEGAL PROFESSIO NEXTOLLED IN SPEECH

(Continued from Page One )he must exercise a sense of justice .Accordingly It is the lawyer who in-cludes a consideration of justice inall his legal arguments that winsthe majority of cases .

In conclusion Mr. Hall said thatwhether a man continues in Law o rnot his three years as a Law stu-dent are of infinite value in his fu-ture life It should be part of thecultural training of the nation togive all some Idea of the principlesof Law; they are the root of our so-cial structure and a necessary partof our culture . Moreover it is ob-vious that a knowledge of Law i sof extreme value commercially ; itis an asset in any field . But aboveall the study and practise of Lawgives a true Idealistic satisfaction . In ,the final . analysis Law Is an Art .

AGONY COLUMN

WANTED—Car for the 29th of thismonth. Must be well supplied withgas. Secretary, A.M .S .

E. J. V, All is forgiven if you giveme back that bus-ticket . G. Dlrom.

WANTED—A quorum for the nextAlma Meter meeting.

WANTED—A psychic 'bid' for the Co ..ed. If no bid received, I'll make aclub and go on a grand slam .

FOR SALE—Co-ed tickets, Nos, 201 -207 . Apply I. Gottem ;

ALICE—Get away from the fire . Yourpinafore is burning. F. G. C. Bois

WANTED—Instructions for makin gcoffee and preparing a supper athome . President of W .U.S.

Reach for a

MUCKY

instead of a sweet .

Muckies'are kind to yourepiglottis. They are kindto your esophagus. Theyare kind of good .

Packed in a humorouspackage,

Mucky Swipeshave charms .

They are fresh becausethey're fried

"Fore! "H. M. S. PinaforeH. M. S. Punafore

H. M. S. SemaphoreH. M. S. Metaphor

NOTICE

Presidential nominations aredue on February 29. Each nom-ination must be signed by atleast ten members of the AlmaMater Society, and must be inthe hands of the secretary bythat date. The elections will beheld on Tuesday, March 8, an dpollingrwill be froim ten to-tout.

,ru

a "The Blue Boy, after Galnaborough "

Don't eat feathers or you'll ge tthat dawn-in-the-mouth feeling.

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A newspaper despatch says JohnDrinkwater, English author a n dplaywright, is improving. He maymake a name for himself yet,

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(Continued from Page One )presented three movements fromBrehm's piano quintette . The first,"Allegro non Troppo," showed mas-terly precision and splendid rhythm.The shading was excellent and on thewhole the instruments were balancedin tone.

"Andante un Poco'Adagio," the sec-ond movement, was in some respect smore difficult . The time was,varied,and the entire number harder to in -terpret . The phrasing called for much

(Continued fromsustained bowing and several quick works, among which are the beauti-pizzicato changes. The piano some- 4ful Indian legends .times came out a trifle too strongly, "The last two years of Miss John -but the pianist played, at all tidies, son's life were spent in Bute Streetwith great accuracy . The first vio- I Hospital, Vanciuver, where she die dlin had an especially heavy part which ' 'carried through admirably .

The last movement, "Finale PocoSostenuto Allegro non Troppo," wasmuch brighter in tone. Here, too,the piano had a tendency in certainparts to draw out the strings but thiswas only in occasional passages. Ingeneral, the pianist showed sympa-thetic restraint . This number calledfor much technical brilliance, whichwas well supplied by the artists. During the second part of the pro-Brahms is a difficult composer to pre- gram Miss Mary McGeer gave asent but this quintette gave a splen- very interesting review of Mazo d edid artistic interpretation of the wholethree movemens.

Continuing their policy of presentingto the students at these noon-hourrecitals really first-class music, Mr .Haydn Williams is negotiating for a Grandmother. It is Interesting tovisit from the Chamber Symphony remember when reading "Jalna" tha tOrchestra of forty members. If this : Mils de la Roche was an only childcan be arranged, the students will ! and the Whiteoak family is her con-have an opportunity to hear, one of ception of what a large househol dthe finest orchestras in the city. E. Mc. would be like.

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THE UBYSSEY

Friday, February 19, 1932

CAMPUS SPORT SAggies Spring Surprise To Cop Relay

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MATER MEETING ON Ends With ScienceARTS MEETS

Farmers Capture ra itlona

ELIGIBILITY SYSTEM

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The game started with a rush upa series of sash to dung • the ice by Science which was brok-the present code, the meeting

en up at the Arta blue-line . Artswill aptly discuss the then came down and a long shotamending of the present Osten

from McGregor r went wild. TheNO that It conforms with the

play continued at centre ice for aW .C .I.A .U. rules.

few minutes when Carswell and

At present the standing at

Pike, Science, broke"away, fooledstudent athletes In the tall term

Pegg and Walmsley on defense andle not controlled by the regula-

Carswell's shot found the corner o flone, and the code conflicts to

the Arts net.some extent with the WesternCanada Intercollegiate Athleticrules. An effort is being madeto have the systems similar sothat Varsity athletes wit be en-

Intercollegiate games ifglidearell

playing on V.B.C.a team.

After falling to pass the newset of regulations as proposedby the eo n nittee et the Men'sAthletic Executive, the StudentCouncil decided to put thequestion before the studentbody. A petition requesting anAlma Mater meeting was turneddown as only ten of the neces-sary twenty signatures were af-fixed to the sheet.

In the meantime a new Coun-cil committee, consisting of thePresident of Met?. AihMBlcs►the President of Women's Ath•letles, and the Junior Member,has been appointed to considerchanges In the existing regula-tlons. It Is understood that anyrecomunendatiow will not affec ttie present eligibility rules, bu tthat the c anges will Increasethe scope of the systed to coverthr fall term.

Science '34 and Arts '34 Make It Hot ForA dies, Who Make Hay While the Sun*Shines, To Romp Home in 37 Minutes ,

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SOCCERDOM

lilting third.Sid Swift of Arts '34 provided the

big excitement in the second lap .Sid arrived on the scene just in timeto get out of his clothes and with -out any warming up fell to fourthplace, Then the lanky sophomoredarted a sprint that brought histeam to first place . Aggies and Sci-ence '34 were close on Swift's heels,

Wafting on the wrong corner cos tthe sophomores the had at the startof the third lap . Charlie Hardwickof Aggies set a fast pace to take thelead but about half way Herb Bar -clay of Arts '84 forged to the front.This also was a long lap and Bar-clay ran a fine race In overcomingthe early deficit.

Arts '34 started out lap 4 as ifthey meant business, Holmes pilin gup a lead of 100 yards. This leadwas short-lived, however, Arts '32coming into the lead with the Aggie sholding a steady second place ., The-ologs and Arts '34 close behind .

The up-hill lap from the BlindSchool to 4th and Tolmie broughtabout one of the best efforts of theday when Fred Salisbury of Aggiegave his team a big lead. Salis-bury's fine condition was evidence dby the fact that he finished thisgrind in good shape. Stirling ofScience '34 collapsed but had runa good race to put his team in sec-ond place. Brand of Arts '34 fin-ished third .

Cornish of the Aggies succeeded inholding his lead in lap 8. Spraggeof Arts '34 displaced Carey of Sci-ence '34 for second place and mad esome gain on the Aggles .

Forsythe of Aggie held a lead of100 feet throughout lap 7. ChrisDalton of Arts '34 was displaced byEdwards of Science '34, the Artame ndropping to third place . Toward th eclose of this lap Forsythe sprinte dand gave his namesake a 50 footlead .

The last lap was a thriller . Thethree faculties began a sprint thatbrought crowd interest to a whit eheat, Science '34 rallying to passForsythe. In passing the Aggie, TomCoventry exerted a lot of energyand had not sufficient drive left t ostave off the whirlwind rush of thefleeting Aggle.

Entering the mall, Rolf Forsythehit a terrific pace and finished agood hundred feet in the lead. MaxStewart of Arts '34 finished In thirdplace about 50 feet behind Coventryof Science '34 . The other teams fin-ished in the following order: 4th—Science '33; 5th—Science '33; 8th—Theologs ; 7th—Arts '33 ; 8th—Scienc e'32; 9th—Arts '32 ; 10th—Arts '35 .

Time for the event was 37 min-utes, 21 4-5 seconds, approximatelythree minutes slower than the record .

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Foiled by a slippery field and acool goalie, Varsity Soccer team wentdown to a 1 .0 defeat at the hand sof a tricky Chilliwack aggregationin the Valley City . Wednesday .

Varsity kept the ball in the cherr ypowers territory during a large partof the time but lacked the neces-sary polish to bulge the net . Withan inch of mud 'under a light sodmany of the boys spent a consider-able period of time on the ground .

McGill, Costain and Al Todd wer eoutstanding for the visiting squad ,while any attempt to pick a superplayer from the Valley boys woul dbe unfair to the rest .

Varsity opened with a rush whichproduced a shot on the Chilliwackfort . The home custodian, however ,was on the job and a corner whic hwas easily cleared was the net re-sult of the attack . The farmersforced the play for a few minutes ,Frattinger saved from a melee infront of the college net and thenAyres of the Valley forward line ,snapped up a fast pass to sag thehemp for the one and only tally ofthe game

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-The Blue and Gold forced a couple

of corners but the home team foughtlike lions in their own territory an dthe situation was never critical . Jim-my Smith collected a pass from cen-tre field, tricked the opposing leftback and with only the goalie tobeat looked good for a score . How-ever his pass was muddled and Var-sity lost a golden opportunity . Thehalf-time whistle blew just as a shotfrom Dave Todd skimmed the baron the wrong side .

After the oranges Varsity pressedhard keeping play In the enemy ter-ritory except for a few surprise at .tacks by the Chilliwack boys . Timeand again the Blue and Gold war-riors were on the point of breakin ginto the score column, but were re -pulsed by the lanky goalie whocleared Indiscriminately with punchesthrows and kicks . More than a dozencorners In the farmer territory pro-vided plenty of thrills for the fivehundred spectators .

The team: Frattinger, Costain, Mc -Gill, McDougal, Kozoolin, Wright, L .Todd, D. Todd, A. Todd, Munday ,Smith.

This old eligibility racket is oncemore coming to the fore, and th estudent body is to review the situ-ation and cast its august opinion .There are those of us who are notso ineligible but have been in plentyof decidedly warm water insofar asthe regulations are concerned . How -ever we are not considering that atthe moment.

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We may interpret the attitude ofStudents' Council in calling an Alm aMater meeting as conclusive proofthat the executive has had too muc hpressure to bear upon it and is put-ting the situation before the entir esociety. And then again it may jus tbe a smart move on Council's part .But it's all a big guess at the best .

ARTS '20 RELAY CUPFor the third time the most fam-

ous of Varsity cups will carry thename of the Faculty of Agricultureas a result of the brilliant victor yof the farmers over Science '34Wednesday . For the last 12 year sthe traditional silverware has beenmoving back and forth among thedifferent classes, and the number ofsurprises greatly outnumber the vfc-tories by favorites .

The point system, it seems, failedto attract the interest of the mem-bers of Council, and a concensus ofopinion seems to favor the attitud eof the executive. Simply because theinnovation was equivalent to discard-ing the rules entirely, and the Stu-dent's Council feels that some rulesare necessary .

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Aggies came through with a sur-prise victory in the Arts '20 relay,and although the time was not asfast as it has been in former years,the leaders were stepping alongthroughout the contest . The boysran Into some trouble at the end ofthe second lap when the third laprunners were waiting on the wrongstreet, and the Arts '34 squad lost100 yards in the mixup . This oneIncident was the only marring factorin the race.

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The two officers performed hero-ically in clearing the route for therunners, and are deserving of muchpraise for their efforts . The "Ubys-sey" bulletin service organized byJack Stanton gave a lap by lap ac -count of the event to those wh owatched the finish.

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It looks right now as though th eBlue and Gold hoopsters will haveto oppose the fast-stepping ShoresBasketball squad In the opening shotof the defense of the CanadianChampionship and the MontrealCup. Monday morning the colleg-ians will be out to start daily work -outs and should have plenty of con-dition before the playoffs get unde rway.

MEN'S GRASS HOCKEY

The following men will represen tVarsity on Saturday, February 20 ,in a league game with lncogs atConnaught Park : Solder, Semple ,Delap, Ritchie, Bans, Semple, Bois-ioli, Barr, Scott, Knight, Le Page ,and Snowsell .

WOMEN'S GRASS HOCKEY

Feb. 20.—(1) Britannia Grads vs .U.B .C ., Strathcona Park, 2 :30.

(2) Varsity vs . Ex-Kits ., MemorialPark, 2:30.

Varsity line-4p : M. Duncan, M .MacDonald, I. Macarthur, E. Allchin ,A. Beaumont, M. Brinks, R. Mount,M. Finch, D. Lawrence, D. Johnson ,P. Campbell. Spare, R. Uchiyama .

BOAT CLUB MEETINGAn important meeting for those

interested in the Washington andBrentwood trips will be held at noo ntoday in Applied Science 102. Any-one who wants to turn out shouldattend this meeting .

The second period opened with ascoring . bee for Science. Mathewsscored a nice goal from the leftwing, Pike followed with a solo ef-fort and Carswell followed up withtwo more. Arts, slightly befogged,could not snap out of It until Pikehad scored again twice 'and Mathewsonce'

Arts woke up for a few minutesand King McGregor scored their onlygoal from well out. The slaughterended with no further mishaps .

In the best game played this yearthe Maccabees defeated Varsity 8.3in the last Intermediate Ice Hocke yfixture of the season. Fast, cleanskating and hard checking was fea-tured throughout the contest.

Maccabees got all of the break sin the first period, running in threegoals in the first six mintues . Willisin goal for Varsity started poorl ybut later • hit his stride and playe da heady game for the final periodsof the fixture ,

Play opened fast in the secon dperiod and McQuatg for the Macca-bees scored on a solo effort to givethe squad a 4-0 advantage . Varsityfinally broke into the scoring col-umn when Carswell and Corneliuscombined well to net a brace ofcounters .

The Maccabees began the final can -to by running in two goals in quicksuccession . Varsity settled down tooffensive hockey, sending all me nup the ice in an effort to overcom ethe 8-2 lead. After repeated efforts

The inter class soccer competitionwill (may?) get under way at last ,after an interminable interlude ofbad weather, when the postponedfeature match between Sc, '34 andArts '34 comes off to-day at 12:11on the upper playing field. Ev.King, president of the Soccer Clubwill handle the whistle, and an-nounces his intention of starting th egame on time regardless of latecorners who might otherwise delaythe fixture,

Science '34 have declared their in-tention of cinching the Governor'sCup by taking the Arts contendersInto camp in the big Knockout Soo-cer series. Their record in inter-class sport so far is apparently suf-ficient groundq for their propriet-ary attitude towards the much cov-eted trophy, but Arts '34 are pre -paring to blast the hopes of the redshirted hordes in part at lest, byruining their aspirations in regardto the campus soccer championship .

Both teams will be out in ful lstrength and the latest reports fromthe rival camps indicate that the en -counter will be settled in true Arts -Science style, The referee wishesto state it is his intention to sup -press any undue athletic exuberancewhich might bring ' the noble gameof soccer into disrepute. The out -come should be interesting which-ever way one looks at it.

Golfers swing into action once againwith the playing of the Open Chant.piaship and several contestants hav ecompleted first rpund matches. Entryfees (a paltry two bits), are In orderand should be turned into SecretaryLaurie Harris along with results of allmatches.

Cornelius sagged the hemp for thefinal count of the game .

By losing this game Varsity los ta chance to get into the B. C. play-offs and finished second in the In-termediate League.

By STEW KEATEA terrific effort by Fred Salisbury on the difficult lap 5 ,

coupled with a driving finish by the two Forsythea, gave the"dark horse" Aggies their third win in the historic Arts '20relay Wednesday afternoon .

Perfect weather conditions greeted the eight runners whenthey lined up in front of the Fairview buildings at exactly 3,47,A great crowd of students were on hand to send their variou sfavorites away and the men set off down a human alleywaycleared by two motorcycle cops . For the first two blocks they,remained pretty well bunched but Sinclair of Science '84 gavehis team a lead of 50 feet over Falb

®of Aggle, Cockburn of Theolog fin .'

Soccermen Get1 . 0 Trimming

In 'Chilliwack