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# 91 March 2021 League Champion * wins $28 in IWA credit TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar (226-159-20) *13 $1,018,500 … #79 or 501 TV Champion LPPF/FRM-16: Charming Chico (359-84-46) *20 $1,698,100 … #100 or 502 Central Plains Champion LPPF: Dominant Factor War (108-95-20) *21 $659,000 … #87 or 503 East Coast Champion VIRUS/FMY: Hardcore Harrison (368-155-21) *20 $1,158,700 … #139 or 504 Great Lakes Champion “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker (2,024-890-67) *25 $2,257,636 … #72 or 505 Mid-Atlanc Champion VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake (2,459-766-136) *69 $4,554,900 … #126 or 506 Northeast Champion LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk (1,145-131-32) *23 $2,408,900 … #86 or 507 Pacific Northwest Champion IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok (263-26) *8 $327,600 … #108 or 508 Rocky Mountains Champion LPPF: Dominant Factor Chaos (87-48-5) *18 $1,673,100 … #155 or 509 Southeast Champion LPPF/FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox (323-122-42) *16 $1,686,000 … #99 or 510 Southwest Champion IMT/ARMY: “Death Trooper” Wardell Byers (132-31-12) *18 $760,300 … #144 or 511 West Coast Champion IMT/ARMY: “Dead-Eye” Mondo Lewis (31-24-2) *7 $235,900 … #74 or 512 League Tag-team Champions * win another 5 free matches TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar and EP Masta #79 & #89 or 789 TV Tag-team Champions VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. S. Knuz and VIRUS/VD: F.B.III from Proctology #45 & #50 or 987 League Six-man Champions LPPF/FRM-16: Golden Banini, Ancient Mystery Fox, and Charming Chico #98, #99, & #100 or 789 TV Six-man Champions LPPF/FRM-16: Blue Bandito, Casual Bart, and Oswald Funk #83, #84, & #86 or 987 Bale Royal Winner VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III (4,018-168-54) *42 $4,852,400 … #47 IWA Bulletin IWA Bulletin Deluxe Wrestling League Deluxe Wrestling League

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Page 1: Deluxe Wrestling League - Imaginary Wrestling AssociationDeluxe Wrestling League #82 September 2020 League Champion * wins $29 in IWA credit VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz (3,183-114-37)

#91

March 2021

League Champion * wins $28 in IWA creditTBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar(226-159-20) *13 $1,018,500 … #79 or 501

TV ChampionLPPF/FRM-16: Charming Chico(359-84-46) *20 $1,698,100 … #100 or 502

Central Plains ChampionLPPF: Dominant Factor War(108-95-20) *21 $659,000 … #87 or 503

East Coast ChampionVIRUS/FMY: Hardcore Harrison(368-155-21) *20 $1,158,700 … #139 or 504

Great Lakes Champion“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker(2,024-890-67) *25 $2,257,636 … #72 or 505

Mid-Atlantic ChampionVIRUS/COH: Mike Drake(2,459-766-136) *69 $4,554,900 … #126 or 506

Northeast ChampionLPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk(1,145-131-32) *23 $2,408,900 … #86 or 507

Pacific Northwest ChampionIMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok(263-26) *8 $327,600 … #108 or 508

Rocky Mountains ChampionLPPF: Dominant Factor Chaos(87-48-5) *18 $1,673,100 … #155 or 509

Southeast ChampionLPPF/FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox(323-122-42) *16 $1,686,000 … #99 or 510

Southwest ChampionIMT/ARMY: “Death Trooper” Wardell Byers(132-31-12) *18 $760,300 … #144 or 511

West Coast ChampionIMT/ARMY: “Dead-Eye” Mondo Lewis(31-24-2) *7 $235,900 … #74 or 512

League Tag-team Champions * win another 5 free matchesTBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar and EP Masta#79 & #89 or 789

TV Tag-team ChampionsVIRUS/Luniz: Mr. S. Knuttz and VIRUS/VD: F.B.III from Proctology#45 & #50 or 987

League Six-man ChampionsLPPF/FRM-16: Golden Banini, Ancient Mystery Fox, and Charming Chico#98, #99, & #100 or 789

TV Six-man ChampionsLPPF/FRM-16: Blue Bandito, Casual Bart, and Oswald Funk#83, #84, & #86 or 987

Battle Royal WinnerVIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III(4,018-168-54) *42 $4,852,400 … #47

IWA BulletinIWA Bulletin

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2 DXL Rankings

1. IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko (38-36-2) *9 $142,900...........#1062. VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III (4,018-168-54) *42 $4,852,400......................................#473. VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz (3,590-160-39) *33 $4,077,200..............#434. IMT/ARMY: “Hood Boss” Rembrandt Halsted (1,174-23-8) *28 $1,693,300......#715. “Sequoia” Rex Splinters (864-116-19) *4 $1,196,500.........................................#39

6. TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson (817-141-26) *14 $1,600,300..............................................................................#97

7. TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown (871-210-55) *14 $1,457,500......#378. VIRUS/Luniz: M.J. “The Fabulous One” (802-166-29) *32 $1,545,200...............#449. LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor (557-194-27) *22 $2,208,800......................#125

10. VIRUS: The Wild Warrior (405-191-49) *30 $1,066,700...................................#154

11. LPPF/FRM-16: Casual Bart (357-166-41) *17 $1,635,400...................................#8412. LPPF/FRM-16: Golden Banini (301-124-33) *14 $1,604,900..............................#9813. TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse (291-127-33) *20 $870,400.......#3314. VIRUS/Luniz: The #1 Fan of ? (257-96-33) *35 $1,619,900.................................#4115. TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman” Ernest Ahab (310-170-50) *23 $1,150,500.#14716. VIRUS/VD: F.B.III from the C.D.C. (348-210-27) *23 $1,772,200.........................#4917. VIRUS/VD: F.B.III from Proctology (298-164-56) *28 $1,372,700.......................#5018. LPPF/FRM-16: Blue Bandito (254-121-33) *18 $1,468,700................................#8319. LPPF: Dominant Factor Anarchy (180-48-14) *23 $749,100...............................#6520. VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. S. Knuttz (286-156-38) *28 $1,562,500...................................#4521. VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson (253-141-19) *25 $1,264,400. . .#4022. TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark (391-302-62) *21 $1,442,900..#14623. LPPF: Sly Guy Scott Warner (115-37-9) *6 $311,700..........................................#6724. VIRUS/Luniz: “The Joker” M.J. (204-133-23) *25 $1,205,800............................#4225. TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta (235-169-38) *13 $1,124,400....................................#8926. LPPF: Badd Co. Rock Warner (127-69-14) *18 $802,500....................................#6627. TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake (127-101-23) *12 $473,600.............................#3828. TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 (137-112-26) *11 $930,600.........#9629. VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Bane (144-124-22) *14 $702,200.............................#13730. TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo (210-193-57) *18 $898,400......................#14531. VIRUS/VD: “The Prodigy” F.B.III (175-159-34) *22 $1,055,100..........................#5232. VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Blood (133-119-13) *15 $722,200............................#13833. IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks (22-39-7) *9 $97,800...............................#10734. VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III (174-192-29) *28 $1,377,300.........................#4835. VIRUS/VD: Dr. F.B. (184-210-37) *24 $1,446,300................................................#51

36. IMT/ARMY: Morphsuit Man #9 (1,377-235-45) *22 $1,532,800........................#5737. TBABIT/RABBIT: “Fortune 500” Aaron McFleese

(1,436-457-71) *19 $2,789,000.........................................................................#12438. The Frolicker (964-14-18) *21 $1,545,500........................................................#10439. The King in Yellow (1,011-72-28) *32 $2,128,800.............................................#10540. The Gunslinger Marshall Law (948-27-53) *19 $2,714,300..............................#10241. Faz Van Dam (1,003-100-22) *22 $602,100......................................................#14142. IMT/ARMY: Morphsuit Man #10.5 (1,048-188-43) *17 $1,145,100...................#5843. George Smiley (1,002-144-20) *24 $4,133,800.................................................#10944. Dream of the Endless (797-54-31) *18 $1,206,300............................................#7545. TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes

(946-307-50) *11 $1,869,600............................................................................#11646. LTD: Death’s Hand (693-213-33) *6 $1,131,000..................................................#4647. LTD: The Edge Walker (719-270-30) *3 $1,140,400..........................................#12748. LTD: The Night Walker (705-281-25) *7 $1,071,100.........................................#10349. PA: Ripper Robertson (640-296-58) *41 $1,870,200........................................#14850. TBABIT/RABBIT: “Strict” Lee Bidness (617-280-47) *17 $1,945,000...................#9551. VIRUS: Cameron “The Spartan” Hinkley (461-225-50) *22 $1,419,200...........#14952. LTD: Dopey the Psycho Clown (415-235-24) *5 $945,500..................................#7853. TBABIT/RABBIT: Kade “The Scorch” Weller (287-141-28) *9 $707,100..............#9254. PA: Madman Max Mayhem (374-256-53) *42 $1,467,700...............................#14355. IMT/ARMY: Jeff Chambers in a Dress (239-123-36) *18 $200,100......................#5456. TBABIT/RABBIT: “Taking” Kara Bidness (255-200-28) *10 $1,067,000...............#7357. IMT/ARMY: Morphsuit Man #7 (204-154-29) *18 $462,800...............................#5658. IMT/ARMY: Morphsuit Man #4 (198-165-34) *19 $358,800...............................#5559. TBABIT/RABBIT: Hostile Takeover (417-385-61) *16 $2,074,200......................#12360. Mike Massacre (46-17) $43,300........................................................................#10161. IMT/ARMY: Jeff Chambers (198-181-25) *15 $230,000......................................#5362. PA: Superior Rob Legacy (14-12-3) *1 $120,400.................................................#7063. EDGE: Kokane Koala (16-15-1) *8 $121,200........................................................#8864. PA: The Hitman Mike Van Cleve (3-9) $31,300....................................................#6965. PA: The Enforcer Dan Darkside (1-10-1) $16,100................................................#6866. PA: One Man Wrecking Crew (3-22-2) *1 $43,900............................................#14267. EDGE: Extacee Emu (20-44-1) *6 $107,600........................................................#9068. EDGE: The Hungarian Tickler (9-39-3) *6 $79,000..............................................#9169. Leon “The Lion” Eastman (1-168) $27,900.......................................................#11270. George P. Finkle (1-188) $200................................................................................#7

71. The Mad Powerbomber (1-195) $31,700............................................................#2872. Home Run Kid (1-195) $29,200.........................................................................#11773. Lowlife Louie (1-202) $8,600.............................................................................#13474. Lance Van Bargain (1-204) $16,800.....................................................................#2375. Private Lee Talking (1-220) $2,200....................................................................#13676. Alex T. Stinkymeier (5-231) $14,300......................................................................#277. Frank the Ferocious (1-237) $34,900..................................................................#2778. Scrubasaurus (1-246) $8,600.............................................................................#12179. Jason Adams (1-262) $28,900...........................................................................#12080. The Handlebar Mustache Man (17-283) $44,200...............................................#2181. Rufus X. (1-313) $13,200.....................................................................................#2482. Wrestlemaniac (2-383) $26,800..........................................................................#1983. Wilson P. Needlemeier (0-36)............................................................................#15084. Lenny K. (0-44) $1,700.......................................................................................#12985. The Incredible Jason (0-46) $6,100...................................................................#13086. The Mug Smasher (0-46) $700..........................................................................#16587. The Scrambler (0-54) $6,700.............................................................................#12888. Ricky “The Lizard” Steamroller (0-59) $8,400...................................................#16389. Bulk Brogan (0-63) $10,100...............................................................................#16490. The Uglifier (0-64) $4,200..................................................................................#15891. J.J. Wrestleman (0-66) $6,800...........................................................................#13392. Grant “Wishes” Wellington (0-72) $7,700.........................................................#15193. Gargantula (0-75) $3,500..................................................................................#16294. “Special Delivery” Pete Za (0-76) $7,400..........................................................#15295. Jason Adams, Jr. (0-79) $8,400..........................................................................#16096. Monstro (0-85) $6,900......................................................................................#13197. “Mr. Clean” Scrubber McGee (0-87) $7,300......................................................#15398. Hungry Hungry Horace (0-98) $9,100...............................................................#15999. Buddy Frosh (0-103) $6,100..............................................................................#161

100. Vince Vance (0-117) $16,300.............................................................................#166101. E.Z. Pickens (0-124) $12,100.............................................................................#132102. Champanzee (0-140) $8,900.............................................................................#157103. The Friendly Giant (0-146) $8,300.......................................................................#62104. The Grouch (0-191) $23,400...............................................................................#60105. Rasslin’ Bobo Branson (0-198) $29,500...............................................................#59106. Charlie “The Cheetah” Eastman (0-209) $28,000.............................................#111107. Wesley Chopps (0-222) $31,700..........................................................................#63108. Smiley (0-224) $12,400........................................................................................#61109. Reggie O’Toole (0-229) $28,600........................................................................#115110. Justin Side (0-230) $30,300.................................................................................#77111. Samuel B. Sorry (0-245) $30,700.......................................................................#118112. Edgar Allan Bonebreaker (0-268) $4,000..........................................................#122113. Lennie Ferguson (0-275) $1,800........................................................................#114114. Zee Strangler (0-276) $5,600.............................................................................#119115. Big Bruiser (0-282) $28,000...............................................................................#113116. Percy the Pompous (0-292) $38,100.................................................................#110117. Lazer (0-295) $39,400........................................................................................#135118. Igor Zugood (0-309) $36,600...............................................................................#22119. Luke “Has-Been” Sanders (0-366) $23,400.........................................................#30120. Jimmy Bonds (0-372) $55,900.............................................................................#16121. Marko “Kick and Punch” Markowitz (0-435) $6,500...........................................#29

122. Curt Wyatt (0-701) $6,900...................................................................................#32123. Odd Man Out (0-703) $48,000..............................................................................#9124. Brick Brogan (0-704) $78,000..............................................................................#20125. Petie Rockford (0-704) $76,200...........................................................................#26126. Pond Scum (0-704) $4,500..................................................................................#18127. Mr. Wrestler (0-712) $62,100................................................................................#4128. Nick “Once-Was” Sanders (0-715).......................................................................#31129. Crusher McCallister (0-721) $18,200...................................................................#10130. The Claw (0-723) $15,600....................................................................................#15131. Lumpface (0-730) $4,800.......................................................................................#6132. The Taxmaster (0-738) $23,400.............................................................................#8133. M.T. Hedd (0-739) $24,500..................................................................................#17134. Tyler D. Wurst (0-745) $25,200...........................................................................#11135. Kung Fu Lou (0-746) $78,200...............................................................................#25136. “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann (0-761) $89,300..................................................#1137. Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot (0-776) $110,300..........................................................#3138. Bigfoot Smith (0-779) $9,500..............................................................................#14139. Buddy Drummond (0-780) $15,400....................................................................#12140. Karatiken (0-802) $115,000...................................................................................#5141. The Clasher (0-839) $31,000...............................................................................#13

Send your matches, strategies, and trash talk to:IWA, c/o DXL, Box 5275, Willowick, OH 44095We must receive your envelope by April 8th!

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DXL Matches 3

Card 1: Held in Milwaukee (Attendance: 39,084)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown annihilated “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 1:10 (Cross-Armbar) by 152.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson beat The Taxmaster at 1:49 (Euro-pean Uppercut) by 75.

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta decked Bigfoot Smith at 6:50 (Chickenwing) by 78.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake outmuscled Rufus X. at 4:31 (Rib Breaker) by 92.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown overpowered “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at

28:15 (Thanksgiving Day Parade) by 2.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over LTD: Death’s Hand at 9:08 (Count Out).IMT/ARMY: “Dead-Eye” Mondo Lewis defeated TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis

N. Clark at 15:27 (Crossfire) by 11 (TOURNY).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake destroyed Home Run Kid at 2:45 (European Uppercut) by 69.Main event: “Sequoia” Rex Splinters pinned IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin

Sisko at 56:20 (Stump Puller) by 2.

Card 2: Held in the Free State (Attendance: 43,314)

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters annihilated “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 1:35 (Flying Dropkick) by 152 (non-title).

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over The Taxmaster at 14:40 (Count Out).

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 decked Bigfoot Smith at 4:11 (Fallaway Slam) by 75.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown pinned Kung Fu Lou at 3:47 (Bodyslam) by117.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown won over VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson at 15:40 (Thanksgiving Day Parade) by 7.

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III beat The Grouch at 4:47 (Flying Dropkick) by 109.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over Justin Side at 8:49 (Count Out).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over Samuel B. Sorry at 2:43 (Disqualification: refused to

break choke).Main event: “Sequoia” Rex Splinters destroyed PA: Ripper Robertson at 41:21 (Stump

Puller) by 1 (Guest Referee: Alex T. Stinkymeier).

Card 3: Held in Trenton (Attendance: 34,749)

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz annihilated “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 3:01 (Rib Breaker) by 89.

LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor overpowered The Taxmaster at 4:32 (Chickenwing) by 79.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson overpowered Bigfoot Smith at 3:22 (European Uppercut) by 124.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters bested Kung Fu Lou at 2:51 (Rib Breaker) by 116 (non-title).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown destroyed VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection”

F.B.III at 29:53 (Thanksgiving Day Parade) by 4.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III overpowered The Friendly Giant at 7:03 (Rib Breaker) by 70.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over Justin Side at 2:36 (Count Out).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake decked Zee Strangler at 4:44 (European Uppercut) by 101.Main event: “Sequoia” Rex Splinters beat VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III at 47:59

(Stump Puller) by 2.

Card 4: Held in Fort Wayne (Attendance: 42,370)

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III pinned “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 1:46 (Rib Breaker) by89.

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over The Taxmaster at 4:53 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok won over Bigfoot Smith at 4:55 (Suplex) by 75.

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz outmuscled Kung Fu Lou at 0:37 (Rib Breaker) by107.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown annihilated PA: Superior Rob Legacy at 28:16 (Thanksgiving Day Parade) by 2.

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III outmuscled Leon “The Lion” Eastman at 2:29 (Rib Breaker) by 97.

TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar decked LPPF: Dominant Factor War at 29:51 (Big Splash) by 3.

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake annihilated Jason Adams at 1:22 (Cobra Clutch) by 119.Main event: PA: Superior Rob Legacy drew “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 16:35 (Double

Disqualification).

Card 5: Held in Copenhagen (Attendance: 37,192)

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker outmuscled “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 1:53 (Flying Dropkick) by 154.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown over Odd Man Out at 2:06 (Count Out).LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor won over Bigfoot Smith at 2:25 (Chickenwing) by

128.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III overpowered Kung Fu Lou at 4:07 (Rib Breaker) by 107.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar bested TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown at

28:33 (Big Splash) by 5.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III overpowered Jason Adams at 5:01 (Flying Dropkick) by 81.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar overpowered LPPF/FRM-16: Golden Banini at 21:55 (Big

Splash) by 6.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake beat Scrubasaurus at 6:57 (Chickenwing) by 98.Main event: “Sequoia” Rex Splinters defeated VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher”

Johnson at 53:01 (Stump Puller) by 5.

Card 6: Held in Baltimore (Attendance: 45,981)

TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar bested “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 2:56 (Rib Breaker) by 159.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters bested Odd Man Out at 6:09 (Cross-Armbar) by 68 (non-title).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake outmuscled Bigfoot Smith at 2:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 128.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar defeated Kung Fu Lou at 2:28 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown decked TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician”

Abraham Wilson at 28:45 (Thanksgiving Day Parade) by 2.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III annihilated Scrubasaurus at 4:22 (Flying Dropkick) by 102.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar won over LPPF/FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox at 27:20

(Big Splash) by 5.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake destroyed Edgar Allan Bonebreaker at 0:25 (Cobra Clutch) by

149.Main event: “Sequoia” Rex Splinters annihilated TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey

Converse at 39:32 (Stump Puller) by 3 (TOURNY).

Card 7: Held in Pecos (Attendance: 41,818)

LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk bested “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 2:11 (Rib Breaker) by 154.

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over Odd Man Out at 7:05 (Count Out).VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Blood won over Bigfoot Smith at 1:36 (Cross-Armbar) by

125.LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk beat Kung Fu Lou at 2:24 (Fallaway Slam) by 103.TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake outmuscled VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher”

Johnson at 29:37 (Charlie Slameiels) by 5.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III bested E.Z. Pickens at 4:43 (Rib Breaker) by 85.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar beat LPPF/FRM-16: Charming Chico at 27:06 (Big Splash)

by 3.LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor beat PA: One Man Wrecking Crew at 27:34 (Super-

plex) by 1 (Guest Referee: Buddy Frosh).Main event: “Sequoia” Rex Splinters outmuscled PA: One Man Wrecking Crew at

55:30 (Stump Puller) by 5.

Card 8: Held in Brady Lake (Attendance: 38,646)

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta pinned “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 1:08 (European Uppercut) by 159.

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III over Odd Man Out at 6:55 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown bested The Claw at 4:37 (Bodyslam) by

102.TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta bested Kung Fu Lou at 1:03 (Bodyslam) by 125.TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake annihilated VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III at 28:54

(Charlie Slameiels) by 2.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III annihilated Lowlife Louie at 2:30 (Big Splash) by 155.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar destroyed LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor at 19:43 (Big

Splash) by 11.PA: Madman Max Mayhem annihilated LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor at 29:55

(Straight Jacket) by 2.Main event: IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks drew “Sequoia” Rex Splinters (Time

Limit).

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Card 9: Held in Alberta (Attendance: 31,245)

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 annihilated “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 4:25 (Fallaway Slam) by 89.

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker bested Odd Man Out at 6:47 (Cross-Armbar) by 70.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters destroyed The Claw at 4:11 (Rib Breaker) by 101 (non-title).TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 pinned Kung Fu Lou at 2:41 (Cobra

Clutch) by 153.TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake tied PA: Superior Rob Legacy (Time Limit).VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III outmuscled Lazer at 0:42 (Big Splash) by 146.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar decked VIRUS/FMY: Hardcore Harrison at 29:36 (Big

Splash) by 2.PA: Ripper Robertson outmuscled LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor at 28:18 (Rest in

Pieces) by 3.Main event: “Sequoia” Rex Splinters annihilated PA: Madman Max Mayhem at 35:32

(Stump Puller) by 2.

Card 10: Held in Helena (Attendance: 30,645)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson overpowered “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 6:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 83.

TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar beat Odd Man Out at 6:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 75.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz beat The Claw at 4:38 (Rib Breaker) by 70.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson defeated Kung Fu Lou at 2:21 (Big

Splash) by 150.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake at 18:28 (Big

Splash) by 7.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III annihilated Private Lee Talking at 1:57 (Cobra Clutch) by 129.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar decked IMT/ARMY: “Death Trooper” Wardell Byers at

27:23 (Big Splash) by 2 (TOURNY).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over LTD: The Edge Walker at 6:48 (Count Out).Main event: TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson tied “Sequoia” Rex

Splinters (Time Limit).

Card 11: Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 42,616)

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok annihilated “Perfectly Normal” HughMann at 1:05 (European Uppercut) by 152.

LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk pinned Odd Man Out at 3:20 (Fallaway Slam) by 71.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III pinned The Claw at 4:44 (Rib Breaker) by 70.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok pinned Kung Fu Lou at 1:56 (Dresnok

the Enemy!) by 152.TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake drew IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks (Time Limit).VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III beat Champanzee at 0:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 173.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar annihilated TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark

at 17:54 (Big Splash) by 9.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake pinned The Scrambler at 3:08 (European Uppercut) by 96.Main event: TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar defeated “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 16:43

(Big Splash) by 7.

Card 12: Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 33,962)

LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor decked “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 0:55 (Big Boot) by 152.

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta defeated Odd Man Out at 3:27 (Chickenwing) by 78.“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker defeated The Claw at 3:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 65.LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor won over Kung Fu Lou at 4:39 (Chickenwing) by 119.TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake destroyed PA: One Man Wrecking Crew at 28:03

(Charlie Slameiels) by 5.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III over The Uglifier at 2:20 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar defeated TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman” Ernest Ahab

at 18:19 (Big Splash) by 7.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over Lenny K. at 3:12 (Disqualification: refused to break

choke).Main event: TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar defeated LPPF/FRM-16: Charming Chico at

30:52 (Big Splash) by 3.

Card 13: Held in Orlando (Attendance: 37,650)

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake pinned “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 4:59 (European Uppercut) by 85.

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 won over Odd Man Out at 4:09 (Fallaway Slam) by 75.

TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar annihilated The Claw at 6:29 (Cross-Armbar) by 70.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake bested Kung Fu Lou at 2:40 (5-Star Destroyer) by 154.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters bested VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson at 28:46

(Stump Puller) by 5.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III destroyed Hungry Hungry Horace at 3:21 (Rib Breaker) by 71.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson decked LPPF/FRM-16: Blue Bandito

at 28:40 (Big Splash) by 2.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake defeated The Incredible Jason at 1:22 (Cobra Clutch) by 173.Main event: TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar outmuscled VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III at 49:27

(Big Splash) by 4.

Card 14: Held in Hammond (Attendance: 31,364)

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake bested Alex T. Stinkymeier at 2:21 (5-Star Destroyer) by 137.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson defeated Odd Man Out at 5:36

(Cross-Armbar) by 69.LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk over The Claw at 3:56 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown annihilated Petie Rockford at 0:52 (Cobra

Clutch) by 145.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters drew VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz at 14:27 (Double

Count Out).VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III annihilated Gargantula at 1:56 (Rib Breaker) by 95.LPPF/FRM-16: Charming Chico bested LPPF/FRM-16: Blue Bandito at 20:31 (Lucky

Strike) by 6 (TOURNY).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake overpowered Monstro at 2:57 (Chickenwing) by 96.Main event: TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar destroyed VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super

Ballz at 23:38 (Big Splash) by 7.

Card 15: Held in Hollywood (Attendance: 49,673)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown outmuscled Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 3:35 (Big Boot) by 76.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok annihilated Odd Man Out at 2:25 (Suplex) by 75.

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta destroyed The Claw at 7:15 (Chickenwing) by 73.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters destroyed Petie Rockford at 2:45 (Sleeper) by 145 (non-title).VIRUS/Luniz: M.J. “The Fabulous One” bested “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 29:05 (Big

Splash) by 3.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III bested Ricky “The Lizard” Steamroller at 6:32 (Rib Breaker) by

83.IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks outmuscled LPPF/FRM-16: Blue Bandito at 28:15

(Pothole Filler) by 2.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake pinned J.J. Wrestleman at 3:40 (Cross-Armbar) by 71.Main event: TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar destroyed VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake at 37:42

(Big Splash) by 3.

Card 16: Held in Wilmington (Attendance: 45,864)

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters decked Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 4:52 (Cross-Armbar) by 77(non-title).

LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor decked Odd Man Out at 2:54 (Bodyslam) by 71.TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 bested The Claw at 4:28 (Fallaway Slam)

by 70.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz defeated Petie Rockford at 2:28 (Cobra Clutch)

by 150.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III outmuscled “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 27:42 (Big Splash) by 3.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III overpowered Bulk Brogan at 6:44 (Rib Breaker) by 68.PA: Ripper Robertson overpowered LPPF/FRM-16: Blue Bandito at 29:11 (Rest in

Pieces) by 1 (Guest Referee: IMT/ARMY: Morphsuit Man #4).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake pinned Lowlife Louie at 0:38 (5-Star Destroyer) by 156.Main event: IMT/ARMY: “Hood Boss” Rembrandt Halsted tied TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat

Divebar (Time Limit).

Card 17: Held in Zagreb (Attendance: 44,347)

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz bested Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 3:36 (Rib Breaker) by 84.

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over Odd Man Out at 0:54 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson over The Claw at 1:44 (Count Out).VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III outmuscled Petie Rockford at 2:17 (Cobra Clutch) by 150.

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“Sequoia” Rex Splinters annihilated VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III at 29:21 (Stump Puller) by 2.

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III over The Mug Smasher at 4:58 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson defeated LPPF/FRM-16: Casual Bart

at 29:13 (Big Splash) by 1 (Guest Referee: The King in Yellow).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake defeated Lazer at 1:45 (5-Star Destroyer) by 147.

Card 18: Held in Florence (Attendance: 44,265)

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III won over Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 2:46 (Rib Breaker) by 84.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown overpowered Crusher McCallister at 2:21

(Thanksgiving Day Parade) by 86.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok bested The Claw at 4:30 (Suplex) by

70.“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker won over Petie Rockford at 2:24 (Sleeper) by 147.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters beat Rasslin’ Bobo Branson at 4:31 (Sleeper) by 119 (non-

title).VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III annihilated Vince Vance at 2:48 (Rib Breaker) by 94.IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks pinned LPPF/FRM-16: Casual Bart at 27:23 (Pot-

hole Filler) by 1 (Guest Referee: PA: Ripper Robertson).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake annihilated Private Lee Talking at 6:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 93.

Card 19: Held in San Antonio (Attendance: 42,093)

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker beat Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 3:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 79.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over Crusher McCallister at 3:16 (Count Out) (non-title).LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor defeated The Claw at 4:47 (Chickenwing) by 104.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar bested Petie Rockford at 1:03 (Sleeper) by 152.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters annihilated Wesley Chopps at 3:26 (Cross-Armbar) by 101

(non-title).LPPF: Dominant Factor Anarchy destroyed VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III at 27:51

(Superplex) by 1 (Guest Referee: IMT/ARMY: Morphsuit Man #4).LPPF/FRM-16: Casual Bart drew PA: Ripper Robertson at 1:50 (No Contest).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake defeated PA: Ripper Robertson at 27:58 (5-Star Destroyer) by

5.

Card 20: Held in Dacca (Attendance: 41,231)

TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar destroyed Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 5:43 (Cross-Arm-bar) by 84.

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over Crusher McCallister at 8:07 (Count Out).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake destroyed The Claw at 1:44 (Cross-Armbar) by 104.LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk defeated Petie Rockford at 1:21 (Big Splash) by 146.“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker beat “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 29:14 (Tree Top Drop)

by 4.VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III drew LPPF: Sly Guy Scott Warner at 3:21 (Double

Count Out).LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk bested TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson

at 27:48 (Sure Shot) by 1 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: The Wild Warrior).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over Wilson P. Needlemeier at 1:05 (Count Out).

Card 21: Held in Venice (Attendance: 35,786)

LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk defeated Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 5:00 (Chickenwing) by 87.

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III over Crusher McCallister at 3:13 (Count Out).“Sequoia” Rex Splinters annihilated Jimmy Bonds at 5:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 83 (non-

title).TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta bested Petie Rockford at 2:07 (Superplex) by 171.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won over Justin Side at 2:56 (Flying Dropkick) by 128 (non-

title).LPPF/FRM-16: Golden Banini beat VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III at 29:40 (Peeled

Piledriver) by 3.LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk overpowered IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks at 28:21

(Sure Shot) by 1 (non-title) (Guest Referee: Jason Adams).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake beat Grant “Wishes” Wellington at 4:31 (European Uppercut)

by 113.

Card 22: Held in Boise (Attendance: 40,493)

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta over Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 7:39 (Count Out).“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker decked Crusher McCallister at 4:40 (Tree Top Drop) by

88.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III defeated Jimmy Bonds at 5:48 (Rib Breaker) by 90.TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 annihilated Petie Rockford at 0:46 (Cobra

Clutch) by 170.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar decked “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 16:11 (Big Splash) by 7

(non-title).LPPF/FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox pinned VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III at 28:34

(LMFO) by 4.LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk won over PA: Ripper Robertson at 27:28 (Sure Shot) by 2.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake defeated “Special Delivery” Pete Za at 7:50 (European Upper-

cut) by 67.

Card 23: Held in Calais (Attendance: 46,897)

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 annihilated Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 6:27 (Fallaway Slam) by 84.

TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar over Crusher McCallister at 9:23 (Disqualification: used steel chair).

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok pinned Jimmy Bonds at 3:57 (Suplex)by 90.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson overpowered Petie Rockford at 2:41 (Sleeper) by 145.

LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk pinned “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 28:53 (Sure Shot) by 1 (Guest Referee: TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman” Ernest Ahab).

LPPF/FRM-16: Charming Chico decked VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III at 22:46 (Lucky Strike) by 6 (non-title).

LPPF: Dominant Factor War bested PA: One Man Wrecking Crew at 22:56 (Superplex) by 9 (non-title).

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over “Mr. Clean” Scrubber McGee at 3:34 (Count Out).

Card 24: Held in Greenwich Village (Attendance: 34,293)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson annihilated Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbotat 4:20 (Chickenwing) by 85.

LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk bested Crusher McCallister at 8:37 (Fallaway Slam) by 38.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake outmuscled Jimmy Bonds at 3:40 (European Uppercut) by 86.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok beat Petie Rockford at 1:35 (Sleeper)

by 145.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters drew TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson at 4:43

(Double Count Out).VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III won over LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor at 29:37

(Big Splash) by 2.LPPF: Dominant Factor War decked PA: Madman Max Mayhem at 19:52 (Superplex)

by 6 (non-title).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake pinned Champanzee at 2:18 (European Uppercut) by 90.

Card 25: Held in Hyde Park (Attendance: 31,229)

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok annihilated Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbotat 3:37 (Suplex) by 84.

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta pinned Crusher McCallister at 1:37 (Superplex) by 88.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown pinned M.T. Hedd at 1:36 (Bodyslam) by

127.LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor annihilated Petie Rockford at 0:39 (Superplex) by

163.TV title: LPPF/FRM-16: Charming Chico overpowered “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at

28:03 (Lucky Strike) by 4.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake overpowered VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III at 16:04 (5-

Star Destroyer) by 6.Central Plains title: LPPF: Dominant Factor War won over PA: Ripper Robertson at

27:01 (Superplex) by 5.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over The Uglifier at 19:01 (Count Out).

Card 26: Held in South Los Angeles (Attendance: 46,946)

LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor beat Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 5:00 (Bodyslam) by80.

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TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 over Crusher McCallister at 4:51 (Count Out).

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters pinned M.T. Hedd at 1:59 (Rib Breaker) by 126 (non-title).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake overpowered Petie Rockford at 2:30 (Sleeper) by 150.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won over Percy the Pompous at 2:37 (Cross-Armbar) by 109

(non-title).VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III bested VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Bane at 29:46 (Big

Splash) by 3.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake beat EDGE: Extacee Emu at 9:54 (European Uppercut) by 32.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake defeated Hungry Hungry Horace at 2:42 (Cobra Clutch) by

151.

Card 27: Held in Sioux Falls (Attendance: 34,287)

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake pinned Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 1:49 (European Upper-cut) by 80.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson decked Crusher McCallister at 2:35 (Big Splash) by 84.

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz bested M.T. Hedd at 6:34 (Rib Breaker) by 80.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake defeated Frank the Ferocious at 6:58 (European Uppercut) by

77.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters overpowered Charlie “The Cheetah” Eastman at 3:13 (Cross-

Armbar) by 64 (non-title).East Coast title: VIRUS/FMY: Hardcore Harrison pinned VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection”

F.B.III at 17:09 (Big Splash) by 7.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake won over EDGE: The Hungarian Tickler at 4:16 (Cobra Clutch)

by 59.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over Jason Adams, Jr. at 2:10 (Disqualification: used steel

chair).

Card 28: Held in the Bronx (Attendance: 46,436)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown destroyed Mr. Wrestler at 2:10 (Cobra Clutch) by 130.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over Crusher McCallister at 18:55 (Disqualification: hit ref).

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III bested M.T. Hedd at 3:14 (Rib Breaker) by 80.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake won over The Mad Powerbomber at 1:04 (Bodyslam) by 101.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters beat Big Bruiser at 4:29 (Rib Breaker) by 114 (non-title).TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo outmuscled VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III at

28:18 (Poultry Punch) by 1 (Guest Referee: The Friendly Giant).TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 tied VIRUS: The Wild Warrior at 3:28

(Double Disqualification) (TOURNY, rematch).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake decked Buddy Frosh at 1:30 (European Uppercut) by 94.

Card 29: Held in Lincoln (Attendance: 34,951)

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over Mr. Wrestler at 9:58 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent) (non-title).

LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor over Crusher McCallister at 1:29 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar destroyed M.T. Hedd at 6:26 (Cross-Armbar) by 80.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over Marko “Kick and Punch” Markowitz at 1:05 (Disqualifica-

tion: used rope to choke) (non-title).“Sequoia” Rex Splinters bested Lennie Ferguson at 2:33 (Rib Breaker) by 112 (non-

title).VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III tied TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark at

3:56 (Double Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson drew IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell

Sparks at 7:17 (Double Count Out) (TOURNY).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake outmuscled Gargantula at 3:12 (European Uppercut) by 91.

Card 30: Held in Kalamazoo (Attendance: 39,958)

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz outmuscled Mr. Wrestler at 0:17 (Cobra Clutch) by 135.

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake beat Crusher McCallister at 6:45 (5-Star Destroyer) by 88.LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk outmuscled M.T. Hedd at 4:27 (Fallaway Slam) by 76.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz outmuscled Marko “Kick and Punch” Markowitz

at 1:02 (Flying Dropkick) by 143.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters overpowered Reggie O’Toole at 3:27 (Cross-Armbar) by 72

(non-title).

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman” Ernest Ahab outmuscled VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III at 29:02 (Fisherman Beer-Plex) by 2.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson won over LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor at 29:01 (Big Splash) by 4.

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake overpowered Ricky “The Lizard” Steamroller at 1:42 (Euro-pean Uppercut) by 79.

Card 31: Held in Joliet (Attendance: 40,623)

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III defeated Mr. Wrestler at 1:28 (Cobra Clutch) by 135.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown bested Tyler D. Wurst at 5:35 (Big Boot)

by 80.TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta outmuscled M.T. Hedd at 2:06 (Bodyslam) by 135.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III defeated Marko “Kick and Punch” Markowitz at 2:18 (Flying

Dropkick) by 143.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters defeated Samuel B. Sorry at 6:23 (Cross-Armbar) by 92 (non-

title).VIRUS/VD: F.B.III from Proctology annihilated PA: One Man Wrecking Crew at 29:48

(Superplex) by 1 (Guest Referee: LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake beat TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson at

27:24 (5-Star Destroyer) by 4 (non-title).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake decked Bulk Brogan at 4:09 (European Uppercut) by 64.

Card 32: Held in Echo (Attendance: 38,892)

TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar destroyed Mr. Wrestler at 0:42 (Sleeper) by 137.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won over Tyler D. Wurst at 0:48 (Sleeper) by 137 (non-title).TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 over M.T. Hedd at 7:11 (Disqualification:

used brass knuckles).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok pinned Marko “Kick and Punch”

Markowitz at 0:35 (Suplex) by 109.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters outmuscled Zee Strangler at 2:49 (Cross-Armbar) by 98 (non-

title).VIRUS/VD: Dr. F.B. outmuscled PA: Ripper Robertson at 28:56 (Big Splash) by 1 (Guest

Referee: LPPF: Sly Guy Scott Warner).Southwest title: IMT/ARMY: “Death Trooper” Wardell Byers destroyed TBABIT/RAB-

BIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson at 29:32 (Ultraviolent Boot) by 5.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake beat The Mug Smasher at 1:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 106.

Card 33: Held in Columbus (Attendance: 44,318)

LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk won over Mr. Wrestler at 0:47 (Big Splash) by 131.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz pinned Tyler D. Wurst at 0:22 (Big Splash) by

147.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson destroyed M.T. Hedd at 0:21 (Euro-

pean Uppercut) by 125.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake beat Marko “Kick and Punch” Markowitz at 1:55 (Chicken-

wing) by 139.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won over Edgar Allan Bonebreaker at 2:09 (Rib Breaker) by

126 (non-title).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson overpowered VIRUS/VD: “The

Prodigy” F.B.III at 18:51 (Big Splash) by 6.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson drew TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisher-

man” Ernest Ahab at 2:19 (Double Count Out) (burning bush).VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Blood over Lowlife Louie at 2:11 (Count Out).

Card 34: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 45,564)

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta decked Mr. Wrestler at 1:10 (Figure Four) by 133.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III bested Tyler D. Wurst at 2:20 (Big Splash) by 150.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok decked M.T. Hedd at 2:32 (Ankle

Lock) by 128.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over Luke “Has-Been” Sanders at 3:42 (Count Out) (non-title).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake outmuscled “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 29:35 (5-Star

Destroyer) by 4.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over IMT/ARMY: Jeff Chambers in a Dress at 7:44 (Count

Out).LPPF: Dominant Factor Chaos destroyed TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham

Wilson at 27:51 (Superplex) by 1 (Guest Referee: Ricky “The Lizard” Steamroller).PA: Ripper Robertson overpowered VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Bane at 27:03 (Rest in

Pieces) by 4.

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Card 35: Held in Vancouver (Attendance: 46,805)

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 bested Mr. Wrestler at 0:42 (Superplex) by 135.

TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar pinned Tyler D. Wurst at 0:44 (Sleeper) by 144.LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor pinned M.T. Hedd at 1:58 (Chickenwing) by 129.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III won over Luke “Has-Been” Sanders at 3:08 (Rib Breaker) by 74.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won over Lenny K. at 0:37 (Stump Puller) by 139 (non-title).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok bested Rasslin’ Bobo Branson at

3:23 (Suplex) by 59.LPPF/FRM-16: Golden Banini won over PA: One Man Wrecking Crew at 23:20 (Peeled

Piledriver) by 6.VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Blood pinned PA: One Man Wrecking Crew at 27:46 (Big

Splash) by 1 (Guest Referee: IMT/ARMY: “Death Trooper” Wardell Byers).

Card 36: Held in Omaha (Attendance: 48,521)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson defeated Mr. Wrestler at 2:32 (Sleeper) by 130.

LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk outmuscled Tyler D. Wurst at 2:27 (Sure Shot) by 148.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake pinned M.T. Hedd at 0:20 (Cross-Armbar) by 129.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok destroyed Luke “Has-Been” Sanders

at 3:54 (Ankle Lock) by 92.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters bested The Incredible Jason at 0:57 (Cobra Clutch) by 168

(non-title).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake destroyed Rasslin’ Bobo Branson at 2:39 (European Upper-

cut) by 55.LPPF/FRM-16: Golden Banini won over PA: Madman Max Mayhem at 29:44 (Peeled

Piledriver) by 3.PA: Ripper Robertson pinned VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Blood at 29:40 (Rest in Pieces)

by 3.

Card 37: Held in San Diego (Attendance: 45,433)

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok won over Mr. Wrestler at 0:47 (Sleeper) by 130.

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta over Tyler D. Wurst at 4:35 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown won over Pond Scum at 4:20 (Big Boot) by53.

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake bested Luke “Has-Been” Sanders at 6:04 (Cross-Armbar) by 93.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters destroyed Lowlife Louie at 1:59 (Stump Puller) by 152 (non-title).

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok won over The Grouch at 3:28 (Suplex) by 78.

LPPF/FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox beat PA: One Man Wrecking Crew at 16:31 (LMFO)by 7.

TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo beat PA: One Man Wrecking Crew at 29:34 (PoultryPunch) by 4.

Card 38: Held in Vienna (Attendance: 36,960)

LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor over Mr. Wrestler at 7:22 (Disqualification: used beltto hit opponent).

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 pinned Tyler D. Wurst at 1:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 150.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters bested Pond Scum at 2:13 (Rib Breaker) by 108 (non-title).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown over Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 11:12

(Disqualification: used powder).“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won over Lazer at 2:21 (Stump Puller) by 143 (non-title).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake pinned The Grouch at 2:12 (Chickenwing) by 105.Southeast title: LPPF/FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox bested PA: Madman Max May-

hem at 29:52 (LMFO) by 4.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark outmuscled PA: One Man Wrecking

Crew at 29:59 (Natty Iceburg) by 3.

Card 39: Held in Sacramento (Attendance: 39,030)

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake defeated Mr. Wrestler at 0:23 (Sleeper) by 135.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson pinned Tyler D. Wurst at 2:05 (Big

Splash) by 147.

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz destroyed Pond Scum at 4:58 (Rib Breaker) by 61.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 11:38 (Count Out) (non-title).

VIRUS/FMY: Hardcore Harrison destroyed “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 27:39 (Big Splash) by 5 (non-title).

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok destroyed Smiley at 6:37 (Suplex) by 90.

LPPF/FRM-16: Charming Chico outmuscled PA: One Man Wrecking Crew at 24:28 (Fly-ing Dropkick) by 9 (non-title).

LPPF: Dominant Factor Chaos beat PA: One Man Wrecking Crew at 24:29 (Superplex) by 6.

Card 40: Held in Buffalo (Attendance: 31,106)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown pinned Karatiken at 3:37 (Big Boot) by 61.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok destroyed Tyler D. Wurst at 2:50

(Suplex) by 88.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III won over Pond Scum at 3:53 (Rib Breaker) by 61.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz annihilated Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 4:08

(Ankle Lock) by 123.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won over The Uglifier at 2:58 (Ankle Lock) by 113 (non-title).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake decked Smiley at 2:58 (European Uppercut) by 86.LPPF/FRM-16: Charming Chico overpowered PA: Madman Max Mayhem at 23:25

(Lucky Strike) by 6 (non-title).TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo defeated PA: Madman Max Mayhem at 28:29

(Poultry Punch) by 1 (Guest Referee: The Clasher).

Card 41: Held in Garden City (Attendance: 33,992)

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters overpowered Karatiken at 3:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 62 (non-title).

LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor decked Tyler D. Wurst at 0:27 (Figure Four) by 133.“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker bested Pond Scum at 5:54 (Cross-Armbar) by 56.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III annihilated Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 3:23 (Ankle Lock) by

123.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over Buddy Frosh at 14:25 (Count Out) (non-title).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok bested The Friendly Giant at 4:35

(Suplex) by 70.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake overpowered Mike Massacre at 4:25 (European Uppercut) by

46.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman” Ernest Ahab overpowered PA: Madman Max May-

hem at 29:38 (Fisherman Beer-Plex) by 2.

Card 42: Held in Jersey City (Attendance: 34,391)

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz annihilated Karatiken at 3:50 (Rib Breaker) by 69.

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake annihilated Tyler D. Wurst at 2:40 (5-Star Destroyer) by 151.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar over Pond Scum at 4:42 (Disqualification: nail file).“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker over Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 2:39 (Count Out).“Sequoia” Rex Splinters decked Ricky “The Lizard” Steamroller at 2:58 (Cross-Armbar)

by 76 (non-title).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake destroyed The Friendly Giant at 4:47 (European Uppercut) by

66.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake beat LTD: The Night Walker at 4:21 (Chickenwing) by 53.LPPF: Dominant Factor Chaos annihilated PA: Madman Max Mayhem at 28:02 (Super-

plex) by 3.

Card 43: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 35,665)

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III decked Karatiken at 2:32 (Rib Breaker) by 69.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown decked Buddy Drummond at 4:57 (Back-

breaker) by 109.LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk over Pond Scum at 10:16 (Disqualification: nail file).TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar over Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 12:46 (Count Out).VIRUS/VD: F.B.III from the C.D.C. outmuscled VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher”

Johnson at 28:28 (Superplex) by 1 (Guest Referee: LTD: Dopey the Psycho Clown).“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker outmuscled Wesley Chopps at 4:58 (Cross-Armbar) by

103.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko bested VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Bane

at 29:10 (The Diss Track) by 3 (non-title).

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TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo drew PA: Ripper Robertson at 2:57 (Double Count Out).

Card 44: Held in Miami (Attendance: 33,906)

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker beat Karatiken at 3:19 (Cross-Armbar) by 64.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters decked Buddy Drummond at 7:00 (Cross-Armbar) by 49 (non-

title).TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta beat Pond Scum at 5:02 (Chickenwing) by 64.LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk beat Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 1:06 (European Upper-

cut) by 118.LPPF: Dominant Factor Anarchy decked VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson

at 29:51 (Superplex) by 4.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok outmuscled Wesley Chopps at 3:28

(Suplex) by 108.IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks beat LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor at 29:34

(Pothole Filler) by 4.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman” Ernest Ahab bested PA: Ripper Robertson at 27:58

(Fisherman Beer-Plex) by 1 (Guest Referee: Lenny K.).

Card 45: Held in Helsinki (Attendance: 33,233)

TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar overpowered Karatiken at 7:56 (Cross-Armbar) by 69.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz overpowered Buddy Drummond at 6:39 (Rib

Breaker) by 56.TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 over Pond Scum at 0:42 (Disqualification:

used belt to hit opponent).TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta annihilated Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 0:50 (Bodyslam) by

126.LPPF: Sly Guy Scott Warner overpowered VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher” John-

son at 28:25 (Superplex) by 3.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake pinned Wesley Chopps at 4:23 (European Uppercut) by 104.IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks annihilated VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Bane at

28:10 (Pothole Filler) by 5.LPPF: Dominant Factor Chaos decked PA: Ripper Robertson at 29:46 (Superplex) by 2.

Card 46: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 39,650)

LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk beat Karatiken at 2:44 (Fallaway Slam) by 65.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III overpowered Buddy Drummond at 3:53 (Rib Breaker) by 56.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson defeated Pond Scum at 7:34 (Cross-

Armbar) by 55.TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 decked Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 3:09

(Ankle Lock) by 123.“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker pinned VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson

at 24:12 (Tree Top Drop) by 9 (non-title).PA: Superior Rob Legacy won over LPPF: Dominant Factor Anarchy at 28:07 (Legacy

Plex) by 1 (Guest Referee: The Friendly Giant).IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks beat PA: Madman Max Mayhem at 28:26 (Pothole

Filler) by 2.VIRUS/Luniz: The #1 Fan of ? and VIRUS/VD: F.B.III from the C.D.C.* destroyed

VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson* and VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III at 19:27 (Rib Breaker) by 11.

Card 47: Held in Cancun (Attendance: 35,155)

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta outmuscled Karatiken at 5:29 (Chickenwing) by 72.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar won over Buddy Drummond at 7:34 (Cross-Armbar) by

56.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok annihilated Pond Scum at 3:10

(Suplex) by 61.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson beat Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at

2:50 (European Uppercut) by 116.LPPF: Dominant Factor War annihilated VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson

at 24:35 (Superplex) by 9 (non-title).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake defeated LPPF: Dominant Factor Anarchy at 27:17 (5-Star

Destroyer) by 5.IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N.

Clark at 28:45 (Pothole Filler) by 2.VIRUS/Luniz: “The Joker” M.J.* and VIRUS/VD: “The Prodigy” F.B.III beat VIRUS/Luniz:

Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson and VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III* at 12:07 (BigSplash) by 16.

Card 48: Held in Sarasota (Attendance: 45,545)

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 defeated Karatiken at 5:13 (Fallaway Slam) by 69.

LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk beat Buddy Drummond at 3:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 111.LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor won over Pond Scum at 2:02 (Chickenwing) by 111.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok beat Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at

2:37 (Ankle Lock) by 119.LPPF/FRM-16: Golden Banini won over VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson

at 16:43 (Peeled Piledriver) by 6.LPPF: Dominant Factor Anarchy drew PA: Ripper Robertson at 2:42 (Double Disqualifi-

cation).Rocky Mountains title: LPPF: Dominant Factor Chaos won over IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull”

Kordell Sparks at 27:29 (Superplex) by 1 (Guest Referee: LPPF/FRM-16: Blue Ban-dito).

TV Tag-team titles: VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. S. Knuttz and VIRUS/VD: F.B.III from Proctol-ogy* over VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson* and VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III at 11:25 (Count Out).

Card 49: Held in Pasadena (Attendance: 36,795)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson pinned Karatiken at 4:56 (Cross-Arm-bar) by 63.

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta defeated Buddy Drummond at 0:59 (Superplex) by 126.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake overpowered Pond Scum at 2:31 (European Uppercut) by 57.LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor over Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 10:15 (Disqualifi-

cation: loaded elbow pad).LPPF/FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox annihilated VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher”

Johnson at 19:24 (LMFO) by 7.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar pinned LPPF: Badd Co. Rock Warner at 15:41 (Big Splash)

by 6.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok pinned Percy the Pompous at 3:09

(Suplex) by 116.VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Bane and Brain Buster Blood* decked VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell

“The Butcher” Johnson and VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III* at 14:52 (Big Splash) by 12.

Card 50: Held in Mexicali (Attendance: 40,536)

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over Karatiken at 4:54 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 beat Buddy Drummond at 3:40 (Fallaway

Slam) by 56.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters outmuscled Wrestlemaniac at 2:09 (Stump Puller) by 106

(non-title).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 5:48 (Disqualification: tied

opponent up).LPPF/FRM-16: Charming Chico decked VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson

at 19:02 (Lucky Strike) by 9 (non-title).LPPF: Badd Co. Rock Warner beat TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson at

28:29 (Superplex) by 1 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Extacee Emu).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok destroyed Charlie “The Cheetah”

Eastman at 7:27 (Suplex) by 71.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar* and EP Masta annihilated VIRUS/Luniz: The #1 Fan of ?*

and VIRUS/VD: F.B.III from the C.D.C. at 28:21 (Big Splash) by 5.

Card 51: Held in Montreal (Attendance: 31,833)

LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor won over Karatiken at 4:28 (Bodyslam) by 65.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson destroyed Buddy Drummond at 3:02

(Superplex) by 108.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over Wrestlemaniac at 0:47 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown bested Curt Wyatt at 1:56 (Sleeper) by 84.LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor annihilated VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher”

Johnson at 27:18 (Superplex) by 1 (Guest Referee: Dream of the Endless).LPPF: Badd Co. Rock Warner overpowered IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks at

27:24 (Superplex) by 1 (Guest Referee: TBABIT/RABBIT: Hostile Takeover).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok overpowered Big Bruiser at 1:33

(Ankle Lock) by 116.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar* and EP Masta decked VIRUS/Luniz: “The Joker” M.J.*

and VIRUS/VD: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at 19:47 (Big Splash) by 9.

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Card 52: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 31,512)

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake beat Karatiken at 7:44 (European Uppercut) by 65.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over Buddy Drummond at 4:41 (Dis-

qualification: pushed ref).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over Wrestlemaniac at 6:23 (Count Out).“Sequoia” Rex Splinters outmuscled Curt Wyatt at 2:23 (Cobra Clutch) by 84 (non-

title).Mid-Atlantic title: VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake pinned VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The

Butcher” Johnson at 22:48 (5-Star Destroyer) by 9.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake defeated LPPF: Badd Co. Rock Warner at 28:41 (5-Star

Destroyer) by 3.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok destroyed Lennie Ferguson at 7:17

(Suplex) by 66.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar* and EP Masta overpowered VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. S. Knuttz*

and VIRUS/VD: F.B.III from Proctology at 29:15 (Big Splash) by 5.

Card 53: Held in Lisbon (Attendance: 37,978)

VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Blood outmuscled Karatiken at 3:48 (Suplex) by 62.LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor pinned Buddy Drummond at 3:43 (Bodyslam) by 52.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown destroyed Brick Brogan at 3:05 (Bodys-

lam) by 105.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over Curt Wyatt at 6:20 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo annihilated VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The Butcher”

Johnson at 29:05 (Poultry Punch) by 4.LPPF: Badd Co. Rock Warner bested PA: Madman Max Mayhem at 27:25 (Superplex)

by 3.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok won over Reggie O’Toole at 1:30

(Suplex) by 79.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar* and EP Masta bested VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The

Butcher” Johnson and VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III* at 9:52 (Big Splash) by 25.

Card 54: Held in Pahrump (Attendance: 45,532)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown overpowered Lumpface at 3:46 (Rib Breaker) by 103.

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake decked Buddy Drummond at 3:45 (European Uppercut) by 52.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters destroyed Brick Brogan at 3:25 (Rib Breaker) by 104 (non-title).

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III over Curt Wyatt at 3:27 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark overpowered VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell

“The Butcher” Johnson at 29:31 (Natty Iceburg) by 3.LPPF: Badd Co. Rock Warner destroyed PA: Ripper Robertson at 27:32 (Superplex) by

2.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok destroyed Samuel B. Sorry at 4:52

(Suplex) by 99.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar* and EP Masta bested VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Bane and

Brain Buster Blood* at 12:03 (Big Splash) by 13.

Card 55: Held in New Orleans (Attendance: 45,636)

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters decked Lumpface at 4:57 (Ankle Lock) by 103 (non-title).VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Blood over Buddy Drummond at 27:46 (Count Out).VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz overpowered Brick Brogan at 5:36 (Rib Breaker)

by 80.LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk outmuscled Curt Wyatt at 4:04 (Sleeper) by 85.VIRUS/Luniz: The #1 Fan of ? annihilated PA: One Man Wrecking Crew at 27:16 (Big

Splash) by 5.PA: Superior Rob Legacy decked LPPF: Sly Guy Scott Warner at 28:16 (Legacy Plex) by

2.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok beat Zee Strangler at 2:13 (European

Uppercut) by 149.TV Six-man titles: LPPF/FRM-16: Blue Bandito, Casual Bart*, and Oswald Funk over

Karatiken, Buddy Drummond, and The Clasher* at 14:32 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).

Card 56: Held in Watts (Attendance: 49,165)

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz won over Lumpface at 0:43 (Flying Dropkick) by 112.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown over The Clasher at 5:35 (Disqualification:hit ref).

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III defeated Brick Brogan at 4:44 (Rib Breaker) by 80.TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta decked Curt Wyatt at 2:35 (Brainbuster) by 84.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz destroyed Wesley Chopps at 1:52 (Rib Breaker)

by 108.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake overpowered LPPF: Sly Guy Scott Warner at 20:18 (5-Star

Destroyer) by 6.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok destroyed Edgar Allan Bonebreaker

at 1:21 (Ankle Lock) by 128.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar, EP Masta, and 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110* bested

LPPF/FRM-16: Blue Bandito, Casual Bart*, and Oswald Funk at 27:38 (Cobra Clutch)by 5.

Card 57: Held in Cheyenne (Attendance: 45,441)

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III outmuscled Lumpface at 4:09 (Flying Dropkick) by 112.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters pinned The Clasher at 2:42 (Flying Dropkick) by 141 (non-

title).TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar annihilated Brick Brogan at 3:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 80.TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 over Curt Wyatt at 3:20 (Count Out).VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz annihilated PA: The Enforcer Dan Darkside at

27:21 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.LPPF: Sly Guy Scott Warner pinned PA: One Man Wrecking Crew at 29:02 (Superplex)

by 3.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake overpowered IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dres-

nok at 29:30 (5-Star Destroyer) by 2.League Six-man titles: LPPF/FRM-16: Golden Banini, Ancient Mystery Fox*, and

Charming Chico defeated TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar, EP Masta, and 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110* at 28:23 (LMFO) by 1 (Guest Referee: VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infec-tion” F.B.III).

Card 58: Held in Everglades City (Attendance: 48,515)

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker defeated Lumpface at 0:30 (Ankle Lock) by 105.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over The Clasher at 9:44 (Disqualification:

refused to break choke).LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk over Brick Brogan at 19:49 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson destroyed Curt Wyatt at 2:47 (Cobra

Clutch) by 84.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz destroyed Percy the Pompous at 1:03 (Rib

Breaker) by 116.PA: Ripper Robertson pinned LPPF: Sly Guy Scott Warner at 27:23 (Rest in Pieces) by 1

(Guest Referee: PA: The Enforcer Dan Darkside).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok overpowered Monstro at 3:51

(Suplex) by 86.LPPF/FRM-16: Golden Banini, Ancient Mystery Fox*, and Charming Chico outmuscled

LPPF/FRM-16: Blue Bandito, Casual Bart*, and Oswald Funk at 22:30 (LMFO) by 6.

Card 59: Held in Back of the Yards (Attendance: 47,324)

TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar beat Lumpface at 1:51 (Bodyslam) by 110.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III over The Clasher at 3:06 (Disqualification: used belt to hit

opponent).TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta decked Brick Brogan at 2:59 (Chickenwing) by 83.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over Curt Wyatt at 5:41 (Count Out).VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz annihilated Charlie “The Cheetah” Eastman at

3:13 (Rib Breaker) by 71.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake overpowered PA: The Hitman Mike Van Cleve at 16:22 (Cobra

Clutch) by 7.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok annihilated E.Z. Pickens at 1:36

(Cobra Clutch) by 156.

Card 60: Held in Sialkot (Attendance: 32,222)

LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk annihilated Lumpface at 4:49 (Flying Dropkick) by 107.“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker bested The Clasher at 2:27 (Flying Dropkick) by 143.TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 defeated Brick Brogan at 3:46 (Ankle

Lock) by 110.LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor decked Curt Wyatt at 3:47 (Cobra Clutch) by 80.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz defeated Leon “The Lion” Eastman at 5:09 (Rib

Breaker) by 97.

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Great Lakes title: “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker won over PA: Superior Rob Legacy at 29:23 (Tree Top Drop) by 4.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok beat Lazer at 1:51 (Dresnok the Enemy!) by 145.

Card 61: Held in Austin (Attendance: 46,462)

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta over Lumpface at 3:50 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar destroyed The Clasher at 1:39 (Rib Breaker) by 148.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson over Brick Brogan at 3:18 (Count

Out).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over Curt Wyatt at 5:02 (Count Out).VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz overpowered Big Bruiser at 1:25 (Ankle Lock) by

120.PA: Superior Rob Legacy beat LPPF/FRM-16: Blue Bandito at 28:01 (Legacy Plex) by 2.Pacific Northwest title: IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok outmus-

cled PA: One Man Wrecking Crew at 21:57 (Dresnok the Enemy!) by 7.

Card 62: Held in Macao (Attendance: 45,322)

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 decked Lumpface at 1:23 (Flying Drop-kick) by 112.

LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk decked The Clasher at 1:41 (Rib Breaker) by 143.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok defeated Brick Brogan at 6:35

(Suplex) by 80.VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Blood defeated Curt Wyatt at 3:44 (Brainbuster) by 75.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz pinned Lennie Ferguson at 7:37 (Rib Breaker) by

66.PA: Superior Rob Legacy beat LPPF/FRM-16: Casual Bart at 29:10 (Legacy Plex) by 1

(Guest Referee: Rufus X.).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok pinned Grant “Wishes” Wellington

at 2:24 (Suplex) by 117.

Card 63: Held in Lynchburg (Attendance: 45,746)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson outmuscled Lumpface at 1:24 (FlyingDropkick) by 105.

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta over The Clasher at 4:33 (Count Out).LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor overpowered Brick Brogan at 1:51 (Chickenwing) by

107.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters overpowered TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse at

28:37 (Stump Puller) by 3.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz decked Reggie O’Toole at 5:41 (Rib Breaker) by

79.LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk overpowered PA: Superior Rob Legacy at 29:28 (Sure

Shot) by 1 (Guest Referee: The Friendly Giant).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok overpowered “Special Delivery” Pete

Za at 3:12 (Suplex) by 71.

Card 64: Held in Gulf Shores (Attendance: 34,042)

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok pinned Lumpface at 4:33 (Suplex) by59.

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 beat The Clasher at 1:22 (Chickenwing) by148.

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake overpowered Brick Brogan at 2:45 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse defeated VIRUS/Luniz: Mitchell “The

Butcher” Johnson at 29:03 (Converse Paradise) by 2.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz beat Home Run Kid at 4:18 (Rib Breaker) by 73.PA: Superior Rob Legacy destroyed LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor at 27:38 (Legacy

Plex) by 4.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok outmuscled “Mr. Clean” Scrubber

McGee at 5:50 (Suplex) by 58.

Card 65: Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 47,424)

LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor over Lumpface at 3:48 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson annihilated The Clasher at 2:46 (Rib

Breaker) by 141.VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Blood over Brick Brogan at 4:29 (Count Out).

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse bested VIRUS/Luniz: “The Joker” M.J. at 12:26 (Converse Paradise) by 15.

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over Samuel B. Sorry at 4:52 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake annihilated PA: Superior Rob Legacy at 29:36 (5-Star Destroyer) by 4.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok won over Champanzee at 4:34 (Suplex) by 94.

Card 66: Held in Hong Kong (Attendance: 49,391)

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake destroyed Lumpface at 3:45 (Chickenwing) by 108.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko defeated The Clasher at 2:18 (Euro-

pean Uppercut) by 143 (non-title).“Sequoia” Rex Splinters decked The Handlebar Mustache Man at 3:46 (Flying Drop-

kick) by 103 (non-title).VIRUS/VD: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III destroyed TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Con-

verse at 28:55 (Big Splash) by 1 (Guest Referee: Gargantula).VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz defeated Zee Strangler at 1:41 (Rib Breaker) by

105.PA: Superior Rob Legacy outmuscled VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Blood at 27:06 (Legacy

Plex) by 4.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok overpowered Hungry Hungry Horace

at 2:14 (Cobra Clutch) by 146.

Card 67: Held in Rotterdam (Attendance: 49,801)

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake pinned George P. Finkle at 1:06 (Cobra Clutch) by 110.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok bested The Clasher at 1:41 (Euro-

pean Uppercut) by 141.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake destroyed The Handlebar Mustache Man at 3:40 (Rib

Breaker) by 57.LPPF: Dominant Factor Anarchy annihilated TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Con-

verse at 28:47 (Superplex) by 2.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz overpowered Jason Adams at 3:02 (Flying Drop-

kick) by 81.VIRUS/FMY: Hardcore Harrison pinned PA: Superior Rob Legacy at 29:19 (Big Splash)

by 5 (non-title).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok bested Jason Adams, Jr. at 1:33

(Suplex) by 93.

Card 68: Held in Naples (Attendance: 39,883)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown overpowered The Taxmaster at 4:35 (Bodyslam) by 77.

LPPF: The Mysterious Benefactor defeated The Clasher at 1:59 (Big Boot) by 141.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters defeated Igor Zugood at 5:54 (Cross-Armbar) by 78 (non-title).LPPF: Sly Guy Scott Warner decked TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse at

28:55 (Superplex) by 1 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: The Wild Warrior).VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz destroyed Scrubasaurus at 3:18 (Flying Drop-

kick) by 102.PA: Superior Rob Legacy defeated TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo at 28:48 (Legacy

Plex) by 1 (Guest Referee: Pond Scum).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok beat Buddy Frosh at 4:21 (Suplex) by

98.

Card 69: Held in London (Attendance: 36,264)

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters annihilated The Taxmaster at 6:19 (Rib Breaker) by 76 (non-title).

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake over The Clasher at 6:35 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III pinned Igor Zugood at 4:11 (Rib Breaker) by 85.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar defeated TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse at

22:38 (Big Splash) by 10 (non-title).VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz destroyed Edgar Allan Bonebreaker at 5:01 (Rib

Breaker) by 78.PA: Superior Rob Legacy bested TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark at 29:11

(Legacy Plex) by 2.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok beat Gargantula at 5:17 (Suplex) by

95.

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Card 70: Held in Augusta (Attendance: 49,975)

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz defeated The Taxmaster at 6:04 (Rib Breaker) by 55.

VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster Blood over The Clasher at 16:08 (Disqualification: used steel chair).

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok defeated Igor Zugood at 4:22 (Suplex) by 85.

LPPF/FRM-16: Blue Bandito destroyed TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse at 27:31 (TKO via Shove) by 1 (Guest Referee: TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes).

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz defeated E.Z. Pickens at 2:02 (Rib Breaker) by 85.

PA: Superior Rob Legacy tied TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman” Ernest Ahab (Time Limit).

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok beat Vince Vance at 3:32 (Suplex) by 94.

Card 71: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 47,857)

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III overpowered The Taxmaster at 3:25 (Rib Breaker) by 55.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown won over Bigfoot Smith at 2:15 (Bodys-

lam) by 126.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake decked Igor Zugood at 1:34 (European Uppercut) by 81.LPPF/FRM-16: Casual Bart bested TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse at

28:00 (Bart Buster) by 2.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz destroyed Lowlife Louie at 1:23 (Big Splash) by

152.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar decked “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker at 28:04 (Big

Splash) by 3.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake defeated Percy the Pompous at 1:51 (European Uppercut) by

112.

Card 72: Held in East Chicago (Attendance: 34,990)

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker bested The Taxmaster at 4:11 (Rib Breaker) by 78.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters beat Bigfoot Smith at 2:37 (Rib Breaker) by 125 (non-title).VIRUS/FMY: Hardcore Harrison defeated Igor Zugood at 5:08 (European Uppercut) by

81.Northeast title: LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk won over TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragon-

heart” Rey Converse at 28:22 (Sure Shot) by 4.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz annihilated Lazer at 1:11 (Big Splash) by 143.“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker outmuscled IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin

Sisko at 18:15 (Tree Top Drop) by 6 (non-title).VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake decked Charlie “The Cheetah” Eastman at 6:25 (European

Uppercut) by 67.

Card 73: Held in Houston (Attendance: 45,650)

TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar over The Taxmaster at 3:01 (Count Out).VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz decked Bigfoot Smith at 1:05 (Flying Dropkick)

by 108.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III over Lance Van Bargain at 1:04 (Disqualification: loaded elbow

pad).TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse destroyed LPPF: The Mysterious Bene-

factor at 29:56 (Converse Paradise) by 1 (Guest Referee: VIRUS/FMY: Hardcore Har-rison).

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz beat Private Lee Talking at 0:19 (Cobra Clutch) by 129.

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker decked IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks at 29:59 (Tree Top Drop) by 4 (non-title).

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake destroyed Leon “The Lion” Eastman at 4:10 (European Uppercut) by 93.

Card 74: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 30,656)

LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk annihilated The Taxmaster at 5:54 (Fallaway Slam) by 51.VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III destroyed Bigfoot Smith at 4:01 (Flying Dropkick) by 108.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake decked Lance Van Bargain at 4:50 (Chickenwing) by 85.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse destroyed VIRUS/FMY: Brain Buster

Blood at 29:18 (Converse Paradise) by 1 (Guest Referee: LTD: Death’s Hand).

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz defeated Grant “Wishes” Wellington at 2:45 (RibBreaker) by 117.

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker defeated Edgar Allan Bonebreaker at 2:30 (Rib Breaker)by 128.

VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake won over Big Bruiser at 3:01 (Cross-Armbar) by 117.

Card 75: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 46,428)

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta over The Taxmaster at 7:42 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar bested Bigfoot Smith at 5:44 (Cross-Armbar) by 75.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won over Rufus X. at 1:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 87 (non-title).TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse destroyed PA: One Man Wrecking Crew

at 27:02 (Converse Paradise) by 2.VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz destroyed Champanzee at 2:33 (Cobra Clutch)

by 173.“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker beat PA: Ripper Robertson at 27:47 (Tree Top Drop) by

5.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake decked Lennie Ferguson at 2:45 (Cross-Armbar) by 115.

Card 76: Held in Edinburgh (Attendance: 38,022)

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 outmuscled The Taxmaster at 4:53 (Ankle Lock) by 82.

LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk over Bigfoot Smith at 14:48 (Disqualification: razor in boot).

VIRUS/Luniz: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz defeated Rufus X. at 4:17 (Palm Strike) by 97.PA: Madman Max Mayhem bested TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse at

27:27 (Straight Jacket) by 1 (Guest Referee: Leon “The Lion” Eastman).VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. S. Knuttz drew TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson at

19:13 (Double Count Out).West Coast title: IMT/ARMY: “Dead-Eye” Mondo Lewis overpowered TBABIT/RAB-

BIT: Pat Divebar at 28:56 (Crossfire) by 2.VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake bested Reggie O’Toole at 1:36 (European Uppercut) by 75.

Battle RoyalHeld in Rapid City (Attendance: 47,122)

IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks snatched $1,000 after LPPF/FRM-16: Ancient Mys-tery Fox flipped him out.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok picked up $1,100 when he was flungthrough the ropes by “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker.

LPPF/FRM-16: Casual Bart was paid $1,200 in imaginary money when he was thrown out by IMT/ARMY: “Death Trooper” Wardell Byers.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters picked up $1,300 after LPPF/FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox threw him into the audience.

LPPF/FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox was given $1,400 after being thrown out of the ring by “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker.

LPPF/FRM-16: Blue Bandito picked up $1,500 when he got thrown over the top rope by VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III.

IMT/ARMY: “Death Trooper” Wardell Byers made $1,600 after VIRUS/VD: F.B.III from the C.D.C. catapulted him out.

LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk got $1,700 when he got thrown out of the ring by LPPF/FRM-16: Charming Chico.

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker collected $1,800 when IMT/ARMY: “Dead-Eye” Mondo Lewis hurled him into some fans at ringside.

IMT/ARMY: “Dead-Eye” Mondo Lewis was awarded $1,900 when he got catapulted outside the ring by VIRUS/VD: F.B.III from the C.D.C.

VIRUS/VD: F.B.III from the C.D.C. was awarded $2,000 after VIRUS: Cameron “The Spartan” Hinkley threw him over the turnbuckle.

LPPF/FRM-16: Golden Banini and VIRUS: Cameron “The Spartan” Hinkley were given aquick $2,100 and $2,200, respectively, when both got tossed out by LPPF/FRM-16: Charming Chico.

LPPF/FRM-16: Charming Chico was paid $2,300 when he was thrown out by VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III.

VIRUS/VD: THEE F.B.III won the battle royal and the $30,000 purse.

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By F. B. III ... Undefeated Champion!!! IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok @ 57-0!!!Runner up – “Sequoia” Rex Splinters @ 39-0-1!(Whoever has the most wins of the cycle without a loss wins this event and a free Battle Royal entry!)

Lost Soul!!!TBABIT/RABBIT: The Turkey” Harley Brown @ 3-11-2!!!Runner up – LPPF/FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox @ 12-18-3!(Whoever has the worse win/lose record of the cycle wins this event and a free Battle Royal entry!)

Fastest Pin!!!VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake (X3) won in 15sec!!!Runner up – LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk in 17sec!(Whoever gets the fastest pin of the cycle wins this event and $10,000!)

Total Annihilation!!!“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won by 184 points!!! (runner up last cycle)Runner up – VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake by 179 points! (winner last cycle)(Whoever wins a match by the most points in a cycle wins this event and $10,000!)

King of the Region!Simply sign a match next cycle against tonight's West Coast Champion! Whoever can beat him by the most points wins $25,000! Whoever can beat him the fastest wins $25,000! So you could very well bring home $50,000 if you're the man! Too top it off I will also reward 5 free matches if you manage to win both! If the Champion goes undefeatedhe will take home the $50,000 purse for his dominating efforts!(Main Event matches excluded) Look to this cycles cards or next cycles report for our Southwest competition! Battle for Southeast…LPPF/FRM-16: Oswald Funk went 40-16!PA: Superior Rob Legacy won by 11 in 11:36 too win $50,000 & 5 free matches!!!“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won by 7 too win $25,000!!!

Wrestler of the Cycle goes too… PA: Superior Rob Legacy!!!

DXL news…STRANGLEMANIA 3rd round tonight!!! Due too 1 rematch TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta recieves a free pass to thenext round! Good Luck!!!

Want to see changes? Let me know at [email protected]

Cycle 88.. Cycle 89... Cycle 90...76 cards 82 cards 79 cards

608 matches 651 matches 628 matches50 active 51 active 49 active

28 BR 25 BR 25 BR

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STARS OF THE CYCLE!!!

The wrestlers that have starred 3 cycles in a row or more receives a free Battle Royal entry!Top Stars... (These wrestlers receive free BR entries Cycle #91)1 free match per star after 3 straight!!!No one is worthy this cycle!!!

Gas Money for a payout of $10,000!!!Praise to our fallen heroes out back trying to earn gas $!!!(Wrestlers that star but don't win a Title win this Event and $10,000!!!)IMT/ARMY: “Hood Boss” Rembrandt Halsted, “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker,& TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark!!!

“Summer Blues” cycle #95!

“Redwood” Jack WidowmakerChallengers – ?

VIRUS/Luniz: The #1 Fan of ? & VIRUS: F.B. III from the C.D.C.Challengers – ?

LPPF/FRM-16: Golden Banini, Charming Chico, & Ancient Mystery FoxChallengers – ?

S U P E R S T A R ! ! !(Top Strategy Flow wins 5 free matches!)

Cycle #90... PA: Superior Rob Legacy

had the highest strategy @ 499 winning 5 free matches!!! “Sequoia” Rex Splinters & IMT/ARMY: “MistahDisrespeck” Quentin Sisko had 499 but was outflowed.

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Wrestler of the Month!` (Top strategy average last 3 cycles; only active wrestlers eligible)

1. TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta @ 495.3%! Wins $50,000!!! 2. TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse @ 495%! 3. TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar @ 494.6%!

OLD Bank of DXL… $10,615,00080 free matches in our account

REWARDSLeague Tag & Six-man Champions win 5 free matches every cycle! Tell Kim where you got them!(10 if you held them!)3 free Battle Royal entries, 10 free matches, & $145,000 rewarded tonight!!!

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok wins a free Battle Royal entry cycle #92! TBABIT/RABBIT: The Turkey” Harley Brown wins a free Battle Royal entry cycle #92!LPPF/FRM-16: Charming Chico wins a free Battle Royal entry cycle #92!VIRUS/COH: Mike Drake wins $10,000!“Sequoia” Rex Splinters wins $35,000!PA: Superior Rob Legacy wins $50,000 & 10 free matches! IMT/ARMY: “Hood Boss” Rembrandt Halsted wins $10,000! “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker wins $10,000! TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark wins $10,000!TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta wins $50,000!

$100,000 & 10 free matches added by THEE F.B.III per cycle-$75,000k for rewards

NEW Bank of DXL… $10,540,000 80 free matches in our account

"The Highlight"Ben: "Good evening DXL fans! It's good to be here in DXL to go over last weeks top stories!"Dover: "We have a big controversy with our main event in our PPV Spring Break!" Ben: "I can't believe the commissioner did that!"Dover: "That was crazy but he does have a point. Redwood did have the better strategy!"Ben: "He sure did! However how can you automatically claim victory? The match never took place! There could've been a count out or disqualification!"Dover: "Either way I know Super Ballz will not be happy!"Ben: "Agreed Dover! But he should've made it too the ring if he wanted to keep that title!"Dover: "I can't argue with that. Tonight is the 3rd round of STRANGLEMANIA! We'll have 1 rematch tonight whileEP Masta gets a by into the next round!"Ben: "Definitely an advantage that EP Masta won't waste!"Dover: "PA came out of nowhere and proved they have what it takes to survive the DXL! A very impressive week for them!"Ben: "Yes they did! Rumor has it another legend will be joining DXL tonight! I can't wait to see the carnage!"Dover: "Should be an exciting night for sure! Talk about excitement, did you see Mike Drake? He's now won the Fastest Pin Event 3 weeks straight!"Ben: "That is impressive! Meanwhile him and "Sequoia" Rex Splinters battle back and forth for the Total Annihilation Event!"Dover: "Drake has been hot lately but still doesn't get recognition for wrestler of the cycle."Ben: "I'm sure he will be soon the way he's going! And if he doesn't I'm sure he'll be having words with our commissioner! Well that's all for tonight sports fans; till next week this is Ben..."Dover: "And Dover saying..."Ben/Dover: "Goodnight!'

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THE MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR: “Allow me to introduce myself, Deluxe Wrestling League. I am the Mysterious Benefactor and I will mark this league with a new brand of both justice and generosity that is unlike any other you have seen before. The DXL is where I will give all that I’ve got and take all that I want, for that is in our very nature and none do it better than I. Now the only question that remains is who will step up? Who will step to the plate and test their mettle against the Benefactor? Who will step up and be met with a new level of righteous, to discover the fundamental truth in life that it is, indeed, better to give than to receive? Who will step into the ring with the future of the DXL, the Mysterious Benefactor?”

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31. Hammerlock...............1932. Headbutt....................2433. Headlock....................1734. Hip Toss......................1435. Irish Whip...................1536. Knee Drop..................1337. Knee Lift.....................1838. Knife-Edge Chop.........2239. Lariat..........................2240. Leg Sweep..................1541. Low Blow....................2042. Mongolian Chop.........1343. Monkey Flip.................244. Mounted Punches......2545. Palm Strike.................3046. Pumphandle Slam........447. Rear Naked Choke......1148. Rib Breaker.................2949. Rope Burn..................1150. Savate Kick.................2351. Shoulder Block.............752. Shoulder Breaker........1053. Side Slam......................154. Snapmare.....................755. Spinning Back Fist.......1056. Step-Over Toe Hold......657. Suplex........................2758. Tree of Woe Kicks.........259. Turnbuckle Smash......1260. Wristlock......................3

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10. Catapult.....................1811. Chair Shot..................1612. Chickenwing...............2913. Chokeslam..................1714. Clothesline.................1615. Crescent Kick..............1916. Cross-Armbar.............2717. Double Axehandle........818. Dropkick.......................919. Eagle Split.....................620. Elbow Smash................821. Enzuigiri.......................122. European Uppercut....2623. Eye Gouge....................424. Face Rake.....................925. Fallaway Slam.............2826. Flying Body Press........1227. Flying Dropkick...........2828. Flying Elbow Drop........329. Forearm Smash............530. Full Nelson...................5

61. Atomic Leg Drop.........3862. Backbreaker...............4463. Big Splash...................4464. Boston Crab................4365. Brainbuster................4266. Camel Clutch..............3967. Cobra Clutch...............4568. Cradle Suplex.............4069. Cutter.........................3870. DDT............................3971. Death Valley Driver.....3772. Diving Headbutt.........4073. Figure Four.................4174. Gorilla Press Slam.......3675. Gourdbuster...............3776. Guillotine Choke.........3477. Hurricanrana..............3278. Moonsault..................3279. Neckbreaker...............3480. Piledriver....................3581. Powerbomb................3182. Powerslam.................3683. Scorpion Deathlock....3584. Sleeper.......................4585. Slingshot Suplex.........3386. Spear..........................3387. Spinebuster................4188. Stunner......................3189. Sunset Flip..................4290. Superplex...................43