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 b e a l i f e s a v e r o r a n e m e r g e n c y t o o l f o r s u r v i v a l… 

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No Comments Check out the things that you can do with it:

1 . Emerg ency Number

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find

 yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an

emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to

establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number

112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked!

Try it out… 

2. Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote control

keys ?

This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:

•If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call

someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.

•Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door a nd have the

person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobi le phone on their

end.

• Your car will unlock.

•Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could

 be hundreds of miles away, and if you can re ach someone who has the other “remote”

for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editor’s Note: “It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car

over a cell phone!”  

3. Hidden Battery pow er

Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important

call and you don’t have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve

 battery. To activate, press the keys *3370#. Your cell will restart with

this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This

reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

4. How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

•To check your Mobile phone’s serial number, key in the following digits on your phone:

* # 0 6 #

• A 15 digit code will appear on the screen.

•This number is unique to your h andset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.

• When your phone gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this

code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM

card, your phone will be totally useless.

• You probably won’t get your phone back, but at least you know that

 whoever stole it can’t use/sell it either.

•If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing

mobile phones!!

H e r e a r e s o m e f a c ts o f o u r b e l o v e d p h o n e c o m p a n y  

“N O K I A  ” 

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1) The ringtone “Nokia tune” is actually based on a 19th century guitar work named

“Gran Vals”  by Spanish musician Francisco T?rega. The Nokia Tune was originally 

named“

Grande Valse”

on Nokia phones but was changed to“

Nokia Tune”

around 1998 when it became so well known that people referred to it as the “Nokia Tune.”  

2) The world’s first commercial GSM call was made in 1991 in Helsinki over a Nokia-

supplied network, by Prime Minister of Finland Harri Holkeri, using a Nokia phone.

3) Nokia is currently the world’s largest digital camera manufacturer, as the sales of its

camera-equipped mobile phones have exceeded those of any conventional camera

manufacturer.

4) The “Special” tone available to users of Nokia phones when receiving SMS (text

messages) is actually Morse code for “SMS” . Similarly, the “ Ascending” SMS tone is

Morse code for “Connecting People,” Nokia’s slogan. The “Standard” SMS tone is Morse

code for “M” (Message).

5) The Nokia corporate font (typeface) is the AgfaMonotype Nokia Sans font, originally 

designed by Eric Spiekermann. Its mobile phone User’s Guides Nokia mostly used the Agfa Rotis Sans font.

6) In Asia, the digit 4 never appears in any Nokia handset model number, because 4 is

considered unlucky in many parts of Southeast/East Asia.

7) Nokia was listed as the 20th most admirable company worldwide in Fortune ’s list of 

2006 (1st in network communications, 4th non-US company).

8. Unlike other modern day handsets, Nokia phones do not automatically start the call

timer when the call is connected, but start it when the call is initiated. (Except for Series

60 based handsets like the Nokia 6600)

9) Nokia is sometimes called aikon (Nokia backwards) by non-Nokia mobile phone users

and by mobile software developers, because “aikon” is used in various SDK software

packages, including Nokia’s own Symbian S60 SDK.

10) The name of the town of Nokia originated from the river which flowed through the

town. The river itself, Nokianvirta, was named after the old Finnish word originally 

meaning sable, later pine marten. A species of this small, black-furred predatory animal

 was once found in the region, but it is now extinct.

 

K h a r e e d o N o w Y a P a c h h t a a o… 

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No Comments Nokia India announced Diw al i of fer “Khareedo Now Ya Pachhtaao”. 

Buy a new Nokia mobile phone this Diwali and win up to Rs. 10 lacs as cash back*. This

offer is applicable to selected Nokia mobile phones Nokia 5030/5130/5800 Xpress Music,

2330/2700/6700 Classic, Nokia E63 and Nokia N97.

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D i w a l i S c r a p s 

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 As the candlelight flame,

Ur life may always be happiness’ claim;

 As the mountain high,

U move without sigh;

like the white linen flair,

Purity is always an affair;

 As sunshine creates morning glory,

fragrance fills years as flory;

 with the immaculate eternal smile,

attached to u mile after mile;

 All darkness is far away,

 As light is on its way;

 Wish all of u a very happy diwali.

 

D i w a l i G r e e t i n g s S M S 

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Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,

ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,

 vishvas se bante hai Rishte,

aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,

 Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

 

D e e p a w a l i G r e e t i n g s 

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Is diwali pe humari dua hai k apka har sapnna pura ho,

duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,

shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

 

D i w a l i G r e e t i n g M e s s a g e s 

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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,

Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka….

Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,

Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,

ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho… 

Happy Diwali

D i p a w a l i G r e e t i n g s 

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 Advance HAPPY DIWALI !

Be careful from other duplicate wishers.

I am the only au thorized ISO 9001-2009 certified distributor of Deepavali wishes!

 

D h a n t e r a s S M S 

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The truth is that existence wants your life to become a festival… 

Because when you are unhappy,

 You also throw unhappiness all around.

Happy Diwali!

 

H a p p y D i w a l i S M S 

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Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,

Hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahe,

Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari

 Aap chand ki tarah zagmagate rahe

Happy Diwali

 

H a p p y D i w a l i W i s h e s  

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No Comments Joy, Joy, Joy,

 We can play with our cousins

 We can eat so many sweets

 We can fire crackers

 We can worship Goddess Lakshmi because

It is DiwaliHappy Diwali

 

H a p p y D i w a l i W i s h e s  

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No Comments Light ur life with the brightness of love and peace.

Happy Diwali to ur family & u!

Brighten this season with your smile… 

spread cheer, spread laughter.

Happy Diwali!

Have a crackling Diwali.

May this season bring good luck & happiness to u!

 

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Noticed ur phone got heavier with this sms?

Thats bcoz it contains loads of love, affection and

prayers to keep u happy this Diwali.

HAPPY DIWALI.

 

D i w a l i S M S T e x t M e s s a g e s 

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No Comments Dhanlaxmi

Dhanyalaxmi

Dhairyalaxmi

Shouryalaxmi

 Vidyalaxmi

Karyalaxmi

 Vijyalaxmi

Rajlaxmi

may these 8LAXMI shower their blessings on u & ur fmly 

‘HAPPY DIWALI’ 

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D i w a l i F e s t i v a l S c r a p s 

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No Comments  We pray this Deepawali shower upon u..

shanti

shakti

sanyam

sammaan

saralta

safalta

samridhi

sanskar

swasthya Aur hamari taraf se dher sari subh kamnaye.

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