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Welcome to the digital version ofThe Bikers Trading Post
The Bikers Trading Post is now being published monthly as adigital magazine. We have been making some big changes.Now, instead of being a one man show, we're teaming up withothers to make us more of a community magazine. This willlet us cover more and publish a lot more of all the events thatyou are going to. We are a local publication and dealing withlocal happenings. Yes, we will cover a few of the biggershows that a lot of you follow but we understand you have nointerest in a poker run in Kentucky. We will not be limited tothe per page cost like in the normal printed publications. Youcan download the whole magazine and save it and you maytake it to a printer and print part of it or all of it. This monthwe are putting in two calendars, one vertical and onehorizontal. Most of the articles will have links and they are inred and labeled. If you click on that link it will take youto the albums of photos or a video slideshow from the eventand you are welcome to right click in them to downloadand use for any non-commercial use. Please give us credit ifyou put them on your pages. You can take them and get printsof you and your friends if they were at one of the events thatwe covered. We have a facebook page that if you click on itwill take you to a current list of the events that are happeningin our area. At this time we have listed over 415 events pastand present for 2015 in Western Pa.https://www.facebook.com/thebikerstradingpost Pleasecheck it out and friend us, and please feel free to shareanything on that page you want to.Now with that all being said this is a biker magazine. We arecovering the bike life, style and events. We work hard totry and keep things clean but if something is happening in thebackground and we miss it, OH WELL. If you areoffended by off color jokes and photos of people getting crazyand photos of girls on bikes you are at the wrong place.November is a very slow month for the bike life. If you haveanything happening please let me know [email protected]
We are looking for people who go to a lot of the events andwould like to do sales and also cover a few events. We aretrying to keep the areas to about one county each, so after youget set up you could cover it in 2 or 3 days a month. Weare offering a great sales incentive so if you are looking for alittle money on the side please get in touch with us. Wewill also be looking for bikes to feature in the magazine alongwith models for on the bikes.
Anyone that is going to an event and wants to share it with usplease e-mail us at [email protected]. If youwould like to join us in sales, covering events and gettingpublished please let us know.
Rambling Thoughts.I want to thank all of the great people that are checkingout our new publication and supporting our efforts. Thiswas started as I was doing a lot of work for many of theother magazines local and national ( I have the cover ofthe January 2016 issue of The Horse) and a good friendof mine said to me that there is nothing that is really localfor the local riders. We are trying our best to cover asmuch of the local events as we can. We have beenlooking for people to work as sales and to also coverevents in their areas. This will help us to expand thenumber of events along with the area that we can cover.You can go to our web sitewww.thebikerstradingpost.com and subscribe You willonly be notified of new editions and if something reallysupper is happening. So far we have only notified aboutthe new issues coming out. At the time that I am writingthis we had almost 5,000 hits for November. Ournumbers are climbing every day. Please spread the wordand help make this the greatest local publication around.
Poker RunsPoker runs can be a great event to get a good group ofpeople together and to also raise money for a local cause.We are listing as many of the events like this that we canand trying to be a part of the community. In 2015 welisted over 400 local events on the facebook page and weare listing many of them in here and also under theevents page on our website. Look for the events listed bydate then we have listed where and the type of event it is.Under that it will have in red either information, flyer orwebsite and if you click on that it will take you to moreinformation on that event.
Upcoming Poker RunsI am in the process of making a guide on how to set up apoker run to help the people who are new to this. In thatguide will be the links to all of the runs that we had listedlast year. ( About 400 ) This can help to limit the numberof runs in one area on a weekend.
Free-Free-Free-FreeThis month there will be a link to a free 20X30 posterthat you can down load and have printed. Also there aretwo calendars again. One vertical and one horizontal thatyou can download for free.
December 2, 2015Three Rivers H.D.
Customer Appreciation Party
Glenshaw, PA
INFORMATION
December 5, 2015H-D of Erie
Free Photos with SantaErie, PA
INFORMATION
December 5, 2015Hot Metal H-D
Photos and cookies with Santa
Pittsburgh, PA
INFORMATION
December 5, 2015Gatto H.D.
Santa ClauseTarentum, PA
INFORMATION
December 6, 2015Triple S H-D
Photos with SantaWestover, WV
INFORMATION
December 10, 2015Gatto H. D. Customer
Appreciation NightTarentum, PA
INFORMATION
December 12, 2015Triple S H-D
Photos with SantaWestover, WV
INFORMATION
Until December 12A.B.A.T.E.
Of Clarion CountyHoliday Toy Drive
Many Locations
FLYER
December 12, 2015Annual Toy DriveRenegade Pigs MC
Coraopolis, PA
FLYER
December 12, 2015VenangoCo. A,B,A.T.E.
Christmas PartyFranklin Pa
FLYER
December12-23, 2015Triple S H-D
12 Days of ChristmasWestover, WV
INFORMATION
December 12, 2015Three Rivers H.D.Photos With Santa
& Ms. TRH-DGlenshaw, PA
INFORMATION
December 12, 2015Steel City H.D.
Photos with SantaWashington, PA
INFORMATION
December 12, 2015McMahon�s H-D
Annual Christmas PartyBeaver Falls, PA
INFORMATION
December 13, 2015Knights Creed MCOBenefit Breakfast for
Ashley SchmidtBurgetstown PA
FLYER
December 19, 2015Erie H-D
Ugly Christmas Sweater Party
Erie, PA
INFORMATION
December 19,2015Photos with Santa
On his HarleySteel City H-D
Washington, PA
INFORMATION
January 1, 2016Z & M Cycle
Polar Bear RideGreensburg
INFORMATION
January 29-31,2016Progressive
InternationalMotorcycle Show
Cleveland, OH
FLYER
January 30, 2015Triple S H-D
Chili Cook-OffWestover, WV
INFORMATION
January 31, 2016Early Bird
Motorcycle Swap MeetPerryopolis, PA
FLYER
Up Coming Eventss
January 2, 2016A,B.A.T.E. Of ErieMembership Party
Erie PA
FLYER
January 29-31, 2016The Progressive
International Motorcycle Show
I-X Center Dr,Cleveland, OH
WEBSITE
Febuary 6, 2015Triple S H-D
Triple S Glam PixWestover, WV
INFORMATION
February 6, -7, 2016V-Twin Expo by
Easyriders16th Annual
Cincinnati OH
INFORMATION
Febuary 20-21, 2016Easyriders Bike Show
Columbus, OH
FLYER
March13,2013Walnecks
Motorcycle Swap Meet Springfield, Ohio
INFORMATION
March 13, 2015Triple S H-DEaster Bunny
Westover, WV
INFORMATION
March 19, 2015Triple S H-DEaster Bunny
Westover, WV
INFORMATION
April 3, 2016Akron Motorcycle
Swap MeetAkron, OH
FLYER
May 27 to June 5, 2016
Ohio Bike WeekSandusky OHIO
INFORMATION
May 28-29,2016Pittsburgh
International Race Complex Track
DaysWampum, PA
INFORMATIONJune 18, 2016
Mercer Optimist ClubRide For Kids
Mercer, PA
INFORMATIONTO FOLLOW
June 17 - 19, 2016A.B.A.T.E.State Party
Hazen, PA
WEB PAGE
June 29-July 3,2016Thunder in the Cascades
New Castle, PA
WEB SITE
June 26, 2016Johnstown Thunder
In the Valley2016
Johnstown, PA
FLYER
July 13-16, 2016Roar On the ShoreBike Rally 2016
Erie, PA
FLYER
July 27-31 2015Triple S H-DMountainfest
Westover, WV
INFORMATION
September 3-4,2016Pittsburgh
International Race Complex Track
DaysWampum, PA
INFORMATION
Sept 11-17, 2016$100k Mororcycle
Bike Run 20163500 miles in five days
FLYER
Up Coming Eventss
Watch for a guide on creating your local events
in the January issue ofThe Bikers Trading PostYou will find a list of many of the2015 rides and events so you know
what weekends things are happening inyour area along with ideas for
promotion We plan on expanding itevery year so please make sure we
have your events listed.
Had the opportunity this year to hit the Cemetery Runfrom Castlewood. It is a close knit group that starteddoing this low key run in honor of Bob Boyd who died in1979. This was the 36th year for it. Bob was a localwrench for all of the local bikers back in the day and wasrespected by all. They started at the Graceland Cemeterythen went to Oak Park Cemetery and finished at MountHerman Cemetery. Like I said this is a group that wantsto do something out of respect to a person they allrespected and added some others along the way.
Cemetery Run
Harley-Davidson DealersApple H-D
495 Municipal DriveDuncansville, PA 16635
814-696-7433DuBois Motorcycle Plus
101 W. DuBois Ave.DuBois, PA 15801
814-371-5750Harley-Davidson of Erie
3712 W 12th St.Erie, PA 16505814-838-1356Gatto H-D139 E. 6th Ave
Tarentum, PA 15084724-224-0500
Hot Metal HD1122 Lebanon Road
West Mifflin, Pa 15122412-464-9453
McMahon�s Cycle Sales613 7th Avenue
Beaver Falls, PA 15010724-846-6251
New Castle H-D4655 US Route 422
New Castle, PA 16101724-924-2310
Steel City H-D1375 Washington RoadWashington, PA 15301
724-225-7020Street Track �N Trail, Inc
13723 Conneaut Lake Rd.Conneaut Lake, PA 16316
824-382-4821Three Rivers H-D
1463 Glenn Ave.Glenshaw, PA 15116
412-487-3377Thunder H-D1344 E. State St.
Sharon, PA 16146724-981-7282
Triple S Harley-Davidson308 Cheat, Road
Morgantown, WV 26508304-284-8244
Zepka H-D960 Eisenhower Blvd.Johnstown, PA 15904
814-262-7777Z & M Cycle Sales
6130 State Route 30Greensburg, PA 15601
724-837-9404
Honda DealersGatto H-D139 E. 6th Ave
Tarentum, PA 15084724-224-0500
Leisure Time Powersports729 E. Columbus Ave.
Corry, PA 16407814-664-4604
McMahon�s Cycle Sales613 7th Avenue
Beaver Falls, PA 15010724-846-6251
Street Track �N Trail3723 Conneaut Lake Rd.
Conneaut Lake, PA814-382-4821
West Hills Honda209 Moon Clinton Road
Coraopolis, PA412-262-2200
World of Wheels3572 State Rt. 257Seneca, PA 16346
814-676-5721
Kawasaki DealersGatto H-D139 E. 6th Ave
Tarentum, PA 15084724-224-0500
Street Track �N Trail3723 Conneaut Lake Rd.
Conneaut Lake, PA814-382-4821
World of Wheels3572 State Rt. 257Seneca, PA 16346
814-676-5721
Victory DealersNorthstar Power Sports
1482 N. Hermitage Rd.Hermitage, PA 16148
724-962-6001
Can-Am DealersLeisure Time Powersports
729 E. Columbus Ave.Corry, PA 16407
814-664-4604
Custom PaintJ T�s Auto and Cycle
118 Chestnut RdCharleroi, PA 15022
724-483-1391Mozina Graphics
8355 Route 819Greensburg, PA 15601
724-838-0420www.mozinagraphics.com
Motorcycle Accessories
Lutz�s Leather1163 Mercer Rd
Beaver Falls, PA 15010724-843-6220
Herb Crawford Cycle Parts924 15th St
Franklin, PA 16323814-432-5564
Motorcycle Parts Repairand InspectionUnique All Cycles
3920 Penn Ave.Pittsburgh, PA 15224
412-681-0861 or 412-683-BIKERask Cycle
1647 Evans City RoadEvans City, PA 16033
724-538-4123www.raskcycle.com
You could be listed here.Contact us at
InsuranceJack Bonus Insurance
101 N. Main St.Zelienople, Pa 16063
724-452-4177Rider Insurance
Marquis Smith724-504-2295
A.L. Kayafas Insurance705 Church St.
Wampum, PA 16157724-535-8888
Food and DrinkEstablishmentsPizza Man�s Pizza
5 S. Jefferson St.New Castle, PA. 16101
724-658-0333The Bier Haus
866 State Rt. 31Ruffs Dale, PA 15679
724-696-9009Bavington Roadhouse
1860 Steubinville PikeBurgettstown, PA 15021
724-899-2448Blue Haven Lounge
492 Nixon Rd.Cheswick, PA 15024
412-274-9963Burg Bar & Grill1118 Eleventh Street
West Pittsburgh, PA 16160724-535-0205
Double Wide Grill2339 East Carson St.Pittsburgh, PA 15203
412-390-1111Double Wide Grill
100 Adams ShoppesMars, PA 16046724-553-5212
Edgewater Inn4701 4th Ave
Beaver Falls, PA 16010724-843-2272
Harmony Ridge1280 Breitenstein Rd.Ambridge, PA 15003
724-266-2414
Iron Creek Bar and Grill611 Millers Run Road
Cuddy, PA 15031412-564-5292
JD�s Tap House440 Baldwin St.
Meadville, PA 16335814-336-3055
Crystal Lake Inn743 Liberty St
Hartstown, Pa 16131 814-382-6249
Lakeside Tavern12774 Rt. 19 South
Waterford, PA 16441814-796-4156Lee�s Place
707 Herman RoadButler, Pa
724-285-5866Long Branch Saloon574 Blockhouse Run RoadNew Brighton, PA 15066
724-843-9768Luanne�s Rt68
2424 Midland Beaver RdIndustry, PA 15052
724-643-6508Nate�s Bar and Grill
4377 Rt.19Cocherton, PA 16314
814-425-3925Peter B�s Bar and Grill
111 Rock & Roll LaneSarver, PA 16055
724-353-2677Purples Saloon
1435 St. Rt. 66Ford City, PA 16226
724-763-1812Quaker Steak & Lube1425 Scalp Ave. Unit 140
Johnstown, PA 15904814-262-9464
Quaker Steak & Lube101 Chestnut StreetSharon, PA 16146
724-981-9464Quillens Cafe1151 Walnut St.
Stoneboro, PA 16153724-376-2823
Rock House Bar and Grill2560 William Flynn Highway
Butler, PA 16001Rock Ann Haven141 Greenwood Dr.Butler, PA 16001
724-283-1826Rudy�s Restaurant
1641 Mercer Grove City Rd.Mercer, PA 16137
724-748-3068Six Packs Bar and Grill
3708 Ellwood RdNew Castle, PA 16101
724-924-9724The Beer Garden
2399 Oneida RoadPetrolia, PA 16050
724-894-2428The Brady�s Run Grille
449 Constitution Blvd.New Brighton, PA 15066
724-843-9001The Handle Bar & Grille
342 West Pike St.Cannonsburg, PA 15317
724-746-4227Landmark Hotel
289 Old Ash RoadMercer, PA 16137
The Ranch4628 Ellwood Rd.
New Castle, PA 16101724-752-9700
Uncle Dan�s Saloon ( UD�s )2445 State Highway 98
Conneautville, PA 16406814-763-3215
Walt�s Tavern11780 St. Hwy. 618
Conneaut Lake, Pa. 16316814-382-9593
Keystone Bar210 First St.
Ellwood City, PA 16117724-758-4217
Pit Stop Pub430 Erie St.
Mercer, PA 16137724-662-3116
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Weisz�s Hazel Manor215 North St.
Ellwood City, PA 16117724-758-3878
Hunter Jacks Bar and Grill10100 W. Ridge Rd.
Girard, PA 16417814-774-8643
Jacks Are Wild7501 Sharon Mercer Rd.
Mercer, PA 16137724-346-5246
Czartoryski Cafe302 Parade St.Erie, PA 16507814-455-0132
Fatboys Saloon12714 Dicksonburg Rd.
Conneautville, PA 16406814-382-9278
H.T.�S Spillway797 Oneida Valley Rd.
Butler, PA 16001724-283-0356
Marroni�s Lounge1 Ohio River Boulevard
Leetsdale, Pa 15056724-266-8030
Otto�s Tavern611 Riviera Rd.
Emleton, PA 16373724-867-0952
Breakers Pub187 Portersville Rd.
Ellwood City, Pa 16117724-752-2955
Buffalo Wild Wings2099 Interchange Rd.
Erie, PA 16509814-868-9464
Peters Creek Pub2103 Rankintown Rd.Finleyville, PA 15332
724-348-6607Pizza Joe�s
1815 W. State St.New Castle, PA. 16101
724-654-1150Quaker Steak and Lube
7851 Peach St.Erie, PA 16509814-864-9464
Quaker Steak and Lube1298 Freedom RoadCranberry, PA 16066
724-778-9464
Three B�s Lounge309 S. Main St.
Zelienople, PA 16063724-452-9959
The Lake House12057 St. Hwy. 618
Conneaut Lake, PA 16316814-510-9220
The Hitching Post438 Hadley Road
Greenville, PA 16125724-588-2689
The Branding Iorn2221 Ben Franklin Highway
New Castle, PA 16116724-658-1210
Ziggy�s Lounge201 6th Ave.
Tarentum, PA 15084724-895-3663
Wide Glide Bar and Grill518 Broad Ave.
Belle Vernon, PA 15012724-243-3766
Associates WantedWe are looking for people that are interestedin doing sales and attending some of the funbiker events in your section of Western Pa,
Eastern Ohio and the Panhandle of WestVirginia.
E-mail [email protected]
Lawrence County A.B.A.T.E.Light Up Night in New Castle
LAWRENCE CO. ABATELight Up Night in New Castle was a hugesuccess and a lot of fun. The weather was windybut the parade went on as planned and all thechildren big & small enjoyed the candy and thelights. As we draw closer to the end of 2015, I wouldlike to THANK all our Officers for all theirdedication and the many, many hours that theyeach have donated to Lawrence Co. Abate. BigBob, Katherine Shira, Rich Shira, MickieMackievich, Susan Chieze, Tina Johnston, JimConner, Ken Snow, Dave Herzog & MikeMcBurney. As we take time out to spend withour families and loved ones this Christmas, maywe all be reminded of how special each day isand how reaching out to help weather it be for acause you believe in or to help a friend orstranger out in some small way. That it reallytruly does change the world. So lets all changethe world in 2016 !!!!!Have a Very Merry ChristmasLovada
I want to thank Lovada who is with theLawrence county A.B.A.T.E. and has been sohelpful to us and so great to the organization bygetting the good word out about what all they do.Here is their mission statement.Jim
Who Are We? We are the Lawrence County Chapter of the Pennsylvania A.B.A.T.E. Alliance ofBikers Aimed Toward Education. We are a politically active motorcycle rights organization with100+ members in our local Chapter. Let me stress... WE ARE NOT A MOTORCYCLE CLUB. Weare political activists. We stress education for all, motorcyclists and automobilists alike, to be awareof our existence on the roads. A.B.A.T.E. of Pennsylvania is an organization of motorcyclistsdedicated to the protection of the individual rights of motorcyclists through political change, publiceducation and charitable works. As part of this mission, we also are active in the elimination ofunfair legislation as it concerns motorcyclists; promoting motorcycle safety through both motoristand rider education; and improving the image of motorcyclists to the general public.
What Is Our Purpose? We seek to protect our rights as valid motor vehicles within thisCommonwealth. We fight for a number of issues that directly affect the motorcycling community.
Check out their web page. http://www.lawrencecountyabate.org/And the state A.B.A.T.E. at http://www.abatepa.org/index.php
Lawrence County A.B.A.T.E.Light Up Night in New Castle
Most of my tattoos were done by Phat PatStevens. I got the Nightmare Before Christmastattoo when I was 16, because it was one of myfavorite movies. Everyone said I would regret itwhen I was older, but I�m 22 now and I stillwatch the movie. I got the dreamcatcher because Iused to have really bad nightmares, and when Ihung a dreamcatcher up it took them away. TheDC monster sign was just a cool symbol. HelloKitty is one of my favorites, and I also lovezombies, so a Hello Kitty zombie was a naturalchoice. Lotus flowers have different meaningsdepending on the color. The blue means truthful;I don�t lie. The purple is femininity, and theoutline of it, the air, is my Zodiac element. I gotthe pot leaf with my best friend as a spur of themoment thing. Bubbu Lu Tattooski did my sugarskulls, designed just for me. Owls are my favoriteanimal, and Skip Kemick did that for me. Mymother and I got the brass knuckle butterfly as amatching tattoo. She has the same one in thesame spot.
Chelsea Tattoo Model for December.Photography by Donald Keys My Agape Photography
Chelsea Tattoo Model for December.Photography by Donald Keys My Agape Photography
If you would like to see Chelsea as a featuremodel in the future please e-mail me [email protected]
Chelsea Tattoo Model for December.Photography by Donald Keys My Agape Photography
Feature model of Bikers Trading PostB.O.S.S CODE Modeling contest winnerSew Addicted- fashion rocks runway show forAngie fec (Sew Addicted clothing line )Flip Magazine 4 page spread pictorialSmokescreen MagazineStreetheart/Knewwd collaborationBridal editorial- Nicole CassanoPublished in B.O.S.S CODE MagazineFeirenheit MagazineTease MagazineBikini Mag 2015Vizual Magazine feature model with a 18 page spreadModelz View magazine 4 page spreadPosters for advertising with Bill SabolFuse Magazine upcoming featurePittsburgh Fashion Week 2015 forAllison Elizabeth DesignsClothing Lines: Shopstreetheart.com, Quarter Life Crisis,Sew Addicted, Inspirtees.com and swimwear withAllison ElizabethSecond Place in Miss Jetset Competiton. Ran as numberone for the whole competition until the very last day tillgot knocked out and into second place for Pennsylvania.
JennaJenna is a very accomplished model in theWestern PA. region that I have known for along time. I really have to give her credit forbeing a trooper that day when it was like 45outside and windy. It was probably thequickest that we ever did a full shoot. Yougo to a slide show of the shoot here.
This month we have both a horizontaland a vertical calendar You can go hereto down load them.
This month we have a 30X20 poster thatyou can download to print or have printed.You can down load it here
Owner : Erik SnyderBuilt by : Custom Hotrod & Cycle Shop Greg TebayYear/make : 2015 WCC CFLFrame : WCC CFL 38 degree 4 up 2 outType : 200 tire rigidFront end : HHI 5 degree tree powder coated tree andlowers 10" overEngine : 127 UltimaTrans : LSD 6 speedPrimary : 3" belt ultima powder coated blackGas tank : WCC villain , 44 mag gas capFenders : WCC one ton ho, tombstoneOil tank : WCC 4 qt. polished , 44 mag capSeat : hand tooled leatherHandlebars : black bicycle barsForward controls : hand machinedHand controls : gmaPipes : WCC F U pipesWheels : Ness G3, 21" front 18" rearTires : avonBrakes : HHIPaint : House of Kolor Rootbeer with very heavy goldflake flamesPainted by : Custom Hotrod & Cycle ShopSpecial features : engraved quarter recessed into theframe, Jeff Decker bronze flying skull, war birdtaillight and custom bracket, hidden coil, custommount speedo,Time to build : 6 months
Humor to relieve stressThe Doctors Visit
85-year-old Biker Bob was requested by his doctor for a spermcount as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jarand said, �Take this jar home and bring back a semen sampletomorrow. �
The next day Bob reappeared at the doctor�s office and gave himthe jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the old biker explained,'Well you see, doc, it�s like this. �First I tried with my righthand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but stillnothing. Then I asked my old lady for help. She tried with herright hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with hermouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, stillnothing. 'We even called up Sally, the Gal next door and shetried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she eventried squeezin� it between her knees, but still nothing.� Thedoctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
Bob replied, 'Yep, none of us could get that damn jar open.�
Learning How To Swear
While spending the weekend with Biker Bob and his ol ladytheir 2 grandsons are up early one morning before breakfast. Theolder grandson tells the younger one that after listening tograndpa Bob he thinks that they are old enough to start swearingto. His younger brother agrees. The older grandson then forms aplan, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I think you shouldsay "Hell" and I'm going to say "Shit." he says.
When they go downstairs their grandma asks the older grandsonwhat he wants for breakfast. He says, "What the Shit. I think I'llhave cheerios." Bobs ol lady slaps him right up-side the headand sends him back up stairs . She then turns to the youngergrandson and asks what he'd like to have for breakfast. He says,"Well, it sure as hell isn't going to be the fucking cheerios.
Beer Here
Q: What is the similarity between Michelob Ultra and havingsex in a rowboat?
A: They are both SO close to water!
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how tofish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If beer, coffee, or a nap can't cure it, you've got a seriousproblem.
Humor to relieve Humor to relieve stress
The Drunk Biker
An old biker is siting at a table in a biker bar getting reallydrunk. He gets so drunk he falls out of the chair two times. Socouple of younger bikers do the right thing and take him home.As they try to get him out to the truck he falls down two moretimes. When they get him to his house and go to get out of truckhe falls again. As they hold him up at his front door waiting forwife to open it they let go and down he goes. When his old ladyopens the door they say to her, he was kind of drunk so we gavehim a ride home. As they are walking back to the truck they hearher say hey where's his wheelchair.
The Dead Wife
A funeral service is being held for a Biker's wife. She wasnotorious for being mean and nasty toward her biker husband.She had recently just passed away. At the end of the service, thepall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentallybump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan!They open the casket and find that the biker's old lady is actuallyalive!
She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, aceremony is held, and at the end of it the pall bearers are againcarrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards thedoor, the husband cries out: "Watch that fucking wall!"
Obsessions
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with fouryoung mothers and their small children. �You all haveobsessions,� he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said,�You are obsessed with eating. You�ve even named yourdaughter� Candy.�
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: �Your obsession is withmoney. Again, it manifests itself in your child�s name, Penny.�
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: �Your obsession is alcohol.This too shows itself in your child�s name, Brandy.�
At this point, the fourth mother, a biker chick , quietlygot up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered,�Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he�s talkingabout. Let�s pick up Peter and Willy from school andgo get lunch.............Biker chicks...you gotta love em !!!
It was a nice morning out on Sunday November 8thwhen I headed over to the swap meet at Yankee Lakein Brookfield Ohio. This is the 23rd year for this fallswap meet and it is by far one of the best anywherearound. It is labeled as one of the largest old skoolmotorcycle swap meets in the tri state region with anexcellent supply of new and old parts along with anice collection of motorcycles for sale. The weatherwas perfect for an event like this, with lost of sun butjust a little on the cool side. I think it was two yearsago it snowed most of the day but that never slowedpeople down. Upon arriving, I had to park in the fieldabove the parking lot due to the number of peopleattending. I guess I like this one because I have beenattending it for so many years and I know a lot of thelocal people, but have also got to know a lot of thevendors for as far away as Michigan. I did get tofinally meet the lovely Sondra from Wicked WebJewelry that I have talked to on the Internet severaltimes. Keep watching here and we will let you nowwhen the spring swap meet is as soon as we find out.
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