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Totally independent, serving the community for over 7 years

Eltham SE9

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DECEMBER 2013 Bob Hope Panto

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Cover: Remembrance Day - St John's Church, ElthamCover photo by: John WebbCameo: Alex Mayer will make his debut as The Cheshire Cat in this yeas Bob Hope production of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. See page 13 for details.

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It has been a busy month with a lot

happening. The biggest news is

the council's proposal to convert the

council owned building now occupied

by Poundland into a cinema complex. It

is hoped that such a development will

help grow the night time economy in

Eltham. You can read more about this

proposal on page 4.

Eltham held its annual Lights Up event

on November 21st, and, in my opinion,

it was the best turn out to date, with

thousands on the high street. The

fi reworks were spectacular and the

parade full of fun.

However I

was surprised

that many

stores shut

their doors

and missed

a wonderful

oppor tunity

to entice

t h o s e

attending into

parting with a

pound or two.

Another big event in the month was

Remembrance Day Parade and wreath

laying. This too saw large numbers

turn out to march and a huge crowd

attend the wreath laying service at

the memorial on front of St Johns. Our

cover this month captures a moment

on that day.

Later in the month I was invited to join

a group travelling to a place called

Tankerton to have a look at how a micro

pub (not micro Brewery) runs and to

sample the wares on off er.

The invitation came from a local man

who is investigating the feasibility of

opening such a place in Eltham

I must admit to being a little sceptical as

to what such a place might look like and

if it would be the sort of place which I

would enjoy having a real ale.

I was pleasantly surprised. The place

situated in a small shop front retail

premises was packed with people, of

both sexes and of that certain age,

all enjoying a pint of real ale brewed

generally at micro breweries. The mood

was bright and friendly.

I am certain that if our local entrepreneur

can get the plan off the ground and

jumps through all the hurdles that will

no doubt be thrown in his direction, it

will be a great success and a wonderful

addition to Eltham.

To fi nd out more about micro pubs

visit the web address below for a pretty

good and brief overview.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropub

As we move into

December and the

Christmas season

I would like to

wish all readers

and supporters a

wonderful happy

and holy Christmas.

With the year drawing to an end with

this, the 85th issue we move into our

eighth year of production.

Over the year I have met so many

wonderful people in and around

Eltham most who have a passion for the

wonderful area we live in.

We hope that Christmas trading

provides a much needed boost to local

businesses and I ask that you try as best

you can to give them your custom.

Without many of them supporting

the magazine with advertising you

would not be reading this and the

magazine would not have been able to

provide seven years of information and

enjoyable reading.

There is one other group I cannot thank

enough, that is the Friends of SEnine.

Their valuable fi nancial support has

helped the magazine ride

out the recent diffi cult

trading conditions.

M e r r y C h r i s t m a s . Enjoy life:

Enjoy Eltham.

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OPINION, FROM MY DESKISSUE NUMBER 85

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DECEMBER 2013

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A hundred years after the fi rst picture

house opened in Eltham, the town

could be about to enter a new cinema

age.

The old Co-op department store

building in the High Street is being

lined up for re-development as a multi-

screen cinema.

Bought by the council for £1.7m from

the Co-op group last year, offi cers have

had positive meetings with cinema

operators about the potential for the

site to be re-developed.

Current tenants, Poundland, have a

lease until 2015 after which the two

storey building would be bulldozed to

make way for the new cinema complex,

of possibly up to nine screens.

The council said: “Initial discussions

have been held with cinema operators

to explore the potential for bringing

forward a cinema and restaurant

development.

This soft market testing has resulted in

strong interest from cinema operators.

It is now proposed to take forward the

development of this site as a cinema

and restaurant.

It will be the subject of an outline

planning application, before Christmas,

from the council and further discussions

to select one of the major cinema chains

to occupy the site.

Decisions to be taken will include the

need for the building to ‘fi t in’ with the

architecture of the High Street and

whether there will be a need for extra

parking to accommodate cinema goers

from the surrounding areas. Others

will be keen to see an alternative site

for Poundland, which has been a busy

addition to the High Street.

The move, which was mooted in the

council’s Masterplan published last year,

would provide a valued new facility for

residents, who currently face drives to

Bexleyheath or Greenwich for movie-

watching. It will also be a boost for

Eltham High Street with a knock-on

benefi t for local restaurants and more

revenue for the after-hours economy of

the town.

Eltham cinema: the history

Eltham has been a cinema black hole

since the Coronet at Well Hall closed in

1999. Its peak was pre- and post-War

with three cinemas in the town.

Eltham Cinema

On the corner of Westmount Road and

the High Street, Eltham’s fi rst screen

opened 100 years ago, in 1913 showing

silent fi lms to the accompaniment of a

pianist. Named aff ectionately ‘the Bug

Hutch’ by locals, it closed in 1931 when the

owners, Kent Cinema Company, opened

the ‘Palace’ in the High Street. Used for

many years as a photographic studio and

eventually demolished in 1968.

The Palace

On the corner of Eltham High Street

and Passey

Place. Opened

on 28 August

1922. It was

an imposing

building, more like an old variety theatre.

In 1934, the interior was remodelled by

architect Robert Cromie and it re-opened

on 13th August 1934 . It was re-named

ABC in January 1964, and closed on 29th

April 1972. The building was demolished

and the site was redeveloped as a block of

shops and offi ce space.

The Odeon/Coronet Well Hall

Opened in 1936, the cinema was built

as an Odeon by the architects Andrew

Mather and Horace Ward. The cinema

has an eye-catching white façade and

the protruding glazed stair-tower strongly

resembles the Grade I listed De La Warr

Pavilion in Bexhill. The auditorium had

seating capacity of 1480 when it fi rst

opened. Became two screens in 1977

and then re-named Coronet in 1981,

becoming Eltham’s last cinema until it

closed, in a state of disrepair, in 1999. It has

just re-opened as a gym.

The Odeon Eltham Hill

Opening in April 1938 with 1700 seats, the

Odeon had a life of just under 30 years,

closing in September 1967. Stars visited

the cinema to promote their fi lms and

other events including Tommy Handley

and Eltham’s own Frankie Howerd. It

changed its name to Gaumont in 1949

and eventually became a Top Rank bingo

hall opened by comedian Tommy Trinder.

New cinema for the High StreetThe old Co-op building could be re-vitalised in a council

plan for development. John Webb reports

Photo from the John Kennett collection

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Eltham parish church of St John the

Baptist Eltham High Street

Saturday 7 December

10.00 am to 2.00 pm

Christmas Fair and Sale

Sunday 15 December

Candlelit Carol Service at 6.00 pm

A traditional candlelit service with nine

lessons and carols followed by mulled

wine and mince pies

Tuesday 24 December

Children’s Nativity at 4.00 pm

Bring the children to hear and sing about

the story of Christmas around the crib,

with children of the church singing

and Midnight Mass at 11.30 pm

Wednesday 25 December

Christmas Day Family Eucharist at 10.00 am

A service for all the family

Eltham Park Methodist Church

Sunday 15 December

10.30 am Christingle Service for all the

family

Sunday 22 December

4.00 pm Carols by Candlelight

accompanied by organ and orchestra

Tuesday 24 December

Christmas Eve 4.00 pm Carols and Nativity

Service for all the family with a story

round the Christmas Tree

Wednesday 25 December

Christmas Day 10.30 am A short family

service to celebrate Christmas Day

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Sunday 22 DecemberSunday 22 December

Last Sunday of AdventLast Sunday of Advent

6.00 pm Nine lessons and carols, with the 6.00 pm Nine lessons and carols, with the

Greenwich concert bandGreenwich concert band

Tuesday 24 DecemberTuesday 24 December

5.00 pm Christingle and Nativity. Children 5.00 pm Christingle and Nativity. Children

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11.30 pm Midnight Mass with the Blessing 11.30 pm Midnight Mass with the Blessing

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Wednesday 25 DecemberWednesday 25 December

Christmas DayChristmas Day

8.00 am Said Mass & 10.00 am Parish Mass8.00 am Said Mass & 10.00 am Parish Mass

St. Luke’s Eltham Park

Sunday 22nd December

6.00 pm Traditional Christmas Carols

and Readings followed by seasonal

refreshments

Tuesday 24th December

4pm Carols around the Crib for children of

all ages.

11.30 pm Midnight Mass of the nativity.

Wednesday 25th December

10.00 am Christmas Day worship

Eltham Park Baptist Church,

Westmount Road/ Glenure Road

Saturday 07 December

6.00 pm Greenwich Academy Concert

Sunday 08 December

10:30 am Brigades Parade Toy Service

Tuesday 17 December

3.00 pm Seniors Carol Service & High Tea

Sunday 22 December

6.30 pm Carols by Candlelight

Tuesday 24 December

4.00 pm Christingle

Tuesday 24 December

11.30 pm Midnight Communion

Wednesday 25 December

10:30 am Christmas Day Celebration

St. Barnabas Parish Church

Rochester Way

Sunday 22nd December

Carol Service 6.00 pm

Tuesday 24 December

Christmas Eve

Midnight Mass 11.30 pm

Wednesday 25 December

Christmas Day

Family Communion 10.00 am

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Travellers' Tale‘They'd fought with villains and smugglers and gypsies too –

many a thief and a crook’.

Thank-you Enid Blyton and her

Famous Five, back in the day.

Tinkers, pedlars, travellers or Roma, a

few names which have been given to

gypsy communities over the years.

I’ve always had a soft spot for them. My

fi rst year of primary school teaching

was in Hertfordshire. I remember a

couple of open and friendly ten year old

gypsy boys who would talk about their

beloved animals and ‘country sports’.

On to Yorkshire and I once let a gypsy

girl bring her pet ferret in to school for

the day. ‘Health and safety’ hadn’t been

invented then and, thankfully, nobody

was bitten.

Of course, in the 19th century, many

gypsies were forced into the suburbs

when their rural livelihoods were

threatened by enclosure and changes

to farming.

So it was that here in SE9, before most of

our homes were built, that this was an

area rich in gypsy families and customs.

There was a long standing community

recorded as living in Kidbrooke Lane,

perhaps associated with the farmland

attached to the Tudor Barn.

The 1881 census doesn’t just record

residents of houses, but also people

living in caravans and tents. Many

d e s c r i b e d

themselves as

‘general dealers’

and others as

‘horse traders’

in times when

these might have

been considered

respectable roles.

New Eltham had

its settlements with

some living on land

at Merchland

Road, surname

Lee, a common

name among

travellers. Others

were recorded

as inhabiting

‘vans in fi elds’ in

Cross Lane, now Southwood Road.

Family histories record grandparents

who were born in tents on Eltham

Common, one Emily Louder, born there

in the 1870s, then shown in the 1881

census as living, still in a tent and one of

11 off spring.

Of course, in south east London, there’s

Gypsy Hill and nearby in Beckenham is

buried Margaret Finch, known as the

Queen of the Gypsies, said to have died

aged 109 and famed for her fortune

telling.

My own experience of that is mixed.

While expecting Jottings Junior, a gypsy

called at my door in Yorkshire selling

pegs and heather. Panicking a little, I

bought a sprig. The lady wished me well

and said it would be a boy. It was a girl.

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JANE’S JOTTINGS

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H&HTANNING

One of SE9’s oldest residents,

Steph Stevens has died, aged

102.

Born in Eltham of an Armenian

father and local mother in 1911, she

remembered seeing Zeppelins over

Eltham in World War One.

At the age of 99, she ventured into

the world of publishing to record her

remarkable and varied life story.

This took in a comfortable suburban

childhood, two world wars, poverty

and homelessness in the 1930s,

religious conviction and the warmth

of countless friendships Steph’s candid and light-hearted

account was a heart-warming reminder

of the strength of human spirit to

overcome problems. And that it’s

never too late to realise ambitions,

with remarkable foreign travel plans

and a hot air balloon trip over Kent

undertaken after the age of 90.

Living for many years in Glenlyon

Road, and latterly the Abbeyfi eld

Home in Westmount Road, she

remained an active member of St

Luke’s Church until her death. A

funeral service was held at Eltham

Crematorium.

‘I Remember…The Memoirs of a

Nonagenarian’ by Stephanie Stevens

is published by Memory Lane, priced

£9.99 available at

www.irememberstevens.com

or www.pearlpress.co.uk

Step Stevens at her 100th birthday party

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News in BriefNews in BriefGold Ring Eltham Choral

Author, author

“What a shock” said Bill Lawrence of

Elibank Road, “I had given up hope of

ever seeing it again”

With tear fi lled eyes, Bill explained to

SEnine how the wedding ring had

dropped from his fi nger while walking

home from his daughter’s home in

Rochester Way some months ago. They

had searched up and down the route

looking for the ring without success.

“The ring was very important to me”,

Said Bill. “My wife, Yvonne, passed

away in March 2013 and the ring was a

constant reminder of our wonderful 52

years of married life together”.

In a last hope attempt, Daughter Karen

Lawrence, contacted SEnine who ran

a small story in the November issue of

SEnine.

A plain envelop arrived at the offi ces

of SEnine. Upon opening, it contained

a man’s gold wedding band and a brief

unsigned note explaining where it had

been found.

Bill, who has 5 grandchildren and 2 great

grandchildren and has lived in Eltham

for 53 years said, “Thank you does not

seem enough to the anonymous fi nder.

They have healed a sadness in my heart

that was caused by the loss”

An inaugural Christmas concert is being

held at the new Kemnal Park cemetery

and memorial gardens on Saturday

December 21 at 5pm.

‘A Service to Remember’ is being

held on behalf of Kemnal’s Christmas

charity appeal, in conjunction with the

Salvation Army.

People attending are encouraged to

bring wrapped gifts for distribution over

the Christmas period.

The event will take place in the park’s

modernist chapel, which has seating

for 150. Those wishing to attend should

contact Kemnal in advance on

020 8300 9790. Singing will be led by a

local school choir.

There will be complimentary glasses of

mulled wine and mince pies.

Kemnal opened earlier in the year and

provides state of the art facilities for

burials and services, sited in woodland

just off the A20 at New Eltham.

First it was the Eltham poetry competition;

now it’s the Eltham short story contest.

Organised by Eltham Arts, 'Tales of Eltham'

is a 300 word short story competition with

the theme 'An Eltham Experience'.

The stories can be of any genre, including

comedy, ghost, romance, sci-fi , adventure,

true or mystery.

Competition leafl ets have been sponsored

by Conran Estates and are available across

town including Eltham Library. Everybody

is free to join in! There will be a celebratory

event on World Book Night in April.

Eltham Arts will support the contest by

organising some events working with

residents, businesses and organisations in

the area.

If you want to know more about Eltham

Arts and what it is planning, more details

on the Eltham Short Story Competition ,

or run an arts/ creative activity and want to

be part of Eltham Arts, email Elthamarts@

aol.co.uk or phone Gaynor Wingham

07976 355398 . You can also follow twitter

on @ElthamArts .

Eltham Arts has been set up by Gaynor

Wingham with the support of members

from the community to promote the arts in

the SE9 area off ering support and a forum

to existing organisations, encouraging all

members of the community to get involved

and creating an artistic identity for SE9.

Eltham Choral Society’s annual

celebration of Christmas will take place

on Saturday December 14 at Holy Trinity

Church, Southend Crescent.

The main work performed will be

Benjamin Britten’s ‘St Nicolas’, to mark

the 100th anniversary of the composer’s

birth this year. The soloist is tenor Julian

Forbes and the Amadeus Orchestra will

accompany.

There will also be a varied selection

of Christmas carols both for the choir

and audience. Led by conductor Peter

Asprey.

Tickets for the concert, which starts at

7.30pm, are £12 (£10 - concessions)

available from 020 8850 3532, Normans

Music, Well Hall Road or on the door.

Christmas Concert

Late NoticeEltham United Reformed ChurchDecember 15 Christingle Service 11.00 am December 22 Carol service 11.00 am

December 25 Christmas morning service 09.30 am

Pride & PrejudiceA new version of one of Jane Austen’s most

famous books, ‘Pride and Prejudice’, is being

performed in Eltham in January.

The full-costumed narration, which has

been recently performed at Chawton,

Austen’s home in Hampshire, will be in the

elegant period surroundings of St Mary’s

Community Centre in Eltham High Street.

Written and staged by Wendy Reynolds,

Austen’s work of manners, morality and

marriage has been adapted to be performed

by her troupe Theatricks.

See St Mary's on page 11 for details.

Eltham United Reformed ChurchEltham United Reformed ChurchEltham United Reformed Church

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NEWS

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For more information on

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Supported by The Royal Borough of Greenwich

A leading local interior design agency

with a global clientele is among the

fi rst occupants of Eltham’s prestige new

offi ce accommodation, the Orangery.

Four local small businesses have now

moved into the suite of offi ces which

have breathed new life into the elegant

18th century listed building.

The Orangery, once in the garden of

Eltham House which fronted onto the

High Street, had been left neglected

for many years before becoming the

brainchild of Greenwich Enterprise

Board director Michael Finlay.

Now incorporated into a contemporary

offi ce development, the Orangery has

been given a fresh purpose with its

proud architectural features restored to

peak condition.

Linked to a new structure to its west,

the £2m Orangery Studios is now home

to seven business units, three of which

are still available.

Local interior design company Innovare

was the fi rst small business to move

into the accommodation.

Client Services Director Rebecca

Sharman said: “This is great

accommodation for us and it has the

‘wow’ factor. We had outgrown our

previous offi ce and were looking for

somewhere to expand with the right

image and facilities.”

I n n o v a r e

has clients

across the

w o r l d ,

specialising

in retail

d e s i g n ,

i n c l u d i n g

shop space,

architecture,

i n t e r i o r

design and branding.

Also moving in are three other local

companies, M J Rooney Construction,

Treasure Publishing and Prestige

Graphic Applications from Woolwich.

The size of the seven units ranges from

approximately 25sqm to 120 sqm,

with rent levels yet to be fi xed. Anyone

interested in taking one can contact

Jane Holman at GEB on 020-8305-2222,

[email protected]

Orangery Opens

One Night ONLY not to be missed.

A performance of 'Jane Austen's' 'Pride and

Prejudice' adapted by Wendy Reynolds with cast

in full costume. The performers read from scripts

enhanced with the visual benefi t of wonderful

costumes.

24th January 2014 arrive 7:15pm for 7:30

performance to fi nish at 10pm including

a refreshment interval. Held at St Mary's

Centre 180 Eltham High Street. Tickets £5.

There are only 80 seats available. Please book early to avoid disappointment. This would make

a great Christmas gift for some one!

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Saturday November 30Christmas Bazaar St. Luke’s Church, Westmount Road.

Hand made cards/crafts, tombola, Christmas gifts, toys,

books, cakes, bric-a-brac, books, CDs & DVDs, games,

raffle & refreshments - 10.30 am – 1.00 pm

Adults 50p, children free.

Saturdays November 30 onwards‘Material Matters’Exhibition exploring the relationship between cameras

and sculpture, Gerald Moore Gallery, Eltham College

Entry free. 12-4pm until February 1

Wednesday December 4Quiz night at the White HartOn behalf of local charities

Includes carvery meal and dessert

£10 per ticket from 8850 1562

Doors open 6pm, quiz starts 8pm

Saturday December 7Greenwich Youth Band Christmas ConcertEltham Park Baptist Church, Glenure Road

Tickets at the door - 7pm

Saturday December 7Progress Residents Association AGM and Christmas SocialProgress Hall, Admiral Seymour Road

Mulled wine, mince pies and raffle - 1-3pm

Thursday December 12Eltham Jazz ClubHugh Ockendon Trio and guests

Woodcroft Club, Eltham High Street

£9 on the door - 8.30 – 11pm

Saturday December 14Winter birdwatchEltham Nature Club

Woodlands Farm, Shooters Hill - 2pm

Saturday December 14Family Christmas partyAvery Hill Park Café

Eldorado performers, sing-a-long carols, raffle, mince

pies, mulled wine, Father Xmas. Entry free. 2-4pm

Saturday December 14Eltham Choral Society Christmas ConcertFeaturing Britten’s ‘St Nicholas’ and carols for choir and

audience. Holy Trinity Church, Southend Crescent

Tickets from 8850 3702 or Norman’s Music. 7.30pm

Saturday December 14Greenwich Community Choir and FriendsChristmas Concert. Eltham Park Methodist Church

Tickets on the door. 7.30pm

Sunday December 15Eltham Farmers' MarketRange of fresh produce. Passey Place. 10am – 2pm

Wednesday December 18Christmas Concert with the Mottingham Village Concert Band. Maryfield Hall to the rear of Our Lady Help of Christians

at junction of Mottingham Road and Leysdown Road.

The programme will include popular and seasonal music

with carols. Admission free with a retiring collection.

Refreshments available. 8pm

Saturday December 21‘A Service to Remember’Christmas carols at Kemnal Park cemetery and memorial

gardens. For Kemnal’s charity, the Salvation Army

Complementary mulled wine and mince pies

Off the A20 at New Eltham. Reserve a seat in advance at

020 8300 9790. 5 – 6.30pm

Sunday Dec 29 to Sat February 1Alice in WonderlandAnnual panto. Bob Hope Theatre, Wythfield Road

Tickets £10 and £8. 8850 3702 or www.bobhopetheatre.

co.uk. 2.30pm, 5.30pm and7.30pm

Tuesday January 21‘Deer: In London and beyond’Illustrated talk by Derek Stimpson, chair of the south east

British Deer Society. Eltham Nature Club

St Mary’s Community Centre, Eltham High Street

More details www.elthamnatureclub.org.uk

£1.50 members, £3 non-members. 7.30pm

Sunday January 26Comedy NightWith John Mann, PaulMcMullen, Paul Adams and Phil

Butler. Bob Hope Theatre, Wythfield Road

Tickets £10 (on door), £8 pre-book. 8850 3702

or www.bobhopetheatre.co.uk. 7.45pm

Weds March 12 – Sat 15‘Pygmalion’Classic musical. Bob Hope Theatre

£9 (£8 conc). 7.45pm

Every MondayGreenwich Community ChoirEltham Park Methodist Church on Westmount Road

7.45pm. All Welcome.

An opportunity for people aged 18+ to enjoy singing in a

fun choir. It meets every Monday during term time.

Age UK Bromley & Greenwich 2-6 Sherard Road

TUESDAY

3rd, 10th & 17th Dec Exercise Class. 10am – 11am

Sit & Get Fit - exercises to help keep you keep fit!

For more information contact:

Yvonne Conway on 020 8315 1850

[email protected]

3rd, 10th & 17th December French Group 2pm – 4pm

Join other Francophiles and brush up your French.

Beginners and improvers welcome. For more

information contact: Community Volunteers

Time Bank - 020 8315 1883

[email protected]

19th December Christmas Floristry Workshop

11.00 am – 1.00 pm – with expert tuition, learn how

to create, and take home, your own festive table

centrepiece. For more information contact: Pauline

Cahill on 020 8294 3017 / [email protected]

10th December: Nutritional Advice 10am – 1.00 pm

1 to 1 tailored advice from our nutritionist.

For more information contact: Wendy Smith on 020

8294 3013/ [email protected]

WEDNESDAY

4th, 11th & 18th December Community Health Trainer

10am – 2pm

Get up to six weeks’ lifestyle support from your own

free personal Health Trainer, part of Royal Greenwich

Public Health & Wellbeing Team. Booking essential -

for more information contact: 0800 587 5833

THURSDAY

5th, 19th December Craft Group 10am – 12pm

Bring along your own craft project or try something

new with fellow enthusiasts! For more information

please contact:Community Volunteers Time Bank 020

8315 1883 / communityvolunteerstb@ageukbandg.

org.uk

5th, 12th & 19th December Forget-me-not Singing

2pm – 3.30pm

For older people, people with disabilities, those with

Alzheimer's, dementia and their carers.

For more information contact: Rose Waghorn 0781 118

7490 / [email protected]

FRIDAY

6th, 13th & 20th December Technology Club 10am –

11.30am

We offer help and support on a range of subjects to

help you Keep in Touch with Technology from mobile

phones, tablets, cameras to laptops.

For more information contact: Louise Donovan on 020

8315 1850 / [email protected]

SATURDAY

7th December Knit & Natter 10.30am 12pm

Bring along your own knitting project or try something

new – Tunisian crochet, finger knitting, learn or

teach how to cable. For more information contact:

Community Volunteers Time Bank 020 8315 1883 /

[email protected]

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WHAT'S ON

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This musical masterpiece has been

specially adapted, combining Alice

Through the Looking Glass, to make

it a Bob Hope original. With some

pantomime elements, it is a Christmas

show that will be adored by everyone,

even those who aren’t too keen on

pantomimes. There are no ‘behind yous’

and no dame. Its appeal for children

will be by being more musical and less

wordy than many of the versions you

may have already seen.

Directors Larissa Webb and Ian

Hamilton have worked together before

on The Wizard of Oz and Return to the

Forbidden Planet, and had a desire

to work together on a pantomime.

Once they had decided on Alice in

Wonderland, they wanted their own

version to maintain the essence but

be more Christmassy. Adapted by

Jacky Webb (another experienced Bob

Hope director and Larissa’s mum) it is a

full on all singing, all dancing musical

Christmas feast. Bright costumes, big

dance numbers, original music mash-

ups and well known musical theatre

numbers. The Musical Director is Richard

Cooper (Acorn Antiques – The Musical),

and as usual you’ll be tapping your feet

and wanting to bop in the aisles. The

Caterpillar ‘Rhythm’ number is one of

many high energy gems.

Most of the parts have been

double cast, due to its long

run. And they have found

the alternative performances

that the diff erent

combinations of cast have

created have been a boon

for the directors and cast

alike. The choicest versions

have been cherry picked for

the best show possible.

Alice is played by Katherine

Vennard and Annalise Webb

(Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz),

Dinah the Cat is Alexandra

Thompson and Louisa Dodd

(typecast as she was the cat

last year), the White Rabbit

is Jodie Upton and Heather

Claisse (seen this June in

Cider with Rosie), whilst Tweedledum

and Tweedledee are played by identical

twins Daniel

and James

T e m p l e t o n .

Trudi De-Lisser

Boyle who

was Prince

C h a r m i n g

last year is

C a t e r p i l l a r

One this year,

a l o n g s i d e

Marcia Hinds.

Phillip Inns and

Susan Owen

are Caterpillar

Two. Ria

Mahady who

was Cinderella

last year is the

March Hare,

and Graham

Johnson, who

directed Cider

with Rosie, is the

Mad Hatter. The

dancers joined

for the Wizard

of Oz, and have

done every year

since.

The Cheshire

Cat is Alex Mayer’s debut.

He’s the landlord of the

White Hart which is hosting

an Alice themed fundraising quiz on

Wednesday 8th January. They are raising

money for the RNIB, which is using Alice

in Wonderland characters as the theme

of their fundraising this year.

The set has quite simple backdrops,

but there will be special eff ects and

surprises. The costumes, being made by

Jacky Webb, are perfect for a Christmas

show.

There will be no dull moments in this

highly subscribed production. Don’t

delay in getting your tickets as more

than a 1000 have already been sold

six weeks before it starts, and the

expectation is that they will sell out

early as in previous years.

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PREVIEW by Beattie Slavin

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An epidemic of obesity among

children is gripping the borough

and threatening the health of future

generations, SEnine has learned.

The latest fi gures, which have been

down-played by Royal Greenwich, show

that children in the area are much more

likely to be overweight than others

across the country.

They are also signifi cantly heavier than

in other London boroughs with a similar

social and ethnic mix.

The new fi gures, which have been

unheralded publicly by the borough,

will be a heavy blow for the Council,

which has staked its reputation on

reaping an ‘Olympic legacy’ of sports

participation and healthy living.

An offi cial report to the borough

concealed the extent of the problem by

presenting the fi gures as part of a three

year rolling average; these show higher

levels of obesity in Greenwich than in

comparable boroughs but were said

'not to be statistically signifi cant’.

However, SEnine has seen written copies

of an oral report from the borough’s

Assistant Director of Public Health,

Bridget Imeson, which admits that the

latest fi gures show childhood obesity

levels in Royal Greenwich are indeed

both substantially and signifi cantly

higher than in Lewisham, Lambeth,

Southwark and Haringey.

An alarming

projection by Ms

Imeson is that, on

current trends, by

2023 more than two-

thirds of 11 year olds

will be overweight.

She says that in

2011/12, 41.3 per cent

of Royal Greenwich

11 years olds (Year

6) were found to

be overweight,

compared with 39.6

per cent in similar

boroughs and 33 per

cent nationally.

Among reception class children (4/5

year olds), 28 per cent were found to be

overweight compared with 24 per cent

in comparable boroughs and 22 per

cent in England as a whole.

Since April, boroughs have become

responsible for implementing the

National Child

Measurement

Programme.

The fi gures

are a blow to

the borough’s

hopes for a

b e n e f i c i a l

O l y m p i c

legacy in

terms of

i m p r o v e d

public health;

the deterioration of the obesity fi gures

has accelerated through the entire six

year build up to the Games, leaving

Greenwich one of the worst eff ected

areas in the country.

Levels of sports participation have so far

failed to respond to the success of the

UK team with state of the art facilities

now in place across the borough

providing facilities for a broadly similar

number of individuals and teams.

In truth, Royal Greenwich’s eff orts were

always likely to be against the strong

headwind of blanket marketing across

traditional and social media that has

created a culture of snacking and

sugary, fatty diets.

But, despite Ms Imeson’s warnings,

neither ‘obesity’ nor ‘weight’ appears

anywhere in the Council’s Best Value

Review of public health as presented to

the Council’s ‘cabinet’ in November.

She says that the obesity fi gures leave

children at greater risk of developing

cancer, Type 2 diabetes and heart

disease in later life, early puberty,

eating disorders, asthma, teasing

and discrimination by peers, low self-

esteem, anxiety and depression.

In response to the problems, the Council

has put in place a ‘healthy families’ pilot

programme focussing on Charlton and

Woolwich Riverside, but not in SE9,

working with parents, children and fast

food outlets to improve

diet; also generic work

through schools and

children’s centres looking

at nutrition and the need

for exercise.

Cllr John Fahy, the

Council’s representative

on the Greenwich

Clinical Commissioning

Group said tackling

obesity remained a ‘high

priority’ for the borough.

In the last two years the increase for Year

6 children has levelled off , testimony to

the work done in schools on physical

activity and the ‘Olympic legacy’. But

the numbers arriving in reception

class already over-weight remained a

concern.

Numbers involved in sport had

remained stable in recent years but it

was hoped that heavy investment in

new facilities would start to show an

increase.

Childhood Obesity, Prevalence and PreventionStory by John Webb

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FEATURE

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Locksmith Stickers

Local police in Eltham have received

an increase in calls to local policing

teams and the non-emergency number

when locksmith stickers were placed

on many properties around Eltham. It

was suggested that the stickers may be

a way for burglars to mark vulnerable

properties.

However there is no evidence yet

linking the stickers directly to any

criminal activity in Eltham.

Inspector Ivor Gwyn said: "I am aware

that people are really concerned in

relation to the stickers. Our advice is

to remove them if you see them. We

have received a number of calls from

members of the public reporting such

stickers and are working to establish

exactly where the stickers have been

found and if they are linked to any

burglaries. Our local intelligence team

is aware of the stickers and we have

a number of offi cers working on this

issue."

Police offi cers in Eltham are

asking members of the public to

remain vigilant and do all they

can to keep their property secure in

order to make it harder for criminals to

break into homes.

Whilst overall burglary in Eltham and

across Greenwich is down there is a

seasonal trend for it to increase over the

period from September to December.

Offi cers across the borough are

reminding residents that a number of

simple measures can make a diff erence

and reduce the risk of becoming a

target for burglars.

Sergeant Catmull said: "Figures show

that residents become more vulnerable

to burglars at this time of year as the

evenings get darker with burglars on

the prowl for vulnerable properties.

During this period residential properties

remain in darkness for much longer

periods which makes them easier for

burglars to target. A number of simple

steps can really help to protect your

property."

Sergeant Catmull's advice is as follows:

Do not leave your car keys, valuables or

ID documents near a door, letterbox or

window. We have had incidents where

car key and house keys have been

‘fi shed’ through letter boxes.

Close and lock all your doors and

windows, even if you are only going

out for a few minutes - some people

tell us that they have been burgled after

popping down the road and thinking

that it would not be necessary to lock

their door.

Do you have a UPVC door? Take great

care in locking it. Don’t just turn the

handle up, but use the key to double

lock it. Burglars are able to ‘pop’ UPVC

doors and open them easily if you have

not locked it.

Keep your valuables out of sight -

money, jewellery, mobiles, and other

expensive items left by the window can

simply attract unwanted attention.

Leave some lights on a timer so they

can come on when it gets dark if you

are not in your home - this gives the

impression that someone is in and it

can be an excellent deterrent.

Fit a mortice lock to your front door

and other external doors and consider

installing a police approved burglar

alarm.

Always keep sheds and outbuildings

locked - burglars are aware that people

store valuable items in sheds and

those can generally be the type of

goods which can easily be sold on.

Cancel milk or other deliveries if you

will be away for days or weeks - milk left

outside tells a burglar that the house is

empty.

Mark or etch your property with your

postcode, house or fl at number or the

fi rst three letters of your house name.

Register items with a serial number at

www.immobilise.com

Sergeant Catmull added: "We have a

great range of crime prevention advice

on our website, including a virtual

house designed to advise you on areas

that may be vulnerable in your home. Of

course our team, as all the other teams

across the borough, remain available to

off er burglary crime prevention advice

by phone or in person."

More information on how to protect

your property is available on line at

http://content.met.police.uk/Site/

crimepreventionbumblebee.

SEnine spoke to Sergeant Marianne Catmull, in charge of the Eltham North Safer Neighbourhoods team.

You should call 101 to report crime and other

concerns that do not require an emergency

response. For example, if:

Your car has been stolen, Your property has been

damaged, You suspect drug use or dealing in

your neighbourhood

Or to:

Report a minor traffi c collision, Give the police

information about crime in your area, Speak to

the police about a general enquiry

You should always call 999 when it is an emergency, such as when a crime is in progress, someone suspected of a crime is nearby, when there is danger to life or when violence is being used or threatened.

Sergeant Marianne Catmull

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Renovation of the historic Severndroog

Castle, a dream of campaigners for more

than 12 years, is only months away from

being realised.

Their ambition is to return the Castle

to the community, together with the

panoramic vista from its summit, not

only southwards over SE9 but also

towards London, into Kent, Blackheath

and the river Thames.

Local conservation contractors Hilton

Abbey are three months into their task

to restore the Shooters Hill Castle as

close to its original 18th century glory

as possible.

This includes the winding spiral staircase

leading to the rooftop viewing platform

which has been out of bounds to the

public for decades.

A ground fl oor kitchen area will service

a fi rst fl oor cafeteria space.

T h e n

upwards to a

second fl oor

e d u c a t i o n

a n d

interpretation

r o o m

c o n t a i n i n g

details of the

b u i l d i n g ’ s

history and

origins.

Work is scheduled to trim back some

of the trees surrounding the top of the

Castle in order to open up vistas to all

point of the compass.

A new entrance is being opened up to

facilitate access with modern kitchen

and toilet facilities built in.

Finally railings, in Georgian style, will

be erected around the site to fi nish the

eff ect and increase the site’s security,

alongside comprehensive

CCTV coverage.

Providing warmth to the

rooms via under-fl oor heating

pipes will be an air source heat pump,

located on the building’s roof, giving

the latest low-cost sustainable energy

solution.

Barring last minute hitches, the

Severndroog Castle Building

Preservation Trust will be handed over

the keys in January; following this,

there will be gearing up for a formal

launch to the public in April.

Although unexpected works will bite

into the Trust’s contingency reserve,

the building work is expected to come

within the budget of nearly £850,000,

which has come from a variety of private

and public sources lead by the Heritage

Lottery Fund.

SEnine was given a sneak preview of the

on-going work in order to record the

progress being made.

Trustee Steve Daly said: “It has been

many years of eff ort but now we are

within sight of our ambitions; to return

the building to the community for

public enjoyment.”

The Trust is looking for variety of

voluntary helpers including marketing

assistants, tour guides and interpretation

helpers.

There are plans for a webcam to beam

pictures from the roof terrace and

A View to LondonWork to open up one of the finest views in London, over the

rooftops of SE9, is progressing well. John Webb reports.

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SEVERNDROOG REPORT

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community events taking place in the

Castle during the evenings. It’s planned

to bring in a professional company to

run the catering operation.

A new-look website gives details of the

Castle’s history and latest developments

of the progress towards the offi cial

public opening.

Lee Hilton, contract manager, has been

responsible for co-ordinating teams of

craftsmen restoring brickwork, acres of

plastering, gilding cornices, reinstating

sash windows, and installing wiring,

plumbing and pipework.

He says it has been a complex job

requiring heritage skills to match new

brickwork with old and shades of mortar

which in time will blend in with features

which have been in place since the

building was constructed in the 1784.

Doorways have been bricked up,

plaques taken down and given a deep

polish and windows re-glazed to a

heritage standard fi nish. Old

doors, opening inwards, are

being restored and will be

re-hung to open outwards,

which will reveal automatic

sliding doors to keep in the

warmth.

This will be an important

issue; with a ceiling height of nearly fi ve

metres on each level, temperatures will

not be high in the winter months.

Constant discussions have taken place

with conservation offi cers from English

Heritage and Greenwich Council in

order to ensure a fi nish which respects

the fabric of the unique building, which

is expected to bring in visitors from

across London and the Home Counties.

As ever when working

with a building of this age,

unexpected problems

emerged, including insecure

brickwork on the ground fl oor

which required 15 courses of

new bricks and pinning work

to make the structure sound

for another 230 years.

Lee said: “Most of the work

has been to the interior.

Basically, the structure is

sound although we have

had a lot of work to the

pointing and windows. On the inside,

it has been providing the necessary

service facilities, replacing ceilings and

massive areas of replacement plastering.

Door and window surrounds to match

the original fi nish have been a challenge

and the company’s carpentry has been

commended by conservation experts

overseeing the work.”

Finally, three lightning

rods to reduce the

risk of natural disaster.

The Castle might be

a folly, but that was

230 years ago; soon

Severndroog will be,

literally, the area’s top

tourist attraction.

The Castle was erected in 1784 by his wife, Lady James to commemorate Sir William James after his death. She wanted it erected on Shooters Hill so it could be seen from her home, Park Farm Place, in Glenure Road.

Donations should be sent to The Treasurer, 155, Greenvale Road, Eltham, London SE9 1PG. People can also sponsor a brick or make donations online at;www.severndroogcastle.org.uk/help.html

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SEVERNDROOG REPORT

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The present White Hart public house

was erected in the mid 1920s and is

numbered as 2 Eltham High Street and

stands opposite Sherard Road.

The site is historic and would once

have been owned by the Crown, as

were some nearby properties until

recent times. John Border is the earliest

recorded licensee in 1838 when the

beer house was the fi rst, or last, place of

refreshment in Eltham for local drinkers

and travellers between London,

Maidstone and the Channel ports.

Between 1843 and 1847 James Pilbeam

was licensee until he died that year

on 14 June, aged 88. The memorial

erected at his burial spot in St John’s

churchyard faces towards the White

Hart and concludes with the words

‘Judge Me Not’ which is open to wide

interpretation! In 1843 he had a ‘run

in’ with a local police inspector when

he was brought to court at Greenwich

before Mr Jeremy, ‘for keeping his house

open after the hour of ten o’clock at

night, contrary to the statute’.

Mr Jeremy declared that by the recent

Act, the power of fi xing the hours was

taken away from the magistrates but

in places having 2,500 inhabitants the

beer houses might be kept open until

eleven o’clock, whilst those places

not so inhabited must close at ten.

The number of inhabitants was to be

proved by the last census of 1841 but

the chief clerk said the return had not

been published but it was a well-known

fact that the Eltham population did not

amount to more than 2,300. As this fact

was only hearsay, Mr Jeremy dismissed

the summons with lack of proof but

the defendant was warned not to run a

similar risk. In 1851 widow Mrs Charlotte

Pilbeam is recorded as the licensee.

In the 1860s Thomas Gimson is recorded

as the beer shopkeeper and was born in

Chislehurst. In the 1861 census beside

his wife Mary and son Alfred there

were also residing eight male lodgers

described as ‘labourers’. At this time

some property west of the White Hart

was demolished to make an access to

meadow land where a large house,

Kings Garden, was built on Crown land;

in the mid 1930s this was redeveloped

as Kings Orchard. A parade of four shops

was built over the former house access

in 1935 by local builder WE Wright with

workshops to the rear for his business;

they were converted to Hill View Studios

in 2009.

The 1871 census records William

Frederick Turner as the beer shopkeeper

with his wife, two young daughters, a

servant, a potman and three labouring

lodgers. That year on Wednesday 25

April saw the savage attack in nearby

Kidbrooke Lane of housemaid Jane

Maria Clouson who was discovered at

an isolated spot near a Kidbrooke farm

by a policeman on his early morning

round. He was able to summon more

police support at Well Hall and the poor

victim was taken by stretcher to the

home of Dr King who lived opposite

the White Hart and then on to Guy’s

Hospital where injuries to her head were

investigated. She died the following

Sunday unable to give any information

about her assailant. The case prompted

wide public attention and the jury

eventually acquitted the man brought

for trial. The picture of the White Hart

shown here was part of a contemporary

montage produced to illustrate the

events under the title, THE MURDER AT

ELTHAM and is the earliest likeness of

the beer house where no doubt the sad

events were recalled.

Between 1882 and 1910 the landlords

were John Frederick Annett, Thomas

John Marshall, Richard John Lane and

Alfred G Nunn. In 1904 the pub was

bought by the Dartford Brewery Co. Ltd.

1913 saw the publication of The Amateur

Gentleman by popular novelist Jeff ery

Farnol who lived at 71 Eltham Road. It

tells the story of a hero from humble

beginnings who inherits a fortune and

cuts a fi gure in the fashionable world

as a Regency buck and eventually wins

‘the lovely lady’. The locations in this

book include references to Eltham, the

races and two Eltham pubs, The White

Hart and The Chequers (now Draughts).

‘Bright rose the sun upon the ‘White

Hart’ tavern that stands within Eltham

village, softening its rugged lines,

gilding its lattices, lending its ancient

timbers as mellower hue. The inn of

the ‘White Hart’ is an ancient structure

and very unpretentious (as great age

often is), and being so very old, it has

The White HartJohn Kennett looks at the history of a popular local pub

The 1871 drawing of the White Hart

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HISTORIC ELTHAM

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known full many a golden dawn. But

surely never, in all its length of days, had

it experienced quite such a morning

as this. All night long there had been

a strange hum upon the air, and now,

early though the air, Eltham village was

awake and full of an unusual bustle and

excitement.’

This was published in the time when

William John Batchelor was the licensee

but in April 1916 he was the victim of

a near fatal attack when a drunken

customer who, being ejected from the

premises, rose to his feet and seriously

injured the landlord’s throat with a knife.

Following court proceedings the farm

labourer, from nearby Lyme Farm, was

sentenced to six months detention at

His Majesty’s pleasure. In 1920 trams

from Lee stopped almost outside the

White Hart and in 1921 the missing link

was completed from ‘Eltham Church’ for

journeys towards London.

In the mid 1920s the old premises was

demolished for a new house. Some old

objects were unearthed, including a pair

of slippers bearing the royal monogram

MR encircled by four crowns, several

coins including a Queen Anne fl orin of

1707, a nosebag with the initials DT, and

wild was the unfounded speculation as

to their historic importance.

Three disused wells were

found in the garden and

there was a request to, ‘try

and use some of the old

beams in the rebuild’ but

no details were recorded

of such an action. The new

premises were opened in

June 1926 under licensee

Mrs Elizabeth Harriet

Batchelor.

Across the road old property

including Kingsdene, the

one time home of Dr King

was demolished and the

Eltham Baths opened in

April 1939.

During the 1980s the landlord owned

the unique PUB 1 number plate

attached to his car often parked on the

pavement in front of the

pub – it must now be

worth a fortune! In June

1997 work commenced

on the rear garden to

create a single storey

restaurant extension,

which was fi nished in

September. For a short

time jazz evenings were held on

Thursday featuring Patsy May’s band.

In August 2010 the pub closed and

was boarded up and then off ered for

sale freehold. In 2011 a ‘TO LET’ board

appeared and in September the pub

was receiving a revamp and paint and

re-opened in November 2011 with

new signage as a ‘Pub and Carvery’.

Present management HRM Pubs Ltd

commenced trading on 14 March 2012

and have attracted customers in a

welcoming atmosphere of food, drink

and charitable activities.

All pictures are from the John Kennett collectionThe White Hart in 1964

The timbered White Hart and the small Sherard Stores corner shop.

c. 1923 by Llwyd Roberts

Landlord’s unique number plate,

1989

Pub sign, 2012

Top - Advert from 1949

Below - 1970 advert from Eltham Little Theatre

programme.

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HISTORIC ELTHAM

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November was a very good month for Erith Town as they progressed to the 3rd Round of the FA Vase to join 4 other Southern Counties East Football League clubs in the draw. I think that in itself shows the strength of our League and hopefully one of our clubs, and it’s destined not to be us unfortunately, can emulate Tunbridge Wells who managed to reach the fi nal last season before narrowly losing to Spennymoor United at Wembley Stadium!

Erith comfortably beat Hartley Wintney 5-1 at Badgers (with Aaron Jeff ery scoring a hat-trick for the Dockers) as the Millers were gaining a creditable 1-1 draw at South Park. We were slightly unlucky to lose 3-2 in the replay at Badgers four days later after leading 2-1 with 7 minutes of the tie remaining! Erith will now travel to Norwich United in the next round while the Millers have to await a reshuffl e from our fi xture’s secretary to see who we face in the League as the Dockers are making the journey up the A12 on January 7th.

You can of course keep up to date with all the latest fi xtures and results at www.scefl .com or www.cray-valley.co.uk

Meanwhile, in the League Cup, we brushed past Deal Town by an aggregate of 8-3 (including a 5-1 home leg win) while Erith were beating Holmesdale by 7-5 to put both clubs into the Quarter Finals. Let’s hope more success is on the way!

Fixtures are pretty sparse during December as we all look forward to the Christmas break and spending some time with our loved ones but we will be back to full swing in the New Year.

All that’s left for me now, on behalf of all of us at Badgers, is to wish all readers of SEnine, a very Merry Christmas, a happy and prosperous New Year and I look forward to seeing some of you at Badgers soon!

Frank May, Chairman, Cray Valley (PM) FC

Badgers Sports ClubHome of Cray Valley (pm) FC & Erith Town FC

For Cray Valley: Contact

Dave Wilson (Secretary)

07715 961886

[email protected]

or Frank May (Chairman)

07778 987579

[email protected]

Middle Park Avenue Eltham SE95HT

020 8355 [email protected]

www.badgersportsclub.co.uk

For Erith Town: Contact

James Davie (Secretary)

077807 712149

[email protected]

or Ian Birrell (Chairman)

07956 291274

[email protected]

Set in the grounds of Cray Valley &

Erith Town Football Clubs, Badgers

Sports Club is the ideal venue for

a variety of functions & events. Our

professional catering & hospitality team

can tailor a package that best suits

your requirements. Our newly rebuilt

& refurbished Clubhouse has lifted the

whole venue, now with air conditioning,

while the large glass domed roof fi lls the

hall with sunlight. As part of our package

we can also recommend a range of

services, from Wedding cars & fl owers, to

DJs & even live bands if you require.

Decembers FixturesCray Valley

7th TBA (home)

14th Canterbury City (home)

28th Beckenham Town (away)

4th Jan 2014 Rochester United (home)

Erith Town

7th Norwich United (away) FA Vase

21st Ashford United (home)

28th Phoenix Sports (home)

4th Jan 2014 Holmesdale (away)Striker Joe Nwoko (CV, green) against Holmesdale Ryan Sawyer keeping a close eye on a Redhill striker!

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More than 650 members in the fi rst

month have been recruited to

the beautifully restored former cinema

space bringing ‘keep fi t’ at aff ordable

rates to local people.

The magnifi cent Art Deco space has

been lovingly restored with the addition

of a sensational glass atrium overlooking

Well Hall roundabout, kitted out with

the latest cardio-vascular equipment.

Open seven days a week, from 6am in

the morning weekdays to catch the

commuter trade, and 8am at weekends,

Kinesis off ers convenience and easy

parking to its patrons.

The introductory off er for the fi rst 500

members was snapped up rapidly and

Kinesis is heading towards the 1,000

mark by the Christmas season, when

membership is expected to be a must-

have Christmas gift in Eltham stockings

this year.

In the New Year, the second fl oor studios

will be open with a range of keep-

fi t classes running through the week

including yoga and ‘spin bike’ sessions

to music led by trained instructor.

The stunning foyer area is being kitted

out as a ‘chill-out’ space serving, initially

coff ees, teas, healthy drinks and light

snacks, but eventually with a more

extensive menu.

Commuters will be off ered a ‘breakfast’

take-away menu which they eat en

route to nearby Eltham Station or the

132 bus to North Greenwich.

Manager of the family-run concern,

Matt Suggars, said: “We’ve doubled our

expectations for the fi rst few weeks and

people are really loving coming in here.

“We’re taking feedback from our

customers all the time; we started with

the essential equipment at fi rst and

then we will add features which are

popular and in demand”, he said.

The refurbishment of the space has

been to the highest specifi cations

with exterior tiles

restored, Art Deco

glass staircase

renewed and

period features

added. The livery

is in the colours of

the Odeon group,

which originally

opened the

cinema in 1936.

“We’re getting great comments from

local people who are pleased the

building has been restored after 15

years of dereliction”, said Matt.

New members Holly Rouse and Louise

Coxall said they were enjoying being

able to drop in to the facility when they

like, timed around their working lives.

“It’s close to home and a great place to

come and keep fi t”, said Holly.

Using the cardio-vascular equipment

looking out on Well Hall, Taylor Scully,

not previously a gym member, said:

“I’m coming down three or four times

a week; it’s close to home and has easy

parking. I’m really enjoying it.”

More details at

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Membership is £29.99 per month

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Fit for PurposeEltham’s latest sports facility - the Kinesis Gym and Fitness Centre –

has opened to a fantastic response from the local community.

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How long have you been running

the cafe?

I took over in January 2011 after I'd

worked there for a while. I was sure it

had more potential than just doing teas

and coff ees.

What did you change?

I introduced an extensive menu of hot

food and freshly made cakes and other

snacks. I brought in Rob, who I knew as

a customer, to be chef. He makes all our

cakes on the premises, our bread is fresh

and we do all our cooking on site. We

also serve cappuccinos and lattes, ice

creams, sweets and cold drinks.

Is it only outside?

No, we have the indoor room when it’s

poor weather or for people who prefer

to be inside.

Has it been hard work?

Yes. I’m here seven days a week from

7.30am to get things ready.

No holidays?

Just one a year, we close for a couple of

weeks.

When does the cafe open?

Seven days a week, from 9am to closing

time, which depends on the time of the

year so can be up to 7 or 8 o'clock in

summer. Sometimes in the summer we

do 17 hour days.

What do you like about the job?

Our regular customers; I’m my own boss

running my own business; it’s outdoor

in a lovely park.

Who are your regular customers?

We get dog walkers, parents with young

children, ramblers, older people who

just want to get out of the house and

council workers. Saturday mornings

we get parents and children from the

Marathon Lions football club who train

here, there are tennis classes and cycling

clubs run by Limited Edition for children

and adults on Saturday and Sunday.

So it’s not just individual customers?

No, we cater for groups, I’ve just served

22 lunches for the ramblers in our

indoor room; we’re doing three course

Christmas dinners for parties of 10 or

more.

Have you and Rob got families?

Yes, we both have grown up children,

Rob used to bring his to this park when

they were young, I come from Welling,

so we’re both local.

Do you get support from Greenwich

Council?

We could defi nitely do with a lot more

help from them to attract people to

use the park. The swing park and play

area need improving, it's a bit rundown.

Kids want more facilities, perhaps a

skateboard area? More sport would be

good.

What about events?

We organise our own, such as the

Hallowe’en party we did recently. It helps

to generate business and provides a

service for the community. We cater for

private parties like a children's birthday

celebrations.

Has this summer's weather helped

business?

Yes, it's been really good, so diff erent

from the year before when we struggled

badly after the poor summer weather

of 2012. That was followed by a tough

winter. We barely had enough money to

pay the bills and came close to closing

down but people encouraged us to

keep going and supported us.

Give us a taste of your food menu?

Home-made vegetable soup, roast lamb

or pork baguettes, 100 per cent beef

half-pound burgers, chilli con carne,

jacket potatoes, chips, and food like

bacon, eggs and sausages for breakfast,

home-made cakes"

What's your ambition for the future

of the cafe?

I'd like to see it thriving with lots more

going on in the park and the cafe at the

heart of it all, people sitting at our tables

and enjoying the community spirit.

Once a run-down shelter, Eltham Park cafe has become an important part of the community which had a busy summer. Matt Bell talks to proprietor

Caroline Parnell and her plans for the winter months.

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Artistic GymnasticsOne of the area’s longest running gym clubs, Falcon Spartak has

celebrated its 40th anniversary.

The club, which was formed in 1973

and is based at Hurstmere School in

Sidcup, marked the birthday by holding

a gymnastics display and party.

Many of its members come from SE9 as

it serves Greenwich and surrounding

boroughs.

Falcon Spartak’s history has featured

medal winners at tournaments both

in this country and beyond starting

from its original mission to off er men’s

artistic gymnastics to those who were

interested in training’.

In recent years, it has expanded to off er

gymnastic opportunities to young

people of all ages and abilities, including

those with disabilities. Team members

attend events both across this country

and beyond.

Training is held in the school’s spacious

gym four times a week with fully

integrated sessions in artistic and

rhythmic gymnastics on Mondays,

Wednesdays and Thursdays for fully

integrated groups. On Saturday, sessions

are held for gymnasts with disabilities in

the morning with a general session in

the afternoons.

Special needs coach Iain Slater, from

New Eltham, (pictured with gymnasts)

has been associated with the club for

more than 20 years, having started as

a fi ve year old and been on numerous

trips to events across Europe, training up

to three times a week in his childhood.

He has now come back as a coach,

having taken his qualifi cations and

returned to the area following university.

Taking sessions with disabled gymnasts

on Saturdays is an ideal antidote to his

pressurised work as a producer on ITV's

‘X Factor’ programme, he says.

“I enjoy helping young people to

develop as gymnasts and gain self-

confi dence”, he said.

"You get to meet a wide range of

people, but also, because the club is

integrated, our disability gymnasts can

learn from the mainstream gymnasts

and vice versa, so it is good that the club

has them training side by side."

Lesley Walsh became involved with

the club when she took her daughter

Joanne to the club.

She was so inspired by the club’s

friendly atmosphere that she decided to

continue helping with its administration

after her daughter has passed through

the ranks.

Kay Salter has been the chairman

and senior coach of Falcon Spartak

for 26 years having been involved in

gymnastics all her life. Since retiring six

years ago, she has devoted much of her

time to running the club, which has 110

members.

She said the club had the full range

of men’s and women’s equipment for

artistic gymnastics including pommel

horse, rings, parallel bars and beam; for

rhythmic gymnastics there are hoops,

ribbons and balls.

She said: “I just enjoy being with the

gymnasts; having a mixture of people,

some with disabilities, means they help

each other and work together.

“It improves sociability, co-ordination

and how people see themselves”, she

said.

The able-bodied gymnasts are

encouraged to enter general

competitions; for the disabled there

are two national events a year, plus

one organised by Kay herself, in Poole,

which this year attracted more than 250

entrants.

The club still has spaces for new

members, all the way from 4 years

upwards to adult.

Anyone interested should call Kay on

07967 346060; the club’s website is

at www.falconspartak.com.

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school were among a giant turn

out for this year’s Lights Up parade and

celebrations up and down Eltham High

Street.

Fireworks lit up the sky at the end of the

parade, which marks the offi cial start to

the Christmas shopping period in SE9.

This year’s theme, of the Royal

Greenwich sponsored event, was ‘classic

children’s stories’ prompted by Eltham

author E Nesbit, who wrote her most

famous stories while living in Well Hall

in the fi rst two decade of last century.

D e a n s f i e l d ’s

chosen book

was ‘The

Owl and the

P u s s y c a t ’ ;

lanterns were

prepared by

the children

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youngsters

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to see a

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along the

High St with others from St Mary's,

Greenacres, Alderwood, Montbelle,

Kidbrooke Park, Haimo, Holy Family

primaries as well as St Thomas More

secondary and Eltham Hill. Workshops

were held at St Mary’s Community

Centre and the Eltham Centre; other

schools had drumming sessions,

providing an upbeat soundtrack to

proceedings.

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YOUNG ELTHAM

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It turned out to be a case of Big Storm/

Little Storm. Despite the predictions, the

weather of 28 October was nowhere near

as big a blow as the one 26 years previous.

There were some serious incidents; a giant

lime tree crushing a car in Court Yard,

large boughs down in Avery Hill Park and

some giant oaks in Shepherdleas Woods

threatening the railway line.

Horn Park suff ered the brunt of the wind

and lost eight willows, poplars and oaks

blown down. In Well Hall Pleasaunce an

old smooth leaved elm went down and an

ornamental cherry tree by the Tudor Barn,

planted when the park was fi rst laid out in

the 1930s.

Compare that with 16 October 1987 when

200 trees were lost in Greenwich Park, 50

in Avery Hill Park and around a third of

all trees in Oxleas Woods were said to be

toppled or damaged.

But many lessons were learned from that

event. The standard response had been

for fallen trees to be quickly chopped up,

burned or taken away.

That was not the right thing to do.

Decaying timber is one of the country’s

most important of habitats and, by being

excessively tidy, it has been under threat

at the hands of our own foresters with a

generation of rotting material having been

swept away.

At fi rst sight, decaying timber might look

like neglect or poor management. But it is

estimated that more than 1,800 species of

fungi, lichens, hoverfl ies, beetles, birds and

bats rely on old wood for their food and

homes, a wealth of biodiversity living off

each other.

It also begs the question about the

moment when a tree actually dies. It’s not

as straightforward as for humans or any

living creature in fact.

Trees are a long time a-dying and, in some

respects, the process begins when they’re

saplings. In later life, they start a process

of ‘veteranisation’, which can produce the

richest habitat of all.

Fungus can breed in the outer layers of a

tree quite happily for years, creating humps

and hollows for beetles and woodpeckers.

Open crowned ancient trees with hollow

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woodland manager will have all ages of

trees and plenty of deadwood around.

Weathering the weather

Tree down in Court Yard

Photo by John Kennett

The new multi-million pound re-

build of Eltham Hill school has been

offi cially opened.

A new Sixth Form centre, taking both

female and male students, was the fi nal

piece of the jigsaw which has seen the

entire school re-built and modernised

over the past three years.

Students in the Sixth Form will study

both for A levels and the International

Baccalaureate (IB) qualifi cation,

which has a broader and more varied

curriculum.

Eltham Hill has become the borough’s

centre for students wanting to study for

the IB and the fi rst students taking the

qualifi cation are now in their fi rst year.

The new Sixth Form centre, and catering

complex, has been sensitively built

around the original buildings of the

school which back on to Queenscroft

Park.

It joins the new high-tech three storey

building fronting on to Eltham Hill itself

alongside the state of the art sports and

leisure centre.

Headteacher Madeleine Griffi n said the

offi cial opening was a great day for the

school, and all the students who would

be educated there.

The opening

was attended by

former pupils Pat

Allen (L) and Sheila

Wood (R) with

the plaque being

unveiled by the

newly ennobled

Baroness Lawrence

of Clarendon.

Balloons Fly at School Opening

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NATURAL ELTHAM

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Tan away the winter blues'Smart, clean and modern', that

was the simple brief for the

establishment of a new Tanning Studio

in Well Hall Road Eltham.

The shop, H & H Tanning derives its

name from business partners Anna

Hershman and Tom Hanks.

The concept and design came from

Anna who had very clear ideas of what

was to be achieved. But

the work was done by

Tom with help from family

and friends, all who live

in Eltham, making the

business truly a 'made in

Eltham' aff air.

"All the staff are local or

family" said Anna. "They

have all been trained

in the processes and

products used in the

tanning studio".

The premises boasts the latest in

tanning equipment with two 225 watt,

60 tube stand up booths and one 71

tube lay down bed.

"We have made hygiene and cleanliness

a focus while also concentrating on

ease of use" Anna commented.

"We have all the top name creams

and products available, you can buy a

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Raising the roofs….SPY’s property correspondent is becoming

excited about the possible breaking of SE9’s

house price record which he believes is

likely to be shattered in the coming months.

The title deeds to the record have been held

by a house in Court Road since 2006 when

it sold for £1.45m at a time when property

and the economy seemed on a non-stop

track to oblivion. Although three others in

Court Road, and one in North Park, have

broken the £1m sound barrier since then,

the big money has gone elsewhere. But

SPY’s ‘man on the Zoopla omnibus’ informs

him that there are now fi ve properties in the

area which might have the winning ticket.

Top of the tree is the re-build on Court Road

just south of North Park, which is said to

have ‘instant kerb appeal’ as well as seven

bedrooms (all en suite) and the obligatory

rich-man’s toy, a cinema room. Close behind

is a neighbouring property which boasts ‘a

wonderful in-out driveway’ and includes an

outdoor pool but just six bedrooms. A snip

at £2m is an eight bedroom number with

jacuzzi, sauna garage and ‘teenage den’. It

also has gated access to the 10th tee of the

Royal Blackheath Golf Club, handy if you

can’t sleep. None of the agents, apparently,

mention the handiness of the local bus

services just beyond the gated driveways.

Sited slightly more sedately in North Park

are two further properties jostling at £1.5m

which could conceivably sneak the record,

possibly for a cash buyer? (no questions

asked).

Posh prices..Also in the posh end of town, nearby Eltham

Palace, SPY understands, is not up for sale,

despite the increasingly commercial antics

of owners English Heritage, who apparently

keep it in trust for the nation. Many locals

started to doubt this proposition when the

heritage cognoscenti ripped up the ‘free for

Greenwich Card holders’ access to the lovely

gardens and started to demand entry fees.

The fi nal sell-out came when the ‘garden

only’ ticket was withdrawn earlier this year

leaving it an expensive £9.80 a head stroll

for locals already familiar with the house

and Hall. Surely a chance to hand an olive

branch to the poverty-stricken serfs from

Eltham village? Not a bit of it. Entrance £6.20

each.

El Theme Palace....But EH bosses have big ideas for the site.

SPY understands that Heritage HQ is

aiming to promote the Palace into a higher

league in the history stakes. There is to be

a children’s playground installed this winter

and next year a plush new restaurant will

be built near the car park off Court Road. To

service this extension, a new 40 place

car park will expand the overspill

provision through a hedgerow

into an adjacent fi eld. The siting

of the new play area is puzzling,

occupying the old tennis court

installed but rarely used by the Courtaulds.

The puzzle is that the over-educated elite

which runs EH is spending most of the

winter ordering beautiful fl ower beds to be

grassed over in the name of historical 1930s

authenticity. So what about the tennis court

then, hitherto considered an important and

authentic Courtauld feature? Anyway, are

we sure yew-berry hedges and children are

a good combination?

Invading the Palace?It’s antics such as this which is putting

the Palace on the radar screen of Royal

Greenwich council bosses. Shortly, and held

back for four years by the Olympic Games,

the council is to launch its own heritage

trust which will oversee historic sites such

as the Tudor Barn, Charlton House, and

Severndroog Castle. Councillors hope the

trust will soar into the sky with the success

of Greenwich Leisure Limited and have

long term ambitions to bring Eltham Palace

within its ambit, the fi rst time the royal site

will have been taken by force in its 1,000

year history. Pipe-dreaming possibly. If its

role is to co-ordinate the borough heritage

eff orts, perhaps the fi rst task will be to install

proper street signage for the Tudor Barn, so

long denied it by the council’s un-joined up

Highways section.

Hidden heritage…It’s good that heritage is taking a step out of

the shadows and the latest exhibition at the

Heritage Centre, tucked well out of sight at

Woolwich Arsenal, contains two priceless

gems relating to SE9’s past. The fi rst is the

sole surviving manuscript of Eltham author

E Nesbit, who wrote her famous books

while living at Well Hall, which has never

previously seen the light of public view.

One of her lesser-known tomes is ‘The

Magic City’ and the original manuscript

shows her keen, fl owing handwriting, with

numerous amendments. Interestingly, the

paper is marked ‘Woolwich Public Libraries’

which suggests that, despite her fame, she

deemed it necessary to ‘borrow’ paper to do

her work. Also on show is a ledger with the

landing sites of the war-time ‘fl ying bombs,’

or doodlebugs, in the area, with casualties.

It logs the fi rst V1 hitting a site near Avery

Hill Road on 17 June 1944. Just reading

the list of the landings, dates, deaths and

familiar street names brings home the real

terror which must have been felt by our

recent predecessors. Fascinating reading

but, scandalously, not available for all to

see on the internet, just a few passing souls,

Censorship by neglect.

Endangered species...So what have a dodo, the Loch Ness

Monster and young car-less couples who

can aff ord £250,000 apartments have in

common? Yes, you’ve guessed it, none

of them exist! Unless you’re Greenwich

Council and a developer trying to sort out

Eltham’s longest running derelict site, aka

Grove Market Place. SPY learns that new

contenders, Citigrove, are planning 144 fl ats

with just 49 car parking spaces, which runs

contrary to every bit of current planning

guidance. No bother, say Citigrove, the

answer’s obvious. People who have cars

just won’t want to buy them! That’s ok then.

Although it isn’t. Young couples with cars

will buy them but leave their vehicles strewn

around neighbouring residential areas. This

causes apoplexy at the nearby Bob Hope

Theatre, never normally ones to make a

drama out of a crisis. Planning watchers

will remember council leader Chris Roberts

giving them assurances that their evening

parking requirements would be listened

to in re-developing the eyesore, a promise

which came to nothing when Cathedral got

the go-ahead for their doomed commercial

hub proposals. History’s repeating itself.

Floored proposals….SPY wonders if anyone else noticed that

the previous six storey apartment planned

for the Grove has become eight storeys in

the latest plans. How? By putting fl ats in the

basement car parking space, calling it ‘lower

ground’ and using the continental system of

numbering from the second fl oor upwards.

C’mon, we can count boys.

In the queue….Meanwhile, pre-Xmas shoppers queuing

for ages to fi nd a parking space in Orangery

Lane will be pleased to hear relief is at hand.

After having spent years denying there

were more cars than spaces in Eltham, brain

boxes in the town’s regeneration board now

accept there’s a shortfall at ‘peak hours’. SPY

thinks we could have told them that some

time ago. Expect proposals for a new multi-

storey in the area.

Pizza Hut…Pizza shut. That's all I have to say about that.

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controversial or gossip, but never

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What is your opinion?

As a resident of Progress estate I have the overall trust that most people have in our fi ne estate, I have a nutty front garden with all kinds of interesting things in it and has many viewers and kids love it, along with my husky, but a few weeks ago I was appalled one morning when I noticed 3 of my large metal red/white mushrooms had gone walk about. I would be grateful if anyone has seen them around to let me know through se9 mag, as they are very old and are around 2/3 foot high metal, and I’ve had them for 10 years.

Another matter is the up keep of the estate which seems to be falling. I regularly report to the council about our ever running problem of the cracked and broken paving and repairs which are usually repaired when too late, but this is probably a large hazard, as there are many of them because of the parking on pavements, on bin days I have to walk in the road as you can’t get through, which is a real safety issue and tenants parking 3/4 on pavements as well all other times. I know our roads are narrow but this problem really needs addressing, posts or something to stop pavement parking which is the main cause of all the broken pavements ,and if it takes not parking your car slap bang outside your house so be it ,Lesley Ann Vint - Brome Road

Pernicious Retailer

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Your Spy blithely asserts (November issue) that Lidl ‘would certainly give Mottingham high street (sic) a fi llip’. He hasn’t been spying in Mottingham, then.

In April, a packed residents’ association meeting gave Lidl a unanimous thumbs down to a supermarket in our village and a week later, an anti-Lidl mass demonstration was broadcast on BBC News. All our councillors and both local MPs and the relevant government minister oppose Lidl’s scheme.

Furthermore, Lidl’s PR machine has backfi red. An exhibition attempting to tout the new supermarket locally was supported by just 22 people out of hundreds participating in an exit poll. And a widely promoted Lidl online survey has fl opped, with under 30 named respondents supporting a supermarket out of thousands living here.

So why all this opposition to Lidl? This pernicious retailer proposes to demolish The Porcupine, an attractive old building that houses a community asset that has been run down for decades by successive incompetent owners of the pub. Their proposition involves the destruction of many trees, the paving over of extensive gardens for parking and permanent disruption of the lives of scores of families living around the site.

Add to this the unacceptable increase in local traffi c and Lidl trolleys littering our streets, plus job losses through the inevitable closure of existing local shops that already serve our local shopping needs, and Mottingham people would have to endure a sharp decline in their living environment.Some fi llip.Mike Park - Court Road

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I am pleased to see that the old name of Sun Yard has been revived for the access road alongside Eltham Library at the suggestion, I understand, of the Eltham Society. What a pity that the area is blighted by Prezzo and their eight refuse bins. When the Eletriq café operated the area contained no bins, Prezzo have turned it into ‘Bin Yard’.E.J., - Eltham…..

I don't know who all the local objectors to a path round the circumference of Avery Hill Park are, but I think it's long overdue.

Surely we should be encouraging people to exercise all year, including winter, when the unpaved path is a quagmire. I often walk the circuit and think it's great that I don't have to dodge dog poo and don't have to hose my walking shoes off afterwards.

More crucially, people with buggies, wheelchairs and those with sight or walking problems will fi nd it so much easier. It is a large, underused park which now has an extra excellent resource.S Darvill - Colepits Wood Road

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If there’s a subject on which

Herbaceous is conspicuously quiet,

it’s politics.

Not because he has no views, in

fact he has more than plenty, but

their outlandish nature makes them

‘comedic’, as they say these days.

They’re the result of the distorted prism

through which the Old Grump sees the

world and are seasoned by his own

experiences.

But there’s a constant theme.

An example is his views on job seeking,

the prevailing view is that it’s good to

help young people fi nd them.

To Herbaceous, this is little more than

a game of musical chairs. You help one

youngster fi nd a job, it’s just snatching it

from under the nose of another.

Loads of kids getting ‘on their bikes’

just results in loads of kids going round

on bikes, not more of them actually

working, he reckons.

Similarly the latest eff orts to help couples

buy their fi rst houses. The only ‘help’ he

ever got was from a sharp-suit putting

his interest rate up to 17 per cent. The

poor lad spent a whole year having to

eat home-grown carrots. Mind you, the

cottage only cost £15,000, so it was just

about doable.

Again, he reckons, helping one couple

get their toes on the ladder only serves

either to push another’s off or to shift

the ladder completely.

Same with his bills for electricity. So, a

million folk club together to make their

bills cheaper. But it only serves to make

everyone else’s more expensive. Where’s

the point in that? It’s as much help as

handing out glow sticks.

As ever, Herbaceous’ preferred analogies

come from the world of horticulture. Is it

better, for instance to help some people

get allotments, without adding to the

number of allotments? Or to order more

compost so that more can be grown on

each plot?

And, instead of people growing

cabbages – only one per plant – better

courgettes, which produce more the

more you pick.

So, if he were a politician, that would be

his slogan. ‘More muck and marrows.

You know it makes sense!’

You can see why he keeps it quiet.

More Muck & MarrowsSEnine

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HERBACEOUS

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