By Kyle Manston

Birth

• May 22, 1995

• Born in Somalia

• Has an identical twin

Best Friends

• Mitchell perun

• Dan putman

Enemies

• Alex Kuretich

• Emily Dunkkkk

Hobbies

• Making stories of rain

• Destroying lives

• Going to iraq

END

•JK!!!!!

Career

• Part time stripper

• Full time hooker

• Priest at pre-school on weekends

Secrets

• Creeps on alex kuretich

• Plans on killing emily with kyle

• She is just like her great step uncle

• Secretly adores dan from great distances

quotes

• The saucers are up there, the grave yard is over there, and im locked up in here. I will be safe (plan 9 from outer space)

• Screw the rubbers, im on the pill

• FUCK THE POLICE!

Favorite

• Favorite class: sex ed

• Favorite food: your mom

• Favorite thing to do: coke

• Favorite animal: gorilla

F****d up family

• Great step-uncle was a cross-dressing director

• Mom is a meth dealing, crack whore

• Dad is a stay at home parent who watches over dana’s many children

Dana AFTER HOURS

• Do I even need to say!?

Dana when angered

• RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

WINNNNNN

Dana’s angry baby

• Someone took after their mother………

Marrage

• On November 19, 2006 Dana got married

• It was unfortunately interrupted with a shooting by an alien

•HA

House

• What was she thinking!?!?!?!?

pets

Fluffy Bounce allot

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