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Humorous Novelty Trend Dolls, Keychains & Pillows
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SPRING 2016
What are Dammit Dolls? Just give us a
minute and we’ll tell you, DAMMIT! Stress
relief is the game and Dammit Dolls is our
name. Ever been so stressed that you feel
a crazy urge to shout and destroy? Been
there, done that. Which is why we created
a 12-inch doll that can take a whacking!
Dammit Dolls’ voodoo charm, fun prints
and side-splitting poem quickly make it
everybody’s go-to stress management
tool. Not to mention it’s saved people tons
on damaged property bills, and prevented
numerous arrests (we’re guessing).
SLAMMIT! DAMMIT! Get your happy
back on...
To place orders, contact your local rep,
or reach us directly:
www.DAMMITDOLLS.com
888.689.7881
CLASSIC DOLLS .................................
STRESS HEADS ...................................
DAMMIT CAMO ...................................
DAMMIT VOTE .....................................
DAMMIT FAMILY .................................
DAMMIT PILLOW ................................
DAMMIT CANCER ..............................
WIN DAMMIT ........................................
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FALL 2016
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Let’s face it, nobody is Zen 24/7.
When frustrations seem insurmountable,
Harvard scientists say that finding a way
to release your pain leads to a happier life.
CLASSIC
12 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 26 | $149.50
WHENEVER THINGS DON’T GO SO WELL
AND YOU WANT TO HIT THE WALL AND YELL
HERE’S A LITTLE DAMMIT DOLL
THAT YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT
JUST GRASP IT FIRMLY BY THE LEGS
AND FIND A PLACE TO SLAM IT
AND AS YOU WHACK THE STUFFING OUT
YELL “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”
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CLASSIC DOLLS
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Everybody has had one of “those”
days at work. The Dammit Stress Head is
a hand-sized desk accessory that relieves
your frustrations while making you chuckle.
Banish the stress and keep your job.
WHEN YOUR DAY’S FULL OF STRESS
AND YOUR WORKLOAD’S A MESS
HERE’S A “DAMMIT STRESS HEAD”
THAT YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT
JUST GRAB IT FIRMLY WITH YOUR HANDS
AND TELL THEM ALL TO CRAM IT
AND AS THE STUFFING COMES FLYING OUT
YELL “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”
STRESS HEADS
STRESS HEAD
4.5 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 8 | $47.60
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Feel like your frustrations are on
overdrive? Our Dammit Camo Doll can
take your stress and a little extra. Start
slamming and whacking until you can’t
conceal that smile any longer.
VOTE Is any candidate worthy enough to
run this great nation? If you can’t make
a decision, just grab a Vote Dammit
Doll and get to whacking! As all the
uncertainty subsides, you will be ready
to vote with pride.
CAMO
WHEN WASHINGTON IS A HOT MESS
AND YOU REFUSE TO SETTLE FOR LESS
HERE’S A “VOTE DAMMIT” DOLL
YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT
JUST IGNORE THE UPHEAVAL
CHOOSE THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS
GRAB YOUR DOLL AND SLAM IT
THEN GET OUT AND VOTE DAMMIT!
7 INCHES | 1 PRE-PACK OF 5 | $29.75MINIMUM ORDER 4 PRE-PACKS | $119
ELEPHANT
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DONKEY
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WHENEVER THINGS DON’T GO SO WELL
AND YOU WANT TO HIT THE WALL AND YELL
HERE’S A LITTLE DAMMIT DOLL
THAT YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT
JUST GRASP IT FIRMLY BY THE LEGS
AND FIND A PLACE TO SLAM IT
AND AS YOU WHACK THE STUFFING OUT
YELL “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”
CAMO
12 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 6 | $34.50
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TEEN DAUGHTER
12 INCHES | 1 INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50REORDERS ONLY
Dammit Teen Daughter is stressed the f*** out. Her homework is never
ending, her crush is ignoring her texts and Teen Daughter’s parents are beyond embarrassing. This moment/this day/her life is the literal worst. Like, honestly, she gets you, your drama and your super reasonable right to be pissed. Save an eye roll,
slam a Dammit Doll!
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MIXED-UP TEEN DAUGHTERDFAM1001
GRUMPY VET
12 INCHES | 1 INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50REORDERS ONLY
Grumpy Vet can’t seem to get any respect. He dodged bullets in the war for you! The least you could do is listen to his long winded
story about his early-bird special. When he’s not releasing tension by swigging from an unmarked flask, or swearing at the local
kids, he’s whacking the stuffing out of a Dammit Doll.
GRUMPY VET
Whenever your kin has you on the brink,
grab a member of our family collection
and tell them what you think. These
comical characters remind you that
although your family is crazy, it could
always be worse, DAMMIT!
FAMILY
Nobody gets Rebellious Rocker. Nobody,
except his guitar! Don’t even think of
parking your car in the garage, he’s
rehearsing with the band. He needs plenty
of space to transform his angst into the
next big rock ‘n roll hit. Whenever s———’s
going down, he’s lining up Dammit Dolls
for a high energy slamming!
REBELLIOUS ROCKERSoccer Mom’s can-do attitude was
lost sometime after husband number 3. Her 2 beautiful kids tend to get in the way of her drinking, and her BFF is totally bad-mouthing her
on Facebook. She can’t even deal with reality right now. Pour a glass of Pinot Grigio and let go of that
tension by whacking a Dammit Doll.
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SOCCER MOM
12 INCHES | 1 INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50REORDERS ONLY
STRESSED OUT SOCCER MOM
12 INCHES | 1 INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50REORDERS ONLY
Uncle Tony’s life isn’t always picture-perfect fabulosity.
His dog has been acting super judgy lately and he’s way too
hot to be this single. Uncle Tony gets that being different, though amazing, can be an anxiety-ridden
existence. When the world gets mean, just grab a Dammit Doll and
make a scene.
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UNCLE TONY
UNREQUITED UNCLE TONY
12 INCHES | 1 INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50REORDERS ONLY
FAMILY
12 INCHES | 1 ASST’D FAMILY PRE-PACK OF 5 | $29.75MINIMUM ORDER 2 PRE-PACKS | $59.50
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ROCKER
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Remember the age old trick of
screaming your frustrations into your
pillow? Well, we decided to take that
to a whole new level with our Dammit
Throw Pillow. Fling it, slam it, punch
it! No one’s looking. A fun ice breaker,
dorm room gift or home décor piece!
Our mission is simple: 50% of the profits
from the sale of the DammitCancer
Dolls will benefit cancer treatment and
programs, and provide a little stress
relief for families living with cancer.
CANCER
YOU CAN’T GET ME DOWN
I WON’T LET YOU DO IT
I AM A SURVIVOR
AND I WON’T LET YOU WIN IT
I AM GOING TO RISE
ABOVE THE PAIN AND FEAR
VICTORIOUS AND WISE
YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE
DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
WHEN LIFE IS ROUGH
AND TIMES ARE TOUGH
AND THERE’S NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT
I’M A DAMMIT THROW PILLOW
THAT YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT
JUST SCREAM INTO ME, I WON’T TELL
AND IF YOU JUST CAN’T STAND IT
THROW ME AT THE WALL AND YELL
DAMMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
PILLOW
13 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 3 | $30
CANCER
12 INCHES | INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50
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PILLOW CANCER
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Attention sports fans! If your team has
you one step away from punching the
TV, we have something that will relieve
your stress and save you tons in damage
repairs. Hurl this at the TV! Our WIN
Dammit Doll gets you through the game.
WHEN YOUR TEAM’S GETTING CREAMED
AND YOU JUST WANT TO SCREAM
HERE’S A “WIN DAMMIT” DOLL
THAT YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT
JUST GRAB IT FIRMLY BY THE LEGS
AND FIND A PLACE TO SLAM IT
AND AS YOU WHACK THE STUFFING OUT
YELL “WIN DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”
12 INCHES | 1 PRE-PACK OF 5 | $29.75MINIMUM ORDER 4 PRE-PACKS | $119
THE INTIMIDATOR
THE DEFENDER
THE ALL AMERICAN
THE MASCOT
THE 6th MAN
THE RED ZONE
WD113
WD108
WD105
WD109
WD104
WD115
THE ENFORCER
THE ALL STAR
THE VICTORY
THE TRADITION
THE SHOWTIME
THE LEGEND
WD112
WD101
WD107
WD102
WD103
WD106
THE CAPTAIN
WD100
To place orders, contact yourlocal rep, or reach us directly:[email protected]