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The Transportation Safety Authority is known for all the wrong reasons. Notorious for their excessive pat-downs, frisking of children and elderly leukemia patients in wheelchairs, sometimes it feels like they do more harm than good. Are we really preventing another major terrorist attack by making me take off my shoes and put them in a separate bin? By Austin Johansen Monday, July 11, 2011 Save the Budget, Cut the TSA Don’t TSA me, bro!
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Save the Budget, Cut the TSA
By Austin Johansen Monday, July 11, 2011
Don’t TSA me, bro!
Air travel in post-9/11 America just plain sucks. It’s hard to tell what’s worse between the tedious lines
at baggage check-in to even more tedious lines at security; there’s no getting around the incessant line-
waiting, impatient weight-shifting and phone-checking that goes into every trip to the airport. But to
nearly anyone who’s required to fly on a regular basis, three simple letters are enough to cringe and
gnash teeth: TSA.
The Transportation Safety Authority is known for all the wrong reasons. Notorious for their excessive
pat-downs, frisking of children and elderly leukemia patients in wheelchairs, sometimes it feels like they
do more harm than good. Are we really preventing another major terrorist attack by making me take off
my shoes and put them in a separate bin?
When they’re not taking their jobs and miniscule authority too seriously, they’re not taking them
seriously enough, or even bothering doing their jobs at all. Take for instance the hilariously terrifying
TSA foul-up last Friday, as a cleaning crew at Newark Liberty Airportdiscovered a stun gun tucked into a
seat after a late-night flight from Boston to Newark. Not only did someone get through TSA with the
stun gun, they enjoyed their entire flight undisturbed before, it seems, accidentally leaving it wedged in
their seat.
But no need to worry, after the weapon was reported to Port Authority police, it was immediately
turned over to the TSA–yes, the same guys who should’ve found the weapon in the first place were
entrusted with its confiscation. If they weren’t so busy checking Nana’s diapers for explosives, maybe
they would’ve noticed that guy waddling like he has a stun gun tucked against his taint. Is anyone
getting fired over this?
The answer is no, because TSA is saving their firings for employees like Nelson Santiago, who was
terminated after being caught stealing an iPad from a passenger’s luggage and shoving it in his pants,
storing it to be sold later online with other electronics he’d stolen—$50,000 worth to be exact. Now we
need to protect our luggage from the people protecting our luggage? Can we reallocate Grandma’s pat-
down to luggage-handling agents now, please?
It’s bewildering that despite the oppressive, rigorous screenings everyone has to go through at airport
security, glaring mistakes are still made by the agents we’re expected to entrust with our safety. It’s no
secret that government agencies can be wasteful, but when we see such a string of overt failures to
ensure public safety, it’s time to analyze the effectiveness–or even the very purpose of the TSA’s
ridiculous antics.
You can’t argue the utility of an agency that feels it necessary to screen a 6 year-old girlwith her mother,
while Olajide Olwaseun Noibi boards a flight from New York to Los Angeles using only an expired
University of Michigan student ID and a boarding pass in someone else’s name. It’s just one of those
things we’ve been forced to tolerate due to post-9/11 fear-mongering, making us believe that the
extensive security measures are keeping us safe. After countless instances of mace, pocket knives and
stun guns getting through security, it’s obvious they’re merely slowing down our travel time for the sake
of a false sense of security, defending ourselves retroactively from an airline attack that’s not likely to
happen again in the same way.
In the ongoing debates about necessary budget cuts, the TSA needs to be under the microscope if it’s
not already. If you’re going to justify spending over $700 billion on defense, at least allocate some of
those funds to a better-functioning TSA. Or do the budget, along with the entire country, a favor and nix
the agency entirely, because right now it seems like malfunctioning underwear bombs have a better
chance at stopping the next attack than the TSA.