Dear Phillip,I am aware that we were both caught off

guard when our friends set us up on this date.

I guess when youre single, your friends feel

a sort of obligation to help.

Regardless, I thought I would send you a

little bit about myself. I enclosed a resume

detailing my experiences.Essentially, I have become a professional

blind date. Best regards,

Education:North Carolina State University

B.A.- SpontenaityMasters Degree- Small Talk

Ph.D- Awkward Situations

I make awkward look easy!Skills:-Small talk-Slurping spaghetti

-Eating Chocolates-Making excuses to leave

-Pretending not to be bored

Kara Andersen

Professional Blind Date

Hobbies-Painting my nails

-Doing my hair

-Reading the dictionary-Taking naps

207 Mockingbird Lane, Ashville, NC 70714Ph. 709-272-7706

Experiences:I have been on 75 blind dates. Some experiences of note include:

*Sneaking away after a date wouldnt stop loudly slurping spaghetti.

This man was an FBI agent, so sneaking anywhere is a feat.

*Suffering through a date with 2 B-grade movies, a 4 hour wait for

dinner, and walk in the rain with no umbrella.

*Having a date to a professional wrestling match.

*Surviving being capsized after a date took me sailing and a

storm came up while we were at sea.

*During one date, the man would not stop literally throwing

flowers at me. I ended up leaving be cause I am allergic to flowers.

*We once ended up getting lost on the bad side of town.Thugs

almost nearly kidnapped me.

*During a hot air balloon ride, the balloon crashed, stranding us

in the middle of the Appalachians at night.