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Cra
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Cra
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Holid
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january1) First Foot Day and
Z Day2) Run Up the
Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
3) Festival of Sleep Day
4) Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
5) Bird Day6) Bean Day7) Old Rock Day8) National JoyGerm
Day and Man Watcher’s Day
9) Play God Day10)Peculiar People
Day11)National Step in
a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
12)Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
13)Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
14)National Dress Up Your Pet Day
15)Hat Day16)Hot and Spicy
Food International day
and National Nothing Day
17)Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
18)Winnie the Pooh Day
19)National Popcorn Day
20)National Buttercrunch Day
21)National Hugging Day
22)National Answer Your Cat’s Question Day
23)National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
24)Eskimo Pie Patent Day
25)Opposite Day26)Australia Day27)Thomas Crapper
Day28)National Kazoo
Day29)National
Cornchip Day30)Escape Day31)National Popcorn
Day and Child Labor Day
February1) Serpent Day2) Purification Day3) Cordova Ice
Worm Day4) Create A Vacuum
Day5) Disaster Day6) Lame Duck Day7) Charles Dickens
Day8) Kite Flying Day9) Toothache Day10)Umbrella Day11)White Tee-Shirt
Day and Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
12)National Plum Pudding Day
13)Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
14)Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
15)National Gum Drop Day
16)Do A Grouch A Favor Day
17)Champion Crab Races Day
18)National Battery Day
19)National Chocolate Mint Day
20)Hoodie Hoo Day21)Card Reading
Day22)Be Humble Day23)International Dog
Biscuit Appreciation Day
24)National Tortilla Chip Day
25)Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
26)National Pistachio Day
27)International Polar Bear Day
28)Public Sleeping Day
29)National Surf and Turf Day
MARCH1) National Pig Day
and Peanut Butter Lover’s Day
2) Old Stuff Day3) I Want You To Be
Happy Day and National Anthem Day
4) Holy Experiment Day
5) Multiple Personalities Day
6) National Frozen Food Day
7) National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
8) Be Nasty Day9) Panic Day10)Festival Of Life In
The Cracks Day11)Johnny
Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
12)Alfred Hitchcock Day
13)Jewel Day14)National Potato
Chip Day15)Buzzard’s Day
and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
16)Everything You DoRight Day
17)Submarine Day18)Supreme
Sacrifice Day19)Poultry Day20)Proposal Day and
Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
21)Fragrance Day22)National Goof-off
Day23)National
Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
24)National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
25)Pecan Day and Waffle Day
26)Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
27)National "Joe" Day
28)Something On A Stick Day
29)Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
30)I Am In Control Day
31)Bunsen Burner Day
April1) One Cent Day2) National Peanut
Butter and Jelly Day
3) Tweed Day and Don’t Go To Work Unless It’s Fun Day
4) Tell-A-Lie Day5) Go For Broke Day6) Sorry Charlie Day7) No Housework
Day8) All Is Ours Day9) Winston Churchill
Day and Name Yourself Day
10)Golfers Day11)Eight-Track Tape
Day12)Look Up At The
Sky Day13)Blame Somebody
Else Day14)National Pecan
Day15)Rubber Eraser
Day16)National Stress
Awareness Day
and National Eggs Benedict Day
17)National Cheeseball Day
18)International Jugglers Day
19)Garlic Day20)Look Alike Day21)Kindergarten Day22)National Jelly
Bean Day23)Read Me Day and
World Laboratory Animal Day
24)National Pigs In A Blanket Day
25)National Zucchini Bread Day
26)Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
27)Tell A Story Day28)Kiss-Your-Mate
Day29)National Shrimp
Scampi Day30)National Honesty
Day
May1) Save The Rhino
Day2) Fire Day3) Lumpy Rug Day4) National Candied
Orange Peel Day5) National Hoagie
Day6) Beverage Day7) International Tuba
Day and National Roast Leg of Lamb Day
8) No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
9) Lost Sock Memorial Day
10)Clean Up Your Room Day
11)Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
12)Limerick Day13)Leprechaun Day14)National Dance
Like A Chicken Day
15)National Chocolate Chip Day
16)Wear Purple For Peace Day
17)Pack Rat Day18)International
Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day
19)Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
20)Eliza Doolittle Day
21)National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day
22)Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
23)Penny Day24)National Escargot
Day25)National Tap
Dance Day26)Grey Day27)Body Painting
Arts Festival28)National
Hamburger Day29)End Of The
Middle Ages Day30)My Bucket’s Got
A Hole In It Day31)National
Macaroon Day
June1) Dare Day2) National Rocky
Road Day3) Repeat Day4) Old Maid’s Day5) Festival Of
Popular Delusions Day
6) Teacher’s Day7) National
Chocolate Ice Cream Day
8) Name Your Poison Day
9) Donald Duck Day10)National Yo-Yo
Day11)National Hug
Holiday12)Machine Day13)National Juggling
Day14)Pop Goes The
Weasel Day15)Smile Power Day16)National Hollerin’
Contest Day17)Eat Your
Vegetables Day18)International
Panic Day19)World Sauntering
Day20)Ice Cream Soda
Day21)Cuckoo Warning
Day22)National
Chocolate Eclair Day
23)National Pink Day24)Museum Comes
To Life Day25)Log Cabin Day26)National
Chocolate Pudding Day
27)National Columnists Day
28)Paul Bunyan Day29)Camera Day30)Meteor Day
July1) Build A
Scarecrow Day2) Visitation Of The
Virgin Mary Day3) Stay Out Of The
Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day
4) National Country Music Day
5) Workaholics Day6) National Fried
Chicken Day7) National
Strawberry Sundae Day
8) Video Games Day9) National Sugar
Cookie Day10)Clerihew Day11)National Cheer
Up The Lonely Day
12)National Pecan Pie Day
13)Fool’s Paradise Day
14)National Nude Day
15)Respect Canada Day
16)International
Juggling Day17)National Peach
Ice Cream Day18)National Ice
Cream Day and National Caviar Day
19)Flitch Day20)Ugly Truck
Contest Day21)National Tug-Of-
War Tournament Day
22)Ratcatcher’s Day23)National Vanilla
Ice Cream Day24)Amelia Earhart
Day25)Threading The
Needle Day26)All Or Nothing
Day27)Take Your Pants
For A Walk Day28)National Milk
Chocolate Day29)Cheese Sacrifice
Purchase Day30)National
Cheesecake Day31)Parent’s Day
August1) Friendship Day
and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
2) National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
3) National Watermelon Day
4) Twins Day Festival
5) National Mustard Day
6) Wiggle Your Toes Day
7) Sea Serpent Day8) Sneak Some
Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Night
9) National Polka Festival
10)Lazy Day11)Presidential Joke
Day12)Middle Child’s
Day13)Blame Someone
Else Day14)National
Creamsicle Day
15)National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day
16)Bratwurst Festival
17)National Thriftshop Day
18)Bad Poetry Day19)Potato Day20)National Radio
Day21)National
Spumoni Day22)Be An Angel Day23)National
Spongecake Day24)Knife Day25)Kiss-And-Make-
Up Day26)National Cherry
Popsicle Day27)Petroleum Day28)World Sauntering
Day29)More Herbs, Less
Salt Day30)National Toasted
Marshmallow Day31)National Trail Mix
Day
September1) Emma M. Nutt
Day2) National
Beheading Day3) Skyscraper Day4) Newspaper
Carrier Day5) Be Late For
Something Day6) Fight
Procrastination Day
7) Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
8) National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
9) Teddy Bear Day10)Swap Ideas Day11)No News is Good
News Day12)National Pet
Memorial Day and National Chocolate Milkshake Day
13)Defy Superstition Day
14)National Cream-filled Donut Day
15)Felt Hat Day16)Collect Rocks
Day
17)National Apple Dumpling Day
18)National Play-doh Day
19)International Talk Like a Pirate Day
20)National Punch Day
21)World Gratitude Day and International Banana Festival
22)Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
23)Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
24)Festival Of Latest Novelties
25)National Comic Book Day
26)National Good Neighbor Day and National Pancake Day
27)Crush A Can Day28)Ask A Stupid
Question Day More
29)Poisoned Blackberries Day
30)National Mud Pack Day
October1) World Vegetarian
Day and Magic Circles Day
2) Name Your Car Day
3) Virus Appreciation Day
4) National Golf Day5) National
Storytelling Festival
6) German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
7) National Frappe Day
8) American Tag Day
9) Moldy Cheese Day
10)National Angel Food Cake Day
11)It’s My Party Day12)International
Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
13)National Peanut Festival
14)Be Bald and Free Day and National
Dessert Day15)White Cane
Safety Day16)Dictionary Day17)Gaudy Day18)No Beard Day19)Evaluate Your
Life Day20)National
Brandied Fruit Day
21)Babbling Day22)National Nut Day23)National Mole
Day24)National Bologna
Day25)Punk For A Day
Day26)Mule Day27)Sylvia Plath Day28)Plush Animal
Lover’s Day and National Chocolate Day
29)Hermit Day30)National Candy
Corn Day31)National Magic
Day and Increase Your Pyschic Powers Day
November1) Plan Your Epitaph
Day2) National Deviled
Egg Day3) Sandwich Day
and Housewife’s Day
4) Waiting For The Barbarians Day
5) Gunpowder Day6) Saxophone Day
and Marooned Without A Compass Day
7) National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
8) Dunce Day9) Chaos Never Dies
Day10)Forget-Me-Not
Day11) Air Day12)National Pizza
With The Works Except Anchovies Day
13)National Indian Pudding Day
14)Operation Room Nurse Day
15)National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
16)Button Day17)Take A Hike Day18)Occult Day19)Have A Bad Day
Day20)Absurdity Day21)World Hello Day
and False Confessions Day
22)Start Your Own Country Day
23)National Cashew Day
24)Use Even If SealBroken Day
25)National Parfait Day
26)Shopping Reminder Day
27)Pins And Needles Day
28)Make Your Own Head Day
29)Square Dance Day
30)Stay At Home Because You’re Well Day
December1) National Pie Day
and Eat A Red Apple Day
2) National Fritters Day
3) National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
4) Wear Brown Shoes Day
5) National Sacher Torte Day
6) National Gazpacho Day
7) National Cotton Candy Day
8) Take It In The Ear Day
9) National Pastry Day
10)Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
11)National Noodle Ring Day
12)National Ding-A-Ling Day
13)Ice Cream and Violins Day
14)National Bouillabaisse Day
15)National Lemon Cupcake Day
16)National Chocolate Covered Anything
Day17)Underdog Day
and National Maple Syrup Day
18)National Roast Suckling Pig Day
19)Oatmeal Muffin Day
20)Games Day21)Look At The
Bright Side Day and Hamburger Day
22) National Date-Nut Bread Day
23)Roots Day24)National Egg Nog
Day25)National Pumpkin
Pie Day26)National Whiners
Day27)National
Fruitcake Day28)Card Playing Day
and National Chocolate Day
29)Pepper Pot Day30)Festival Of
Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
31)Unlucky Day