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I think we can take judicial notice Barry. It seems to be local common knowledge that Sarah Palin is an idiot.
“’“’Take the stand’; my lawyer says, Take the stand’; my lawyer says, ‘What could it hurt?’ he says.” ‘What could it hurt?’ he says.”
““First timer, eh? You’ll learn real quick First timer, eh? You’ll learn real quick not to talk about your ‘good character’ not to talk about your ‘good character’
next time you testify.” next time you testify.”
What a coincidence, What a coincidence, my lawyer had Barkai for evidence too!my lawyer had Barkai for evidence too!
““I am still waiting for my I am still waiting for my attorney’s timely objection.” attorney’s timely objection.”
So I asked my son about the dent in the car and he said, "Subsequent remedial measures are irrelevant."
““First timer, eh? You’ll learn real quick First timer, eh? You’ll learn real quick not to talk about your ‘good character’ not to talk about your ‘good character’
next time you testify.” next time you testify.”
“So you’ve read Crawford and now you think they’re going to come down here and set you free?!
Sure thing, buddy! I bet Scalia himself will come down to let you out! Ha!”
It's called a "Statement Against Interest." Just tell them you overheard me in the chow line, and you can't find me now.
Absolutely! The defendant has a reputation in our community for peacefulness. Unlike most of us, he sometimes refrains from pillaging the
women and children when we go on our daily raids of nearby villages.
Yeah, my objection to my wife's testifying against me because it was a confidential spousal communication was overruled. I guess I shouldn't have
had her invite her friends over to watch American Idol that night.
The rules of privilege prevent me from telling you what "your friend" should do if he wanted to "make someone disappear."
So Your Honor, you are saying we opened up the door when I was talking about how truthful Mr. Grimes was?
Well, I would request that Your Honor close the door at this time.
I'll give you a present sense impression.