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    A PARROT CALLED PRESIDENT OBAMA

    By Jud Evans

    THE TERM COPULA

    The term copula (plural copulae) refers to so-called equating or linking verbs that

    link the subject with the complement of a sentence. In the case of English, this is

    the word /be/ and its conjugations: *was, were, am, is and are* which are in fact

    not different kinds of verbs at all. I reject the old description of copulae as

    *verbs* out of hand. As is well known verbs are *doing* words - and copula do

    not DO anything at all, they merely point at words which do describe what the

    subject of a sentence does (i.e. those words which form the predicate of a

    sentence.)

    Such archaic grammatical classification has its origins in monkish medieval

    misunderstandings and creationist wishful thinking. All scholastic semanticists

    and gothic god-botherering wordifiers of the middle ages were influenced by

    creation myths. Such amusing but highly implausible stories are overabundant

    with the gerundial reification of unworldly ex nihilio transcendentalisms like

    /being/ and /existence/ and other useful religious fictions designed to promote a

    material transcendendant ontological duality. Torture and the inquisitorial

    bonfire was the result for anyone that disagreed.

    COPULAE DO HAVE MEANING THOUGH.

    The sentential formation is: subject + linking verb + information about the

    subject. Their semantic cargo is to indicate and confirm the numerical and

    temporal relations between the sentential subjectival and objectival concord as

    expressed in its predicative existential modality/modalities of number and time ,

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    such as: "was, were, am, is and are," words which normally precede a predicate.

    Thus: I am (first-person singular) you are/thou art (second-person singular) he,

    she, one or it is (third-person singular) we are (first-person plural) you are/ye are

    (second-person plural) they are (third-person plural.)

    Such copulae operate to describe the existential nature (modality) of an existent

    NOT the fact that it exists. Thus Descartes infamous cogito really means:

    I think therefore I am thinking.

    The simple self-referential use of the pronoun *I* is quite sufficient to instantiated

    the ontologically confused Frenchman as a human existent. We do not need the

    formulaic self-referential confirmative subsumptions that Descartes considered

    necessary for the recognition and incorporation of one's humanness under a

    more general category of human. It is not the utterance of abstract nouns, verbal

    frequentatives (like: I think) or the reificative lexical shells and their contents

    which confirm our existence as homo-sapiens. We are aware that we exist as

    human beings at a much deeper non-lexical neurological level without the need to

    articulate the obvious. We require no verbal, algorithmic mantra like: I think

    therefore I am nor the mouthing of the usefully encoded first-person personal

    pronouns: 'I' and 'me' to corroborate our membership of the human race.

    In our SVO (subject-verb-object) language English the sentence structure is such

    that the subject comes first, the copula or verb second, and the object or

    predicate third. Thus we can have:

    "President Obama is eating ice cream" = "The nominatum (that which is

    nominated by the self instantiating noun President Obama presently exists in the

    modality of eating ice cream."

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    Therefore the little copula /is/ functions as a shortened, more convenient, anti-

    periphrastic form of saying:

    *the self instantiating noun X presently exists in the modality of blah, blah, blah.*

    NOMINAL INSTANTIATION

    The utterance or sensorial awareness of ANY noun is automatically sufficient

    enough to neurologically instantiate it as a representative instance of such an

    entity.

    Experientially most people thinking of the word "President Obama" will cognise

    of a male person, known or unknown - living or dead.

    If in the unlikely event of a person owning a parrot called "President Obama" it is

    quite possible that the word will be mentally instantiated in the form of a brightly

    coloured zygodactyl tropical bird with a short hooked beak and the ability to

    mimic sounds.

    In other words in most cases humans have a neuro-bank full of ready-made

    predicative templates available to be applied to any provisional denotatum. The

    copula /is/ syntactically refers back to and agrees with the self instantiated

    singularity *President Obama.* The sentence "President Obama is eating ice

    cream" contains the appropriate singular form of the present continuous - /is/

    followed by the present participle /eating/.

    THE *IS OF EXISTENCE MYTH*

    That's it! That is all there is to it! The secret behind the infamous confusion

    between the spurious entiative FACT that an entity exists versus a simple

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    statement of the descriptive existential modality of a subject is anticlimactic. The

    copulae: "was, were, am, is and are" are operative variables that point to that

    part of a sentence which describes the subject's existential state or states.

    So much for the collective confusion that we have inherited from obsessively

    creationist historical commentators like Aquinas and his black habited

    cohabitors. So much too for modern transcendentalists, who, imprinted since

    birth with a debilitating notions of an ontological duality, continue to insist on

    attributing unworldly complexity to real objects. Contrary to our mutual

    brainwashing as children, copulae are not grammatical elements designed

    specifically to act as meaningless catenulate links syntactically connecting

    elements of a sentence.

    THERE IS NO *IS OF EXISTENCE*

    The so-called copula /is/ never, ever bespeaks of the FACT that something exists

    (is simply present in the world bereft of any properties) but always functions in

    the essive case of, relating to, or being the grammatical case indicating a state of

    being or an existence in a particular capacity or state.

    The so-called * is of existence* lacks any factual basis and not one shred of

    historical validity for the instantiaton of ALL nouns is neurologically

    spontaneous. Ontological opinion regarding their actual entiative status or

    pseudo transcendental (entitive) presence in the world is provided by the

    addressor and the addressee respectively.

    SENTENTIAL ADDRESSES

    When we speak of a copula we really mean a numero-temporal variable that

    points to the existential modalic information contained at a predicative sentential

    address. When we talk about a copula "referring backwards" to the self-

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    instantiating head subject we mean whatever instantiated subject is to be

    descriptively reconciled with its predicate.

    We dereference or "scan the data of a copula by retrieving the semantic value

    of the information available at the predicative address. Dereferencing occurs in

    copula-depletive languages like Russian and most Semitic languages where the

    copula is dispensed with as intuitively unnecessary in the present continuous. i.e

    *Ivan soldat.* (Ivan is a soldier.*)

    I am in complete agreement regarding the importance of the Korzybskian-style e-

    prime abandoment of /be/. It is truly time to initiate a long overdue turn away

    from the expression-stifling convenience and ontological misreading of the

    confusing and confining copula.