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November 6, 2014

Volume 22, Issue 8

Paw Press Weekly

Clinton Graceville Beardsley

Thursday

Chili, cheese,

crackers,

pineapple

& sweet roll

Friday

Subs, Cheetos,

veggies, dip,

onions, lettuce,

banana

& ice cream

Monday

Stuffed crust

pizza, corn,

rosey applesauce,

& trail mix

Tuesday

Brunch

for

Lunch

Wednesday

Chicken strips,

rice pilaf,

cheesy broccoli

& mixed fruit

Lunch Menu

NHS Book Project

By: Shane Schmitz

Mr. Roark’s Anatomy Skeleton Projects

By: Stephanie Findlay

By: Mike McKee

Carrie Hiedeman and Brittany Backer are hosting a book

drive for their NHS project. It started Monday and ends next Thursday. They are

collecting new or gently used books and would like every student to help out and as

extra incentive, the class that collects the most books will get a

treat!

These books will be distributed to over 700 low-income

children in the Twin Cites. Let’s try to support their project and get

as many books in as possible!

Red Ribbon Week Dress Up Days

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Staff Box

Senior Of The Week

Trend

Selfie Website

Technical Assistance Brice Hoffman

Mrs. Holtz Mrs. Stueve

Advisor

Mrs. Jibben

Editors

Hannah Breeggemann (Page 1 ) Gina Gilsdorf (Page 4) Rachael Kellen (Page 2)

Dalton Nilson (Page 5) Morgan Nordly (Page 3) Sharon Tritz (Page 6)

Staff Writers

Sam Bauer Stephanie Findlay

Mike Mckee Charlie Pullis

Dylan Sanasack

The Newest . . .

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This week’s senior of the week is Alyssa

Swigerd. She loves trapshooting and wants to be-

come a professional photographer. After high school she plans to move to

Missoula, Montana to attend The Rocky Mountain School of Photography! :)

I am best known for . . . My nickname and photography

(photo by alyssaswigerd)

My favorite high school memory . . . State trapshooting with Mikki

Being a Senior makes me feel . . . I am excited to start a new chapter in my

life!! :)

I will miss . . . My close friends and teachers

I won’t miss . . . The DRAMA

My favorite thing to take pictures of . . . Waterfowl

My favorite thing about trapshooting . . . The cute boys at

state and getting better each time we shoot.

By: Rachael Kellen

Jim Carrey

Polaris.com If you’re into snowmo-

biling, 4-wheeling or

any other off-road ac-

tivities this is the site

for you.

This week’s trend is

Jordan shoes or “J’s.”

Get yourself a pair of

Jordan's because they

are dope!

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged

with battery.

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Girls Sports

Maya Moore is the starting forward for our very own Minnesota Lynx who

won the WNBA championship in 2011 and 2013. She attended the University of

Connecticut and was extremely successful there! She

was the first freshman to ever be named Big East Play-

er of the Year and was presented that award three out

of her four years at UConn.

In her college career she scored a total of

3,036 points—even more than she scored as her high school's all time score lead-

er with 2,664 points. She also had 1,212 rebounds, 407 assists and 467 steals in

high school. Be sure to watch Moore and the MN Lynx this upcoming season!

Girl Athlete of the Week

Girls Sports Summary

By: Sam Bauer

Myah Issendorf is this week’s athlete! She plays volleyball, basketball and softball!

Myah is the libero in volleyball and a point guard/wing in basketball.

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By: Dalton Nilson

The girls’ winter sports will be starting soon including basketball and gymnastics. Jun-

ior High, Junior Varsity and Varsity girl’s basketball practice will start on November 17. Their

first couple of varsity games are scheduled to be December 4 in Battle Lake and on Decem-

ber 5, they will take on their rival, the Wheaton Warriors. Torrey Issendorf will be the head

coach, moving over from having previously coached the B-Squad

Boys team and Rick Gilsdorf will be the assistant coach, moving up from parent

assistant.

Gymnastics practice is scheduled to begin on November 10. The gym-

nastics team is paired with Ortonville. Their first meets are December 4 against

Sisseton in Ortonville at 6 p.m. and December 6 against Benson and Morris in

Morris at noon.

What are you known for . . . My digs!

Pregame ritual . . . Hangin’ with the team!

Favorite sports moment. . . Playing against Hancock in

volleyball

What game or event you are looking forward to . . .

Basketball

Favorite sport to play . . . Basketball

Favorite sport to watch . . . Football

Myah’s Favorite Athlete: Maya Moore By: Morgan Nordly

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Boys Sports

Boys Sports Summary

Boy Athlete

By: Dylan Sanasack

The winter sports will soon be underway with Hockey, Junior High Boys Basketball

and Varsity Boys Basketball all starting on Monday. Wrestling starts a week later on November

17.

The boys football team is done for the year after a tough loss in Marshall against the

Edgerton-Ellsworth Flying Dutchman with a final score of 14-22. The Dutchman scored

a touchdown with thirty seconds left to win the game. The boys really showed their stuff

during the game, fighting hard and making a great comeback, but a

late game interception sealed up the game for the Dutchman.

A big thank you to the Wolverines, their coaches and all the

fans who made the season the success it was! And good luck to the

boys on their upcoming seasons!

By, Gina Gilsdorf Sam Bauer is this week’s athlete of the week. Sam is in the junior class, he participates in

football, basketball and trap shooting. He is the running back in football and also on the defen-

sive line. Sam reps the number 88 in football and 34 in Basketball.

I am known for . . . My great driving

My favorite sports idol is . . . Ray Finkle

My favorite sports moment . . . The Vikings winning a game. Also beating

Mountain Lake this year in playoffs.

My pregame ritual or something lucky I have or do . . . Slap Jack

My favorite sports to play are . . . Football

Favorite sport to watch . . . Rugby

By: Stephanie Findlay and Charlie Pullis

Sam’s favorite famous athlete is Ray Finkle. Finkle is a soccer-style kicker

who graduated from Collier High in 1976, he then became a kicker for the Miami

Dolphins. He lost the Super Bowl for the Dolphins, by missing what would have

been the winning field goal by going wide right; Finkle thought the laces were in! His

failure took a toll on him, and he was placed in a mental insti-

tution for losing the Super Bowl. He swore he would get re-

venge on Dan Marino, for having laces in.

Ray Finkle is actually a fictional character in the movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detec-

tive who assumed the identity of a female detective named Lois Einhorn. In the movie,

Ray kidnapped the Miami Dolphins' mascot Snowflake, and eventually quarterback Dan

Marino himself. Jim Carey is the detective in this funny comedy trying to crack the case.

Sam’s Favorite Athlete: Ray Finkle

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Fun

The Best Of Me is about Dawson and Aman-

da, two former high school sweethearts who find

themselves reunited after 20 years of being apart,

when they return to their small hometown for the fu-

neral of their beloved friend.

Their reunion brings them back to why they

were together in the first place and their love comes

back for one another, but

soon they realize the forces

that drove them apart 20 years

before. This epic true love

story captures the feel of first

true love and the choices we

face when confronted with

second chances.

It was released on Oc-

tober 17. It is currently play-

ing in Milbank, Watertown,

and Montevideo theatres.

“The Best Of Me”

Jokes and Riddles By: Charlie Pullis

“State Of Affairs” By: Hannah Breeggemann By: Dalton Nilson

State of Affairs is an upcoming American

drama series that premieres on NBC on November

17, 2014. The series stars Katherine Heigl as a CIA

analyist named Charleston Tucker. Her task is to

assemble and present the President’s daily briefing

on the country’s most vital security issues that the

country is facing. Alfre Woodard plays the first

black female President.

To make the Pres-

ident and her assistant’s

relationship even closer ,

the President’s son was

engaged to her assistant

before a tragic terrorist

attack took his life. As a

side job, she is trying to

get to the bottom of her

fiancé’s murder. She is all

about her job at any time

of the day.

Q: Why is England the wettest

country?

A: Because the queen has reigned

there for years!

Q: What do you call an

alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Q: How much dirt is there in

a hole that measures two

feet by three feet by four

feet?

A: There is no dirt in a hole

Q: Where do snowmen keep

their money? A: In snow banks.

Q. What’s bigger than you, but doesn’t weigh anything?

A. Your shadow

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Polls

By: Charlie Pullis

What’s The Worst Smell Ever?

By: Sharon Tritz

What is your favorite Dr. Seuss Book?

Horton Hears a

Who

Mackenzie Wills

Green Eggs &

Ham

Josh Stueve

One Fish, Two Fish

Alyssa Swigerd

Hop on Pop

Julianne Backer

Cat in the Hat

Mrs. Birkholz

Burnt Hair

Callie Kipp

Dentist Office

Morgan Nordly

Rotten Eggs

Hannah

Breeggemann

Puke

Luke Lampert

Rotten Corn

Sharon Tritz

University of Hawaii Katie Folk

MSUM Jada Grooters

University of Minnesota Morgan Benson

NDSU Kaylee Athey

University of Oregon Matt Backer

What’s Your Favorite College? By: Rachael Kellen

What Is Your Favorite Dr. Seuss Book?