““Class sucks! You’re cool !! Class sucks! You’re cool !! Go figure!”Go figure!”

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““At one point I thought I At one point I thought I liked chemistry, then I liked chemistry, then I realized I was senile.”realized I was senile.”

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““You were a good You were a good instructor, if I fail this instructor, if I fail this

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(Schumacher)”(Schumacher)”

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““Your lectures were Your lectures were nothing that a few beers nothing that a few beers

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““Overall, you kept things Overall, you kept things interesting and that’s interesting and that’s

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yours.”yours.”

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““I had a really mean chem I had a really mean chem teacher my senior year, teacher my senior year, so I hated chemistry but so I hated chemistry but your class helped me to your class helped me to like chemistry again.”like chemistry again.”

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““Chemistry is like a bear. Chemistry is like a bear. I don’t have to outrun the I don’t have to outrun the

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““If tests were easier I If tests were easier I would have had a lot more would have had a lot more

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recitations and labs, most recitations and labs, most professors don’t care.”professors don’t care.”

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““Loved the lectures. Still Loved the lectures. Still want to calculate the want to calculate the

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““I would like to say I I would like to say I enjoyed this class … but I enjoyed this class … but I

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““Chemistry is the devil – Chemistry is the devil – please warn those poor please warn those poor innocent people NOT TO innocent people NOT TO

TAKE THIS CLASS, TAKE THIS CLASS, because it can only be because it can only be

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““I like the way you write on I like the way you write on the board.”the board.”

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““Loved the experiments. Loved the experiments. That’s why I came to That’s why I came to

class. Most of the time class. Most of the time when you weren’t doing when you weren’t doing

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less.”less.”Suggested Tunes Suggested Tunes NoneNone

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course again.”course again.”

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““Chemistry is like a woman, Chemistry is like a woman, you think you know what’s you think you know what’s going on, but in reality you going on, but in reality you

have no idea.have no idea.””

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““Chemistry is like a bottle Chemistry is like a bottle of liquor. The more you of liquor. The more you

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less.”less.”

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““You’re a great professor You’re a great professor and I like your class even and I like your class even

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“Favorite class, but worst “Favorite class, but worst grade!”grade!”

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““The class was good, but I The class was good, but I will always hate will always hate

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like me happy.”like me happy.”

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“I crave fame. Please put this comment on the

website.

Seriously my high school chemistry teacher was a doofus. It was nice to

understand the material this time around.”

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