Chichi Gigoli's Dating Guide And Tips For Men eBook

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Its a testament to his sheer persistence and steely character that Chichi Gigoli won theGigolo Of The Year competition for the third year running. With stiff competition from otherchat up artists his place was not guaranteed, but a last minute dash cemented his place in

the hall of fame - managing to collect the names and phone numbers of over one hundredladies during a shoe sale in Lower Manhattan while simultaneously setting up the entire staffof Macys with a blind date which went on to have an 85% success rate with most of theparticipants getting married within three weeks - The Boston Gigolo

2006, 2007, 2008

3 TIMES WINNER -GIGOLO OF THE YEAR

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Chichi Gigolis Dating Tips For Men - Chichis 10 Step Program

Women dont like me, I

must be a loser, how dothose other guys do it?

Believe me friend, I too used to wonderthese things until I hit upon a SECRETFORMULA that CANT FAIL to help youattract the ladies. Learned over many yearsfrom the four corners of the globe, andgleaned from interviews with some of themost beautiful women in the world, theirfriends, families, Sumo wrestlers and theoccasional ninja.

Within only a decade I had

transformed myself into a hot ticket andpeople like you were coming to me indroves to find out How I did it. Now thatinformation can be yours in this ebookwhere I LAY BEAR the SECRETS that canhelp you realize your TRUE POTENTIAL andMAXIMIZE your inner stud to get you whatyou want, and be a hit with the ladies!

Using hitherto unknown techniques, myTEN STEP PROGRAM plots out in an easy tofollow guide, the ideas that have taken meon a journey of liberation and inner peacethat I can now share with you FREE OFCHARGE (for a limited time only).

Not only will you learn to enjoy thecompany of ladies more frequently andoften at the drop of a hat but you will feelmore confident in yourself and may find thatother masculine pursuits including sky-divingand mud biking become almost secondnature. In fact, several of the lucky loserswho have been privileged to train with meat my retreat (taking bookings for the end of

the year, see inside) have found that theyhave developed an enhanced memory, lesscellulite and above all, have to work less forbetter results in almost ALL ASPECTS OFTHEIR LIFE.

So what are you waiting for? Open upthis ebook RIGHT NOW and get on theroad to DATING GOLD!

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Chichi Love MantraIf I love myself with all of my heart

Then you can love me tooAnd if you love meThen I can love me some moreAnd with all the love there for meI can learn to love moreBe more successfulAnd find more people to love me

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1. Get real in publicIf you meet a lady while out on the townwho you think could end up being yourgirlfriend or even wife you need to switchinto the right mindset. It's a well known factthat the law of attraction states that finding alady desirable is incredibly powerful. So putthe power of REAL to work:

R - 'Really' take an interest in her, what shehas to say, her lips, eyes and other parts ofher body

E - 'Entertain' her, tell her interesting storiesabout yourself and your hobbies for at leastten minutes at a time

A - 'Act' the fool, women love to be made tolaugh, tell her a joke or two, even pull aface

L - 'Love, Love, Love' - Use the love mantraover in your head to reach a state of lovingawareness

Using this easy to remember mindprogramming technique you can get almostany lady to notice you in public, and evencall a Doctor

2. Giving your phonenumber to a ladyIt's one thing to start attracting a lady, yetanother to give her your phone number inpublic. Here are a few tried and testedtechniques to make sure the lady of yourdreams ends up with your number and is

phoning you within weeks of meeting you:

In a pub:Write your number on a beer mat, followher to the toilet and slip it under the cubicledoor (but make sure it's hers!)

In a disco:Whisper your number to her ugly friend topass on

Online:Tell her that she's won a decade supply ofshoes and can only claim them if she usesyour number

On the road:Crash into her car from behind or someother position before giving you her number.

Don't forget to take hers as well for a'double whammy'!!

3. How to approach anattractive ladyIt's a well known fact that 80% of statisticsare made up. With this in mind you cantackle the tricky problem of approaching alady who is at least 85% better looking thanyourself. But how?

The science of human-watching shows us thatladies are the CHOOSERS and men are theHUNTER-GATHERERS. But by turning thisconcept on it's head it is possible to short-circuit the wiring in a lady's mind and makeher come around to YOUR way of thinking.Now, as she is usually a chooser you canturn this ON IT'S HEAD and approach heras if she were a hunter-gather. All the while(unbeknown to her) adopting the mindset ofa chooser yourself.

To sum it up use a line similar to this: 'I'llhave a pint of Stella, it's your round.'


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4. How to eliminate the fear of rejection with a ladyWe all know what it's like to be rejected. Sad and lonely, milking your last pint in the windowseat of your local singles bar, watching the young bucks get their fill of easy women while youlook on, dejected and suicidal, knowing that any lady you approach will react at best with aninstant rebuttal and a shout of 'Get your filthy hands off me, not again' or at worst, a handbagin the face.

But you can overcome this fear of rejection using what I call the Russell Crowe technique.

Its simple. The next time you are overcome with the fear of rejection just moments before'making your move', try this simple exercise:

Close your eyes and imagine yourself as Russell Crowe in The Gladiator. Bristling with rawmasculinity you ooze charisma and manly charm. Your oxen pecks and steely glint make youa babe magnet on an Olympian scale. Now open your eyes and let your daydream comewith you as you stride swiftly towards your lady of choice to an arousing chorus of 'UpPompeii', your heady scent obfuscating the air like the 'small death' of the burning wolf-man,gathering pace until, upright and shining like a block of darkest obsidian in front of the objectof your affection, you ask her out.

5. How to make a lady obsessed with youDo not obsess over ladies. You want ladies to be obsessed with you. It is a well known factthat ultimately it is the ladies who pursue the men. So by planting some teasers in the minds ofa lady you can make her think of you in many different ways. She falls under your control andyou do this by combining flirtatious behavior with 'detachment'.

Kiss a lady full on the lips when she least expects it and then run away. This works every timeand the obsession can last days and even weeks, sometimes involving the police. Don't let thisput you off though. Cultivate her obsession by sending her snapshots of yourself yodeling toher home address and text her cryptic messages about strangely shaped vegetables. Shewon't be able to stop thinking about you and will tell all her friends. Then you can think abouttaking the relationship to the next level, or even move to a different cell block where you cansee her on telly.

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DATING FACTSHEET

Its a little known fact that people witha wildly longer than average littlefinger are far more likely to be a hitwith the ladies

Dating more than one lady at a timecan often lead to an increased sense

of awareness and inner peace

Women who go out with very fewclothes on may be cold later

6. How to prove yourworth with a ladyIt is a well know fact that success breedssuccess. The idea that you are ALREADYfound attractive by ladies is in itself attractiveto other ladies. If they see you are confidentand at ease with the opposite sex they willbe at ease with YOU - and if they know thatyou are already 'hot property' in the datinggame then you're almost guaranteedsuccess.

You can capitalize on this phenomena in thefollowing ways:

* Act 'camp' and talk to all the ladiesnearby to your target about fashion - thiswill create an atmosphere of fun andfrivolity, make you feel cool and give you a'smokescreen' until you reveal yourmasculinity

* Buy a plastic fold out credit card holderand fill it full of pictures of beautiful women,and 'accidentally' let it tumble open whilegetting a fifty out to pay for a round ofcocktails - another double whammy as thesight of a fifty pound note will also have the

desired effect on the lady (see step 7 'HowTo Act Rich')

* Have a friend text you lusty messagesfrom a 'fake' lover while you're in

conversation with a lady and ask her whatyou should reply back, thus proving yourpopularity and implanting in her mind thethough of sending YOU a text message!

7. How to act richIt's been proven time and time again thatwomen find money a real turn on. Here area few ideas that can make you appear muchmore wealthy than you are at hardly anycost:

* Get an 'expensive looking' wallet fromyour local pound shop and spray paint allyour credit cards platinum or black

* Snap your fingers when ordering drinks orfood at a bar, send a lot of the food back,and complain about the vintage of wineand/or champagne without actuallyordering any

* Photocopy a whole bunch of fifties andbind them together with a bicycle clip forquick use - use this 'wad' to attract attentionto yourself when trying to get served inpublic such as a restaurant or in the queuefor lottery tickets

* Always call the car you are currentlydriving your 'runaround'

* Wear a scarf in all weather, call yourmother 'mamaa' and behave like a ponce


SUN, SEA AND SAND: Its a well known fact that beautiful ladies hit the beach as soon as the sun comes up and are at theirmost playful during sunset. Use this to your advantage by moving to a tropical island and keeping an eye out for ladieswho have strayed from their tour rep during the early evening.


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A mans quest for love uncovers the beauty of the universe and more

It came to me in a dream,

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CHICHI GIGOLIsings

The ClassicsAhearty selection of romantic

interludes for any occasionfeaturing the Gigoli singers

and the Dating Gold orchestra

RigolettoParmi veder le lagrime

La traviataDe miei bollenti spriti

AidaQuale insolita gioia

La favoritaA lei son presso alfin

Requiem massIngemisco

La traviataScena della borsa

RigolettoParmi veder le lagrime

La forza del destinoSolenne in quest ora

RigolettoDella mia bella incognitaborghese

RigolettoQuesta o quella

Black LaceAgadoo

Hampton HamsterThe Hamster Dance

The TweetsThe Birdie Song

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