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Vol. 70, No. 34 The Student Newspaper of Drexel University July 28,1995 The Look of the Future? MacAittor Hail If all goes as planned with the proposed Dragon Shops, a shopping arcade will bridge MacAllster Hall and the Bookstore. <0 Note: Graphic not to scale. Chestnut Street MacAlister shops coming Anh Dang News Editor By the start of the new school year, a flower shop, print shop, full-service automatic teller machine, pharmacy and/or video store are expected to be in operation next to the bookstore in MacAlister Hall. The new shopping arcade has been tenta- tively named Dragon Shops. The barber shop, currently located in the lower level of the Creese Student Center, will join NICK DIFRANCO/TTie Triangle ANH DANG/The Triangle Freshman orientation gave the Marriott Management Sen/ices an opportunity to showcase its food service in Grand Hall, Creese Student Center. Marriott is competing with The Wood Company and the Aramark Corporation for a campus food service contract. Humanities prof named new Honors director The new director plans to develop more Honors courses for engineering students. Anh Dang “I am very fortunate to have a News Editor ___________________ thriving program to build on Dr. Mark Greenberg, Profes- and superb students with whom sor of humanities, was named to work,” said Greenberg. The the second director of the Drexel position gives him an opportu- Honors Program on July 17. nity “to work with bright stu- Greenberg succeeds program dents and to help enhance their founder Dr. Roger McCain, who experience at Drexel.” is resuming his duties as a full- According to Greenberg, he time economics professor at likes the Honors concept of Drexel. teaching interdisciplinary cours- es and allowing professors “to develop new and interesting courses to meet the needs of the 13/1 n A students.” ta-Lip .................... psgC 4 Among his goals, Greenberg Datebook.................6 wants to bring in guest speakers Comics.................... 8 of a lecture series. In Classifieds............. 10 G«enberg would like . to involve more students, faculty Entertainment....... 12 and administrators in the work In This Issue of the Honors Program in order to continue expanding the cur- rent services and courses. Greenberg said he will focus on the creation of more Honors courses for engineering students. Dr. Greenberg joined the fac- ulty of the Department of Humanities and Communi- cations in 1979. He holds a Ph.D. in English from the University of Michigan. During his time at Drexel, he has served as director of graduate studies in the Department of Humanities and Communi- cations. Dr. McCain, the first director of the Honors Program, was instrumental in starting the pro- gram in the fall term of 1991. When the program started, membership numbered 33. The program now boasts approxi- mately 275 students. the shops to form a 5,000 square-foot mini-shopping cen- ter. Director of Creese Student Union Mike Faherty is in the final process of selecting the ten- ants to occupy the shops. Construction is scheduled to begin later this month. According to the current floor plan, the main entrance will lead shoppers to an L-shaped corri - dor toward the bookstore. The shops will line the corridor to the bookstore. They will be sepa- rated mostly by glass so shoppers can easily browse through, said Faherty. “[Our] goal is to have it ... completed in time for the next school year,” said Faherty. “[The shopping center] will contribute back to the institution (and cater] to the needs of the stu- dents.” The operating hours will be decided by each business to reflect the students’ demand, said Faherty. Hoops lose two frosh John Gruber Editor-in-Chief If bad news travels in threes, men’s basketball coach Bill Herrion should keep his players under lock and key until the sea- son starts. Two standout freshman from last season’s 22-8 NAC champs have left the team for home — home plate for Jason Yoder, who signed a free agent contract with the Phillies, and hometown Houston, Texas for Leland “Paco” Redmond. Yoder, a 6'10" righthanded pitcher, played center and aver- aged 4.1 points, 2.7 rebounds and 12.5 minutes per game last season for the Dragons. “I’m done with basketball,” Yoder told The Philadelphia Inquirer. “This is a once-in-a-lifetime see MEN’S HOOPS on page 2 Triai^le File Photo Instead of shooting for the Dragons next season, Jason Voder signed a contract to pitch In the Phillies’ organization.

Chestnut Street NICK DIFRANCO/TTie Triangle Hoops … · 2«The Triangle * July 28,1995 Depression requires treatment, compassion College Press Service Paul can recall nights of sleep

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Vol 70 No 34 The Student Newspaper of Drexel University July 281995

The Look of the FutureMacAittor Hail

If all g o es a s planned with the proposed Dragon Shops a shopping arcade will bridge MacAllster Hall and the Bookstore lt0

Note Graphic not to scale C h e s tn u t S tre e t

MacAlister shops comingAnh DangNews Editor

By the start of the new school year a flower shop print shop full-service autom atic teller m achine pharmacy and o r video store are expected to be in operation next to the bookstore in MacAlister Hall The new shopping arcade has been tentashytively named Dragon Shops

The barber shop currently located in the lower level of the Creese Student Center will join

NICK DIFRANCOTTie Triangle

ANH DANGThe Triangle

Freshm an orientation gave the Marriott M anagem ent Senices an opportunity to show case its food service in Grand Hall C reese S tudent Center Marriott is com peting with The Wood Company and the Aramark Corporation for a cam pus food service contract

Humanities prof named new Honors directorThe new director plans to develop more Honors courses for engineering students

Anh Dang ldquoI am very fortunate to have aNews Editor___________________ thriving program to build on

Dr Mark Greenberg Profes- and superb students with whom sor of humanities was named to workrdquo said Greenberg The the second director of the Drexel position gives him an opportu- H onors Program on July 17 nity ldquoto work with bright stu- Greenberg succeeds program dents and to help enhance their founder Dr Roger McCain who experience at Drexelrdquo is resuming his duties as a full- According to Greenberg he time econom ics professor at likes the H onors concept of Drexel teaching interdisciplinary coursshy

es and allowing professors ldquoto develop new and interesting courses to meet the needs of the

131 n A studentsrdquot a - L i p p sg C 4 Among his goals GreenbergDatebook6 wants to bring in guest speakersComics8 of a lecture series InClassifieds 10 Glaquoenberg would like

to involve more students faculty Entertainment12 and administrators in the work

In This Issue

of the Honors Program in order to continue expanding the curshyrent services and courses Greenberg said he will focus on the creation of more Honors courses for engineering students

Dr Greenberg joined the facshyulty of the D epartm ent of H um anities and C om m unishycations in 1979

He holds a PhD in English from the University of Michigan During his time at Drexel he has served as director of graduate studies in the Department of H um anities and C om m unishycations

Dr McCain the first director of the H onors Program was instrumental in starting the proshygram in the fall term of 1991 When the program started membership numbered 33 The program now boasts approxishymately 275 students

the shops to form a 5000 square-foot mini-shopping censhyter Director of Creese Student Union Mike Faherty is in the final process of selecting the tenshyants to occupy the shops

Construction is scheduled to begin later this month According to the current floor plan the main entrance will lead shoppers to an L-shaped corrishydor toward the bookstore The shops will line the corridor to the bookstore They will be sepashy

rated mostly by glass so shoppers can easily browse through said Faherty

ldquo [Our] goal is to have it completed in time for the next school yearrdquo said Faherty ldquo[The shopping center] will contribute back to the institu tion (and cater] to the needs of the stushydentsrdquo

The operating hours will be decided by each business to reflect the studentsrsquo demand said Faherty

Hoops lose two froshJohn GruberEditor-in-Chief

If bad news travels in threes m enrsquos basketball coach Bill Herrion should keep his players under lock and key until the seashyson starts

Two standout freshman from last seasonrsquos 22-8 NAC champs have left the team for home mdash home plate for Jason Yoder who signed a free agent contract with

the Phillies and hometown H ouston Texas for Leland ldquoPacordquo Redmond

Yoder a 610 righthanded pitcher played center and avershyaged 41 points 27 rebounds and 125 minutes per game last season for the Dragons ldquoIrsquom done with basketballrdquo Yoder told The Philadelphia Inquirer ldquoThis is a once-in-a-lifetim e

see MENrsquoS HOOPS on page 2

Triai^le File Photo

Instead of shooting for the Dragons next seaso n Jason Voder signed a contract to pitch In the Philliesrsquo organization

2laquoThe Triangle July 281995

Depression requires treatment compassion

College Press Service

Paul can recall nights of sleepshylessness and times when he would cry all night Together with drug abuse attempted suishycide and years of therapy this has been part of his struggle with clinical depression

ldquoThere was a time when I serishyously thought I was going crazyrdquo said Paul a senior computer scishyence major at the University of California-Davis who asked that his name be changed in this artishycle ldquoI d id n rsquot know what was happeningrdquo

Paul was diagnosed with depression by a psychiatrist in 1985 shortly after his parents separated

Now undergoing therapy and prescription drug treatment he tells his story both in the hope that he can help other college students suffering from the disshyease and as part of his own healshying process

Paulrsquos experiences are not uncom m on among the more than 116 million people affected by clinical depression in the US according to the National Alliance for the Mentally 111

While some forms of depresshysion are more severe than others all can be treated

The illness ranges from major depression to a milder form

called dysthymia to manic depression The latter is characshyterized by mood cycles ranging from depression to elation

Symptoms of depression such as fatigue feelings of hopelessshyness or pessimism restlessness or sleep disturbances may initially seem like everyday aspects of colshylege life

However according to Emil Rodolfa psychologist at the UC Davis Counseling Center everyshyday problem s can be d is tin shyguished from depression on the basis of intensity frequency and chronicity of symptoms

ldquoIf people become sleepless around mid-terms thatrsquos someshything very different from having those feelings and not being able to identify the source of those feelingsrdquo Rodolfa said ldquoIf they canrsquot work them out if they canrsquot get over the symptoms that preshysents a potential for depressionrdquo

According to NAMI individushyals experiencing a combination of these symptoms for more than a two-week period should see a doctor or mental health professhysional

While depression can affect anyone twice as many women as men report being affected by the illness however this may be a cultural variable

ldquoTwo-thirds of the client popshy

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EditorinIEditor-in-Chief

Managing Editor Production Manager Production Manager

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John Gruber Patricia OrsquoBrien Nick DiFranco Larry Rosenzweig AnhDang Jonathan Poet Brad Wible Kristi Ciliano Noah Addis

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Gina Di Vincenzo Kristi Ciliano Ryan La Riviere

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Chad Corn Tracy Marcus Danielle Reinhart Steven D

Segal Jason Woerner

BusinessJill Gerniano Jay Kimball

Michael Busier Christopher Hatch M Scott Smith

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Advertising Deslgn^BCartoonistsKristen Olson

Contributing StaffSarah Holtz Eric Mausser Eric

Minbiole Aaron Schantz

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CopyrigM 01995 The Ttiangla No woik herein may be reprogt duced In any form In whole o rln part without the written consent of the Edltor4nlt)hlef

Opinions Triangl0 IT durir^ the Uon periods

The T rfan0es only source of Income Is edvertlslng funding from the University Is not accepted

The Triangle Is free to members of the Orexel community but dlstrlbutkmte Kmited to one com ^ reader

8ubsc(tetionlaquo may be ordw w m 120 for laquoix months dlsptay end c la e e iM edvtmisine m^r blaquo plaoed t t tM a d ( ^

ulation here at the Counseling C enter are w om enrdquo Rodolfa said ldquoWomen are just more willshying to talk about their concerns than men arerdquo

Rodolfa also noted that dealshying with depression can be parshyticularly difficult in a stressful academic environment

Students he said sometimes have to reconcile the image of college as ldquothe best years of your liferdquo with the reality of the comshypetitive environm ent at UC Davis

Depression is often in te r shytwined with drug and alcohol abuse According to NAMI as many as 40 percent of substance abusers also suffer from clinical depression

For those who think they may be experiencing clinical depresshysion options for treatment exist both on the individual and proshyfessional levels

For those whose friends may be experiencing depression Paul emphasized that support and encouragement are essential and he said friends should listen without feeling they must proshyvide solutions

ldquoOffer them support not advicerdquo he said

Paul suggested stressing the importance of firiendship and the personrsquos individual wor^

Frosh hoopsters leave DrexelMENrsquoS HOOPS from page 1

opportunity and Irsquoll do all I can to reach the major leaguesrdquo

His departure came as a surshyprise to H errion who was in Greece as part of the coaching staff for the US World Junior National Team when Yoder made the decision ldquoI knew he pitched with a lot of success in high schoolrdquo said Herrion

Yoder did not play baseball for Drexel this season but Herrion said he had encouraged him to do so next season Instead Yoder has started his professional baseball career with the Philliesrsquo rookie league team in Martinsville Va

Yoder began the sum m er playing for Cinnaminson in the Tri-County menrsquos league Cinnashyminson coach Bob Meier is a part-tim e Phillies scout and encouraged the mother ship to take a look at Yoder

Redm ond a 5 H point guard started much of the year and averaged 22 minutes 29 assists and 47 points per game

According to H errion Redmond informed him in early July that he wouldnrsquot be returnshying next year and was hoping to transfer to a school in the Houston area

ldquoI think when he got home he

realized he was a little hom eshysickrdquo said Herrion ldquoHe has a really tight family and I think he wants to be closer to themrdquo

Though both losses were unexpected the Dragons are adding plenty of new firepower to their arsenal next season

Mike DeRocckis 62 180- pound guard from McCorristin High School in Trenton New Jersey averaged 190 points 50 rebounds and 50 assists last seashyson as a senior ldquoHersquos going to be a gcopyod playerrdquo said Herrion ldquoHersquos a tremendous perimeter shooterrdquo DeRocckis shot 92 pershycent from the free throw line last season

Ross Neisler is another freshshyman backcourt addition The 63 guardsw ingm an from Norwalk Ct averaged 116 points 40 rebounds and 40 assists per game his senior year

And to shore up the paint 69 transfer forward Chuck Guittar will finally get a chance to play after sitting out last seashyson in compliance with NCAA transfer rules In his last colleshygiate season as a sophomore at Division II University of New Haven Guittar averaged 163 points and 88 rebounds per game He scored in double figshyures 20 times and topped 30 four times

C harges d ro p p e d in in te rn e t ab u se caseMarco BuscagliaCollege Press Service

Greater Ptilladelphla Ctuimber of Commerce Delaware Valley Collegiate Press Association

Columbia Scholastic Press Association Associated Collegiate Press

oPicAK recycle The Trianfle

A US District judge threw out charges against a college stushydent who posted a rape-murder fantasy on the Internet using a real studentrsquos name as the victim

Jake Baker a former student at the University of Michigan was cleared of all counts of federshyal crim inal charges by Judge Avern Cohn who ruled that Bakerrsquos story was simply a ldquotasteshyless piece of fictionrdquo not a threat to the named student

Baker 20 was charged with five counts of transm itting a threat to injure or kidnap by electronic mail

Had the charges stood Baker would have faced up to 25 years in prison

In his ruling Cohn stated that the situation should have only been handled as a disciplinary matter at the university

ldquoThe governmentrsquos enthusiasshytic beginning petered out to a salvage effort once it recognized that the communication which so much alarmed the University of Michigan officials was only a savage and tasteless piece of ficshytionrdquo wrote Cohn

UM officials first learned of Bakerrsquos story in February when a school alum nus living in Moscow read Bakerrsquos story on ldquoaltsexstoriesrdquo a USENET bulshyletin board In Bakerrsquos story he described him self and others breaking into the apartment of a female and beating torturing and rapmg her Baker wrote that the woman was shaking with

te rro rrdquo throughout the entire incident

The UM graduate noticed the schoolrsquos electronic address and called Ann Arbor on Feb 2 to ask if the female mdash whose last name also can be a sexual pun mdash was a student at the university

After a quick search revealed that she had taken a class with Baker the previous year school officials ordered campus police to seize Bakerrsquos identification card and evict him firsquoom his resishydence halL Baker then was susshypended from the university

One week later Baker was arrested by the FBI US M agistrate Thom as Carlson called the student ldquodisturbed and dangerousrdquo and ordered him held w ithout bail in Milan Federal Facility in Michigan where he stayed for 29 days

During the hearing US attorney Saul Green presented exchanges between Baker and a man in Canada as evidence of Bakerrsquos intentions ldquoI want to do it on a really young girl first There (sic) innocence makes them so much more funrdquo Baker wrote to Arthur Gonda who has yet to be found ldquoJust thinking about it doesnrsquot do the trick I need to do itrdquo

Cohn however ruled that the messages along with the original story were pro tected under Bakerrsquos right to free speech ldquoMusings or considerations of what it would be like to kidnap or injure someone or desires to kidnap or injure someonerdquo are no t in violation o f US law

unless there is intention to ftilfill those acts Cohn v^ote

While Green has said he disshyagrees with Cohnrsquos ruling the US Attorney has not yet decided if he will appeal the case ldquoThe departm ent is exam ining its optionsrdquo said US Department of Justice spokesperson Sandy Palazzolo

Douglas Mullkoff Bakerrsquos attorney could not be reached for comment

Despite Cohnrsquos ruling Baker still remains suspended from the Ann Arbor campus ldquoThe decishysion has nothing to do with our own disciplinary proceduresrdquo said UM spokesperson Kim Clarke ldquoWe examined the case in February and took the approshypriate actionsrdquo

Mike Godwin attorney for the Electronic Frontier Foundation an Internet censorship watchdog group praised the ruling saying it reflected federal laws ldquoJudge Cohn acknowledged that the content of Jake Bakerrsquos message was appalling and disturbing but it was not a threat or a crimerdquo Godwin said ldquoThe First Amendment is designed to proshytect disturbing and offensive speech because no one ever tries to ban the other kindrdquo

Still Godwin says the entire episode should have been avoidshyed ldquoItrsquos still deeply offensive that this 20-year-old college student spent a month in jail because the FBI and the US A tto rneyrsquos Office were ignorant o f the C onstitu tion o f the U nited Statesrdquo he said

The Triangle July 281995 Z

4 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

E d i t o r i a l amp O i n n i o n

Ifs all in the detailsDrexel students want a campusThey want grass they want paths They want to feel like

Drexel is not just a few square blocks of the city but a sepashyrate entity in itself And from Buckley Green to the new artificial turf field the University has done a great job of making Drexel more of a campus

But sometimes itrsquos the little things that make Drexel look bad mdash whether itrsquos after a rain storm when the sidewalks are covered in duct tape and wet pulpy paper or when stushydents decide to cut through the grass to get to class wearshying a dusty dirt ldquowarrdquo path before long

In the latest example itrsquos the trash and trampled grass on 33rd Street where SEPTA riders are currently waiting for a shuttle bus while repair work on the trolley tracks is comshypleted

SEPTA commuters are making a mess of 33rd Street while they wait for their bus mdash there is trash all over the ground and the grass has been worn to dirt

Itrsquos little things like this that irk current students and make a bad impression on the prospective students and parents whorsquove visited campus for orientation in the past two weeks

While this problem isnrsquot caused by the Drexel communishyty itrsquos on our campus and so we need to fix it mdash whether it be with a call to SEPTA for them to remedy the problem or an increased effort by our physical plant And this initiative must be taken early before the grass is dead the students are annoyed and potential students are discouraged

nlt

Entertainment industry taken over by fonts

Static Across The Lines

M Scott Smith

Subm ission PolicyG uest columns letters to the editor and artwork may b e se n t to th e a ttention of the Ed-Op Editor The Triangle 32nd and C hestnut S ts Philadelphia Pa 1 9 1 0 4 They may also be s e n t via e-mail to e d o p d tr ia n tfe 8tudent-org drexeledu or delivered in person to 3 0 1 0 MacAlister Hall

All subm issions m ust include a nam e and phone num ber and should include an ad d ress and appropriate affiliations such a s m a jo r y e a r o f g r a d u a t io n o r o rg a n iz a t io n a l p o s i t io n Anonymous subm issions will not be published au thors nam es will only be withheld under special c ircum stances

W ritten p ie c e s sh o u ld b e p re s e n te d on d isk in M acW rlte fo rm a t T he d e a d l in e fo r s u b m is s io n s is 5 0 0 p m on W ednesday of th e week of publication The Triangle reserves the right to edit for space gram m ar clarity and content

I recently read a statistic that stated the average person reads movie or book reviews 1400 times a day Admittedly most people probably only read a handful of reviews a month but Lester keeps reading the same one over and over again and he screwed the statistic up

Now you might wonder who is Lester But thatrsquos really not important Whatrsquos important is that critics from all over the nation have continually ignored the font medium instead choosshying to review movies and books and songs and television shows and OJ trial hairdos Where is the excitement in that

I will concede that most Americans need the assistance of Siskel and Ebert to determine what movies to watch For examshyple

Siskel Pocahontas brought out my inner child in ways that only a Disney movie can Once again the amazing animators at Disney have succeeded in transforming countless pages of painstakingly hand-drawn cells into a stirring panoram a of life mdash a perfect reflection of humanity really mdash which can be viewed and enjoyed by any person who is not legally blind of any age It is not often that a movie trailer is this good I expect the actual movie will be worth seeing too

Ebert I thought it stunk Yoursquore ugly

(A scuffle ensues)Ebert That hurtObviously the movies we

watch are greatly influenced by two b itter people who always poke at each othersrsquo eyes with their thumbs but what guidance do we have really when trying to determine what font to use in our next school report I thought it was high time somebody did an in-depth review of fonts and damn it I was going to be the one to do it mainly because I didnrsquot have anything better to do at that particular point in time

For my review I carefully

selected eight fonts which should come preinstalled on every Macintosh computer unless you bought your computer from a guy named Bubba or the Equipment Support Group (If you have a PC-compatible yoursquore confused Get a Mac)

For years I have blindly used these eight fonts in everything from research papers to ransom notes without ever paying much atten tion to the fine nuances which separate them and give each its own character

Helvetica has traditionally been my font of choice It is a font which is dressed casually but ready to roll up its sleeves at any time and get to work It is not concerned with formalities and isnrsquot afraid to have a little fun once in awhile

Times on the other hand is a no-frills font which continually wants to get down to business - it has no time for fooling around It benefits from a solid timeless reputation and its resume is impressive - what other font can claim to have served time at elite newspapers such as the New York Tinted

Times can sometimes come off as being snobbish and other fonts typically donrsquot like to associate with Times and pick on Times behind its back time and time again But itrsquos hard to ignore the impressive experience Times has amassed over time and donrsquot forshyget this is one timely font

Geneva suffers an identity crishysis because it is very similar to Monaco except that Monaco is an equal-opportunity font ensurshying that every character is the same width

The New York font has always been attracted to Times and as such has usually been too disshytracted to ever get anything done But one shouldnrsquot overlook the importance of New York Used in combination with subtle marginal and spacing adjustments it can be a valuable tool in turning a 2-page report into a 4-page report

And on that note herersquos a technique Irsquove devised which also works well footnotes If you use any really big words in your report like ldquom agnanim ousrdquo footnote them and in the footshynote include a long description

complete with sample sentences illustrating the use of the word and translation of the word into a dozen orso different languages Your teacher will appreciate this and when done liberally it will greatly extend the size of your report Also throw in an illustrashytive graph or two being careful not to label anything if the graph has nothing to do with your paper

Chicago - herersquos a font which is flashy and proud Its curves somewhat forced like -a smile on a cashierrsquos face as she says ldquohave a good dayrdquo Chicago is bold even when itrsquos not Reading a title in the Chicago font is nothing like watching drunk birds continually ramm ing themselves into the patio door - itrsquos indescribable

Courier brings me back to my days of using a mechanical typeshywriter Ah the memories The smell of white-out The exciting experiments that could be pershyformed with typewriter ribbon and squirrels Who among us hasnrsquot left a mechanical typeshywriter in the forest to see what exciting stories the squirrels would write

Trying to write a paper with the Symbol font is like trying to eat Frosted Flakes in orbit - it canrsquot be done although itrsquos awfulshyly fun to try Technical people have come to rely on the Symbol font

Scattering occasional Greek characters throughout a technical paper gives it an air of legitimacy Clearly no equation containing Greek letters could possibly be wrong and no colleague would be foolish enough to question it at least not on national TV

Even if your paper isnrsquot technishycal don rsquot underestimate the power of a mathematical equashytion with Greek letters Economists have mastered this learning to translate simple conshycepts like ldquoprofit equals money you make minus money you loserdquo into complex mathematical senshytences like ldquoS(X =raquo Jalfalfa dxrdquo usually accompanied by graphs which when stared at long enough begin to form 3-dimenshysional images

For your next paper why not utilize a combination of fonts

see SMITH on next page

The Triangle July 281995laquoB

P ro fe sso r S ta ff is b a c k y e t ag a inRivers of Suggestion

AdamBlyweiss

Drexelrsquos Fall 1995-96 course schedule booklets hit the streets as week four of summer term began the height of orientation season The schedule seems to be one of the few things remotely close to ldquoon schedulerdquo on this campus

But th e re rsquos a price for this timeliness a price upperclassmen know all too well a price to which incom ing students have been brusquely introduced

We now have to deal with that character again The infamous enigmatic never-before-pho- tographed Professor Staff

Professor Staff is an intriguing member of the Drexel faculty Few if any campus residents really know the good professor even to the extent of Staffs first name or gender mdash letrsquos assume hersquos a he Fellow instructors donrsquot like to talk about Staff much but experienced students hold him in low regard

This even though yoursquod be hard-pressed to find a dean who knows what college hersquos in let alone a student who sat through one of his classes This even though at first glance you wouldnrsquot expect Professor Staff to have such a bum rap

On the surface he seems like a dedicated renaissance man regushylarly listed in course schedules to teach section after section in departments across Drexelrsquos curshyricula

But Professor Staff has this habit of affixing his name to too many courses (That or itrsquos the mother of all printing errors) The man threatens to break hundreds of physical laws often scheduled for numerous courses on different subjects in different places at the same time

Indeed he seems particularly spread out to start the next acadeshymic year For example next term Professor Staff plans to lead every single undergraduate class in biolshyogy literature taxation civil engi-

FontstakecontrolSMITH from previous page

capitalizing on the benefits each provides This is what Irsquom doing with my next paper ldquoStress incurred on river sediment durshying meteor showersrdquo The title will be in Times

Do you have a font that yoursquore particularly fond of If so please donrsquot e-mail me because I donrsquot really want to hear about it However if your squirrels ever wrote something interesting Irsquod be very interested in hearing about that

M S c o t t Sm ith (um sm ithreg mcsdrexeledu) is a Junior majorshying in Com puter Science Sometimes hie has too much free time

neering mechanical engineering film and video production and more

H ersquos also pegged for every introductory section of humanishyties psychology and mathematshyicscomputer science as well as most upper-level courses in inforshymation systems Professor Staff signed up to teach large portions of graduate and Evening College coursework too

I did some simple math based on the Fall 1995-96 course bookshylet which for the first time lists instructorsrsquo last names next to every lab lecture recitation studio and ldquoto be arrangedrdquo session In undergraduate course offerings alone these instructors tentatively make themselves available for a total of 1499 listed sessions (That figure includes sections with conshycurren t lectures It does not include next te rm rsquos com m on exam periods or any of the COshyOP 101 courses)

Professor Staff accounts for 1130 of those labs lectures and such Thatrsquos fully three-quarters of undergraduate class time where ldquoStaffrsquo is listed Only 25 percent of Drexelrsquos class sessions next term are scheduled with the likes

of ldquoYohrdquo ldquoSmithrdquo or ldquoSundstedt Kuenstlerrdquo

Wow SuperhumanWell Professor Staffs efforts

would be superhuman were he to follow through on his promises For reasons nobody knows for sure the reality is that Professor Staff finds a way to pull out of every single course for which hersquos listed Every term Without fail

Maybe Professor Staff is a research giant getting a grant or two just before the term starts Maybe he gets laid up after strain-

P ro fe s so r S t a f f a c c o u n ts f o r 1 1 3 0 o f la b s le c tu re s

a n d s u c h o n c a m p u s

ing a synapse or something trying to organize lessons for the hunshydreds of courses to which he comshymits Maybe he goes on very short sabbatic^ very frequently

Whatever the reason Drexel and its college deans are forced to scramble to fill vacant Staff slots with revolving-door adjunct proshyfessors teaching or graduate assisshytants or occasionally an actual Drexel faculty member Worse they close scheduling gaps by canshy

celling sections or whole coursesAnd Professor Staffs behavior

shows no sign of changing Indeed he was scheduled for just over 75 percent (486 of 638) of this summer termrsquos class meetings mdash not to mention three-quarters (870 of 1138) of flsf fallrsquos sesshysions

At a time where other more celebrated professors are not granted tenure (or take their tenure elsewhere) Professor S taffs continued presence as Drexel faculty seems a travesty of

academic justiceHis conduct damages that

most wondrous social medishyum for studentsrsquo academic communication collaborashytion and preparation the grapevine

Moreover it leaves incoming students with even fewer people and names to identify with mdash a necessary security blanket after the upheaval of heading off to colshylege

To know that your instructor and hence your classrsquo direction are completely unknown until Day One of a new term is a daunting thought In light o f Drexelrsquos hectic pace being unpreshypared for a tough (or easy)

instructor can affect the psyche as well as the transcript

To have one irresponsible entishyty be responsible for so much is laughable Just seeing a name other than ldquoStaffrsquo listed in the course schedule booklets mdash even a TArsquos or adjunctrsquos name mdash would help us students to breathe easier

Of course with an incoming president an outgoing CEO an empty Provostrsquos office and a good portion of student governshyment residing on Fraternity Row Drexel appears in no position to call for and enforce Professor Staffs resignation at this moment It seems the best we can hope for is that we wonrsquot be seeing his name so much a few terms from now mdash which for some of us will be a few terms too late

Until then we just have to keep asking everyone we know everyshything we can about who this ldquoStaffrsquo really is

Oh yeah and keep an eye out for the pop quizzes Theyrsquore even sneakier

Adam Blyweiss is a senior majorshying in corporate communications Hersquos down to being in six places at one time

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bull Carly Simon With Special guests Daryl Hall and John Oates perform at the Mann Music Center For info call 589-2706

ldquoStories whatever their nature may be harmful or useful depending upon the listenerrdquo- Giovanni Boccaccio

Saturdaybull SEPTAS Anmial Bus and

Maintmanco Roidoo held today at Veteranrsquos Stadium parking lot from 8a to 2p including games pony rides a disc ]ocl(eyanda display of classic buses

bull Walking tours of the Falrmount Watoiworks areavailable every Thursday and Saturday in the sumshymer for $2 Meet at The Philadelphia Museum of Artrsquos west entrance at 1 p

1 CABrsquoS stunmnr activiltot r iMOit Is posted fn the buir

lean boards in front of the CAB office and the USGA office

Walking tows of flio

areavailable every Wednesday and Sunday in the summer for $2 Meet at The Philadelphia Museum of Artrsquos west entrance at Ip

f NJSmitli Coiiiat Bind

Joum ^ Big Sounds for the Big Bands in an outdoor concert hekl at The Atwater Kent Museum 15 South 7th Street from 1130a to 130p Admission free For more info call 922-3031

SatuiilayThoPiiilaiialpliia Ballot Tboatni pratonis Vaganova Fastival with stars of the Bolshoi Ballet performing excerpts from Don Quixote La Bayadere and Le Corsaire Show starts at 4p Tickets $15 adults $10 stushydents seniors and children Call Upstages at 545-0590

i jw H k m m n u ik CiiltHiil Logasy opens in fr Camden at The Walt Whitman Cultural Arts Center and The Stedman Art Gallery The exhibit which runs through Oct 7 conshynects the arts of painting collage drawing and phoshytography with the art of jazL For info call (609) 964- 8300 or (609) 225-6245

bull Celalinte Wednesday nigMs at the Philadelpiiia Museum of Art with live music films tours and food and drink Open until 845p For info call 684-7860

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Heres the deal if youre an officially registered student organization drop off your camera- ready ad at The Triangle 3010 MacAlister Hall for each Fridays paper by the Wednesday

before at 5 pm Include the name of your student organization and a contact name and number The ads must lie 48 inches wide by 35 inches tall

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Thought for the WeekHaagen Daz may not be able fo take the place of a good friend but it sure tastes a lot betterAries (Mar 21-Apr 19) Youwill be visited by Zoltan King of the Gypsies Convince him of your loyalty by offering him your finest tambourineIburus (Apr 20-AAoy 20) You will have a frank and open discussion with your grandfashyther about what life was like in the old days Ask him how people survived in the days before the advent of cable TV Gemini (May 21-June 21) You will end up in therapy after your mother throws away your security blanket This weekend Join a support groupGincer (June 22-July 22) It isfinally time to moke your move on that special someone Make sure to be subtle yet bold with your actions Try spilling coffee in his or her lap and offering to clean it upLeo (July 23-Aug 22) Though your friend will veheshymently deny this he is really a Russian spy sent here to observe American vodka conshysumption techniques Force him to watch Yakov Smirnoff videos until he confessesVirgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) You will realize that your ice fishing trip was a mistake when you remember that it is still summer Be sure to bring a towelLibra (Sept 23-Oct 23) Make a resolution to use words such as pontificate and preamble in daily conshyversation Your friends will be impressed with your loquashyciousnessScorpio (Oct 24-Nov 21)Listen to your inner child and buy that trampoline youve been eyeingSagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)Inform your local Allstate represhysentative that your auto insurshyance is too high by parking your car on his desk Be sure to bring along your deductible Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) You will be asked to take one of the greatest responsibilities that any red-blooded American can take when you ore selectshyed to fill out a TV Viewing survey Remember your civic duty mdash dont let Gilligan downAquarius (Jon 20-Feb 18)Move into your boss office when he goes out for lunch When he returns be sure to remind him of those photos you have of him and the presishydents daughter Dont forget to ask for a raisePisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)Ringo Starr will hold you at gunpoint insisting that you declare him the most talented member of the Fab Four Try

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IndexThe Triangle Classifieds are sepashyrated into 11 available classificashytions in the order below If you cannot find a heading there are no ads of that type in this weekrsquos newspaper

ApartmentsSubletsRoonunatesFor SaleWantedText BooksServicesHelp WantedLost amp FoundAnnouncementsPersonals

Placing ClassifiedsThe deadline for placing a

classified ad is 500 pm on the Tuesday of the week of the issue in which you want your ad to appear

Forms must be completed in full and writing should be legishyble

If there are no copies of the classified form available write your ad on a full sheet of paper Include your name organization phone num ber and address If you are a Drexel student please include your student num ber Always make note of the date the ad was placed and the section in which you wish the ad to be placed Be sure to sign your name

In PersonO ur office is 3010 MacAlister Hall

MaUThe Triangle Attn Classifieds Manager 32nd 8c Chestnut Streets Philadelphia PA 19104

FaxThe Triangle Fax number is (215) 895-5935 If your ad is a paid ad a copy o f the check or money order should be faxed and the orig ina l should be m ailed or dropped ofif in person

Costs amp LimitsDREXEL ADVERTISERSCost FREE Exceptions normal ad rates apply for personal busishynesses and apartmentsLimits 2 classified ads per person per issue with a 40 word maxishymum for each Personals have a 25 word maximum Ads will be edUed for length

OUTSIDE ADVERTISERSCost (per issue) $450 for the first 25 words and $25 for each word thereafter Tear sheets are $25 extra Ads must be pre-paid Payment can be made by cash money order or checkLimits there are no ad limits or word limits for paid classifieds

Additional InfoIf there is a charge for your

advertisement full payment must be received before the ad can run

Multiple ads with duplicate subjects will n o t be accepted unless they are paid for

No classified will be accepted over the telephone

Ads may be cancelled or corshyrected by notifying the classifieds staff in writing or by phone by the 500 pm Tuesday deadline No refimds will be given for can celled ads

ApartmentsFabulous NY loft-style renovatloni 6 Br 2 Bt full mod kit ww carpet central air economical gas appliances huge roofdecK washerdryer Avail Sept 1 35th amp Spring Garden REDUCED to $1250 + 731-9550 38XX L a n caste r 6 Br 3 Bth ea t-in idtchen large living room coinop laundry old pool table $1100month September1 Cali 483-239510 nronth leaseNice 2 bedroom apt for rent Large nwd- em Fenced^n backyard garbage disposal 32nd amp Powelton Call Jay or Erin laquo (215)386-1872____________________________BRIGHT NEWLY RENOVATED 5BR 2BT HOME full mod kit ww carpet central air econom ical g as app liances landshyscaped backyard washerdryer storage basement Avail Sept 1 possibly earlier 3 2 n d amp Spring G arden REDUCED to$1100 + 731-9550___________________35XX Baring 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms modem kitchen w DW microwave washshyerdryer Full floor private Victorian home Rent includes all utilities Very quiet locashytion Private entrance $1020 John 587-6937________________________________

2 BEDROOM APARTMENT INew Listings) 3 4 th amp Baring 1 MODERN WASHERDRYER $ 6 5 0 AVAILABLE JUNEJULY OTHER LOCATIONS AVAIL- ABLE FRANKLIN RENTALS 382-7368 Come one mdash come all mdash We have several a p a r tm e n ts and h o u s e s av a ilab le in Powelton Village IBR to 4BR various prices Call for help (610) 279-12052 Bedrooms available 32nd and Powelton Modem Dishwasher garbage disposal central air gas heat wall to wall carpet $650 + Util Must see (610) 279-1205 3312 HAMILTON STREET Efficiencies one and two bedroom s from $ 2 9 9 m o up Heat gas and hot water incl All apts have walk-in closets lots of windows walkingdistance to school 349-9429___________Within two blocks of Drexel Gym clean safe affordable apts avail Some with wd or deck Small well-behaved pets wel- come Call 610664-7779______________3 BR Apt-500 N 34th copySpring Garden Large rooms wood amp carpeted floors large kitchen backyard tile bath Free WD Gasheat $900+ 3866722_________________37th amp Spring Garden Huge beautiful 6 BR 2BT house Garden porch 3 fireshyplaces bay windows basem ent WD CA Great backyard $1450 bulllaquo- Call 387-1002 Available Aug 1st________________34th amp Powelton 2 BR immediate occushypancy Also 1 BR bull newly updated amp paint- ed AC backyard secure (215) 477-7186 One and two bedroom a p a r tm e n ts Powelton village HW floors 15 bath DW patio coin-op laundry in basem ent Call and leave message 624-7536

Apartments3300 Spring Garden Recently renovated bright 2 BR apt with central air gas heat new carpeting tile bath lots of extras A m ust see Convenient to bus route into city $495 + util Call Chris (609) 429-0463________________________________34th amp Arch Streets Spacious sunny one bedroom apartment Laundry facilities off s t r e e t parking Available S ep tem ber $550m onth includes heat amp hot water(610) 527-7809_______________________Newly renovated 2 BR apartment Best location Laundry facilities $650m onth includes heat and hot water AvailableSeptember (610) 527-7809____________5 BR 3 Bath apartment Garbage disposal dishwasher laundry Renovated sunny 3 7 0 7 Hamilton S t $ 1 2 5 0 + u tilities Available September (610) 527-7809 Powelton lovely 3 story townhouse 3+ BR 1 large w cathedral ceiling 2 1 2 bath basem ent backyard mod kitchen DW WD $900 + (610) 39amp06983 6 0 0 SPRING GARDEN- clean secure attractive apts Eff starting at $310 1-BR $375 2-BR $500 Heat incl 322-60413 BR-434 N 34th St Living room large kitchen tile bath free WD DW $775Includes heat 3Samp6722_______________2 BR- 38th amp Lancaster Baring Private e n tra n c e 1 large BR 1 sm all g rea t kitchen tile bath nice yard free WD Gasheat $695-t- 3866722_______________37th amp Powelton Large 3 BR apt WD large kitchen large living room Available 9 1 9 5 $875month No pets Call 387-6793________________________________37th amp Powleton Large amp small 1 BR apt Some large enough for 2 people Rents from $360 No pets Call 387679335th amp Hamilton Efficiency apt Available 9 1 9 5 $340month Heat included Nopets Cali 387-6793___________________1 BR-3406 Spring Garden St Living Room kitchen tile bath newly renovated Free WD Inexpensive gas heat $425+ 386-6722________________________________1 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Uving area Free WD DW tile bath interior security bars $550- Includes heat hot water amp cooking gas 3866722 Efficiency-3406 Spring Garden St-Perfect for 1 person Galley kitchen carpeted interior security bars gas heat $320+ 3866722 Free WD

Mallte up to $2000-$4000i- per month teaching basic conversational English abroad Japan Taiwan and S Korea Many employers provide room amp board + other benefits No teaching background or Asian languages required For more information call____ (206) 632-1146 ext J52801

D r e x e l s B e s t O n - C a m p u s H o u s i n g

LE R N ER C O U R T A P A R TM E N TS 120 N 34TH ST 3409-15 RACE ST1 B R - L a r g e B e d r o o m N ic e A p a r tm en t

2 B R - D r e a m P la c e (Sa f e N o N ig h t m a r e s )3 B R - L a r g e 1 3 L iv in g R o o m (G o o d f o r 4 p e o p l e )4 B R - B ig as a h o u se (M a id S e r v ic e E x t r a )

Serving Drexel Students needs for 50 yearsThese apartments feature Central Air amp Gas Heat

Laundry Facilities on Premises Excellent Security Very Resonable Rates Dont Worry Be Happy and SafeLive in Lemer Court Place

886-9999 (tgt 222-5406

DONrsquoT PUT UP WITH DIRTY AND DISRiPUTABLE APARTMENTS

O ur A partments are Immaculately clean W e have o ne tw o a n d three bedroom

APARTMENTS AVAILABLE FOR SEPTEMBER ISTSome have patios desks fireplaces a n d yards

OUR BUILDINGS ARE LOVELY IBSTORIC RESTORATIONS MAINTAINED TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS

OWNED AND MANAGED BY COMMUNITY RESIDENTS HEAT IS ALWAYS INCLUDED

ONE Efficiency from $375Several One Bedroomsfrom $475 Several Two Bedroomsfrom $600

UVB IN mSTORIC POWELTON VILLAGE CALL

Meridian A ssociates 387-7808

Apartments2 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Living area nice kitchen tile bath pine floors DW free WD $795 Includes heat amp hot water 386-67223 BR apt-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Patlograssy area IMng area nice kitchen 0W free WD interior security bars $975 Includes heat amp hot water 3Samp6722__________________2 BR apt 432 N 34th St-Llving room large kitchen tile bath Interior security bars small yard Free WD Gas heat$595-gt- 38^6722________________2 BR apartments-3408 Spring Garden St Under construction-wlll be ready for Sept1 1 9 9 5 If In te re s te d will give tour through-even though not complete Prices given at showing 386-6722

4 BR at 32 st for $raquoB000^onthwD WW Dishwasher Call 382-5534 3 BR Large room For $79500 Call 382-5534

33rd amp Baring 1 BR apt large enough for2 Well lit a re a availab le now $395month If Interested call (908) 874- 2723__________________A spacious attractive well maintained corshyner lot h o u se c lo se to c am p u s S e p ta c a m p u s bus line 6 BRs 2 kitchens 2 bathroom s living amp dining room full b a sem en t WD amp security alarm 35th amp Hamilton Call Jen (610)649-2732________________________32nd amp Baring Street Recently renovated bright 2BR apt Heat Included Lots of extras Avail Sept 1 $550 -f electric CallChris 6 0 raquo 4 290463 ________________1 BR- $365m onth heat Included back yard w to w carpeting amp 2 Ig c lo se ts Efficiency for rent Loft Heat amp electric included w to w carpeting Ig closet 32nd amp Baring For info please call 483-2845

Apartments2 BR apt for rent Beautiful Victorian buildshying Hardwood floor Heat Included 34th amp Race street $575month For Info please call 483-28451 BR Apt 32 amp Baring Wood floors $435 plus utilities Franklin Rentals 382-73682 BR Apt (New Listings) 34 amp Baring Modem WD $650 Available JuneJuly Other locations available Franklin Rentals 382-73683 BEDROOM APARTMENTS Several now listingsl from $700 to $1100 Call for our new tri-level listing available 9 9 5 at 34thamp Baring Franklin Rentals 382-73684 BR House 34th amp Lancaster wood floors spacious rooms available 9 9 5 $1350 Ranklin Rentals 382-7368

2 bedroom apartment September 1st 1 yr lease Full clothes washer and dryer dishshywasher garbage disposal central air and security system Owner on premises Call Tom 6 6 2 - ( ^ l $650 monmSun-filled large apt close to campus at 33rd and Baring Renovated mdash 2 bedshyrooms and den separate eat-in kitchen Hardwood floors new appliances etc Faculty m em ber owned and occupied house Sorry non-smokers only Pleasecall Dr Weiner 386-5079________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD alt utilities inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or 895-1270 Ask for ScottPOWELTON VILUGE Quaint 3 BRlsquo 1 1 2 bath central air DW WD hard wood rugs amp alamn system Available September1 $620 plus Call 657-6657___________3735 Lancaster Ave-1 BR newly renovatshyed ceramic tile kitchen amp bath ww carshypet air conditioned $400 including heat amp water 609-7780722

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MINUTES FROM DREXELS CAMPUS amp CONVENIENT TO PENN^ a c io u s modern renovated and reconditioned 1 bedroom (flats amp bi-levels) and 2 bedrooms w w carpet ceiling fans track lites AC convenient laundry facilities3 bedroom bi-^evel Spacious amp good storage 2 1 2 baths W D D W central air high efficiency gas heat w w carpet Town houses 2 bi-level bedrooms amp 1 bedroom w patio G arage 2 1 2 baths w w carpet W D D W high efficiency gas heat central air security system

bull NOW AVAILABLE FOR FAU RENTALRental office a t 32nd Street end of Povelton Avenue

(just down the block from Village Pizza)215-387-3314

Hours M onday-Friday 10 to 5 bull O pen Saturday amp Sunday

S p e c i a l i z i n g i n

H o u s i n g f o r t h e

D r e x e l C o m m u n i t y

A ffo r d a b le A p a r tm e n ts and H o u se R e n ta ls

M an y to c h o o s e fro m

S ep t 3 4 1 8 B aring S t IB R $ 510 Ju n e S e p t 3301 P o w e lto n A ve IB R $360-$475

S ep t 3205 P earl S t 3B R H ouse $675 S ep t 3202 P o w e lto n A ve 3B R $10 0 0 A ug 3 512 L a n c a s te r A ve 3B R $ 850

A u g ^ e p t 4 1 0 N o 3 2 n d S t 4B R $13 0 0 S ep t 3437 L an c as te r S t 4B R H ouse $1275 S ep t 3613 W a rre n S t 4B R H ouse $13 5 0

Aug 3706 Spring G arden St 6BR $1450 A tuI many more to choose from

38716o23301 Powelton Avenue Philadelphia PA

10 The TrianglelaquoJuly 281995

ApartmentsSix bedroom apt bull 432 N 34th St Nice rooms llvfng room contemp kitchen carshypeted two tile baths free washerdryer dishwasher not a party house $1200 + 3 8 M 7 2 2 _ _ _Great room in modem house Ali amenishyties AC Great view $350 763-7000 Close to campus34xx HAMILTON ST Huge 2 BR apartshyments on tree-lined street High ceilings spacious living room eat-in kitchen full bath Rent includes heat hot water and cooking gas Must see Call nowl 21amp662- 079736 amp Powelton Ave 3 bedrooms and 25 baths Bi-level apt private entrance and backyard WD GD $950 month Studio apartment recently renovated 387-7278 Two bedroom apartment 32nd and Baring7 mln walk to school Apartnwnt has sepshyarate living room and each room has good c lose t space WD In basem en t Very secure building Available September 1 s t $550 includes heatl Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school Very clean apartment and quiet unit Large bedroom with good size clo se t WD In basem ent Very secure building Available September 1st $395 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school GREAT VIEW OF THE CITY Very clean apartm ent with high ceilings and large eat-in kitchen Separate living room WD in basement Very secure buikl- ing Available now or September 1st $415 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 n i^ t Ask for ChrisEfficiency apartment at 32 amp Baring $305 Franklin Rentals 382-73681 BEDROOM APARTMENTS (5 locations in Powelton Village and Art Museum Area) Wood floors exposed brick laundry and morel from $435 Franklin Rentals 382-7368 ____________________4 BEDROOM HOUSE 32 amp Baring Wall to Wall carpet yard $1000 Franklin Rentals382-7368 ______Sunny 2nd floor efficiency located at 3325 Spring G aarden Tiled bath and large k itchen with g a s s to v e tiled behind counter top Owner lives next door call Ray Leave message 222-6162 only $330a month (opens Sept 15)__________Large two b^room located at 3325 Spring Garden Sunny entire 3rd floor with lots of natural wood Large bath with kitchen Owner lives next door heat included Call Ray - leave a message 222-6162 $ 5 ^ a month starts Sept 1LANCASTER AVE APARTMENT mdash 2 bedshyrooms living room share cool roofdeck Modem kitchen electric amp closets in Victoshyrian building AC $500M 0 Call Ariene mdash 222-7675 (Pets OK deposit)34th and Baring - 1 BR apartm ent Well- maintained beautiful neighbortiood Safe and veiy secure Spacious Ww carpeting laundry backyard high ceilings Rent includes heat and waterl $415 222-6830Avail Sept 1 ____________________3 4 1 7 R ace S t mdash 3 B D ^ 7 2 BTF Spacious enough for 4-5 people LR LIB

Apartments Roommates For Sale ServicesDR KIT DW GD WD (free) pvt courtshyyard brk nook bask cable and all utilities included $1460mo Avail 9 1 Call (215)^5626_____________________Airy 2BR APT in Powelton Village 1 5 baths 3rd fl of owners home $565mo Includes all utilities except electricity No smoking no pets Available 9 1 9 5 (215) 387-2721POWELTON VILLAGE Quaint three bedshyroom 15 bath central air dishwasher washer w asherdryer hard wood rugs artd alarm system Available September 1 $620 plus Call 657-6657

SubletsNtee 1 BR apt 33rd amp Baring heat includshyed available immediately $550m onth387-1226 or after 5 (717) 654-2850Nice 2 BR apt at 33rd and Baring heat inc luded availab le im m ediately $ 6 7 5 m o n th 3 87-1226 or after 5 a t(717) 6 5 4 - 2 8 5 0 ____ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch W 0 One block from campus $250month 561-0572 KOREAN STUDENTS WELCOME Large room $230 small room $150 All utilities included Upper Daritgty (610)642-5837Mrs Lee^____________ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch WD One block from campus $250month 561-0572 Rooms to let mdash beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Large rooms with high ce ilin g s and w indow s Porch WasherDryer One block from campus $250 a month 561-0572______________

Roommates___Room in a beautiful very quiet Victorian house Walking distance from school safe wood floor sky lights Great place Large bedroom $250+util Available NOW Call Lance 215-382-8848 (moming and night) Leave a message2 ROOMMATES NEEDED Beginning S ep tem b er 1 Lg 3 BR 2 1 2 Bath H ouse B a sem en t Living Room Lg kitchen front amp back yards gas heat walk- in closet built-in shelf space hardwood floors high ceilings close to cam pus $26666month 1 3 utilities Call 387- 8 123 Please leave message___________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD All utilities Inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or895-1270 Ask for Scott______________ _Roommate wanted for a quiet 2 BR apt in close suburbs Kitchen Dinning Room Living Room and 1 bath WD on premisis rent $275 plus 1 2 of utilities prefer non- sm oker and relatively neat (610)284-^ 6 a _______________________Roommate wanted to share 2 br apartshyment Modem apartment Currently occushypied by one person 44th amp Spruce Veiy se cu re Partially furnished WD Only $300m o (incl heat and gas) Call 382- 7417 Leave m essage_________________2 male or female roommates needed for large house 3 floors 2 full kitchens 3 full baths washerdryer House holds 6 peo-

ESCORTS AT YOUR LOCATION

bullATTRACTIVE FRIENDLY GIRLS ALWAYS AVAILABLE

bullONE LOW PRICE INCLUDES EVERYTHING

CAESARS ESCORTS laquol IK PHIIXV Slwce 1880

215) 7 3 2 -6 9 6 3

pie comfortably $250 + utilities 34th and Powelton CaH Jen or Mandy at 382-6830If Intefested__________________________$22Sper nwnth + utilities for room In renshyovated clean house wtth polished wooden floors and rear yard Free washerdryer exercisevMlght room ctose to Center City and cam pus Mature non-smokers preshyferred P lease call George (215) 985- 9734

For SaleFor sa le 2 S ears twin size beds (box spring w mattress) brand new $50 each1 pure wood IKEA study table with 8 big dravrars and capacity to accomodate two along with a comfortable chair 2 months okl $435 two table lamps $5 each wooden center table $10 2 Sears dining stools $10 each Call 222-3382 leave a mes-

Tone Worshippers Unite Guitar - Martin OM - 28 Vint^e re-issue Pristine $2750 - new Yours for $1500 Call (302) 655-7954_______________________________Fumlture amp Sears carpet cleaner-good con- ditton worilts great Also Desk $49 Darit colonial pine 2-door cabinet w 2-level hutch $79 Lamptable $29- or best offer3 866634 ____________________________Moving Sale Printer (HP Desk Jet 500 1 1 2 ) Negotiable $120 IKEA bed (single bed frame with bed storage boxes matshytress) $60 Metal chair (light-blue 1 1 2) $4 each Girlrsquos bike (2 1 2 ) $35 Floor lamp $6 Plastic small desk (white 1 12-yr-old) Call (215) 382-5020_____________

For Sale Bike $35 Stereo $35 Mattress $30 Desk lamp $6 Please contact NancyO 222-3681_________________________Fumiture-Kltchen table-mariale curcular top$39 lamptable $10 3866634________Air Conditioner 5000BTU 3 months oldAsking $175 Call 482-5687____________Two Apple Macintosh SErsquos (one monitor only) software installed Call (609)727-4033 ask for Jay or Erin________________

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travel bag -i- security locks (especially good for dormitory use ) -f tons of games utils packages -f m anuals Asking for$800 OBO Call 382-8628_____________MOVING SALE ASAP TVVCR com bo (150) humidifier (15) answering machine (20) Panasonic electric typewriter (spellshychecking thesaurus built-in memory) (100) telephone (10) coolwarm fan (5) Pest Raider (5) food cart + ta s te r (5) Call (215) 382-8628 and leave a message Solid wood desk $25 IKEA clothes rack $40 long couch $20 beginners acoustic guitar $10 Call Frank at 387-6880 after7 p m ____________ ________________

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AnnouncementsFree Financial Aid Over $6 billion in private sector grants amp scholarships is now availshyable All students are eligible regardless of grades income or parents income Let us help Call Student Rnancial Services 1- 800-26S6495 ext F52802Looking for ways to have fun amp make a difshyference this summer The Office of Student Community Services (Creese 223) has a list of summer cam ps amp programs tha t need YOUR help Cali 895-2158 or 1522for more info __________Turkish Cultural Club m eets 1 st amp 3rd Thursdays of the month 330pm at 3034 MacAlister HallRight here at Drexel- Dr Fields will be workshying with 8th graders from local schools- improving their math skills If you would like to volunteer to help please call Linda Arendt at 895-2158 or stop by at Creese 223 _ROC Movie Festival sponsored by the Republic of China Student Association Time 7-9pm Daily 7 3 1 to 8 6 PlaceNesbitt Hall 1st floor ___COOP JAPAN Opportunities in Japan availshyable to engineering science CIST majors US c itizen s or p erm an en t re s id e n ts Stipend plus airfare provided Must apply well in advance and be able to complete at least two terms of Japanese Information 895-2192 or 895-2499

Personals[Your name] mdash You don t need magic What you need is a long hard phatas-magoric fuck [N ^am e] __________Damn it my name is not Brian ____TEQ 13th was great Looking forward to Saturday See you then WBDNA YOY BM Pookie The past few weelis have been incredible although I couldve lived without the video camera Thanks for trying and for ail you do I love you - kiska PS Kiss myleft butt cheeky _________________There is a Fine Line between looking outfor Yourself and being^Ifisji^___________Hey Mary (Mary) Janet (Planet) Jared (Rainbow) and Byron (BYRON) Whatever h^penned to_SPQR^the whitest oneIs it just me or does this terni suck assB _________ _ _ ^Myke thanks for being suclv a great Big Brother I promise fun times are to follow Ilove you^man Your lil sis - Colleen______Irene long time no write h ere s to two weeks of fun a month off then the fun starts right back up same times different place love you - nick

The Triangle July 281995laquo11

K a r a o k e n i g h t a t R e x rsquosW h y a re th e y c a lle d F iv e -E ig h t W h a t w a s o n ta p G e t o j f y o u r ass a n d g o n e x t tim e

BradWibleEntertainment Editor

Stop wasting your money So many of us have done our part filling the stadium s for the chance to sit a hundred yards from a band who after years of doing so doesnrsquot really need $40 per ticket

W ithout question the Vet exists solely to be empty during the NFL playoffs not for the dilutshyed em otion of stadium anthems

The Spectrum is for homosexual hockey stars and dunking on the home team not musical candy for10000 people

Rexrsquos in West Chester is where big concert vicshytims can go for reprogram m ing and sp iritual enlightenment

The small size o f this bar translates into super low cover charges realistic non-stadium priced beverages and m ost im portantly music in which microphones and severe amplifishycation are luxuries not necessishyties

If enough o f you make the trip out they may someday even be able to stop using plastic

T h e r e s t o f th e w o rld ^s f r o n t m e n

c a n o h I d o n t k n o w s h o o t

th e m s e lv e s in th e h e a d a t th e h e ig h t

o f th e ir p o p u la r i ty

cups I can dream canrsquot IBy the most divine of intershy

ventions I was privileged enough to see the Athens Georgia band Five-Eight at Rexrsquos on Thursday July 20 GV and The Dusters playing one song with words and Moped an elecshytric bicycle opened

Listening to Five-Eightrsquos album s I was im mediately

struck with the rarest of feelings the intense desire to experience at any cost one of their live shows That in my world is the highest complishym ent you can pay a band

Finally after wearing my tapes thin from use I had my opportushynity

After witnessshying lead singerguitarist Mike Mantionersquos fronting of this four- man wall of sound the rest of the worldrsquos front men can oh I donrsquot know shoot themselves in the head at the height of their popularity

Mantionersquos energy and range of emotions expressed through the lyrics delivery and guitar rem inded me of m adm an-in- residence P T Brsquockly of local

PATTIY TORNOSfcy RBcortfs

The worlds only known photo of th e living proof th a t S ea Monkeys if fed the proper diet of aerosol c h e e se on used Band-Alds can grow to enonnous s izes with personalized hair styles

death-hip-hop greats UbisuntThe stage at Rexrsquos a foot high

and within pissing distance of every spot in the house was home this night for one of the most incredible (probably typishycal for the band) displays of the expressive power of music

Better than therapy (I really want some if anyone is interestshyed) Five-Eight simultaneously enraged depressed inspired and disturbed me

Runaway Mack truck ram shypages gave way to subtle shifts in volume and inflection employshy

ing dynamics and tempo like the great band they are I heard the story of my life when they played ldquoKaraokerdquo although they were kind enough to leave out the really inhuman nasty parts lest I lose my shit and kill (just likeOJ mdash ldquokut da bitchrdquo)

My only gripe is that I didnrsquot get to hear ldquoWhat They Didrdquo the song which I hum to myself m ore than any since ldquoJimmy Crack Comrdquo

Finally when the show was winding down Mantione was left alone on stage where he

closed with ldquoWeirdordquo doing as much with four minutes and a guitar as is humanly possible The memory of that song alone will be enough to brighten many days to come

Two great tastes that taste great together Five-Eight and Rexrsquos are both worthy of your adoration and should be praised and lauded for the true greatness they represent greater than anyshything you and I with our weakshyness of mind body and soul can hope ever to achieve

I can admit it Can you

Join the FanclubT h e y r e n o t fa n c y h u t t h e y k n o w th e ir w a y a r o u n d a p o p lo ve song

Damn SEPTA strike

Brad WibleEntertainment Editor

Theyrsquove killed men just to watch them die And then they woke up

Teenage Fanclub everyonersquos favorite Scottish four-piece pop rock love song band is back on the scene striMng the rock and roll posture for their most recent release Grand Prix a tribute to M ario A ndretti who always drove his car well

Teenage Fanclub named for the bandrsquos affinity for 17 year- old slutty Catholic school girls (I think itrsquos legal to bang them in Scotland) made their first big splash on the music scene with

NITIN VADUKULDGC Records

their 1991 release Bandwagon- esque If that album touched you in places your bathing suit covshyered th e re rsquos a pre tty good chance that Grand Prix just m ight get to th ird base Hey man smell my finger

The songs are by no means complicated They possess that simple pop quality that made the early Beatles so popular Grand Prix is an exercise in the effective use of easy electric guitar and bass

Try this at home make an electric guitar listen to the album and learn to play it Itrsquos easier than you think In no way do I mean this as an insult More

bands could take a lesson and cut out all the bullshit that is ftm for a few listens only to sound contrived after a month Just for spice theyrsquove tossed in occasionshyal strings piano and horns The result is a very basic yet catchy album to put on and bounce your cat to

The lyrics are founded on the bandrsquos desire to be honest about the joy and pain found in life and its complex relationships The nervous breakdown of a friend is chronicled in ldquoTearsrdquo

ldquoNeil Jungrdquo is about neither the psychoanalyst nor the 97 year-old guitar rocker but about a friend having a relationship with a crazy woman 1 wonder what that would be like Poorguy

Grand Prix is not for those of you who make it a point to never buy an album unless it is ground breaking and different (aU six of you) Donrsquot let that stop you If there is a spot in your heart that needs to feel the bittersweet tickshyle of poppy love songs look no further In fact get your Christmas shopping done early Your Uncle Tippy is a huge fan

Music A A A

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Produced by David Bianco DGC Records

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12 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

Entertainment

T e s to s te ro n e c in e m a

RICHARD BiMSHARDHollywood Pictures

Itrsquos all about justice And helmets And chicks And Zippo lighters hanging from my shoulder

Aaron SchantzStaff Writer

Sylvester Stallone has come a long way from the days of Rocky and Rambo Hersquos tried his hand at comedies Stop Or M y Mom Will Shoot) and has returned to his forte of action movies

This summ er Stallone picks up the big guns and this time dons a helm et and a flying motorcycle for the comic book based Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd for those of you

who donrsquot know (or donrsquot care) is based on a popu la r British comic book about a post-apoca- lyptic city of the future where the police are the judge jury and often executioner all in one

The movie received a lo t of hype from disgruntled fans who were upset over Dredd removing his helmet

In the com ic D redd never once show ed his ugly m ug However the producers felt they couldnrsquot cast such a well-known

actor for the part without showshying his face But I have to side with fans on this one

In the m ovie we on ly see Stallone ldquoJudgingrdquo for a b rief time before hersquos stripped of his badge and kicked out of Mega City One

From th e re on i t rsquos ju st Stallone in a future action flick loosely based on a p o p u la r com ic If n o t for a few of D re d d rsquos m ost fam ous o p p o shynents the ABC robot and Mean

Machine (albeit in minor roles) the movie could have been just about any post- apocalyptic sci-fi sh o o t rsquoem up p y ro techn ic thriller

But herersquos where we make the d is t in c tio n betw een ju s t any thriller and Judge Dredd Anyone can write a futuristiff movie with big explosions and lots of stunts bu t making one fluent enjoyshyable and with a decent script is not such an easy task Dredd is the latter of the two

T he story gets underw ay alm ost immediately and wersquore th row n into a sinister p lo t of deception and lust for power w herein D red d is fram ed stripped of his badge and mercishyfully sent to prison (as opposed to being executed on the spot)

After that the movie becomes more predictable but you wonrsquot notice because your brain has gone into neutral and yoursquore just admiring the outstanding special effects and action sequences

I wouldnrsquot be taken seriously as a writer if I didnrsquot make some reference to Stallonersquos last sci-fi action movie Demolition Man A nd even th o u g h Taco Bell didnrsquot have some corny marketshying tie-in there were plenty of other similarities

S tallone was the le thal enforcer of a futuristic city with a beautiful and playful female cop companion and a villain tied very closely to the hero

All have a bitter aftertaste of Demolition M an But the huge scope of Dredd the action and the amazing sets place Dredd far above the sterile utopia depicted in Demolition Man

I didnrsquot even make a connecshy

tio n betw een the two movies until the climactic battle scene at the end Dredd dukes it out with his evil coun terpart Rico in a scene and set taken alm ost directly out of the cryo-prison scene from Demolition Man

T he m ovie is over sho rtly after leaving some issues unreshysolved And unfortunately there is even the predictable and out o f ch a rac ter H ershey Kiss thrown in at the end

The movie could have been better had the producers stuck m ore closely to the comic and avoided sim ilarities to Demoshylition M an H ow ever had S tallone no t played D redd 1 probably w ouldnrsquot have made any connection

Still Stallone does an excelshylen t job as D redd and no expense was spared in making this a fantastic movie to watch

If you are in the m ood for some blast-it-up action with a not too shabby plot and a slack lipped actor yelling ldquoI am the lawrdquo at five minute intervals I w ould s trong ly recom m end going to see Judge Dredd

I even liked this movie better than that other summ er comic book-based movie But th a trsquos p robably because it was over hyped and a little too far fetched for me Would someone explain how at the end the caped crusadshyer happens to fall faster than the other two people hersquos saving

Film A A A

Judge Dredd Sylvester Stallone Joan Chen Max Von Sydow

D irected by Danny Cannon Hollywood Pictures

A hot cool listenA voice you could marry not to mention feminism poetry and jazzBradWibleEntertainment Editor

Knowing how students at this university are interested in the im p o rtan ce to the changing world of the em powerment of women (ldquoWhatrsquos that and how can it improve my resumerdquo) I know that the album Zipless by Vanessa Daou will surely find a welcome spot in the stereo at all of the hippest way-cool ldquoIrsquom a brother hererdquo parties

The lyrics for Zipless are taken from Becoming Light a collecshytio n o f poem s by Erica Jong Jong perhaps most famous for her book Fear o f Flying has been one of the loudest literary voices of the past three decades p ro shym oting the sexual and social freedom of w om en and in a greater sense of people in genershyal Jong even contributed a new poem ldquoSmokerdquo a recollection of rsquo60s drug culture

Working closely with Jong Vanessa Daou wrote and sang all the songs while her husband

Peter played all the instruments an d hand led th e p ro d u c tio n duties The result is a smoother- th a n -sm o o th a lbum of jazzdance music with some of the greatest lyrics Irsquove heard in a while (at least since I got my hearing back after that problem I had with head pressure)

On ldquoSunday Afternoonsrdquo the softness of Vanessarsquos voice seeps into your ears telling of the bitshytersweet taste of longing obsesshysively for a lover to the point of making oneself sick My deepest sympathy to anyone condemned to such an existence

ldquoBecoming A Nunrdquo builds to the lines ldquoIrsquom m arching over cobblestones like heads of men I have knownrdquo

My favorite song by far is ldquoAlcestis On The Poetry Circuitrdquo The song opens with the lines ldquoThe best slave does not need to be beaten She beats hershyselfrdquo The verses that follow tell the sad but too true story of beautiful intelligent women

w ho still m a in ta in te rr ib ly warped self images in which they see no th ing b u t ugliness and inadequacy C halk it up to a male dominated society or bad oysters itrsquos still a shame

The lyrics are delivered in soft hushed tones creating a balanced sound and allowing the d ru m s and bass to ca rry the music while improv instruments riff around the words 1 recomshymend this album to anyone who w ants a tru ly cool listen with lyrics which d o n rsquot insult your taste or intelligence

Maybe an even better tactic would be mandatory listening by everyone resulting in reassured women less men with knuckles dragging on the ground and a better life for everyone in genershyal Irsquom sure you lose sleep over it

Music A A A A

MICHAa HALSBANDMCM Records

Produced by Peter Daou reg $ 1 0 0 0 0 0 of operations over a five year periodMCA Recofds The Fonz is looking b e tte r than ever They look sooooo real

2laquoThe Triangle July 281995

Depression requires treatment compassion

College Press Service

Paul can recall nights of sleepshylessness and times when he would cry all night Together with drug abuse attempted suishycide and years of therapy this has been part of his struggle with clinical depression

ldquoThere was a time when I serishyously thought I was going crazyrdquo said Paul a senior computer scishyence major at the University of California-Davis who asked that his name be changed in this artishycle ldquoI d id n rsquot know what was happeningrdquo

Paul was diagnosed with depression by a psychiatrist in 1985 shortly after his parents separated

Now undergoing therapy and prescription drug treatment he tells his story both in the hope that he can help other college students suffering from the disshyease and as part of his own healshying process

Paulrsquos experiences are not uncom m on among the more than 116 million people affected by clinical depression in the US according to the National Alliance for the Mentally 111

While some forms of depresshysion are more severe than others all can be treated

The illness ranges from major depression to a milder form

called dysthymia to manic depression The latter is characshyterized by mood cycles ranging from depression to elation

Symptoms of depression such as fatigue feelings of hopelessshyness or pessimism restlessness or sleep disturbances may initially seem like everyday aspects of colshylege life

However according to Emil Rodolfa psychologist at the UC Davis Counseling Center everyshyday problem s can be d is tin shyguished from depression on the basis of intensity frequency and chronicity of symptoms

ldquoIf people become sleepless around mid-terms thatrsquos someshything very different from having those feelings and not being able to identify the source of those feelingsrdquo Rodolfa said ldquoIf they canrsquot work them out if they canrsquot get over the symptoms that preshysents a potential for depressionrdquo

According to NAMI individushyals experiencing a combination of these symptoms for more than a two-week period should see a doctor or mental health professhysional

While depression can affect anyone twice as many women as men report being affected by the illness however this may be a cultural variable

ldquoTwo-thirds of the client popshy

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EditorinIEditor-in-Chief

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CopyrigM 01995 The Ttiangla No woik herein may be reprogt duced In any form In whole o rln part without the written consent of the Edltor4nlt)hlef

Opinions Triangl0 IT durir^ the Uon periods

The T rfan0es only source of Income Is edvertlslng funding from the University Is not accepted

The Triangle Is free to members of the Orexel community but dlstrlbutkmte Kmited to one com ^ reader

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ulation here at the Counseling C enter are w om enrdquo Rodolfa said ldquoWomen are just more willshying to talk about their concerns than men arerdquo

Rodolfa also noted that dealshying with depression can be parshyticularly difficult in a stressful academic environment

Students he said sometimes have to reconcile the image of college as ldquothe best years of your liferdquo with the reality of the comshypetitive environm ent at UC Davis

Depression is often in te r shytwined with drug and alcohol abuse According to NAMI as many as 40 percent of substance abusers also suffer from clinical depression

For those who think they may be experiencing clinical depresshysion options for treatment exist both on the individual and proshyfessional levels

For those whose friends may be experiencing depression Paul emphasized that support and encouragement are essential and he said friends should listen without feeling they must proshyvide solutions

ldquoOffer them support not advicerdquo he said

Paul suggested stressing the importance of firiendship and the personrsquos individual wor^

Frosh hoopsters leave DrexelMENrsquoS HOOPS from page 1

opportunity and Irsquoll do all I can to reach the major leaguesrdquo

His departure came as a surshyprise to H errion who was in Greece as part of the coaching staff for the US World Junior National Team when Yoder made the decision ldquoI knew he pitched with a lot of success in high schoolrdquo said Herrion

Yoder did not play baseball for Drexel this season but Herrion said he had encouraged him to do so next season Instead Yoder has started his professional baseball career with the Philliesrsquo rookie league team in Martinsville Va

Yoder began the sum m er playing for Cinnaminson in the Tri-County menrsquos league Cinnashyminson coach Bob Meier is a part-tim e Phillies scout and encouraged the mother ship to take a look at Yoder

Redm ond a 5 H point guard started much of the year and averaged 22 minutes 29 assists and 47 points per game

According to H errion Redmond informed him in early July that he wouldnrsquot be returnshying next year and was hoping to transfer to a school in the Houston area

ldquoI think when he got home he

realized he was a little hom eshysickrdquo said Herrion ldquoHe has a really tight family and I think he wants to be closer to themrdquo

Though both losses were unexpected the Dragons are adding plenty of new firepower to their arsenal next season

Mike DeRocckis 62 180- pound guard from McCorristin High School in Trenton New Jersey averaged 190 points 50 rebounds and 50 assists last seashyson as a senior ldquoHersquos going to be a gcopyod playerrdquo said Herrion ldquoHersquos a tremendous perimeter shooterrdquo DeRocckis shot 92 pershycent from the free throw line last season

Ross Neisler is another freshshyman backcourt addition The 63 guardsw ingm an from Norwalk Ct averaged 116 points 40 rebounds and 40 assists per game his senior year

And to shore up the paint 69 transfer forward Chuck Guittar will finally get a chance to play after sitting out last seashyson in compliance with NCAA transfer rules In his last colleshygiate season as a sophomore at Division II University of New Haven Guittar averaged 163 points and 88 rebounds per game He scored in double figshyures 20 times and topped 30 four times

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Greater Ptilladelphla Ctuimber of Commerce Delaware Valley Collegiate Press Association

Columbia Scholastic Press Association Associated Collegiate Press

oPicAK recycle The Trianfle

A US District judge threw out charges against a college stushydent who posted a rape-murder fantasy on the Internet using a real studentrsquos name as the victim

Jake Baker a former student at the University of Michigan was cleared of all counts of federshyal crim inal charges by Judge Avern Cohn who ruled that Bakerrsquos story was simply a ldquotasteshyless piece of fictionrdquo not a threat to the named student

Baker 20 was charged with five counts of transm itting a threat to injure or kidnap by electronic mail

Had the charges stood Baker would have faced up to 25 years in prison

In his ruling Cohn stated that the situation should have only been handled as a disciplinary matter at the university

ldquoThe governmentrsquos enthusiasshytic beginning petered out to a salvage effort once it recognized that the communication which so much alarmed the University of Michigan officials was only a savage and tasteless piece of ficshytionrdquo wrote Cohn

UM officials first learned of Bakerrsquos story in February when a school alum nus living in Moscow read Bakerrsquos story on ldquoaltsexstoriesrdquo a USENET bulshyletin board In Bakerrsquos story he described him self and others breaking into the apartment of a female and beating torturing and rapmg her Baker wrote that the woman was shaking with

te rro rrdquo throughout the entire incident

The UM graduate noticed the schoolrsquos electronic address and called Ann Arbor on Feb 2 to ask if the female mdash whose last name also can be a sexual pun mdash was a student at the university

After a quick search revealed that she had taken a class with Baker the previous year school officials ordered campus police to seize Bakerrsquos identification card and evict him firsquoom his resishydence halL Baker then was susshypended from the university

One week later Baker was arrested by the FBI US M agistrate Thom as Carlson called the student ldquodisturbed and dangerousrdquo and ordered him held w ithout bail in Milan Federal Facility in Michigan where he stayed for 29 days

During the hearing US attorney Saul Green presented exchanges between Baker and a man in Canada as evidence of Bakerrsquos intentions ldquoI want to do it on a really young girl first There (sic) innocence makes them so much more funrdquo Baker wrote to Arthur Gonda who has yet to be found ldquoJust thinking about it doesnrsquot do the trick I need to do itrdquo

Cohn however ruled that the messages along with the original story were pro tected under Bakerrsquos right to free speech ldquoMusings or considerations of what it would be like to kidnap or injure someone or desires to kidnap or injure someonerdquo are no t in violation o f US law

unless there is intention to ftilfill those acts Cohn v^ote

While Green has said he disshyagrees with Cohnrsquos ruling the US Attorney has not yet decided if he will appeal the case ldquoThe departm ent is exam ining its optionsrdquo said US Department of Justice spokesperson Sandy Palazzolo

Douglas Mullkoff Bakerrsquos attorney could not be reached for comment

Despite Cohnrsquos ruling Baker still remains suspended from the Ann Arbor campus ldquoThe decishysion has nothing to do with our own disciplinary proceduresrdquo said UM spokesperson Kim Clarke ldquoWe examined the case in February and took the approshypriate actionsrdquo

Mike Godwin attorney for the Electronic Frontier Foundation an Internet censorship watchdog group praised the ruling saying it reflected federal laws ldquoJudge Cohn acknowledged that the content of Jake Bakerrsquos message was appalling and disturbing but it was not a threat or a crimerdquo Godwin said ldquoThe First Amendment is designed to proshytect disturbing and offensive speech because no one ever tries to ban the other kindrdquo

Still Godwin says the entire episode should have been avoidshyed ldquoItrsquos still deeply offensive that this 20-year-old college student spent a month in jail because the FBI and the US A tto rneyrsquos Office were ignorant o f the C onstitu tion o f the U nited Statesrdquo he said

The Triangle July 281995 Z

4 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

E d i t o r i a l amp O i n n i o n

Ifs all in the detailsDrexel students want a campusThey want grass they want paths They want to feel like

Drexel is not just a few square blocks of the city but a sepashyrate entity in itself And from Buckley Green to the new artificial turf field the University has done a great job of making Drexel more of a campus

But sometimes itrsquos the little things that make Drexel look bad mdash whether itrsquos after a rain storm when the sidewalks are covered in duct tape and wet pulpy paper or when stushydents decide to cut through the grass to get to class wearshying a dusty dirt ldquowarrdquo path before long

In the latest example itrsquos the trash and trampled grass on 33rd Street where SEPTA riders are currently waiting for a shuttle bus while repair work on the trolley tracks is comshypleted

SEPTA commuters are making a mess of 33rd Street while they wait for their bus mdash there is trash all over the ground and the grass has been worn to dirt

Itrsquos little things like this that irk current students and make a bad impression on the prospective students and parents whorsquove visited campus for orientation in the past two weeks

While this problem isnrsquot caused by the Drexel communishyty itrsquos on our campus and so we need to fix it mdash whether it be with a call to SEPTA for them to remedy the problem or an increased effort by our physical plant And this initiative must be taken early before the grass is dead the students are annoyed and potential students are discouraged

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Entertainment industry taken over by fonts

Static Across The Lines

M Scott Smith

Subm ission PolicyG uest columns letters to the editor and artwork may b e se n t to th e a ttention of the Ed-Op Editor The Triangle 32nd and C hestnut S ts Philadelphia Pa 1 9 1 0 4 They may also be s e n t via e-mail to e d o p d tr ia n tfe 8tudent-org drexeledu or delivered in person to 3 0 1 0 MacAlister Hall

All subm issions m ust include a nam e and phone num ber and should include an ad d ress and appropriate affiliations such a s m a jo r y e a r o f g r a d u a t io n o r o rg a n iz a t io n a l p o s i t io n Anonymous subm issions will not be published au thors nam es will only be withheld under special c ircum stances

W ritten p ie c e s sh o u ld b e p re s e n te d on d isk in M acW rlte fo rm a t T he d e a d l in e fo r s u b m is s io n s is 5 0 0 p m on W ednesday of th e week of publication The Triangle reserves the right to edit for space gram m ar clarity and content

I recently read a statistic that stated the average person reads movie or book reviews 1400 times a day Admittedly most people probably only read a handful of reviews a month but Lester keeps reading the same one over and over again and he screwed the statistic up

Now you might wonder who is Lester But thatrsquos really not important Whatrsquos important is that critics from all over the nation have continually ignored the font medium instead choosshying to review movies and books and songs and television shows and OJ trial hairdos Where is the excitement in that

I will concede that most Americans need the assistance of Siskel and Ebert to determine what movies to watch For examshyple

Siskel Pocahontas brought out my inner child in ways that only a Disney movie can Once again the amazing animators at Disney have succeeded in transforming countless pages of painstakingly hand-drawn cells into a stirring panoram a of life mdash a perfect reflection of humanity really mdash which can be viewed and enjoyed by any person who is not legally blind of any age It is not often that a movie trailer is this good I expect the actual movie will be worth seeing too

Ebert I thought it stunk Yoursquore ugly

(A scuffle ensues)Ebert That hurtObviously the movies we

watch are greatly influenced by two b itter people who always poke at each othersrsquo eyes with their thumbs but what guidance do we have really when trying to determine what font to use in our next school report I thought it was high time somebody did an in-depth review of fonts and damn it I was going to be the one to do it mainly because I didnrsquot have anything better to do at that particular point in time

For my review I carefully

selected eight fonts which should come preinstalled on every Macintosh computer unless you bought your computer from a guy named Bubba or the Equipment Support Group (If you have a PC-compatible yoursquore confused Get a Mac)

For years I have blindly used these eight fonts in everything from research papers to ransom notes without ever paying much atten tion to the fine nuances which separate them and give each its own character

Helvetica has traditionally been my font of choice It is a font which is dressed casually but ready to roll up its sleeves at any time and get to work It is not concerned with formalities and isnrsquot afraid to have a little fun once in awhile

Times on the other hand is a no-frills font which continually wants to get down to business - it has no time for fooling around It benefits from a solid timeless reputation and its resume is impressive - what other font can claim to have served time at elite newspapers such as the New York Tinted

Times can sometimes come off as being snobbish and other fonts typically donrsquot like to associate with Times and pick on Times behind its back time and time again But itrsquos hard to ignore the impressive experience Times has amassed over time and donrsquot forshyget this is one timely font

Geneva suffers an identity crishysis because it is very similar to Monaco except that Monaco is an equal-opportunity font ensurshying that every character is the same width

The New York font has always been attracted to Times and as such has usually been too disshytracted to ever get anything done But one shouldnrsquot overlook the importance of New York Used in combination with subtle marginal and spacing adjustments it can be a valuable tool in turning a 2-page report into a 4-page report

And on that note herersquos a technique Irsquove devised which also works well footnotes If you use any really big words in your report like ldquom agnanim ousrdquo footnote them and in the footshynote include a long description

complete with sample sentences illustrating the use of the word and translation of the word into a dozen orso different languages Your teacher will appreciate this and when done liberally it will greatly extend the size of your report Also throw in an illustrashytive graph or two being careful not to label anything if the graph has nothing to do with your paper

Chicago - herersquos a font which is flashy and proud Its curves somewhat forced like -a smile on a cashierrsquos face as she says ldquohave a good dayrdquo Chicago is bold even when itrsquos not Reading a title in the Chicago font is nothing like watching drunk birds continually ramm ing themselves into the patio door - itrsquos indescribable

Courier brings me back to my days of using a mechanical typeshywriter Ah the memories The smell of white-out The exciting experiments that could be pershyformed with typewriter ribbon and squirrels Who among us hasnrsquot left a mechanical typeshywriter in the forest to see what exciting stories the squirrels would write

Trying to write a paper with the Symbol font is like trying to eat Frosted Flakes in orbit - it canrsquot be done although itrsquos awfulshyly fun to try Technical people have come to rely on the Symbol font

Scattering occasional Greek characters throughout a technical paper gives it an air of legitimacy Clearly no equation containing Greek letters could possibly be wrong and no colleague would be foolish enough to question it at least not on national TV

Even if your paper isnrsquot technishycal don rsquot underestimate the power of a mathematical equashytion with Greek letters Economists have mastered this learning to translate simple conshycepts like ldquoprofit equals money you make minus money you loserdquo into complex mathematical senshytences like ldquoS(X =raquo Jalfalfa dxrdquo usually accompanied by graphs which when stared at long enough begin to form 3-dimenshysional images

For your next paper why not utilize a combination of fonts

see SMITH on next page

The Triangle July 281995laquoB

P ro fe sso r S ta ff is b a c k y e t ag a inRivers of Suggestion

AdamBlyweiss

Drexelrsquos Fall 1995-96 course schedule booklets hit the streets as week four of summer term began the height of orientation season The schedule seems to be one of the few things remotely close to ldquoon schedulerdquo on this campus

But th e re rsquos a price for this timeliness a price upperclassmen know all too well a price to which incom ing students have been brusquely introduced

We now have to deal with that character again The infamous enigmatic never-before-pho- tographed Professor Staff

Professor Staff is an intriguing member of the Drexel faculty Few if any campus residents really know the good professor even to the extent of Staffs first name or gender mdash letrsquos assume hersquos a he Fellow instructors donrsquot like to talk about Staff much but experienced students hold him in low regard

This even though yoursquod be hard-pressed to find a dean who knows what college hersquos in let alone a student who sat through one of his classes This even though at first glance you wouldnrsquot expect Professor Staff to have such a bum rap

On the surface he seems like a dedicated renaissance man regushylarly listed in course schedules to teach section after section in departments across Drexelrsquos curshyricula

But Professor Staff has this habit of affixing his name to too many courses (That or itrsquos the mother of all printing errors) The man threatens to break hundreds of physical laws often scheduled for numerous courses on different subjects in different places at the same time

Indeed he seems particularly spread out to start the next acadeshymic year For example next term Professor Staff plans to lead every single undergraduate class in biolshyogy literature taxation civil engi-

FontstakecontrolSMITH from previous page

capitalizing on the benefits each provides This is what Irsquom doing with my next paper ldquoStress incurred on river sediment durshying meteor showersrdquo The title will be in Times

Do you have a font that yoursquore particularly fond of If so please donrsquot e-mail me because I donrsquot really want to hear about it However if your squirrels ever wrote something interesting Irsquod be very interested in hearing about that

M S c o t t Sm ith (um sm ithreg mcsdrexeledu) is a Junior majorshying in Com puter Science Sometimes hie has too much free time

neering mechanical engineering film and video production and more

H ersquos also pegged for every introductory section of humanishyties psychology and mathematshyicscomputer science as well as most upper-level courses in inforshymation systems Professor Staff signed up to teach large portions of graduate and Evening College coursework too

I did some simple math based on the Fall 1995-96 course bookshylet which for the first time lists instructorsrsquo last names next to every lab lecture recitation studio and ldquoto be arrangedrdquo session In undergraduate course offerings alone these instructors tentatively make themselves available for a total of 1499 listed sessions (That figure includes sections with conshycurren t lectures It does not include next te rm rsquos com m on exam periods or any of the COshyOP 101 courses)

Professor Staff accounts for 1130 of those labs lectures and such Thatrsquos fully three-quarters of undergraduate class time where ldquoStaffrsquo is listed Only 25 percent of Drexelrsquos class sessions next term are scheduled with the likes

of ldquoYohrdquo ldquoSmithrdquo or ldquoSundstedt Kuenstlerrdquo

Wow SuperhumanWell Professor Staffs efforts

would be superhuman were he to follow through on his promises For reasons nobody knows for sure the reality is that Professor Staff finds a way to pull out of every single course for which hersquos listed Every term Without fail

Maybe Professor Staff is a research giant getting a grant or two just before the term starts Maybe he gets laid up after strain-

P ro fe s so r S t a f f a c c o u n ts f o r 1 1 3 0 o f la b s le c tu re s

a n d s u c h o n c a m p u s

ing a synapse or something trying to organize lessons for the hunshydreds of courses to which he comshymits Maybe he goes on very short sabbatic^ very frequently

Whatever the reason Drexel and its college deans are forced to scramble to fill vacant Staff slots with revolving-door adjunct proshyfessors teaching or graduate assisshytants or occasionally an actual Drexel faculty member Worse they close scheduling gaps by canshy

celling sections or whole coursesAnd Professor Staffs behavior

shows no sign of changing Indeed he was scheduled for just over 75 percent (486 of 638) of this summer termrsquos class meetings mdash not to mention three-quarters (870 of 1138) of flsf fallrsquos sesshysions

At a time where other more celebrated professors are not granted tenure (or take their tenure elsewhere) Professor S taffs continued presence as Drexel faculty seems a travesty of

academic justiceHis conduct damages that

most wondrous social medishyum for studentsrsquo academic communication collaborashytion and preparation the grapevine

Moreover it leaves incoming students with even fewer people and names to identify with mdash a necessary security blanket after the upheaval of heading off to colshylege

To know that your instructor and hence your classrsquo direction are completely unknown until Day One of a new term is a daunting thought In light o f Drexelrsquos hectic pace being unpreshypared for a tough (or easy)

instructor can affect the psyche as well as the transcript

To have one irresponsible entishyty be responsible for so much is laughable Just seeing a name other than ldquoStaffrsquo listed in the course schedule booklets mdash even a TArsquos or adjunctrsquos name mdash would help us students to breathe easier

Of course with an incoming president an outgoing CEO an empty Provostrsquos office and a good portion of student governshyment residing on Fraternity Row Drexel appears in no position to call for and enforce Professor Staffs resignation at this moment It seems the best we can hope for is that we wonrsquot be seeing his name so much a few terms from now mdash which for some of us will be a few terms too late

Until then we just have to keep asking everyone we know everyshything we can about who this ldquoStaffrsquo really is

Oh yeah and keep an eye out for the pop quizzes Theyrsquore even sneakier

Adam Blyweiss is a senior majorshying in corporate communications Hersquos down to being in six places at one time

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bullraquoThe TriangleraquoJuly 281995

bull Carly Simon With Special guests Daryl Hall and John Oates perform at the Mann Music Center For info call 589-2706

ldquoStories whatever their nature may be harmful or useful depending upon the listenerrdquo- Giovanni Boccaccio

Saturdaybull SEPTAS Anmial Bus and

Maintmanco Roidoo held today at Veteranrsquos Stadium parking lot from 8a to 2p including games pony rides a disc ]ocl(eyanda display of classic buses

bull Walking tours of the Falrmount Watoiworks areavailable every Thursday and Saturday in the sumshymer for $2 Meet at The Philadelphia Museum of Artrsquos west entrance at 1 p

1 CABrsquoS stunmnr activiltot r iMOit Is posted fn the buir

lean boards in front of the CAB office and the USGA office

Walking tows of flio

areavailable every Wednesday and Sunday in the summer for $2 Meet at The Philadelphia Museum of Artrsquos west entrance at Ip

f NJSmitli Coiiiat Bind

Joum ^ Big Sounds for the Big Bands in an outdoor concert hekl at The Atwater Kent Museum 15 South 7th Street from 1130a to 130p Admission free For more info call 922-3031

SatuiilayThoPiiilaiialpliia Ballot Tboatni pratonis Vaganova Fastival with stars of the Bolshoi Ballet performing excerpts from Don Quixote La Bayadere and Le Corsaire Show starts at 4p Tickets $15 adults $10 stushydents seniors and children Call Upstages at 545-0590

i jw H k m m n u ik CiiltHiil Logasy opens in fr Camden at The Walt Whitman Cultural Arts Center and The Stedman Art Gallery The exhibit which runs through Oct 7 conshynects the arts of painting collage drawing and phoshytography with the art of jazL For info call (609) 964- 8300 or (609) 225-6245

bull Celalinte Wednesday nigMs at the Philadelpiiia Museum of Art with live music films tours and food and drink Open until 845p For info call 684-7860

A t t e n t i o n s t u d e n t

o r g a n i z a t i o n s

y o u r a d c o u l d h e r e f o r

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Heres the deal if youre an officially registered student organization drop off your camera- ready ad at The Triangle 3010 MacAlister Hall for each Fridays paper by the Wednesday

before at 5 pm Include the name of your student organization and a contact name and number The ads must lie 48 inches wide by 35 inches tall

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Thought for the WeekHaagen Daz may not be able fo take the place of a good friend but it sure tastes a lot betterAries (Mar 21-Apr 19) Youwill be visited by Zoltan King of the Gypsies Convince him of your loyalty by offering him your finest tambourineIburus (Apr 20-AAoy 20) You will have a frank and open discussion with your grandfashyther about what life was like in the old days Ask him how people survived in the days before the advent of cable TV Gemini (May 21-June 21) You will end up in therapy after your mother throws away your security blanket This weekend Join a support groupGincer (June 22-July 22) It isfinally time to moke your move on that special someone Make sure to be subtle yet bold with your actions Try spilling coffee in his or her lap and offering to clean it upLeo (July 23-Aug 22) Though your friend will veheshymently deny this he is really a Russian spy sent here to observe American vodka conshysumption techniques Force him to watch Yakov Smirnoff videos until he confessesVirgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) You will realize that your ice fishing trip was a mistake when you remember that it is still summer Be sure to bring a towelLibra (Sept 23-Oct 23) Make a resolution to use words such as pontificate and preamble in daily conshyversation Your friends will be impressed with your loquashyciousnessScorpio (Oct 24-Nov 21)Listen to your inner child and buy that trampoline youve been eyeingSagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)Inform your local Allstate represhysentative that your auto insurshyance is too high by parking your car on his desk Be sure to bring along your deductible Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) You will be asked to take one of the greatest responsibilities that any red-blooded American can take when you ore selectshyed to fill out a TV Viewing survey Remember your civic duty mdash dont let Gilligan downAquarius (Jon 20-Feb 18)Move into your boss office when he goes out for lunch When he returns be sure to remind him of those photos you have of him and the presishydents daughter Dont forget to ask for a raisePisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)Ringo Starr will hold you at gunpoint insisting that you declare him the most talented member of the Fab Four Try

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IndexThe Triangle Classifieds are sepashyrated into 11 available classificashytions in the order below If you cannot find a heading there are no ads of that type in this weekrsquos newspaper

ApartmentsSubletsRoonunatesFor SaleWantedText BooksServicesHelp WantedLost amp FoundAnnouncementsPersonals

Placing ClassifiedsThe deadline for placing a

classified ad is 500 pm on the Tuesday of the week of the issue in which you want your ad to appear

Forms must be completed in full and writing should be legishyble

If there are no copies of the classified form available write your ad on a full sheet of paper Include your name organization phone num ber and address If you are a Drexel student please include your student num ber Always make note of the date the ad was placed and the section in which you wish the ad to be placed Be sure to sign your name

In PersonO ur office is 3010 MacAlister Hall

MaUThe Triangle Attn Classifieds Manager 32nd 8c Chestnut Streets Philadelphia PA 19104

FaxThe Triangle Fax number is (215) 895-5935 If your ad is a paid ad a copy o f the check or money order should be faxed and the orig ina l should be m ailed or dropped ofif in person

Costs amp LimitsDREXEL ADVERTISERSCost FREE Exceptions normal ad rates apply for personal busishynesses and apartmentsLimits 2 classified ads per person per issue with a 40 word maxishymum for each Personals have a 25 word maximum Ads will be edUed for length

OUTSIDE ADVERTISERSCost (per issue) $450 for the first 25 words and $25 for each word thereafter Tear sheets are $25 extra Ads must be pre-paid Payment can be made by cash money order or checkLimits there are no ad limits or word limits for paid classifieds

Additional InfoIf there is a charge for your

advertisement full payment must be received before the ad can run

Multiple ads with duplicate subjects will n o t be accepted unless they are paid for

No classified will be accepted over the telephone

Ads may be cancelled or corshyrected by notifying the classifieds staff in writing or by phone by the 500 pm Tuesday deadline No refimds will be given for can celled ads

ApartmentsFabulous NY loft-style renovatloni 6 Br 2 Bt full mod kit ww carpet central air economical gas appliances huge roofdecK washerdryer Avail Sept 1 35th amp Spring Garden REDUCED to $1250 + 731-9550 38XX L a n caste r 6 Br 3 Bth ea t-in idtchen large living room coinop laundry old pool table $1100month September1 Cali 483-239510 nronth leaseNice 2 bedroom apt for rent Large nwd- em Fenced^n backyard garbage disposal 32nd amp Powelton Call Jay or Erin laquo (215)386-1872____________________________BRIGHT NEWLY RENOVATED 5BR 2BT HOME full mod kit ww carpet central air econom ical g as app liances landshyscaped backyard washerdryer storage basement Avail Sept 1 possibly earlier 3 2 n d amp Spring G arden REDUCED to$1100 + 731-9550___________________35XX Baring 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms modem kitchen w DW microwave washshyerdryer Full floor private Victorian home Rent includes all utilities Very quiet locashytion Private entrance $1020 John 587-6937________________________________

2 BEDROOM APARTMENT INew Listings) 3 4 th amp Baring 1 MODERN WASHERDRYER $ 6 5 0 AVAILABLE JUNEJULY OTHER LOCATIONS AVAIL- ABLE FRANKLIN RENTALS 382-7368 Come one mdash come all mdash We have several a p a r tm e n ts and h o u s e s av a ilab le in Powelton Village IBR to 4BR various prices Call for help (610) 279-12052 Bedrooms available 32nd and Powelton Modem Dishwasher garbage disposal central air gas heat wall to wall carpet $650 + Util Must see (610) 279-1205 3312 HAMILTON STREET Efficiencies one and two bedroom s from $ 2 9 9 m o up Heat gas and hot water incl All apts have walk-in closets lots of windows walkingdistance to school 349-9429___________Within two blocks of Drexel Gym clean safe affordable apts avail Some with wd or deck Small well-behaved pets wel- come Call 610664-7779______________3 BR Apt-500 N 34th copySpring Garden Large rooms wood amp carpeted floors large kitchen backyard tile bath Free WD Gasheat $900+ 3866722_________________37th amp Spring Garden Huge beautiful 6 BR 2BT house Garden porch 3 fireshyplaces bay windows basem ent WD CA Great backyard $1450 bulllaquo- Call 387-1002 Available Aug 1st________________34th amp Powelton 2 BR immediate occushypancy Also 1 BR bull newly updated amp paint- ed AC backyard secure (215) 477-7186 One and two bedroom a p a r tm e n ts Powelton village HW floors 15 bath DW patio coin-op laundry in basem ent Call and leave message 624-7536

Apartments3300 Spring Garden Recently renovated bright 2 BR apt with central air gas heat new carpeting tile bath lots of extras A m ust see Convenient to bus route into city $495 + util Call Chris (609) 429-0463________________________________34th amp Arch Streets Spacious sunny one bedroom apartment Laundry facilities off s t r e e t parking Available S ep tem ber $550m onth includes heat amp hot water(610) 527-7809_______________________Newly renovated 2 BR apartment Best location Laundry facilities $650m onth includes heat and hot water AvailableSeptember (610) 527-7809____________5 BR 3 Bath apartment Garbage disposal dishwasher laundry Renovated sunny 3 7 0 7 Hamilton S t $ 1 2 5 0 + u tilities Available September (610) 527-7809 Powelton lovely 3 story townhouse 3+ BR 1 large w cathedral ceiling 2 1 2 bath basem ent backyard mod kitchen DW WD $900 + (610) 39amp06983 6 0 0 SPRING GARDEN- clean secure attractive apts Eff starting at $310 1-BR $375 2-BR $500 Heat incl 322-60413 BR-434 N 34th St Living room large kitchen tile bath free WD DW $775Includes heat 3Samp6722_______________2 BR- 38th amp Lancaster Baring Private e n tra n c e 1 large BR 1 sm all g rea t kitchen tile bath nice yard free WD Gasheat $695-t- 3866722_______________37th amp Powelton Large 3 BR apt WD large kitchen large living room Available 9 1 9 5 $875month No pets Call 387-6793________________________________37th amp Powleton Large amp small 1 BR apt Some large enough for 2 people Rents from $360 No pets Call 387679335th amp Hamilton Efficiency apt Available 9 1 9 5 $340month Heat included Nopets Cali 387-6793___________________1 BR-3406 Spring Garden St Living Room kitchen tile bath newly renovated Free WD Inexpensive gas heat $425+ 386-6722________________________________1 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Uving area Free WD DW tile bath interior security bars $550- Includes heat hot water amp cooking gas 3866722 Efficiency-3406 Spring Garden St-Perfect for 1 person Galley kitchen carpeted interior security bars gas heat $320+ 3866722 Free WD

Mallte up to $2000-$4000i- per month teaching basic conversational English abroad Japan Taiwan and S Korea Many employers provide room amp board + other benefits No teaching background or Asian languages required For more information call____ (206) 632-1146 ext J52801

D r e x e l s B e s t O n - C a m p u s H o u s i n g

LE R N ER C O U R T A P A R TM E N TS 120 N 34TH ST 3409-15 RACE ST1 B R - L a r g e B e d r o o m N ic e A p a r tm en t

2 B R - D r e a m P la c e (Sa f e N o N ig h t m a r e s )3 B R - L a r g e 1 3 L iv in g R o o m (G o o d f o r 4 p e o p l e )4 B R - B ig as a h o u se (M a id S e r v ic e E x t r a )

Serving Drexel Students needs for 50 yearsThese apartments feature Central Air amp Gas Heat

Laundry Facilities on Premises Excellent Security Very Resonable Rates Dont Worry Be Happy and SafeLive in Lemer Court Place

886-9999 (tgt 222-5406

DONrsquoT PUT UP WITH DIRTY AND DISRiPUTABLE APARTMENTS

O ur A partments are Immaculately clean W e have o ne tw o a n d three bedroom

APARTMENTS AVAILABLE FOR SEPTEMBER ISTSome have patios desks fireplaces a n d yards

OUR BUILDINGS ARE LOVELY IBSTORIC RESTORATIONS MAINTAINED TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS

OWNED AND MANAGED BY COMMUNITY RESIDENTS HEAT IS ALWAYS INCLUDED

ONE Efficiency from $375Several One Bedroomsfrom $475 Several Two Bedroomsfrom $600

UVB IN mSTORIC POWELTON VILLAGE CALL

Meridian A ssociates 387-7808

Apartments2 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Living area nice kitchen tile bath pine floors DW free WD $795 Includes heat amp hot water 386-67223 BR apt-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Patlograssy area IMng area nice kitchen 0W free WD interior security bars $975 Includes heat amp hot water 3Samp6722__________________2 BR apt 432 N 34th St-Llving room large kitchen tile bath Interior security bars small yard Free WD Gas heat$595-gt- 38^6722________________2 BR apartments-3408 Spring Garden St Under construction-wlll be ready for Sept1 1 9 9 5 If In te re s te d will give tour through-even though not complete Prices given at showing 386-6722

4 BR at 32 st for $raquoB000^onthwD WW Dishwasher Call 382-5534 3 BR Large room For $79500 Call 382-5534

33rd amp Baring 1 BR apt large enough for2 Well lit a re a availab le now $395month If Interested call (908) 874- 2723__________________A spacious attractive well maintained corshyner lot h o u se c lo se to c am p u s S e p ta c a m p u s bus line 6 BRs 2 kitchens 2 bathroom s living amp dining room full b a sem en t WD amp security alarm 35th amp Hamilton Call Jen (610)649-2732________________________32nd amp Baring Street Recently renovated bright 2BR apt Heat Included Lots of extras Avail Sept 1 $550 -f electric CallChris 6 0 raquo 4 290463 ________________1 BR- $365m onth heat Included back yard w to w carpeting amp 2 Ig c lo se ts Efficiency for rent Loft Heat amp electric included w to w carpeting Ig closet 32nd amp Baring For info please call 483-2845

Apartments2 BR apt for rent Beautiful Victorian buildshying Hardwood floor Heat Included 34th amp Race street $575month For Info please call 483-28451 BR Apt 32 amp Baring Wood floors $435 plus utilities Franklin Rentals 382-73682 BR Apt (New Listings) 34 amp Baring Modem WD $650 Available JuneJuly Other locations available Franklin Rentals 382-73683 BEDROOM APARTMENTS Several now listingsl from $700 to $1100 Call for our new tri-level listing available 9 9 5 at 34thamp Baring Franklin Rentals 382-73684 BR House 34th amp Lancaster wood floors spacious rooms available 9 9 5 $1350 Ranklin Rentals 382-7368

2 bedroom apartment September 1st 1 yr lease Full clothes washer and dryer dishshywasher garbage disposal central air and security system Owner on premises Call Tom 6 6 2 - ( ^ l $650 monmSun-filled large apt close to campus at 33rd and Baring Renovated mdash 2 bedshyrooms and den separate eat-in kitchen Hardwood floors new appliances etc Faculty m em ber owned and occupied house Sorry non-smokers only Pleasecall Dr Weiner 386-5079________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD alt utilities inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or 895-1270 Ask for ScottPOWELTON VILUGE Quaint 3 BRlsquo 1 1 2 bath central air DW WD hard wood rugs amp alamn system Available September1 $620 plus Call 657-6657___________3735 Lancaster Ave-1 BR newly renovatshyed ceramic tile kitchen amp bath ww carshypet air conditioned $400 including heat amp water 609-7780722

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MINUTES FROM DREXELS CAMPUS amp CONVENIENT TO PENN^ a c io u s modern renovated and reconditioned 1 bedroom (flats amp bi-levels) and 2 bedrooms w w carpet ceiling fans track lites AC convenient laundry facilities3 bedroom bi-^evel Spacious amp good storage 2 1 2 baths W D D W central air high efficiency gas heat w w carpet Town houses 2 bi-level bedrooms amp 1 bedroom w patio G arage 2 1 2 baths w w carpet W D D W high efficiency gas heat central air security system

bull NOW AVAILABLE FOR FAU RENTALRental office a t 32nd Street end of Povelton Avenue

(just down the block from Village Pizza)215-387-3314

Hours M onday-Friday 10 to 5 bull O pen Saturday amp Sunday

S p e c i a l i z i n g i n

H o u s i n g f o r t h e

D r e x e l C o m m u n i t y

A ffo r d a b le A p a r tm e n ts and H o u se R e n ta ls

M an y to c h o o s e fro m

S ep t 3 4 1 8 B aring S t IB R $ 510 Ju n e S e p t 3301 P o w e lto n A ve IB R $360-$475

S ep t 3205 P earl S t 3B R H ouse $675 S ep t 3202 P o w e lto n A ve 3B R $10 0 0 A ug 3 512 L a n c a s te r A ve 3B R $ 850

A u g ^ e p t 4 1 0 N o 3 2 n d S t 4B R $13 0 0 S ep t 3437 L an c as te r S t 4B R H ouse $1275 S ep t 3613 W a rre n S t 4B R H ouse $13 5 0

Aug 3706 Spring G arden St 6BR $1450 A tuI many more to choose from

38716o23301 Powelton Avenue Philadelphia PA

10 The TrianglelaquoJuly 281995

ApartmentsSix bedroom apt bull 432 N 34th St Nice rooms llvfng room contemp kitchen carshypeted two tile baths free washerdryer dishwasher not a party house $1200 + 3 8 M 7 2 2 _ _ _Great room in modem house Ali amenishyties AC Great view $350 763-7000 Close to campus34xx HAMILTON ST Huge 2 BR apartshyments on tree-lined street High ceilings spacious living room eat-in kitchen full bath Rent includes heat hot water and cooking gas Must see Call nowl 21amp662- 079736 amp Powelton Ave 3 bedrooms and 25 baths Bi-level apt private entrance and backyard WD GD $950 month Studio apartment recently renovated 387-7278 Two bedroom apartment 32nd and Baring7 mln walk to school Apartnwnt has sepshyarate living room and each room has good c lose t space WD In basem en t Very secure building Available September 1 s t $550 includes heatl Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school Very clean apartment and quiet unit Large bedroom with good size clo se t WD In basem ent Very secure building Available September 1st $395 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school GREAT VIEW OF THE CITY Very clean apartm ent with high ceilings and large eat-in kitchen Separate living room WD in basement Very secure buikl- ing Available now or September 1st $415 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 n i^ t Ask for ChrisEfficiency apartment at 32 amp Baring $305 Franklin Rentals 382-73681 BEDROOM APARTMENTS (5 locations in Powelton Village and Art Museum Area) Wood floors exposed brick laundry and morel from $435 Franklin Rentals 382-7368 ____________________4 BEDROOM HOUSE 32 amp Baring Wall to Wall carpet yard $1000 Franklin Rentals382-7368 ______Sunny 2nd floor efficiency located at 3325 Spring G aarden Tiled bath and large k itchen with g a s s to v e tiled behind counter top Owner lives next door call Ray Leave message 222-6162 only $330a month (opens Sept 15)__________Large two b^room located at 3325 Spring Garden Sunny entire 3rd floor with lots of natural wood Large bath with kitchen Owner lives next door heat included Call Ray - leave a message 222-6162 $ 5 ^ a month starts Sept 1LANCASTER AVE APARTMENT mdash 2 bedshyrooms living room share cool roofdeck Modem kitchen electric amp closets in Victoshyrian building AC $500M 0 Call Ariene mdash 222-7675 (Pets OK deposit)34th and Baring - 1 BR apartm ent Well- maintained beautiful neighbortiood Safe and veiy secure Spacious Ww carpeting laundry backyard high ceilings Rent includes heat and waterl $415 222-6830Avail Sept 1 ____________________3 4 1 7 R ace S t mdash 3 B D ^ 7 2 BTF Spacious enough for 4-5 people LR LIB

Apartments Roommates For Sale ServicesDR KIT DW GD WD (free) pvt courtshyyard brk nook bask cable and all utilities included $1460mo Avail 9 1 Call (215)^5626_____________________Airy 2BR APT in Powelton Village 1 5 baths 3rd fl of owners home $565mo Includes all utilities except electricity No smoking no pets Available 9 1 9 5 (215) 387-2721POWELTON VILLAGE Quaint three bedshyroom 15 bath central air dishwasher washer w asherdryer hard wood rugs artd alarm system Available September 1 $620 plus Call 657-6657

SubletsNtee 1 BR apt 33rd amp Baring heat includshyed available immediately $550m onth387-1226 or after 5 (717) 654-2850Nice 2 BR apt at 33rd and Baring heat inc luded availab le im m ediately $ 6 7 5 m o n th 3 87-1226 or after 5 a t(717) 6 5 4 - 2 8 5 0 ____ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch W 0 One block from campus $250month 561-0572 KOREAN STUDENTS WELCOME Large room $230 small room $150 All utilities included Upper Daritgty (610)642-5837Mrs Lee^____________ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch WD One block from campus $250month 561-0572 Rooms to let mdash beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Large rooms with high ce ilin g s and w indow s Porch WasherDryer One block from campus $250 a month 561-0572______________

Roommates___Room in a beautiful very quiet Victorian house Walking distance from school safe wood floor sky lights Great place Large bedroom $250+util Available NOW Call Lance 215-382-8848 (moming and night) Leave a message2 ROOMMATES NEEDED Beginning S ep tem b er 1 Lg 3 BR 2 1 2 Bath H ouse B a sem en t Living Room Lg kitchen front amp back yards gas heat walk- in closet built-in shelf space hardwood floors high ceilings close to cam pus $26666month 1 3 utilities Call 387- 8 123 Please leave message___________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD All utilities Inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or895-1270 Ask for Scott______________ _Roommate wanted for a quiet 2 BR apt in close suburbs Kitchen Dinning Room Living Room and 1 bath WD on premisis rent $275 plus 1 2 of utilities prefer non- sm oker and relatively neat (610)284-^ 6 a _______________________Roommate wanted to share 2 br apartshyment Modem apartment Currently occushypied by one person 44th amp Spruce Veiy se cu re Partially furnished WD Only $300m o (incl heat and gas) Call 382- 7417 Leave m essage_________________2 male or female roommates needed for large house 3 floors 2 full kitchens 3 full baths washerdryer House holds 6 peo-

ESCORTS AT YOUR LOCATION

bullATTRACTIVE FRIENDLY GIRLS ALWAYS AVAILABLE

bullONE LOW PRICE INCLUDES EVERYTHING

CAESARS ESCORTS laquol IK PHIIXV Slwce 1880

215) 7 3 2 -6 9 6 3

pie comfortably $250 + utilities 34th and Powelton CaH Jen or Mandy at 382-6830If Intefested__________________________$22Sper nwnth + utilities for room In renshyovated clean house wtth polished wooden floors and rear yard Free washerdryer exercisevMlght room ctose to Center City and cam pus Mature non-smokers preshyferred P lease call George (215) 985- 9734

For SaleFor sa le 2 S ears twin size beds (box spring w mattress) brand new $50 each1 pure wood IKEA study table with 8 big dravrars and capacity to accomodate two along with a comfortable chair 2 months okl $435 two table lamps $5 each wooden center table $10 2 Sears dining stools $10 each Call 222-3382 leave a mes-

Tone Worshippers Unite Guitar - Martin OM - 28 Vint^e re-issue Pristine $2750 - new Yours for $1500 Call (302) 655-7954_______________________________Fumlture amp Sears carpet cleaner-good con- ditton worilts great Also Desk $49 Darit colonial pine 2-door cabinet w 2-level hutch $79 Lamptable $29- or best offer3 866634 ____________________________Moving Sale Printer (HP Desk Jet 500 1 1 2 ) Negotiable $120 IKEA bed (single bed frame with bed storage boxes matshytress) $60 Metal chair (light-blue 1 1 2) $4 each Girlrsquos bike (2 1 2 ) $35 Floor lamp $6 Plastic small desk (white 1 12-yr-old) Call (215) 382-5020_____________

For Sale Bike $35 Stereo $35 Mattress $30 Desk lamp $6 Please contact NancyO 222-3681_________________________Fumiture-Kltchen table-mariale curcular top$39 lamptable $10 3866634________Air Conditioner 5000BTU 3 months oldAsking $175 Call 482-5687____________Two Apple Macintosh SErsquos (one monitor only) software installed Call (609)727-4033 ask for Jay or Erin________________

FURNITURE FOR SALE Matching couch loveseat amp chair Earth tone colors Will sell separately or as a set Asking price $120 (for all three) or best offer Call 387-8123 Please leave message___________MODEM 9600 Baud MNPV 42V 42bis $30 Call 351-6289________________

Lingerie Chest DK Oak Veneer 6 drawers Dimensions 165 x 175 (w) x 50 (h)$35 Call 351-6285___________________Rolltop desk w chair DK Brown Veneer gold hardware w 8 drawers Dimensions 4 2 rsquo x 2 0 rsquo X 4 0 rsquo (h)$35 Call 351-6289 Bowling Balls mdash Hammers Burgandy 16 tbs purchased from 1994 Long Island Open Pro Tour Never been resurfaced bull $40 Blue Pear - Great dry lane bailSpace ball Also good on sloopy oil conditions bull Never been resurfaced bull $30 Call Dave 9610-2844568________________________Queen-Size sofa sleeper great for studio or small room - $200 Also small chest-of- drawers and desk - $25 each Everything for $225 Call 895-2493 ask for JimMAC SE30 Must sell ASAP 4MB RAM 40MB HD upgradable + 144 faxmodem

travel bag -i- security locks (especially good for dormitory use ) -f tons of games utils packages -f m anuals Asking for$800 OBO Call 382-8628_____________MOVING SALE ASAP TVVCR com bo (150) humidifier (15) answering machine (20) Panasonic electric typewriter (spellshychecking thesaurus built-in memory) (100) telephone (10) coolwarm fan (5) Pest Raider (5) food cart + ta s te r (5) Call (215) 382-8628 and leave a message Solid wood desk $25 IKEA clothes rack $40 long couch $20 beginners acoustic guitar $10 Call Frank at 387-6880 after7 p m ____________ ________________

Mac stuff (2) SEs 4MEI ram 30 or 40 MB HD SCSI drives 20 to 300MB intershynalexternal Software (eg Math CAD D eltaG raph SUM II e tc ) 2 5 MHz

6 8 0 3 0 6 8 8 2 accelerator for Mac--Printers (610) 8968088 xl356_______Ptotters Teknronix 4662 digital interactive plotter 8igten Tandy TRS-80 plotter (6pen has Houston Instruments DMP-6 roms)- manuals pens Power supplies (4) + - 15V 9 4A 5V bull 20A Apple lie enhanced accellerated color monitor (610) 896-8098 X1356________________________20 rsquo TV Panasonic (4 month used) $195 1 3 rsquo TV with VCR symphonic (6 month used) $195 Call Sung (610) 2594561 MANY SALE ITEMS T eapot m ultiple frames stuffed animals bowls flowerpots mixers fire alarm gam es v ases fish tank phone duffle bag iron typewriter m agazine rack firep lace s e t s ta b le w chairs Please call Mark for prices at387-7910__________________________Honda Accord lsquo8 3 AC P s P b 1 1 9 k Asking $1700 OBO____________________2 0 rsquo PANASONIC TV with remote $100 YORX super bass audio system mdash double cassettehigh speed dubbing 4 function remote AMFM stereo dynamic full range speakers $800 Call 263-2027 (home) or895-1987 (office)_____________________Bedroom furniture for sale dresser night s ta n d bed P rices are n eg o tiab le Everything in good condition a l l weekshydays between 9-5 1-800-456-3669 ext2803________________________________Matrix loud speakers 200 watts 2-12rsquo woofers 2-1rsquo tw eeters 6 rsquo mid range base RfFlex enclosure 49rsquoHxl5rsquoWxl5rsquoD great for parties $250 Call Dave 609-384-2346 830-500pm________________386 X 20 MHz computer with 8 meg RAM 2 1 0 meg HD VGA m onitor keyboard mouse windows 31 MSoffice 43 3 5 rsquo floppy drive excellent condition $550 Call Dave 609-384-2346 830-500pm Mac performs 400 for sale Mint condition still in original boxes BOM hard drive 14 inch color monitor included asking $1200 or b es t offer Call Steve at 928-0434 Leave a message if necessaryPOWER MAC 7100 - CD 8MB (16MB with Ram doubler) 1000MB hard drive 15 Apple color monitor ether-net geo-port more (215) 785-2347 leave message PRINTER for PowerMac Color StyleWriter 2400 3-month old excellent condition $350 obo (215) 785-2347 leave message Whiripool 195 cu ft refridgeratorfreezer for sale converted to kegorator needs C02 and tap Great for partiesi Call Paul 243-0370 and leave m e s s a g e ___Macintosh Items PAS-16 NuBus card 1 6 bit audio recording and editing $40 obo Extemal 80 MB Quantum drive $75 obo internal 52 MB Quantum drive $30 oboCall 387-9706_______________________8 0 0 0 BTU Whirlpool Air Conditioner iri good condition Price $175 negotiable Call3 8 6 9 5 5 5 ____________________1986 black Honda Civic CRX s i 116k highway miles 5 spd power sun roof AMFM c a s s e t te AC Cali (215) 222-4948__________________________Manual Typewriters $15 to $25 each CallGeorge (215) 985-9734___________Emerson 2 6 rsquo TV too large for my apart-ment $40 obo 222-6830 ___rsquoCable TV Descramblersrsquo Ali makes and models 215-739-6187

WantedPERFECT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Inform ation Superhighw ayTelecommunications Work from home Low risk High profit No inventory No coi- lections No deliveries (215)365-5303 A PRICELESS GIFT Make a unique and pershysonal contribution to another familys hapshypiness Women (ages 21-34) are needed to d o n a te eggs for infertile co u p les Compensation For more information 215-829-5095______________________Needed A queen size bed must be clean Call Fan 8 9 5 -1 2 3 3 or sg932tw6postdrexel edu

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Help WantedEASY WORK- EXCELLENT PAY mailing prodshyucts Send SASE to INTL 2221 Peachtree Road NE Suite D-415 A tlanta GA^309^______________________C ruise -S h ips Hiring - Earn up to $2000+month Worid travel Seasonal amp full-time positions No exp necessary For info call 1-2066340468 ext C52804Part time helper- to assist property owner in maintaining several properties Duties include weeding cleaning ap tartm ents between move Ins sweeping pavements etc Approx 20 hours weekly $7 00hour 3 866722 ___

Lost amp FoundHELP Lost a small purple-striped hard- backed lsquo A d d re ss e s rsquo book in Com m onwealth around 7 1 0 P le a se retum to Creese 212 (Dr Fuller) THANKS

AnnouncementsFree Financial Aid Over $6 billion in private sector grants amp scholarships is now availshyable All students are eligible regardless of grades income or parents income Let us help Call Student Rnancial Services 1- 800-26S6495 ext F52802Looking for ways to have fun amp make a difshyference this summer The Office of Student Community Services (Creese 223) has a list of summer cam ps amp programs tha t need YOUR help Cali 895-2158 or 1522for more info __________Turkish Cultural Club m eets 1 st amp 3rd Thursdays of the month 330pm at 3034 MacAlister HallRight here at Drexel- Dr Fields will be workshying with 8th graders from local schools- improving their math skills If you would like to volunteer to help please call Linda Arendt at 895-2158 or stop by at Creese 223 _ROC Movie Festival sponsored by the Republic of China Student Association Time 7-9pm Daily 7 3 1 to 8 6 PlaceNesbitt Hall 1st floor ___COOP JAPAN Opportunities in Japan availshyable to engineering science CIST majors US c itizen s or p erm an en t re s id e n ts Stipend plus airfare provided Must apply well in advance and be able to complete at least two terms of Japanese Information 895-2192 or 895-2499

Personals[Your name] mdash You don t need magic What you need is a long hard phatas-magoric fuck [N ^am e] __________Damn it my name is not Brian ____TEQ 13th was great Looking forward to Saturday See you then WBDNA YOY BM Pookie The past few weelis have been incredible although I couldve lived without the video camera Thanks for trying and for ail you do I love you - kiska PS Kiss myleft butt cheeky _________________There is a Fine Line between looking outfor Yourself and being^Ifisji^___________Hey Mary (Mary) Janet (Planet) Jared (Rainbow) and Byron (BYRON) Whatever h^penned to_SPQR^the whitest oneIs it just me or does this terni suck assB _________ _ _ ^Myke thanks for being suclv a great Big Brother I promise fun times are to follow Ilove you^man Your lil sis - Colleen______Irene long time no write h ere s to two weeks of fun a month off then the fun starts right back up same times different place love you - nick

The Triangle July 281995laquo11

K a r a o k e n i g h t a t R e x rsquosW h y a re th e y c a lle d F iv e -E ig h t W h a t w a s o n ta p G e t o j f y o u r ass a n d g o n e x t tim e

BradWibleEntertainment Editor

Stop wasting your money So many of us have done our part filling the stadium s for the chance to sit a hundred yards from a band who after years of doing so doesnrsquot really need $40 per ticket

W ithout question the Vet exists solely to be empty during the NFL playoffs not for the dilutshyed em otion of stadium anthems

The Spectrum is for homosexual hockey stars and dunking on the home team not musical candy for10000 people

Rexrsquos in West Chester is where big concert vicshytims can go for reprogram m ing and sp iritual enlightenment

The small size o f this bar translates into super low cover charges realistic non-stadium priced beverages and m ost im portantly music in which microphones and severe amplifishycation are luxuries not necessishyties

If enough o f you make the trip out they may someday even be able to stop using plastic

T h e r e s t o f th e w o rld ^s f r o n t m e n

c a n o h I d o n t k n o w s h o o t

th e m s e lv e s in th e h e a d a t th e h e ig h t

o f th e ir p o p u la r i ty

cups I can dream canrsquot IBy the most divine of intershy

ventions I was privileged enough to see the Athens Georgia band Five-Eight at Rexrsquos on Thursday July 20 GV and The Dusters playing one song with words and Moped an elecshytric bicycle opened

Listening to Five-Eightrsquos album s I was im mediately

struck with the rarest of feelings the intense desire to experience at any cost one of their live shows That in my world is the highest complishym ent you can pay a band

Finally after wearing my tapes thin from use I had my opportushynity

After witnessshying lead singerguitarist Mike Mantionersquos fronting of this four- man wall of sound the rest of the worldrsquos front men can oh I donrsquot know shoot themselves in the head at the height of their popularity

Mantionersquos energy and range of emotions expressed through the lyrics delivery and guitar rem inded me of m adm an-in- residence P T Brsquockly of local

PATTIY TORNOSfcy RBcortfs

The worlds only known photo of th e living proof th a t S ea Monkeys if fed the proper diet of aerosol c h e e se on used Band-Alds can grow to enonnous s izes with personalized hair styles

death-hip-hop greats UbisuntThe stage at Rexrsquos a foot high

and within pissing distance of every spot in the house was home this night for one of the most incredible (probably typishycal for the band) displays of the expressive power of music

Better than therapy (I really want some if anyone is interestshyed) Five-Eight simultaneously enraged depressed inspired and disturbed me

Runaway Mack truck ram shypages gave way to subtle shifts in volume and inflection employshy

ing dynamics and tempo like the great band they are I heard the story of my life when they played ldquoKaraokerdquo although they were kind enough to leave out the really inhuman nasty parts lest I lose my shit and kill (just likeOJ mdash ldquokut da bitchrdquo)

My only gripe is that I didnrsquot get to hear ldquoWhat They Didrdquo the song which I hum to myself m ore than any since ldquoJimmy Crack Comrdquo

Finally when the show was winding down Mantione was left alone on stage where he

closed with ldquoWeirdordquo doing as much with four minutes and a guitar as is humanly possible The memory of that song alone will be enough to brighten many days to come

Two great tastes that taste great together Five-Eight and Rexrsquos are both worthy of your adoration and should be praised and lauded for the true greatness they represent greater than anyshything you and I with our weakshyness of mind body and soul can hope ever to achieve

I can admit it Can you

Join the FanclubT h e y r e n o t fa n c y h u t t h e y k n o w th e ir w a y a r o u n d a p o p lo ve song

Damn SEPTA strike

Brad WibleEntertainment Editor

Theyrsquove killed men just to watch them die And then they woke up

Teenage Fanclub everyonersquos favorite Scottish four-piece pop rock love song band is back on the scene striMng the rock and roll posture for their most recent release Grand Prix a tribute to M ario A ndretti who always drove his car well

Teenage Fanclub named for the bandrsquos affinity for 17 year- old slutty Catholic school girls (I think itrsquos legal to bang them in Scotland) made their first big splash on the music scene with

NITIN VADUKULDGC Records

their 1991 release Bandwagon- esque If that album touched you in places your bathing suit covshyered th e re rsquos a pre tty good chance that Grand Prix just m ight get to th ird base Hey man smell my finger

The songs are by no means complicated They possess that simple pop quality that made the early Beatles so popular Grand Prix is an exercise in the effective use of easy electric guitar and bass

Try this at home make an electric guitar listen to the album and learn to play it Itrsquos easier than you think In no way do I mean this as an insult More

bands could take a lesson and cut out all the bullshit that is ftm for a few listens only to sound contrived after a month Just for spice theyrsquove tossed in occasionshyal strings piano and horns The result is a very basic yet catchy album to put on and bounce your cat to

The lyrics are founded on the bandrsquos desire to be honest about the joy and pain found in life and its complex relationships The nervous breakdown of a friend is chronicled in ldquoTearsrdquo

ldquoNeil Jungrdquo is about neither the psychoanalyst nor the 97 year-old guitar rocker but about a friend having a relationship with a crazy woman 1 wonder what that would be like Poorguy

Grand Prix is not for those of you who make it a point to never buy an album unless it is ground breaking and different (aU six of you) Donrsquot let that stop you If there is a spot in your heart that needs to feel the bittersweet tickshyle of poppy love songs look no further In fact get your Christmas shopping done early Your Uncle Tippy is a huge fan

Music A A A

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12 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

Entertainment

T e s to s te ro n e c in e m a

RICHARD BiMSHARDHollywood Pictures

Itrsquos all about justice And helmets And chicks And Zippo lighters hanging from my shoulder

Aaron SchantzStaff Writer

Sylvester Stallone has come a long way from the days of Rocky and Rambo Hersquos tried his hand at comedies Stop Or M y Mom Will Shoot) and has returned to his forte of action movies

This summ er Stallone picks up the big guns and this time dons a helm et and a flying motorcycle for the comic book based Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd for those of you

who donrsquot know (or donrsquot care) is based on a popu la r British comic book about a post-apoca- lyptic city of the future where the police are the judge jury and often executioner all in one

The movie received a lo t of hype from disgruntled fans who were upset over Dredd removing his helmet

In the com ic D redd never once show ed his ugly m ug However the producers felt they couldnrsquot cast such a well-known

actor for the part without showshying his face But I have to side with fans on this one

In the m ovie we on ly see Stallone ldquoJudgingrdquo for a b rief time before hersquos stripped of his badge and kicked out of Mega City One

From th e re on i t rsquos ju st Stallone in a future action flick loosely based on a p o p u la r com ic If n o t for a few of D re d d rsquos m ost fam ous o p p o shynents the ABC robot and Mean

Machine (albeit in minor roles) the movie could have been just about any post- apocalyptic sci-fi sh o o t rsquoem up p y ro techn ic thriller

But herersquos where we make the d is t in c tio n betw een ju s t any thriller and Judge Dredd Anyone can write a futuristiff movie with big explosions and lots of stunts bu t making one fluent enjoyshyable and with a decent script is not such an easy task Dredd is the latter of the two

T he story gets underw ay alm ost immediately and wersquore th row n into a sinister p lo t of deception and lust for power w herein D red d is fram ed stripped of his badge and mercishyfully sent to prison (as opposed to being executed on the spot)

After that the movie becomes more predictable but you wonrsquot notice because your brain has gone into neutral and yoursquore just admiring the outstanding special effects and action sequences

I wouldnrsquot be taken seriously as a writer if I didnrsquot make some reference to Stallonersquos last sci-fi action movie Demolition Man A nd even th o u g h Taco Bell didnrsquot have some corny marketshying tie-in there were plenty of other similarities

S tallone was the le thal enforcer of a futuristic city with a beautiful and playful female cop companion and a villain tied very closely to the hero

All have a bitter aftertaste of Demolition M an But the huge scope of Dredd the action and the amazing sets place Dredd far above the sterile utopia depicted in Demolition Man

I didnrsquot even make a connecshy

tio n betw een the two movies until the climactic battle scene at the end Dredd dukes it out with his evil coun terpart Rico in a scene and set taken alm ost directly out of the cryo-prison scene from Demolition Man

T he m ovie is over sho rtly after leaving some issues unreshysolved And unfortunately there is even the predictable and out o f ch a rac ter H ershey Kiss thrown in at the end

The movie could have been better had the producers stuck m ore closely to the comic and avoided sim ilarities to Demoshylition M an H ow ever had S tallone no t played D redd 1 probably w ouldnrsquot have made any connection

Still Stallone does an excelshylen t job as D redd and no expense was spared in making this a fantastic movie to watch

If you are in the m ood for some blast-it-up action with a not too shabby plot and a slack lipped actor yelling ldquoI am the lawrdquo at five minute intervals I w ould s trong ly recom m end going to see Judge Dredd

I even liked this movie better than that other summ er comic book-based movie But th a trsquos p robably because it was over hyped and a little too far fetched for me Would someone explain how at the end the caped crusadshyer happens to fall faster than the other two people hersquos saving

Film A A A

Judge Dredd Sylvester Stallone Joan Chen Max Von Sydow

D irected by Danny Cannon Hollywood Pictures

A hot cool listenA voice you could marry not to mention feminism poetry and jazzBradWibleEntertainment Editor

Knowing how students at this university are interested in the im p o rtan ce to the changing world of the em powerment of women (ldquoWhatrsquos that and how can it improve my resumerdquo) I know that the album Zipless by Vanessa Daou will surely find a welcome spot in the stereo at all of the hippest way-cool ldquoIrsquom a brother hererdquo parties

The lyrics for Zipless are taken from Becoming Light a collecshytio n o f poem s by Erica Jong Jong perhaps most famous for her book Fear o f Flying has been one of the loudest literary voices of the past three decades p ro shym oting the sexual and social freedom of w om en and in a greater sense of people in genershyal Jong even contributed a new poem ldquoSmokerdquo a recollection of rsquo60s drug culture

Working closely with Jong Vanessa Daou wrote and sang all the songs while her husband

Peter played all the instruments an d hand led th e p ro d u c tio n duties The result is a smoother- th a n -sm o o th a lbum of jazzdance music with some of the greatest lyrics Irsquove heard in a while (at least since I got my hearing back after that problem I had with head pressure)

On ldquoSunday Afternoonsrdquo the softness of Vanessarsquos voice seeps into your ears telling of the bitshytersweet taste of longing obsesshysively for a lover to the point of making oneself sick My deepest sympathy to anyone condemned to such an existence

ldquoBecoming A Nunrdquo builds to the lines ldquoIrsquom m arching over cobblestones like heads of men I have knownrdquo

My favorite song by far is ldquoAlcestis On The Poetry Circuitrdquo The song opens with the lines ldquoThe best slave does not need to be beaten She beats hershyselfrdquo The verses that follow tell the sad but too true story of beautiful intelligent women

w ho still m a in ta in te rr ib ly warped self images in which they see no th ing b u t ugliness and inadequacy C halk it up to a male dominated society or bad oysters itrsquos still a shame

The lyrics are delivered in soft hushed tones creating a balanced sound and allowing the d ru m s and bass to ca rry the music while improv instruments riff around the words 1 recomshymend this album to anyone who w ants a tru ly cool listen with lyrics which d o n rsquot insult your taste or intelligence

Maybe an even better tactic would be mandatory listening by everyone resulting in reassured women less men with knuckles dragging on the ground and a better life for everyone in genershyal Irsquom sure you lose sleep over it

Music A A A A

MICHAa HALSBANDMCM Records

Produced by Peter Daou reg $ 1 0 0 0 0 0 of operations over a five year periodMCA Recofds The Fonz is looking b e tte r than ever They look sooooo real

The Triangle July 281995 Z

4 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

E d i t o r i a l amp O i n n i o n

Ifs all in the detailsDrexel students want a campusThey want grass they want paths They want to feel like

Drexel is not just a few square blocks of the city but a sepashyrate entity in itself And from Buckley Green to the new artificial turf field the University has done a great job of making Drexel more of a campus

But sometimes itrsquos the little things that make Drexel look bad mdash whether itrsquos after a rain storm when the sidewalks are covered in duct tape and wet pulpy paper or when stushydents decide to cut through the grass to get to class wearshying a dusty dirt ldquowarrdquo path before long

In the latest example itrsquos the trash and trampled grass on 33rd Street where SEPTA riders are currently waiting for a shuttle bus while repair work on the trolley tracks is comshypleted

SEPTA commuters are making a mess of 33rd Street while they wait for their bus mdash there is trash all over the ground and the grass has been worn to dirt

Itrsquos little things like this that irk current students and make a bad impression on the prospective students and parents whorsquove visited campus for orientation in the past two weeks

While this problem isnrsquot caused by the Drexel communishyty itrsquos on our campus and so we need to fix it mdash whether it be with a call to SEPTA for them to remedy the problem or an increased effort by our physical plant And this initiative must be taken early before the grass is dead the students are annoyed and potential students are discouraged

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Entertainment industry taken over by fonts

Static Across The Lines

M Scott Smith

Subm ission PolicyG uest columns letters to the editor and artwork may b e se n t to th e a ttention of the Ed-Op Editor The Triangle 32nd and C hestnut S ts Philadelphia Pa 1 9 1 0 4 They may also be s e n t via e-mail to e d o p d tr ia n tfe 8tudent-org drexeledu or delivered in person to 3 0 1 0 MacAlister Hall

All subm issions m ust include a nam e and phone num ber and should include an ad d ress and appropriate affiliations such a s m a jo r y e a r o f g r a d u a t io n o r o rg a n iz a t io n a l p o s i t io n Anonymous subm issions will not be published au thors nam es will only be withheld under special c ircum stances

W ritten p ie c e s sh o u ld b e p re s e n te d on d isk in M acW rlte fo rm a t T he d e a d l in e fo r s u b m is s io n s is 5 0 0 p m on W ednesday of th e week of publication The Triangle reserves the right to edit for space gram m ar clarity and content

I recently read a statistic that stated the average person reads movie or book reviews 1400 times a day Admittedly most people probably only read a handful of reviews a month but Lester keeps reading the same one over and over again and he screwed the statistic up

Now you might wonder who is Lester But thatrsquos really not important Whatrsquos important is that critics from all over the nation have continually ignored the font medium instead choosshying to review movies and books and songs and television shows and OJ trial hairdos Where is the excitement in that

I will concede that most Americans need the assistance of Siskel and Ebert to determine what movies to watch For examshyple

Siskel Pocahontas brought out my inner child in ways that only a Disney movie can Once again the amazing animators at Disney have succeeded in transforming countless pages of painstakingly hand-drawn cells into a stirring panoram a of life mdash a perfect reflection of humanity really mdash which can be viewed and enjoyed by any person who is not legally blind of any age It is not often that a movie trailer is this good I expect the actual movie will be worth seeing too

Ebert I thought it stunk Yoursquore ugly

(A scuffle ensues)Ebert That hurtObviously the movies we

watch are greatly influenced by two b itter people who always poke at each othersrsquo eyes with their thumbs but what guidance do we have really when trying to determine what font to use in our next school report I thought it was high time somebody did an in-depth review of fonts and damn it I was going to be the one to do it mainly because I didnrsquot have anything better to do at that particular point in time

For my review I carefully

selected eight fonts which should come preinstalled on every Macintosh computer unless you bought your computer from a guy named Bubba or the Equipment Support Group (If you have a PC-compatible yoursquore confused Get a Mac)

For years I have blindly used these eight fonts in everything from research papers to ransom notes without ever paying much atten tion to the fine nuances which separate them and give each its own character

Helvetica has traditionally been my font of choice It is a font which is dressed casually but ready to roll up its sleeves at any time and get to work It is not concerned with formalities and isnrsquot afraid to have a little fun once in awhile

Times on the other hand is a no-frills font which continually wants to get down to business - it has no time for fooling around It benefits from a solid timeless reputation and its resume is impressive - what other font can claim to have served time at elite newspapers such as the New York Tinted

Times can sometimes come off as being snobbish and other fonts typically donrsquot like to associate with Times and pick on Times behind its back time and time again But itrsquos hard to ignore the impressive experience Times has amassed over time and donrsquot forshyget this is one timely font

Geneva suffers an identity crishysis because it is very similar to Monaco except that Monaco is an equal-opportunity font ensurshying that every character is the same width

The New York font has always been attracted to Times and as such has usually been too disshytracted to ever get anything done But one shouldnrsquot overlook the importance of New York Used in combination with subtle marginal and spacing adjustments it can be a valuable tool in turning a 2-page report into a 4-page report

And on that note herersquos a technique Irsquove devised which also works well footnotes If you use any really big words in your report like ldquom agnanim ousrdquo footnote them and in the footshynote include a long description

complete with sample sentences illustrating the use of the word and translation of the word into a dozen orso different languages Your teacher will appreciate this and when done liberally it will greatly extend the size of your report Also throw in an illustrashytive graph or two being careful not to label anything if the graph has nothing to do with your paper

Chicago - herersquos a font which is flashy and proud Its curves somewhat forced like -a smile on a cashierrsquos face as she says ldquohave a good dayrdquo Chicago is bold even when itrsquos not Reading a title in the Chicago font is nothing like watching drunk birds continually ramm ing themselves into the patio door - itrsquos indescribable

Courier brings me back to my days of using a mechanical typeshywriter Ah the memories The smell of white-out The exciting experiments that could be pershyformed with typewriter ribbon and squirrels Who among us hasnrsquot left a mechanical typeshywriter in the forest to see what exciting stories the squirrels would write

Trying to write a paper with the Symbol font is like trying to eat Frosted Flakes in orbit - it canrsquot be done although itrsquos awfulshyly fun to try Technical people have come to rely on the Symbol font

Scattering occasional Greek characters throughout a technical paper gives it an air of legitimacy Clearly no equation containing Greek letters could possibly be wrong and no colleague would be foolish enough to question it at least not on national TV

Even if your paper isnrsquot technishycal don rsquot underestimate the power of a mathematical equashytion with Greek letters Economists have mastered this learning to translate simple conshycepts like ldquoprofit equals money you make minus money you loserdquo into complex mathematical senshytences like ldquoS(X =raquo Jalfalfa dxrdquo usually accompanied by graphs which when stared at long enough begin to form 3-dimenshysional images

For your next paper why not utilize a combination of fonts

see SMITH on next page

The Triangle July 281995laquoB

P ro fe sso r S ta ff is b a c k y e t ag a inRivers of Suggestion

AdamBlyweiss

Drexelrsquos Fall 1995-96 course schedule booklets hit the streets as week four of summer term began the height of orientation season The schedule seems to be one of the few things remotely close to ldquoon schedulerdquo on this campus

But th e re rsquos a price for this timeliness a price upperclassmen know all too well a price to which incom ing students have been brusquely introduced

We now have to deal with that character again The infamous enigmatic never-before-pho- tographed Professor Staff

Professor Staff is an intriguing member of the Drexel faculty Few if any campus residents really know the good professor even to the extent of Staffs first name or gender mdash letrsquos assume hersquos a he Fellow instructors donrsquot like to talk about Staff much but experienced students hold him in low regard

This even though yoursquod be hard-pressed to find a dean who knows what college hersquos in let alone a student who sat through one of his classes This even though at first glance you wouldnrsquot expect Professor Staff to have such a bum rap

On the surface he seems like a dedicated renaissance man regushylarly listed in course schedules to teach section after section in departments across Drexelrsquos curshyricula

But Professor Staff has this habit of affixing his name to too many courses (That or itrsquos the mother of all printing errors) The man threatens to break hundreds of physical laws often scheduled for numerous courses on different subjects in different places at the same time

Indeed he seems particularly spread out to start the next acadeshymic year For example next term Professor Staff plans to lead every single undergraduate class in biolshyogy literature taxation civil engi-

FontstakecontrolSMITH from previous page

capitalizing on the benefits each provides This is what Irsquom doing with my next paper ldquoStress incurred on river sediment durshying meteor showersrdquo The title will be in Times

Do you have a font that yoursquore particularly fond of If so please donrsquot e-mail me because I donrsquot really want to hear about it However if your squirrels ever wrote something interesting Irsquod be very interested in hearing about that

M S c o t t Sm ith (um sm ithreg mcsdrexeledu) is a Junior majorshying in Com puter Science Sometimes hie has too much free time

neering mechanical engineering film and video production and more

H ersquos also pegged for every introductory section of humanishyties psychology and mathematshyicscomputer science as well as most upper-level courses in inforshymation systems Professor Staff signed up to teach large portions of graduate and Evening College coursework too

I did some simple math based on the Fall 1995-96 course bookshylet which for the first time lists instructorsrsquo last names next to every lab lecture recitation studio and ldquoto be arrangedrdquo session In undergraduate course offerings alone these instructors tentatively make themselves available for a total of 1499 listed sessions (That figure includes sections with conshycurren t lectures It does not include next te rm rsquos com m on exam periods or any of the COshyOP 101 courses)

Professor Staff accounts for 1130 of those labs lectures and such Thatrsquos fully three-quarters of undergraduate class time where ldquoStaffrsquo is listed Only 25 percent of Drexelrsquos class sessions next term are scheduled with the likes

of ldquoYohrdquo ldquoSmithrdquo or ldquoSundstedt Kuenstlerrdquo

Wow SuperhumanWell Professor Staffs efforts

would be superhuman were he to follow through on his promises For reasons nobody knows for sure the reality is that Professor Staff finds a way to pull out of every single course for which hersquos listed Every term Without fail

Maybe Professor Staff is a research giant getting a grant or two just before the term starts Maybe he gets laid up after strain-

P ro fe s so r S t a f f a c c o u n ts f o r 1 1 3 0 o f la b s le c tu re s

a n d s u c h o n c a m p u s

ing a synapse or something trying to organize lessons for the hunshydreds of courses to which he comshymits Maybe he goes on very short sabbatic^ very frequently

Whatever the reason Drexel and its college deans are forced to scramble to fill vacant Staff slots with revolving-door adjunct proshyfessors teaching or graduate assisshytants or occasionally an actual Drexel faculty member Worse they close scheduling gaps by canshy

celling sections or whole coursesAnd Professor Staffs behavior

shows no sign of changing Indeed he was scheduled for just over 75 percent (486 of 638) of this summer termrsquos class meetings mdash not to mention three-quarters (870 of 1138) of flsf fallrsquos sesshysions

At a time where other more celebrated professors are not granted tenure (or take their tenure elsewhere) Professor S taffs continued presence as Drexel faculty seems a travesty of

academic justiceHis conduct damages that

most wondrous social medishyum for studentsrsquo academic communication collaborashytion and preparation the grapevine

Moreover it leaves incoming students with even fewer people and names to identify with mdash a necessary security blanket after the upheaval of heading off to colshylege

To know that your instructor and hence your classrsquo direction are completely unknown until Day One of a new term is a daunting thought In light o f Drexelrsquos hectic pace being unpreshypared for a tough (or easy)

instructor can affect the psyche as well as the transcript

To have one irresponsible entishyty be responsible for so much is laughable Just seeing a name other than ldquoStaffrsquo listed in the course schedule booklets mdash even a TArsquos or adjunctrsquos name mdash would help us students to breathe easier

Of course with an incoming president an outgoing CEO an empty Provostrsquos office and a good portion of student governshyment residing on Fraternity Row Drexel appears in no position to call for and enforce Professor Staffs resignation at this moment It seems the best we can hope for is that we wonrsquot be seeing his name so much a few terms from now mdash which for some of us will be a few terms too late

Until then we just have to keep asking everyone we know everyshything we can about who this ldquoStaffrsquo really is

Oh yeah and keep an eye out for the pop quizzes Theyrsquore even sneakier

Adam Blyweiss is a senior majorshying in corporate communications Hersquos down to being in six places at one time

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bullraquoThe TriangleraquoJuly 281995

bull Carly Simon With Special guests Daryl Hall and John Oates perform at the Mann Music Center For info call 589-2706

ldquoStories whatever their nature may be harmful or useful depending upon the listenerrdquo- Giovanni Boccaccio

Saturdaybull SEPTAS Anmial Bus and

Maintmanco Roidoo held today at Veteranrsquos Stadium parking lot from 8a to 2p including games pony rides a disc ]ocl(eyanda display of classic buses

bull Walking tours of the Falrmount Watoiworks areavailable every Thursday and Saturday in the sumshymer for $2 Meet at The Philadelphia Museum of Artrsquos west entrance at 1 p

1 CABrsquoS stunmnr activiltot r iMOit Is posted fn the buir

lean boards in front of the CAB office and the USGA office

Walking tows of flio

areavailable every Wednesday and Sunday in the summer for $2 Meet at The Philadelphia Museum of Artrsquos west entrance at Ip

f NJSmitli Coiiiat Bind

Joum ^ Big Sounds for the Big Bands in an outdoor concert hekl at The Atwater Kent Museum 15 South 7th Street from 1130a to 130p Admission free For more info call 922-3031

SatuiilayThoPiiilaiialpliia Ballot Tboatni pratonis Vaganova Fastival with stars of the Bolshoi Ballet performing excerpts from Don Quixote La Bayadere and Le Corsaire Show starts at 4p Tickets $15 adults $10 stushydents seniors and children Call Upstages at 545-0590

i jw H k m m n u ik CiiltHiil Logasy opens in fr Camden at The Walt Whitman Cultural Arts Center and The Stedman Art Gallery The exhibit which runs through Oct 7 conshynects the arts of painting collage drawing and phoshytography with the art of jazL For info call (609) 964- 8300 or (609) 225-6245

bull Celalinte Wednesday nigMs at the Philadelpiiia Museum of Art with live music films tours and food and drink Open until 845p For info call 684-7860

A t t e n t i o n s t u d e n t

o r g a n i z a t i o n s

y o u r a d c o u l d h e r e f o r

T h e T r ia n g le

Heres the deal if youre an officially registered student organization drop off your camera- ready ad at The Triangle 3010 MacAlister Hall for each Fridays paper by the Wednesday

before at 5 pm Include the name of your student organization and a contact name and number The ads must lie 48 inches wide by 35 inches tall

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10 Oppression 5 Dix W Quarante

9 One Nigtit Stand 4 Eau de Bidet

8 Salmonella 3 Incest

7 Saltpeter 2 IVIorning Wood

6 Jafar 1 Impotence

H o r o s c o p e sEric 71 MiniboM

Thought for the WeekHaagen Daz may not be able fo take the place of a good friend but it sure tastes a lot betterAries (Mar 21-Apr 19) Youwill be visited by Zoltan King of the Gypsies Convince him of your loyalty by offering him your finest tambourineIburus (Apr 20-AAoy 20) You will have a frank and open discussion with your grandfashyther about what life was like in the old days Ask him how people survived in the days before the advent of cable TV Gemini (May 21-June 21) You will end up in therapy after your mother throws away your security blanket This weekend Join a support groupGincer (June 22-July 22) It isfinally time to moke your move on that special someone Make sure to be subtle yet bold with your actions Try spilling coffee in his or her lap and offering to clean it upLeo (July 23-Aug 22) Though your friend will veheshymently deny this he is really a Russian spy sent here to observe American vodka conshysumption techniques Force him to watch Yakov Smirnoff videos until he confessesVirgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) You will realize that your ice fishing trip was a mistake when you remember that it is still summer Be sure to bring a towelLibra (Sept 23-Oct 23) Make a resolution to use words such as pontificate and preamble in daily conshyversation Your friends will be impressed with your loquashyciousnessScorpio (Oct 24-Nov 21)Listen to your inner child and buy that trampoline youve been eyeingSagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)Inform your local Allstate represhysentative that your auto insurshyance is too high by parking your car on his desk Be sure to bring along your deductible Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) You will be asked to take one of the greatest responsibilities that any red-blooded American can take when you ore selectshyed to fill out a TV Viewing survey Remember your civic duty mdash dont let Gilligan downAquarius (Jon 20-Feb 18)Move into your boss office when he goes out for lunch When he returns be sure to remind him of those photos you have of him and the presishydents daughter Dont forget to ask for a raisePisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)Ringo Starr will hold you at gunpoint insisting that you declare him the most talented member of the Fab Four Try

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IndexThe Triangle Classifieds are sepashyrated into 11 available classificashytions in the order below If you cannot find a heading there are no ads of that type in this weekrsquos newspaper

ApartmentsSubletsRoonunatesFor SaleWantedText BooksServicesHelp WantedLost amp FoundAnnouncementsPersonals

Placing ClassifiedsThe deadline for placing a

classified ad is 500 pm on the Tuesday of the week of the issue in which you want your ad to appear

Forms must be completed in full and writing should be legishyble

If there are no copies of the classified form available write your ad on a full sheet of paper Include your name organization phone num ber and address If you are a Drexel student please include your student num ber Always make note of the date the ad was placed and the section in which you wish the ad to be placed Be sure to sign your name

In PersonO ur office is 3010 MacAlister Hall

MaUThe Triangle Attn Classifieds Manager 32nd 8c Chestnut Streets Philadelphia PA 19104

FaxThe Triangle Fax number is (215) 895-5935 If your ad is a paid ad a copy o f the check or money order should be faxed and the orig ina l should be m ailed or dropped ofif in person

Costs amp LimitsDREXEL ADVERTISERSCost FREE Exceptions normal ad rates apply for personal busishynesses and apartmentsLimits 2 classified ads per person per issue with a 40 word maxishymum for each Personals have a 25 word maximum Ads will be edUed for length

OUTSIDE ADVERTISERSCost (per issue) $450 for the first 25 words and $25 for each word thereafter Tear sheets are $25 extra Ads must be pre-paid Payment can be made by cash money order or checkLimits there are no ad limits or word limits for paid classifieds

Additional InfoIf there is a charge for your

advertisement full payment must be received before the ad can run

Multiple ads with duplicate subjects will n o t be accepted unless they are paid for

No classified will be accepted over the telephone

Ads may be cancelled or corshyrected by notifying the classifieds staff in writing or by phone by the 500 pm Tuesday deadline No refimds will be given for can celled ads

ApartmentsFabulous NY loft-style renovatloni 6 Br 2 Bt full mod kit ww carpet central air economical gas appliances huge roofdecK washerdryer Avail Sept 1 35th amp Spring Garden REDUCED to $1250 + 731-9550 38XX L a n caste r 6 Br 3 Bth ea t-in idtchen large living room coinop laundry old pool table $1100month September1 Cali 483-239510 nronth leaseNice 2 bedroom apt for rent Large nwd- em Fenced^n backyard garbage disposal 32nd amp Powelton Call Jay or Erin laquo (215)386-1872____________________________BRIGHT NEWLY RENOVATED 5BR 2BT HOME full mod kit ww carpet central air econom ical g as app liances landshyscaped backyard washerdryer storage basement Avail Sept 1 possibly earlier 3 2 n d amp Spring G arden REDUCED to$1100 + 731-9550___________________35XX Baring 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms modem kitchen w DW microwave washshyerdryer Full floor private Victorian home Rent includes all utilities Very quiet locashytion Private entrance $1020 John 587-6937________________________________

2 BEDROOM APARTMENT INew Listings) 3 4 th amp Baring 1 MODERN WASHERDRYER $ 6 5 0 AVAILABLE JUNEJULY OTHER LOCATIONS AVAIL- ABLE FRANKLIN RENTALS 382-7368 Come one mdash come all mdash We have several a p a r tm e n ts and h o u s e s av a ilab le in Powelton Village IBR to 4BR various prices Call for help (610) 279-12052 Bedrooms available 32nd and Powelton Modem Dishwasher garbage disposal central air gas heat wall to wall carpet $650 + Util Must see (610) 279-1205 3312 HAMILTON STREET Efficiencies one and two bedroom s from $ 2 9 9 m o up Heat gas and hot water incl All apts have walk-in closets lots of windows walkingdistance to school 349-9429___________Within two blocks of Drexel Gym clean safe affordable apts avail Some with wd or deck Small well-behaved pets wel- come Call 610664-7779______________3 BR Apt-500 N 34th copySpring Garden Large rooms wood amp carpeted floors large kitchen backyard tile bath Free WD Gasheat $900+ 3866722_________________37th amp Spring Garden Huge beautiful 6 BR 2BT house Garden porch 3 fireshyplaces bay windows basem ent WD CA Great backyard $1450 bulllaquo- Call 387-1002 Available Aug 1st________________34th amp Powelton 2 BR immediate occushypancy Also 1 BR bull newly updated amp paint- ed AC backyard secure (215) 477-7186 One and two bedroom a p a r tm e n ts Powelton village HW floors 15 bath DW patio coin-op laundry in basem ent Call and leave message 624-7536

Apartments3300 Spring Garden Recently renovated bright 2 BR apt with central air gas heat new carpeting tile bath lots of extras A m ust see Convenient to bus route into city $495 + util Call Chris (609) 429-0463________________________________34th amp Arch Streets Spacious sunny one bedroom apartment Laundry facilities off s t r e e t parking Available S ep tem ber $550m onth includes heat amp hot water(610) 527-7809_______________________Newly renovated 2 BR apartment Best location Laundry facilities $650m onth includes heat and hot water AvailableSeptember (610) 527-7809____________5 BR 3 Bath apartment Garbage disposal dishwasher laundry Renovated sunny 3 7 0 7 Hamilton S t $ 1 2 5 0 + u tilities Available September (610) 527-7809 Powelton lovely 3 story townhouse 3+ BR 1 large w cathedral ceiling 2 1 2 bath basem ent backyard mod kitchen DW WD $900 + (610) 39amp06983 6 0 0 SPRING GARDEN- clean secure attractive apts Eff starting at $310 1-BR $375 2-BR $500 Heat incl 322-60413 BR-434 N 34th St Living room large kitchen tile bath free WD DW $775Includes heat 3Samp6722_______________2 BR- 38th amp Lancaster Baring Private e n tra n c e 1 large BR 1 sm all g rea t kitchen tile bath nice yard free WD Gasheat $695-t- 3866722_______________37th amp Powelton Large 3 BR apt WD large kitchen large living room Available 9 1 9 5 $875month No pets Call 387-6793________________________________37th amp Powleton Large amp small 1 BR apt Some large enough for 2 people Rents from $360 No pets Call 387679335th amp Hamilton Efficiency apt Available 9 1 9 5 $340month Heat included Nopets Cali 387-6793___________________1 BR-3406 Spring Garden St Living Room kitchen tile bath newly renovated Free WD Inexpensive gas heat $425+ 386-6722________________________________1 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Uving area Free WD DW tile bath interior security bars $550- Includes heat hot water amp cooking gas 3866722 Efficiency-3406 Spring Garden St-Perfect for 1 person Galley kitchen carpeted interior security bars gas heat $320+ 3866722 Free WD

Mallte up to $2000-$4000i- per month teaching basic conversational English abroad Japan Taiwan and S Korea Many employers provide room amp board + other benefits No teaching background or Asian languages required For more information call____ (206) 632-1146 ext J52801

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LE R N ER C O U R T A P A R TM E N TS 120 N 34TH ST 3409-15 RACE ST1 B R - L a r g e B e d r o o m N ic e A p a r tm en t

2 B R - D r e a m P la c e (Sa f e N o N ig h t m a r e s )3 B R - L a r g e 1 3 L iv in g R o o m (G o o d f o r 4 p e o p l e )4 B R - B ig as a h o u se (M a id S e r v ic e E x t r a )

Serving Drexel Students needs for 50 yearsThese apartments feature Central Air amp Gas Heat

Laundry Facilities on Premises Excellent Security Very Resonable Rates Dont Worry Be Happy and SafeLive in Lemer Court Place

886-9999 (tgt 222-5406

DONrsquoT PUT UP WITH DIRTY AND DISRiPUTABLE APARTMENTS

O ur A partments are Immaculately clean W e have o ne tw o a n d three bedroom

APARTMENTS AVAILABLE FOR SEPTEMBER ISTSome have patios desks fireplaces a n d yards

OUR BUILDINGS ARE LOVELY IBSTORIC RESTORATIONS MAINTAINED TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS

OWNED AND MANAGED BY COMMUNITY RESIDENTS HEAT IS ALWAYS INCLUDED

ONE Efficiency from $375Several One Bedroomsfrom $475 Several Two Bedroomsfrom $600

UVB IN mSTORIC POWELTON VILLAGE CALL

Meridian A ssociates 387-7808

Apartments2 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Living area nice kitchen tile bath pine floors DW free WD $795 Includes heat amp hot water 386-67223 BR apt-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Patlograssy area IMng area nice kitchen 0W free WD interior security bars $975 Includes heat amp hot water 3Samp6722__________________2 BR apt 432 N 34th St-Llving room large kitchen tile bath Interior security bars small yard Free WD Gas heat$595-gt- 38^6722________________2 BR apartments-3408 Spring Garden St Under construction-wlll be ready for Sept1 1 9 9 5 If In te re s te d will give tour through-even though not complete Prices given at showing 386-6722

4 BR at 32 st for $raquoB000^onthwD WW Dishwasher Call 382-5534 3 BR Large room For $79500 Call 382-5534

33rd amp Baring 1 BR apt large enough for2 Well lit a re a availab le now $395month If Interested call (908) 874- 2723__________________A spacious attractive well maintained corshyner lot h o u se c lo se to c am p u s S e p ta c a m p u s bus line 6 BRs 2 kitchens 2 bathroom s living amp dining room full b a sem en t WD amp security alarm 35th amp Hamilton Call Jen (610)649-2732________________________32nd amp Baring Street Recently renovated bright 2BR apt Heat Included Lots of extras Avail Sept 1 $550 -f electric CallChris 6 0 raquo 4 290463 ________________1 BR- $365m onth heat Included back yard w to w carpeting amp 2 Ig c lo se ts Efficiency for rent Loft Heat amp electric included w to w carpeting Ig closet 32nd amp Baring For info please call 483-2845

Apartments2 BR apt for rent Beautiful Victorian buildshying Hardwood floor Heat Included 34th amp Race street $575month For Info please call 483-28451 BR Apt 32 amp Baring Wood floors $435 plus utilities Franklin Rentals 382-73682 BR Apt (New Listings) 34 amp Baring Modem WD $650 Available JuneJuly Other locations available Franklin Rentals 382-73683 BEDROOM APARTMENTS Several now listingsl from $700 to $1100 Call for our new tri-level listing available 9 9 5 at 34thamp Baring Franklin Rentals 382-73684 BR House 34th amp Lancaster wood floors spacious rooms available 9 9 5 $1350 Ranklin Rentals 382-7368

2 bedroom apartment September 1st 1 yr lease Full clothes washer and dryer dishshywasher garbage disposal central air and security system Owner on premises Call Tom 6 6 2 - ( ^ l $650 monmSun-filled large apt close to campus at 33rd and Baring Renovated mdash 2 bedshyrooms and den separate eat-in kitchen Hardwood floors new appliances etc Faculty m em ber owned and occupied house Sorry non-smokers only Pleasecall Dr Weiner 386-5079________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD alt utilities inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or 895-1270 Ask for ScottPOWELTON VILUGE Quaint 3 BRlsquo 1 1 2 bath central air DW WD hard wood rugs amp alamn system Available September1 $620 plus Call 657-6657___________3735 Lancaster Ave-1 BR newly renovatshyed ceramic tile kitchen amp bath ww carshypet air conditioned $400 including heat amp water 609-7780722

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MINUTES FROM DREXELS CAMPUS amp CONVENIENT TO PENN^ a c io u s modern renovated and reconditioned 1 bedroom (flats amp bi-levels) and 2 bedrooms w w carpet ceiling fans track lites AC convenient laundry facilities3 bedroom bi-^evel Spacious amp good storage 2 1 2 baths W D D W central air high efficiency gas heat w w carpet Town houses 2 bi-level bedrooms amp 1 bedroom w patio G arage 2 1 2 baths w w carpet W D D W high efficiency gas heat central air security system

bull NOW AVAILABLE FOR FAU RENTALRental office a t 32nd Street end of Povelton Avenue

(just down the block from Village Pizza)215-387-3314

Hours M onday-Friday 10 to 5 bull O pen Saturday amp Sunday

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S ep t 3 4 1 8 B aring S t IB R $ 510 Ju n e S e p t 3301 P o w e lto n A ve IB R $360-$475

S ep t 3205 P earl S t 3B R H ouse $675 S ep t 3202 P o w e lto n A ve 3B R $10 0 0 A ug 3 512 L a n c a s te r A ve 3B R $ 850

A u g ^ e p t 4 1 0 N o 3 2 n d S t 4B R $13 0 0 S ep t 3437 L an c as te r S t 4B R H ouse $1275 S ep t 3613 W a rre n S t 4B R H ouse $13 5 0

Aug 3706 Spring G arden St 6BR $1450 A tuI many more to choose from

38716o23301 Powelton Avenue Philadelphia PA

10 The TrianglelaquoJuly 281995

ApartmentsSix bedroom apt bull 432 N 34th St Nice rooms llvfng room contemp kitchen carshypeted two tile baths free washerdryer dishwasher not a party house $1200 + 3 8 M 7 2 2 _ _ _Great room in modem house Ali amenishyties AC Great view $350 763-7000 Close to campus34xx HAMILTON ST Huge 2 BR apartshyments on tree-lined street High ceilings spacious living room eat-in kitchen full bath Rent includes heat hot water and cooking gas Must see Call nowl 21amp662- 079736 amp Powelton Ave 3 bedrooms and 25 baths Bi-level apt private entrance and backyard WD GD $950 month Studio apartment recently renovated 387-7278 Two bedroom apartment 32nd and Baring7 mln walk to school Apartnwnt has sepshyarate living room and each room has good c lose t space WD In basem en t Very secure building Available September 1 s t $550 includes heatl Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school Very clean apartment and quiet unit Large bedroom with good size clo se t WD In basem ent Very secure building Available September 1st $395 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school GREAT VIEW OF THE CITY Very clean apartm ent with high ceilings and large eat-in kitchen Separate living room WD in basement Very secure buikl- ing Available now or September 1st $415 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 n i^ t Ask for ChrisEfficiency apartment at 32 amp Baring $305 Franklin Rentals 382-73681 BEDROOM APARTMENTS (5 locations in Powelton Village and Art Museum Area) Wood floors exposed brick laundry and morel from $435 Franklin Rentals 382-7368 ____________________4 BEDROOM HOUSE 32 amp Baring Wall to Wall carpet yard $1000 Franklin Rentals382-7368 ______Sunny 2nd floor efficiency located at 3325 Spring G aarden Tiled bath and large k itchen with g a s s to v e tiled behind counter top Owner lives next door call Ray Leave message 222-6162 only $330a month (opens Sept 15)__________Large two b^room located at 3325 Spring Garden Sunny entire 3rd floor with lots of natural wood Large bath with kitchen Owner lives next door heat included Call Ray - leave a message 222-6162 $ 5 ^ a month starts Sept 1LANCASTER AVE APARTMENT mdash 2 bedshyrooms living room share cool roofdeck Modem kitchen electric amp closets in Victoshyrian building AC $500M 0 Call Ariene mdash 222-7675 (Pets OK deposit)34th and Baring - 1 BR apartm ent Well- maintained beautiful neighbortiood Safe and veiy secure Spacious Ww carpeting laundry backyard high ceilings Rent includes heat and waterl $415 222-6830Avail Sept 1 ____________________3 4 1 7 R ace S t mdash 3 B D ^ 7 2 BTF Spacious enough for 4-5 people LR LIB

Apartments Roommates For Sale ServicesDR KIT DW GD WD (free) pvt courtshyyard brk nook bask cable and all utilities included $1460mo Avail 9 1 Call (215)^5626_____________________Airy 2BR APT in Powelton Village 1 5 baths 3rd fl of owners home $565mo Includes all utilities except electricity No smoking no pets Available 9 1 9 5 (215) 387-2721POWELTON VILLAGE Quaint three bedshyroom 15 bath central air dishwasher washer w asherdryer hard wood rugs artd alarm system Available September 1 $620 plus Call 657-6657

SubletsNtee 1 BR apt 33rd amp Baring heat includshyed available immediately $550m onth387-1226 or after 5 (717) 654-2850Nice 2 BR apt at 33rd and Baring heat inc luded availab le im m ediately $ 6 7 5 m o n th 3 87-1226 or after 5 a t(717) 6 5 4 - 2 8 5 0 ____ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch W 0 One block from campus $250month 561-0572 KOREAN STUDENTS WELCOME Large room $230 small room $150 All utilities included Upper Daritgty (610)642-5837Mrs Lee^____________ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch WD One block from campus $250month 561-0572 Rooms to let mdash beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Large rooms with high ce ilin g s and w indow s Porch WasherDryer One block from campus $250 a month 561-0572______________

Roommates___Room in a beautiful very quiet Victorian house Walking distance from school safe wood floor sky lights Great place Large bedroom $250+util Available NOW Call Lance 215-382-8848 (moming and night) Leave a message2 ROOMMATES NEEDED Beginning S ep tem b er 1 Lg 3 BR 2 1 2 Bath H ouse B a sem en t Living Room Lg kitchen front amp back yards gas heat walk- in closet built-in shelf space hardwood floors high ceilings close to cam pus $26666month 1 3 utilities Call 387- 8 123 Please leave message___________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD All utilities Inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or895-1270 Ask for Scott______________ _Roommate wanted for a quiet 2 BR apt in close suburbs Kitchen Dinning Room Living Room and 1 bath WD on premisis rent $275 plus 1 2 of utilities prefer non- sm oker and relatively neat (610)284-^ 6 a _______________________Roommate wanted to share 2 br apartshyment Modem apartment Currently occushypied by one person 44th amp Spruce Veiy se cu re Partially furnished WD Only $300m o (incl heat and gas) Call 382- 7417 Leave m essage_________________2 male or female roommates needed for large house 3 floors 2 full kitchens 3 full baths washerdryer House holds 6 peo-

ESCORTS AT YOUR LOCATION

bullATTRACTIVE FRIENDLY GIRLS ALWAYS AVAILABLE

bullONE LOW PRICE INCLUDES EVERYTHING

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pie comfortably $250 + utilities 34th and Powelton CaH Jen or Mandy at 382-6830If Intefested__________________________$22Sper nwnth + utilities for room In renshyovated clean house wtth polished wooden floors and rear yard Free washerdryer exercisevMlght room ctose to Center City and cam pus Mature non-smokers preshyferred P lease call George (215) 985- 9734

For SaleFor sa le 2 S ears twin size beds (box spring w mattress) brand new $50 each1 pure wood IKEA study table with 8 big dravrars and capacity to accomodate two along with a comfortable chair 2 months okl $435 two table lamps $5 each wooden center table $10 2 Sears dining stools $10 each Call 222-3382 leave a mes-

Tone Worshippers Unite Guitar - Martin OM - 28 Vint^e re-issue Pristine $2750 - new Yours for $1500 Call (302) 655-7954_______________________________Fumlture amp Sears carpet cleaner-good con- ditton worilts great Also Desk $49 Darit colonial pine 2-door cabinet w 2-level hutch $79 Lamptable $29- or best offer3 866634 ____________________________Moving Sale Printer (HP Desk Jet 500 1 1 2 ) Negotiable $120 IKEA bed (single bed frame with bed storage boxes matshytress) $60 Metal chair (light-blue 1 1 2) $4 each Girlrsquos bike (2 1 2 ) $35 Floor lamp $6 Plastic small desk (white 1 12-yr-old) Call (215) 382-5020_____________

For Sale Bike $35 Stereo $35 Mattress $30 Desk lamp $6 Please contact NancyO 222-3681_________________________Fumiture-Kltchen table-mariale curcular top$39 lamptable $10 3866634________Air Conditioner 5000BTU 3 months oldAsking $175 Call 482-5687____________Two Apple Macintosh SErsquos (one monitor only) software installed Call (609)727-4033 ask for Jay or Erin________________

FURNITURE FOR SALE Matching couch loveseat amp chair Earth tone colors Will sell separately or as a set Asking price $120 (for all three) or best offer Call 387-8123 Please leave message___________MODEM 9600 Baud MNPV 42V 42bis $30 Call 351-6289________________

Lingerie Chest DK Oak Veneer 6 drawers Dimensions 165 x 175 (w) x 50 (h)$35 Call 351-6285___________________Rolltop desk w chair DK Brown Veneer gold hardware w 8 drawers Dimensions 4 2 rsquo x 2 0 rsquo X 4 0 rsquo (h)$35 Call 351-6289 Bowling Balls mdash Hammers Burgandy 16 tbs purchased from 1994 Long Island Open Pro Tour Never been resurfaced bull $40 Blue Pear - Great dry lane bailSpace ball Also good on sloopy oil conditions bull Never been resurfaced bull $30 Call Dave 9610-2844568________________________Queen-Size sofa sleeper great for studio or small room - $200 Also small chest-of- drawers and desk - $25 each Everything for $225 Call 895-2493 ask for JimMAC SE30 Must sell ASAP 4MB RAM 40MB HD upgradable + 144 faxmodem

travel bag -i- security locks (especially good for dormitory use ) -f tons of games utils packages -f m anuals Asking for$800 OBO Call 382-8628_____________MOVING SALE ASAP TVVCR com bo (150) humidifier (15) answering machine (20) Panasonic electric typewriter (spellshychecking thesaurus built-in memory) (100) telephone (10) coolwarm fan (5) Pest Raider (5) food cart + ta s te r (5) Call (215) 382-8628 and leave a message Solid wood desk $25 IKEA clothes rack $40 long couch $20 beginners acoustic guitar $10 Call Frank at 387-6880 after7 p m ____________ ________________

Mac stuff (2) SEs 4MEI ram 30 or 40 MB HD SCSI drives 20 to 300MB intershynalexternal Software (eg Math CAD D eltaG raph SUM II e tc ) 2 5 MHz

6 8 0 3 0 6 8 8 2 accelerator for Mac--Printers (610) 8968088 xl356_______Ptotters Teknronix 4662 digital interactive plotter 8igten Tandy TRS-80 plotter (6pen has Houston Instruments DMP-6 roms)- manuals pens Power supplies (4) + - 15V 9 4A 5V bull 20A Apple lie enhanced accellerated color monitor (610) 896-8098 X1356________________________20 rsquo TV Panasonic (4 month used) $195 1 3 rsquo TV with VCR symphonic (6 month used) $195 Call Sung (610) 2594561 MANY SALE ITEMS T eapot m ultiple frames stuffed animals bowls flowerpots mixers fire alarm gam es v ases fish tank phone duffle bag iron typewriter m agazine rack firep lace s e t s ta b le w chairs Please call Mark for prices at387-7910__________________________Honda Accord lsquo8 3 AC P s P b 1 1 9 k Asking $1700 OBO____________________2 0 rsquo PANASONIC TV with remote $100 YORX super bass audio system mdash double cassettehigh speed dubbing 4 function remote AMFM stereo dynamic full range speakers $800 Call 263-2027 (home) or895-1987 (office)_____________________Bedroom furniture for sale dresser night s ta n d bed P rices are n eg o tiab le Everything in good condition a l l weekshydays between 9-5 1-800-456-3669 ext2803________________________________Matrix loud speakers 200 watts 2-12rsquo woofers 2-1rsquo tw eeters 6 rsquo mid range base RfFlex enclosure 49rsquoHxl5rsquoWxl5rsquoD great for parties $250 Call Dave 609-384-2346 830-500pm________________386 X 20 MHz computer with 8 meg RAM 2 1 0 meg HD VGA m onitor keyboard mouse windows 31 MSoffice 43 3 5 rsquo floppy drive excellent condition $550 Call Dave 609-384-2346 830-500pm Mac performs 400 for sale Mint condition still in original boxes BOM hard drive 14 inch color monitor included asking $1200 or b es t offer Call Steve at 928-0434 Leave a message if necessaryPOWER MAC 7100 - CD 8MB (16MB with Ram doubler) 1000MB hard drive 15 Apple color monitor ether-net geo-port more (215) 785-2347 leave message PRINTER for PowerMac Color StyleWriter 2400 3-month old excellent condition $350 obo (215) 785-2347 leave message Whiripool 195 cu ft refridgeratorfreezer for sale converted to kegorator needs C02 and tap Great for partiesi Call Paul 243-0370 and leave m e s s a g e ___Macintosh Items PAS-16 NuBus card 1 6 bit audio recording and editing $40 obo Extemal 80 MB Quantum drive $75 obo internal 52 MB Quantum drive $30 oboCall 387-9706_______________________8 0 0 0 BTU Whirlpool Air Conditioner iri good condition Price $175 negotiable Call3 8 6 9 5 5 5 ____________________1986 black Honda Civic CRX s i 116k highway miles 5 spd power sun roof AMFM c a s s e t te AC Cali (215) 222-4948__________________________Manual Typewriters $15 to $25 each CallGeorge (215) 985-9734___________Emerson 2 6 rsquo TV too large for my apart-ment $40 obo 222-6830 ___rsquoCable TV Descramblersrsquo Ali makes and models 215-739-6187

WantedPERFECT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Inform ation Superhighw ayTelecommunications Work from home Low risk High profit No inventory No coi- lections No deliveries (215)365-5303 A PRICELESS GIFT Make a unique and pershysonal contribution to another familys hapshypiness Women (ages 21-34) are needed to d o n a te eggs for infertile co u p les Compensation For more information 215-829-5095______________________Needed A queen size bed must be clean Call Fan 8 9 5 -1 2 3 3 or sg932tw6postdrexel edu

INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS-VISITORS DV-1 Greencard Program by US Immigratton Legal Services Tel (818) 882-9681 (881) 9 98-4425 2 0 2 3 1 Stagg St Canoga Park CA 91306 Monday-Sunday 10 am-10 p m ____________________________H ER^Lire INDEPENDENT DISTRIBUTOR Call me for p ro d u c ts or opportun ity (215)602-2009 Lve Msg_________ _

Help WantedEASY WORK- EXCELLENT PAY mailing prodshyucts Send SASE to INTL 2221 Peachtree Road NE Suite D-415 A tlanta GA^309^______________________C ruise -S h ips Hiring - Earn up to $2000+month Worid travel Seasonal amp full-time positions No exp necessary For info call 1-2066340468 ext C52804Part time helper- to assist property owner in maintaining several properties Duties include weeding cleaning ap tartm ents between move Ins sweeping pavements etc Approx 20 hours weekly $7 00hour 3 866722 ___

Lost amp FoundHELP Lost a small purple-striped hard- backed lsquo A d d re ss e s rsquo book in Com m onwealth around 7 1 0 P le a se retum to Creese 212 (Dr Fuller) THANKS

AnnouncementsFree Financial Aid Over $6 billion in private sector grants amp scholarships is now availshyable All students are eligible regardless of grades income or parents income Let us help Call Student Rnancial Services 1- 800-26S6495 ext F52802Looking for ways to have fun amp make a difshyference this summer The Office of Student Community Services (Creese 223) has a list of summer cam ps amp programs tha t need YOUR help Cali 895-2158 or 1522for more info __________Turkish Cultural Club m eets 1 st amp 3rd Thursdays of the month 330pm at 3034 MacAlister HallRight here at Drexel- Dr Fields will be workshying with 8th graders from local schools- improving their math skills If you would like to volunteer to help please call Linda Arendt at 895-2158 or stop by at Creese 223 _ROC Movie Festival sponsored by the Republic of China Student Association Time 7-9pm Daily 7 3 1 to 8 6 PlaceNesbitt Hall 1st floor ___COOP JAPAN Opportunities in Japan availshyable to engineering science CIST majors US c itizen s or p erm an en t re s id e n ts Stipend plus airfare provided Must apply well in advance and be able to complete at least two terms of Japanese Information 895-2192 or 895-2499

Personals[Your name] mdash You don t need magic What you need is a long hard phatas-magoric fuck [N ^am e] __________Damn it my name is not Brian ____TEQ 13th was great Looking forward to Saturday See you then WBDNA YOY BM Pookie The past few weelis have been incredible although I couldve lived without the video camera Thanks for trying and for ail you do I love you - kiska PS Kiss myleft butt cheeky _________________There is a Fine Line between looking outfor Yourself and being^Ifisji^___________Hey Mary (Mary) Janet (Planet) Jared (Rainbow) and Byron (BYRON) Whatever h^penned to_SPQR^the whitest oneIs it just me or does this terni suck assB _________ _ _ ^Myke thanks for being suclv a great Big Brother I promise fun times are to follow Ilove you^man Your lil sis - Colleen______Irene long time no write h ere s to two weeks of fun a month off then the fun starts right back up same times different place love you - nick

The Triangle July 281995laquo11

K a r a o k e n i g h t a t R e x rsquosW h y a re th e y c a lle d F iv e -E ig h t W h a t w a s o n ta p G e t o j f y o u r ass a n d g o n e x t tim e

BradWibleEntertainment Editor

Stop wasting your money So many of us have done our part filling the stadium s for the chance to sit a hundred yards from a band who after years of doing so doesnrsquot really need $40 per ticket

W ithout question the Vet exists solely to be empty during the NFL playoffs not for the dilutshyed em otion of stadium anthems

The Spectrum is for homosexual hockey stars and dunking on the home team not musical candy for10000 people

Rexrsquos in West Chester is where big concert vicshytims can go for reprogram m ing and sp iritual enlightenment

The small size o f this bar translates into super low cover charges realistic non-stadium priced beverages and m ost im portantly music in which microphones and severe amplifishycation are luxuries not necessishyties

If enough o f you make the trip out they may someday even be able to stop using plastic

T h e r e s t o f th e w o rld ^s f r o n t m e n

c a n o h I d o n t k n o w s h o o t

th e m s e lv e s in th e h e a d a t th e h e ig h t

o f th e ir p o p u la r i ty

cups I can dream canrsquot IBy the most divine of intershy

ventions I was privileged enough to see the Athens Georgia band Five-Eight at Rexrsquos on Thursday July 20 GV and The Dusters playing one song with words and Moped an elecshytric bicycle opened

Listening to Five-Eightrsquos album s I was im mediately

struck with the rarest of feelings the intense desire to experience at any cost one of their live shows That in my world is the highest complishym ent you can pay a band

Finally after wearing my tapes thin from use I had my opportushynity

After witnessshying lead singerguitarist Mike Mantionersquos fronting of this four- man wall of sound the rest of the worldrsquos front men can oh I donrsquot know shoot themselves in the head at the height of their popularity

Mantionersquos energy and range of emotions expressed through the lyrics delivery and guitar rem inded me of m adm an-in- residence P T Brsquockly of local

PATTIY TORNOSfcy RBcortfs

The worlds only known photo of th e living proof th a t S ea Monkeys if fed the proper diet of aerosol c h e e se on used Band-Alds can grow to enonnous s izes with personalized hair styles

death-hip-hop greats UbisuntThe stage at Rexrsquos a foot high

and within pissing distance of every spot in the house was home this night for one of the most incredible (probably typishycal for the band) displays of the expressive power of music

Better than therapy (I really want some if anyone is interestshyed) Five-Eight simultaneously enraged depressed inspired and disturbed me

Runaway Mack truck ram shypages gave way to subtle shifts in volume and inflection employshy

ing dynamics and tempo like the great band they are I heard the story of my life when they played ldquoKaraokerdquo although they were kind enough to leave out the really inhuman nasty parts lest I lose my shit and kill (just likeOJ mdash ldquokut da bitchrdquo)

My only gripe is that I didnrsquot get to hear ldquoWhat They Didrdquo the song which I hum to myself m ore than any since ldquoJimmy Crack Comrdquo

Finally when the show was winding down Mantione was left alone on stage where he

closed with ldquoWeirdordquo doing as much with four minutes and a guitar as is humanly possible The memory of that song alone will be enough to brighten many days to come

Two great tastes that taste great together Five-Eight and Rexrsquos are both worthy of your adoration and should be praised and lauded for the true greatness they represent greater than anyshything you and I with our weakshyness of mind body and soul can hope ever to achieve

I can admit it Can you

Join the FanclubT h e y r e n o t fa n c y h u t t h e y k n o w th e ir w a y a r o u n d a p o p lo ve song

Damn SEPTA strike

Brad WibleEntertainment Editor

Theyrsquove killed men just to watch them die And then they woke up

Teenage Fanclub everyonersquos favorite Scottish four-piece pop rock love song band is back on the scene striMng the rock and roll posture for their most recent release Grand Prix a tribute to M ario A ndretti who always drove his car well

Teenage Fanclub named for the bandrsquos affinity for 17 year- old slutty Catholic school girls (I think itrsquos legal to bang them in Scotland) made their first big splash on the music scene with

NITIN VADUKULDGC Records

their 1991 release Bandwagon- esque If that album touched you in places your bathing suit covshyered th e re rsquos a pre tty good chance that Grand Prix just m ight get to th ird base Hey man smell my finger

The songs are by no means complicated They possess that simple pop quality that made the early Beatles so popular Grand Prix is an exercise in the effective use of easy electric guitar and bass

Try this at home make an electric guitar listen to the album and learn to play it Itrsquos easier than you think In no way do I mean this as an insult More

bands could take a lesson and cut out all the bullshit that is ftm for a few listens only to sound contrived after a month Just for spice theyrsquove tossed in occasionshyal strings piano and horns The result is a very basic yet catchy album to put on and bounce your cat to

The lyrics are founded on the bandrsquos desire to be honest about the joy and pain found in life and its complex relationships The nervous breakdown of a friend is chronicled in ldquoTearsrdquo

ldquoNeil Jungrdquo is about neither the psychoanalyst nor the 97 year-old guitar rocker but about a friend having a relationship with a crazy woman 1 wonder what that would be like Poorguy

Grand Prix is not for those of you who make it a point to never buy an album unless it is ground breaking and different (aU six of you) Donrsquot let that stop you If there is a spot in your heart that needs to feel the bittersweet tickshyle of poppy love songs look no further In fact get your Christmas shopping done early Your Uncle Tippy is a huge fan

Music A A A

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Produced by David Bianco DGC Records

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12 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

Entertainment

T e s to s te ro n e c in e m a

RICHARD BiMSHARDHollywood Pictures

Itrsquos all about justice And helmets And chicks And Zippo lighters hanging from my shoulder

Aaron SchantzStaff Writer

Sylvester Stallone has come a long way from the days of Rocky and Rambo Hersquos tried his hand at comedies Stop Or M y Mom Will Shoot) and has returned to his forte of action movies

This summ er Stallone picks up the big guns and this time dons a helm et and a flying motorcycle for the comic book based Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd for those of you

who donrsquot know (or donrsquot care) is based on a popu la r British comic book about a post-apoca- lyptic city of the future where the police are the judge jury and often executioner all in one

The movie received a lo t of hype from disgruntled fans who were upset over Dredd removing his helmet

In the com ic D redd never once show ed his ugly m ug However the producers felt they couldnrsquot cast such a well-known

actor for the part without showshying his face But I have to side with fans on this one

In the m ovie we on ly see Stallone ldquoJudgingrdquo for a b rief time before hersquos stripped of his badge and kicked out of Mega City One

From th e re on i t rsquos ju st Stallone in a future action flick loosely based on a p o p u la r com ic If n o t for a few of D re d d rsquos m ost fam ous o p p o shynents the ABC robot and Mean

Machine (albeit in minor roles) the movie could have been just about any post- apocalyptic sci-fi sh o o t rsquoem up p y ro techn ic thriller

But herersquos where we make the d is t in c tio n betw een ju s t any thriller and Judge Dredd Anyone can write a futuristiff movie with big explosions and lots of stunts bu t making one fluent enjoyshyable and with a decent script is not such an easy task Dredd is the latter of the two

T he story gets underw ay alm ost immediately and wersquore th row n into a sinister p lo t of deception and lust for power w herein D red d is fram ed stripped of his badge and mercishyfully sent to prison (as opposed to being executed on the spot)

After that the movie becomes more predictable but you wonrsquot notice because your brain has gone into neutral and yoursquore just admiring the outstanding special effects and action sequences

I wouldnrsquot be taken seriously as a writer if I didnrsquot make some reference to Stallonersquos last sci-fi action movie Demolition Man A nd even th o u g h Taco Bell didnrsquot have some corny marketshying tie-in there were plenty of other similarities

S tallone was the le thal enforcer of a futuristic city with a beautiful and playful female cop companion and a villain tied very closely to the hero

All have a bitter aftertaste of Demolition M an But the huge scope of Dredd the action and the amazing sets place Dredd far above the sterile utopia depicted in Demolition Man

I didnrsquot even make a connecshy

tio n betw een the two movies until the climactic battle scene at the end Dredd dukes it out with his evil coun terpart Rico in a scene and set taken alm ost directly out of the cryo-prison scene from Demolition Man

T he m ovie is over sho rtly after leaving some issues unreshysolved And unfortunately there is even the predictable and out o f ch a rac ter H ershey Kiss thrown in at the end

The movie could have been better had the producers stuck m ore closely to the comic and avoided sim ilarities to Demoshylition M an H ow ever had S tallone no t played D redd 1 probably w ouldnrsquot have made any connection

Still Stallone does an excelshylen t job as D redd and no expense was spared in making this a fantastic movie to watch

If you are in the m ood for some blast-it-up action with a not too shabby plot and a slack lipped actor yelling ldquoI am the lawrdquo at five minute intervals I w ould s trong ly recom m end going to see Judge Dredd

I even liked this movie better than that other summ er comic book-based movie But th a trsquos p robably because it was over hyped and a little too far fetched for me Would someone explain how at the end the caped crusadshyer happens to fall faster than the other two people hersquos saving

Film A A A

Judge Dredd Sylvester Stallone Joan Chen Max Von Sydow

D irected by Danny Cannon Hollywood Pictures

A hot cool listenA voice you could marry not to mention feminism poetry and jazzBradWibleEntertainment Editor

Knowing how students at this university are interested in the im p o rtan ce to the changing world of the em powerment of women (ldquoWhatrsquos that and how can it improve my resumerdquo) I know that the album Zipless by Vanessa Daou will surely find a welcome spot in the stereo at all of the hippest way-cool ldquoIrsquom a brother hererdquo parties

The lyrics for Zipless are taken from Becoming Light a collecshytio n o f poem s by Erica Jong Jong perhaps most famous for her book Fear o f Flying has been one of the loudest literary voices of the past three decades p ro shym oting the sexual and social freedom of w om en and in a greater sense of people in genershyal Jong even contributed a new poem ldquoSmokerdquo a recollection of rsquo60s drug culture

Working closely with Jong Vanessa Daou wrote and sang all the songs while her husband

Peter played all the instruments an d hand led th e p ro d u c tio n duties The result is a smoother- th a n -sm o o th a lbum of jazzdance music with some of the greatest lyrics Irsquove heard in a while (at least since I got my hearing back after that problem I had with head pressure)

On ldquoSunday Afternoonsrdquo the softness of Vanessarsquos voice seeps into your ears telling of the bitshytersweet taste of longing obsesshysively for a lover to the point of making oneself sick My deepest sympathy to anyone condemned to such an existence

ldquoBecoming A Nunrdquo builds to the lines ldquoIrsquom m arching over cobblestones like heads of men I have knownrdquo

My favorite song by far is ldquoAlcestis On The Poetry Circuitrdquo The song opens with the lines ldquoThe best slave does not need to be beaten She beats hershyselfrdquo The verses that follow tell the sad but too true story of beautiful intelligent women

w ho still m a in ta in te rr ib ly warped self images in which they see no th ing b u t ugliness and inadequacy C halk it up to a male dominated society or bad oysters itrsquos still a shame

The lyrics are delivered in soft hushed tones creating a balanced sound and allowing the d ru m s and bass to ca rry the music while improv instruments riff around the words 1 recomshymend this album to anyone who w ants a tru ly cool listen with lyrics which d o n rsquot insult your taste or intelligence

Maybe an even better tactic would be mandatory listening by everyone resulting in reassured women less men with knuckles dragging on the ground and a better life for everyone in genershyal Irsquom sure you lose sleep over it

Music A A A A

MICHAa HALSBANDMCM Records

Produced by Peter Daou reg $ 1 0 0 0 0 0 of operations over a five year periodMCA Recofds The Fonz is looking b e tte r than ever They look sooooo real

4 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

E d i t o r i a l amp O i n n i o n

Ifs all in the detailsDrexel students want a campusThey want grass they want paths They want to feel like

Drexel is not just a few square blocks of the city but a sepashyrate entity in itself And from Buckley Green to the new artificial turf field the University has done a great job of making Drexel more of a campus

But sometimes itrsquos the little things that make Drexel look bad mdash whether itrsquos after a rain storm when the sidewalks are covered in duct tape and wet pulpy paper or when stushydents decide to cut through the grass to get to class wearshying a dusty dirt ldquowarrdquo path before long

In the latest example itrsquos the trash and trampled grass on 33rd Street where SEPTA riders are currently waiting for a shuttle bus while repair work on the trolley tracks is comshypleted

SEPTA commuters are making a mess of 33rd Street while they wait for their bus mdash there is trash all over the ground and the grass has been worn to dirt

Itrsquos little things like this that irk current students and make a bad impression on the prospective students and parents whorsquove visited campus for orientation in the past two weeks

While this problem isnrsquot caused by the Drexel communishyty itrsquos on our campus and so we need to fix it mdash whether it be with a call to SEPTA for them to remedy the problem or an increased effort by our physical plant And this initiative must be taken early before the grass is dead the students are annoyed and potential students are discouraged

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Entertainment industry taken over by fonts

Static Across The Lines

M Scott Smith

Subm ission PolicyG uest columns letters to the editor and artwork may b e se n t to th e a ttention of the Ed-Op Editor The Triangle 32nd and C hestnut S ts Philadelphia Pa 1 9 1 0 4 They may also be s e n t via e-mail to e d o p d tr ia n tfe 8tudent-org drexeledu or delivered in person to 3 0 1 0 MacAlister Hall

All subm issions m ust include a nam e and phone num ber and should include an ad d ress and appropriate affiliations such a s m a jo r y e a r o f g r a d u a t io n o r o rg a n iz a t io n a l p o s i t io n Anonymous subm issions will not be published au thors nam es will only be withheld under special c ircum stances

W ritten p ie c e s sh o u ld b e p re s e n te d on d isk in M acW rlte fo rm a t T he d e a d l in e fo r s u b m is s io n s is 5 0 0 p m on W ednesday of th e week of publication The Triangle reserves the right to edit for space gram m ar clarity and content

I recently read a statistic that stated the average person reads movie or book reviews 1400 times a day Admittedly most people probably only read a handful of reviews a month but Lester keeps reading the same one over and over again and he screwed the statistic up

Now you might wonder who is Lester But thatrsquos really not important Whatrsquos important is that critics from all over the nation have continually ignored the font medium instead choosshying to review movies and books and songs and television shows and OJ trial hairdos Where is the excitement in that

I will concede that most Americans need the assistance of Siskel and Ebert to determine what movies to watch For examshyple

Siskel Pocahontas brought out my inner child in ways that only a Disney movie can Once again the amazing animators at Disney have succeeded in transforming countless pages of painstakingly hand-drawn cells into a stirring panoram a of life mdash a perfect reflection of humanity really mdash which can be viewed and enjoyed by any person who is not legally blind of any age It is not often that a movie trailer is this good I expect the actual movie will be worth seeing too

Ebert I thought it stunk Yoursquore ugly

(A scuffle ensues)Ebert That hurtObviously the movies we

watch are greatly influenced by two b itter people who always poke at each othersrsquo eyes with their thumbs but what guidance do we have really when trying to determine what font to use in our next school report I thought it was high time somebody did an in-depth review of fonts and damn it I was going to be the one to do it mainly because I didnrsquot have anything better to do at that particular point in time

For my review I carefully

selected eight fonts which should come preinstalled on every Macintosh computer unless you bought your computer from a guy named Bubba or the Equipment Support Group (If you have a PC-compatible yoursquore confused Get a Mac)

For years I have blindly used these eight fonts in everything from research papers to ransom notes without ever paying much atten tion to the fine nuances which separate them and give each its own character

Helvetica has traditionally been my font of choice It is a font which is dressed casually but ready to roll up its sleeves at any time and get to work It is not concerned with formalities and isnrsquot afraid to have a little fun once in awhile

Times on the other hand is a no-frills font which continually wants to get down to business - it has no time for fooling around It benefits from a solid timeless reputation and its resume is impressive - what other font can claim to have served time at elite newspapers such as the New York Tinted

Times can sometimes come off as being snobbish and other fonts typically donrsquot like to associate with Times and pick on Times behind its back time and time again But itrsquos hard to ignore the impressive experience Times has amassed over time and donrsquot forshyget this is one timely font

Geneva suffers an identity crishysis because it is very similar to Monaco except that Monaco is an equal-opportunity font ensurshying that every character is the same width

The New York font has always been attracted to Times and as such has usually been too disshytracted to ever get anything done But one shouldnrsquot overlook the importance of New York Used in combination with subtle marginal and spacing adjustments it can be a valuable tool in turning a 2-page report into a 4-page report

And on that note herersquos a technique Irsquove devised which also works well footnotes If you use any really big words in your report like ldquom agnanim ousrdquo footnote them and in the footshynote include a long description

complete with sample sentences illustrating the use of the word and translation of the word into a dozen orso different languages Your teacher will appreciate this and when done liberally it will greatly extend the size of your report Also throw in an illustrashytive graph or two being careful not to label anything if the graph has nothing to do with your paper

Chicago - herersquos a font which is flashy and proud Its curves somewhat forced like -a smile on a cashierrsquos face as she says ldquohave a good dayrdquo Chicago is bold even when itrsquos not Reading a title in the Chicago font is nothing like watching drunk birds continually ramm ing themselves into the patio door - itrsquos indescribable

Courier brings me back to my days of using a mechanical typeshywriter Ah the memories The smell of white-out The exciting experiments that could be pershyformed with typewriter ribbon and squirrels Who among us hasnrsquot left a mechanical typeshywriter in the forest to see what exciting stories the squirrels would write

Trying to write a paper with the Symbol font is like trying to eat Frosted Flakes in orbit - it canrsquot be done although itrsquos awfulshyly fun to try Technical people have come to rely on the Symbol font

Scattering occasional Greek characters throughout a technical paper gives it an air of legitimacy Clearly no equation containing Greek letters could possibly be wrong and no colleague would be foolish enough to question it at least not on national TV

Even if your paper isnrsquot technishycal don rsquot underestimate the power of a mathematical equashytion with Greek letters Economists have mastered this learning to translate simple conshycepts like ldquoprofit equals money you make minus money you loserdquo into complex mathematical senshytences like ldquoS(X =raquo Jalfalfa dxrdquo usually accompanied by graphs which when stared at long enough begin to form 3-dimenshysional images

For your next paper why not utilize a combination of fonts

see SMITH on next page

The Triangle July 281995laquoB

P ro fe sso r S ta ff is b a c k y e t ag a inRivers of Suggestion

AdamBlyweiss

Drexelrsquos Fall 1995-96 course schedule booklets hit the streets as week four of summer term began the height of orientation season The schedule seems to be one of the few things remotely close to ldquoon schedulerdquo on this campus

But th e re rsquos a price for this timeliness a price upperclassmen know all too well a price to which incom ing students have been brusquely introduced

We now have to deal with that character again The infamous enigmatic never-before-pho- tographed Professor Staff

Professor Staff is an intriguing member of the Drexel faculty Few if any campus residents really know the good professor even to the extent of Staffs first name or gender mdash letrsquos assume hersquos a he Fellow instructors donrsquot like to talk about Staff much but experienced students hold him in low regard

This even though yoursquod be hard-pressed to find a dean who knows what college hersquos in let alone a student who sat through one of his classes This even though at first glance you wouldnrsquot expect Professor Staff to have such a bum rap

On the surface he seems like a dedicated renaissance man regushylarly listed in course schedules to teach section after section in departments across Drexelrsquos curshyricula

But Professor Staff has this habit of affixing his name to too many courses (That or itrsquos the mother of all printing errors) The man threatens to break hundreds of physical laws often scheduled for numerous courses on different subjects in different places at the same time

Indeed he seems particularly spread out to start the next acadeshymic year For example next term Professor Staff plans to lead every single undergraduate class in biolshyogy literature taxation civil engi-

FontstakecontrolSMITH from previous page

capitalizing on the benefits each provides This is what Irsquom doing with my next paper ldquoStress incurred on river sediment durshying meteor showersrdquo The title will be in Times

Do you have a font that yoursquore particularly fond of If so please donrsquot e-mail me because I donrsquot really want to hear about it However if your squirrels ever wrote something interesting Irsquod be very interested in hearing about that

M S c o t t Sm ith (um sm ithreg mcsdrexeledu) is a Junior majorshying in Com puter Science Sometimes hie has too much free time

neering mechanical engineering film and video production and more

H ersquos also pegged for every introductory section of humanishyties psychology and mathematshyicscomputer science as well as most upper-level courses in inforshymation systems Professor Staff signed up to teach large portions of graduate and Evening College coursework too

I did some simple math based on the Fall 1995-96 course bookshylet which for the first time lists instructorsrsquo last names next to every lab lecture recitation studio and ldquoto be arrangedrdquo session In undergraduate course offerings alone these instructors tentatively make themselves available for a total of 1499 listed sessions (That figure includes sections with conshycurren t lectures It does not include next te rm rsquos com m on exam periods or any of the COshyOP 101 courses)

Professor Staff accounts for 1130 of those labs lectures and such Thatrsquos fully three-quarters of undergraduate class time where ldquoStaffrsquo is listed Only 25 percent of Drexelrsquos class sessions next term are scheduled with the likes

of ldquoYohrdquo ldquoSmithrdquo or ldquoSundstedt Kuenstlerrdquo

Wow SuperhumanWell Professor Staffs efforts

would be superhuman were he to follow through on his promises For reasons nobody knows for sure the reality is that Professor Staff finds a way to pull out of every single course for which hersquos listed Every term Without fail

Maybe Professor Staff is a research giant getting a grant or two just before the term starts Maybe he gets laid up after strain-

P ro fe s so r S t a f f a c c o u n ts f o r 1 1 3 0 o f la b s le c tu re s

a n d s u c h o n c a m p u s

ing a synapse or something trying to organize lessons for the hunshydreds of courses to which he comshymits Maybe he goes on very short sabbatic^ very frequently

Whatever the reason Drexel and its college deans are forced to scramble to fill vacant Staff slots with revolving-door adjunct proshyfessors teaching or graduate assisshytants or occasionally an actual Drexel faculty member Worse they close scheduling gaps by canshy

celling sections or whole coursesAnd Professor Staffs behavior

shows no sign of changing Indeed he was scheduled for just over 75 percent (486 of 638) of this summer termrsquos class meetings mdash not to mention three-quarters (870 of 1138) of flsf fallrsquos sesshysions

At a time where other more celebrated professors are not granted tenure (or take their tenure elsewhere) Professor S taffs continued presence as Drexel faculty seems a travesty of

academic justiceHis conduct damages that

most wondrous social medishyum for studentsrsquo academic communication collaborashytion and preparation the grapevine

Moreover it leaves incoming students with even fewer people and names to identify with mdash a necessary security blanket after the upheaval of heading off to colshylege

To know that your instructor and hence your classrsquo direction are completely unknown until Day One of a new term is a daunting thought In light o f Drexelrsquos hectic pace being unpreshypared for a tough (or easy)

instructor can affect the psyche as well as the transcript

To have one irresponsible entishyty be responsible for so much is laughable Just seeing a name other than ldquoStaffrsquo listed in the course schedule booklets mdash even a TArsquos or adjunctrsquos name mdash would help us students to breathe easier

Of course with an incoming president an outgoing CEO an empty Provostrsquos office and a good portion of student governshyment residing on Fraternity Row Drexel appears in no position to call for and enforce Professor Staffs resignation at this moment It seems the best we can hope for is that we wonrsquot be seeing his name so much a few terms from now mdash which for some of us will be a few terms too late

Until then we just have to keep asking everyone we know everyshything we can about who this ldquoStaffrsquo really is

Oh yeah and keep an eye out for the pop quizzes Theyrsquore even sneakier

Adam Blyweiss is a senior majorshying in corporate communications Hersquos down to being in six places at one time

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bullraquoThe TriangleraquoJuly 281995

bull Carly Simon With Special guests Daryl Hall and John Oates perform at the Mann Music Center For info call 589-2706

ldquoStories whatever their nature may be harmful or useful depending upon the listenerrdquo- Giovanni Boccaccio

Saturdaybull SEPTAS Anmial Bus and

Maintmanco Roidoo held today at Veteranrsquos Stadium parking lot from 8a to 2p including games pony rides a disc ]ocl(eyanda display of classic buses

bull Walking tours of the Falrmount Watoiworks areavailable every Thursday and Saturday in the sumshymer for $2 Meet at The Philadelphia Museum of Artrsquos west entrance at 1 p

1 CABrsquoS stunmnr activiltot r iMOit Is posted fn the buir

lean boards in front of the CAB office and the USGA office

Walking tows of flio

areavailable every Wednesday and Sunday in the summer for $2 Meet at The Philadelphia Museum of Artrsquos west entrance at Ip

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Joum ^ Big Sounds for the Big Bands in an outdoor concert hekl at The Atwater Kent Museum 15 South 7th Street from 1130a to 130p Admission free For more info call 922-3031

SatuiilayThoPiiilaiialpliia Ballot Tboatni pratonis Vaganova Fastival with stars of the Bolshoi Ballet performing excerpts from Don Quixote La Bayadere and Le Corsaire Show starts at 4p Tickets $15 adults $10 stushydents seniors and children Call Upstages at 545-0590

i jw H k m m n u ik CiiltHiil Logasy opens in fr Camden at The Walt Whitman Cultural Arts Center and The Stedman Art Gallery The exhibit which runs through Oct 7 conshynects the arts of painting collage drawing and phoshytography with the art of jazL For info call (609) 964- 8300 or (609) 225-6245

bull Celalinte Wednesday nigMs at the Philadelpiiia Museum of Art with live music films tours and food and drink Open until 845p For info call 684-7860

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Heres the deal if youre an officially registered student organization drop off your camera- ready ad at The Triangle 3010 MacAlister Hall for each Fridays paper by the Wednesday

before at 5 pm Include the name of your student organization and a contact name and number The ads must lie 48 inches wide by 35 inches tall

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Thought for the WeekHaagen Daz may not be able fo take the place of a good friend but it sure tastes a lot betterAries (Mar 21-Apr 19) Youwill be visited by Zoltan King of the Gypsies Convince him of your loyalty by offering him your finest tambourineIburus (Apr 20-AAoy 20) You will have a frank and open discussion with your grandfashyther about what life was like in the old days Ask him how people survived in the days before the advent of cable TV Gemini (May 21-June 21) You will end up in therapy after your mother throws away your security blanket This weekend Join a support groupGincer (June 22-July 22) It isfinally time to moke your move on that special someone Make sure to be subtle yet bold with your actions Try spilling coffee in his or her lap and offering to clean it upLeo (July 23-Aug 22) Though your friend will veheshymently deny this he is really a Russian spy sent here to observe American vodka conshysumption techniques Force him to watch Yakov Smirnoff videos until he confessesVirgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) You will realize that your ice fishing trip was a mistake when you remember that it is still summer Be sure to bring a towelLibra (Sept 23-Oct 23) Make a resolution to use words such as pontificate and preamble in daily conshyversation Your friends will be impressed with your loquashyciousnessScorpio (Oct 24-Nov 21)Listen to your inner child and buy that trampoline youve been eyeingSagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)Inform your local Allstate represhysentative that your auto insurshyance is too high by parking your car on his desk Be sure to bring along your deductible Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) You will be asked to take one of the greatest responsibilities that any red-blooded American can take when you ore selectshyed to fill out a TV Viewing survey Remember your civic duty mdash dont let Gilligan downAquarius (Jon 20-Feb 18)Move into your boss office when he goes out for lunch When he returns be sure to remind him of those photos you have of him and the presishydents daughter Dont forget to ask for a raisePisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)Ringo Starr will hold you at gunpoint insisting that you declare him the most talented member of the Fab Four Try

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IndexThe Triangle Classifieds are sepashyrated into 11 available classificashytions in the order below If you cannot find a heading there are no ads of that type in this weekrsquos newspaper

ApartmentsSubletsRoonunatesFor SaleWantedText BooksServicesHelp WantedLost amp FoundAnnouncementsPersonals

Placing ClassifiedsThe deadline for placing a

classified ad is 500 pm on the Tuesday of the week of the issue in which you want your ad to appear

Forms must be completed in full and writing should be legishyble

If there are no copies of the classified form available write your ad on a full sheet of paper Include your name organization phone num ber and address If you are a Drexel student please include your student num ber Always make note of the date the ad was placed and the section in which you wish the ad to be placed Be sure to sign your name

In PersonO ur office is 3010 MacAlister Hall

MaUThe Triangle Attn Classifieds Manager 32nd 8c Chestnut Streets Philadelphia PA 19104

FaxThe Triangle Fax number is (215) 895-5935 If your ad is a paid ad a copy o f the check or money order should be faxed and the orig ina l should be m ailed or dropped ofif in person

Costs amp LimitsDREXEL ADVERTISERSCost FREE Exceptions normal ad rates apply for personal busishynesses and apartmentsLimits 2 classified ads per person per issue with a 40 word maxishymum for each Personals have a 25 word maximum Ads will be edUed for length

OUTSIDE ADVERTISERSCost (per issue) $450 for the first 25 words and $25 for each word thereafter Tear sheets are $25 extra Ads must be pre-paid Payment can be made by cash money order or checkLimits there are no ad limits or word limits for paid classifieds

Additional InfoIf there is a charge for your

advertisement full payment must be received before the ad can run

Multiple ads with duplicate subjects will n o t be accepted unless they are paid for

No classified will be accepted over the telephone

Ads may be cancelled or corshyrected by notifying the classifieds staff in writing or by phone by the 500 pm Tuesday deadline No refimds will be given for can celled ads

ApartmentsFabulous NY loft-style renovatloni 6 Br 2 Bt full mod kit ww carpet central air economical gas appliances huge roofdecK washerdryer Avail Sept 1 35th amp Spring Garden REDUCED to $1250 + 731-9550 38XX L a n caste r 6 Br 3 Bth ea t-in idtchen large living room coinop laundry old pool table $1100month September1 Cali 483-239510 nronth leaseNice 2 bedroom apt for rent Large nwd- em Fenced^n backyard garbage disposal 32nd amp Powelton Call Jay or Erin laquo (215)386-1872____________________________BRIGHT NEWLY RENOVATED 5BR 2BT HOME full mod kit ww carpet central air econom ical g as app liances landshyscaped backyard washerdryer storage basement Avail Sept 1 possibly earlier 3 2 n d amp Spring G arden REDUCED to$1100 + 731-9550___________________35XX Baring 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms modem kitchen w DW microwave washshyerdryer Full floor private Victorian home Rent includes all utilities Very quiet locashytion Private entrance $1020 John 587-6937________________________________

2 BEDROOM APARTMENT INew Listings) 3 4 th amp Baring 1 MODERN WASHERDRYER $ 6 5 0 AVAILABLE JUNEJULY OTHER LOCATIONS AVAIL- ABLE FRANKLIN RENTALS 382-7368 Come one mdash come all mdash We have several a p a r tm e n ts and h o u s e s av a ilab le in Powelton Village IBR to 4BR various prices Call for help (610) 279-12052 Bedrooms available 32nd and Powelton Modem Dishwasher garbage disposal central air gas heat wall to wall carpet $650 + Util Must see (610) 279-1205 3312 HAMILTON STREET Efficiencies one and two bedroom s from $ 2 9 9 m o up Heat gas and hot water incl All apts have walk-in closets lots of windows walkingdistance to school 349-9429___________Within two blocks of Drexel Gym clean safe affordable apts avail Some with wd or deck Small well-behaved pets wel- come Call 610664-7779______________3 BR Apt-500 N 34th copySpring Garden Large rooms wood amp carpeted floors large kitchen backyard tile bath Free WD Gasheat $900+ 3866722_________________37th amp Spring Garden Huge beautiful 6 BR 2BT house Garden porch 3 fireshyplaces bay windows basem ent WD CA Great backyard $1450 bulllaquo- Call 387-1002 Available Aug 1st________________34th amp Powelton 2 BR immediate occushypancy Also 1 BR bull newly updated amp paint- ed AC backyard secure (215) 477-7186 One and two bedroom a p a r tm e n ts Powelton village HW floors 15 bath DW patio coin-op laundry in basem ent Call and leave message 624-7536

Apartments3300 Spring Garden Recently renovated bright 2 BR apt with central air gas heat new carpeting tile bath lots of extras A m ust see Convenient to bus route into city $495 + util Call Chris (609) 429-0463________________________________34th amp Arch Streets Spacious sunny one bedroom apartment Laundry facilities off s t r e e t parking Available S ep tem ber $550m onth includes heat amp hot water(610) 527-7809_______________________Newly renovated 2 BR apartment Best location Laundry facilities $650m onth includes heat and hot water AvailableSeptember (610) 527-7809____________5 BR 3 Bath apartment Garbage disposal dishwasher laundry Renovated sunny 3 7 0 7 Hamilton S t $ 1 2 5 0 + u tilities Available September (610) 527-7809 Powelton lovely 3 story townhouse 3+ BR 1 large w cathedral ceiling 2 1 2 bath basem ent backyard mod kitchen DW WD $900 + (610) 39amp06983 6 0 0 SPRING GARDEN- clean secure attractive apts Eff starting at $310 1-BR $375 2-BR $500 Heat incl 322-60413 BR-434 N 34th St Living room large kitchen tile bath free WD DW $775Includes heat 3Samp6722_______________2 BR- 38th amp Lancaster Baring Private e n tra n c e 1 large BR 1 sm all g rea t kitchen tile bath nice yard free WD Gasheat $695-t- 3866722_______________37th amp Powelton Large 3 BR apt WD large kitchen large living room Available 9 1 9 5 $875month No pets Call 387-6793________________________________37th amp Powleton Large amp small 1 BR apt Some large enough for 2 people Rents from $360 No pets Call 387679335th amp Hamilton Efficiency apt Available 9 1 9 5 $340month Heat included Nopets Cali 387-6793___________________1 BR-3406 Spring Garden St Living Room kitchen tile bath newly renovated Free WD Inexpensive gas heat $425+ 386-6722________________________________1 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Uving area Free WD DW tile bath interior security bars $550- Includes heat hot water amp cooking gas 3866722 Efficiency-3406 Spring Garden St-Perfect for 1 person Galley kitchen carpeted interior security bars gas heat $320+ 3866722 Free WD

Mallte up to $2000-$4000i- per month teaching basic conversational English abroad Japan Taiwan and S Korea Many employers provide room amp board + other benefits No teaching background or Asian languages required For more information call____ (206) 632-1146 ext J52801

D r e x e l s B e s t O n - C a m p u s H o u s i n g

LE R N ER C O U R T A P A R TM E N TS 120 N 34TH ST 3409-15 RACE ST1 B R - L a r g e B e d r o o m N ic e A p a r tm en t

2 B R - D r e a m P la c e (Sa f e N o N ig h t m a r e s )3 B R - L a r g e 1 3 L iv in g R o o m (G o o d f o r 4 p e o p l e )4 B R - B ig as a h o u se (M a id S e r v ic e E x t r a )

Serving Drexel Students needs for 50 yearsThese apartments feature Central Air amp Gas Heat

Laundry Facilities on Premises Excellent Security Very Resonable Rates Dont Worry Be Happy and SafeLive in Lemer Court Place

886-9999 (tgt 222-5406

DONrsquoT PUT UP WITH DIRTY AND DISRiPUTABLE APARTMENTS

O ur A partments are Immaculately clean W e have o ne tw o a n d three bedroom

APARTMENTS AVAILABLE FOR SEPTEMBER ISTSome have patios desks fireplaces a n d yards

OUR BUILDINGS ARE LOVELY IBSTORIC RESTORATIONS MAINTAINED TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS

OWNED AND MANAGED BY COMMUNITY RESIDENTS HEAT IS ALWAYS INCLUDED

ONE Efficiency from $375Several One Bedroomsfrom $475 Several Two Bedroomsfrom $600

UVB IN mSTORIC POWELTON VILLAGE CALL

Meridian A ssociates 387-7808

Apartments2 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Living area nice kitchen tile bath pine floors DW free WD $795 Includes heat amp hot water 386-67223 BR apt-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Patlograssy area IMng area nice kitchen 0W free WD interior security bars $975 Includes heat amp hot water 3Samp6722__________________2 BR apt 432 N 34th St-Llving room large kitchen tile bath Interior security bars small yard Free WD Gas heat$595-gt- 38^6722________________2 BR apartments-3408 Spring Garden St Under construction-wlll be ready for Sept1 1 9 9 5 If In te re s te d will give tour through-even though not complete Prices given at showing 386-6722

4 BR at 32 st for $raquoB000^onthwD WW Dishwasher Call 382-5534 3 BR Large room For $79500 Call 382-5534

33rd amp Baring 1 BR apt large enough for2 Well lit a re a availab le now $395month If Interested call (908) 874- 2723__________________A spacious attractive well maintained corshyner lot h o u se c lo se to c am p u s S e p ta c a m p u s bus line 6 BRs 2 kitchens 2 bathroom s living amp dining room full b a sem en t WD amp security alarm 35th amp Hamilton Call Jen (610)649-2732________________________32nd amp Baring Street Recently renovated bright 2BR apt Heat Included Lots of extras Avail Sept 1 $550 -f electric CallChris 6 0 raquo 4 290463 ________________1 BR- $365m onth heat Included back yard w to w carpeting amp 2 Ig c lo se ts Efficiency for rent Loft Heat amp electric included w to w carpeting Ig closet 32nd amp Baring For info please call 483-2845

Apartments2 BR apt for rent Beautiful Victorian buildshying Hardwood floor Heat Included 34th amp Race street $575month For Info please call 483-28451 BR Apt 32 amp Baring Wood floors $435 plus utilities Franklin Rentals 382-73682 BR Apt (New Listings) 34 amp Baring Modem WD $650 Available JuneJuly Other locations available Franklin Rentals 382-73683 BEDROOM APARTMENTS Several now listingsl from $700 to $1100 Call for our new tri-level listing available 9 9 5 at 34thamp Baring Franklin Rentals 382-73684 BR House 34th amp Lancaster wood floors spacious rooms available 9 9 5 $1350 Ranklin Rentals 382-7368

2 bedroom apartment September 1st 1 yr lease Full clothes washer and dryer dishshywasher garbage disposal central air and security system Owner on premises Call Tom 6 6 2 - ( ^ l $650 monmSun-filled large apt close to campus at 33rd and Baring Renovated mdash 2 bedshyrooms and den separate eat-in kitchen Hardwood floors new appliances etc Faculty m em ber owned and occupied house Sorry non-smokers only Pleasecall Dr Weiner 386-5079________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD alt utilities inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or 895-1270 Ask for ScottPOWELTON VILUGE Quaint 3 BRlsquo 1 1 2 bath central air DW WD hard wood rugs amp alamn system Available September1 $620 plus Call 657-6657___________3735 Lancaster Ave-1 BR newly renovatshyed ceramic tile kitchen amp bath ww carshypet air conditioned $400 including heat amp water 609-7780722

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MINUTES FROM DREXELS CAMPUS amp CONVENIENT TO PENN^ a c io u s modern renovated and reconditioned 1 bedroom (flats amp bi-levels) and 2 bedrooms w w carpet ceiling fans track lites AC convenient laundry facilities3 bedroom bi-^evel Spacious amp good storage 2 1 2 baths W D D W central air high efficiency gas heat w w carpet Town houses 2 bi-level bedrooms amp 1 bedroom w patio G arage 2 1 2 baths w w carpet W D D W high efficiency gas heat central air security system

bull NOW AVAILABLE FOR FAU RENTALRental office a t 32nd Street end of Povelton Avenue

(just down the block from Village Pizza)215-387-3314

Hours M onday-Friday 10 to 5 bull O pen Saturday amp Sunday

S p e c i a l i z i n g i n

H o u s i n g f o r t h e

D r e x e l C o m m u n i t y

A ffo r d a b le A p a r tm e n ts and H o u se R e n ta ls

M an y to c h o o s e fro m

S ep t 3 4 1 8 B aring S t IB R $ 510 Ju n e S e p t 3301 P o w e lto n A ve IB R $360-$475

S ep t 3205 P earl S t 3B R H ouse $675 S ep t 3202 P o w e lto n A ve 3B R $10 0 0 A ug 3 512 L a n c a s te r A ve 3B R $ 850

A u g ^ e p t 4 1 0 N o 3 2 n d S t 4B R $13 0 0 S ep t 3437 L an c as te r S t 4B R H ouse $1275 S ep t 3613 W a rre n S t 4B R H ouse $13 5 0

Aug 3706 Spring G arden St 6BR $1450 A tuI many more to choose from

38716o23301 Powelton Avenue Philadelphia PA

10 The TrianglelaquoJuly 281995

ApartmentsSix bedroom apt bull 432 N 34th St Nice rooms llvfng room contemp kitchen carshypeted two tile baths free washerdryer dishwasher not a party house $1200 + 3 8 M 7 2 2 _ _ _Great room in modem house Ali amenishyties AC Great view $350 763-7000 Close to campus34xx HAMILTON ST Huge 2 BR apartshyments on tree-lined street High ceilings spacious living room eat-in kitchen full bath Rent includes heat hot water and cooking gas Must see Call nowl 21amp662- 079736 amp Powelton Ave 3 bedrooms and 25 baths Bi-level apt private entrance and backyard WD GD $950 month Studio apartment recently renovated 387-7278 Two bedroom apartment 32nd and Baring7 mln walk to school Apartnwnt has sepshyarate living room and each room has good c lose t space WD In basem en t Very secure building Available September 1 s t $550 includes heatl Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school Very clean apartment and quiet unit Large bedroom with good size clo se t WD In basem ent Very secure building Available September 1st $395 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school GREAT VIEW OF THE CITY Very clean apartm ent with high ceilings and large eat-in kitchen Separate living room WD in basement Very secure buikl- ing Available now or September 1st $415 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 n i^ t Ask for ChrisEfficiency apartment at 32 amp Baring $305 Franklin Rentals 382-73681 BEDROOM APARTMENTS (5 locations in Powelton Village and Art Museum Area) Wood floors exposed brick laundry and morel from $435 Franklin Rentals 382-7368 ____________________4 BEDROOM HOUSE 32 amp Baring Wall to Wall carpet yard $1000 Franklin Rentals382-7368 ______Sunny 2nd floor efficiency located at 3325 Spring G aarden Tiled bath and large k itchen with g a s s to v e tiled behind counter top Owner lives next door call Ray Leave message 222-6162 only $330a month (opens Sept 15)__________Large two b^room located at 3325 Spring Garden Sunny entire 3rd floor with lots of natural wood Large bath with kitchen Owner lives next door heat included Call Ray - leave a message 222-6162 $ 5 ^ a month starts Sept 1LANCASTER AVE APARTMENT mdash 2 bedshyrooms living room share cool roofdeck Modem kitchen electric amp closets in Victoshyrian building AC $500M 0 Call Ariene mdash 222-7675 (Pets OK deposit)34th and Baring - 1 BR apartm ent Well- maintained beautiful neighbortiood Safe and veiy secure Spacious Ww carpeting laundry backyard high ceilings Rent includes heat and waterl $415 222-6830Avail Sept 1 ____________________3 4 1 7 R ace S t mdash 3 B D ^ 7 2 BTF Spacious enough for 4-5 people LR LIB

Apartments Roommates For Sale ServicesDR KIT DW GD WD (free) pvt courtshyyard brk nook bask cable and all utilities included $1460mo Avail 9 1 Call (215)^5626_____________________Airy 2BR APT in Powelton Village 1 5 baths 3rd fl of owners home $565mo Includes all utilities except electricity No smoking no pets Available 9 1 9 5 (215) 387-2721POWELTON VILLAGE Quaint three bedshyroom 15 bath central air dishwasher washer w asherdryer hard wood rugs artd alarm system Available September 1 $620 plus Call 657-6657

SubletsNtee 1 BR apt 33rd amp Baring heat includshyed available immediately $550m onth387-1226 or after 5 (717) 654-2850Nice 2 BR apt at 33rd and Baring heat inc luded availab le im m ediately $ 6 7 5 m o n th 3 87-1226 or after 5 a t(717) 6 5 4 - 2 8 5 0 ____ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch W 0 One block from campus $250month 561-0572 KOREAN STUDENTS WELCOME Large room $230 small room $150 All utilities included Upper Daritgty (610)642-5837Mrs Lee^____________ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch WD One block from campus $250month 561-0572 Rooms to let mdash beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Large rooms with high ce ilin g s and w indow s Porch WasherDryer One block from campus $250 a month 561-0572______________

Roommates___Room in a beautiful very quiet Victorian house Walking distance from school safe wood floor sky lights Great place Large bedroom $250+util Available NOW Call Lance 215-382-8848 (moming and night) Leave a message2 ROOMMATES NEEDED Beginning S ep tem b er 1 Lg 3 BR 2 1 2 Bath H ouse B a sem en t Living Room Lg kitchen front amp back yards gas heat walk- in closet built-in shelf space hardwood floors high ceilings close to cam pus $26666month 1 3 utilities Call 387- 8 123 Please leave message___________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD All utilities Inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or895-1270 Ask for Scott______________ _Roommate wanted for a quiet 2 BR apt in close suburbs Kitchen Dinning Room Living Room and 1 bath WD on premisis rent $275 plus 1 2 of utilities prefer non- sm oker and relatively neat (610)284-^ 6 a _______________________Roommate wanted to share 2 br apartshyment Modem apartment Currently occushypied by one person 44th amp Spruce Veiy se cu re Partially furnished WD Only $300m o (incl heat and gas) Call 382- 7417 Leave m essage_________________2 male or female roommates needed for large house 3 floors 2 full kitchens 3 full baths washerdryer House holds 6 peo-

ESCORTS AT YOUR LOCATION

bullATTRACTIVE FRIENDLY GIRLS ALWAYS AVAILABLE

bullONE LOW PRICE INCLUDES EVERYTHING

CAESARS ESCORTS laquol IK PHIIXV Slwce 1880

215) 7 3 2 -6 9 6 3

pie comfortably $250 + utilities 34th and Powelton CaH Jen or Mandy at 382-6830If Intefested__________________________$22Sper nwnth + utilities for room In renshyovated clean house wtth polished wooden floors and rear yard Free washerdryer exercisevMlght room ctose to Center City and cam pus Mature non-smokers preshyferred P lease call George (215) 985- 9734

For SaleFor sa le 2 S ears twin size beds (box spring w mattress) brand new $50 each1 pure wood IKEA study table with 8 big dravrars and capacity to accomodate two along with a comfortable chair 2 months okl $435 two table lamps $5 each wooden center table $10 2 Sears dining stools $10 each Call 222-3382 leave a mes-

Tone Worshippers Unite Guitar - Martin OM - 28 Vint^e re-issue Pristine $2750 - new Yours for $1500 Call (302) 655-7954_______________________________Fumlture amp Sears carpet cleaner-good con- ditton worilts great Also Desk $49 Darit colonial pine 2-door cabinet w 2-level hutch $79 Lamptable $29- or best offer3 866634 ____________________________Moving Sale Printer (HP Desk Jet 500 1 1 2 ) Negotiable $120 IKEA bed (single bed frame with bed storage boxes matshytress) $60 Metal chair (light-blue 1 1 2) $4 each Girlrsquos bike (2 1 2 ) $35 Floor lamp $6 Plastic small desk (white 1 12-yr-old) Call (215) 382-5020_____________

For Sale Bike $35 Stereo $35 Mattress $30 Desk lamp $6 Please contact NancyO 222-3681_________________________Fumiture-Kltchen table-mariale curcular top$39 lamptable $10 3866634________Air Conditioner 5000BTU 3 months oldAsking $175 Call 482-5687____________Two Apple Macintosh SErsquos (one monitor only) software installed Call (609)727-4033 ask for Jay or Erin________________

FURNITURE FOR SALE Matching couch loveseat amp chair Earth tone colors Will sell separately or as a set Asking price $120 (for all three) or best offer Call 387-8123 Please leave message___________MODEM 9600 Baud MNPV 42V 42bis $30 Call 351-6289________________

Lingerie Chest DK Oak Veneer 6 drawers Dimensions 165 x 175 (w) x 50 (h)$35 Call 351-6285___________________Rolltop desk w chair DK Brown Veneer gold hardware w 8 drawers Dimensions 4 2 rsquo x 2 0 rsquo X 4 0 rsquo (h)$35 Call 351-6289 Bowling Balls mdash Hammers Burgandy 16 tbs purchased from 1994 Long Island Open Pro Tour Never been resurfaced bull $40 Blue Pear - Great dry lane bailSpace ball Also good on sloopy oil conditions bull Never been resurfaced bull $30 Call Dave 9610-2844568________________________Queen-Size sofa sleeper great for studio or small room - $200 Also small chest-of- drawers and desk - $25 each Everything for $225 Call 895-2493 ask for JimMAC SE30 Must sell ASAP 4MB RAM 40MB HD upgradable + 144 faxmodem

travel bag -i- security locks (especially good for dormitory use ) -f tons of games utils packages -f m anuals Asking for$800 OBO Call 382-8628_____________MOVING SALE ASAP TVVCR com bo (150) humidifier (15) answering machine (20) Panasonic electric typewriter (spellshychecking thesaurus built-in memory) (100) telephone (10) coolwarm fan (5) Pest Raider (5) food cart + ta s te r (5) Call (215) 382-8628 and leave a message Solid wood desk $25 IKEA clothes rack $40 long couch $20 beginners acoustic guitar $10 Call Frank at 387-6880 after7 p m ____________ ________________

Mac stuff (2) SEs 4MEI ram 30 or 40 MB HD SCSI drives 20 to 300MB intershynalexternal Software (eg Math CAD D eltaG raph SUM II e tc ) 2 5 MHz

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AnnouncementsFree Financial Aid Over $6 billion in private sector grants amp scholarships is now availshyable All students are eligible regardless of grades income or parents income Let us help Call Student Rnancial Services 1- 800-26S6495 ext F52802Looking for ways to have fun amp make a difshyference this summer The Office of Student Community Services (Creese 223) has a list of summer cam ps amp programs tha t need YOUR help Cali 895-2158 or 1522for more info __________Turkish Cultural Club m eets 1 st amp 3rd Thursdays of the month 330pm at 3034 MacAlister HallRight here at Drexel- Dr Fields will be workshying with 8th graders from local schools- improving their math skills If you would like to volunteer to help please call Linda Arendt at 895-2158 or stop by at Creese 223 _ROC Movie Festival sponsored by the Republic of China Student Association Time 7-9pm Daily 7 3 1 to 8 6 PlaceNesbitt Hall 1st floor ___COOP JAPAN Opportunities in Japan availshyable to engineering science CIST majors US c itizen s or p erm an en t re s id e n ts Stipend plus airfare provided Must apply well in advance and be able to complete at least two terms of Japanese Information 895-2192 or 895-2499

Personals[Your name] mdash You don t need magic What you need is a long hard phatas-magoric fuck [N ^am e] __________Damn it my name is not Brian ____TEQ 13th was great Looking forward to Saturday See you then WBDNA YOY BM Pookie The past few weelis have been incredible although I couldve lived without the video camera Thanks for trying and for ail you do I love you - kiska PS Kiss myleft butt cheeky _________________There is a Fine Line between looking outfor Yourself and being^Ifisji^___________Hey Mary (Mary) Janet (Planet) Jared (Rainbow) and Byron (BYRON) Whatever h^penned to_SPQR^the whitest oneIs it just me or does this terni suck assB _________ _ _ ^Myke thanks for being suclv a great Big Brother I promise fun times are to follow Ilove you^man Your lil sis - Colleen______Irene long time no write h ere s to two weeks of fun a month off then the fun starts right back up same times different place love you - nick

The Triangle July 281995laquo11

K a r a o k e n i g h t a t R e x rsquosW h y a re th e y c a lle d F iv e -E ig h t W h a t w a s o n ta p G e t o j f y o u r ass a n d g o n e x t tim e

BradWibleEntertainment Editor

Stop wasting your money So many of us have done our part filling the stadium s for the chance to sit a hundred yards from a band who after years of doing so doesnrsquot really need $40 per ticket

W ithout question the Vet exists solely to be empty during the NFL playoffs not for the dilutshyed em otion of stadium anthems

The Spectrum is for homosexual hockey stars and dunking on the home team not musical candy for10000 people

Rexrsquos in West Chester is where big concert vicshytims can go for reprogram m ing and sp iritual enlightenment

The small size o f this bar translates into super low cover charges realistic non-stadium priced beverages and m ost im portantly music in which microphones and severe amplifishycation are luxuries not necessishyties

If enough o f you make the trip out they may someday even be able to stop using plastic

T h e r e s t o f th e w o rld ^s f r o n t m e n

c a n o h I d o n t k n o w s h o o t

th e m s e lv e s in th e h e a d a t th e h e ig h t

o f th e ir p o p u la r i ty

cups I can dream canrsquot IBy the most divine of intershy

ventions I was privileged enough to see the Athens Georgia band Five-Eight at Rexrsquos on Thursday July 20 GV and The Dusters playing one song with words and Moped an elecshytric bicycle opened

Listening to Five-Eightrsquos album s I was im mediately

struck with the rarest of feelings the intense desire to experience at any cost one of their live shows That in my world is the highest complishym ent you can pay a band

Finally after wearing my tapes thin from use I had my opportushynity

After witnessshying lead singerguitarist Mike Mantionersquos fronting of this four- man wall of sound the rest of the worldrsquos front men can oh I donrsquot know shoot themselves in the head at the height of their popularity

Mantionersquos energy and range of emotions expressed through the lyrics delivery and guitar rem inded me of m adm an-in- residence P T Brsquockly of local

PATTIY TORNOSfcy RBcortfs

The worlds only known photo of th e living proof th a t S ea Monkeys if fed the proper diet of aerosol c h e e se on used Band-Alds can grow to enonnous s izes with personalized hair styles

death-hip-hop greats UbisuntThe stage at Rexrsquos a foot high

and within pissing distance of every spot in the house was home this night for one of the most incredible (probably typishycal for the band) displays of the expressive power of music

Better than therapy (I really want some if anyone is interestshyed) Five-Eight simultaneously enraged depressed inspired and disturbed me

Runaway Mack truck ram shypages gave way to subtle shifts in volume and inflection employshy

ing dynamics and tempo like the great band they are I heard the story of my life when they played ldquoKaraokerdquo although they were kind enough to leave out the really inhuman nasty parts lest I lose my shit and kill (just likeOJ mdash ldquokut da bitchrdquo)

My only gripe is that I didnrsquot get to hear ldquoWhat They Didrdquo the song which I hum to myself m ore than any since ldquoJimmy Crack Comrdquo

Finally when the show was winding down Mantione was left alone on stage where he

closed with ldquoWeirdordquo doing as much with four minutes and a guitar as is humanly possible The memory of that song alone will be enough to brighten many days to come

Two great tastes that taste great together Five-Eight and Rexrsquos are both worthy of your adoration and should be praised and lauded for the true greatness they represent greater than anyshything you and I with our weakshyness of mind body and soul can hope ever to achieve

I can admit it Can you

Join the FanclubT h e y r e n o t fa n c y h u t t h e y k n o w th e ir w a y a r o u n d a p o p lo ve song

Damn SEPTA strike

Brad WibleEntertainment Editor

Theyrsquove killed men just to watch them die And then they woke up

Teenage Fanclub everyonersquos favorite Scottish four-piece pop rock love song band is back on the scene striMng the rock and roll posture for their most recent release Grand Prix a tribute to M ario A ndretti who always drove his car well

Teenage Fanclub named for the bandrsquos affinity for 17 year- old slutty Catholic school girls (I think itrsquos legal to bang them in Scotland) made their first big splash on the music scene with

NITIN VADUKULDGC Records

their 1991 release Bandwagon- esque If that album touched you in places your bathing suit covshyered th e re rsquos a pre tty good chance that Grand Prix just m ight get to th ird base Hey man smell my finger

The songs are by no means complicated They possess that simple pop quality that made the early Beatles so popular Grand Prix is an exercise in the effective use of easy electric guitar and bass

Try this at home make an electric guitar listen to the album and learn to play it Itrsquos easier than you think In no way do I mean this as an insult More

bands could take a lesson and cut out all the bullshit that is ftm for a few listens only to sound contrived after a month Just for spice theyrsquove tossed in occasionshyal strings piano and horns The result is a very basic yet catchy album to put on and bounce your cat to

The lyrics are founded on the bandrsquos desire to be honest about the joy and pain found in life and its complex relationships The nervous breakdown of a friend is chronicled in ldquoTearsrdquo

ldquoNeil Jungrdquo is about neither the psychoanalyst nor the 97 year-old guitar rocker but about a friend having a relationship with a crazy woman 1 wonder what that would be like Poorguy

Grand Prix is not for those of you who make it a point to never buy an album unless it is ground breaking and different (aU six of you) Donrsquot let that stop you If there is a spot in your heart that needs to feel the bittersweet tickshyle of poppy love songs look no further In fact get your Christmas shopping done early Your Uncle Tippy is a huge fan

Music A A A

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Produced by David Bianco DGC Records

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12 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

Entertainment

T e s to s te ro n e c in e m a

RICHARD BiMSHARDHollywood Pictures

Itrsquos all about justice And helmets And chicks And Zippo lighters hanging from my shoulder

Aaron SchantzStaff Writer

Sylvester Stallone has come a long way from the days of Rocky and Rambo Hersquos tried his hand at comedies Stop Or M y Mom Will Shoot) and has returned to his forte of action movies

This summ er Stallone picks up the big guns and this time dons a helm et and a flying motorcycle for the comic book based Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd for those of you

who donrsquot know (or donrsquot care) is based on a popu la r British comic book about a post-apoca- lyptic city of the future where the police are the judge jury and often executioner all in one

The movie received a lo t of hype from disgruntled fans who were upset over Dredd removing his helmet

In the com ic D redd never once show ed his ugly m ug However the producers felt they couldnrsquot cast such a well-known

actor for the part without showshying his face But I have to side with fans on this one

In the m ovie we on ly see Stallone ldquoJudgingrdquo for a b rief time before hersquos stripped of his badge and kicked out of Mega City One

From th e re on i t rsquos ju st Stallone in a future action flick loosely based on a p o p u la r com ic If n o t for a few of D re d d rsquos m ost fam ous o p p o shynents the ABC robot and Mean

Machine (albeit in minor roles) the movie could have been just about any post- apocalyptic sci-fi sh o o t rsquoem up p y ro techn ic thriller

But herersquos where we make the d is t in c tio n betw een ju s t any thriller and Judge Dredd Anyone can write a futuristiff movie with big explosions and lots of stunts bu t making one fluent enjoyshyable and with a decent script is not such an easy task Dredd is the latter of the two

T he story gets underw ay alm ost immediately and wersquore th row n into a sinister p lo t of deception and lust for power w herein D red d is fram ed stripped of his badge and mercishyfully sent to prison (as opposed to being executed on the spot)

After that the movie becomes more predictable but you wonrsquot notice because your brain has gone into neutral and yoursquore just admiring the outstanding special effects and action sequences

I wouldnrsquot be taken seriously as a writer if I didnrsquot make some reference to Stallonersquos last sci-fi action movie Demolition Man A nd even th o u g h Taco Bell didnrsquot have some corny marketshying tie-in there were plenty of other similarities

S tallone was the le thal enforcer of a futuristic city with a beautiful and playful female cop companion and a villain tied very closely to the hero

All have a bitter aftertaste of Demolition M an But the huge scope of Dredd the action and the amazing sets place Dredd far above the sterile utopia depicted in Demolition Man

I didnrsquot even make a connecshy

tio n betw een the two movies until the climactic battle scene at the end Dredd dukes it out with his evil coun terpart Rico in a scene and set taken alm ost directly out of the cryo-prison scene from Demolition Man

T he m ovie is over sho rtly after leaving some issues unreshysolved And unfortunately there is even the predictable and out o f ch a rac ter H ershey Kiss thrown in at the end

The movie could have been better had the producers stuck m ore closely to the comic and avoided sim ilarities to Demoshylition M an H ow ever had S tallone no t played D redd 1 probably w ouldnrsquot have made any connection

Still Stallone does an excelshylen t job as D redd and no expense was spared in making this a fantastic movie to watch

If you are in the m ood for some blast-it-up action with a not too shabby plot and a slack lipped actor yelling ldquoI am the lawrdquo at five minute intervals I w ould s trong ly recom m end going to see Judge Dredd

I even liked this movie better than that other summ er comic book-based movie But th a trsquos p robably because it was over hyped and a little too far fetched for me Would someone explain how at the end the caped crusadshyer happens to fall faster than the other two people hersquos saving

Film A A A

Judge Dredd Sylvester Stallone Joan Chen Max Von Sydow

D irected by Danny Cannon Hollywood Pictures

A hot cool listenA voice you could marry not to mention feminism poetry and jazzBradWibleEntertainment Editor

Knowing how students at this university are interested in the im p o rtan ce to the changing world of the em powerment of women (ldquoWhatrsquos that and how can it improve my resumerdquo) I know that the album Zipless by Vanessa Daou will surely find a welcome spot in the stereo at all of the hippest way-cool ldquoIrsquom a brother hererdquo parties

The lyrics for Zipless are taken from Becoming Light a collecshytio n o f poem s by Erica Jong Jong perhaps most famous for her book Fear o f Flying has been one of the loudest literary voices of the past three decades p ro shym oting the sexual and social freedom of w om en and in a greater sense of people in genershyal Jong even contributed a new poem ldquoSmokerdquo a recollection of rsquo60s drug culture

Working closely with Jong Vanessa Daou wrote and sang all the songs while her husband

Peter played all the instruments an d hand led th e p ro d u c tio n duties The result is a smoother- th a n -sm o o th a lbum of jazzdance music with some of the greatest lyrics Irsquove heard in a while (at least since I got my hearing back after that problem I had with head pressure)

On ldquoSunday Afternoonsrdquo the softness of Vanessarsquos voice seeps into your ears telling of the bitshytersweet taste of longing obsesshysively for a lover to the point of making oneself sick My deepest sympathy to anyone condemned to such an existence

ldquoBecoming A Nunrdquo builds to the lines ldquoIrsquom m arching over cobblestones like heads of men I have knownrdquo

My favorite song by far is ldquoAlcestis On The Poetry Circuitrdquo The song opens with the lines ldquoThe best slave does not need to be beaten She beats hershyselfrdquo The verses that follow tell the sad but too true story of beautiful intelligent women

w ho still m a in ta in te rr ib ly warped self images in which they see no th ing b u t ugliness and inadequacy C halk it up to a male dominated society or bad oysters itrsquos still a shame

The lyrics are delivered in soft hushed tones creating a balanced sound and allowing the d ru m s and bass to ca rry the music while improv instruments riff around the words 1 recomshymend this album to anyone who w ants a tru ly cool listen with lyrics which d o n rsquot insult your taste or intelligence

Maybe an even better tactic would be mandatory listening by everyone resulting in reassured women less men with knuckles dragging on the ground and a better life for everyone in genershyal Irsquom sure you lose sleep over it

Music A A A A

MICHAa HALSBANDMCM Records

Produced by Peter Daou reg $ 1 0 0 0 0 0 of operations over a five year periodMCA Recofds The Fonz is looking b e tte r than ever They look sooooo real

The Triangle July 281995laquoB

P ro fe sso r S ta ff is b a c k y e t ag a inRivers of Suggestion

AdamBlyweiss

Drexelrsquos Fall 1995-96 course schedule booklets hit the streets as week four of summer term began the height of orientation season The schedule seems to be one of the few things remotely close to ldquoon schedulerdquo on this campus

But th e re rsquos a price for this timeliness a price upperclassmen know all too well a price to which incom ing students have been brusquely introduced

We now have to deal with that character again The infamous enigmatic never-before-pho- tographed Professor Staff

Professor Staff is an intriguing member of the Drexel faculty Few if any campus residents really know the good professor even to the extent of Staffs first name or gender mdash letrsquos assume hersquos a he Fellow instructors donrsquot like to talk about Staff much but experienced students hold him in low regard

This even though yoursquod be hard-pressed to find a dean who knows what college hersquos in let alone a student who sat through one of his classes This even though at first glance you wouldnrsquot expect Professor Staff to have such a bum rap

On the surface he seems like a dedicated renaissance man regushylarly listed in course schedules to teach section after section in departments across Drexelrsquos curshyricula

But Professor Staff has this habit of affixing his name to too many courses (That or itrsquos the mother of all printing errors) The man threatens to break hundreds of physical laws often scheduled for numerous courses on different subjects in different places at the same time

Indeed he seems particularly spread out to start the next acadeshymic year For example next term Professor Staff plans to lead every single undergraduate class in biolshyogy literature taxation civil engi-

FontstakecontrolSMITH from previous page

capitalizing on the benefits each provides This is what Irsquom doing with my next paper ldquoStress incurred on river sediment durshying meteor showersrdquo The title will be in Times

Do you have a font that yoursquore particularly fond of If so please donrsquot e-mail me because I donrsquot really want to hear about it However if your squirrels ever wrote something interesting Irsquod be very interested in hearing about that

M S c o t t Sm ith (um sm ithreg mcsdrexeledu) is a Junior majorshying in Com puter Science Sometimes hie has too much free time

neering mechanical engineering film and video production and more

H ersquos also pegged for every introductory section of humanishyties psychology and mathematshyicscomputer science as well as most upper-level courses in inforshymation systems Professor Staff signed up to teach large portions of graduate and Evening College coursework too

I did some simple math based on the Fall 1995-96 course bookshylet which for the first time lists instructorsrsquo last names next to every lab lecture recitation studio and ldquoto be arrangedrdquo session In undergraduate course offerings alone these instructors tentatively make themselves available for a total of 1499 listed sessions (That figure includes sections with conshycurren t lectures It does not include next te rm rsquos com m on exam periods or any of the COshyOP 101 courses)

Professor Staff accounts for 1130 of those labs lectures and such Thatrsquos fully three-quarters of undergraduate class time where ldquoStaffrsquo is listed Only 25 percent of Drexelrsquos class sessions next term are scheduled with the likes

of ldquoYohrdquo ldquoSmithrdquo or ldquoSundstedt Kuenstlerrdquo

Wow SuperhumanWell Professor Staffs efforts

would be superhuman were he to follow through on his promises For reasons nobody knows for sure the reality is that Professor Staff finds a way to pull out of every single course for which hersquos listed Every term Without fail

Maybe Professor Staff is a research giant getting a grant or two just before the term starts Maybe he gets laid up after strain-

P ro fe s so r S t a f f a c c o u n ts f o r 1 1 3 0 o f la b s le c tu re s

a n d s u c h o n c a m p u s

ing a synapse or something trying to organize lessons for the hunshydreds of courses to which he comshymits Maybe he goes on very short sabbatic^ very frequently

Whatever the reason Drexel and its college deans are forced to scramble to fill vacant Staff slots with revolving-door adjunct proshyfessors teaching or graduate assisshytants or occasionally an actual Drexel faculty member Worse they close scheduling gaps by canshy

celling sections or whole coursesAnd Professor Staffs behavior

shows no sign of changing Indeed he was scheduled for just over 75 percent (486 of 638) of this summer termrsquos class meetings mdash not to mention three-quarters (870 of 1138) of flsf fallrsquos sesshysions

At a time where other more celebrated professors are not granted tenure (or take their tenure elsewhere) Professor S taffs continued presence as Drexel faculty seems a travesty of

academic justiceHis conduct damages that

most wondrous social medishyum for studentsrsquo academic communication collaborashytion and preparation the grapevine

Moreover it leaves incoming students with even fewer people and names to identify with mdash a necessary security blanket after the upheaval of heading off to colshylege

To know that your instructor and hence your classrsquo direction are completely unknown until Day One of a new term is a daunting thought In light o f Drexelrsquos hectic pace being unpreshypared for a tough (or easy)

instructor can affect the psyche as well as the transcript

To have one irresponsible entishyty be responsible for so much is laughable Just seeing a name other than ldquoStaffrsquo listed in the course schedule booklets mdash even a TArsquos or adjunctrsquos name mdash would help us students to breathe easier

Of course with an incoming president an outgoing CEO an empty Provostrsquos office and a good portion of student governshyment residing on Fraternity Row Drexel appears in no position to call for and enforce Professor Staffs resignation at this moment It seems the best we can hope for is that we wonrsquot be seeing his name so much a few terms from now mdash which for some of us will be a few terms too late

Until then we just have to keep asking everyone we know everyshything we can about who this ldquoStaffrsquo really is

Oh yeah and keep an eye out for the pop quizzes Theyrsquore even sneakier

Adam Blyweiss is a senior majorshying in corporate communications Hersquos down to being in six places at one time

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bullraquoThe TriangleraquoJuly 281995

bull Carly Simon With Special guests Daryl Hall and John Oates perform at the Mann Music Center For info call 589-2706

ldquoStories whatever their nature may be harmful or useful depending upon the listenerrdquo- Giovanni Boccaccio

Saturdaybull SEPTAS Anmial Bus and

Maintmanco Roidoo held today at Veteranrsquos Stadium parking lot from 8a to 2p including games pony rides a disc ]ocl(eyanda display of classic buses

bull Walking tours of the Falrmount Watoiworks areavailable every Thursday and Saturday in the sumshymer for $2 Meet at The Philadelphia Museum of Artrsquos west entrance at 1 p

1 CABrsquoS stunmnr activiltot r iMOit Is posted fn the buir

lean boards in front of the CAB office and the USGA office

Walking tows of flio

areavailable every Wednesday and Sunday in the summer for $2 Meet at The Philadelphia Museum of Artrsquos west entrance at Ip

f NJSmitli Coiiiat Bind

Joum ^ Big Sounds for the Big Bands in an outdoor concert hekl at The Atwater Kent Museum 15 South 7th Street from 1130a to 130p Admission free For more info call 922-3031

SatuiilayThoPiiilaiialpliia Ballot Tboatni pratonis Vaganova Fastival with stars of the Bolshoi Ballet performing excerpts from Don Quixote La Bayadere and Le Corsaire Show starts at 4p Tickets $15 adults $10 stushydents seniors and children Call Upstages at 545-0590

i jw H k m m n u ik CiiltHiil Logasy opens in fr Camden at The Walt Whitman Cultural Arts Center and The Stedman Art Gallery The exhibit which runs through Oct 7 conshynects the arts of painting collage drawing and phoshytography with the art of jazL For info call (609) 964- 8300 or (609) 225-6245

bull Celalinte Wednesday nigMs at the Philadelpiiia Museum of Art with live music films tours and food and drink Open until 845p For info call 684-7860

A t t e n t i o n s t u d e n t

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Heres the deal if youre an officially registered student organization drop off your camera- ready ad at The Triangle 3010 MacAlister Hall for each Fridays paper by the Wednesday

before at 5 pm Include the name of your student organization and a contact name and number The ads must lie 48 inches wide by 35 inches tall

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Thought for the WeekHaagen Daz may not be able fo take the place of a good friend but it sure tastes a lot betterAries (Mar 21-Apr 19) Youwill be visited by Zoltan King of the Gypsies Convince him of your loyalty by offering him your finest tambourineIburus (Apr 20-AAoy 20) You will have a frank and open discussion with your grandfashyther about what life was like in the old days Ask him how people survived in the days before the advent of cable TV Gemini (May 21-June 21) You will end up in therapy after your mother throws away your security blanket This weekend Join a support groupGincer (June 22-July 22) It isfinally time to moke your move on that special someone Make sure to be subtle yet bold with your actions Try spilling coffee in his or her lap and offering to clean it upLeo (July 23-Aug 22) Though your friend will veheshymently deny this he is really a Russian spy sent here to observe American vodka conshysumption techniques Force him to watch Yakov Smirnoff videos until he confessesVirgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) You will realize that your ice fishing trip was a mistake when you remember that it is still summer Be sure to bring a towelLibra (Sept 23-Oct 23) Make a resolution to use words such as pontificate and preamble in daily conshyversation Your friends will be impressed with your loquashyciousnessScorpio (Oct 24-Nov 21)Listen to your inner child and buy that trampoline youve been eyeingSagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)Inform your local Allstate represhysentative that your auto insurshyance is too high by parking your car on his desk Be sure to bring along your deductible Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) You will be asked to take one of the greatest responsibilities that any red-blooded American can take when you ore selectshyed to fill out a TV Viewing survey Remember your civic duty mdash dont let Gilligan downAquarius (Jon 20-Feb 18)Move into your boss office when he goes out for lunch When he returns be sure to remind him of those photos you have of him and the presishydents daughter Dont forget to ask for a raisePisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)Ringo Starr will hold you at gunpoint insisting that you declare him the most talented member of the Fab Four Try

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IndexThe Triangle Classifieds are sepashyrated into 11 available classificashytions in the order below If you cannot find a heading there are no ads of that type in this weekrsquos newspaper

ApartmentsSubletsRoonunatesFor SaleWantedText BooksServicesHelp WantedLost amp FoundAnnouncementsPersonals

Placing ClassifiedsThe deadline for placing a

classified ad is 500 pm on the Tuesday of the week of the issue in which you want your ad to appear

Forms must be completed in full and writing should be legishyble

If there are no copies of the classified form available write your ad on a full sheet of paper Include your name organization phone num ber and address If you are a Drexel student please include your student num ber Always make note of the date the ad was placed and the section in which you wish the ad to be placed Be sure to sign your name

In PersonO ur office is 3010 MacAlister Hall

MaUThe Triangle Attn Classifieds Manager 32nd 8c Chestnut Streets Philadelphia PA 19104

FaxThe Triangle Fax number is (215) 895-5935 If your ad is a paid ad a copy o f the check or money order should be faxed and the orig ina l should be m ailed or dropped ofif in person

Costs amp LimitsDREXEL ADVERTISERSCost FREE Exceptions normal ad rates apply for personal busishynesses and apartmentsLimits 2 classified ads per person per issue with a 40 word maxishymum for each Personals have a 25 word maximum Ads will be edUed for length

OUTSIDE ADVERTISERSCost (per issue) $450 for the first 25 words and $25 for each word thereafter Tear sheets are $25 extra Ads must be pre-paid Payment can be made by cash money order or checkLimits there are no ad limits or word limits for paid classifieds

Additional InfoIf there is a charge for your

advertisement full payment must be received before the ad can run

Multiple ads with duplicate subjects will n o t be accepted unless they are paid for

No classified will be accepted over the telephone

Ads may be cancelled or corshyrected by notifying the classifieds staff in writing or by phone by the 500 pm Tuesday deadline No refimds will be given for can celled ads

ApartmentsFabulous NY loft-style renovatloni 6 Br 2 Bt full mod kit ww carpet central air economical gas appliances huge roofdecK washerdryer Avail Sept 1 35th amp Spring Garden REDUCED to $1250 + 731-9550 38XX L a n caste r 6 Br 3 Bth ea t-in idtchen large living room coinop laundry old pool table $1100month September1 Cali 483-239510 nronth leaseNice 2 bedroom apt for rent Large nwd- em Fenced^n backyard garbage disposal 32nd amp Powelton Call Jay or Erin laquo (215)386-1872____________________________BRIGHT NEWLY RENOVATED 5BR 2BT HOME full mod kit ww carpet central air econom ical g as app liances landshyscaped backyard washerdryer storage basement Avail Sept 1 possibly earlier 3 2 n d amp Spring G arden REDUCED to$1100 + 731-9550___________________35XX Baring 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms modem kitchen w DW microwave washshyerdryer Full floor private Victorian home Rent includes all utilities Very quiet locashytion Private entrance $1020 John 587-6937________________________________

2 BEDROOM APARTMENT INew Listings) 3 4 th amp Baring 1 MODERN WASHERDRYER $ 6 5 0 AVAILABLE JUNEJULY OTHER LOCATIONS AVAIL- ABLE FRANKLIN RENTALS 382-7368 Come one mdash come all mdash We have several a p a r tm e n ts and h o u s e s av a ilab le in Powelton Village IBR to 4BR various prices Call for help (610) 279-12052 Bedrooms available 32nd and Powelton Modem Dishwasher garbage disposal central air gas heat wall to wall carpet $650 + Util Must see (610) 279-1205 3312 HAMILTON STREET Efficiencies one and two bedroom s from $ 2 9 9 m o up Heat gas and hot water incl All apts have walk-in closets lots of windows walkingdistance to school 349-9429___________Within two blocks of Drexel Gym clean safe affordable apts avail Some with wd or deck Small well-behaved pets wel- come Call 610664-7779______________3 BR Apt-500 N 34th copySpring Garden Large rooms wood amp carpeted floors large kitchen backyard tile bath Free WD Gasheat $900+ 3866722_________________37th amp Spring Garden Huge beautiful 6 BR 2BT house Garden porch 3 fireshyplaces bay windows basem ent WD CA Great backyard $1450 bulllaquo- Call 387-1002 Available Aug 1st________________34th amp Powelton 2 BR immediate occushypancy Also 1 BR bull newly updated amp paint- ed AC backyard secure (215) 477-7186 One and two bedroom a p a r tm e n ts Powelton village HW floors 15 bath DW patio coin-op laundry in basem ent Call and leave message 624-7536

Apartments3300 Spring Garden Recently renovated bright 2 BR apt with central air gas heat new carpeting tile bath lots of extras A m ust see Convenient to bus route into city $495 + util Call Chris (609) 429-0463________________________________34th amp Arch Streets Spacious sunny one bedroom apartment Laundry facilities off s t r e e t parking Available S ep tem ber $550m onth includes heat amp hot water(610) 527-7809_______________________Newly renovated 2 BR apartment Best location Laundry facilities $650m onth includes heat and hot water AvailableSeptember (610) 527-7809____________5 BR 3 Bath apartment Garbage disposal dishwasher laundry Renovated sunny 3 7 0 7 Hamilton S t $ 1 2 5 0 + u tilities Available September (610) 527-7809 Powelton lovely 3 story townhouse 3+ BR 1 large w cathedral ceiling 2 1 2 bath basem ent backyard mod kitchen DW WD $900 + (610) 39amp06983 6 0 0 SPRING GARDEN- clean secure attractive apts Eff starting at $310 1-BR $375 2-BR $500 Heat incl 322-60413 BR-434 N 34th St Living room large kitchen tile bath free WD DW $775Includes heat 3Samp6722_______________2 BR- 38th amp Lancaster Baring Private e n tra n c e 1 large BR 1 sm all g rea t kitchen tile bath nice yard free WD Gasheat $695-t- 3866722_______________37th amp Powelton Large 3 BR apt WD large kitchen large living room Available 9 1 9 5 $875month No pets Call 387-6793________________________________37th amp Powleton Large amp small 1 BR apt Some large enough for 2 people Rents from $360 No pets Call 387679335th amp Hamilton Efficiency apt Available 9 1 9 5 $340month Heat included Nopets Cali 387-6793___________________1 BR-3406 Spring Garden St Living Room kitchen tile bath newly renovated Free WD Inexpensive gas heat $425+ 386-6722________________________________1 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Uving area Free WD DW tile bath interior security bars $550- Includes heat hot water amp cooking gas 3866722 Efficiency-3406 Spring Garden St-Perfect for 1 person Galley kitchen carpeted interior security bars gas heat $320+ 3866722 Free WD

Mallte up to $2000-$4000i- per month teaching basic conversational English abroad Japan Taiwan and S Korea Many employers provide room amp board + other benefits No teaching background or Asian languages required For more information call____ (206) 632-1146 ext J52801

D r e x e l s B e s t O n - C a m p u s H o u s i n g

LE R N ER C O U R T A P A R TM E N TS 120 N 34TH ST 3409-15 RACE ST1 B R - L a r g e B e d r o o m N ic e A p a r tm en t

2 B R - D r e a m P la c e (Sa f e N o N ig h t m a r e s )3 B R - L a r g e 1 3 L iv in g R o o m (G o o d f o r 4 p e o p l e )4 B R - B ig as a h o u se (M a id S e r v ic e E x t r a )

Serving Drexel Students needs for 50 yearsThese apartments feature Central Air amp Gas Heat

Laundry Facilities on Premises Excellent Security Very Resonable Rates Dont Worry Be Happy and SafeLive in Lemer Court Place

886-9999 (tgt 222-5406

DONrsquoT PUT UP WITH DIRTY AND DISRiPUTABLE APARTMENTS

O ur A partments are Immaculately clean W e have o ne tw o a n d three bedroom

APARTMENTS AVAILABLE FOR SEPTEMBER ISTSome have patios desks fireplaces a n d yards

OUR BUILDINGS ARE LOVELY IBSTORIC RESTORATIONS MAINTAINED TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS

OWNED AND MANAGED BY COMMUNITY RESIDENTS HEAT IS ALWAYS INCLUDED

ONE Efficiency from $375Several One Bedroomsfrom $475 Several Two Bedroomsfrom $600

UVB IN mSTORIC POWELTON VILLAGE CALL

Meridian A ssociates 387-7808

Apartments2 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Living area nice kitchen tile bath pine floors DW free WD $795 Includes heat amp hot water 386-67223 BR apt-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Patlograssy area IMng area nice kitchen 0W free WD interior security bars $975 Includes heat amp hot water 3Samp6722__________________2 BR apt 432 N 34th St-Llving room large kitchen tile bath Interior security bars small yard Free WD Gas heat$595-gt- 38^6722________________2 BR apartments-3408 Spring Garden St Under construction-wlll be ready for Sept1 1 9 9 5 If In te re s te d will give tour through-even though not complete Prices given at showing 386-6722

4 BR at 32 st for $raquoB000^onthwD WW Dishwasher Call 382-5534 3 BR Large room For $79500 Call 382-5534

33rd amp Baring 1 BR apt large enough for2 Well lit a re a availab le now $395month If Interested call (908) 874- 2723__________________A spacious attractive well maintained corshyner lot h o u se c lo se to c am p u s S e p ta c a m p u s bus line 6 BRs 2 kitchens 2 bathroom s living amp dining room full b a sem en t WD amp security alarm 35th amp Hamilton Call Jen (610)649-2732________________________32nd amp Baring Street Recently renovated bright 2BR apt Heat Included Lots of extras Avail Sept 1 $550 -f electric CallChris 6 0 raquo 4 290463 ________________1 BR- $365m onth heat Included back yard w to w carpeting amp 2 Ig c lo se ts Efficiency for rent Loft Heat amp electric included w to w carpeting Ig closet 32nd amp Baring For info please call 483-2845

Apartments2 BR apt for rent Beautiful Victorian buildshying Hardwood floor Heat Included 34th amp Race street $575month For Info please call 483-28451 BR Apt 32 amp Baring Wood floors $435 plus utilities Franklin Rentals 382-73682 BR Apt (New Listings) 34 amp Baring Modem WD $650 Available JuneJuly Other locations available Franklin Rentals 382-73683 BEDROOM APARTMENTS Several now listingsl from $700 to $1100 Call for our new tri-level listing available 9 9 5 at 34thamp Baring Franklin Rentals 382-73684 BR House 34th amp Lancaster wood floors spacious rooms available 9 9 5 $1350 Ranklin Rentals 382-7368

2 bedroom apartment September 1st 1 yr lease Full clothes washer and dryer dishshywasher garbage disposal central air and security system Owner on premises Call Tom 6 6 2 - ( ^ l $650 monmSun-filled large apt close to campus at 33rd and Baring Renovated mdash 2 bedshyrooms and den separate eat-in kitchen Hardwood floors new appliances etc Faculty m em ber owned and occupied house Sorry non-smokers only Pleasecall Dr Weiner 386-5079________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD alt utilities inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or 895-1270 Ask for ScottPOWELTON VILUGE Quaint 3 BRlsquo 1 1 2 bath central air DW WD hard wood rugs amp alamn system Available September1 $620 plus Call 657-6657___________3735 Lancaster Ave-1 BR newly renovatshyed ceramic tile kitchen amp bath ww carshypet air conditioned $400 including heat amp water 609-7780722

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MINUTES FROM DREXELS CAMPUS amp CONVENIENT TO PENN^ a c io u s modern renovated and reconditioned 1 bedroom (flats amp bi-levels) and 2 bedrooms w w carpet ceiling fans track lites AC convenient laundry facilities3 bedroom bi-^evel Spacious amp good storage 2 1 2 baths W D D W central air high efficiency gas heat w w carpet Town houses 2 bi-level bedrooms amp 1 bedroom w patio G arage 2 1 2 baths w w carpet W D D W high efficiency gas heat central air security system

bull NOW AVAILABLE FOR FAU RENTALRental office a t 32nd Street end of Povelton Avenue

(just down the block from Village Pizza)215-387-3314

Hours M onday-Friday 10 to 5 bull O pen Saturday amp Sunday

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A ffo r d a b le A p a r tm e n ts and H o u se R e n ta ls

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S ep t 3 4 1 8 B aring S t IB R $ 510 Ju n e S e p t 3301 P o w e lto n A ve IB R $360-$475

S ep t 3205 P earl S t 3B R H ouse $675 S ep t 3202 P o w e lto n A ve 3B R $10 0 0 A ug 3 512 L a n c a s te r A ve 3B R $ 850

A u g ^ e p t 4 1 0 N o 3 2 n d S t 4B R $13 0 0 S ep t 3437 L an c as te r S t 4B R H ouse $1275 S ep t 3613 W a rre n S t 4B R H ouse $13 5 0

Aug 3706 Spring G arden St 6BR $1450 A tuI many more to choose from

38716o23301 Powelton Avenue Philadelphia PA

10 The TrianglelaquoJuly 281995

ApartmentsSix bedroom apt bull 432 N 34th St Nice rooms llvfng room contemp kitchen carshypeted two tile baths free washerdryer dishwasher not a party house $1200 + 3 8 M 7 2 2 _ _ _Great room in modem house Ali amenishyties AC Great view $350 763-7000 Close to campus34xx HAMILTON ST Huge 2 BR apartshyments on tree-lined street High ceilings spacious living room eat-in kitchen full bath Rent includes heat hot water and cooking gas Must see Call nowl 21amp662- 079736 amp Powelton Ave 3 bedrooms and 25 baths Bi-level apt private entrance and backyard WD GD $950 month Studio apartment recently renovated 387-7278 Two bedroom apartment 32nd and Baring7 mln walk to school Apartnwnt has sepshyarate living room and each room has good c lose t space WD In basem en t Very secure building Available September 1 s t $550 includes heatl Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school Very clean apartment and quiet unit Large bedroom with good size clo se t WD In basem ent Very secure building Available September 1st $395 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school GREAT VIEW OF THE CITY Very clean apartm ent with high ceilings and large eat-in kitchen Separate living room WD in basement Very secure buikl- ing Available now or September 1st $415 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 n i^ t Ask for ChrisEfficiency apartment at 32 amp Baring $305 Franklin Rentals 382-73681 BEDROOM APARTMENTS (5 locations in Powelton Village and Art Museum Area) Wood floors exposed brick laundry and morel from $435 Franklin Rentals 382-7368 ____________________4 BEDROOM HOUSE 32 amp Baring Wall to Wall carpet yard $1000 Franklin Rentals382-7368 ______Sunny 2nd floor efficiency located at 3325 Spring G aarden Tiled bath and large k itchen with g a s s to v e tiled behind counter top Owner lives next door call Ray Leave message 222-6162 only $330a month (opens Sept 15)__________Large two b^room located at 3325 Spring Garden Sunny entire 3rd floor with lots of natural wood Large bath with kitchen Owner lives next door heat included Call Ray - leave a message 222-6162 $ 5 ^ a month starts Sept 1LANCASTER AVE APARTMENT mdash 2 bedshyrooms living room share cool roofdeck Modem kitchen electric amp closets in Victoshyrian building AC $500M 0 Call Ariene mdash 222-7675 (Pets OK deposit)34th and Baring - 1 BR apartm ent Well- maintained beautiful neighbortiood Safe and veiy secure Spacious Ww carpeting laundry backyard high ceilings Rent includes heat and waterl $415 222-6830Avail Sept 1 ____________________3 4 1 7 R ace S t mdash 3 B D ^ 7 2 BTF Spacious enough for 4-5 people LR LIB

Apartments Roommates For Sale ServicesDR KIT DW GD WD (free) pvt courtshyyard brk nook bask cable and all utilities included $1460mo Avail 9 1 Call (215)^5626_____________________Airy 2BR APT in Powelton Village 1 5 baths 3rd fl of owners home $565mo Includes all utilities except electricity No smoking no pets Available 9 1 9 5 (215) 387-2721POWELTON VILLAGE Quaint three bedshyroom 15 bath central air dishwasher washer w asherdryer hard wood rugs artd alarm system Available September 1 $620 plus Call 657-6657

SubletsNtee 1 BR apt 33rd amp Baring heat includshyed available immediately $550m onth387-1226 or after 5 (717) 654-2850Nice 2 BR apt at 33rd and Baring heat inc luded availab le im m ediately $ 6 7 5 m o n th 3 87-1226 or after 5 a t(717) 6 5 4 - 2 8 5 0 ____ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch W 0 One block from campus $250month 561-0572 KOREAN STUDENTS WELCOME Large room $230 small room $150 All utilities included Upper Daritgty (610)642-5837Mrs Lee^____________ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch WD One block from campus $250month 561-0572 Rooms to let mdash beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Large rooms with high ce ilin g s and w indow s Porch WasherDryer One block from campus $250 a month 561-0572______________

Roommates___Room in a beautiful very quiet Victorian house Walking distance from school safe wood floor sky lights Great place Large bedroom $250+util Available NOW Call Lance 215-382-8848 (moming and night) Leave a message2 ROOMMATES NEEDED Beginning S ep tem b er 1 Lg 3 BR 2 1 2 Bath H ouse B a sem en t Living Room Lg kitchen front amp back yards gas heat walk- in closet built-in shelf space hardwood floors high ceilings close to cam pus $26666month 1 3 utilities Call 387- 8 123 Please leave message___________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD All utilities Inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or895-1270 Ask for Scott______________ _Roommate wanted for a quiet 2 BR apt in close suburbs Kitchen Dinning Room Living Room and 1 bath WD on premisis rent $275 plus 1 2 of utilities prefer non- sm oker and relatively neat (610)284-^ 6 a _______________________Roommate wanted to share 2 br apartshyment Modem apartment Currently occushypied by one person 44th amp Spruce Veiy se cu re Partially furnished WD Only $300m o (incl heat and gas) Call 382- 7417 Leave m essage_________________2 male or female roommates needed for large house 3 floors 2 full kitchens 3 full baths washerdryer House holds 6 peo-

ESCORTS AT YOUR LOCATION

bullATTRACTIVE FRIENDLY GIRLS ALWAYS AVAILABLE

bullONE LOW PRICE INCLUDES EVERYTHING

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pie comfortably $250 + utilities 34th and Powelton CaH Jen or Mandy at 382-6830If Intefested__________________________$22Sper nwnth + utilities for room In renshyovated clean house wtth polished wooden floors and rear yard Free washerdryer exercisevMlght room ctose to Center City and cam pus Mature non-smokers preshyferred P lease call George (215) 985- 9734

For SaleFor sa le 2 S ears twin size beds (box spring w mattress) brand new $50 each1 pure wood IKEA study table with 8 big dravrars and capacity to accomodate two along with a comfortable chair 2 months okl $435 two table lamps $5 each wooden center table $10 2 Sears dining stools $10 each Call 222-3382 leave a mes-

Tone Worshippers Unite Guitar - Martin OM - 28 Vint^e re-issue Pristine $2750 - new Yours for $1500 Call (302) 655-7954_______________________________Fumlture amp Sears carpet cleaner-good con- ditton worilts great Also Desk $49 Darit colonial pine 2-door cabinet w 2-level hutch $79 Lamptable $29- or best offer3 866634 ____________________________Moving Sale Printer (HP Desk Jet 500 1 1 2 ) Negotiable $120 IKEA bed (single bed frame with bed storage boxes matshytress) $60 Metal chair (light-blue 1 1 2) $4 each Girlrsquos bike (2 1 2 ) $35 Floor lamp $6 Plastic small desk (white 1 12-yr-old) Call (215) 382-5020_____________

For Sale Bike $35 Stereo $35 Mattress $30 Desk lamp $6 Please contact NancyO 222-3681_________________________Fumiture-Kltchen table-mariale curcular top$39 lamptable $10 3866634________Air Conditioner 5000BTU 3 months oldAsking $175 Call 482-5687____________Two Apple Macintosh SErsquos (one monitor only) software installed Call (609)727-4033 ask for Jay or Erin________________

FURNITURE FOR SALE Matching couch loveseat amp chair Earth tone colors Will sell separately or as a set Asking price $120 (for all three) or best offer Call 387-8123 Please leave message___________MODEM 9600 Baud MNPV 42V 42bis $30 Call 351-6289________________

Lingerie Chest DK Oak Veneer 6 drawers Dimensions 165 x 175 (w) x 50 (h)$35 Call 351-6285___________________Rolltop desk w chair DK Brown Veneer gold hardware w 8 drawers Dimensions 4 2 rsquo x 2 0 rsquo X 4 0 rsquo (h)$35 Call 351-6289 Bowling Balls mdash Hammers Burgandy 16 tbs purchased from 1994 Long Island Open Pro Tour Never been resurfaced bull $40 Blue Pear - Great dry lane bailSpace ball Also good on sloopy oil conditions bull Never been resurfaced bull $30 Call Dave 9610-2844568________________________Queen-Size sofa sleeper great for studio or small room - $200 Also small chest-of- drawers and desk - $25 each Everything for $225 Call 895-2493 ask for JimMAC SE30 Must sell ASAP 4MB RAM 40MB HD upgradable + 144 faxmodem

travel bag -i- security locks (especially good for dormitory use ) -f tons of games utils packages -f m anuals Asking for$800 OBO Call 382-8628_____________MOVING SALE ASAP TVVCR com bo (150) humidifier (15) answering machine (20) Panasonic electric typewriter (spellshychecking thesaurus built-in memory) (100) telephone (10) coolwarm fan (5) Pest Raider (5) food cart + ta s te r (5) Call (215) 382-8628 and leave a message Solid wood desk $25 IKEA clothes rack $40 long couch $20 beginners acoustic guitar $10 Call Frank at 387-6880 after7 p m ____________ ________________

Mac stuff (2) SEs 4MEI ram 30 or 40 MB HD SCSI drives 20 to 300MB intershynalexternal Software (eg Math CAD D eltaG raph SUM II e tc ) 2 5 MHz

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INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS-VISITORS DV-1 Greencard Program by US Immigratton Legal Services Tel (818) 882-9681 (881) 9 98-4425 2 0 2 3 1 Stagg St Canoga Park CA 91306 Monday-Sunday 10 am-10 p m ____________________________H ER^Lire INDEPENDENT DISTRIBUTOR Call me for p ro d u c ts or opportun ity (215)602-2009 Lve Msg_________ _

Help WantedEASY WORK- EXCELLENT PAY mailing prodshyucts Send SASE to INTL 2221 Peachtree Road NE Suite D-415 A tlanta GA^309^______________________C ruise -S h ips Hiring - Earn up to $2000+month Worid travel Seasonal amp full-time positions No exp necessary For info call 1-2066340468 ext C52804Part time helper- to assist property owner in maintaining several properties Duties include weeding cleaning ap tartm ents between move Ins sweeping pavements etc Approx 20 hours weekly $7 00hour 3 866722 ___

Lost amp FoundHELP Lost a small purple-striped hard- backed lsquo A d d re ss e s rsquo book in Com m onwealth around 7 1 0 P le a se retum to Creese 212 (Dr Fuller) THANKS

AnnouncementsFree Financial Aid Over $6 billion in private sector grants amp scholarships is now availshyable All students are eligible regardless of grades income or parents income Let us help Call Student Rnancial Services 1- 800-26S6495 ext F52802Looking for ways to have fun amp make a difshyference this summer The Office of Student Community Services (Creese 223) has a list of summer cam ps amp programs tha t need YOUR help Cali 895-2158 or 1522for more info __________Turkish Cultural Club m eets 1 st amp 3rd Thursdays of the month 330pm at 3034 MacAlister HallRight here at Drexel- Dr Fields will be workshying with 8th graders from local schools- improving their math skills If you would like to volunteer to help please call Linda Arendt at 895-2158 or stop by at Creese 223 _ROC Movie Festival sponsored by the Republic of China Student Association Time 7-9pm Daily 7 3 1 to 8 6 PlaceNesbitt Hall 1st floor ___COOP JAPAN Opportunities in Japan availshyable to engineering science CIST majors US c itizen s or p erm an en t re s id e n ts Stipend plus airfare provided Must apply well in advance and be able to complete at least two terms of Japanese Information 895-2192 or 895-2499

Personals[Your name] mdash You don t need magic What you need is a long hard phatas-magoric fuck [N ^am e] __________Damn it my name is not Brian ____TEQ 13th was great Looking forward to Saturday See you then WBDNA YOY BM Pookie The past few weelis have been incredible although I couldve lived without the video camera Thanks for trying and for ail you do I love you - kiska PS Kiss myleft butt cheeky _________________There is a Fine Line between looking outfor Yourself and being^Ifisji^___________Hey Mary (Mary) Janet (Planet) Jared (Rainbow) and Byron (BYRON) Whatever h^penned to_SPQR^the whitest oneIs it just me or does this terni suck assB _________ _ _ ^Myke thanks for being suclv a great Big Brother I promise fun times are to follow Ilove you^man Your lil sis - Colleen______Irene long time no write h ere s to two weeks of fun a month off then the fun starts right back up same times different place love you - nick

The Triangle July 281995laquo11

K a r a o k e n i g h t a t R e x rsquosW h y a re th e y c a lle d F iv e -E ig h t W h a t w a s o n ta p G e t o j f y o u r ass a n d g o n e x t tim e

BradWibleEntertainment Editor

Stop wasting your money So many of us have done our part filling the stadium s for the chance to sit a hundred yards from a band who after years of doing so doesnrsquot really need $40 per ticket

W ithout question the Vet exists solely to be empty during the NFL playoffs not for the dilutshyed em otion of stadium anthems

The Spectrum is for homosexual hockey stars and dunking on the home team not musical candy for10000 people

Rexrsquos in West Chester is where big concert vicshytims can go for reprogram m ing and sp iritual enlightenment

The small size o f this bar translates into super low cover charges realistic non-stadium priced beverages and m ost im portantly music in which microphones and severe amplifishycation are luxuries not necessishyties

If enough o f you make the trip out they may someday even be able to stop using plastic

T h e r e s t o f th e w o rld ^s f r o n t m e n

c a n o h I d o n t k n o w s h o o t

th e m s e lv e s in th e h e a d a t th e h e ig h t

o f th e ir p o p u la r i ty

cups I can dream canrsquot IBy the most divine of intershy

ventions I was privileged enough to see the Athens Georgia band Five-Eight at Rexrsquos on Thursday July 20 GV and The Dusters playing one song with words and Moped an elecshytric bicycle opened

Listening to Five-Eightrsquos album s I was im mediately

struck with the rarest of feelings the intense desire to experience at any cost one of their live shows That in my world is the highest complishym ent you can pay a band

Finally after wearing my tapes thin from use I had my opportushynity

After witnessshying lead singerguitarist Mike Mantionersquos fronting of this four- man wall of sound the rest of the worldrsquos front men can oh I donrsquot know shoot themselves in the head at the height of their popularity

Mantionersquos energy and range of emotions expressed through the lyrics delivery and guitar rem inded me of m adm an-in- residence P T Brsquockly of local

PATTIY TORNOSfcy RBcortfs

The worlds only known photo of th e living proof th a t S ea Monkeys if fed the proper diet of aerosol c h e e se on used Band-Alds can grow to enonnous s izes with personalized hair styles

death-hip-hop greats UbisuntThe stage at Rexrsquos a foot high

and within pissing distance of every spot in the house was home this night for one of the most incredible (probably typishycal for the band) displays of the expressive power of music

Better than therapy (I really want some if anyone is interestshyed) Five-Eight simultaneously enraged depressed inspired and disturbed me

Runaway Mack truck ram shypages gave way to subtle shifts in volume and inflection employshy

ing dynamics and tempo like the great band they are I heard the story of my life when they played ldquoKaraokerdquo although they were kind enough to leave out the really inhuman nasty parts lest I lose my shit and kill (just likeOJ mdash ldquokut da bitchrdquo)

My only gripe is that I didnrsquot get to hear ldquoWhat They Didrdquo the song which I hum to myself m ore than any since ldquoJimmy Crack Comrdquo

Finally when the show was winding down Mantione was left alone on stage where he

closed with ldquoWeirdordquo doing as much with four minutes and a guitar as is humanly possible The memory of that song alone will be enough to brighten many days to come

Two great tastes that taste great together Five-Eight and Rexrsquos are both worthy of your adoration and should be praised and lauded for the true greatness they represent greater than anyshything you and I with our weakshyness of mind body and soul can hope ever to achieve

I can admit it Can you

Join the FanclubT h e y r e n o t fa n c y h u t t h e y k n o w th e ir w a y a r o u n d a p o p lo ve song

Damn SEPTA strike

Brad WibleEntertainment Editor

Theyrsquove killed men just to watch them die And then they woke up

Teenage Fanclub everyonersquos favorite Scottish four-piece pop rock love song band is back on the scene striMng the rock and roll posture for their most recent release Grand Prix a tribute to M ario A ndretti who always drove his car well

Teenage Fanclub named for the bandrsquos affinity for 17 year- old slutty Catholic school girls (I think itrsquos legal to bang them in Scotland) made their first big splash on the music scene with

NITIN VADUKULDGC Records

their 1991 release Bandwagon- esque If that album touched you in places your bathing suit covshyered th e re rsquos a pre tty good chance that Grand Prix just m ight get to th ird base Hey man smell my finger

The songs are by no means complicated They possess that simple pop quality that made the early Beatles so popular Grand Prix is an exercise in the effective use of easy electric guitar and bass

Try this at home make an electric guitar listen to the album and learn to play it Itrsquos easier than you think In no way do I mean this as an insult More

bands could take a lesson and cut out all the bullshit that is ftm for a few listens only to sound contrived after a month Just for spice theyrsquove tossed in occasionshyal strings piano and horns The result is a very basic yet catchy album to put on and bounce your cat to

The lyrics are founded on the bandrsquos desire to be honest about the joy and pain found in life and its complex relationships The nervous breakdown of a friend is chronicled in ldquoTearsrdquo

ldquoNeil Jungrdquo is about neither the psychoanalyst nor the 97 year-old guitar rocker but about a friend having a relationship with a crazy woman 1 wonder what that would be like Poorguy

Grand Prix is not for those of you who make it a point to never buy an album unless it is ground breaking and different (aU six of you) Donrsquot let that stop you If there is a spot in your heart that needs to feel the bittersweet tickshyle of poppy love songs look no further In fact get your Christmas shopping done early Your Uncle Tippy is a huge fan

Music A A A

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Produced by David Bianco DGC Records

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12 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

Entertainment

T e s to s te ro n e c in e m a

RICHARD BiMSHARDHollywood Pictures

Itrsquos all about justice And helmets And chicks And Zippo lighters hanging from my shoulder

Aaron SchantzStaff Writer

Sylvester Stallone has come a long way from the days of Rocky and Rambo Hersquos tried his hand at comedies Stop Or M y Mom Will Shoot) and has returned to his forte of action movies

This summ er Stallone picks up the big guns and this time dons a helm et and a flying motorcycle for the comic book based Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd for those of you

who donrsquot know (or donrsquot care) is based on a popu la r British comic book about a post-apoca- lyptic city of the future where the police are the judge jury and often executioner all in one

The movie received a lo t of hype from disgruntled fans who were upset over Dredd removing his helmet

In the com ic D redd never once show ed his ugly m ug However the producers felt they couldnrsquot cast such a well-known

actor for the part without showshying his face But I have to side with fans on this one

In the m ovie we on ly see Stallone ldquoJudgingrdquo for a b rief time before hersquos stripped of his badge and kicked out of Mega City One

From th e re on i t rsquos ju st Stallone in a future action flick loosely based on a p o p u la r com ic If n o t for a few of D re d d rsquos m ost fam ous o p p o shynents the ABC robot and Mean

Machine (albeit in minor roles) the movie could have been just about any post- apocalyptic sci-fi sh o o t rsquoem up p y ro techn ic thriller

But herersquos where we make the d is t in c tio n betw een ju s t any thriller and Judge Dredd Anyone can write a futuristiff movie with big explosions and lots of stunts bu t making one fluent enjoyshyable and with a decent script is not such an easy task Dredd is the latter of the two

T he story gets underw ay alm ost immediately and wersquore th row n into a sinister p lo t of deception and lust for power w herein D red d is fram ed stripped of his badge and mercishyfully sent to prison (as opposed to being executed on the spot)

After that the movie becomes more predictable but you wonrsquot notice because your brain has gone into neutral and yoursquore just admiring the outstanding special effects and action sequences

I wouldnrsquot be taken seriously as a writer if I didnrsquot make some reference to Stallonersquos last sci-fi action movie Demolition Man A nd even th o u g h Taco Bell didnrsquot have some corny marketshying tie-in there were plenty of other similarities

S tallone was the le thal enforcer of a futuristic city with a beautiful and playful female cop companion and a villain tied very closely to the hero

All have a bitter aftertaste of Demolition M an But the huge scope of Dredd the action and the amazing sets place Dredd far above the sterile utopia depicted in Demolition Man

I didnrsquot even make a connecshy

tio n betw een the two movies until the climactic battle scene at the end Dredd dukes it out with his evil coun terpart Rico in a scene and set taken alm ost directly out of the cryo-prison scene from Demolition Man

T he m ovie is over sho rtly after leaving some issues unreshysolved And unfortunately there is even the predictable and out o f ch a rac ter H ershey Kiss thrown in at the end

The movie could have been better had the producers stuck m ore closely to the comic and avoided sim ilarities to Demoshylition M an H ow ever had S tallone no t played D redd 1 probably w ouldnrsquot have made any connection

Still Stallone does an excelshylen t job as D redd and no expense was spared in making this a fantastic movie to watch

If you are in the m ood for some blast-it-up action with a not too shabby plot and a slack lipped actor yelling ldquoI am the lawrdquo at five minute intervals I w ould s trong ly recom m end going to see Judge Dredd

I even liked this movie better than that other summ er comic book-based movie But th a trsquos p robably because it was over hyped and a little too far fetched for me Would someone explain how at the end the caped crusadshyer happens to fall faster than the other two people hersquos saving

Film A A A

Judge Dredd Sylvester Stallone Joan Chen Max Von Sydow

D irected by Danny Cannon Hollywood Pictures

A hot cool listenA voice you could marry not to mention feminism poetry and jazzBradWibleEntertainment Editor

Knowing how students at this university are interested in the im p o rtan ce to the changing world of the em powerment of women (ldquoWhatrsquos that and how can it improve my resumerdquo) I know that the album Zipless by Vanessa Daou will surely find a welcome spot in the stereo at all of the hippest way-cool ldquoIrsquom a brother hererdquo parties

The lyrics for Zipless are taken from Becoming Light a collecshytio n o f poem s by Erica Jong Jong perhaps most famous for her book Fear o f Flying has been one of the loudest literary voices of the past three decades p ro shym oting the sexual and social freedom of w om en and in a greater sense of people in genershyal Jong even contributed a new poem ldquoSmokerdquo a recollection of rsquo60s drug culture

Working closely with Jong Vanessa Daou wrote and sang all the songs while her husband

Peter played all the instruments an d hand led th e p ro d u c tio n duties The result is a smoother- th a n -sm o o th a lbum of jazzdance music with some of the greatest lyrics Irsquove heard in a while (at least since I got my hearing back after that problem I had with head pressure)

On ldquoSunday Afternoonsrdquo the softness of Vanessarsquos voice seeps into your ears telling of the bitshytersweet taste of longing obsesshysively for a lover to the point of making oneself sick My deepest sympathy to anyone condemned to such an existence

ldquoBecoming A Nunrdquo builds to the lines ldquoIrsquom m arching over cobblestones like heads of men I have knownrdquo

My favorite song by far is ldquoAlcestis On The Poetry Circuitrdquo The song opens with the lines ldquoThe best slave does not need to be beaten She beats hershyselfrdquo The verses that follow tell the sad but too true story of beautiful intelligent women

w ho still m a in ta in te rr ib ly warped self images in which they see no th ing b u t ugliness and inadequacy C halk it up to a male dominated society or bad oysters itrsquos still a shame

The lyrics are delivered in soft hushed tones creating a balanced sound and allowing the d ru m s and bass to ca rry the music while improv instruments riff around the words 1 recomshymend this album to anyone who w ants a tru ly cool listen with lyrics which d o n rsquot insult your taste or intelligence

Maybe an even better tactic would be mandatory listening by everyone resulting in reassured women less men with knuckles dragging on the ground and a better life for everyone in genershyal Irsquom sure you lose sleep over it

Music A A A A

MICHAa HALSBANDMCM Records

Produced by Peter Daou reg $ 1 0 0 0 0 0 of operations over a five year periodMCA Recofds The Fonz is looking b e tte r than ever They look sooooo real

bullraquoThe TriangleraquoJuly 281995

bull Carly Simon With Special guests Daryl Hall and John Oates perform at the Mann Music Center For info call 589-2706

ldquoStories whatever their nature may be harmful or useful depending upon the listenerrdquo- Giovanni Boccaccio

Saturdaybull SEPTAS Anmial Bus and

Maintmanco Roidoo held today at Veteranrsquos Stadium parking lot from 8a to 2p including games pony rides a disc ]ocl(eyanda display of classic buses

bull Walking tours of the Falrmount Watoiworks areavailable every Thursday and Saturday in the sumshymer for $2 Meet at The Philadelphia Museum of Artrsquos west entrance at 1 p

1 CABrsquoS stunmnr activiltot r iMOit Is posted fn the buir

lean boards in front of the CAB office and the USGA office

Walking tows of flio

areavailable every Wednesday and Sunday in the summer for $2 Meet at The Philadelphia Museum of Artrsquos west entrance at Ip

f NJSmitli Coiiiat Bind

Joum ^ Big Sounds for the Big Bands in an outdoor concert hekl at The Atwater Kent Museum 15 South 7th Street from 1130a to 130p Admission free For more info call 922-3031

SatuiilayThoPiiilaiialpliia Ballot Tboatni pratonis Vaganova Fastival with stars of the Bolshoi Ballet performing excerpts from Don Quixote La Bayadere and Le Corsaire Show starts at 4p Tickets $15 adults $10 stushydents seniors and children Call Upstages at 545-0590

i jw H k m m n u ik CiiltHiil Logasy opens in fr Camden at The Walt Whitman Cultural Arts Center and The Stedman Art Gallery The exhibit which runs through Oct 7 conshynects the arts of painting collage drawing and phoshytography with the art of jazL For info call (609) 964- 8300 or (609) 225-6245

bull Celalinte Wednesday nigMs at the Philadelpiiia Museum of Art with live music films tours and food and drink Open until 845p For info call 684-7860

A t t e n t i o n s t u d e n t

o r g a n i z a t i o n s

y o u r a d c o u l d h e r e f o r

T h e T r ia n g le

Heres the deal if youre an officially registered student organization drop off your camera- ready ad at The Triangle 3010 MacAlister Hall for each Fridays paper by the Wednesday

before at 5 pm Include the name of your student organization and a contact name and number The ads must lie 48 inches wide by 35 inches tall

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7 Saltpeter 2 IVIorning Wood

6 Jafar 1 Impotence

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Thought for the WeekHaagen Daz may not be able fo take the place of a good friend but it sure tastes a lot betterAries (Mar 21-Apr 19) Youwill be visited by Zoltan King of the Gypsies Convince him of your loyalty by offering him your finest tambourineIburus (Apr 20-AAoy 20) You will have a frank and open discussion with your grandfashyther about what life was like in the old days Ask him how people survived in the days before the advent of cable TV Gemini (May 21-June 21) You will end up in therapy after your mother throws away your security blanket This weekend Join a support groupGincer (June 22-July 22) It isfinally time to moke your move on that special someone Make sure to be subtle yet bold with your actions Try spilling coffee in his or her lap and offering to clean it upLeo (July 23-Aug 22) Though your friend will veheshymently deny this he is really a Russian spy sent here to observe American vodka conshysumption techniques Force him to watch Yakov Smirnoff videos until he confessesVirgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) You will realize that your ice fishing trip was a mistake when you remember that it is still summer Be sure to bring a towelLibra (Sept 23-Oct 23) Make a resolution to use words such as pontificate and preamble in daily conshyversation Your friends will be impressed with your loquashyciousnessScorpio (Oct 24-Nov 21)Listen to your inner child and buy that trampoline youve been eyeingSagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)Inform your local Allstate represhysentative that your auto insurshyance is too high by parking your car on his desk Be sure to bring along your deductible Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) You will be asked to take one of the greatest responsibilities that any red-blooded American can take when you ore selectshyed to fill out a TV Viewing survey Remember your civic duty mdash dont let Gilligan downAquarius (Jon 20-Feb 18)Move into your boss office when he goes out for lunch When he returns be sure to remind him of those photos you have of him and the presishydents daughter Dont forget to ask for a raisePisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)Ringo Starr will hold you at gunpoint insisting that you declare him the most talented member of the Fab Four Try

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IndexThe Triangle Classifieds are sepashyrated into 11 available classificashytions in the order below If you cannot find a heading there are no ads of that type in this weekrsquos newspaper

ApartmentsSubletsRoonunatesFor SaleWantedText BooksServicesHelp WantedLost amp FoundAnnouncementsPersonals

Placing ClassifiedsThe deadline for placing a

classified ad is 500 pm on the Tuesday of the week of the issue in which you want your ad to appear

Forms must be completed in full and writing should be legishyble

If there are no copies of the classified form available write your ad on a full sheet of paper Include your name organization phone num ber and address If you are a Drexel student please include your student num ber Always make note of the date the ad was placed and the section in which you wish the ad to be placed Be sure to sign your name

In PersonO ur office is 3010 MacAlister Hall

MaUThe Triangle Attn Classifieds Manager 32nd 8c Chestnut Streets Philadelphia PA 19104

FaxThe Triangle Fax number is (215) 895-5935 If your ad is a paid ad a copy o f the check or money order should be faxed and the orig ina l should be m ailed or dropped ofif in person

Costs amp LimitsDREXEL ADVERTISERSCost FREE Exceptions normal ad rates apply for personal busishynesses and apartmentsLimits 2 classified ads per person per issue with a 40 word maxishymum for each Personals have a 25 word maximum Ads will be edUed for length

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ApartmentsFabulous NY loft-style renovatloni 6 Br 2 Bt full mod kit ww carpet central air economical gas appliances huge roofdecK washerdryer Avail Sept 1 35th amp Spring Garden REDUCED to $1250 + 731-9550 38XX L a n caste r 6 Br 3 Bth ea t-in idtchen large living room coinop laundry old pool table $1100month September1 Cali 483-239510 nronth leaseNice 2 bedroom apt for rent Large nwd- em Fenced^n backyard garbage disposal 32nd amp Powelton Call Jay or Erin laquo (215)386-1872____________________________BRIGHT NEWLY RENOVATED 5BR 2BT HOME full mod kit ww carpet central air econom ical g as app liances landshyscaped backyard washerdryer storage basement Avail Sept 1 possibly earlier 3 2 n d amp Spring G arden REDUCED to$1100 + 731-9550___________________35XX Baring 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms modem kitchen w DW microwave washshyerdryer Full floor private Victorian home Rent includes all utilities Very quiet locashytion Private entrance $1020 John 587-6937________________________________

2 BEDROOM APARTMENT INew Listings) 3 4 th amp Baring 1 MODERN WASHERDRYER $ 6 5 0 AVAILABLE JUNEJULY OTHER LOCATIONS AVAIL- ABLE FRANKLIN RENTALS 382-7368 Come one mdash come all mdash We have several a p a r tm e n ts and h o u s e s av a ilab le in Powelton Village IBR to 4BR various prices Call for help (610) 279-12052 Bedrooms available 32nd and Powelton Modem Dishwasher garbage disposal central air gas heat wall to wall carpet $650 + Util Must see (610) 279-1205 3312 HAMILTON STREET Efficiencies one and two bedroom s from $ 2 9 9 m o up Heat gas and hot water incl All apts have walk-in closets lots of windows walkingdistance to school 349-9429___________Within two blocks of Drexel Gym clean safe affordable apts avail Some with wd or deck Small well-behaved pets wel- come Call 610664-7779______________3 BR Apt-500 N 34th copySpring Garden Large rooms wood amp carpeted floors large kitchen backyard tile bath Free WD Gasheat $900+ 3866722_________________37th amp Spring Garden Huge beautiful 6 BR 2BT house Garden porch 3 fireshyplaces bay windows basem ent WD CA Great backyard $1450 bulllaquo- Call 387-1002 Available Aug 1st________________34th amp Powelton 2 BR immediate occushypancy Also 1 BR bull newly updated amp paint- ed AC backyard secure (215) 477-7186 One and two bedroom a p a r tm e n ts Powelton village HW floors 15 bath DW patio coin-op laundry in basem ent Call and leave message 624-7536

Apartments3300 Spring Garden Recently renovated bright 2 BR apt with central air gas heat new carpeting tile bath lots of extras A m ust see Convenient to bus route into city $495 + util Call Chris (609) 429-0463________________________________34th amp Arch Streets Spacious sunny one bedroom apartment Laundry facilities off s t r e e t parking Available S ep tem ber $550m onth includes heat amp hot water(610) 527-7809_______________________Newly renovated 2 BR apartment Best location Laundry facilities $650m onth includes heat and hot water AvailableSeptember (610) 527-7809____________5 BR 3 Bath apartment Garbage disposal dishwasher laundry Renovated sunny 3 7 0 7 Hamilton S t $ 1 2 5 0 + u tilities Available September (610) 527-7809 Powelton lovely 3 story townhouse 3+ BR 1 large w cathedral ceiling 2 1 2 bath basem ent backyard mod kitchen DW WD $900 + (610) 39amp06983 6 0 0 SPRING GARDEN- clean secure attractive apts Eff starting at $310 1-BR $375 2-BR $500 Heat incl 322-60413 BR-434 N 34th St Living room large kitchen tile bath free WD DW $775Includes heat 3Samp6722_______________2 BR- 38th amp Lancaster Baring Private e n tra n c e 1 large BR 1 sm all g rea t kitchen tile bath nice yard free WD Gasheat $695-t- 3866722_______________37th amp Powelton Large 3 BR apt WD large kitchen large living room Available 9 1 9 5 $875month No pets Call 387-6793________________________________37th amp Powleton Large amp small 1 BR apt Some large enough for 2 people Rents from $360 No pets Call 387679335th amp Hamilton Efficiency apt Available 9 1 9 5 $340month Heat included Nopets Cali 387-6793___________________1 BR-3406 Spring Garden St Living Room kitchen tile bath newly renovated Free WD Inexpensive gas heat $425+ 386-6722________________________________1 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Uving area Free WD DW tile bath interior security bars $550- Includes heat hot water amp cooking gas 3866722 Efficiency-3406 Spring Garden St-Perfect for 1 person Galley kitchen carpeted interior security bars gas heat $320+ 3866722 Free WD

Mallte up to $2000-$4000i- per month teaching basic conversational English abroad Japan Taiwan and S Korea Many employers provide room amp board + other benefits No teaching background or Asian languages required For more information call____ (206) 632-1146 ext J52801

D r e x e l s B e s t O n - C a m p u s H o u s i n g

LE R N ER C O U R T A P A R TM E N TS 120 N 34TH ST 3409-15 RACE ST1 B R - L a r g e B e d r o o m N ic e A p a r tm en t

2 B R - D r e a m P la c e (Sa f e N o N ig h t m a r e s )3 B R - L a r g e 1 3 L iv in g R o o m (G o o d f o r 4 p e o p l e )4 B R - B ig as a h o u se (M a id S e r v ic e E x t r a )

Serving Drexel Students needs for 50 yearsThese apartments feature Central Air amp Gas Heat

Laundry Facilities on Premises Excellent Security Very Resonable Rates Dont Worry Be Happy and SafeLive in Lemer Court Place

886-9999 (tgt 222-5406

DONrsquoT PUT UP WITH DIRTY AND DISRiPUTABLE APARTMENTS

O ur A partments are Immaculately clean W e have o ne tw o a n d three bedroom

APARTMENTS AVAILABLE FOR SEPTEMBER ISTSome have patios desks fireplaces a n d yards

OUR BUILDINGS ARE LOVELY IBSTORIC RESTORATIONS MAINTAINED TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS

OWNED AND MANAGED BY COMMUNITY RESIDENTS HEAT IS ALWAYS INCLUDED

ONE Efficiency from $375Several One Bedroomsfrom $475 Several Two Bedroomsfrom $600

UVB IN mSTORIC POWELTON VILLAGE CALL

Meridian A ssociates 387-7808

Apartments2 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Living area nice kitchen tile bath pine floors DW free WD $795 Includes heat amp hot water 386-67223 BR apt-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Patlograssy area IMng area nice kitchen 0W free WD interior security bars $975 Includes heat amp hot water 3Samp6722__________________2 BR apt 432 N 34th St-Llving room large kitchen tile bath Interior security bars small yard Free WD Gas heat$595-gt- 38^6722________________2 BR apartments-3408 Spring Garden St Under construction-wlll be ready for Sept1 1 9 9 5 If In te re s te d will give tour through-even though not complete Prices given at showing 386-6722

4 BR at 32 st for $raquoB000^onthwD WW Dishwasher Call 382-5534 3 BR Large room For $79500 Call 382-5534

33rd amp Baring 1 BR apt large enough for2 Well lit a re a availab le now $395month If Interested call (908) 874- 2723__________________A spacious attractive well maintained corshyner lot h o u se c lo se to c am p u s S e p ta c a m p u s bus line 6 BRs 2 kitchens 2 bathroom s living amp dining room full b a sem en t WD amp security alarm 35th amp Hamilton Call Jen (610)649-2732________________________32nd amp Baring Street Recently renovated bright 2BR apt Heat Included Lots of extras Avail Sept 1 $550 -f electric CallChris 6 0 raquo 4 290463 ________________1 BR- $365m onth heat Included back yard w to w carpeting amp 2 Ig c lo se ts Efficiency for rent Loft Heat amp electric included w to w carpeting Ig closet 32nd amp Baring For info please call 483-2845

Apartments2 BR apt for rent Beautiful Victorian buildshying Hardwood floor Heat Included 34th amp Race street $575month For Info please call 483-28451 BR Apt 32 amp Baring Wood floors $435 plus utilities Franklin Rentals 382-73682 BR Apt (New Listings) 34 amp Baring Modem WD $650 Available JuneJuly Other locations available Franklin Rentals 382-73683 BEDROOM APARTMENTS Several now listingsl from $700 to $1100 Call for our new tri-level listing available 9 9 5 at 34thamp Baring Franklin Rentals 382-73684 BR House 34th amp Lancaster wood floors spacious rooms available 9 9 5 $1350 Ranklin Rentals 382-7368

2 bedroom apartment September 1st 1 yr lease Full clothes washer and dryer dishshywasher garbage disposal central air and security system Owner on premises Call Tom 6 6 2 - ( ^ l $650 monmSun-filled large apt close to campus at 33rd and Baring Renovated mdash 2 bedshyrooms and den separate eat-in kitchen Hardwood floors new appliances etc Faculty m em ber owned and occupied house Sorry non-smokers only Pleasecall Dr Weiner 386-5079________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD alt utilities inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or 895-1270 Ask for ScottPOWELTON VILUGE Quaint 3 BRlsquo 1 1 2 bath central air DW WD hard wood rugs amp alamn system Available September1 $620 plus Call 657-6657___________3735 Lancaster Ave-1 BR newly renovatshyed ceramic tile kitchen amp bath ww carshypet air conditioned $400 including heat amp water 609-7780722

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MINUTES FROM DREXELS CAMPUS amp CONVENIENT TO PENN^ a c io u s modern renovated and reconditioned 1 bedroom (flats amp bi-levels) and 2 bedrooms w w carpet ceiling fans track lites AC convenient laundry facilities3 bedroom bi-^evel Spacious amp good storage 2 1 2 baths W D D W central air high efficiency gas heat w w carpet Town houses 2 bi-level bedrooms amp 1 bedroom w patio G arage 2 1 2 baths w w carpet W D D W high efficiency gas heat central air security system

bull NOW AVAILABLE FOR FAU RENTALRental office a t 32nd Street end of Povelton Avenue

(just down the block from Village Pizza)215-387-3314

Hours M onday-Friday 10 to 5 bull O pen Saturday amp Sunday

S p e c i a l i z i n g i n

H o u s i n g f o r t h e

D r e x e l C o m m u n i t y

A ffo r d a b le A p a r tm e n ts and H o u se R e n ta ls

M an y to c h o o s e fro m

S ep t 3 4 1 8 B aring S t IB R $ 510 Ju n e S e p t 3301 P o w e lto n A ve IB R $360-$475

S ep t 3205 P earl S t 3B R H ouse $675 S ep t 3202 P o w e lto n A ve 3B R $10 0 0 A ug 3 512 L a n c a s te r A ve 3B R $ 850

A u g ^ e p t 4 1 0 N o 3 2 n d S t 4B R $13 0 0 S ep t 3437 L an c as te r S t 4B R H ouse $1275 S ep t 3613 W a rre n S t 4B R H ouse $13 5 0

Aug 3706 Spring G arden St 6BR $1450 A tuI many more to choose from

38716o23301 Powelton Avenue Philadelphia PA

10 The TrianglelaquoJuly 281995

ApartmentsSix bedroom apt bull 432 N 34th St Nice rooms llvfng room contemp kitchen carshypeted two tile baths free washerdryer dishwasher not a party house $1200 + 3 8 M 7 2 2 _ _ _Great room in modem house Ali amenishyties AC Great view $350 763-7000 Close to campus34xx HAMILTON ST Huge 2 BR apartshyments on tree-lined street High ceilings spacious living room eat-in kitchen full bath Rent includes heat hot water and cooking gas Must see Call nowl 21amp662- 079736 amp Powelton Ave 3 bedrooms and 25 baths Bi-level apt private entrance and backyard WD GD $950 month Studio apartment recently renovated 387-7278 Two bedroom apartment 32nd and Baring7 mln walk to school Apartnwnt has sepshyarate living room and each room has good c lose t space WD In basem en t Very secure building Available September 1 s t $550 includes heatl Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school Very clean apartment and quiet unit Large bedroom with good size clo se t WD In basem ent Very secure building Available September 1st $395 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school GREAT VIEW OF THE CITY Very clean apartm ent with high ceilings and large eat-in kitchen Separate living room WD in basement Very secure buikl- ing Available now or September 1st $415 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 n i^ t Ask for ChrisEfficiency apartment at 32 amp Baring $305 Franklin Rentals 382-73681 BEDROOM APARTMENTS (5 locations in Powelton Village and Art Museum Area) Wood floors exposed brick laundry and morel from $435 Franklin Rentals 382-7368 ____________________4 BEDROOM HOUSE 32 amp Baring Wall to Wall carpet yard $1000 Franklin Rentals382-7368 ______Sunny 2nd floor efficiency located at 3325 Spring G aarden Tiled bath and large k itchen with g a s s to v e tiled behind counter top Owner lives next door call Ray Leave message 222-6162 only $330a month (opens Sept 15)__________Large two b^room located at 3325 Spring Garden Sunny entire 3rd floor with lots of natural wood Large bath with kitchen Owner lives next door heat included Call Ray - leave a message 222-6162 $ 5 ^ a month starts Sept 1LANCASTER AVE APARTMENT mdash 2 bedshyrooms living room share cool roofdeck Modem kitchen electric amp closets in Victoshyrian building AC $500M 0 Call Ariene mdash 222-7675 (Pets OK deposit)34th and Baring - 1 BR apartm ent Well- maintained beautiful neighbortiood Safe and veiy secure Spacious Ww carpeting laundry backyard high ceilings Rent includes heat and waterl $415 222-6830Avail Sept 1 ____________________3 4 1 7 R ace S t mdash 3 B D ^ 7 2 BTF Spacious enough for 4-5 people LR LIB

Apartments Roommates For Sale ServicesDR KIT DW GD WD (free) pvt courtshyyard brk nook bask cable and all utilities included $1460mo Avail 9 1 Call (215)^5626_____________________Airy 2BR APT in Powelton Village 1 5 baths 3rd fl of owners home $565mo Includes all utilities except electricity No smoking no pets Available 9 1 9 5 (215) 387-2721POWELTON VILLAGE Quaint three bedshyroom 15 bath central air dishwasher washer w asherdryer hard wood rugs artd alarm system Available September 1 $620 plus Call 657-6657

SubletsNtee 1 BR apt 33rd amp Baring heat includshyed available immediately $550m onth387-1226 or after 5 (717) 654-2850Nice 2 BR apt at 33rd and Baring heat inc luded availab le im m ediately $ 6 7 5 m o n th 3 87-1226 or after 5 a t(717) 6 5 4 - 2 8 5 0 ____ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch W 0 One block from campus $250month 561-0572 KOREAN STUDENTS WELCOME Large room $230 small room $150 All utilities included Upper Daritgty (610)642-5837Mrs Lee^____________ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch WD One block from campus $250month 561-0572 Rooms to let mdash beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Large rooms with high ce ilin g s and w indow s Porch WasherDryer One block from campus $250 a month 561-0572______________

Roommates___Room in a beautiful very quiet Victorian house Walking distance from school safe wood floor sky lights Great place Large bedroom $250+util Available NOW Call Lance 215-382-8848 (moming and night) Leave a message2 ROOMMATES NEEDED Beginning S ep tem b er 1 Lg 3 BR 2 1 2 Bath H ouse B a sem en t Living Room Lg kitchen front amp back yards gas heat walk- in closet built-in shelf space hardwood floors high ceilings close to cam pus $26666month 1 3 utilities Call 387- 8 123 Please leave message___________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD All utilities Inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or895-1270 Ask for Scott______________ _Roommate wanted for a quiet 2 BR apt in close suburbs Kitchen Dinning Room Living Room and 1 bath WD on premisis rent $275 plus 1 2 of utilities prefer non- sm oker and relatively neat (610)284-^ 6 a _______________________Roommate wanted to share 2 br apartshyment Modem apartment Currently occushypied by one person 44th amp Spruce Veiy se cu re Partially furnished WD Only $300m o (incl heat and gas) Call 382- 7417 Leave m essage_________________2 male or female roommates needed for large house 3 floors 2 full kitchens 3 full baths washerdryer House holds 6 peo-

ESCORTS AT YOUR LOCATION

bullATTRACTIVE FRIENDLY GIRLS ALWAYS AVAILABLE

bullONE LOW PRICE INCLUDES EVERYTHING

CAESARS ESCORTS laquol IK PHIIXV Slwce 1880

215) 7 3 2 -6 9 6 3

pie comfortably $250 + utilities 34th and Powelton CaH Jen or Mandy at 382-6830If Intefested__________________________$22Sper nwnth + utilities for room In renshyovated clean house wtth polished wooden floors and rear yard Free washerdryer exercisevMlght room ctose to Center City and cam pus Mature non-smokers preshyferred P lease call George (215) 985- 9734

For SaleFor sa le 2 S ears twin size beds (box spring w mattress) brand new $50 each1 pure wood IKEA study table with 8 big dravrars and capacity to accomodate two along with a comfortable chair 2 months okl $435 two table lamps $5 each wooden center table $10 2 Sears dining stools $10 each Call 222-3382 leave a mes-

Tone Worshippers Unite Guitar - Martin OM - 28 Vint^e re-issue Pristine $2750 - new Yours for $1500 Call (302) 655-7954_______________________________Fumlture amp Sears carpet cleaner-good con- ditton worilts great Also Desk $49 Darit colonial pine 2-door cabinet w 2-level hutch $79 Lamptable $29- or best offer3 866634 ____________________________Moving Sale Printer (HP Desk Jet 500 1 1 2 ) Negotiable $120 IKEA bed (single bed frame with bed storage boxes matshytress) $60 Metal chair (light-blue 1 1 2) $4 each Girlrsquos bike (2 1 2 ) $35 Floor lamp $6 Plastic small desk (white 1 12-yr-old) Call (215) 382-5020_____________

For Sale Bike $35 Stereo $35 Mattress $30 Desk lamp $6 Please contact NancyO 222-3681_________________________Fumiture-Kltchen table-mariale curcular top$39 lamptable $10 3866634________Air Conditioner 5000BTU 3 months oldAsking $175 Call 482-5687____________Two Apple Macintosh SErsquos (one monitor only) software installed Call (609)727-4033 ask for Jay or Erin________________

FURNITURE FOR SALE Matching couch loveseat amp chair Earth tone colors Will sell separately or as a set Asking price $120 (for all three) or best offer Call 387-8123 Please leave message___________MODEM 9600 Baud MNPV 42V 42bis $30 Call 351-6289________________

Lingerie Chest DK Oak Veneer 6 drawers Dimensions 165 x 175 (w) x 50 (h)$35 Call 351-6285___________________Rolltop desk w chair DK Brown Veneer gold hardware w 8 drawers Dimensions 4 2 rsquo x 2 0 rsquo X 4 0 rsquo (h)$35 Call 351-6289 Bowling Balls mdash Hammers Burgandy 16 tbs purchased from 1994 Long Island Open Pro Tour Never been resurfaced bull $40 Blue Pear - Great dry lane bailSpace ball Also good on sloopy oil conditions bull Never been resurfaced bull $30 Call Dave 9610-2844568________________________Queen-Size sofa sleeper great for studio or small room - $200 Also small chest-of- drawers and desk - $25 each Everything for $225 Call 895-2493 ask for JimMAC SE30 Must sell ASAP 4MB RAM 40MB HD upgradable + 144 faxmodem

travel bag -i- security locks (especially good for dormitory use ) -f tons of games utils packages -f m anuals Asking for$800 OBO Call 382-8628_____________MOVING SALE ASAP TVVCR com bo (150) humidifier (15) answering machine (20) Panasonic electric typewriter (spellshychecking thesaurus built-in memory) (100) telephone (10) coolwarm fan (5) Pest Raider (5) food cart + ta s te r (5) Call (215) 382-8628 and leave a message Solid wood desk $25 IKEA clothes rack $40 long couch $20 beginners acoustic guitar $10 Call Frank at 387-6880 after7 p m ____________ ________________

Mac stuff (2) SEs 4MEI ram 30 or 40 MB HD SCSI drives 20 to 300MB intershynalexternal Software (eg Math CAD D eltaG raph SUM II e tc ) 2 5 MHz

6 8 0 3 0 6 8 8 2 accelerator for Mac--Printers (610) 8968088 xl356_______Ptotters Teknronix 4662 digital interactive plotter 8igten Tandy TRS-80 plotter (6pen has Houston Instruments DMP-6 roms)- manuals pens Power supplies (4) + - 15V 9 4A 5V bull 20A Apple lie enhanced accellerated color monitor (610) 896-8098 X1356________________________20 rsquo TV Panasonic (4 month used) $195 1 3 rsquo TV with VCR symphonic (6 month used) $195 Call Sung (610) 2594561 MANY SALE ITEMS T eapot m ultiple frames stuffed animals bowls flowerpots mixers fire alarm gam es v ases fish tank phone duffle bag iron typewriter m agazine rack firep lace s e t s ta b le w chairs Please call Mark for prices at387-7910__________________________Honda Accord lsquo8 3 AC P s P b 1 1 9 k Asking $1700 OBO____________________2 0 rsquo PANASONIC TV with remote $100 YORX super bass audio system mdash double cassettehigh speed dubbing 4 function remote AMFM stereo dynamic full range speakers $800 Call 263-2027 (home) or895-1987 (office)_____________________Bedroom furniture for sale dresser night s ta n d bed P rices are n eg o tiab le Everything in good condition a l l weekshydays between 9-5 1-800-456-3669 ext2803________________________________Matrix loud speakers 200 watts 2-12rsquo woofers 2-1rsquo tw eeters 6 rsquo mid range base RfFlex enclosure 49rsquoHxl5rsquoWxl5rsquoD great for parties $250 Call Dave 609-384-2346 830-500pm________________386 X 20 MHz computer with 8 meg RAM 2 1 0 meg HD VGA m onitor keyboard mouse windows 31 MSoffice 43 3 5 rsquo floppy drive excellent condition $550 Call Dave 609-384-2346 830-500pm Mac performs 400 for sale Mint condition still in original boxes BOM hard drive 14 inch color monitor included asking $1200 or b es t offer Call Steve at 928-0434 Leave a message if necessaryPOWER MAC 7100 - CD 8MB (16MB with Ram doubler) 1000MB hard drive 15 Apple color monitor ether-net geo-port more (215) 785-2347 leave message PRINTER for PowerMac Color StyleWriter 2400 3-month old excellent condition $350 obo (215) 785-2347 leave message Whiripool 195 cu ft refridgeratorfreezer for sale converted to kegorator needs C02 and tap Great for partiesi Call Paul 243-0370 and leave m e s s a g e ___Macintosh Items PAS-16 NuBus card 1 6 bit audio recording and editing $40 obo Extemal 80 MB Quantum drive $75 obo internal 52 MB Quantum drive $30 oboCall 387-9706_______________________8 0 0 0 BTU Whirlpool Air Conditioner iri good condition Price $175 negotiable Call3 8 6 9 5 5 5 ____________________1986 black Honda Civic CRX s i 116k highway miles 5 spd power sun roof AMFM c a s s e t te AC Cali (215) 222-4948__________________________Manual Typewriters $15 to $25 each CallGeorge (215) 985-9734___________Emerson 2 6 rsquo TV too large for my apart-ment $40 obo 222-6830 ___rsquoCable TV Descramblersrsquo Ali makes and models 215-739-6187

WantedPERFECT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Inform ation Superhighw ayTelecommunications Work from home Low risk High profit No inventory No coi- lections No deliveries (215)365-5303 A PRICELESS GIFT Make a unique and pershysonal contribution to another familys hapshypiness Women (ages 21-34) are needed to d o n a te eggs for infertile co u p les Compensation For more information 215-829-5095______________________Needed A queen size bed must be clean Call Fan 8 9 5 -1 2 3 3 or sg932tw6postdrexel edu

INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS-VISITORS DV-1 Greencard Program by US Immigratton Legal Services Tel (818) 882-9681 (881) 9 98-4425 2 0 2 3 1 Stagg St Canoga Park CA 91306 Monday-Sunday 10 am-10 p m ____________________________H ER^Lire INDEPENDENT DISTRIBUTOR Call me for p ro d u c ts or opportun ity (215)602-2009 Lve Msg_________ _

Help WantedEASY WORK- EXCELLENT PAY mailing prodshyucts Send SASE to INTL 2221 Peachtree Road NE Suite D-415 A tlanta GA^309^______________________C ruise -S h ips Hiring - Earn up to $2000+month Worid travel Seasonal amp full-time positions No exp necessary For info call 1-2066340468 ext C52804Part time helper- to assist property owner in maintaining several properties Duties include weeding cleaning ap tartm ents between move Ins sweeping pavements etc Approx 20 hours weekly $7 00hour 3 866722 ___

Lost amp FoundHELP Lost a small purple-striped hard- backed lsquo A d d re ss e s rsquo book in Com m onwealth around 7 1 0 P le a se retum to Creese 212 (Dr Fuller) THANKS

AnnouncementsFree Financial Aid Over $6 billion in private sector grants amp scholarships is now availshyable All students are eligible regardless of grades income or parents income Let us help Call Student Rnancial Services 1- 800-26S6495 ext F52802Looking for ways to have fun amp make a difshyference this summer The Office of Student Community Services (Creese 223) has a list of summer cam ps amp programs tha t need YOUR help Cali 895-2158 or 1522for more info __________Turkish Cultural Club m eets 1 st amp 3rd Thursdays of the month 330pm at 3034 MacAlister HallRight here at Drexel- Dr Fields will be workshying with 8th graders from local schools- improving their math skills If you would like to volunteer to help please call Linda Arendt at 895-2158 or stop by at Creese 223 _ROC Movie Festival sponsored by the Republic of China Student Association Time 7-9pm Daily 7 3 1 to 8 6 PlaceNesbitt Hall 1st floor ___COOP JAPAN Opportunities in Japan availshyable to engineering science CIST majors US c itizen s or p erm an en t re s id e n ts Stipend plus airfare provided Must apply well in advance and be able to complete at least two terms of Japanese Information 895-2192 or 895-2499

Personals[Your name] mdash You don t need magic What you need is a long hard phatas-magoric fuck [N ^am e] __________Damn it my name is not Brian ____TEQ 13th was great Looking forward to Saturday See you then WBDNA YOY BM Pookie The past few weelis have been incredible although I couldve lived without the video camera Thanks for trying and for ail you do I love you - kiska PS Kiss myleft butt cheeky _________________There is a Fine Line between looking outfor Yourself and being^Ifisji^___________Hey Mary (Mary) Janet (Planet) Jared (Rainbow) and Byron (BYRON) Whatever h^penned to_SPQR^the whitest oneIs it just me or does this terni suck assB _________ _ _ ^Myke thanks for being suclv a great Big Brother I promise fun times are to follow Ilove you^man Your lil sis - Colleen______Irene long time no write h ere s to two weeks of fun a month off then the fun starts right back up same times different place love you - nick

The Triangle July 281995laquo11

K a r a o k e n i g h t a t R e x rsquosW h y a re th e y c a lle d F iv e -E ig h t W h a t w a s o n ta p G e t o j f y o u r ass a n d g o n e x t tim e

BradWibleEntertainment Editor

Stop wasting your money So many of us have done our part filling the stadium s for the chance to sit a hundred yards from a band who after years of doing so doesnrsquot really need $40 per ticket

W ithout question the Vet exists solely to be empty during the NFL playoffs not for the dilutshyed em otion of stadium anthems

The Spectrum is for homosexual hockey stars and dunking on the home team not musical candy for10000 people

Rexrsquos in West Chester is where big concert vicshytims can go for reprogram m ing and sp iritual enlightenment

The small size o f this bar translates into super low cover charges realistic non-stadium priced beverages and m ost im portantly music in which microphones and severe amplifishycation are luxuries not necessishyties

If enough o f you make the trip out they may someday even be able to stop using plastic

T h e r e s t o f th e w o rld ^s f r o n t m e n

c a n o h I d o n t k n o w s h o o t

th e m s e lv e s in th e h e a d a t th e h e ig h t

o f th e ir p o p u la r i ty

cups I can dream canrsquot IBy the most divine of intershy

ventions I was privileged enough to see the Athens Georgia band Five-Eight at Rexrsquos on Thursday July 20 GV and The Dusters playing one song with words and Moped an elecshytric bicycle opened

Listening to Five-Eightrsquos album s I was im mediately

struck with the rarest of feelings the intense desire to experience at any cost one of their live shows That in my world is the highest complishym ent you can pay a band

Finally after wearing my tapes thin from use I had my opportushynity

After witnessshying lead singerguitarist Mike Mantionersquos fronting of this four- man wall of sound the rest of the worldrsquos front men can oh I donrsquot know shoot themselves in the head at the height of their popularity

Mantionersquos energy and range of emotions expressed through the lyrics delivery and guitar rem inded me of m adm an-in- residence P T Brsquockly of local

PATTIY TORNOSfcy RBcortfs

The worlds only known photo of th e living proof th a t S ea Monkeys if fed the proper diet of aerosol c h e e se on used Band-Alds can grow to enonnous s izes with personalized hair styles

death-hip-hop greats UbisuntThe stage at Rexrsquos a foot high

and within pissing distance of every spot in the house was home this night for one of the most incredible (probably typishycal for the band) displays of the expressive power of music

Better than therapy (I really want some if anyone is interestshyed) Five-Eight simultaneously enraged depressed inspired and disturbed me

Runaway Mack truck ram shypages gave way to subtle shifts in volume and inflection employshy

ing dynamics and tempo like the great band they are I heard the story of my life when they played ldquoKaraokerdquo although they were kind enough to leave out the really inhuman nasty parts lest I lose my shit and kill (just likeOJ mdash ldquokut da bitchrdquo)

My only gripe is that I didnrsquot get to hear ldquoWhat They Didrdquo the song which I hum to myself m ore than any since ldquoJimmy Crack Comrdquo

Finally when the show was winding down Mantione was left alone on stage where he

closed with ldquoWeirdordquo doing as much with four minutes and a guitar as is humanly possible The memory of that song alone will be enough to brighten many days to come

Two great tastes that taste great together Five-Eight and Rexrsquos are both worthy of your adoration and should be praised and lauded for the true greatness they represent greater than anyshything you and I with our weakshyness of mind body and soul can hope ever to achieve

I can admit it Can you

Join the FanclubT h e y r e n o t fa n c y h u t t h e y k n o w th e ir w a y a r o u n d a p o p lo ve song

Damn SEPTA strike

Brad WibleEntertainment Editor

Theyrsquove killed men just to watch them die And then they woke up

Teenage Fanclub everyonersquos favorite Scottish four-piece pop rock love song band is back on the scene striMng the rock and roll posture for their most recent release Grand Prix a tribute to M ario A ndretti who always drove his car well

Teenage Fanclub named for the bandrsquos affinity for 17 year- old slutty Catholic school girls (I think itrsquos legal to bang them in Scotland) made their first big splash on the music scene with

NITIN VADUKULDGC Records

their 1991 release Bandwagon- esque If that album touched you in places your bathing suit covshyered th e re rsquos a pre tty good chance that Grand Prix just m ight get to th ird base Hey man smell my finger

The songs are by no means complicated They possess that simple pop quality that made the early Beatles so popular Grand Prix is an exercise in the effective use of easy electric guitar and bass

Try this at home make an electric guitar listen to the album and learn to play it Itrsquos easier than you think In no way do I mean this as an insult More

bands could take a lesson and cut out all the bullshit that is ftm for a few listens only to sound contrived after a month Just for spice theyrsquove tossed in occasionshyal strings piano and horns The result is a very basic yet catchy album to put on and bounce your cat to

The lyrics are founded on the bandrsquos desire to be honest about the joy and pain found in life and its complex relationships The nervous breakdown of a friend is chronicled in ldquoTearsrdquo

ldquoNeil Jungrdquo is about neither the psychoanalyst nor the 97 year-old guitar rocker but about a friend having a relationship with a crazy woman 1 wonder what that would be like Poorguy

Grand Prix is not for those of you who make it a point to never buy an album unless it is ground breaking and different (aU six of you) Donrsquot let that stop you If there is a spot in your heart that needs to feel the bittersweet tickshyle of poppy love songs look no further In fact get your Christmas shopping done early Your Uncle Tippy is a huge fan

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Entertainment

T e s to s te ro n e c in e m a

RICHARD BiMSHARDHollywood Pictures

Itrsquos all about justice And helmets And chicks And Zippo lighters hanging from my shoulder

Aaron SchantzStaff Writer

Sylvester Stallone has come a long way from the days of Rocky and Rambo Hersquos tried his hand at comedies Stop Or M y Mom Will Shoot) and has returned to his forte of action movies

This summ er Stallone picks up the big guns and this time dons a helm et and a flying motorcycle for the comic book based Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd for those of you

who donrsquot know (or donrsquot care) is based on a popu la r British comic book about a post-apoca- lyptic city of the future where the police are the judge jury and often executioner all in one

The movie received a lo t of hype from disgruntled fans who were upset over Dredd removing his helmet

In the com ic D redd never once show ed his ugly m ug However the producers felt they couldnrsquot cast such a well-known

actor for the part without showshying his face But I have to side with fans on this one

In the m ovie we on ly see Stallone ldquoJudgingrdquo for a b rief time before hersquos stripped of his badge and kicked out of Mega City One

From th e re on i t rsquos ju st Stallone in a future action flick loosely based on a p o p u la r com ic If n o t for a few of D re d d rsquos m ost fam ous o p p o shynents the ABC robot and Mean

Machine (albeit in minor roles) the movie could have been just about any post- apocalyptic sci-fi sh o o t rsquoem up p y ro techn ic thriller

But herersquos where we make the d is t in c tio n betw een ju s t any thriller and Judge Dredd Anyone can write a futuristiff movie with big explosions and lots of stunts bu t making one fluent enjoyshyable and with a decent script is not such an easy task Dredd is the latter of the two

T he story gets underw ay alm ost immediately and wersquore th row n into a sinister p lo t of deception and lust for power w herein D red d is fram ed stripped of his badge and mercishyfully sent to prison (as opposed to being executed on the spot)

After that the movie becomes more predictable but you wonrsquot notice because your brain has gone into neutral and yoursquore just admiring the outstanding special effects and action sequences

I wouldnrsquot be taken seriously as a writer if I didnrsquot make some reference to Stallonersquos last sci-fi action movie Demolition Man A nd even th o u g h Taco Bell didnrsquot have some corny marketshying tie-in there were plenty of other similarities

S tallone was the le thal enforcer of a futuristic city with a beautiful and playful female cop companion and a villain tied very closely to the hero

All have a bitter aftertaste of Demolition M an But the huge scope of Dredd the action and the amazing sets place Dredd far above the sterile utopia depicted in Demolition Man

I didnrsquot even make a connecshy

tio n betw een the two movies until the climactic battle scene at the end Dredd dukes it out with his evil coun terpart Rico in a scene and set taken alm ost directly out of the cryo-prison scene from Demolition Man

T he m ovie is over sho rtly after leaving some issues unreshysolved And unfortunately there is even the predictable and out o f ch a rac ter H ershey Kiss thrown in at the end

The movie could have been better had the producers stuck m ore closely to the comic and avoided sim ilarities to Demoshylition M an H ow ever had S tallone no t played D redd 1 probably w ouldnrsquot have made any connection

Still Stallone does an excelshylen t job as D redd and no expense was spared in making this a fantastic movie to watch

If you are in the m ood for some blast-it-up action with a not too shabby plot and a slack lipped actor yelling ldquoI am the lawrdquo at five minute intervals I w ould s trong ly recom m end going to see Judge Dredd

I even liked this movie better than that other summ er comic book-based movie But th a trsquos p robably because it was over hyped and a little too far fetched for me Would someone explain how at the end the caped crusadshyer happens to fall faster than the other two people hersquos saving

Film A A A

Judge Dredd Sylvester Stallone Joan Chen Max Von Sydow

D irected by Danny Cannon Hollywood Pictures

A hot cool listenA voice you could marry not to mention feminism poetry and jazzBradWibleEntertainment Editor

Knowing how students at this university are interested in the im p o rtan ce to the changing world of the em powerment of women (ldquoWhatrsquos that and how can it improve my resumerdquo) I know that the album Zipless by Vanessa Daou will surely find a welcome spot in the stereo at all of the hippest way-cool ldquoIrsquom a brother hererdquo parties

The lyrics for Zipless are taken from Becoming Light a collecshytio n o f poem s by Erica Jong Jong perhaps most famous for her book Fear o f Flying has been one of the loudest literary voices of the past three decades p ro shym oting the sexual and social freedom of w om en and in a greater sense of people in genershyal Jong even contributed a new poem ldquoSmokerdquo a recollection of rsquo60s drug culture

Working closely with Jong Vanessa Daou wrote and sang all the songs while her husband

Peter played all the instruments an d hand led th e p ro d u c tio n duties The result is a smoother- th a n -sm o o th a lbum of jazzdance music with some of the greatest lyrics Irsquove heard in a while (at least since I got my hearing back after that problem I had with head pressure)

On ldquoSunday Afternoonsrdquo the softness of Vanessarsquos voice seeps into your ears telling of the bitshytersweet taste of longing obsesshysively for a lover to the point of making oneself sick My deepest sympathy to anyone condemned to such an existence

ldquoBecoming A Nunrdquo builds to the lines ldquoIrsquom m arching over cobblestones like heads of men I have knownrdquo

My favorite song by far is ldquoAlcestis On The Poetry Circuitrdquo The song opens with the lines ldquoThe best slave does not need to be beaten She beats hershyselfrdquo The verses that follow tell the sad but too true story of beautiful intelligent women

w ho still m a in ta in te rr ib ly warped self images in which they see no th ing b u t ugliness and inadequacy C halk it up to a male dominated society or bad oysters itrsquos still a shame

The lyrics are delivered in soft hushed tones creating a balanced sound and allowing the d ru m s and bass to ca rry the music while improv instruments riff around the words 1 recomshymend this album to anyone who w ants a tru ly cool listen with lyrics which d o n rsquot insult your taste or intelligence

Maybe an even better tactic would be mandatory listening by everyone resulting in reassured women less men with knuckles dragging on the ground and a better life for everyone in genershyal Irsquom sure you lose sleep over it

Music A A A A

MICHAa HALSBANDMCM Records

Produced by Peter Daou reg $ 1 0 0 0 0 0 of operations over a five year periodMCA Recofds The Fonz is looking b e tte r than ever They look sooooo real

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Thought for the WeekHaagen Daz may not be able fo take the place of a good friend but it sure tastes a lot betterAries (Mar 21-Apr 19) Youwill be visited by Zoltan King of the Gypsies Convince him of your loyalty by offering him your finest tambourineIburus (Apr 20-AAoy 20) You will have a frank and open discussion with your grandfashyther about what life was like in the old days Ask him how people survived in the days before the advent of cable TV Gemini (May 21-June 21) You will end up in therapy after your mother throws away your security blanket This weekend Join a support groupGincer (June 22-July 22) It isfinally time to moke your move on that special someone Make sure to be subtle yet bold with your actions Try spilling coffee in his or her lap and offering to clean it upLeo (July 23-Aug 22) Though your friend will veheshymently deny this he is really a Russian spy sent here to observe American vodka conshysumption techniques Force him to watch Yakov Smirnoff videos until he confessesVirgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) You will realize that your ice fishing trip was a mistake when you remember that it is still summer Be sure to bring a towelLibra (Sept 23-Oct 23) Make a resolution to use words such as pontificate and preamble in daily conshyversation Your friends will be impressed with your loquashyciousnessScorpio (Oct 24-Nov 21)Listen to your inner child and buy that trampoline youve been eyeingSagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)Inform your local Allstate represhysentative that your auto insurshyance is too high by parking your car on his desk Be sure to bring along your deductible Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) You will be asked to take one of the greatest responsibilities that any red-blooded American can take when you ore selectshyed to fill out a TV Viewing survey Remember your civic duty mdash dont let Gilligan downAquarius (Jon 20-Feb 18)Move into your boss office when he goes out for lunch When he returns be sure to remind him of those photos you have of him and the presishydents daughter Dont forget to ask for a raisePisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)Ringo Starr will hold you at gunpoint insisting that you declare him the most talented member of the Fab Four Try

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IndexThe Triangle Classifieds are sepashyrated into 11 available classificashytions in the order below If you cannot find a heading there are no ads of that type in this weekrsquos newspaper

ApartmentsSubletsRoonunatesFor SaleWantedText BooksServicesHelp WantedLost amp FoundAnnouncementsPersonals

Placing ClassifiedsThe deadline for placing a

classified ad is 500 pm on the Tuesday of the week of the issue in which you want your ad to appear

Forms must be completed in full and writing should be legishyble

If there are no copies of the classified form available write your ad on a full sheet of paper Include your name organization phone num ber and address If you are a Drexel student please include your student num ber Always make note of the date the ad was placed and the section in which you wish the ad to be placed Be sure to sign your name

In PersonO ur office is 3010 MacAlister Hall

MaUThe Triangle Attn Classifieds Manager 32nd 8c Chestnut Streets Philadelphia PA 19104

FaxThe Triangle Fax number is (215) 895-5935 If your ad is a paid ad a copy o f the check or money order should be faxed and the orig ina l should be m ailed or dropped ofif in person

Costs amp LimitsDREXEL ADVERTISERSCost FREE Exceptions normal ad rates apply for personal busishynesses and apartmentsLimits 2 classified ads per person per issue with a 40 word maxishymum for each Personals have a 25 word maximum Ads will be edUed for length

OUTSIDE ADVERTISERSCost (per issue) $450 for the first 25 words and $25 for each word thereafter Tear sheets are $25 extra Ads must be pre-paid Payment can be made by cash money order or checkLimits there are no ad limits or word limits for paid classifieds

Additional InfoIf there is a charge for your

advertisement full payment must be received before the ad can run

Multiple ads with duplicate subjects will n o t be accepted unless they are paid for

No classified will be accepted over the telephone

Ads may be cancelled or corshyrected by notifying the classifieds staff in writing or by phone by the 500 pm Tuesday deadline No refimds will be given for can celled ads

ApartmentsFabulous NY loft-style renovatloni 6 Br 2 Bt full mod kit ww carpet central air economical gas appliances huge roofdecK washerdryer Avail Sept 1 35th amp Spring Garden REDUCED to $1250 + 731-9550 38XX L a n caste r 6 Br 3 Bth ea t-in idtchen large living room coinop laundry old pool table $1100month September1 Cali 483-239510 nronth leaseNice 2 bedroom apt for rent Large nwd- em Fenced^n backyard garbage disposal 32nd amp Powelton Call Jay or Erin laquo (215)386-1872____________________________BRIGHT NEWLY RENOVATED 5BR 2BT HOME full mod kit ww carpet central air econom ical g as app liances landshyscaped backyard washerdryer storage basement Avail Sept 1 possibly earlier 3 2 n d amp Spring G arden REDUCED to$1100 + 731-9550___________________35XX Baring 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms modem kitchen w DW microwave washshyerdryer Full floor private Victorian home Rent includes all utilities Very quiet locashytion Private entrance $1020 John 587-6937________________________________

2 BEDROOM APARTMENT INew Listings) 3 4 th amp Baring 1 MODERN WASHERDRYER $ 6 5 0 AVAILABLE JUNEJULY OTHER LOCATIONS AVAIL- ABLE FRANKLIN RENTALS 382-7368 Come one mdash come all mdash We have several a p a r tm e n ts and h o u s e s av a ilab le in Powelton Village IBR to 4BR various prices Call for help (610) 279-12052 Bedrooms available 32nd and Powelton Modem Dishwasher garbage disposal central air gas heat wall to wall carpet $650 + Util Must see (610) 279-1205 3312 HAMILTON STREET Efficiencies one and two bedroom s from $ 2 9 9 m o up Heat gas and hot water incl All apts have walk-in closets lots of windows walkingdistance to school 349-9429___________Within two blocks of Drexel Gym clean safe affordable apts avail Some with wd or deck Small well-behaved pets wel- come Call 610664-7779______________3 BR Apt-500 N 34th copySpring Garden Large rooms wood amp carpeted floors large kitchen backyard tile bath Free WD Gasheat $900+ 3866722_________________37th amp Spring Garden Huge beautiful 6 BR 2BT house Garden porch 3 fireshyplaces bay windows basem ent WD CA Great backyard $1450 bulllaquo- Call 387-1002 Available Aug 1st________________34th amp Powelton 2 BR immediate occushypancy Also 1 BR bull newly updated amp paint- ed AC backyard secure (215) 477-7186 One and two bedroom a p a r tm e n ts Powelton village HW floors 15 bath DW patio coin-op laundry in basem ent Call and leave message 624-7536

Apartments3300 Spring Garden Recently renovated bright 2 BR apt with central air gas heat new carpeting tile bath lots of extras A m ust see Convenient to bus route into city $495 + util Call Chris (609) 429-0463________________________________34th amp Arch Streets Spacious sunny one bedroom apartment Laundry facilities off s t r e e t parking Available S ep tem ber $550m onth includes heat amp hot water(610) 527-7809_______________________Newly renovated 2 BR apartment Best location Laundry facilities $650m onth includes heat and hot water AvailableSeptember (610) 527-7809____________5 BR 3 Bath apartment Garbage disposal dishwasher laundry Renovated sunny 3 7 0 7 Hamilton S t $ 1 2 5 0 + u tilities Available September (610) 527-7809 Powelton lovely 3 story townhouse 3+ BR 1 large w cathedral ceiling 2 1 2 bath basem ent backyard mod kitchen DW WD $900 + (610) 39amp06983 6 0 0 SPRING GARDEN- clean secure attractive apts Eff starting at $310 1-BR $375 2-BR $500 Heat incl 322-60413 BR-434 N 34th St Living room large kitchen tile bath free WD DW $775Includes heat 3Samp6722_______________2 BR- 38th amp Lancaster Baring Private e n tra n c e 1 large BR 1 sm all g rea t kitchen tile bath nice yard free WD Gasheat $695-t- 3866722_______________37th amp Powelton Large 3 BR apt WD large kitchen large living room Available 9 1 9 5 $875month No pets Call 387-6793________________________________37th amp Powleton Large amp small 1 BR apt Some large enough for 2 people Rents from $360 No pets Call 387679335th amp Hamilton Efficiency apt Available 9 1 9 5 $340month Heat included Nopets Cali 387-6793___________________1 BR-3406 Spring Garden St Living Room kitchen tile bath newly renovated Free WD Inexpensive gas heat $425+ 386-6722________________________________1 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Uving area Free WD DW tile bath interior security bars $550- Includes heat hot water amp cooking gas 3866722 Efficiency-3406 Spring Garden St-Perfect for 1 person Galley kitchen carpeted interior security bars gas heat $320+ 3866722 Free WD

Mallte up to $2000-$4000i- per month teaching basic conversational English abroad Japan Taiwan and S Korea Many employers provide room amp board + other benefits No teaching background or Asian languages required For more information call____ (206) 632-1146 ext J52801

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Serving Drexel Students needs for 50 yearsThese apartments feature Central Air amp Gas Heat

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886-9999 (tgt 222-5406

DONrsquoT PUT UP WITH DIRTY AND DISRiPUTABLE APARTMENTS

O ur A partments are Immaculately clean W e have o ne tw o a n d three bedroom

APARTMENTS AVAILABLE FOR SEPTEMBER ISTSome have patios desks fireplaces a n d yards

OUR BUILDINGS ARE LOVELY IBSTORIC RESTORATIONS MAINTAINED TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS

OWNED AND MANAGED BY COMMUNITY RESIDENTS HEAT IS ALWAYS INCLUDED

ONE Efficiency from $375Several One Bedroomsfrom $475 Several Two Bedroomsfrom $600

UVB IN mSTORIC POWELTON VILLAGE CALL

Meridian A ssociates 387-7808

Apartments2 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Living area nice kitchen tile bath pine floors DW free WD $795 Includes heat amp hot water 386-67223 BR apt-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Patlograssy area IMng area nice kitchen 0W free WD interior security bars $975 Includes heat amp hot water 3Samp6722__________________2 BR apt 432 N 34th St-Llving room large kitchen tile bath Interior security bars small yard Free WD Gas heat$595-gt- 38^6722________________2 BR apartments-3408 Spring Garden St Under construction-wlll be ready for Sept1 1 9 9 5 If In te re s te d will give tour through-even though not complete Prices given at showing 386-6722

4 BR at 32 st for $raquoB000^onthwD WW Dishwasher Call 382-5534 3 BR Large room For $79500 Call 382-5534

33rd amp Baring 1 BR apt large enough for2 Well lit a re a availab le now $395month If Interested call (908) 874- 2723__________________A spacious attractive well maintained corshyner lot h o u se c lo se to c am p u s S e p ta c a m p u s bus line 6 BRs 2 kitchens 2 bathroom s living amp dining room full b a sem en t WD amp security alarm 35th amp Hamilton Call Jen (610)649-2732________________________32nd amp Baring Street Recently renovated bright 2BR apt Heat Included Lots of extras Avail Sept 1 $550 -f electric CallChris 6 0 raquo 4 290463 ________________1 BR- $365m onth heat Included back yard w to w carpeting amp 2 Ig c lo se ts Efficiency for rent Loft Heat amp electric included w to w carpeting Ig closet 32nd amp Baring For info please call 483-2845

Apartments2 BR apt for rent Beautiful Victorian buildshying Hardwood floor Heat Included 34th amp Race street $575month For Info please call 483-28451 BR Apt 32 amp Baring Wood floors $435 plus utilities Franklin Rentals 382-73682 BR Apt (New Listings) 34 amp Baring Modem WD $650 Available JuneJuly Other locations available Franklin Rentals 382-73683 BEDROOM APARTMENTS Several now listingsl from $700 to $1100 Call for our new tri-level listing available 9 9 5 at 34thamp Baring Franklin Rentals 382-73684 BR House 34th amp Lancaster wood floors spacious rooms available 9 9 5 $1350 Ranklin Rentals 382-7368

2 bedroom apartment September 1st 1 yr lease Full clothes washer and dryer dishshywasher garbage disposal central air and security system Owner on premises Call Tom 6 6 2 - ( ^ l $650 monmSun-filled large apt close to campus at 33rd and Baring Renovated mdash 2 bedshyrooms and den separate eat-in kitchen Hardwood floors new appliances etc Faculty m em ber owned and occupied house Sorry non-smokers only Pleasecall Dr Weiner 386-5079________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD alt utilities inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or 895-1270 Ask for ScottPOWELTON VILUGE Quaint 3 BRlsquo 1 1 2 bath central air DW WD hard wood rugs amp alamn system Available September1 $620 plus Call 657-6657___________3735 Lancaster Ave-1 BR newly renovatshyed ceramic tile kitchen amp bath ww carshypet air conditioned $400 including heat amp water 609-7780722

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bull NOW AVAILABLE FOR FAU RENTALRental office a t 32nd Street end of Povelton Avenue

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A ffo r d a b le A p a r tm e n ts and H o u se R e n ta ls

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S ep t 3 4 1 8 B aring S t IB R $ 510 Ju n e S e p t 3301 P o w e lto n A ve IB R $360-$475

S ep t 3205 P earl S t 3B R H ouse $675 S ep t 3202 P o w e lto n A ve 3B R $10 0 0 A ug 3 512 L a n c a s te r A ve 3B R $ 850

A u g ^ e p t 4 1 0 N o 3 2 n d S t 4B R $13 0 0 S ep t 3437 L an c as te r S t 4B R H ouse $1275 S ep t 3613 W a rre n S t 4B R H ouse $13 5 0

Aug 3706 Spring G arden St 6BR $1450 A tuI many more to choose from

38716o23301 Powelton Avenue Philadelphia PA

10 The TrianglelaquoJuly 281995

ApartmentsSix bedroom apt bull 432 N 34th St Nice rooms llvfng room contemp kitchen carshypeted two tile baths free washerdryer dishwasher not a party house $1200 + 3 8 M 7 2 2 _ _ _Great room in modem house Ali amenishyties AC Great view $350 763-7000 Close to campus34xx HAMILTON ST Huge 2 BR apartshyments on tree-lined street High ceilings spacious living room eat-in kitchen full bath Rent includes heat hot water and cooking gas Must see Call nowl 21amp662- 079736 amp Powelton Ave 3 bedrooms and 25 baths Bi-level apt private entrance and backyard WD GD $950 month Studio apartment recently renovated 387-7278 Two bedroom apartment 32nd and Baring7 mln walk to school Apartnwnt has sepshyarate living room and each room has good c lose t space WD In basem en t Very secure building Available September 1 s t $550 includes heatl Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school Very clean apartment and quiet unit Large bedroom with good size clo se t WD In basem ent Very secure building Available September 1st $395 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school GREAT VIEW OF THE CITY Very clean apartm ent with high ceilings and large eat-in kitchen Separate living room WD in basement Very secure buikl- ing Available now or September 1st $415 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 n i^ t Ask for ChrisEfficiency apartment at 32 amp Baring $305 Franklin Rentals 382-73681 BEDROOM APARTMENTS (5 locations in Powelton Village and Art Museum Area) Wood floors exposed brick laundry and morel from $435 Franklin Rentals 382-7368 ____________________4 BEDROOM HOUSE 32 amp Baring Wall to Wall carpet yard $1000 Franklin Rentals382-7368 ______Sunny 2nd floor efficiency located at 3325 Spring G aarden Tiled bath and large k itchen with g a s s to v e tiled behind counter top Owner lives next door call Ray Leave message 222-6162 only $330a month (opens Sept 15)__________Large two b^room located at 3325 Spring Garden Sunny entire 3rd floor with lots of natural wood Large bath with kitchen Owner lives next door heat included Call Ray - leave a message 222-6162 $ 5 ^ a month starts Sept 1LANCASTER AVE APARTMENT mdash 2 bedshyrooms living room share cool roofdeck Modem kitchen electric amp closets in Victoshyrian building AC $500M 0 Call Ariene mdash 222-7675 (Pets OK deposit)34th and Baring - 1 BR apartm ent Well- maintained beautiful neighbortiood Safe and veiy secure Spacious Ww carpeting laundry backyard high ceilings Rent includes heat and waterl $415 222-6830Avail Sept 1 ____________________3 4 1 7 R ace S t mdash 3 B D ^ 7 2 BTF Spacious enough for 4-5 people LR LIB

Apartments Roommates For Sale ServicesDR KIT DW GD WD (free) pvt courtshyyard brk nook bask cable and all utilities included $1460mo Avail 9 1 Call (215)^5626_____________________Airy 2BR APT in Powelton Village 1 5 baths 3rd fl of owners home $565mo Includes all utilities except electricity No smoking no pets Available 9 1 9 5 (215) 387-2721POWELTON VILLAGE Quaint three bedshyroom 15 bath central air dishwasher washer w asherdryer hard wood rugs artd alarm system Available September 1 $620 plus Call 657-6657

SubletsNtee 1 BR apt 33rd amp Baring heat includshyed available immediately $550m onth387-1226 or after 5 (717) 654-2850Nice 2 BR apt at 33rd and Baring heat inc luded availab le im m ediately $ 6 7 5 m o n th 3 87-1226 or after 5 a t(717) 6 5 4 - 2 8 5 0 ____ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch W 0 One block from campus $250month 561-0572 KOREAN STUDENTS WELCOME Large room $230 small room $150 All utilities included Upper Daritgty (610)642-5837Mrs Lee^____________ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch WD One block from campus $250month 561-0572 Rooms to let mdash beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Large rooms with high ce ilin g s and w indow s Porch WasherDryer One block from campus $250 a month 561-0572______________

Roommates___Room in a beautiful very quiet Victorian house Walking distance from school safe wood floor sky lights Great place Large bedroom $250+util Available NOW Call Lance 215-382-8848 (moming and night) Leave a message2 ROOMMATES NEEDED Beginning S ep tem b er 1 Lg 3 BR 2 1 2 Bath H ouse B a sem en t Living Room Lg kitchen front amp back yards gas heat walk- in closet built-in shelf space hardwood floors high ceilings close to cam pus $26666month 1 3 utilities Call 387- 8 123 Please leave message___________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD All utilities Inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or895-1270 Ask for Scott______________ _Roommate wanted for a quiet 2 BR apt in close suburbs Kitchen Dinning Room Living Room and 1 bath WD on premisis rent $275 plus 1 2 of utilities prefer non- sm oker and relatively neat (610)284-^ 6 a _______________________Roommate wanted to share 2 br apartshyment Modem apartment Currently occushypied by one person 44th amp Spruce Veiy se cu re Partially furnished WD Only $300m o (incl heat and gas) Call 382- 7417 Leave m essage_________________2 male or female roommates needed for large house 3 floors 2 full kitchens 3 full baths washerdryer House holds 6 peo-

ESCORTS AT YOUR LOCATION

bullATTRACTIVE FRIENDLY GIRLS ALWAYS AVAILABLE

bullONE LOW PRICE INCLUDES EVERYTHING

CAESARS ESCORTS laquol IK PHIIXV Slwce 1880

215) 7 3 2 -6 9 6 3

pie comfortably $250 + utilities 34th and Powelton CaH Jen or Mandy at 382-6830If Intefested__________________________$22Sper nwnth + utilities for room In renshyovated clean house wtth polished wooden floors and rear yard Free washerdryer exercisevMlght room ctose to Center City and cam pus Mature non-smokers preshyferred P lease call George (215) 985- 9734

For SaleFor sa le 2 S ears twin size beds (box spring w mattress) brand new $50 each1 pure wood IKEA study table with 8 big dravrars and capacity to accomodate two along with a comfortable chair 2 months okl $435 two table lamps $5 each wooden center table $10 2 Sears dining stools $10 each Call 222-3382 leave a mes-

Tone Worshippers Unite Guitar - Martin OM - 28 Vint^e re-issue Pristine $2750 - new Yours for $1500 Call (302) 655-7954_______________________________Fumlture amp Sears carpet cleaner-good con- ditton worilts great Also Desk $49 Darit colonial pine 2-door cabinet w 2-level hutch $79 Lamptable $29- or best offer3 866634 ____________________________Moving Sale Printer (HP Desk Jet 500 1 1 2 ) Negotiable $120 IKEA bed (single bed frame with bed storage boxes matshytress) $60 Metal chair (light-blue 1 1 2) $4 each Girlrsquos bike (2 1 2 ) $35 Floor lamp $6 Plastic small desk (white 1 12-yr-old) Call (215) 382-5020_____________

For Sale Bike $35 Stereo $35 Mattress $30 Desk lamp $6 Please contact NancyO 222-3681_________________________Fumiture-Kltchen table-mariale curcular top$39 lamptable $10 3866634________Air Conditioner 5000BTU 3 months oldAsking $175 Call 482-5687____________Two Apple Macintosh SErsquos (one monitor only) software installed Call (609)727-4033 ask for Jay or Erin________________

FURNITURE FOR SALE Matching couch loveseat amp chair Earth tone colors Will sell separately or as a set Asking price $120 (for all three) or best offer Call 387-8123 Please leave message___________MODEM 9600 Baud MNPV 42V 42bis $30 Call 351-6289________________

Lingerie Chest DK Oak Veneer 6 drawers Dimensions 165 x 175 (w) x 50 (h)$35 Call 351-6285___________________Rolltop desk w chair DK Brown Veneer gold hardware w 8 drawers Dimensions 4 2 rsquo x 2 0 rsquo X 4 0 rsquo (h)$35 Call 351-6289 Bowling Balls mdash Hammers Burgandy 16 tbs purchased from 1994 Long Island Open Pro Tour Never been resurfaced bull $40 Blue Pear - Great dry lane bailSpace ball Also good on sloopy oil conditions bull Never been resurfaced bull $30 Call Dave 9610-2844568________________________Queen-Size sofa sleeper great for studio or small room - $200 Also small chest-of- drawers and desk - $25 each Everything for $225 Call 895-2493 ask for JimMAC SE30 Must sell ASAP 4MB RAM 40MB HD upgradable + 144 faxmodem

travel bag -i- security locks (especially good for dormitory use ) -f tons of games utils packages -f m anuals Asking for$800 OBO Call 382-8628_____________MOVING SALE ASAP TVVCR com bo (150) humidifier (15) answering machine (20) Panasonic electric typewriter (spellshychecking thesaurus built-in memory) (100) telephone (10) coolwarm fan (5) Pest Raider (5) food cart + ta s te r (5) Call (215) 382-8628 and leave a message Solid wood desk $25 IKEA clothes rack $40 long couch $20 beginners acoustic guitar $10 Call Frank at 387-6880 after7 p m ____________ ________________

Mac stuff (2) SEs 4MEI ram 30 or 40 MB HD SCSI drives 20 to 300MB intershynalexternal Software (eg Math CAD D eltaG raph SUM II e tc ) 2 5 MHz

6 8 0 3 0 6 8 8 2 accelerator for Mac--Printers (610) 8968088 xl356_______Ptotters Teknronix 4662 digital interactive plotter 8igten Tandy TRS-80 plotter (6pen has Houston Instruments DMP-6 roms)- manuals pens Power supplies (4) + - 15V 9 4A 5V bull 20A Apple lie enhanced accellerated color monitor (610) 896-8098 X1356________________________20 rsquo TV Panasonic (4 month used) $195 1 3 rsquo TV with VCR symphonic (6 month used) $195 Call Sung (610) 2594561 MANY SALE ITEMS T eapot m ultiple frames stuffed animals bowls flowerpots mixers fire alarm gam es v ases fish tank phone duffle bag iron typewriter m agazine rack firep lace s e t s ta b le w chairs Please call Mark for prices at387-7910__________________________Honda Accord lsquo8 3 AC P s P b 1 1 9 k Asking $1700 OBO____________________2 0 rsquo PANASONIC TV with remote $100 YORX super bass audio system mdash double cassettehigh speed dubbing 4 function remote AMFM stereo dynamic full range speakers $800 Call 263-2027 (home) or895-1987 (office)_____________________Bedroom furniture for sale dresser night s ta n d bed P rices are n eg o tiab le Everything in good condition a l l weekshydays between 9-5 1-800-456-3669 ext2803________________________________Matrix loud speakers 200 watts 2-12rsquo woofers 2-1rsquo tw eeters 6 rsquo mid range base RfFlex enclosure 49rsquoHxl5rsquoWxl5rsquoD great for parties $250 Call Dave 609-384-2346 830-500pm________________386 X 20 MHz computer with 8 meg RAM 2 1 0 meg HD VGA m onitor keyboard mouse windows 31 MSoffice 43 3 5 rsquo floppy drive excellent condition $550 Call Dave 609-384-2346 830-500pm Mac performs 400 for sale Mint condition still in original boxes BOM hard drive 14 inch color monitor included asking $1200 or b es t offer Call Steve at 928-0434 Leave a message if necessaryPOWER MAC 7100 - CD 8MB (16MB with Ram doubler) 1000MB hard drive 15 Apple color monitor ether-net geo-port more (215) 785-2347 leave message PRINTER for PowerMac Color StyleWriter 2400 3-month old excellent condition $350 obo (215) 785-2347 leave message Whiripool 195 cu ft refridgeratorfreezer for sale converted to kegorator needs C02 and tap Great for partiesi Call Paul 243-0370 and leave m e s s a g e ___Macintosh Items PAS-16 NuBus card 1 6 bit audio recording and editing $40 obo Extemal 80 MB Quantum drive $75 obo internal 52 MB Quantum drive $30 oboCall 387-9706_______________________8 0 0 0 BTU Whirlpool Air Conditioner iri good condition Price $175 negotiable Call3 8 6 9 5 5 5 ____________________1986 black Honda Civic CRX s i 116k highway miles 5 spd power sun roof AMFM c a s s e t te AC Cali (215) 222-4948__________________________Manual Typewriters $15 to $25 each CallGeorge (215) 985-9734___________Emerson 2 6 rsquo TV too large for my apart-ment $40 obo 222-6830 ___rsquoCable TV Descramblersrsquo Ali makes and models 215-739-6187

WantedPERFECT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Inform ation Superhighw ayTelecommunications Work from home Low risk High profit No inventory No coi- lections No deliveries (215)365-5303 A PRICELESS GIFT Make a unique and pershysonal contribution to another familys hapshypiness Women (ages 21-34) are needed to d o n a te eggs for infertile co u p les Compensation For more information 215-829-5095______________________Needed A queen size bed must be clean Call Fan 8 9 5 -1 2 3 3 or sg932tw6postdrexel edu

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Help WantedEASY WORK- EXCELLENT PAY mailing prodshyucts Send SASE to INTL 2221 Peachtree Road NE Suite D-415 A tlanta GA^309^______________________C ruise -S h ips Hiring - Earn up to $2000+month Worid travel Seasonal amp full-time positions No exp necessary For info call 1-2066340468 ext C52804Part time helper- to assist property owner in maintaining several properties Duties include weeding cleaning ap tartm ents between move Ins sweeping pavements etc Approx 20 hours weekly $7 00hour 3 866722 ___

Lost amp FoundHELP Lost a small purple-striped hard- backed lsquo A d d re ss e s rsquo book in Com m onwealth around 7 1 0 P le a se retum to Creese 212 (Dr Fuller) THANKS

AnnouncementsFree Financial Aid Over $6 billion in private sector grants amp scholarships is now availshyable All students are eligible regardless of grades income or parents income Let us help Call Student Rnancial Services 1- 800-26S6495 ext F52802Looking for ways to have fun amp make a difshyference this summer The Office of Student Community Services (Creese 223) has a list of summer cam ps amp programs tha t need YOUR help Cali 895-2158 or 1522for more info __________Turkish Cultural Club m eets 1 st amp 3rd Thursdays of the month 330pm at 3034 MacAlister HallRight here at Drexel- Dr Fields will be workshying with 8th graders from local schools- improving their math skills If you would like to volunteer to help please call Linda Arendt at 895-2158 or stop by at Creese 223 _ROC Movie Festival sponsored by the Republic of China Student Association Time 7-9pm Daily 7 3 1 to 8 6 PlaceNesbitt Hall 1st floor ___COOP JAPAN Opportunities in Japan availshyable to engineering science CIST majors US c itizen s or p erm an en t re s id e n ts Stipend plus airfare provided Must apply well in advance and be able to complete at least two terms of Japanese Information 895-2192 or 895-2499

Personals[Your name] mdash You don t need magic What you need is a long hard phatas-magoric fuck [N ^am e] __________Damn it my name is not Brian ____TEQ 13th was great Looking forward to Saturday See you then WBDNA YOY BM Pookie The past few weelis have been incredible although I couldve lived without the video camera Thanks for trying and for ail you do I love you - kiska PS Kiss myleft butt cheeky _________________There is a Fine Line between looking outfor Yourself and being^Ifisji^___________Hey Mary (Mary) Janet (Planet) Jared (Rainbow) and Byron (BYRON) Whatever h^penned to_SPQR^the whitest oneIs it just me or does this terni suck assB _________ _ _ ^Myke thanks for being suclv a great Big Brother I promise fun times are to follow Ilove you^man Your lil sis - Colleen______Irene long time no write h ere s to two weeks of fun a month off then the fun starts right back up same times different place love you - nick

The Triangle July 281995laquo11

K a r a o k e n i g h t a t R e x rsquosW h y a re th e y c a lle d F iv e -E ig h t W h a t w a s o n ta p G e t o j f y o u r ass a n d g o n e x t tim e

BradWibleEntertainment Editor

Stop wasting your money So many of us have done our part filling the stadium s for the chance to sit a hundred yards from a band who after years of doing so doesnrsquot really need $40 per ticket

W ithout question the Vet exists solely to be empty during the NFL playoffs not for the dilutshyed em otion of stadium anthems

The Spectrum is for homosexual hockey stars and dunking on the home team not musical candy for10000 people

Rexrsquos in West Chester is where big concert vicshytims can go for reprogram m ing and sp iritual enlightenment

The small size o f this bar translates into super low cover charges realistic non-stadium priced beverages and m ost im portantly music in which microphones and severe amplifishycation are luxuries not necessishyties

If enough o f you make the trip out they may someday even be able to stop using plastic

T h e r e s t o f th e w o rld ^s f r o n t m e n

c a n o h I d o n t k n o w s h o o t

th e m s e lv e s in th e h e a d a t th e h e ig h t

o f th e ir p o p u la r i ty

cups I can dream canrsquot IBy the most divine of intershy

ventions I was privileged enough to see the Athens Georgia band Five-Eight at Rexrsquos on Thursday July 20 GV and The Dusters playing one song with words and Moped an elecshytric bicycle opened

Listening to Five-Eightrsquos album s I was im mediately

struck with the rarest of feelings the intense desire to experience at any cost one of their live shows That in my world is the highest complishym ent you can pay a band

Finally after wearing my tapes thin from use I had my opportushynity

After witnessshying lead singerguitarist Mike Mantionersquos fronting of this four- man wall of sound the rest of the worldrsquos front men can oh I donrsquot know shoot themselves in the head at the height of their popularity

Mantionersquos energy and range of emotions expressed through the lyrics delivery and guitar rem inded me of m adm an-in- residence P T Brsquockly of local

PATTIY TORNOSfcy RBcortfs

The worlds only known photo of th e living proof th a t S ea Monkeys if fed the proper diet of aerosol c h e e se on used Band-Alds can grow to enonnous s izes with personalized hair styles

death-hip-hop greats UbisuntThe stage at Rexrsquos a foot high

and within pissing distance of every spot in the house was home this night for one of the most incredible (probably typishycal for the band) displays of the expressive power of music

Better than therapy (I really want some if anyone is interestshyed) Five-Eight simultaneously enraged depressed inspired and disturbed me

Runaway Mack truck ram shypages gave way to subtle shifts in volume and inflection employshy

ing dynamics and tempo like the great band they are I heard the story of my life when they played ldquoKaraokerdquo although they were kind enough to leave out the really inhuman nasty parts lest I lose my shit and kill (just likeOJ mdash ldquokut da bitchrdquo)

My only gripe is that I didnrsquot get to hear ldquoWhat They Didrdquo the song which I hum to myself m ore than any since ldquoJimmy Crack Comrdquo

Finally when the show was winding down Mantione was left alone on stage where he

closed with ldquoWeirdordquo doing as much with four minutes and a guitar as is humanly possible The memory of that song alone will be enough to brighten many days to come

Two great tastes that taste great together Five-Eight and Rexrsquos are both worthy of your adoration and should be praised and lauded for the true greatness they represent greater than anyshything you and I with our weakshyness of mind body and soul can hope ever to achieve

I can admit it Can you

Join the FanclubT h e y r e n o t fa n c y h u t t h e y k n o w th e ir w a y a r o u n d a p o p lo ve song

Damn SEPTA strike

Brad WibleEntertainment Editor

Theyrsquove killed men just to watch them die And then they woke up

Teenage Fanclub everyonersquos favorite Scottish four-piece pop rock love song band is back on the scene striMng the rock and roll posture for their most recent release Grand Prix a tribute to M ario A ndretti who always drove his car well

Teenage Fanclub named for the bandrsquos affinity for 17 year- old slutty Catholic school girls (I think itrsquos legal to bang them in Scotland) made their first big splash on the music scene with

NITIN VADUKULDGC Records

their 1991 release Bandwagon- esque If that album touched you in places your bathing suit covshyered th e re rsquos a pre tty good chance that Grand Prix just m ight get to th ird base Hey man smell my finger

The songs are by no means complicated They possess that simple pop quality that made the early Beatles so popular Grand Prix is an exercise in the effective use of easy electric guitar and bass

Try this at home make an electric guitar listen to the album and learn to play it Itrsquos easier than you think In no way do I mean this as an insult More

bands could take a lesson and cut out all the bullshit that is ftm for a few listens only to sound contrived after a month Just for spice theyrsquove tossed in occasionshyal strings piano and horns The result is a very basic yet catchy album to put on and bounce your cat to

The lyrics are founded on the bandrsquos desire to be honest about the joy and pain found in life and its complex relationships The nervous breakdown of a friend is chronicled in ldquoTearsrdquo

ldquoNeil Jungrdquo is about neither the psychoanalyst nor the 97 year-old guitar rocker but about a friend having a relationship with a crazy woman 1 wonder what that would be like Poorguy

Grand Prix is not for those of you who make it a point to never buy an album unless it is ground breaking and different (aU six of you) Donrsquot let that stop you If there is a spot in your heart that needs to feel the bittersweet tickshyle of poppy love songs look no further In fact get your Christmas shopping done early Your Uncle Tippy is a huge fan

Music A A A

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12 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

Entertainment

T e s to s te ro n e c in e m a

RICHARD BiMSHARDHollywood Pictures

Itrsquos all about justice And helmets And chicks And Zippo lighters hanging from my shoulder

Aaron SchantzStaff Writer

Sylvester Stallone has come a long way from the days of Rocky and Rambo Hersquos tried his hand at comedies Stop Or M y Mom Will Shoot) and has returned to his forte of action movies

This summ er Stallone picks up the big guns and this time dons a helm et and a flying motorcycle for the comic book based Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd for those of you

who donrsquot know (or donrsquot care) is based on a popu la r British comic book about a post-apoca- lyptic city of the future where the police are the judge jury and often executioner all in one

The movie received a lo t of hype from disgruntled fans who were upset over Dredd removing his helmet

In the com ic D redd never once show ed his ugly m ug However the producers felt they couldnrsquot cast such a well-known

actor for the part without showshying his face But I have to side with fans on this one

In the m ovie we on ly see Stallone ldquoJudgingrdquo for a b rief time before hersquos stripped of his badge and kicked out of Mega City One

From th e re on i t rsquos ju st Stallone in a future action flick loosely based on a p o p u la r com ic If n o t for a few of D re d d rsquos m ost fam ous o p p o shynents the ABC robot and Mean

Machine (albeit in minor roles) the movie could have been just about any post- apocalyptic sci-fi sh o o t rsquoem up p y ro techn ic thriller

But herersquos where we make the d is t in c tio n betw een ju s t any thriller and Judge Dredd Anyone can write a futuristiff movie with big explosions and lots of stunts bu t making one fluent enjoyshyable and with a decent script is not such an easy task Dredd is the latter of the two

T he story gets underw ay alm ost immediately and wersquore th row n into a sinister p lo t of deception and lust for power w herein D red d is fram ed stripped of his badge and mercishyfully sent to prison (as opposed to being executed on the spot)

After that the movie becomes more predictable but you wonrsquot notice because your brain has gone into neutral and yoursquore just admiring the outstanding special effects and action sequences

I wouldnrsquot be taken seriously as a writer if I didnrsquot make some reference to Stallonersquos last sci-fi action movie Demolition Man A nd even th o u g h Taco Bell didnrsquot have some corny marketshying tie-in there were plenty of other similarities

S tallone was the le thal enforcer of a futuristic city with a beautiful and playful female cop companion and a villain tied very closely to the hero

All have a bitter aftertaste of Demolition M an But the huge scope of Dredd the action and the amazing sets place Dredd far above the sterile utopia depicted in Demolition Man

I didnrsquot even make a connecshy

tio n betw een the two movies until the climactic battle scene at the end Dredd dukes it out with his evil coun terpart Rico in a scene and set taken alm ost directly out of the cryo-prison scene from Demolition Man

T he m ovie is over sho rtly after leaving some issues unreshysolved And unfortunately there is even the predictable and out o f ch a rac ter H ershey Kiss thrown in at the end

The movie could have been better had the producers stuck m ore closely to the comic and avoided sim ilarities to Demoshylition M an H ow ever had S tallone no t played D redd 1 probably w ouldnrsquot have made any connection

Still Stallone does an excelshylen t job as D redd and no expense was spared in making this a fantastic movie to watch

If you are in the m ood for some blast-it-up action with a not too shabby plot and a slack lipped actor yelling ldquoI am the lawrdquo at five minute intervals I w ould s trong ly recom m end going to see Judge Dredd

I even liked this movie better than that other summ er comic book-based movie But th a trsquos p robably because it was over hyped and a little too far fetched for me Would someone explain how at the end the caped crusadshyer happens to fall faster than the other two people hersquos saving

Film A A A

Judge Dredd Sylvester Stallone Joan Chen Max Von Sydow

D irected by Danny Cannon Hollywood Pictures

A hot cool listenA voice you could marry not to mention feminism poetry and jazzBradWibleEntertainment Editor

Knowing how students at this university are interested in the im p o rtan ce to the changing world of the em powerment of women (ldquoWhatrsquos that and how can it improve my resumerdquo) I know that the album Zipless by Vanessa Daou will surely find a welcome spot in the stereo at all of the hippest way-cool ldquoIrsquom a brother hererdquo parties

The lyrics for Zipless are taken from Becoming Light a collecshytio n o f poem s by Erica Jong Jong perhaps most famous for her book Fear o f Flying has been one of the loudest literary voices of the past three decades p ro shym oting the sexual and social freedom of w om en and in a greater sense of people in genershyal Jong even contributed a new poem ldquoSmokerdquo a recollection of rsquo60s drug culture

Working closely with Jong Vanessa Daou wrote and sang all the songs while her husband

Peter played all the instruments an d hand led th e p ro d u c tio n duties The result is a smoother- th a n -sm o o th a lbum of jazzdance music with some of the greatest lyrics Irsquove heard in a while (at least since I got my hearing back after that problem I had with head pressure)

On ldquoSunday Afternoonsrdquo the softness of Vanessarsquos voice seeps into your ears telling of the bitshytersweet taste of longing obsesshysively for a lover to the point of making oneself sick My deepest sympathy to anyone condemned to such an existence

ldquoBecoming A Nunrdquo builds to the lines ldquoIrsquom m arching over cobblestones like heads of men I have knownrdquo

My favorite song by far is ldquoAlcestis On The Poetry Circuitrdquo The song opens with the lines ldquoThe best slave does not need to be beaten She beats hershyselfrdquo The verses that follow tell the sad but too true story of beautiful intelligent women

w ho still m a in ta in te rr ib ly warped self images in which they see no th ing b u t ugliness and inadequacy C halk it up to a male dominated society or bad oysters itrsquos still a shame

The lyrics are delivered in soft hushed tones creating a balanced sound and allowing the d ru m s and bass to ca rry the music while improv instruments riff around the words 1 recomshymend this album to anyone who w ants a tru ly cool listen with lyrics which d o n rsquot insult your taste or intelligence

Maybe an even better tactic would be mandatory listening by everyone resulting in reassured women less men with knuckles dragging on the ground and a better life for everyone in genershyal Irsquom sure you lose sleep over it

Music A A A A

MICHAa HALSBANDMCM Records

Produced by Peter Daou reg $ 1 0 0 0 0 0 of operations over a five year periodMCA Recofds The Fonz is looking b e tte r than ever They look sooooo real

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IndexThe Triangle Classifieds are sepashyrated into 11 available classificashytions in the order below If you cannot find a heading there are no ads of that type in this weekrsquos newspaper

ApartmentsSubletsRoonunatesFor SaleWantedText BooksServicesHelp WantedLost amp FoundAnnouncementsPersonals

Placing ClassifiedsThe deadline for placing a

classified ad is 500 pm on the Tuesday of the week of the issue in which you want your ad to appear

Forms must be completed in full and writing should be legishyble

If there are no copies of the classified form available write your ad on a full sheet of paper Include your name organization phone num ber and address If you are a Drexel student please include your student num ber Always make note of the date the ad was placed and the section in which you wish the ad to be placed Be sure to sign your name

In PersonO ur office is 3010 MacAlister Hall

MaUThe Triangle Attn Classifieds Manager 32nd 8c Chestnut Streets Philadelphia PA 19104

FaxThe Triangle Fax number is (215) 895-5935 If your ad is a paid ad a copy o f the check or money order should be faxed and the orig ina l should be m ailed or dropped ofif in person

Costs amp LimitsDREXEL ADVERTISERSCost FREE Exceptions normal ad rates apply for personal busishynesses and apartmentsLimits 2 classified ads per person per issue with a 40 word maxishymum for each Personals have a 25 word maximum Ads will be edUed for length

OUTSIDE ADVERTISERSCost (per issue) $450 for the first 25 words and $25 for each word thereafter Tear sheets are $25 extra Ads must be pre-paid Payment can be made by cash money order or checkLimits there are no ad limits or word limits for paid classifieds

Additional InfoIf there is a charge for your

advertisement full payment must be received before the ad can run

Multiple ads with duplicate subjects will n o t be accepted unless they are paid for

No classified will be accepted over the telephone

Ads may be cancelled or corshyrected by notifying the classifieds staff in writing or by phone by the 500 pm Tuesday deadline No refimds will be given for can celled ads

ApartmentsFabulous NY loft-style renovatloni 6 Br 2 Bt full mod kit ww carpet central air economical gas appliances huge roofdecK washerdryer Avail Sept 1 35th amp Spring Garden REDUCED to $1250 + 731-9550 38XX L a n caste r 6 Br 3 Bth ea t-in idtchen large living room coinop laundry old pool table $1100month September1 Cali 483-239510 nronth leaseNice 2 bedroom apt for rent Large nwd- em Fenced^n backyard garbage disposal 32nd amp Powelton Call Jay or Erin laquo (215)386-1872____________________________BRIGHT NEWLY RENOVATED 5BR 2BT HOME full mod kit ww carpet central air econom ical g as app liances landshyscaped backyard washerdryer storage basement Avail Sept 1 possibly earlier 3 2 n d amp Spring G arden REDUCED to$1100 + 731-9550___________________35XX Baring 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms modem kitchen w DW microwave washshyerdryer Full floor private Victorian home Rent includes all utilities Very quiet locashytion Private entrance $1020 John 587-6937________________________________

2 BEDROOM APARTMENT INew Listings) 3 4 th amp Baring 1 MODERN WASHERDRYER $ 6 5 0 AVAILABLE JUNEJULY OTHER LOCATIONS AVAIL- ABLE FRANKLIN RENTALS 382-7368 Come one mdash come all mdash We have several a p a r tm e n ts and h o u s e s av a ilab le in Powelton Village IBR to 4BR various prices Call for help (610) 279-12052 Bedrooms available 32nd and Powelton Modem Dishwasher garbage disposal central air gas heat wall to wall carpet $650 + Util Must see (610) 279-1205 3312 HAMILTON STREET Efficiencies one and two bedroom s from $ 2 9 9 m o up Heat gas and hot water incl All apts have walk-in closets lots of windows walkingdistance to school 349-9429___________Within two blocks of Drexel Gym clean safe affordable apts avail Some with wd or deck Small well-behaved pets wel- come Call 610664-7779______________3 BR Apt-500 N 34th copySpring Garden Large rooms wood amp carpeted floors large kitchen backyard tile bath Free WD Gasheat $900+ 3866722_________________37th amp Spring Garden Huge beautiful 6 BR 2BT house Garden porch 3 fireshyplaces bay windows basem ent WD CA Great backyard $1450 bulllaquo- Call 387-1002 Available Aug 1st________________34th amp Powelton 2 BR immediate occushypancy Also 1 BR bull newly updated amp paint- ed AC backyard secure (215) 477-7186 One and two bedroom a p a r tm e n ts Powelton village HW floors 15 bath DW patio coin-op laundry in basem ent Call and leave message 624-7536

Apartments3300 Spring Garden Recently renovated bright 2 BR apt with central air gas heat new carpeting tile bath lots of extras A m ust see Convenient to bus route into city $495 + util Call Chris (609) 429-0463________________________________34th amp Arch Streets Spacious sunny one bedroom apartment Laundry facilities off s t r e e t parking Available S ep tem ber $550m onth includes heat amp hot water(610) 527-7809_______________________Newly renovated 2 BR apartment Best location Laundry facilities $650m onth includes heat and hot water AvailableSeptember (610) 527-7809____________5 BR 3 Bath apartment Garbage disposal dishwasher laundry Renovated sunny 3 7 0 7 Hamilton S t $ 1 2 5 0 + u tilities Available September (610) 527-7809 Powelton lovely 3 story townhouse 3+ BR 1 large w cathedral ceiling 2 1 2 bath basem ent backyard mod kitchen DW WD $900 + (610) 39amp06983 6 0 0 SPRING GARDEN- clean secure attractive apts Eff starting at $310 1-BR $375 2-BR $500 Heat incl 322-60413 BR-434 N 34th St Living room large kitchen tile bath free WD DW $775Includes heat 3Samp6722_______________2 BR- 38th amp Lancaster Baring Private e n tra n c e 1 large BR 1 sm all g rea t kitchen tile bath nice yard free WD Gasheat $695-t- 3866722_______________37th amp Powelton Large 3 BR apt WD large kitchen large living room Available 9 1 9 5 $875month No pets Call 387-6793________________________________37th amp Powleton Large amp small 1 BR apt Some large enough for 2 people Rents from $360 No pets Call 387679335th amp Hamilton Efficiency apt Available 9 1 9 5 $340month Heat included Nopets Cali 387-6793___________________1 BR-3406 Spring Garden St Living Room kitchen tile bath newly renovated Free WD Inexpensive gas heat $425+ 386-6722________________________________1 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Uving area Free WD DW tile bath interior security bars $550- Includes heat hot water amp cooking gas 3866722 Efficiency-3406 Spring Garden St-Perfect for 1 person Galley kitchen carpeted interior security bars gas heat $320+ 3866722 Free WD

Mallte up to $2000-$4000i- per month teaching basic conversational English abroad Japan Taiwan and S Korea Many employers provide room amp board + other benefits No teaching background or Asian languages required For more information call____ (206) 632-1146 ext J52801

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LE R N ER C O U R T A P A R TM E N TS 120 N 34TH ST 3409-15 RACE ST1 B R - L a r g e B e d r o o m N ic e A p a r tm en t

2 B R - D r e a m P la c e (Sa f e N o N ig h t m a r e s )3 B R - L a r g e 1 3 L iv in g R o o m (G o o d f o r 4 p e o p l e )4 B R - B ig as a h o u se (M a id S e r v ic e E x t r a )

Serving Drexel Students needs for 50 yearsThese apartments feature Central Air amp Gas Heat

Laundry Facilities on Premises Excellent Security Very Resonable Rates Dont Worry Be Happy and SafeLive in Lemer Court Place

886-9999 (tgt 222-5406

DONrsquoT PUT UP WITH DIRTY AND DISRiPUTABLE APARTMENTS

O ur A partments are Immaculately clean W e have o ne tw o a n d three bedroom

APARTMENTS AVAILABLE FOR SEPTEMBER ISTSome have patios desks fireplaces a n d yards

OUR BUILDINGS ARE LOVELY IBSTORIC RESTORATIONS MAINTAINED TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS

OWNED AND MANAGED BY COMMUNITY RESIDENTS HEAT IS ALWAYS INCLUDED

ONE Efficiency from $375Several One Bedroomsfrom $475 Several Two Bedroomsfrom $600

UVB IN mSTORIC POWELTON VILLAGE CALL

Meridian A ssociates 387-7808

Apartments2 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Living area nice kitchen tile bath pine floors DW free WD $795 Includes heat amp hot water 386-67223 BR apt-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Patlograssy area IMng area nice kitchen 0W free WD interior security bars $975 Includes heat amp hot water 3Samp6722__________________2 BR apt 432 N 34th St-Llving room large kitchen tile bath Interior security bars small yard Free WD Gas heat$595-gt- 38^6722________________2 BR apartments-3408 Spring Garden St Under construction-wlll be ready for Sept1 1 9 9 5 If In te re s te d will give tour through-even though not complete Prices given at showing 386-6722

4 BR at 32 st for $raquoB000^onthwD WW Dishwasher Call 382-5534 3 BR Large room For $79500 Call 382-5534

33rd amp Baring 1 BR apt large enough for2 Well lit a re a availab le now $395month If Interested call (908) 874- 2723__________________A spacious attractive well maintained corshyner lot h o u se c lo se to c am p u s S e p ta c a m p u s bus line 6 BRs 2 kitchens 2 bathroom s living amp dining room full b a sem en t WD amp security alarm 35th amp Hamilton Call Jen (610)649-2732________________________32nd amp Baring Street Recently renovated bright 2BR apt Heat Included Lots of extras Avail Sept 1 $550 -f electric CallChris 6 0 raquo 4 290463 ________________1 BR- $365m onth heat Included back yard w to w carpeting amp 2 Ig c lo se ts Efficiency for rent Loft Heat amp electric included w to w carpeting Ig closet 32nd amp Baring For info please call 483-2845

Apartments2 BR apt for rent Beautiful Victorian buildshying Hardwood floor Heat Included 34th amp Race street $575month For Info please call 483-28451 BR Apt 32 amp Baring Wood floors $435 plus utilities Franklin Rentals 382-73682 BR Apt (New Listings) 34 amp Baring Modem WD $650 Available JuneJuly Other locations available Franklin Rentals 382-73683 BEDROOM APARTMENTS Several now listingsl from $700 to $1100 Call for our new tri-level listing available 9 9 5 at 34thamp Baring Franklin Rentals 382-73684 BR House 34th amp Lancaster wood floors spacious rooms available 9 9 5 $1350 Ranklin Rentals 382-7368

2 bedroom apartment September 1st 1 yr lease Full clothes washer and dryer dishshywasher garbage disposal central air and security system Owner on premises Call Tom 6 6 2 - ( ^ l $650 monmSun-filled large apt close to campus at 33rd and Baring Renovated mdash 2 bedshyrooms and den separate eat-in kitchen Hardwood floors new appliances etc Faculty m em ber owned and occupied house Sorry non-smokers only Pleasecall Dr Weiner 386-5079________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD alt utilities inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or 895-1270 Ask for ScottPOWELTON VILUGE Quaint 3 BRlsquo 1 1 2 bath central air DW WD hard wood rugs amp alamn system Available September1 $620 plus Call 657-6657___________3735 Lancaster Ave-1 BR newly renovatshyed ceramic tile kitchen amp bath ww carshypet air conditioned $400 including heat amp water 609-7780722

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MINUTES FROM DREXELS CAMPUS amp CONVENIENT TO PENN^ a c io u s modern renovated and reconditioned 1 bedroom (flats amp bi-levels) and 2 bedrooms w w carpet ceiling fans track lites AC convenient laundry facilities3 bedroom bi-^evel Spacious amp good storage 2 1 2 baths W D D W central air high efficiency gas heat w w carpet Town houses 2 bi-level bedrooms amp 1 bedroom w patio G arage 2 1 2 baths w w carpet W D D W high efficiency gas heat central air security system

bull NOW AVAILABLE FOR FAU RENTALRental office a t 32nd Street end of Povelton Avenue

(just down the block from Village Pizza)215-387-3314

Hours M onday-Friday 10 to 5 bull O pen Saturday amp Sunday

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S ep t 3 4 1 8 B aring S t IB R $ 510 Ju n e S e p t 3301 P o w e lto n A ve IB R $360-$475

S ep t 3205 P earl S t 3B R H ouse $675 S ep t 3202 P o w e lto n A ve 3B R $10 0 0 A ug 3 512 L a n c a s te r A ve 3B R $ 850

A u g ^ e p t 4 1 0 N o 3 2 n d S t 4B R $13 0 0 S ep t 3437 L an c as te r S t 4B R H ouse $1275 S ep t 3613 W a rre n S t 4B R H ouse $13 5 0

Aug 3706 Spring G arden St 6BR $1450 A tuI many more to choose from

38716o23301 Powelton Avenue Philadelphia PA

10 The TrianglelaquoJuly 281995

ApartmentsSix bedroom apt bull 432 N 34th St Nice rooms llvfng room contemp kitchen carshypeted two tile baths free washerdryer dishwasher not a party house $1200 + 3 8 M 7 2 2 _ _ _Great room in modem house Ali amenishyties AC Great view $350 763-7000 Close to campus34xx HAMILTON ST Huge 2 BR apartshyments on tree-lined street High ceilings spacious living room eat-in kitchen full bath Rent includes heat hot water and cooking gas Must see Call nowl 21amp662- 079736 amp Powelton Ave 3 bedrooms and 25 baths Bi-level apt private entrance and backyard WD GD $950 month Studio apartment recently renovated 387-7278 Two bedroom apartment 32nd and Baring7 mln walk to school Apartnwnt has sepshyarate living room and each room has good c lose t space WD In basem en t Very secure building Available September 1 s t $550 includes heatl Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school Very clean apartment and quiet unit Large bedroom with good size clo se t WD In basem ent Very secure building Available September 1st $395 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school GREAT VIEW OF THE CITY Very clean apartm ent with high ceilings and large eat-in kitchen Separate living room WD in basement Very secure buikl- ing Available now or September 1st $415 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 n i^ t Ask for ChrisEfficiency apartment at 32 amp Baring $305 Franklin Rentals 382-73681 BEDROOM APARTMENTS (5 locations in Powelton Village and Art Museum Area) Wood floors exposed brick laundry and morel from $435 Franklin Rentals 382-7368 ____________________4 BEDROOM HOUSE 32 amp Baring Wall to Wall carpet yard $1000 Franklin Rentals382-7368 ______Sunny 2nd floor efficiency located at 3325 Spring G aarden Tiled bath and large k itchen with g a s s to v e tiled behind counter top Owner lives next door call Ray Leave message 222-6162 only $330a month (opens Sept 15)__________Large two b^room located at 3325 Spring Garden Sunny entire 3rd floor with lots of natural wood Large bath with kitchen Owner lives next door heat included Call Ray - leave a message 222-6162 $ 5 ^ a month starts Sept 1LANCASTER AVE APARTMENT mdash 2 bedshyrooms living room share cool roofdeck Modem kitchen electric amp closets in Victoshyrian building AC $500M 0 Call Ariene mdash 222-7675 (Pets OK deposit)34th and Baring - 1 BR apartm ent Well- maintained beautiful neighbortiood Safe and veiy secure Spacious Ww carpeting laundry backyard high ceilings Rent includes heat and waterl $415 222-6830Avail Sept 1 ____________________3 4 1 7 R ace S t mdash 3 B D ^ 7 2 BTF Spacious enough for 4-5 people LR LIB

Apartments Roommates For Sale ServicesDR KIT DW GD WD (free) pvt courtshyyard brk nook bask cable and all utilities included $1460mo Avail 9 1 Call (215)^5626_____________________Airy 2BR APT in Powelton Village 1 5 baths 3rd fl of owners home $565mo Includes all utilities except electricity No smoking no pets Available 9 1 9 5 (215) 387-2721POWELTON VILLAGE Quaint three bedshyroom 15 bath central air dishwasher washer w asherdryer hard wood rugs artd alarm system Available September 1 $620 plus Call 657-6657

SubletsNtee 1 BR apt 33rd amp Baring heat includshyed available immediately $550m onth387-1226 or after 5 (717) 654-2850Nice 2 BR apt at 33rd and Baring heat inc luded availab le im m ediately $ 6 7 5 m o n th 3 87-1226 or after 5 a t(717) 6 5 4 - 2 8 5 0 ____ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch W 0 One block from campus $250month 561-0572 KOREAN STUDENTS WELCOME Large room $230 small room $150 All utilities included Upper Daritgty (610)642-5837Mrs Lee^____________ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch WD One block from campus $250month 561-0572 Rooms to let mdash beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Large rooms with high ce ilin g s and w indow s Porch WasherDryer One block from campus $250 a month 561-0572______________

Roommates___Room in a beautiful very quiet Victorian house Walking distance from school safe wood floor sky lights Great place Large bedroom $250+util Available NOW Call Lance 215-382-8848 (moming and night) Leave a message2 ROOMMATES NEEDED Beginning S ep tem b er 1 Lg 3 BR 2 1 2 Bath H ouse B a sem en t Living Room Lg kitchen front amp back yards gas heat walk- in closet built-in shelf space hardwood floors high ceilings close to cam pus $26666month 1 3 utilities Call 387- 8 123 Please leave message___________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD All utilities Inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or895-1270 Ask for Scott______________ _Roommate wanted for a quiet 2 BR apt in close suburbs Kitchen Dinning Room Living Room and 1 bath WD on premisis rent $275 plus 1 2 of utilities prefer non- sm oker and relatively neat (610)284-^ 6 a _______________________Roommate wanted to share 2 br apartshyment Modem apartment Currently occushypied by one person 44th amp Spruce Veiy se cu re Partially furnished WD Only $300m o (incl heat and gas) Call 382- 7417 Leave m essage_________________2 male or female roommates needed for large house 3 floors 2 full kitchens 3 full baths washerdryer House holds 6 peo-

ESCORTS AT YOUR LOCATION

bullATTRACTIVE FRIENDLY GIRLS ALWAYS AVAILABLE

bullONE LOW PRICE INCLUDES EVERYTHING

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pie comfortably $250 + utilities 34th and Powelton CaH Jen or Mandy at 382-6830If Intefested__________________________$22Sper nwnth + utilities for room In renshyovated clean house wtth polished wooden floors and rear yard Free washerdryer exercisevMlght room ctose to Center City and cam pus Mature non-smokers preshyferred P lease call George (215) 985- 9734

For SaleFor sa le 2 S ears twin size beds (box spring w mattress) brand new $50 each1 pure wood IKEA study table with 8 big dravrars and capacity to accomodate two along with a comfortable chair 2 months okl $435 two table lamps $5 each wooden center table $10 2 Sears dining stools $10 each Call 222-3382 leave a mes-

Tone Worshippers Unite Guitar - Martin OM - 28 Vint^e re-issue Pristine $2750 - new Yours for $1500 Call (302) 655-7954_______________________________Fumlture amp Sears carpet cleaner-good con- ditton worilts great Also Desk $49 Darit colonial pine 2-door cabinet w 2-level hutch $79 Lamptable $29- or best offer3 866634 ____________________________Moving Sale Printer (HP Desk Jet 500 1 1 2 ) Negotiable $120 IKEA bed (single bed frame with bed storage boxes matshytress) $60 Metal chair (light-blue 1 1 2) $4 each Girlrsquos bike (2 1 2 ) $35 Floor lamp $6 Plastic small desk (white 1 12-yr-old) Call (215) 382-5020_____________

For Sale Bike $35 Stereo $35 Mattress $30 Desk lamp $6 Please contact NancyO 222-3681_________________________Fumiture-Kltchen table-mariale curcular top$39 lamptable $10 3866634________Air Conditioner 5000BTU 3 months oldAsking $175 Call 482-5687____________Two Apple Macintosh SErsquos (one monitor only) software installed Call (609)727-4033 ask for Jay or Erin________________

FURNITURE FOR SALE Matching couch loveseat amp chair Earth tone colors Will sell separately or as a set Asking price $120 (for all three) or best offer Call 387-8123 Please leave message___________MODEM 9600 Baud MNPV 42V 42bis $30 Call 351-6289________________

Lingerie Chest DK Oak Veneer 6 drawers Dimensions 165 x 175 (w) x 50 (h)$35 Call 351-6285___________________Rolltop desk w chair DK Brown Veneer gold hardware w 8 drawers Dimensions 4 2 rsquo x 2 0 rsquo X 4 0 rsquo (h)$35 Call 351-6289 Bowling Balls mdash Hammers Burgandy 16 tbs purchased from 1994 Long Island Open Pro Tour Never been resurfaced bull $40 Blue Pear - Great dry lane bailSpace ball Also good on sloopy oil conditions bull Never been resurfaced bull $30 Call Dave 9610-2844568________________________Queen-Size sofa sleeper great for studio or small room - $200 Also small chest-of- drawers and desk - $25 each Everything for $225 Call 895-2493 ask for JimMAC SE30 Must sell ASAP 4MB RAM 40MB HD upgradable + 144 faxmodem

travel bag -i- security locks (especially good for dormitory use ) -f tons of games utils packages -f m anuals Asking for$800 OBO Call 382-8628_____________MOVING SALE ASAP TVVCR com bo (150) humidifier (15) answering machine (20) Panasonic electric typewriter (spellshychecking thesaurus built-in memory) (100) telephone (10) coolwarm fan (5) Pest Raider (5) food cart + ta s te r (5) Call (215) 382-8628 and leave a message Solid wood desk $25 IKEA clothes rack $40 long couch $20 beginners acoustic guitar $10 Call Frank at 387-6880 after7 p m ____________ ________________

Mac stuff (2) SEs 4MEI ram 30 or 40 MB HD SCSI drives 20 to 300MB intershynalexternal Software (eg Math CAD D eltaG raph SUM II e tc ) 2 5 MHz

6 8 0 3 0 6 8 8 2 accelerator for Mac--Printers (610) 8968088 xl356_______Ptotters Teknronix 4662 digital interactive plotter 8igten Tandy TRS-80 plotter (6pen has Houston Instruments DMP-6 roms)- manuals pens Power supplies (4) + - 15V 9 4A 5V bull 20A Apple lie enhanced accellerated color monitor (610) 896-8098 X1356________________________20 rsquo TV Panasonic (4 month used) $195 1 3 rsquo TV with VCR symphonic (6 month used) $195 Call Sung (610) 2594561 MANY SALE ITEMS T eapot m ultiple frames stuffed animals bowls flowerpots mixers fire alarm gam es v ases fish tank phone duffle bag iron typewriter m agazine rack firep lace s e t s ta b le w chairs Please call Mark for prices at387-7910__________________________Honda Accord lsquo8 3 AC P s P b 1 1 9 k Asking $1700 OBO____________________2 0 rsquo PANASONIC TV with remote $100 YORX super bass audio system mdash double cassettehigh speed dubbing 4 function remote AMFM stereo dynamic full range speakers $800 Call 263-2027 (home) or895-1987 (office)_____________________Bedroom furniture for sale dresser night s ta n d bed P rices are n eg o tiab le Everything in good condition a l l weekshydays between 9-5 1-800-456-3669 ext2803________________________________Matrix loud speakers 200 watts 2-12rsquo woofers 2-1rsquo tw eeters 6 rsquo mid range base RfFlex enclosure 49rsquoHxl5rsquoWxl5rsquoD great for parties $250 Call Dave 609-384-2346 830-500pm________________386 X 20 MHz computer with 8 meg RAM 2 1 0 meg HD VGA m onitor keyboard mouse windows 31 MSoffice 43 3 5 rsquo floppy drive excellent condition $550 Call Dave 609-384-2346 830-500pm Mac performs 400 for sale Mint condition still in original boxes BOM hard drive 14 inch color monitor included asking $1200 or b es t offer Call Steve at 928-0434 Leave a message if necessaryPOWER MAC 7100 - CD 8MB (16MB with Ram doubler) 1000MB hard drive 15 Apple color monitor ether-net geo-port more (215) 785-2347 leave message PRINTER for PowerMac Color StyleWriter 2400 3-month old excellent condition $350 obo (215) 785-2347 leave message Whiripool 195 cu ft refridgeratorfreezer for sale converted to kegorator needs C02 and tap Great for partiesi Call Paul 243-0370 and leave m e s s a g e ___Macintosh Items PAS-16 NuBus card 1 6 bit audio recording and editing $40 obo Extemal 80 MB Quantum drive $75 obo internal 52 MB Quantum drive $30 oboCall 387-9706_______________________8 0 0 0 BTU Whirlpool Air Conditioner iri good condition Price $175 negotiable Call3 8 6 9 5 5 5 ____________________1986 black Honda Civic CRX s i 116k highway miles 5 spd power sun roof AMFM c a s s e t te AC Cali (215) 222-4948__________________________Manual Typewriters $15 to $25 each CallGeorge (215) 985-9734___________Emerson 2 6 rsquo TV too large for my apart-ment $40 obo 222-6830 ___rsquoCable TV Descramblersrsquo Ali makes and models 215-739-6187

WantedPERFECT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Inform ation Superhighw ayTelecommunications Work from home Low risk High profit No inventory No coi- lections No deliveries (215)365-5303 A PRICELESS GIFT Make a unique and pershysonal contribution to another familys hapshypiness Women (ages 21-34) are needed to d o n a te eggs for infertile co u p les Compensation For more information 215-829-5095______________________Needed A queen size bed must be clean Call Fan 8 9 5 -1 2 3 3 or sg932tw6postdrexel edu

INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS-VISITORS DV-1 Greencard Program by US Immigratton Legal Services Tel (818) 882-9681 (881) 9 98-4425 2 0 2 3 1 Stagg St Canoga Park CA 91306 Monday-Sunday 10 am-10 p m ____________________________H ER^Lire INDEPENDENT DISTRIBUTOR Call me for p ro d u c ts or opportun ity (215)602-2009 Lve Msg_________ _

Help WantedEASY WORK- EXCELLENT PAY mailing prodshyucts Send SASE to INTL 2221 Peachtree Road NE Suite D-415 A tlanta GA^309^______________________C ruise -S h ips Hiring - Earn up to $2000+month Worid travel Seasonal amp full-time positions No exp necessary For info call 1-2066340468 ext C52804Part time helper- to assist property owner in maintaining several properties Duties include weeding cleaning ap tartm ents between move Ins sweeping pavements etc Approx 20 hours weekly $7 00hour 3 866722 ___

Lost amp FoundHELP Lost a small purple-striped hard- backed lsquo A d d re ss e s rsquo book in Com m onwealth around 7 1 0 P le a se retum to Creese 212 (Dr Fuller) THANKS

AnnouncementsFree Financial Aid Over $6 billion in private sector grants amp scholarships is now availshyable All students are eligible regardless of grades income or parents income Let us help Call Student Rnancial Services 1- 800-26S6495 ext F52802Looking for ways to have fun amp make a difshyference this summer The Office of Student Community Services (Creese 223) has a list of summer cam ps amp programs tha t need YOUR help Cali 895-2158 or 1522for more info __________Turkish Cultural Club m eets 1 st amp 3rd Thursdays of the month 330pm at 3034 MacAlister HallRight here at Drexel- Dr Fields will be workshying with 8th graders from local schools- improving their math skills If you would like to volunteer to help please call Linda Arendt at 895-2158 or stop by at Creese 223 _ROC Movie Festival sponsored by the Republic of China Student Association Time 7-9pm Daily 7 3 1 to 8 6 PlaceNesbitt Hall 1st floor ___COOP JAPAN Opportunities in Japan availshyable to engineering science CIST majors US c itizen s or p erm an en t re s id e n ts Stipend plus airfare provided Must apply well in advance and be able to complete at least two terms of Japanese Information 895-2192 or 895-2499

Personals[Your name] mdash You don t need magic What you need is a long hard phatas-magoric fuck [N ^am e] __________Damn it my name is not Brian ____TEQ 13th was great Looking forward to Saturday See you then WBDNA YOY BM Pookie The past few weelis have been incredible although I couldve lived without the video camera Thanks for trying and for ail you do I love you - kiska PS Kiss myleft butt cheeky _________________There is a Fine Line between looking outfor Yourself and being^Ifisji^___________Hey Mary (Mary) Janet (Planet) Jared (Rainbow) and Byron (BYRON) Whatever h^penned to_SPQR^the whitest oneIs it just me or does this terni suck assB _________ _ _ ^Myke thanks for being suclv a great Big Brother I promise fun times are to follow Ilove you^man Your lil sis - Colleen______Irene long time no write h ere s to two weeks of fun a month off then the fun starts right back up same times different place love you - nick

The Triangle July 281995laquo11

K a r a o k e n i g h t a t R e x rsquosW h y a re th e y c a lle d F iv e -E ig h t W h a t w a s o n ta p G e t o j f y o u r ass a n d g o n e x t tim e

BradWibleEntertainment Editor

Stop wasting your money So many of us have done our part filling the stadium s for the chance to sit a hundred yards from a band who after years of doing so doesnrsquot really need $40 per ticket

W ithout question the Vet exists solely to be empty during the NFL playoffs not for the dilutshyed em otion of stadium anthems

The Spectrum is for homosexual hockey stars and dunking on the home team not musical candy for10000 people

Rexrsquos in West Chester is where big concert vicshytims can go for reprogram m ing and sp iritual enlightenment

The small size o f this bar translates into super low cover charges realistic non-stadium priced beverages and m ost im portantly music in which microphones and severe amplifishycation are luxuries not necessishyties

If enough o f you make the trip out they may someday even be able to stop using plastic

T h e r e s t o f th e w o rld ^s f r o n t m e n

c a n o h I d o n t k n o w s h o o t

th e m s e lv e s in th e h e a d a t th e h e ig h t

o f th e ir p o p u la r i ty

cups I can dream canrsquot IBy the most divine of intershy

ventions I was privileged enough to see the Athens Georgia band Five-Eight at Rexrsquos on Thursday July 20 GV and The Dusters playing one song with words and Moped an elecshytric bicycle opened

Listening to Five-Eightrsquos album s I was im mediately

struck with the rarest of feelings the intense desire to experience at any cost one of their live shows That in my world is the highest complishym ent you can pay a band

Finally after wearing my tapes thin from use I had my opportushynity

After witnessshying lead singerguitarist Mike Mantionersquos fronting of this four- man wall of sound the rest of the worldrsquos front men can oh I donrsquot know shoot themselves in the head at the height of their popularity

Mantionersquos energy and range of emotions expressed through the lyrics delivery and guitar rem inded me of m adm an-in- residence P T Brsquockly of local

PATTIY TORNOSfcy RBcortfs

The worlds only known photo of th e living proof th a t S ea Monkeys if fed the proper diet of aerosol c h e e se on used Band-Alds can grow to enonnous s izes with personalized hair styles

death-hip-hop greats UbisuntThe stage at Rexrsquos a foot high

and within pissing distance of every spot in the house was home this night for one of the most incredible (probably typishycal for the band) displays of the expressive power of music

Better than therapy (I really want some if anyone is interestshyed) Five-Eight simultaneously enraged depressed inspired and disturbed me

Runaway Mack truck ram shypages gave way to subtle shifts in volume and inflection employshy

ing dynamics and tempo like the great band they are I heard the story of my life when they played ldquoKaraokerdquo although they were kind enough to leave out the really inhuman nasty parts lest I lose my shit and kill (just likeOJ mdash ldquokut da bitchrdquo)

My only gripe is that I didnrsquot get to hear ldquoWhat They Didrdquo the song which I hum to myself m ore than any since ldquoJimmy Crack Comrdquo

Finally when the show was winding down Mantione was left alone on stage where he

closed with ldquoWeirdordquo doing as much with four minutes and a guitar as is humanly possible The memory of that song alone will be enough to brighten many days to come

Two great tastes that taste great together Five-Eight and Rexrsquos are both worthy of your adoration and should be praised and lauded for the true greatness they represent greater than anyshything you and I with our weakshyness of mind body and soul can hope ever to achieve

I can admit it Can you

Join the FanclubT h e y r e n o t fa n c y h u t t h e y k n o w th e ir w a y a r o u n d a p o p lo ve song

Damn SEPTA strike

Brad WibleEntertainment Editor

Theyrsquove killed men just to watch them die And then they woke up

Teenage Fanclub everyonersquos favorite Scottish four-piece pop rock love song band is back on the scene striMng the rock and roll posture for their most recent release Grand Prix a tribute to M ario A ndretti who always drove his car well

Teenage Fanclub named for the bandrsquos affinity for 17 year- old slutty Catholic school girls (I think itrsquos legal to bang them in Scotland) made their first big splash on the music scene with

NITIN VADUKULDGC Records

their 1991 release Bandwagon- esque If that album touched you in places your bathing suit covshyered th e re rsquos a pre tty good chance that Grand Prix just m ight get to th ird base Hey man smell my finger

The songs are by no means complicated They possess that simple pop quality that made the early Beatles so popular Grand Prix is an exercise in the effective use of easy electric guitar and bass

Try this at home make an electric guitar listen to the album and learn to play it Itrsquos easier than you think In no way do I mean this as an insult More

bands could take a lesson and cut out all the bullshit that is ftm for a few listens only to sound contrived after a month Just for spice theyrsquove tossed in occasionshyal strings piano and horns The result is a very basic yet catchy album to put on and bounce your cat to

The lyrics are founded on the bandrsquos desire to be honest about the joy and pain found in life and its complex relationships The nervous breakdown of a friend is chronicled in ldquoTearsrdquo

ldquoNeil Jungrdquo is about neither the psychoanalyst nor the 97 year-old guitar rocker but about a friend having a relationship with a crazy woman 1 wonder what that would be like Poorguy

Grand Prix is not for those of you who make it a point to never buy an album unless it is ground breaking and different (aU six of you) Donrsquot let that stop you If there is a spot in your heart that needs to feel the bittersweet tickshyle of poppy love songs look no further In fact get your Christmas shopping done early Your Uncle Tippy is a huge fan

Music A A A

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Produced by David Bianco DGC Records

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12 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

Entertainment

T e s to s te ro n e c in e m a

RICHARD BiMSHARDHollywood Pictures

Itrsquos all about justice And helmets And chicks And Zippo lighters hanging from my shoulder

Aaron SchantzStaff Writer

Sylvester Stallone has come a long way from the days of Rocky and Rambo Hersquos tried his hand at comedies Stop Or M y Mom Will Shoot) and has returned to his forte of action movies

This summ er Stallone picks up the big guns and this time dons a helm et and a flying motorcycle for the comic book based Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd for those of you

who donrsquot know (or donrsquot care) is based on a popu la r British comic book about a post-apoca- lyptic city of the future where the police are the judge jury and often executioner all in one

The movie received a lo t of hype from disgruntled fans who were upset over Dredd removing his helmet

In the com ic D redd never once show ed his ugly m ug However the producers felt they couldnrsquot cast such a well-known

actor for the part without showshying his face But I have to side with fans on this one

In the m ovie we on ly see Stallone ldquoJudgingrdquo for a b rief time before hersquos stripped of his badge and kicked out of Mega City One

From th e re on i t rsquos ju st Stallone in a future action flick loosely based on a p o p u la r com ic If n o t for a few of D re d d rsquos m ost fam ous o p p o shynents the ABC robot and Mean

Machine (albeit in minor roles) the movie could have been just about any post- apocalyptic sci-fi sh o o t rsquoem up p y ro techn ic thriller

But herersquos where we make the d is t in c tio n betw een ju s t any thriller and Judge Dredd Anyone can write a futuristiff movie with big explosions and lots of stunts bu t making one fluent enjoyshyable and with a decent script is not such an easy task Dredd is the latter of the two

T he story gets underw ay alm ost immediately and wersquore th row n into a sinister p lo t of deception and lust for power w herein D red d is fram ed stripped of his badge and mercishyfully sent to prison (as opposed to being executed on the spot)

After that the movie becomes more predictable but you wonrsquot notice because your brain has gone into neutral and yoursquore just admiring the outstanding special effects and action sequences

I wouldnrsquot be taken seriously as a writer if I didnrsquot make some reference to Stallonersquos last sci-fi action movie Demolition Man A nd even th o u g h Taco Bell didnrsquot have some corny marketshying tie-in there were plenty of other similarities

S tallone was the le thal enforcer of a futuristic city with a beautiful and playful female cop companion and a villain tied very closely to the hero

All have a bitter aftertaste of Demolition M an But the huge scope of Dredd the action and the amazing sets place Dredd far above the sterile utopia depicted in Demolition Man

I didnrsquot even make a connecshy

tio n betw een the two movies until the climactic battle scene at the end Dredd dukes it out with his evil coun terpart Rico in a scene and set taken alm ost directly out of the cryo-prison scene from Demolition Man

T he m ovie is over sho rtly after leaving some issues unreshysolved And unfortunately there is even the predictable and out o f ch a rac ter H ershey Kiss thrown in at the end

The movie could have been better had the producers stuck m ore closely to the comic and avoided sim ilarities to Demoshylition M an H ow ever had S tallone no t played D redd 1 probably w ouldnrsquot have made any connection

Still Stallone does an excelshylen t job as D redd and no expense was spared in making this a fantastic movie to watch

If you are in the m ood for some blast-it-up action with a not too shabby plot and a slack lipped actor yelling ldquoI am the lawrdquo at five minute intervals I w ould s trong ly recom m end going to see Judge Dredd

I even liked this movie better than that other summ er comic book-based movie But th a trsquos p robably because it was over hyped and a little too far fetched for me Would someone explain how at the end the caped crusadshyer happens to fall faster than the other two people hersquos saving

Film A A A

Judge Dredd Sylvester Stallone Joan Chen Max Von Sydow

D irected by Danny Cannon Hollywood Pictures

A hot cool listenA voice you could marry not to mention feminism poetry and jazzBradWibleEntertainment Editor

Knowing how students at this university are interested in the im p o rtan ce to the changing world of the em powerment of women (ldquoWhatrsquos that and how can it improve my resumerdquo) I know that the album Zipless by Vanessa Daou will surely find a welcome spot in the stereo at all of the hippest way-cool ldquoIrsquom a brother hererdquo parties

The lyrics for Zipless are taken from Becoming Light a collecshytio n o f poem s by Erica Jong Jong perhaps most famous for her book Fear o f Flying has been one of the loudest literary voices of the past three decades p ro shym oting the sexual and social freedom of w om en and in a greater sense of people in genershyal Jong even contributed a new poem ldquoSmokerdquo a recollection of rsquo60s drug culture

Working closely with Jong Vanessa Daou wrote and sang all the songs while her husband

Peter played all the instruments an d hand led th e p ro d u c tio n duties The result is a smoother- th a n -sm o o th a lbum of jazzdance music with some of the greatest lyrics Irsquove heard in a while (at least since I got my hearing back after that problem I had with head pressure)

On ldquoSunday Afternoonsrdquo the softness of Vanessarsquos voice seeps into your ears telling of the bitshytersweet taste of longing obsesshysively for a lover to the point of making oneself sick My deepest sympathy to anyone condemned to such an existence

ldquoBecoming A Nunrdquo builds to the lines ldquoIrsquom m arching over cobblestones like heads of men I have knownrdquo

My favorite song by far is ldquoAlcestis On The Poetry Circuitrdquo The song opens with the lines ldquoThe best slave does not need to be beaten She beats hershyselfrdquo The verses that follow tell the sad but too true story of beautiful intelligent women

w ho still m a in ta in te rr ib ly warped self images in which they see no th ing b u t ugliness and inadequacy C halk it up to a male dominated society or bad oysters itrsquos still a shame

The lyrics are delivered in soft hushed tones creating a balanced sound and allowing the d ru m s and bass to ca rry the music while improv instruments riff around the words 1 recomshymend this album to anyone who w ants a tru ly cool listen with lyrics which d o n rsquot insult your taste or intelligence

Maybe an even better tactic would be mandatory listening by everyone resulting in reassured women less men with knuckles dragging on the ground and a better life for everyone in genershyal Irsquom sure you lose sleep over it

Music A A A A

MICHAa HALSBANDMCM Records

Produced by Peter Daou reg $ 1 0 0 0 0 0 of operations over a five year periodMCA Recofds The Fonz is looking b e tte r than ever They look sooooo real

C l a s s i f i e d s

The Triangle bull July 281995 bull bull

IndexThe Triangle Classifieds are sepashyrated into 11 available classificashytions in the order below If you cannot find a heading there are no ads of that type in this weekrsquos newspaper

ApartmentsSubletsRoonunatesFor SaleWantedText BooksServicesHelp WantedLost amp FoundAnnouncementsPersonals

Placing ClassifiedsThe deadline for placing a

classified ad is 500 pm on the Tuesday of the week of the issue in which you want your ad to appear

Forms must be completed in full and writing should be legishyble

If there are no copies of the classified form available write your ad on a full sheet of paper Include your name organization phone num ber and address If you are a Drexel student please include your student num ber Always make note of the date the ad was placed and the section in which you wish the ad to be placed Be sure to sign your name

In PersonO ur office is 3010 MacAlister Hall

MaUThe Triangle Attn Classifieds Manager 32nd 8c Chestnut Streets Philadelphia PA 19104

FaxThe Triangle Fax number is (215) 895-5935 If your ad is a paid ad a copy o f the check or money order should be faxed and the orig ina l should be m ailed or dropped ofif in person

Costs amp LimitsDREXEL ADVERTISERSCost FREE Exceptions normal ad rates apply for personal busishynesses and apartmentsLimits 2 classified ads per person per issue with a 40 word maxishymum for each Personals have a 25 word maximum Ads will be edUed for length

OUTSIDE ADVERTISERSCost (per issue) $450 for the first 25 words and $25 for each word thereafter Tear sheets are $25 extra Ads must be pre-paid Payment can be made by cash money order or checkLimits there are no ad limits or word limits for paid classifieds

Additional InfoIf there is a charge for your

advertisement full payment must be received before the ad can run

Multiple ads with duplicate subjects will n o t be accepted unless they are paid for

No classified will be accepted over the telephone

Ads may be cancelled or corshyrected by notifying the classifieds staff in writing or by phone by the 500 pm Tuesday deadline No refimds will be given for can celled ads

ApartmentsFabulous NY loft-style renovatloni 6 Br 2 Bt full mod kit ww carpet central air economical gas appliances huge roofdecK washerdryer Avail Sept 1 35th amp Spring Garden REDUCED to $1250 + 731-9550 38XX L a n caste r 6 Br 3 Bth ea t-in idtchen large living room coinop laundry old pool table $1100month September1 Cali 483-239510 nronth leaseNice 2 bedroom apt for rent Large nwd- em Fenced^n backyard garbage disposal 32nd amp Powelton Call Jay or Erin laquo (215)386-1872____________________________BRIGHT NEWLY RENOVATED 5BR 2BT HOME full mod kit ww carpet central air econom ical g as app liances landshyscaped backyard washerdryer storage basement Avail Sept 1 possibly earlier 3 2 n d amp Spring G arden REDUCED to$1100 + 731-9550___________________35XX Baring 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms modem kitchen w DW microwave washshyerdryer Full floor private Victorian home Rent includes all utilities Very quiet locashytion Private entrance $1020 John 587-6937________________________________

2 BEDROOM APARTMENT INew Listings) 3 4 th amp Baring 1 MODERN WASHERDRYER $ 6 5 0 AVAILABLE JUNEJULY OTHER LOCATIONS AVAIL- ABLE FRANKLIN RENTALS 382-7368 Come one mdash come all mdash We have several a p a r tm e n ts and h o u s e s av a ilab le in Powelton Village IBR to 4BR various prices Call for help (610) 279-12052 Bedrooms available 32nd and Powelton Modem Dishwasher garbage disposal central air gas heat wall to wall carpet $650 + Util Must see (610) 279-1205 3312 HAMILTON STREET Efficiencies one and two bedroom s from $ 2 9 9 m o up Heat gas and hot water incl All apts have walk-in closets lots of windows walkingdistance to school 349-9429___________Within two blocks of Drexel Gym clean safe affordable apts avail Some with wd or deck Small well-behaved pets wel- come Call 610664-7779______________3 BR Apt-500 N 34th copySpring Garden Large rooms wood amp carpeted floors large kitchen backyard tile bath Free WD Gasheat $900+ 3866722_________________37th amp Spring Garden Huge beautiful 6 BR 2BT house Garden porch 3 fireshyplaces bay windows basem ent WD CA Great backyard $1450 bulllaquo- Call 387-1002 Available Aug 1st________________34th amp Powelton 2 BR immediate occushypancy Also 1 BR bull newly updated amp paint- ed AC backyard secure (215) 477-7186 One and two bedroom a p a r tm e n ts Powelton village HW floors 15 bath DW patio coin-op laundry in basem ent Call and leave message 624-7536

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886-9999 (tgt 222-5406

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UVB IN mSTORIC POWELTON VILLAGE CALL

Meridian A ssociates 387-7808

Apartments2 BR-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Living area nice kitchen tile bath pine floors DW free WD $795 Includes heat amp hot water 386-67223 BR apt-3200 Hamilton St Beautiful Victorian building Patlograssy area IMng area nice kitchen 0W free WD interior security bars $975 Includes heat amp hot water 3Samp6722__________________2 BR apt 432 N 34th St-Llving room large kitchen tile bath Interior security bars small yard Free WD Gas heat$595-gt- 38^6722________________2 BR apartments-3408 Spring Garden St Under construction-wlll be ready for Sept1 1 9 9 5 If In te re s te d will give tour through-even though not complete Prices given at showing 386-6722

4 BR at 32 st for $raquoB000^onthwD WW Dishwasher Call 382-5534 3 BR Large room For $79500 Call 382-5534

33rd amp Baring 1 BR apt large enough for2 Well lit a re a availab le now $395month If Interested call (908) 874- 2723__________________A spacious attractive well maintained corshyner lot h o u se c lo se to c am p u s S e p ta c a m p u s bus line 6 BRs 2 kitchens 2 bathroom s living amp dining room full b a sem en t WD amp security alarm 35th amp Hamilton Call Jen (610)649-2732________________________32nd amp Baring Street Recently renovated bright 2BR apt Heat Included Lots of extras Avail Sept 1 $550 -f electric CallChris 6 0 raquo 4 290463 ________________1 BR- $365m onth heat Included back yard w to w carpeting amp 2 Ig c lo se ts Efficiency for rent Loft Heat amp electric included w to w carpeting Ig closet 32nd amp Baring For info please call 483-2845

Apartments2 BR apt for rent Beautiful Victorian buildshying Hardwood floor Heat Included 34th amp Race street $575month For Info please call 483-28451 BR Apt 32 amp Baring Wood floors $435 plus utilities Franklin Rentals 382-73682 BR Apt (New Listings) 34 amp Baring Modem WD $650 Available JuneJuly Other locations available Franklin Rentals 382-73683 BEDROOM APARTMENTS Several now listingsl from $700 to $1100 Call for our new tri-level listing available 9 9 5 at 34thamp Baring Franklin Rentals 382-73684 BR House 34th amp Lancaster wood floors spacious rooms available 9 9 5 $1350 Ranklin Rentals 382-7368

2 bedroom apartment September 1st 1 yr lease Full clothes washer and dryer dishshywasher garbage disposal central air and security system Owner on premises Call Tom 6 6 2 - ( ^ l $650 monmSun-filled large apt close to campus at 33rd and Baring Renovated mdash 2 bedshyrooms and den separate eat-in kitchen Hardwood floors new appliances etc Faculty m em ber owned and occupied house Sorry non-smokers only Pleasecall Dr Weiner 386-5079________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD alt utilities inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or 895-1270 Ask for ScottPOWELTON VILUGE Quaint 3 BRlsquo 1 1 2 bath central air DW WD hard wood rugs amp alamn system Available September1 $620 plus Call 657-6657___________3735 Lancaster Ave-1 BR newly renovatshyed ceramic tile kitchen amp bath ww carshypet air conditioned $400 including heat amp water 609-7780722

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S p e c i a l i z i n g i n

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D r e x e l C o m m u n i t y

A ffo r d a b le A p a r tm e n ts and H o u se R e n ta ls

M an y to c h o o s e fro m

S ep t 3 4 1 8 B aring S t IB R $ 510 Ju n e S e p t 3301 P o w e lto n A ve IB R $360-$475

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Aug 3706 Spring G arden St 6BR $1450 A tuI many more to choose from

38716o23301 Powelton Avenue Philadelphia PA

10 The TrianglelaquoJuly 281995

ApartmentsSix bedroom apt bull 432 N 34th St Nice rooms llvfng room contemp kitchen carshypeted two tile baths free washerdryer dishwasher not a party house $1200 + 3 8 M 7 2 2 _ _ _Great room in modem house Ali amenishyties AC Great view $350 763-7000 Close to campus34xx HAMILTON ST Huge 2 BR apartshyments on tree-lined street High ceilings spacious living room eat-in kitchen full bath Rent includes heat hot water and cooking gas Must see Call nowl 21amp662- 079736 amp Powelton Ave 3 bedrooms and 25 baths Bi-level apt private entrance and backyard WD GD $950 month Studio apartment recently renovated 387-7278 Two bedroom apartment 32nd and Baring7 mln walk to school Apartnwnt has sepshyarate living room and each room has good c lose t space WD In basem en t Very secure building Available September 1 s t $550 includes heatl Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school Very clean apartment and quiet unit Large bedroom with good size clo se t WD In basem ent Very secure building Available September 1st $395 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school GREAT VIEW OF THE CITY Very clean apartm ent with high ceilings and large eat-in kitchen Separate living room WD in basement Very secure buikl- ing Available now or September 1st $415 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 n i^ t Ask for ChrisEfficiency apartment at 32 amp Baring $305 Franklin Rentals 382-73681 BEDROOM APARTMENTS (5 locations in Powelton Village and Art Museum Area) Wood floors exposed brick laundry and morel from $435 Franklin Rentals 382-7368 ____________________4 BEDROOM HOUSE 32 amp Baring Wall to Wall carpet yard $1000 Franklin Rentals382-7368 ______Sunny 2nd floor efficiency located at 3325 Spring G aarden Tiled bath and large k itchen with g a s s to v e tiled behind counter top Owner lives next door call Ray Leave message 222-6162 only $330a month (opens Sept 15)__________Large two b^room located at 3325 Spring Garden Sunny entire 3rd floor with lots of natural wood Large bath with kitchen Owner lives next door heat included Call Ray - leave a message 222-6162 $ 5 ^ a month starts Sept 1LANCASTER AVE APARTMENT mdash 2 bedshyrooms living room share cool roofdeck Modem kitchen electric amp closets in Victoshyrian building AC $500M 0 Call Ariene mdash 222-7675 (Pets OK deposit)34th and Baring - 1 BR apartm ent Well- maintained beautiful neighbortiood Safe and veiy secure Spacious Ww carpeting laundry backyard high ceilings Rent includes heat and waterl $415 222-6830Avail Sept 1 ____________________3 4 1 7 R ace S t mdash 3 B D ^ 7 2 BTF Spacious enough for 4-5 people LR LIB

Apartments Roommates For Sale ServicesDR KIT DW GD WD (free) pvt courtshyyard brk nook bask cable and all utilities included $1460mo Avail 9 1 Call (215)^5626_____________________Airy 2BR APT in Powelton Village 1 5 baths 3rd fl of owners home $565mo Includes all utilities except electricity No smoking no pets Available 9 1 9 5 (215) 387-2721POWELTON VILLAGE Quaint three bedshyroom 15 bath central air dishwasher washer w asherdryer hard wood rugs artd alarm system Available September 1 $620 plus Call 657-6657

SubletsNtee 1 BR apt 33rd amp Baring heat includshyed available immediately $550m onth387-1226 or after 5 (717) 654-2850Nice 2 BR apt at 33rd and Baring heat inc luded availab le im m ediately $ 6 7 5 m o n th 3 87-1226 or after 5 a t(717) 6 5 4 - 2 8 5 0 ____ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch W 0 One block from campus $250month 561-0572 KOREAN STUDENTS WELCOME Large room $230 small room $150 All utilities included Upper Daritgty (610)642-5837Mrs Lee^____________ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch WD One block from campus $250month 561-0572 Rooms to let mdash beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Large rooms with high ce ilin g s and w indow s Porch WasherDryer One block from campus $250 a month 561-0572______________

Roommates___Room in a beautiful very quiet Victorian house Walking distance from school safe wood floor sky lights Great place Large bedroom $250+util Available NOW Call Lance 215-382-8848 (moming and night) Leave a message2 ROOMMATES NEEDED Beginning S ep tem b er 1 Lg 3 BR 2 1 2 Bath H ouse B a sem en t Living Room Lg kitchen front amp back yards gas heat walk- in closet built-in shelf space hardwood floors high ceilings close to cam pus $26666month 1 3 utilities Call 387- 8 123 Please leave message___________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD All utilities Inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or895-1270 Ask for Scott______________ _Roommate wanted for a quiet 2 BR apt in close suburbs Kitchen Dinning Room Living Room and 1 bath WD on premisis rent $275 plus 1 2 of utilities prefer non- sm oker and relatively neat (610)284-^ 6 a _______________________Roommate wanted to share 2 br apartshyment Modem apartment Currently occushypied by one person 44th amp Spruce Veiy se cu re Partially furnished WD Only $300m o (incl heat and gas) Call 382- 7417 Leave m essage_________________2 male or female roommates needed for large house 3 floors 2 full kitchens 3 full baths washerdryer House holds 6 peo-

ESCORTS AT YOUR LOCATION

bullATTRACTIVE FRIENDLY GIRLS ALWAYS AVAILABLE

bullONE LOW PRICE INCLUDES EVERYTHING

CAESARS ESCORTS laquol IK PHIIXV Slwce 1880

215) 7 3 2 -6 9 6 3

pie comfortably $250 + utilities 34th and Powelton CaH Jen or Mandy at 382-6830If Intefested__________________________$22Sper nwnth + utilities for room In renshyovated clean house wtth polished wooden floors and rear yard Free washerdryer exercisevMlght room ctose to Center City and cam pus Mature non-smokers preshyferred P lease call George (215) 985- 9734

For SaleFor sa le 2 S ears twin size beds (box spring w mattress) brand new $50 each1 pure wood IKEA study table with 8 big dravrars and capacity to accomodate two along with a comfortable chair 2 months okl $435 two table lamps $5 each wooden center table $10 2 Sears dining stools $10 each Call 222-3382 leave a mes-

Tone Worshippers Unite Guitar - Martin OM - 28 Vint^e re-issue Pristine $2750 - new Yours for $1500 Call (302) 655-7954_______________________________Fumlture amp Sears carpet cleaner-good con- ditton worilts great Also Desk $49 Darit colonial pine 2-door cabinet w 2-level hutch $79 Lamptable $29- or best offer3 866634 ____________________________Moving Sale Printer (HP Desk Jet 500 1 1 2 ) Negotiable $120 IKEA bed (single bed frame with bed storage boxes matshytress) $60 Metal chair (light-blue 1 1 2) $4 each Girlrsquos bike (2 1 2 ) $35 Floor lamp $6 Plastic small desk (white 1 12-yr-old) Call (215) 382-5020_____________

For Sale Bike $35 Stereo $35 Mattress $30 Desk lamp $6 Please contact NancyO 222-3681_________________________Fumiture-Kltchen table-mariale curcular top$39 lamptable $10 3866634________Air Conditioner 5000BTU 3 months oldAsking $175 Call 482-5687____________Two Apple Macintosh SErsquos (one monitor only) software installed Call (609)727-4033 ask for Jay or Erin________________

FURNITURE FOR SALE Matching couch loveseat amp chair Earth tone colors Will sell separately or as a set Asking price $120 (for all three) or best offer Call 387-8123 Please leave message___________MODEM 9600 Baud MNPV 42V 42bis $30 Call 351-6289________________

Lingerie Chest DK Oak Veneer 6 drawers Dimensions 165 x 175 (w) x 50 (h)$35 Call 351-6285___________________Rolltop desk w chair DK Brown Veneer gold hardware w 8 drawers Dimensions 4 2 rsquo x 2 0 rsquo X 4 0 rsquo (h)$35 Call 351-6289 Bowling Balls mdash Hammers Burgandy 16 tbs purchased from 1994 Long Island Open Pro Tour Never been resurfaced bull $40 Blue Pear - Great dry lane bailSpace ball Also good on sloopy oil conditions bull Never been resurfaced bull $30 Call Dave 9610-2844568________________________Queen-Size sofa sleeper great for studio or small room - $200 Also small chest-of- drawers and desk - $25 each Everything for $225 Call 895-2493 ask for JimMAC SE30 Must sell ASAP 4MB RAM 40MB HD upgradable + 144 faxmodem

travel bag -i- security locks (especially good for dormitory use ) -f tons of games utils packages -f m anuals Asking for$800 OBO Call 382-8628_____________MOVING SALE ASAP TVVCR com bo (150) humidifier (15) answering machine (20) Panasonic electric typewriter (spellshychecking thesaurus built-in memory) (100) telephone (10) coolwarm fan (5) Pest Raider (5) food cart + ta s te r (5) Call (215) 382-8628 and leave a message Solid wood desk $25 IKEA clothes rack $40 long couch $20 beginners acoustic guitar $10 Call Frank at 387-6880 after7 p m ____________ ________________

Mac stuff (2) SEs 4MEI ram 30 or 40 MB HD SCSI drives 20 to 300MB intershynalexternal Software (eg Math CAD D eltaG raph SUM II e tc ) 2 5 MHz

6 8 0 3 0 6 8 8 2 accelerator for Mac--Printers (610) 8968088 xl356_______Ptotters Teknronix 4662 digital interactive plotter 8igten Tandy TRS-80 plotter (6pen has Houston Instruments DMP-6 roms)- manuals pens Power supplies (4) + - 15V 9 4A 5V bull 20A Apple lie enhanced accellerated color monitor (610) 896-8098 X1356________________________20 rsquo TV Panasonic (4 month used) $195 1 3 rsquo TV with VCR symphonic (6 month used) $195 Call Sung (610) 2594561 MANY SALE ITEMS T eapot m ultiple frames stuffed animals bowls flowerpots mixers fire alarm gam es v ases fish tank phone duffle bag iron typewriter m agazine rack firep lace s e t s ta b le w chairs Please call Mark for prices at387-7910__________________________Honda Accord lsquo8 3 AC P s P b 1 1 9 k Asking $1700 OBO____________________2 0 rsquo PANASONIC TV with remote $100 YORX super bass audio system mdash double cassettehigh speed dubbing 4 function remote AMFM stereo dynamic full range speakers $800 Call 263-2027 (home) or895-1987 (office)_____________________Bedroom furniture for sale dresser night s ta n d bed P rices are n eg o tiab le Everything in good condition a l l weekshydays between 9-5 1-800-456-3669 ext2803________________________________Matrix loud speakers 200 watts 2-12rsquo woofers 2-1rsquo tw eeters 6 rsquo mid range base RfFlex enclosure 49rsquoHxl5rsquoWxl5rsquoD great for parties $250 Call Dave 609-384-2346 830-500pm________________386 X 20 MHz computer with 8 meg RAM 2 1 0 meg HD VGA m onitor keyboard mouse windows 31 MSoffice 43 3 5 rsquo floppy drive excellent condition $550 Call Dave 609-384-2346 830-500pm Mac performs 400 for sale Mint condition still in original boxes BOM hard drive 14 inch color monitor included asking $1200 or b es t offer Call Steve at 928-0434 Leave a message if necessaryPOWER MAC 7100 - CD 8MB (16MB with Ram doubler) 1000MB hard drive 15 Apple color monitor ether-net geo-port more (215) 785-2347 leave message PRINTER for PowerMac Color StyleWriter 2400 3-month old excellent condition $350 obo (215) 785-2347 leave message Whiripool 195 cu ft refridgeratorfreezer for sale converted to kegorator needs C02 and tap Great for partiesi Call Paul 243-0370 and leave m e s s a g e ___Macintosh Items PAS-16 NuBus card 1 6 bit audio recording and editing $40 obo Extemal 80 MB Quantum drive $75 obo internal 52 MB Quantum drive $30 oboCall 387-9706_______________________8 0 0 0 BTU Whirlpool Air Conditioner iri good condition Price $175 negotiable Call3 8 6 9 5 5 5 ____________________1986 black Honda Civic CRX s i 116k highway miles 5 spd power sun roof AMFM c a s s e t te AC Cali (215) 222-4948__________________________Manual Typewriters $15 to $25 each CallGeorge (215) 985-9734___________Emerson 2 6 rsquo TV too large for my apart-ment $40 obo 222-6830 ___rsquoCable TV Descramblersrsquo Ali makes and models 215-739-6187

WantedPERFECT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Inform ation Superhighw ayTelecommunications Work from home Low risk High profit No inventory No coi- lections No deliveries (215)365-5303 A PRICELESS GIFT Make a unique and pershysonal contribution to another familys hapshypiness Women (ages 21-34) are needed to d o n a te eggs for infertile co u p les Compensation For more information 215-829-5095______________________Needed A queen size bed must be clean Call Fan 8 9 5 -1 2 3 3 or sg932tw6postdrexel edu

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Help WantedEASY WORK- EXCELLENT PAY mailing prodshyucts Send SASE to INTL 2221 Peachtree Road NE Suite D-415 A tlanta GA^309^______________________C ruise -S h ips Hiring - Earn up to $2000+month Worid travel Seasonal amp full-time positions No exp necessary For info call 1-2066340468 ext C52804Part time helper- to assist property owner in maintaining several properties Duties include weeding cleaning ap tartm ents between move Ins sweeping pavements etc Approx 20 hours weekly $7 00hour 3 866722 ___

Lost amp FoundHELP Lost a small purple-striped hard- backed lsquo A d d re ss e s rsquo book in Com m onwealth around 7 1 0 P le a se retum to Creese 212 (Dr Fuller) THANKS

AnnouncementsFree Financial Aid Over $6 billion in private sector grants amp scholarships is now availshyable All students are eligible regardless of grades income or parents income Let us help Call Student Rnancial Services 1- 800-26S6495 ext F52802Looking for ways to have fun amp make a difshyference this summer The Office of Student Community Services (Creese 223) has a list of summer cam ps amp programs tha t need YOUR help Cali 895-2158 or 1522for more info __________Turkish Cultural Club m eets 1 st amp 3rd Thursdays of the month 330pm at 3034 MacAlister HallRight here at Drexel- Dr Fields will be workshying with 8th graders from local schools- improving their math skills If you would like to volunteer to help please call Linda Arendt at 895-2158 or stop by at Creese 223 _ROC Movie Festival sponsored by the Republic of China Student Association Time 7-9pm Daily 7 3 1 to 8 6 PlaceNesbitt Hall 1st floor ___COOP JAPAN Opportunities in Japan availshyable to engineering science CIST majors US c itizen s or p erm an en t re s id e n ts Stipend plus airfare provided Must apply well in advance and be able to complete at least two terms of Japanese Information 895-2192 or 895-2499

Personals[Your name] mdash You don t need magic What you need is a long hard phatas-magoric fuck [N ^am e] __________Damn it my name is not Brian ____TEQ 13th was great Looking forward to Saturday See you then WBDNA YOY BM Pookie The past few weelis have been incredible although I couldve lived without the video camera Thanks for trying and for ail you do I love you - kiska PS Kiss myleft butt cheeky _________________There is a Fine Line between looking outfor Yourself and being^Ifisji^___________Hey Mary (Mary) Janet (Planet) Jared (Rainbow) and Byron (BYRON) Whatever h^penned to_SPQR^the whitest oneIs it just me or does this terni suck assB _________ _ _ ^Myke thanks for being suclv a great Big Brother I promise fun times are to follow Ilove you^man Your lil sis - Colleen______Irene long time no write h ere s to two weeks of fun a month off then the fun starts right back up same times different place love you - nick

The Triangle July 281995laquo11

K a r a o k e n i g h t a t R e x rsquosW h y a re th e y c a lle d F iv e -E ig h t W h a t w a s o n ta p G e t o j f y o u r ass a n d g o n e x t tim e

BradWibleEntertainment Editor

Stop wasting your money So many of us have done our part filling the stadium s for the chance to sit a hundred yards from a band who after years of doing so doesnrsquot really need $40 per ticket

W ithout question the Vet exists solely to be empty during the NFL playoffs not for the dilutshyed em otion of stadium anthems

The Spectrum is for homosexual hockey stars and dunking on the home team not musical candy for10000 people

Rexrsquos in West Chester is where big concert vicshytims can go for reprogram m ing and sp iritual enlightenment

The small size o f this bar translates into super low cover charges realistic non-stadium priced beverages and m ost im portantly music in which microphones and severe amplifishycation are luxuries not necessishyties

If enough o f you make the trip out they may someday even be able to stop using plastic

T h e r e s t o f th e w o rld ^s f r o n t m e n

c a n o h I d o n t k n o w s h o o t

th e m s e lv e s in th e h e a d a t th e h e ig h t

o f th e ir p o p u la r i ty

cups I can dream canrsquot IBy the most divine of intershy

ventions I was privileged enough to see the Athens Georgia band Five-Eight at Rexrsquos on Thursday July 20 GV and The Dusters playing one song with words and Moped an elecshytric bicycle opened

Listening to Five-Eightrsquos album s I was im mediately

struck with the rarest of feelings the intense desire to experience at any cost one of their live shows That in my world is the highest complishym ent you can pay a band

Finally after wearing my tapes thin from use I had my opportushynity

After witnessshying lead singerguitarist Mike Mantionersquos fronting of this four- man wall of sound the rest of the worldrsquos front men can oh I donrsquot know shoot themselves in the head at the height of their popularity

Mantionersquos energy and range of emotions expressed through the lyrics delivery and guitar rem inded me of m adm an-in- residence P T Brsquockly of local

PATTIY TORNOSfcy RBcortfs

The worlds only known photo of th e living proof th a t S ea Monkeys if fed the proper diet of aerosol c h e e se on used Band-Alds can grow to enonnous s izes with personalized hair styles

death-hip-hop greats UbisuntThe stage at Rexrsquos a foot high

and within pissing distance of every spot in the house was home this night for one of the most incredible (probably typishycal for the band) displays of the expressive power of music

Better than therapy (I really want some if anyone is interestshyed) Five-Eight simultaneously enraged depressed inspired and disturbed me

Runaway Mack truck ram shypages gave way to subtle shifts in volume and inflection employshy

ing dynamics and tempo like the great band they are I heard the story of my life when they played ldquoKaraokerdquo although they were kind enough to leave out the really inhuman nasty parts lest I lose my shit and kill (just likeOJ mdash ldquokut da bitchrdquo)

My only gripe is that I didnrsquot get to hear ldquoWhat They Didrdquo the song which I hum to myself m ore than any since ldquoJimmy Crack Comrdquo

Finally when the show was winding down Mantione was left alone on stage where he

closed with ldquoWeirdordquo doing as much with four minutes and a guitar as is humanly possible The memory of that song alone will be enough to brighten many days to come

Two great tastes that taste great together Five-Eight and Rexrsquos are both worthy of your adoration and should be praised and lauded for the true greatness they represent greater than anyshything you and I with our weakshyness of mind body and soul can hope ever to achieve

I can admit it Can you

Join the FanclubT h e y r e n o t fa n c y h u t t h e y k n o w th e ir w a y a r o u n d a p o p lo ve song

Damn SEPTA strike

Brad WibleEntertainment Editor

Theyrsquove killed men just to watch them die And then they woke up

Teenage Fanclub everyonersquos favorite Scottish four-piece pop rock love song band is back on the scene striMng the rock and roll posture for their most recent release Grand Prix a tribute to M ario A ndretti who always drove his car well

Teenage Fanclub named for the bandrsquos affinity for 17 year- old slutty Catholic school girls (I think itrsquos legal to bang them in Scotland) made their first big splash on the music scene with

NITIN VADUKULDGC Records

their 1991 release Bandwagon- esque If that album touched you in places your bathing suit covshyered th e re rsquos a pre tty good chance that Grand Prix just m ight get to th ird base Hey man smell my finger

The songs are by no means complicated They possess that simple pop quality that made the early Beatles so popular Grand Prix is an exercise in the effective use of easy electric guitar and bass

Try this at home make an electric guitar listen to the album and learn to play it Itrsquos easier than you think In no way do I mean this as an insult More

bands could take a lesson and cut out all the bullshit that is ftm for a few listens only to sound contrived after a month Just for spice theyrsquove tossed in occasionshyal strings piano and horns The result is a very basic yet catchy album to put on and bounce your cat to

The lyrics are founded on the bandrsquos desire to be honest about the joy and pain found in life and its complex relationships The nervous breakdown of a friend is chronicled in ldquoTearsrdquo

ldquoNeil Jungrdquo is about neither the psychoanalyst nor the 97 year-old guitar rocker but about a friend having a relationship with a crazy woman 1 wonder what that would be like Poorguy

Grand Prix is not for those of you who make it a point to never buy an album unless it is ground breaking and different (aU six of you) Donrsquot let that stop you If there is a spot in your heart that needs to feel the bittersweet tickshyle of poppy love songs look no further In fact get your Christmas shopping done early Your Uncle Tippy is a huge fan

Music A A A

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Produced by David Bianco DGC Records

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12 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

Entertainment

T e s to s te ro n e c in e m a

RICHARD BiMSHARDHollywood Pictures

Itrsquos all about justice And helmets And chicks And Zippo lighters hanging from my shoulder

Aaron SchantzStaff Writer

Sylvester Stallone has come a long way from the days of Rocky and Rambo Hersquos tried his hand at comedies Stop Or M y Mom Will Shoot) and has returned to his forte of action movies

This summ er Stallone picks up the big guns and this time dons a helm et and a flying motorcycle for the comic book based Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd for those of you

who donrsquot know (or donrsquot care) is based on a popu la r British comic book about a post-apoca- lyptic city of the future where the police are the judge jury and often executioner all in one

The movie received a lo t of hype from disgruntled fans who were upset over Dredd removing his helmet

In the com ic D redd never once show ed his ugly m ug However the producers felt they couldnrsquot cast such a well-known

actor for the part without showshying his face But I have to side with fans on this one

In the m ovie we on ly see Stallone ldquoJudgingrdquo for a b rief time before hersquos stripped of his badge and kicked out of Mega City One

From th e re on i t rsquos ju st Stallone in a future action flick loosely based on a p o p u la r com ic If n o t for a few of D re d d rsquos m ost fam ous o p p o shynents the ABC robot and Mean

Machine (albeit in minor roles) the movie could have been just about any post- apocalyptic sci-fi sh o o t rsquoem up p y ro techn ic thriller

But herersquos where we make the d is t in c tio n betw een ju s t any thriller and Judge Dredd Anyone can write a futuristiff movie with big explosions and lots of stunts bu t making one fluent enjoyshyable and with a decent script is not such an easy task Dredd is the latter of the two

T he story gets underw ay alm ost immediately and wersquore th row n into a sinister p lo t of deception and lust for power w herein D red d is fram ed stripped of his badge and mercishyfully sent to prison (as opposed to being executed on the spot)

After that the movie becomes more predictable but you wonrsquot notice because your brain has gone into neutral and yoursquore just admiring the outstanding special effects and action sequences

I wouldnrsquot be taken seriously as a writer if I didnrsquot make some reference to Stallonersquos last sci-fi action movie Demolition Man A nd even th o u g h Taco Bell didnrsquot have some corny marketshying tie-in there were plenty of other similarities

S tallone was the le thal enforcer of a futuristic city with a beautiful and playful female cop companion and a villain tied very closely to the hero

All have a bitter aftertaste of Demolition M an But the huge scope of Dredd the action and the amazing sets place Dredd far above the sterile utopia depicted in Demolition Man

I didnrsquot even make a connecshy

tio n betw een the two movies until the climactic battle scene at the end Dredd dukes it out with his evil coun terpart Rico in a scene and set taken alm ost directly out of the cryo-prison scene from Demolition Man

T he m ovie is over sho rtly after leaving some issues unreshysolved And unfortunately there is even the predictable and out o f ch a rac ter H ershey Kiss thrown in at the end

The movie could have been better had the producers stuck m ore closely to the comic and avoided sim ilarities to Demoshylition M an H ow ever had S tallone no t played D redd 1 probably w ouldnrsquot have made any connection

Still Stallone does an excelshylen t job as D redd and no expense was spared in making this a fantastic movie to watch

If you are in the m ood for some blast-it-up action with a not too shabby plot and a slack lipped actor yelling ldquoI am the lawrdquo at five minute intervals I w ould s trong ly recom m end going to see Judge Dredd

I even liked this movie better than that other summ er comic book-based movie But th a trsquos p robably because it was over hyped and a little too far fetched for me Would someone explain how at the end the caped crusadshyer happens to fall faster than the other two people hersquos saving

Film A A A

Judge Dredd Sylvester Stallone Joan Chen Max Von Sydow

D irected by Danny Cannon Hollywood Pictures

A hot cool listenA voice you could marry not to mention feminism poetry and jazzBradWibleEntertainment Editor

Knowing how students at this university are interested in the im p o rtan ce to the changing world of the em powerment of women (ldquoWhatrsquos that and how can it improve my resumerdquo) I know that the album Zipless by Vanessa Daou will surely find a welcome spot in the stereo at all of the hippest way-cool ldquoIrsquom a brother hererdquo parties

The lyrics for Zipless are taken from Becoming Light a collecshytio n o f poem s by Erica Jong Jong perhaps most famous for her book Fear o f Flying has been one of the loudest literary voices of the past three decades p ro shym oting the sexual and social freedom of w om en and in a greater sense of people in genershyal Jong even contributed a new poem ldquoSmokerdquo a recollection of rsquo60s drug culture

Working closely with Jong Vanessa Daou wrote and sang all the songs while her husband

Peter played all the instruments an d hand led th e p ro d u c tio n duties The result is a smoother- th a n -sm o o th a lbum of jazzdance music with some of the greatest lyrics Irsquove heard in a while (at least since I got my hearing back after that problem I had with head pressure)

On ldquoSunday Afternoonsrdquo the softness of Vanessarsquos voice seeps into your ears telling of the bitshytersweet taste of longing obsesshysively for a lover to the point of making oneself sick My deepest sympathy to anyone condemned to such an existence

ldquoBecoming A Nunrdquo builds to the lines ldquoIrsquom m arching over cobblestones like heads of men I have knownrdquo

My favorite song by far is ldquoAlcestis On The Poetry Circuitrdquo The song opens with the lines ldquoThe best slave does not need to be beaten She beats hershyselfrdquo The verses that follow tell the sad but too true story of beautiful intelligent women

w ho still m a in ta in te rr ib ly warped self images in which they see no th ing b u t ugliness and inadequacy C halk it up to a male dominated society or bad oysters itrsquos still a shame

The lyrics are delivered in soft hushed tones creating a balanced sound and allowing the d ru m s and bass to ca rry the music while improv instruments riff around the words 1 recomshymend this album to anyone who w ants a tru ly cool listen with lyrics which d o n rsquot insult your taste or intelligence

Maybe an even better tactic would be mandatory listening by everyone resulting in reassured women less men with knuckles dragging on the ground and a better life for everyone in genershyal Irsquom sure you lose sleep over it

Music A A A A

MICHAa HALSBANDMCM Records

Produced by Peter Daou reg $ 1 0 0 0 0 0 of operations over a five year periodMCA Recofds The Fonz is looking b e tte r than ever They look sooooo real

10 The TrianglelaquoJuly 281995

ApartmentsSix bedroom apt bull 432 N 34th St Nice rooms llvfng room contemp kitchen carshypeted two tile baths free washerdryer dishwasher not a party house $1200 + 3 8 M 7 2 2 _ _ _Great room in modem house Ali amenishyties AC Great view $350 763-7000 Close to campus34xx HAMILTON ST Huge 2 BR apartshyments on tree-lined street High ceilings spacious living room eat-in kitchen full bath Rent includes heat hot water and cooking gas Must see Call nowl 21amp662- 079736 amp Powelton Ave 3 bedrooms and 25 baths Bi-level apt private entrance and backyard WD GD $950 month Studio apartment recently renovated 387-7278 Two bedroom apartment 32nd and Baring7 mln walk to school Apartnwnt has sepshyarate living room and each room has good c lose t space WD In basem en t Very secure building Available September 1 s t $550 includes heatl Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school Very clean apartment and quiet unit Large bedroom with good size clo se t WD In basem ent Very secure building Available September 1st $395 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 night Ask for ChrisOne bedroom 32nd and Baring 7 min walk to school GREAT VIEW OF THE CITY Very clean apartm ent with high ceilings and large eat-in kitchen Separate living room WD in basement Very secure buikl- ing Available now or September 1st $415 includes heat Call 222-9117 day (610) 667-2426 n i^ t Ask for ChrisEfficiency apartment at 32 amp Baring $305 Franklin Rentals 382-73681 BEDROOM APARTMENTS (5 locations in Powelton Village and Art Museum Area) Wood floors exposed brick laundry and morel from $435 Franklin Rentals 382-7368 ____________________4 BEDROOM HOUSE 32 amp Baring Wall to Wall carpet yard $1000 Franklin Rentals382-7368 ______Sunny 2nd floor efficiency located at 3325 Spring G aarden Tiled bath and large k itchen with g a s s to v e tiled behind counter top Owner lives next door call Ray Leave message 222-6162 only $330a month (opens Sept 15)__________Large two b^room located at 3325 Spring Garden Sunny entire 3rd floor with lots of natural wood Large bath with kitchen Owner lives next door heat included Call Ray - leave a message 222-6162 $ 5 ^ a month starts Sept 1LANCASTER AVE APARTMENT mdash 2 bedshyrooms living room share cool roofdeck Modem kitchen electric amp closets in Victoshyrian building AC $500M 0 Call Ariene mdash 222-7675 (Pets OK deposit)34th and Baring - 1 BR apartm ent Well- maintained beautiful neighbortiood Safe and veiy secure Spacious Ww carpeting laundry backyard high ceilings Rent includes heat and waterl $415 222-6830Avail Sept 1 ____________________3 4 1 7 R ace S t mdash 3 B D ^ 7 2 BTF Spacious enough for 4-5 people LR LIB

Apartments Roommates For Sale ServicesDR KIT DW GD WD (free) pvt courtshyyard brk nook bask cable and all utilities included $1460mo Avail 9 1 Call (215)^5626_____________________Airy 2BR APT in Powelton Village 1 5 baths 3rd fl of owners home $565mo Includes all utilities except electricity No smoking no pets Available 9 1 9 5 (215) 387-2721POWELTON VILLAGE Quaint three bedshyroom 15 bath central air dishwasher washer w asherdryer hard wood rugs artd alarm system Available September 1 $620 plus Call 657-6657

SubletsNtee 1 BR apt 33rd amp Baring heat includshyed available immediately $550m onth387-1226 or after 5 (717) 654-2850Nice 2 BR apt at 33rd and Baring heat inc luded availab le im m ediately $ 6 7 5 m o n th 3 87-1226 or after 5 a t(717) 6 5 4 - 2 8 5 0 ____ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch W 0 One block from campus $250month 561-0572 KOREAN STUDENTS WELCOME Large room $230 small room $150 All utilities included Upper Daritgty (610)642-5837Mrs Lee^____________ _______________Rooms to let- Beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Lg rooms w high ceilshyings amp windows Porch WD One block from campus $250month 561-0572 Rooms to let mdash beautiful Victorian home Newly renovated Large rooms with high ce ilin g s and w indow s Porch WasherDryer One block from campus $250 a month 561-0572______________

Roommates___Room in a beautiful very quiet Victorian house Walking distance from school safe wood floor sky lights Great place Large bedroom $250+util Available NOW Call Lance 215-382-8848 (moming and night) Leave a message2 ROOMMATES NEEDED Beginning S ep tem b er 1 Lg 3 BR 2 1 2 Bath H ouse B a sem en t Living Room Lg kitchen front amp back yards gas heat walk- in closet built-in shelf space hardwood floors high ceilings close to cam pus $26666month 1 3 utilities Call 387- 8 123 Please leave message___________1 BR in 2 BR apt Spacious HW floors GD DW WD All utilities Inc Must be clean and responsible Call 222-5223 or895-1270 Ask for Scott______________ _Roommate wanted for a quiet 2 BR apt in close suburbs Kitchen Dinning Room Living Room and 1 bath WD on premisis rent $275 plus 1 2 of utilities prefer non- sm oker and relatively neat (610)284-^ 6 a _______________________Roommate wanted to share 2 br apartshyment Modem apartment Currently occushypied by one person 44th amp Spruce Veiy se cu re Partially furnished WD Only $300m o (incl heat and gas) Call 382- 7417 Leave m essage_________________2 male or female roommates needed for large house 3 floors 2 full kitchens 3 full baths washerdryer House holds 6 peo-

ESCORTS AT YOUR LOCATION

bullATTRACTIVE FRIENDLY GIRLS ALWAYS AVAILABLE

bullONE LOW PRICE INCLUDES EVERYTHING

CAESARS ESCORTS laquol IK PHIIXV Slwce 1880

215) 7 3 2 -6 9 6 3

pie comfortably $250 + utilities 34th and Powelton CaH Jen or Mandy at 382-6830If Intefested__________________________$22Sper nwnth + utilities for room In renshyovated clean house wtth polished wooden floors and rear yard Free washerdryer exercisevMlght room ctose to Center City and cam pus Mature non-smokers preshyferred P lease call George (215) 985- 9734

For SaleFor sa le 2 S ears twin size beds (box spring w mattress) brand new $50 each1 pure wood IKEA study table with 8 big dravrars and capacity to accomodate two along with a comfortable chair 2 months okl $435 two table lamps $5 each wooden center table $10 2 Sears dining stools $10 each Call 222-3382 leave a mes-

Tone Worshippers Unite Guitar - Martin OM - 28 Vint^e re-issue Pristine $2750 - new Yours for $1500 Call (302) 655-7954_______________________________Fumlture amp Sears carpet cleaner-good con- ditton worilts great Also Desk $49 Darit colonial pine 2-door cabinet w 2-level hutch $79 Lamptable $29- or best offer3 866634 ____________________________Moving Sale Printer (HP Desk Jet 500 1 1 2 ) Negotiable $120 IKEA bed (single bed frame with bed storage boxes matshytress) $60 Metal chair (light-blue 1 1 2) $4 each Girlrsquos bike (2 1 2 ) $35 Floor lamp $6 Plastic small desk (white 1 12-yr-old) Call (215) 382-5020_____________

For Sale Bike $35 Stereo $35 Mattress $30 Desk lamp $6 Please contact NancyO 222-3681_________________________Fumiture-Kltchen table-mariale curcular top$39 lamptable $10 3866634________Air Conditioner 5000BTU 3 months oldAsking $175 Call 482-5687____________Two Apple Macintosh SErsquos (one monitor only) software installed Call (609)727-4033 ask for Jay or Erin________________

FURNITURE FOR SALE Matching couch loveseat amp chair Earth tone colors Will sell separately or as a set Asking price $120 (for all three) or best offer Call 387-8123 Please leave message___________MODEM 9600 Baud MNPV 42V 42bis $30 Call 351-6289________________

Lingerie Chest DK Oak Veneer 6 drawers Dimensions 165 x 175 (w) x 50 (h)$35 Call 351-6285___________________Rolltop desk w chair DK Brown Veneer gold hardware w 8 drawers Dimensions 4 2 rsquo x 2 0 rsquo X 4 0 rsquo (h)$35 Call 351-6289 Bowling Balls mdash Hammers Burgandy 16 tbs purchased from 1994 Long Island Open Pro Tour Never been resurfaced bull $40 Blue Pear - Great dry lane bailSpace ball Also good on sloopy oil conditions bull Never been resurfaced bull $30 Call Dave 9610-2844568________________________Queen-Size sofa sleeper great for studio or small room - $200 Also small chest-of- drawers and desk - $25 each Everything for $225 Call 895-2493 ask for JimMAC SE30 Must sell ASAP 4MB RAM 40MB HD upgradable + 144 faxmodem

travel bag -i- security locks (especially good for dormitory use ) -f tons of games utils packages -f m anuals Asking for$800 OBO Call 382-8628_____________MOVING SALE ASAP TVVCR com bo (150) humidifier (15) answering machine (20) Panasonic electric typewriter (spellshychecking thesaurus built-in memory) (100) telephone (10) coolwarm fan (5) Pest Raider (5) food cart + ta s te r (5) Call (215) 382-8628 and leave a message Solid wood desk $25 IKEA clothes rack $40 long couch $20 beginners acoustic guitar $10 Call Frank at 387-6880 after7 p m ____________ ________________

Mac stuff (2) SEs 4MEI ram 30 or 40 MB HD SCSI drives 20 to 300MB intershynalexternal Software (eg Math CAD D eltaG raph SUM II e tc ) 2 5 MHz

6 8 0 3 0 6 8 8 2 accelerator for Mac--Printers (610) 8968088 xl356_______Ptotters Teknronix 4662 digital interactive plotter 8igten Tandy TRS-80 plotter (6pen has Houston Instruments DMP-6 roms)- manuals pens Power supplies (4) + - 15V 9 4A 5V bull 20A Apple lie enhanced accellerated color monitor (610) 896-8098 X1356________________________20 rsquo TV Panasonic (4 month used) $195 1 3 rsquo TV with VCR symphonic (6 month used) $195 Call Sung (610) 2594561 MANY SALE ITEMS T eapot m ultiple frames stuffed animals bowls flowerpots mixers fire alarm gam es v ases fish tank phone duffle bag iron typewriter m agazine rack firep lace s e t s ta b le w chairs Please call Mark for prices at387-7910__________________________Honda Accord lsquo8 3 AC P s P b 1 1 9 k Asking $1700 OBO____________________2 0 rsquo PANASONIC TV with remote $100 YORX super bass audio system mdash double cassettehigh speed dubbing 4 function remote AMFM stereo dynamic full range speakers $800 Call 263-2027 (home) or895-1987 (office)_____________________Bedroom furniture for sale dresser night s ta n d bed P rices are n eg o tiab le Everything in good condition a l l weekshydays between 9-5 1-800-456-3669 ext2803________________________________Matrix loud speakers 200 watts 2-12rsquo woofers 2-1rsquo tw eeters 6 rsquo mid range base RfFlex enclosure 49rsquoHxl5rsquoWxl5rsquoD great for parties $250 Call Dave 609-384-2346 830-500pm________________386 X 20 MHz computer with 8 meg RAM 2 1 0 meg HD VGA m onitor keyboard mouse windows 31 MSoffice 43 3 5 rsquo floppy drive excellent condition $550 Call Dave 609-384-2346 830-500pm Mac performs 400 for sale Mint condition still in original boxes BOM hard drive 14 inch color monitor included asking $1200 or b es t offer Call Steve at 928-0434 Leave a message if necessaryPOWER MAC 7100 - CD 8MB (16MB with Ram doubler) 1000MB hard drive 15 Apple color monitor ether-net geo-port more (215) 785-2347 leave message PRINTER for PowerMac Color StyleWriter 2400 3-month old excellent condition $350 obo (215) 785-2347 leave message Whiripool 195 cu ft refridgeratorfreezer for sale converted to kegorator needs C02 and tap Great for partiesi Call Paul 243-0370 and leave m e s s a g e ___Macintosh Items PAS-16 NuBus card 1 6 bit audio recording and editing $40 obo Extemal 80 MB Quantum drive $75 obo internal 52 MB Quantum drive $30 oboCall 387-9706_______________________8 0 0 0 BTU Whirlpool Air Conditioner iri good condition Price $175 negotiable Call3 8 6 9 5 5 5 ____________________1986 black Honda Civic CRX s i 116k highway miles 5 spd power sun roof AMFM c a s s e t te AC Cali (215) 222-4948__________________________Manual Typewriters $15 to $25 each CallGeorge (215) 985-9734___________Emerson 2 6 rsquo TV too large for my apart-ment $40 obo 222-6830 ___rsquoCable TV Descramblersrsquo Ali makes and models 215-739-6187

WantedPERFECT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Inform ation Superhighw ayTelecommunications Work from home Low risk High profit No inventory No coi- lections No deliveries (215)365-5303 A PRICELESS GIFT Make a unique and pershysonal contribution to another familys hapshypiness Women (ages 21-34) are needed to d o n a te eggs for infertile co u p les Compensation For more information 215-829-5095______________________Needed A queen size bed must be clean Call Fan 8 9 5 -1 2 3 3 or sg932tw6postdrexel edu

INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS-VISITORS DV-1 Greencard Program by US Immigratton Legal Services Tel (818) 882-9681 (881) 9 98-4425 2 0 2 3 1 Stagg St Canoga Park CA 91306 Monday-Sunday 10 am-10 p m ____________________________H ER^Lire INDEPENDENT DISTRIBUTOR Call me for p ro d u c ts or opportun ity (215)602-2009 Lve Msg_________ _

Help WantedEASY WORK- EXCELLENT PAY mailing prodshyucts Send SASE to INTL 2221 Peachtree Road NE Suite D-415 A tlanta GA^309^______________________C ruise -S h ips Hiring - Earn up to $2000+month Worid travel Seasonal amp full-time positions No exp necessary For info call 1-2066340468 ext C52804Part time helper- to assist property owner in maintaining several properties Duties include weeding cleaning ap tartm ents between move Ins sweeping pavements etc Approx 20 hours weekly $7 00hour 3 866722 ___

Lost amp FoundHELP Lost a small purple-striped hard- backed lsquo A d d re ss e s rsquo book in Com m onwealth around 7 1 0 P le a se retum to Creese 212 (Dr Fuller) THANKS

AnnouncementsFree Financial Aid Over $6 billion in private sector grants amp scholarships is now availshyable All students are eligible regardless of grades income or parents income Let us help Call Student Rnancial Services 1- 800-26S6495 ext F52802Looking for ways to have fun amp make a difshyference this summer The Office of Student Community Services (Creese 223) has a list of summer cam ps amp programs tha t need YOUR help Cali 895-2158 or 1522for more info __________Turkish Cultural Club m eets 1 st amp 3rd Thursdays of the month 330pm at 3034 MacAlister HallRight here at Drexel- Dr Fields will be workshying with 8th graders from local schools- improving their math skills If you would like to volunteer to help please call Linda Arendt at 895-2158 or stop by at Creese 223 _ROC Movie Festival sponsored by the Republic of China Student Association Time 7-9pm Daily 7 3 1 to 8 6 PlaceNesbitt Hall 1st floor ___COOP JAPAN Opportunities in Japan availshyable to engineering science CIST majors US c itizen s or p erm an en t re s id e n ts Stipend plus airfare provided Must apply well in advance and be able to complete at least two terms of Japanese Information 895-2192 or 895-2499

Personals[Your name] mdash You don t need magic What you need is a long hard phatas-magoric fuck [N ^am e] __________Damn it my name is not Brian ____TEQ 13th was great Looking forward to Saturday See you then WBDNA YOY BM Pookie The past few weelis have been incredible although I couldve lived without the video camera Thanks for trying and for ail you do I love you - kiska PS Kiss myleft butt cheeky _________________There is a Fine Line between looking outfor Yourself and being^Ifisji^___________Hey Mary (Mary) Janet (Planet) Jared (Rainbow) and Byron (BYRON) Whatever h^penned to_SPQR^the whitest oneIs it just me or does this terni suck assB _________ _ _ ^Myke thanks for being suclv a great Big Brother I promise fun times are to follow Ilove you^man Your lil sis - Colleen______Irene long time no write h ere s to two weeks of fun a month off then the fun starts right back up same times different place love you - nick

The Triangle July 281995laquo11

K a r a o k e n i g h t a t R e x rsquosW h y a re th e y c a lle d F iv e -E ig h t W h a t w a s o n ta p G e t o j f y o u r ass a n d g o n e x t tim e

BradWibleEntertainment Editor

Stop wasting your money So many of us have done our part filling the stadium s for the chance to sit a hundred yards from a band who after years of doing so doesnrsquot really need $40 per ticket

W ithout question the Vet exists solely to be empty during the NFL playoffs not for the dilutshyed em otion of stadium anthems

The Spectrum is for homosexual hockey stars and dunking on the home team not musical candy for10000 people

Rexrsquos in West Chester is where big concert vicshytims can go for reprogram m ing and sp iritual enlightenment

The small size o f this bar translates into super low cover charges realistic non-stadium priced beverages and m ost im portantly music in which microphones and severe amplifishycation are luxuries not necessishyties

If enough o f you make the trip out they may someday even be able to stop using plastic

T h e r e s t o f th e w o rld ^s f r o n t m e n

c a n o h I d o n t k n o w s h o o t

th e m s e lv e s in th e h e a d a t th e h e ig h t

o f th e ir p o p u la r i ty

cups I can dream canrsquot IBy the most divine of intershy

ventions I was privileged enough to see the Athens Georgia band Five-Eight at Rexrsquos on Thursday July 20 GV and The Dusters playing one song with words and Moped an elecshytric bicycle opened

Listening to Five-Eightrsquos album s I was im mediately

struck with the rarest of feelings the intense desire to experience at any cost one of their live shows That in my world is the highest complishym ent you can pay a band

Finally after wearing my tapes thin from use I had my opportushynity

After witnessshying lead singerguitarist Mike Mantionersquos fronting of this four- man wall of sound the rest of the worldrsquos front men can oh I donrsquot know shoot themselves in the head at the height of their popularity

Mantionersquos energy and range of emotions expressed through the lyrics delivery and guitar rem inded me of m adm an-in- residence P T Brsquockly of local

PATTIY TORNOSfcy RBcortfs

The worlds only known photo of th e living proof th a t S ea Monkeys if fed the proper diet of aerosol c h e e se on used Band-Alds can grow to enonnous s izes with personalized hair styles

death-hip-hop greats UbisuntThe stage at Rexrsquos a foot high

and within pissing distance of every spot in the house was home this night for one of the most incredible (probably typishycal for the band) displays of the expressive power of music

Better than therapy (I really want some if anyone is interestshyed) Five-Eight simultaneously enraged depressed inspired and disturbed me

Runaway Mack truck ram shypages gave way to subtle shifts in volume and inflection employshy

ing dynamics and tempo like the great band they are I heard the story of my life when they played ldquoKaraokerdquo although they were kind enough to leave out the really inhuman nasty parts lest I lose my shit and kill (just likeOJ mdash ldquokut da bitchrdquo)

My only gripe is that I didnrsquot get to hear ldquoWhat They Didrdquo the song which I hum to myself m ore than any since ldquoJimmy Crack Comrdquo

Finally when the show was winding down Mantione was left alone on stage where he

closed with ldquoWeirdordquo doing as much with four minutes and a guitar as is humanly possible The memory of that song alone will be enough to brighten many days to come

Two great tastes that taste great together Five-Eight and Rexrsquos are both worthy of your adoration and should be praised and lauded for the true greatness they represent greater than anyshything you and I with our weakshyness of mind body and soul can hope ever to achieve

I can admit it Can you

Join the FanclubT h e y r e n o t fa n c y h u t t h e y k n o w th e ir w a y a r o u n d a p o p lo ve song

Damn SEPTA strike

Brad WibleEntertainment Editor

Theyrsquove killed men just to watch them die And then they woke up

Teenage Fanclub everyonersquos favorite Scottish four-piece pop rock love song band is back on the scene striMng the rock and roll posture for their most recent release Grand Prix a tribute to M ario A ndretti who always drove his car well

Teenage Fanclub named for the bandrsquos affinity for 17 year- old slutty Catholic school girls (I think itrsquos legal to bang them in Scotland) made their first big splash on the music scene with

NITIN VADUKULDGC Records

their 1991 release Bandwagon- esque If that album touched you in places your bathing suit covshyered th e re rsquos a pre tty good chance that Grand Prix just m ight get to th ird base Hey man smell my finger

The songs are by no means complicated They possess that simple pop quality that made the early Beatles so popular Grand Prix is an exercise in the effective use of easy electric guitar and bass

Try this at home make an electric guitar listen to the album and learn to play it Itrsquos easier than you think In no way do I mean this as an insult More

bands could take a lesson and cut out all the bullshit that is ftm for a few listens only to sound contrived after a month Just for spice theyrsquove tossed in occasionshyal strings piano and horns The result is a very basic yet catchy album to put on and bounce your cat to

The lyrics are founded on the bandrsquos desire to be honest about the joy and pain found in life and its complex relationships The nervous breakdown of a friend is chronicled in ldquoTearsrdquo

ldquoNeil Jungrdquo is about neither the psychoanalyst nor the 97 year-old guitar rocker but about a friend having a relationship with a crazy woman 1 wonder what that would be like Poorguy

Grand Prix is not for those of you who make it a point to never buy an album unless it is ground breaking and different (aU six of you) Donrsquot let that stop you If there is a spot in your heart that needs to feel the bittersweet tickshyle of poppy love songs look no further In fact get your Christmas shopping done early Your Uncle Tippy is a huge fan

Music A A A

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12 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

Entertainment

T e s to s te ro n e c in e m a

RICHARD BiMSHARDHollywood Pictures

Itrsquos all about justice And helmets And chicks And Zippo lighters hanging from my shoulder

Aaron SchantzStaff Writer

Sylvester Stallone has come a long way from the days of Rocky and Rambo Hersquos tried his hand at comedies Stop Or M y Mom Will Shoot) and has returned to his forte of action movies

This summ er Stallone picks up the big guns and this time dons a helm et and a flying motorcycle for the comic book based Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd for those of you

who donrsquot know (or donrsquot care) is based on a popu la r British comic book about a post-apoca- lyptic city of the future where the police are the judge jury and often executioner all in one

The movie received a lo t of hype from disgruntled fans who were upset over Dredd removing his helmet

In the com ic D redd never once show ed his ugly m ug However the producers felt they couldnrsquot cast such a well-known

actor for the part without showshying his face But I have to side with fans on this one

In the m ovie we on ly see Stallone ldquoJudgingrdquo for a b rief time before hersquos stripped of his badge and kicked out of Mega City One

From th e re on i t rsquos ju st Stallone in a future action flick loosely based on a p o p u la r com ic If n o t for a few of D re d d rsquos m ost fam ous o p p o shynents the ABC robot and Mean

Machine (albeit in minor roles) the movie could have been just about any post- apocalyptic sci-fi sh o o t rsquoem up p y ro techn ic thriller

But herersquos where we make the d is t in c tio n betw een ju s t any thriller and Judge Dredd Anyone can write a futuristiff movie with big explosions and lots of stunts bu t making one fluent enjoyshyable and with a decent script is not such an easy task Dredd is the latter of the two

T he story gets underw ay alm ost immediately and wersquore th row n into a sinister p lo t of deception and lust for power w herein D red d is fram ed stripped of his badge and mercishyfully sent to prison (as opposed to being executed on the spot)

After that the movie becomes more predictable but you wonrsquot notice because your brain has gone into neutral and yoursquore just admiring the outstanding special effects and action sequences

I wouldnrsquot be taken seriously as a writer if I didnrsquot make some reference to Stallonersquos last sci-fi action movie Demolition Man A nd even th o u g h Taco Bell didnrsquot have some corny marketshying tie-in there were plenty of other similarities

S tallone was the le thal enforcer of a futuristic city with a beautiful and playful female cop companion and a villain tied very closely to the hero

All have a bitter aftertaste of Demolition M an But the huge scope of Dredd the action and the amazing sets place Dredd far above the sterile utopia depicted in Demolition Man

I didnrsquot even make a connecshy

tio n betw een the two movies until the climactic battle scene at the end Dredd dukes it out with his evil coun terpart Rico in a scene and set taken alm ost directly out of the cryo-prison scene from Demolition Man

T he m ovie is over sho rtly after leaving some issues unreshysolved And unfortunately there is even the predictable and out o f ch a rac ter H ershey Kiss thrown in at the end

The movie could have been better had the producers stuck m ore closely to the comic and avoided sim ilarities to Demoshylition M an H ow ever had S tallone no t played D redd 1 probably w ouldnrsquot have made any connection

Still Stallone does an excelshylen t job as D redd and no expense was spared in making this a fantastic movie to watch

If you are in the m ood for some blast-it-up action with a not too shabby plot and a slack lipped actor yelling ldquoI am the lawrdquo at five minute intervals I w ould s trong ly recom m end going to see Judge Dredd

I even liked this movie better than that other summ er comic book-based movie But th a trsquos p robably because it was over hyped and a little too far fetched for me Would someone explain how at the end the caped crusadshyer happens to fall faster than the other two people hersquos saving

Film A A A

Judge Dredd Sylvester Stallone Joan Chen Max Von Sydow

D irected by Danny Cannon Hollywood Pictures

A hot cool listenA voice you could marry not to mention feminism poetry and jazzBradWibleEntertainment Editor

Knowing how students at this university are interested in the im p o rtan ce to the changing world of the em powerment of women (ldquoWhatrsquos that and how can it improve my resumerdquo) I know that the album Zipless by Vanessa Daou will surely find a welcome spot in the stereo at all of the hippest way-cool ldquoIrsquom a brother hererdquo parties

The lyrics for Zipless are taken from Becoming Light a collecshytio n o f poem s by Erica Jong Jong perhaps most famous for her book Fear o f Flying has been one of the loudest literary voices of the past three decades p ro shym oting the sexual and social freedom of w om en and in a greater sense of people in genershyal Jong even contributed a new poem ldquoSmokerdquo a recollection of rsquo60s drug culture

Working closely with Jong Vanessa Daou wrote and sang all the songs while her husband

Peter played all the instruments an d hand led th e p ro d u c tio n duties The result is a smoother- th a n -sm o o th a lbum of jazzdance music with some of the greatest lyrics Irsquove heard in a while (at least since I got my hearing back after that problem I had with head pressure)

On ldquoSunday Afternoonsrdquo the softness of Vanessarsquos voice seeps into your ears telling of the bitshytersweet taste of longing obsesshysively for a lover to the point of making oneself sick My deepest sympathy to anyone condemned to such an existence

ldquoBecoming A Nunrdquo builds to the lines ldquoIrsquom m arching over cobblestones like heads of men I have knownrdquo

My favorite song by far is ldquoAlcestis On The Poetry Circuitrdquo The song opens with the lines ldquoThe best slave does not need to be beaten She beats hershyselfrdquo The verses that follow tell the sad but too true story of beautiful intelligent women

w ho still m a in ta in te rr ib ly warped self images in which they see no th ing b u t ugliness and inadequacy C halk it up to a male dominated society or bad oysters itrsquos still a shame

The lyrics are delivered in soft hushed tones creating a balanced sound and allowing the d ru m s and bass to ca rry the music while improv instruments riff around the words 1 recomshymend this album to anyone who w ants a tru ly cool listen with lyrics which d o n rsquot insult your taste or intelligence

Maybe an even better tactic would be mandatory listening by everyone resulting in reassured women less men with knuckles dragging on the ground and a better life for everyone in genershyal Irsquom sure you lose sleep over it

Music A A A A

MICHAa HALSBANDMCM Records

Produced by Peter Daou reg $ 1 0 0 0 0 0 of operations over a five year periodMCA Recofds The Fonz is looking b e tte r than ever They look sooooo real

The Triangle July 281995laquo11

K a r a o k e n i g h t a t R e x rsquosW h y a re th e y c a lle d F iv e -E ig h t W h a t w a s o n ta p G e t o j f y o u r ass a n d g o n e x t tim e

BradWibleEntertainment Editor

Stop wasting your money So many of us have done our part filling the stadium s for the chance to sit a hundred yards from a band who after years of doing so doesnrsquot really need $40 per ticket

W ithout question the Vet exists solely to be empty during the NFL playoffs not for the dilutshyed em otion of stadium anthems

The Spectrum is for homosexual hockey stars and dunking on the home team not musical candy for10000 people

Rexrsquos in West Chester is where big concert vicshytims can go for reprogram m ing and sp iritual enlightenment

The small size o f this bar translates into super low cover charges realistic non-stadium priced beverages and m ost im portantly music in which microphones and severe amplifishycation are luxuries not necessishyties

If enough o f you make the trip out they may someday even be able to stop using plastic

T h e r e s t o f th e w o rld ^s f r o n t m e n

c a n o h I d o n t k n o w s h o o t

th e m s e lv e s in th e h e a d a t th e h e ig h t

o f th e ir p o p u la r i ty

cups I can dream canrsquot IBy the most divine of intershy

ventions I was privileged enough to see the Athens Georgia band Five-Eight at Rexrsquos on Thursday July 20 GV and The Dusters playing one song with words and Moped an elecshytric bicycle opened

Listening to Five-Eightrsquos album s I was im mediately

struck with the rarest of feelings the intense desire to experience at any cost one of their live shows That in my world is the highest complishym ent you can pay a band

Finally after wearing my tapes thin from use I had my opportushynity

After witnessshying lead singerguitarist Mike Mantionersquos fronting of this four- man wall of sound the rest of the worldrsquos front men can oh I donrsquot know shoot themselves in the head at the height of their popularity

Mantionersquos energy and range of emotions expressed through the lyrics delivery and guitar rem inded me of m adm an-in- residence P T Brsquockly of local

PATTIY TORNOSfcy RBcortfs

The worlds only known photo of th e living proof th a t S ea Monkeys if fed the proper diet of aerosol c h e e se on used Band-Alds can grow to enonnous s izes with personalized hair styles

death-hip-hop greats UbisuntThe stage at Rexrsquos a foot high

and within pissing distance of every spot in the house was home this night for one of the most incredible (probably typishycal for the band) displays of the expressive power of music

Better than therapy (I really want some if anyone is interestshyed) Five-Eight simultaneously enraged depressed inspired and disturbed me

Runaway Mack truck ram shypages gave way to subtle shifts in volume and inflection employshy

ing dynamics and tempo like the great band they are I heard the story of my life when they played ldquoKaraokerdquo although they were kind enough to leave out the really inhuman nasty parts lest I lose my shit and kill (just likeOJ mdash ldquokut da bitchrdquo)

My only gripe is that I didnrsquot get to hear ldquoWhat They Didrdquo the song which I hum to myself m ore than any since ldquoJimmy Crack Comrdquo

Finally when the show was winding down Mantione was left alone on stage where he

closed with ldquoWeirdordquo doing as much with four minutes and a guitar as is humanly possible The memory of that song alone will be enough to brighten many days to come

Two great tastes that taste great together Five-Eight and Rexrsquos are both worthy of your adoration and should be praised and lauded for the true greatness they represent greater than anyshything you and I with our weakshyness of mind body and soul can hope ever to achieve

I can admit it Can you

Join the FanclubT h e y r e n o t fa n c y h u t t h e y k n o w th e ir w a y a r o u n d a p o p lo ve song

Damn SEPTA strike

Brad WibleEntertainment Editor

Theyrsquove killed men just to watch them die And then they woke up

Teenage Fanclub everyonersquos favorite Scottish four-piece pop rock love song band is back on the scene striMng the rock and roll posture for their most recent release Grand Prix a tribute to M ario A ndretti who always drove his car well

Teenage Fanclub named for the bandrsquos affinity for 17 year- old slutty Catholic school girls (I think itrsquos legal to bang them in Scotland) made their first big splash on the music scene with

NITIN VADUKULDGC Records

their 1991 release Bandwagon- esque If that album touched you in places your bathing suit covshyered th e re rsquos a pre tty good chance that Grand Prix just m ight get to th ird base Hey man smell my finger

The songs are by no means complicated They possess that simple pop quality that made the early Beatles so popular Grand Prix is an exercise in the effective use of easy electric guitar and bass

Try this at home make an electric guitar listen to the album and learn to play it Itrsquos easier than you think In no way do I mean this as an insult More

bands could take a lesson and cut out all the bullshit that is ftm for a few listens only to sound contrived after a month Just for spice theyrsquove tossed in occasionshyal strings piano and horns The result is a very basic yet catchy album to put on and bounce your cat to

The lyrics are founded on the bandrsquos desire to be honest about the joy and pain found in life and its complex relationships The nervous breakdown of a friend is chronicled in ldquoTearsrdquo

ldquoNeil Jungrdquo is about neither the psychoanalyst nor the 97 year-old guitar rocker but about a friend having a relationship with a crazy woman 1 wonder what that would be like Poorguy

Grand Prix is not for those of you who make it a point to never buy an album unless it is ground breaking and different (aU six of you) Donrsquot let that stop you If there is a spot in your heart that needs to feel the bittersweet tickshyle of poppy love songs look no further In fact get your Christmas shopping done early Your Uncle Tippy is a huge fan

Music A A A

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12 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

Entertainment

T e s to s te ro n e c in e m a

RICHARD BiMSHARDHollywood Pictures

Itrsquos all about justice And helmets And chicks And Zippo lighters hanging from my shoulder

Aaron SchantzStaff Writer

Sylvester Stallone has come a long way from the days of Rocky and Rambo Hersquos tried his hand at comedies Stop Or M y Mom Will Shoot) and has returned to his forte of action movies

This summ er Stallone picks up the big guns and this time dons a helm et and a flying motorcycle for the comic book based Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd for those of you

who donrsquot know (or donrsquot care) is based on a popu la r British comic book about a post-apoca- lyptic city of the future where the police are the judge jury and often executioner all in one

The movie received a lo t of hype from disgruntled fans who were upset over Dredd removing his helmet

In the com ic D redd never once show ed his ugly m ug However the producers felt they couldnrsquot cast such a well-known

actor for the part without showshying his face But I have to side with fans on this one

In the m ovie we on ly see Stallone ldquoJudgingrdquo for a b rief time before hersquos stripped of his badge and kicked out of Mega City One

From th e re on i t rsquos ju st Stallone in a future action flick loosely based on a p o p u la r com ic If n o t for a few of D re d d rsquos m ost fam ous o p p o shynents the ABC robot and Mean

Machine (albeit in minor roles) the movie could have been just about any post- apocalyptic sci-fi sh o o t rsquoem up p y ro techn ic thriller

But herersquos where we make the d is t in c tio n betw een ju s t any thriller and Judge Dredd Anyone can write a futuristiff movie with big explosions and lots of stunts bu t making one fluent enjoyshyable and with a decent script is not such an easy task Dredd is the latter of the two

T he story gets underw ay alm ost immediately and wersquore th row n into a sinister p lo t of deception and lust for power w herein D red d is fram ed stripped of his badge and mercishyfully sent to prison (as opposed to being executed on the spot)

After that the movie becomes more predictable but you wonrsquot notice because your brain has gone into neutral and yoursquore just admiring the outstanding special effects and action sequences

I wouldnrsquot be taken seriously as a writer if I didnrsquot make some reference to Stallonersquos last sci-fi action movie Demolition Man A nd even th o u g h Taco Bell didnrsquot have some corny marketshying tie-in there were plenty of other similarities

S tallone was the le thal enforcer of a futuristic city with a beautiful and playful female cop companion and a villain tied very closely to the hero

All have a bitter aftertaste of Demolition M an But the huge scope of Dredd the action and the amazing sets place Dredd far above the sterile utopia depicted in Demolition Man

I didnrsquot even make a connecshy

tio n betw een the two movies until the climactic battle scene at the end Dredd dukes it out with his evil coun terpart Rico in a scene and set taken alm ost directly out of the cryo-prison scene from Demolition Man

T he m ovie is over sho rtly after leaving some issues unreshysolved And unfortunately there is even the predictable and out o f ch a rac ter H ershey Kiss thrown in at the end

The movie could have been better had the producers stuck m ore closely to the comic and avoided sim ilarities to Demoshylition M an H ow ever had S tallone no t played D redd 1 probably w ouldnrsquot have made any connection

Still Stallone does an excelshylen t job as D redd and no expense was spared in making this a fantastic movie to watch

If you are in the m ood for some blast-it-up action with a not too shabby plot and a slack lipped actor yelling ldquoI am the lawrdquo at five minute intervals I w ould s trong ly recom m end going to see Judge Dredd

I even liked this movie better than that other summ er comic book-based movie But th a trsquos p robably because it was over hyped and a little too far fetched for me Would someone explain how at the end the caped crusadshyer happens to fall faster than the other two people hersquos saving

Film A A A

Judge Dredd Sylvester Stallone Joan Chen Max Von Sydow

D irected by Danny Cannon Hollywood Pictures

A hot cool listenA voice you could marry not to mention feminism poetry and jazzBradWibleEntertainment Editor

Knowing how students at this university are interested in the im p o rtan ce to the changing world of the em powerment of women (ldquoWhatrsquos that and how can it improve my resumerdquo) I know that the album Zipless by Vanessa Daou will surely find a welcome spot in the stereo at all of the hippest way-cool ldquoIrsquom a brother hererdquo parties

The lyrics for Zipless are taken from Becoming Light a collecshytio n o f poem s by Erica Jong Jong perhaps most famous for her book Fear o f Flying has been one of the loudest literary voices of the past three decades p ro shym oting the sexual and social freedom of w om en and in a greater sense of people in genershyal Jong even contributed a new poem ldquoSmokerdquo a recollection of rsquo60s drug culture

Working closely with Jong Vanessa Daou wrote and sang all the songs while her husband

Peter played all the instruments an d hand led th e p ro d u c tio n duties The result is a smoother- th a n -sm o o th a lbum of jazzdance music with some of the greatest lyrics Irsquove heard in a while (at least since I got my hearing back after that problem I had with head pressure)

On ldquoSunday Afternoonsrdquo the softness of Vanessarsquos voice seeps into your ears telling of the bitshytersweet taste of longing obsesshysively for a lover to the point of making oneself sick My deepest sympathy to anyone condemned to such an existence

ldquoBecoming A Nunrdquo builds to the lines ldquoIrsquom m arching over cobblestones like heads of men I have knownrdquo

My favorite song by far is ldquoAlcestis On The Poetry Circuitrdquo The song opens with the lines ldquoThe best slave does not need to be beaten She beats hershyselfrdquo The verses that follow tell the sad but too true story of beautiful intelligent women

w ho still m a in ta in te rr ib ly warped self images in which they see no th ing b u t ugliness and inadequacy C halk it up to a male dominated society or bad oysters itrsquos still a shame

The lyrics are delivered in soft hushed tones creating a balanced sound and allowing the d ru m s and bass to ca rry the music while improv instruments riff around the words 1 recomshymend this album to anyone who w ants a tru ly cool listen with lyrics which d o n rsquot insult your taste or intelligence

Maybe an even better tactic would be mandatory listening by everyone resulting in reassured women less men with knuckles dragging on the ground and a better life for everyone in genershyal Irsquom sure you lose sleep over it

Music A A A A

MICHAa HALSBANDMCM Records

Produced by Peter Daou reg $ 1 0 0 0 0 0 of operations over a five year periodMCA Recofds The Fonz is looking b e tte r than ever They look sooooo real

12 bull The Triangle bull July 281995

Entertainment

T e s to s te ro n e c in e m a

RICHARD BiMSHARDHollywood Pictures

Itrsquos all about justice And helmets And chicks And Zippo lighters hanging from my shoulder

Aaron SchantzStaff Writer

Sylvester Stallone has come a long way from the days of Rocky and Rambo Hersquos tried his hand at comedies Stop Or M y Mom Will Shoot) and has returned to his forte of action movies

This summ er Stallone picks up the big guns and this time dons a helm et and a flying motorcycle for the comic book based Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd for those of you

who donrsquot know (or donrsquot care) is based on a popu la r British comic book about a post-apoca- lyptic city of the future where the police are the judge jury and often executioner all in one

The movie received a lo t of hype from disgruntled fans who were upset over Dredd removing his helmet

In the com ic D redd never once show ed his ugly m ug However the producers felt they couldnrsquot cast such a well-known

actor for the part without showshying his face But I have to side with fans on this one

In the m ovie we on ly see Stallone ldquoJudgingrdquo for a b rief time before hersquos stripped of his badge and kicked out of Mega City One

From th e re on i t rsquos ju st Stallone in a future action flick loosely based on a p o p u la r com ic If n o t for a few of D re d d rsquos m ost fam ous o p p o shynents the ABC robot and Mean

Machine (albeit in minor roles) the movie could have been just about any post- apocalyptic sci-fi sh o o t rsquoem up p y ro techn ic thriller

But herersquos where we make the d is t in c tio n betw een ju s t any thriller and Judge Dredd Anyone can write a futuristiff movie with big explosions and lots of stunts bu t making one fluent enjoyshyable and with a decent script is not such an easy task Dredd is the latter of the two

T he story gets underw ay alm ost immediately and wersquore th row n into a sinister p lo t of deception and lust for power w herein D red d is fram ed stripped of his badge and mercishyfully sent to prison (as opposed to being executed on the spot)

After that the movie becomes more predictable but you wonrsquot notice because your brain has gone into neutral and yoursquore just admiring the outstanding special effects and action sequences

I wouldnrsquot be taken seriously as a writer if I didnrsquot make some reference to Stallonersquos last sci-fi action movie Demolition Man A nd even th o u g h Taco Bell didnrsquot have some corny marketshying tie-in there were plenty of other similarities

S tallone was the le thal enforcer of a futuristic city with a beautiful and playful female cop companion and a villain tied very closely to the hero

All have a bitter aftertaste of Demolition M an But the huge scope of Dredd the action and the amazing sets place Dredd far above the sterile utopia depicted in Demolition Man

I didnrsquot even make a connecshy

tio n betw een the two movies until the climactic battle scene at the end Dredd dukes it out with his evil coun terpart Rico in a scene and set taken alm ost directly out of the cryo-prison scene from Demolition Man

T he m ovie is over sho rtly after leaving some issues unreshysolved And unfortunately there is even the predictable and out o f ch a rac ter H ershey Kiss thrown in at the end

The movie could have been better had the producers stuck m ore closely to the comic and avoided sim ilarities to Demoshylition M an H ow ever had S tallone no t played D redd 1 probably w ouldnrsquot have made any connection

Still Stallone does an excelshylen t job as D redd and no expense was spared in making this a fantastic movie to watch

If you are in the m ood for some blast-it-up action with a not too shabby plot and a slack lipped actor yelling ldquoI am the lawrdquo at five minute intervals I w ould s trong ly recom m end going to see Judge Dredd

I even liked this movie better than that other summ er comic book-based movie But th a trsquos p robably because it was over hyped and a little too far fetched for me Would someone explain how at the end the caped crusadshyer happens to fall faster than the other two people hersquos saving

Film A A A

Judge Dredd Sylvester Stallone Joan Chen Max Von Sydow

D irected by Danny Cannon Hollywood Pictures

A hot cool listenA voice you could marry not to mention feminism poetry and jazzBradWibleEntertainment Editor

Knowing how students at this university are interested in the im p o rtan ce to the changing world of the em powerment of women (ldquoWhatrsquos that and how can it improve my resumerdquo) I know that the album Zipless by Vanessa Daou will surely find a welcome spot in the stereo at all of the hippest way-cool ldquoIrsquom a brother hererdquo parties

The lyrics for Zipless are taken from Becoming Light a collecshytio n o f poem s by Erica Jong Jong perhaps most famous for her book Fear o f Flying has been one of the loudest literary voices of the past three decades p ro shym oting the sexual and social freedom of w om en and in a greater sense of people in genershyal Jong even contributed a new poem ldquoSmokerdquo a recollection of rsquo60s drug culture

Working closely with Jong Vanessa Daou wrote and sang all the songs while her husband

Peter played all the instruments an d hand led th e p ro d u c tio n duties The result is a smoother- th a n -sm o o th a lbum of jazzdance music with some of the greatest lyrics Irsquove heard in a while (at least since I got my hearing back after that problem I had with head pressure)

On ldquoSunday Afternoonsrdquo the softness of Vanessarsquos voice seeps into your ears telling of the bitshytersweet taste of longing obsesshysively for a lover to the point of making oneself sick My deepest sympathy to anyone condemned to such an existence

ldquoBecoming A Nunrdquo builds to the lines ldquoIrsquom m arching over cobblestones like heads of men I have knownrdquo

My favorite song by far is ldquoAlcestis On The Poetry Circuitrdquo The song opens with the lines ldquoThe best slave does not need to be beaten She beats hershyselfrdquo The verses that follow tell the sad but too true story of beautiful intelligent women

w ho still m a in ta in te rr ib ly warped self images in which they see no th ing b u t ugliness and inadequacy C halk it up to a male dominated society or bad oysters itrsquos still a shame

The lyrics are delivered in soft hushed tones creating a balanced sound and allowing the d ru m s and bass to ca rry the music while improv instruments riff around the words 1 recomshymend this album to anyone who w ants a tru ly cool listen with lyrics which d o n rsquot insult your taste or intelligence

Maybe an even better tactic would be mandatory listening by everyone resulting in reassured women less men with knuckles dragging on the ground and a better life for everyone in genershyal Irsquom sure you lose sleep over it

Music A A A A

MICHAa HALSBANDMCM Records

Produced by Peter Daou reg $ 1 0 0 0 0 0 of operations over a five year periodMCA Recofds The Fonz is looking b e tte r than ever They look sooooo real