Charmed - 6x01 - Valhalley of the Dolls (1).En

8/12/2019 Charmed - 6x01 - Valhalley of the Dolls (1).En

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{1119}{1178}All right!{1183}{1234}Give it up for Smash Mouth!{1238}{1314}Let's hear it, come on!{1347}{1464}Hangin' Chad, coming back live|at the KQSF Annual Beach Bash.{1468}{1539}Winding it up with|our special guest,{1543}{1667}the stunningly beautiful,|Phoebe Halliwell{1671}{1715}of "Ask Phoebe" fame.{1719}{1763}Okay, so, what's your deal?{1767}{1808}Are you psychic, is that it?{1812}{1883}- I'm sorry?|- I mean you gotta be, don't you?{1887}{1933}Your column has skyrocketed,{1938}{2049}all the critics rave about how|amazingly insightful your advice is.{2053}{2082}How else do you explain it?{2087}{2146}I just think I read people really well.{2151}{2198}Oh, you do, do you?{2202}{2227}Can you read me?{2311}{2364}I don't know.|Write a letter and we'll see.{2369}{2404}Come on, give it a shot.{2409}{2493}You guys wanna see her do it,|don't you?{2537}{2604}All right, all right.{2618}{2662}What do you want advice on?{2666}{2702}Okay, let's see.{2707}{2794}There's this woman that I like,|and I'd like to ask her out.{2799}{2883}But I'm afraid she'll say no.|What should I do?

{3000}{3070}Well, why don't you just ask me|and find out?{3719}{3751}Hey, are you out of your mind?{3755}{3782}What are you doing here?{3787}{3822}Freyja sent me.{3826}{3869}She wants to know|what's taking so long.{3874}{3914}Freyja?{3918}{3969}For a mythical character,|she sure does worry a lot.{3974}{4014}She's not the only one|who's worried.{4043}{4073}He's an Elder, Chris.{4077}{4127}How much longer do you really|expect us to keep him?{4132}{4165}Don't tell me he's complaining.{4170}{4200}Yes, a lot actually.{4205}{4250}I don't believe it!|Banish the guy to an island

{4254}{4327}filled with beautiful women|and he still complains.{4331}{4373}- I can't win.|- How much longer?{4378}{4404}Until I'm ready.{4440}{4500}I'm sorry, but I haven't finished|what I came here to do yet.{4504}{4551}And I need Leo|out of the way until I can.{4569}{4639}More importantly, the sisters|can't find him before I'm ready.{4643}{4674}- Or else...|- I know.{4719}{4762}We all understand the risks.{4780}{4851}I'd never hurt you, Mist.{4864}{4947}- You know that.|- You would if you had to.{4955}{5011}I know that too.{5042}{5074}Chris, are you up there?{5110}{5146}You better go.

{5462}{5545}Please. Hurry.{5694}{5749}Hey, do you have any laundry?{5800}{5866}No, no. I'm good, thanks.{5888}{5953}I'm gonna get your sisters.|We have another demon to vanquish.{5958}{5995}Okey-dokey.{6150}{6223}Hi. I'm sorry if I embarrassed|you back there.{6228}{6300}- I'm glad it was on the radio.|- I don't know why I answered like that.{6304}{6353}- It was...|- It was dead on, that's what it was.{6358}{6434}It was exactly what I was feeling.|Nervous about asking you out.


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{6450}{6490}Really? You were?{6517}{6585}Well, then maybe I should ask you out|and just take the pressure off.{6678}{6726}I just don't know|what's the matter with me.{6748}{6787}It's gotta be the heat or something.{6852}{6935}- Bayview Caf, say, 1:00?|- I'll be there.{6939}{6971}Phoebe.{6975}{7030}Chris, what are you doing here?{7034}{7085}Listen, I gotta get back.{7089}{7141}- Don't be late.|- I won't be.{7252}{7303}Trok demon. Remember?{7328}{7399}- Chris, get a life.|- Come on.{7403}{7468}Stop! Stop!{7546}{7603}Sit! Heel!{7692}{7730}Stop!{7796}{7863}I gotta get a real job.{7993}{8029}Trok demon?{8034}{8076}What now?|Can't you see I'm working?{8367}{8454}All right, can we get this started|because I have to go...{8459}{8491}Where did they come from?{8496}{8538}He wouldn't let me|take them back first.{8543}{8602}- Back?|- Yeah, I'm a...{8606}{8636}...dog walker.{8640}{8687}The temp agency messed up.

{8727}{8809}Do you mind? We have to summon|the demon while he's still on our plane.{8813}{8882}- Piper!|- Oh, Chris, lighten up.{8886}{8966}Sending us after all these demons|is getting to be a real drag.{8970}{9047}- Yeah, you're working us like dogs.|- I don't see Piper complaining.{9051}{9122}No, because Piper doesn't complain|about anything anymore.{9126}{9163}Ever since Leo left|to become an Elder,{9167}{9245}all she does is walk|around the house all chipper.{9250}{9296}- So?|- So it's unusual.{9301}{9341}What's worse, it's not Piper.{9346}{9379}I'd love to have a play date.{9383}{9447}Maybe we can call Jennie|and she can bring baby Josie.

{9451}{9528}And then I'll bring the juice|and maybe bake some muffins, and...{9532}{9594}Oh, how cute.{9608}{9633}Okay?{9637}{9681}- She's getting worse.|- Definitely.{9686}{9739}- Do you have a spell?|- Right out of the Book.{9744}{9806}After you summon him,|make sure Piper freezes him.{9810}{9851}Otherwise you'll never|get the spell off.{9856}{9907}Take these guys to the attic,|they'll be fine there.{9911}{9974}- Wait. Me?|- Yeah, you. Go.{10051}{10125}- Alrighty, are we ready?|- Alrighty.{10129}{10227}Phoebe, have I told you how much|I love your new 'do, it's fabulous!{10231}{10294}- Very chipper.|- Okay, let's do this.

{10298}{10343}You take this.{10631}{10665}Piper, freeze him!{10769}{10804}What did you do that for?{10809}{10857}I don't know. I didn't mean to.{10995}{11036}"From other worlds far and near{11040}{11089}Let's get him the Trok out of here"{11275}{11309}Everybody okay?{11314}{11359}Yeah. That was awesome.{12797}{12875}What kind of whitelighter can't heal?{12879}{12952}- For the record, you can't heal either.|- I'm half whitelighter.


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{12956}{13010}How come you didn't tell us this|before we hired you?{13014}{13091}Because you didn't hire me.|I was assigned by the Elders.{13095}{13153}Any other little surprises|you'd like to share with us?{13170}{13199}No.{13232}{13304}Look, I haven't been a whitelighter|very long, okay?{13308}{13358}And healing, it's big.{13362}{13439}- And takes a while to learn how to do.|- Great, student-lighter.{13443}{13540}You could have told us about this,|like, I don't know, maybe a month ago?{13544}{13584}Well, I know one thing for sure.{13588}{13643}We're gonna stop|all this demon-fighting for a while.{13648}{13687}Wait. Why?{13692}{13771}Can somebody please fold the towels|in the dryer when it's done?{13775}{13800}That's why.{13805}{13878}I put a casserole in the oven. You can|check it in about an hour or so.{13882}{13956}I will be at the club if you need me.|Have fun.{13970}{14052}Oh, my God. She is so sad.{14056}{14111}Sad?|Where are you getting sad from?{14116}{14201}How about this? Three more demons,|then we can talk about taking abreak.{14206}{14239}Do you have a quota or something?{14244}{14273}I've told you this before.{14277}{14346}I know from future knowledge that|a demon is gonna come after Wyat

t.{14350}{14395}These are all|just pre-emptive strikes.{14400}{14446}Okay. Look, Chris, we like you a lot.{14450}{14503}But we've been doing this|a lot longer than you have.{14507}{14624}Trust me, you have to pace yourself|and you gotta let us have a life.{14628}{14699}Speaking of which, I have to go|get ready for my lunch date.{14703}{14753}Oh, I didn't know your boss|was back in town.{14764}{14796}No, it's not with Jason.{14800}{14878}It's with Chad, the DJ,|who I'm not really interested in.{14888}{14935}Two demons.|How about that? Two?{14940}{15028}No, Chris, and especially not until|we figure out what's wrong with Piper.

{15032}{15078}And more importantly,|Piper's powers.{15083}{15148}I swear, I think Leo did something|to her before he left.{15153}{15251}You know what? I think it's about time|we orb him down here and ask him.{15255}{15316}- I don't think that's possible.|- Well, then make it possible.{15321}{15369}Even if he doesn't care|about Piper as his wife,{15373}{15457}as an Elder, he at the least should care|about what happened to her powers.{15468}{15516}- I can't.|- Yeah, you can.{15520}{15584}You just go up there and tell him|to get his butt back down here.{15599}{15642}That's not why I can't.{15647}{15732}I didn't wanna tell you this because|I didn't wanna worry you twobut...

{15769}{15807}Leo's missing.{15811}{15888}- What?|- Missing? How long?{15918}{15970}Since the last time we saw him.{16040}{16136}Anyways, the Elders|think he's been... kidnapped.{16156}{16193}By whom?{16298}{16351}Go! Go!{16406}{16434}They got Kruger!{16577}{16602}Who?{16629}{16676}What the...?{16686}{16742}It's all right.|You don't have to be afraid.


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{16752}{16798}You're one of the chosen few.{17032}{17064}Don't worry.{17069}{17124}I promise you'll understand|soon enough.{17640}{17684}- You're amazing, Piper.|- Sorry?{17688}{17734}I mean, seriously,|I don't know how you do it.{17738}{17791}I mean, I could barely|take care of myself{17795}{17858}when little Darryl was a baby,|let alone run a daycare.{17863}{17935}Well, you know, nobody was using|the club during the day anyway,{17939}{18023}and I was running out of room at home|with all of Wyatt's play dates.{18028}{18072}Well, I think it's great.{18076}{18160}Really, I mean, especially|with everything you're going through.{18251}{18276}What?{18297}{18348}Sheila's been a little|concerned about you lately.{18367}{18413}You know, with Leo and all.{18418}{18470}I can't even imagine|how hard it must be for you.{18475}{18512}Do you ever even talk to him?{18516}{18568}Oh, no. It's probably|against the rules.{18572}{18628}But, you know,|no use crying over spilt milk.{18633}{18709}And besides, you know,|I just gotta push ahead for Wyatt.{18764}{18812}Well, better get these treats|to the little ones.{18816}{18865}Is Darryl Jr. Staying late?{18870}{18908}- Yeah.|- Yeah, yeah.{18913}{18941}Super.

{18986}{19045}Hey, guys, have fun.|Coming through.{19058}{19119}I gotta get back to the station.{19159}{19200}- Hi, guys.|- Hey.{19205}{19273}- Hi.|- What's the matter?{19313}{19376}- Sorry?|- Something's bothering you, I can tell.{19415}{19468}- Phoebe?|- What?{19472}{19498}Oh, sorry.{19503}{19559}So, you know,|Piper's doing fine, huh?{19564}{19615}Yeah, but you don't think she is.{19652}{19729}Don't mind her,|she's just being a little annoying.{19733}{19782}Would you excuse us for a second?{19795}{19847}- Yeah, sure.|- Yeah.{19852}{19894}- See you later.|- Bye.

{19899}{19944}What is going on with you?{19949}{19977}I don't know, it's weird.{19981}{20079}Lately, I've just been feeling|a lot of weird vibes.{20083}{20109}I don't know what it is.{20114}{20175}Vibes.{20180}{20230}Check it out.|I can really, really only deal{20234}{20305}- with one whacked out sister at a time.|- Got it.{20347}{20392}Piper?{20397}{20424}Piper, you got a minute?{20429}{20511}- Can it wait?|- No, actually, it can't.{20515}{20570}- It's about Leo.|- Oh, did he call?{20575}{20600}Not exactly.{20605}{20678}There's no easy way to break this|so I'm just gonna come out and s

ay it.{20713}{20749}Leo's missing.{20753}{20851}We found out the Elders haven't heard|from him since he left to join them.{20937}{20989}So did he happen|to say anything to you{20994}{21061}the last time you saw him|that could potentially help?{21066}{21117}No. All I remember him saying{21121}{21213}is that he was leaving to become|an Elder and I wished him good luck.{21218}{21263}That's it?|That was your big goodbye?


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{21268}{21312}Yeah, as far as I can remember.{21316}{21398}But I wouldn't worry about it too much.|He'll turn up sooner or later.{21402}{21427}Excuse me.{21467}{21529}So much for that shocking|her back into reality, huh?{21534}{21586}Unfortunately,|I think only Leo can do that.{22774}{22824}Greetings, Mist.{22938}{22979}You under-rotated.{22983}{23030}Now watch.{23315}{23350}You were gone a while, Mist.{23354}{23380}I was beginning to worry.{23384}{23442}I wanted you to be pleased.{23692}{23735}Cute.{23740}{23775}But can he fight?{23780}{23808}Like no other.{23813}{23841}We'll see.{23854}{23900}Am I in heaven?{23915}{23946}Warrior heaven.{23956}{24032}Until I see how well you do|against our champion, anyway.{24684}{24711}What do you want from me?{24716}{24755}We want you to fight.{25983}{26023}He fought well enough.{26027}{26103}Heal him. Get him into training.{26189}{26250}- Come.|- What about me?

{26254}{26308}I don't belong here and you know it!{26313}{26375}No? You're an Elder, aren't you?{26408}{26458}You have much to teach|my warriors.{27131}{27210}Where exactly are you trying|to find Leo? Jupiter?{27214}{27250}When an Elder gets kidnapped,{27254}{27314}they're probably not just gonna|take him to Chinatown, right?{27318}{27375}I think everything is game,|even the cosmos.{27379}{27431}Still, I don't see how the crystal's|gonna find him,{27435}{27496}especially not without something|of his to focus it better.{27524}{27575}I've got one of his plaid shirts.{27580}{27646}I was thinking something|a little more special than that.{27651}{27712}Leo loved those shirts.|His entire closet's full of them.{27813}{27838}What's your problem?

{27885}{27936}You're nervous, I can feel it.{27940}{27984}Watch your vibes.{27989}{28090}I just think you guys should be|focusing on helping Piper, not Leo.{28094}{28131}- I was right.|- Hey, finding Leo{28136}{28179}could help us with Piper.{28183}{28274}Well, then you better find another way,|because you are not gonnafind him.{28352}{28407}I mean, you haven't found him yet,|have you?{28429}{28497}I'm telling you, just leave|it up to the Elders, all right?{28501}{28572}- Just let it go.|- Let it go? He's Wyatt's father.{28577}{28625}- And our brother-in-law.|- Ex-brother-in-law.{28629}{28701}I'm just trying to get you two to focus|on your sister here. That'

s all.{28705}{28783}Because with her powers messed up,|you guys are all at risk.{28843}{28878}- He's right.|- I know.{28882}{28958}But if Leo did do something|to block Piper's pain,{28963}{28999}how do we unblock it without him?{29003}{29066}- A magical laxative.|- Okay.{29070}{29154}But think about it. If we can write|a spell to help her remember her pain,{29159}{29224}I don't know,|it could even help us find Leo.{29283}{29325}Who are you calling, Spells "R" Us?


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{29329}{29366}No, I'm calling the Bayview Caf.{29370}{29445}I'm gonna cancel my lunch date|with Chad, which I'm already late for.{29449}{29474}Bayview Caf.{29478}{29524}Hi, can I speak|to Chad Carson, please?{29528}{29594}- I was supposed to meet him for...|- Yes, he couldn't make it today.{29598}{29646}- What?|- He called and he cancelled.{29651}{29692}- He cancelled?|- Yes, he cancelled.{29696}{29729}Are you sure?|He didn't even call...{29733}{29823}He told us to let you know|he's very sorry.{29888}{29915}He stood me up.{29933}{29982}Wait, weren't you just calling|to cancel on him?{29987}{30035}Yeah, but I called him.|That's cancelling.{30039}{30100}He called the restaurant.|That's standing up.{30138}{30170}This doesn't make any sense.{30174}{30200}I don't understand.{30204}{30280}He liked me,|he really liked me. I felt it.{30285}{30400}Well, excuse me, but it didn't even|seem like your heart was in itanyway.{30443}{30483}Where you going?|We have a spell to write!{30488}{30530}And I have a DJ to grill!{30610}{30647}All right, here you go, Chad.{30651}{30694}Thanks, Billy.

{30708}{30734}Hey.{30738}{30792}I hear they have hot dogs|at the Bayview Caf.{30797}{30840}Phoebe, what are you doing here?{30844}{30895}That's funny, I was about to ask|you the same thing.{30900}{30943}Listen, I can explain.{30948}{30997}That's good,|because that's why I'm here.{31002}{31058}I was just hoping you could|help me understand something{31062}{31127}that's baffled women|since the beginning of time.{31159}{31220}Why don't men call|after they ask us out?{31224}{31266}And why do they cancel|at the last minute,{31270}{31344}and even worse, stand us up?{31349}{31429}Look, I'm sorry but I had something|really important come up.{31501}{31560}- Are you intimidated by me?|- What?

{31565}{31632}Because you weren't intimidated|by me when you asked me out.{31637}{31682}Hold on, you asked me out,|remember?{31687}{31744}Oh, wait. Are you saying|that you didn't want me though?{31748}{31833}- Because I know you did, I felt it.|- Wait a minute.{31913}{31958}You don't like successful women.{32002}{32034}I gotta go.{32039}{32129}Wait, are you telling me that everything|that I've worked so hardfor in my life,{32133}{32227}everything I fought to achieve,|makes me less attractive to men?{32232}{32297}Because if that's what you're saying,|I just...{32339}{32411}It just hurts. It hurts so much.{32416}{32481}It hurts so much, Mommy!{32486}{32542}Don't you think|you're overreacting just a little?

{32547}{32576}No, I don't!{32630}{32680}Actually, yeah, I do.{32685}{32786}- It hurts so much, Mommy.|- I know it does.{32846}{32907}Sir, what does it matter|when I bring the dogs home?{32911}{32996}Their owners aren't there. That's why|I got the job in the first place.{33001}{33095}Why don't you go hump a dog?|Did you ever think of that?{33099}{33136}No, not you, sir.{33141}{33206}Look, you know,|when I came to the agency,{33210}{33361}I really went with the idea that I would|be helping people, not an


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imals.{33366}{33425}And what I really mean|to say is that it's...{33429}{33524}Sir, it is time for me|to strike out on my own.{33572}{33643}Yeah, I'll have the dogs|back in an hour.{33674}{33743}- Piper's home!|- Coming.{33776}{33813}Hey, who's that?{33817}{33849}Ask her.{33853}{33912}Hi, how's it going?{33916}{33966}How's it going?{33970}{33997}What are you doing?{34001}{34040}Whose babies are these?{34044}{34071}Hi.{34075}{34131}Well, their mommies|couldn't pick them up in time,{34135}{34191}so I offered to bring|them home for a while.{34195}{34259}Oh, you did?{34263}{34303}What about, you know, Leo?{34307}{34367}I don't know, what about him?{34372}{34449}Look, Wyatt, look who's here.{34453}{34516}Another friend for you to play with.{34520}{34578}- Is that the memory spell?|- Yeah.{34604}{34651}And she can stay|as long as she likes.{34656}{34690}Cast it.{34733}{34797}"Powers and emotions tied|A witch's heart is where it hides{34801}{34889}Help her through her agony|Bless her with her memory"

{34961}{35050}Piper, you okay?{35087}{35137}I'm sorry, do I know you?{35171}{35196}Very funny.{35220}{35262}Oh, cute.{35302}{35327}Yours?{35332}{35374}No, yours.{35379}{35437}Mine? Well, what do you mean?{35441}{35508}Wait, who am I?{35512}{35572}What am I doing here?{35577}{35654}Great, Paige, you didn't restore|her memory, you erased it.{35659}{35720}That's impossible.|It's a good spell, I know it.{35732}{35828}Unless it interacted badly|with Leo's magic.{35895}{35956}What happened?|How did that happen?

{35974}{36025}It's okay.|You're gonna be okay.{36029}{36095}Just don't point at anything, okay?|Just keep your hands down.{36099}{36160}Like this: Okay?{36164}{36215}Can somebody please|tell me what's going on?{36230}{36307}We're gonna tell you that,|just as soon as we know ourselves.{36325}{36407}Okay, you come in here,|and you have a seat,{36411}{36444}and take a load off.{36448}{36494}Yeah, and keep those arms down.{36503}{36535}Oh, my goodness.{36540}{36628}Don't freak out, because magic got us|into this and magic will getus out.{36832}{36866}- Did you see that?|- See what?{36871}{36946}- Wyatt, he orbed his pacifier.|- What?

{36984}{37032}I think I know how to find Leo.{37036}{37111}Leo? Will you please|forget about Leo?{37128}{37182}Oh, Piper, hi!{37186}{37220}You're never gonna believe this.{37225}{37260}I think I have a new power.{37265}{37325}It would certainly explain|a lot of my weird behaviour lately,{37329}{37359}like why I wanted to date Chad,{37363}{37436}and why my advice|has been so amazingly accurate.{37455}{37519}I know, this is huge, right? Huge.{37524}{37582}So, what's my new power you ask?|Oh, I'll tell you.


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{37586}{37654}Do you remember that empath|we helped a couple of years ago?{37658}{37720}That guy that could feel|what other people were feeling?{37725}{37754}- Phoebe.|- Just a sec.{37758}{37796}I think that's what I am now.{37812}{37849}An empath.{37853}{37911}I am an empath.{37915}{37949}That's my new power.{37953}{38020}Or at least an advancement|of my premonition power, I don't know.{38025}{38066}Neither does she, I'm afraid.{38071}{38111}Know, that is, anything.{38116}{38152}Paige erased her memory.{38191}{38236}Can you blow things up too?{38281}{38329}Oh, boy.{38333}{38359}Paige!{38497}{38559}What did you do to our sister?{38574}{38608}Oh, you poor dear.{38613}{38668}You feel awful about it, don't you?{38673}{38698}I'm so sorry.{38726}{38811}- Thanks. I think.|- That's it?{38815}{38892}That's all the ass-kicking you'll dole|out? You're supposed to besisters.{38897}{38946}She's clearly devastated about this.{38951}{39026}You can't let her off the hook. You|need enough guilt to get her to fix it.

{39053}{39084}I think I just fixed it.{39089}{39127}I think we just found Leo.{39132}{39196}- "We"?|- Yep, Wyatt and me.{39200}{39280}I mean, nothing's more important|to Leo than him, right?{39285}{39324}Oh, there you go, big boy.{39367}{39422}- Let's go.|- Go? Go where?{39426}{39475}It's pointing to the middle|of the Indian Ocean.{39480}{39524}There must be something there.|I trust Wyatt.{39529}{39560}- No, this is crazy.|- Chris,{39565}{39611}she's feeling really|strongly about this.{39676}{39714}I have a new power.{39718}{39766}I'll explain on the way.{39770}{39812}Hey, can you take the dogs|back for me?

{39816}{39870}- The addresses are in the book.|- No, there's no way.{40027}{40098}If anyone should be protecting|themselves, it's me from you.{40626}{40727}It's so beautiful here, it's like paradise.|But why isn't it on the map?{40731}{40781}They obviously don't want|anyone to know it exists.{40785}{40864}Like the island has some sort|of magical camouflage or something.{40868}{40919}Yeah, well,|that's a hell of a lot of magic.{40923}{40960}Over there!{41249}{41325}Well, that was close.|I hope they're not looking for us.{41702}{41727}Anything?{41732}{41761}Phoebe. Paige.{41766}{41821}Leo! Oh, my God.{41826}{41863}I can't believe it.

{41867}{41913}I can't tell you how good|it is to see you guys.{41917}{41974}- Hey, you cut your hair.|- Yeah, you like it?{41979}{42007}Hello, people.{42036}{42073}What are you doing in here anyway?{42078}{42141}Somebody put me here, that's what.|Watch out!{42675}{42700}Oh, thank you.{42789}{42840}Wow, Leo, I didn't know|you had it in you.{42845}{42870}I've changed.{42874}{42957}Get out before the Valkyries find you.|If you orbed here, they'vebeen alerted.


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{42968}{43022}Valkyries? Who are they,|and what do they want with you?{43026}{43074}But you can't orb out from here,|it's protected.{43078}{43146}You need to get out of here.|Now go! Run!{43150}{43178}We'll be back.{43434}{43505}I told you, I don't belong here.{43705}{43787}You could have been killed, you know|that? What were you thinking?{43792}{43885}We were thinking of finding Leo, which|we actually did, if that matters to you.{43889}{43945}What was up with that skirt|he was wearing?{43949}{44004}At least the skirt wasn't plaid.{44018}{44099}I don't believe this. It's like neither of|you guys are taking this very seriously.{44138}{44232}- Hey, do you mind?|- I can't help it if he doesn't like you.{44236}{44270}You were supposed|to take him home.{44275}{44322}I tried, but the owners weren't there.{44326}{44391}Besides, the dog,|he's not my job, he's yours.{44396}{44430}I know, don't remind me.{44434}{44494}Hey, Oscar, lay down.{44616}{44655}Look, Paige, I think he likes you.{44660}{44687}Yeah, great.{44692}{44734}Don't tell me you can read|his feelings too.{44738}{44821}No, but if I start|licking your toes, run.{44825}{44850}Where's Piper?{44855}{44912}I put her in her room, hoping|that it might jog her memory,

{44916}{44957}since nobody else|seems to be trying to.{44980}{45010}Here it is.{45014}{45076}"Valkyries, a powerful race|of demigoddesses{45080}{45133}who scout the battlegrounds|for dying warriors..."{45137}{45173}"...then take their souls to Valhalla,{45177}{45239}where they prepare them|for the final world battle."{45244}{45279}Valkyries, huh?{45305}{45333}Does that mean they're good?{45364}{45405}How can they be good|if they've got Leo?{45410}{45486}And how did they even get Leo?|He's not a dying warrior, he's an Elder.{45502}{45548}Why don't you guys|concentrate on helping Piper.{45552}{45611}I'm gonna fill in the Elders|and see what they want to do.

{45615}{45678}Chris, we don't have time.|We have to go back for Leo now.{45683}{45725}Why? Doesn't sound|like he's in trouble.{45739}{45778}He's only stuck in a cage.{45783}{45823}They tried to kill us.{45828}{45881}My point exactly. Too dangerous.|You're not going back.{45885}{45933}Wait, let me get this straight.{45937}{45995}Are you telling me that you'd|rather just let Leo rot there,{45999}{46026}is that what you're saying?{46031}{46076}- No, but...|- He needs our help.{46080}{46147}Not to mention he may be|the only way we have to save Piper.{46199}{46254}You can't orb into Valhalla|undetected.{46258}{46321}The only way to get there safely|is with a Valkyrie's pendant.{46395}{46463}But that still won't get you close to Leo.|He's too well-guarded n

ow.{46467}{46493}How do you know all this?{46506}{46549}I've crossed paths|with Valkyries before...{46570}{46595}...in the future.{46600}{46672}Anyway, I can get you pendants,|but the only way to get close to Leo{46676}{46724}is by proving to the Valkyries|you're one of them.{46728}{46765}How are we supposed to do that?{46776}{46834}Easy, just arrive|with a warrior's soul.{46839}{46891}Oh, easy.


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{46895}{46950}Where are we supposed to find|a warrior's soul?{46969}{47011}Beats me.{47258}{47327}It's all right,|you don't have to be afraid.{47332}{47364}You're a brave warrior.{47369}{47400}I'll take care of you.{47410}{47477}I don't think so, Leysa. Not this time.{47481}{47509}What are you doing here?{47514}{47559}My plans have changed,|unfortunately.{47563}{47615}The witches found Leo|sooner than I would have liked.{47626}{47701}That's not my problem.|We kept our end of the deal.{47706}{47744}I know.{47748}{47795}And I'm forever grateful.{47799}{47847}But I can't risk them|finding out what I'm up to.{47884}{47928}I'm truly sorry.{48383}{48414}Forgive me.{48894}{48994}Officer down, 8th Avenue sewer.|We need an ambulance.{48998}{49066}Attention all units in the vicinity|of the 8th Avenue sewer.{49070}{49139}We have an officer down.|I repeat, we have an officer down.{49238}{49314}- You ain't got nothing on me.|- Shut up.{49340}{49381}Get in there.{49469}{49521}- Wait here.|- Yeah, like I'm going anywhere.{49526}{49605}Are you out of your mind?|What are you doing here?{49609}{49634}Darryl, we need your help.{49638}{49704}Does this have anything to do with|you asking Sheila to watch Wyat

t?{49708}{49764}- She just called.|- Yes, but we don't have a lot of time.{49768}{49800}- It's about Leo.|- You found him?{49804}{49864}- Actually, we did.|- We need your help to save him.{49869}{49918}Sure, you know that.|Just ask. Anything.{49922}{49998}Great. We just need to borrow|your soul for a couple of hours.{50002}{50028}We'll get it right back.{50033}{50096}It's perfectly safe really.|Your body will just slip into a coma{50100}{50146}and as long|as we get your soul back in time...{50150}{50201}- Which we will.|...you'll be fine.{50205}{50257}Just a little headache, that's all.{50261}{50301}What do you say?{50375}{50402}You're serious, aren't you?

{50414}{50470}Please, Darryl, it's the only way|we can save Leo.{50498}{50541}No. I ain't doing it.{50546}{50578}Darryl, please.{50583}{50618}No, absolutely not.{50623}{50665}I love Leo like a brother,{50670}{50734}but you know, there is a limit|to what you can ask a man to do.{50738}{50775}And this is definitely over the limit.{50804}{50855}- Darryl?|- What?{51026}{51054}That's just great.{51189}{51246}I hope this works.{51346}{51438}Just remember everything I told you|and you'll be fine, okay?{51708}{51787}Okay we got the... Oh, my God,|what did you do to Piper?{51792}{51858}I turned her into a Valkyrie.|And convinced her she's one too.

{51894}{51950}Actually it wasn't that hard really,|considering the fact{51954}{52014}- that her mind is basically a blank.|- Why?{52018}{52078}You might need the power of three|to get Leo out of Valhalla.{52082}{52157}And this is the only way|you're gonna get her into Valhalla.{52162}{52223}Well, if Piper ever gets|her memory back, she's gonna kill you.{52234}{52268}- Why?|- Because she hates wearing{52272}{52312}those costumes as much as we do.{52348}{52438}Yeah? Well, in that case,|you're gonna kill me too.{53269}{53294}Can I help you?{53299}{53330}We've brought you a warrior.


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{53372}{53435}- Warrior?|- Is there a problem?{53597}{53649}How come I don't recognize you?{53712}{53782}Perhaps you'll recognize this.{53883}{53981}A warrior's spirit, worthy of Valhalla.{54109}{54141}Well done.{54861}{54935}Not a bad afterlife if you ask me.{55006}{55042}You're doing great, honey.{55458}{55508}Okay, I know how|we're gonna save Leo,{55512}{55547}but how are we gonna save Morris?{55551}{55600}I have no idea.|That's why they call it winging it.{55604}{55649}- What are you two talking about?|- Nothing.{55943}{55989}What are you waiting for? Attack!{56194}{56222}Leo?{56287}{56316}What are we gonna do?{56321}{56347}It's Piper.{56351}{56392}Her pain is back. Do something.{56445}{56470}Kill him!{56703}{56738}- Take the fall!|- What fall?{56797}{56834}Stay down.{57000}{57043}What is he doing here?{57047}{57089}What are we doing here?{57094}{57122}Piper.{57178}{57205}Do something.{57260}{57352}We just wanted to apologize|for sending you such a weak warrior.

{57356}{57409}We can get rid of him for you.{57414}{57455}Get rid of him?{57472}{57518}Yeah, you know, like,{57522}{57652}send his spirit on|to the hereafter... or something.{57703}{57747}Very well.{58057}{58109}You left me, didn't you?{58157}{58187}Potion, potion!{58262}{58287}We gotta get out of here.{58491}{58531}It's clear!{58593}{58649}I'll open the portal.{58701}{58726}Phoebe.{58746}{58781}It's Piper.{58819}{58853}Her heart is breaking.

{58865}{58919}- Piper...|- Don't. Stay away from me.{58923}{58975}I promise I will explain everything|when we get home,{58979}{59011}but right now we need to go.{59016}{59042}Home?{59046}{59103}We don't have a home. You left us.{59131}{59159}Leo, talk to her.{59190}{59219}I didn't have a choice.{59233}{59312}I became an Elder. It's not something|I wanted, it just happened.{59316}{59362}Yeah, see, I know all of this.{59366}{59402}Why didn't I remember it?{59436}{59522}Because I used my powers|so you wouldn't have to.{59572}{59651}Your anger almost destroyed a city,|then your pain almost destroyed you.

{59655}{59734}I wanted to help you, so you wouldn't|have to deal with it all atonce.{59750}{59794}So you took my feelings away?{59798}{59834}No.{59839}{59870}Never.{59874}{59962}I was gonna reverse the spell slowly so|you could feel a little more every day,{59967}{60063}but then somebody did this to me.|Somebody put me here so I couldn't.{60143}{60170}I'm sorry.


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{60175}{60286}Look, I don't want to rush you two,|but we have to go.{60291}{60319}I have to second that.{60631}{60734}You bastard,|how dare you do this to me?{60738}{60783}- To our son.|- Phoebe?{60787}{60868}We had a life together,|a family, and you destroyed it.{60872}{60903}You destroyed me.{60916}{61006}You left me alone|to raise our son by myself!{61010}{61049}How could you do this?{61063}{61116}How could you do this?{61144}{61170}How could you?{61678}{61725}I don't feel Piper anymore.{61770}{61795}We have to go.{61912}{61949}Come on, Piper. We gotta go.{61954}{62019}- Go? Go where?|- Home, hurry!{62108}{62138}We gotta leave her. Come on!

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