Cardboard Box IV: Christmas
I can’t wait for Christmas!
Because of what Santa does.
You believe in Santa Clause?
Yes, I do believe in that evil monster.
He sure is. He kidnaps all of the cardboard
boxes, puts toys in us, and then-
Hey, who turned the lights out?
There must be a switch here somewhere.
I have a name, you know.
Oh really? What’s that?
~!@#$%^&*()_+, but you can call me Fred.
So, Fred, what have you done with Cardboard
Box?
Sent him to Santa’s workshop.
HOLY- Where’d you get that army?!?!?!
A lot of the lady’s army quit after tasting
disgusting fly-flavored pizza.
Personally, that’s my favorite flavor.
Yay! We killed him!
You can go home now guys.
Now how do I get to the north pole?
Just take the ~!@#$%^&*()_+=-` express!
No problem sonny boy.
Now where’s the ~!@#$%^&*()_+=-` express?
Aha! There it is!
Santa’s workshop
I’m coming Cardboard Box!
Awww man. I’m in the dark again.
Better turn on the lights.
I thought that this place was ran by elves.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
OH NO!!!
Uh-oh.
Oh no, a fly.
What have you done with Cardboard Box,
you fiend?
The boxes are over there.
But don’t even think about stealing them.
Hey! What do you think you’re doing?
Rescuing Cardboard Box!
Oh no! We’re trapped!
ATTACK!!!ATTACK!!!ATTACK!!!
Wait a minute, I have an idea!
Santa’s workshop
Yay! We escaped!
Santa’s workshop
Now where’s the ~!@#$%^&*()_+=-` express?
Santa’s workshop
The what?
Santa’s workshop
Long story.
Santa’s workshop
Aha! There it is!
Santa’s workshop
Now let’s go home.