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Alien-Human Battle in Pine Barrens: The following Eye-Witness

Report was attained through the Freedom of Information Act.

James T. Hemi, an explosive engineer who worked for the U.S. government, with a

high-level security clearance, claimed that in 1991 he participated in the building of

a “secret underground base,” within the Pine Barrens. It was here that a horrific

battle played out leaving 16 humans dead and countless subterranean aliens fighting

for their life.

Mr. Hemi asserted that he was suspicious of the engineering operation while

noticing the presence of Men in Black and people from NAFEC (The National

Aviation Facilities Experiment Center) located at the Atlantic City International

Airport in Galloway Twsp.. His fears were realized when after drilling

underground he came face-to-face with a 7-foot tall gray alien. Obviously he

freaked out and grabbed a shovel and hit and

killed the alien.

Another alien shot some laser-plasma ball at

him and blew off some of his fingers. He was

saved by an armed Air Force airman, who gave

his life for him. In all, 16 human (workers)

allegedly lost their lives that day during the

“Alien/Human Battle in the Pine Barrens.”

“There’s a war under there and it’s been going on since that time,” Hemi said. He

spoke of 1,417 underground bases around the world, 102 of which were located in

the US. Each costing billions. He said the Black Budget, hidden from other U.S.

government agencies and from the public, garners 22% of the gross national

product. Military forces from multiple countries have been engaged in such warfare

with aliens, he said. - The UFO Insider Times

Hemi became an outspoken advocate calling for the government to be more

transparent about their knowledge of alien life. He also believed people in the

government were trying to shut him up. When he died by suicide by stabbing himself

in the back, his supporters called foul play

Political scientist Mark Barkin claimed that underground Niki missile installations

built during the Cold War (Swedesboro and near Berlin, NJ) led to numerous

rumors that just recently has verified and declared truthful.

“The truth is out there... or is it? It is.

The Pine Barrens is a heavily forested area of coastal plain stretching

across more than seven counties of southern New Jersey. It is a largely

rural and undisturbed. The Pine Barrens territory helps recharge the 17

trillion gallon Kirkwood-Cohansey aquifer containing some of the purest

water in the US. As a result of all these factors, in

1978 Congress passed legislation to designate 1.1

million acres of the Pine Barrens as the Pinelands

National Reserve (the nation's first National Reserve) to

preserve its ecology. A decade later, it was

designated by the United Nations as an

International Biosphere Reserve.

Cannibals in the Workplace

An Equal Opportunity Employer recently hired several cannibals in the

interest of cultural diversity.

You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the

welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to

the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of

the other employees."

The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later,

their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm

satisfied with you. However, one of our forklift operators

has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to

her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which

one of you idiots ate the forklift driver?" A hand rose hesitantly, to

which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool... for 4 weeks

we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But Noooooo,

you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!"

“CIRCUS A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to

see men, women and children acting the fool.” Ambrose Bierce

“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” Milton Berle