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Cade’s awesome anthology

By: cade vines May, 10, 2013

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Cade’s awesome anthology

By: cade vines

May, 10, 2013

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Table of contents

Dedication Page-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2 Biographical Sketch: Serious Subjects-----------------------------------------------------3 Section one: Serious subjects -Laws--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------4 -Big decisions--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------5 -Domination----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------6 -Doing wrong--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------7 -Give up!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------8 -Groups-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------9 -Attitude is Gratitude ----------------------------------------------------------------------10 Biographical sketch: About Me-----------------------------------------------------------------11 Section two: About Me -Wolverines!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------12 -Wee, Woo. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------13 -Spring Break------------------------------------------------------------------------------------15 -Focus! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------16 Biographical Sketch: Humorous subjects------------------------------------------------17 Section three: Humorous subjects -Tornado -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------18 -Island Rules-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------19 -The Messy Burger----------------------------------------------------------------------------

-The Monkey Show

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Acknowledgements

I dedicate this anthology to my parents. They are the ones who make me do well in sChool and enCourage me to make all a’s. without my parents

caring so much I probably would have not done half if not any of the writings in this anthology. But if I would have done that, my parents

would be very disappointed in me.

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Biographical Sketch: Serious Subjects

This section of my anthology has some of my more serious writings in it. Some of the subjects include, why we have laws, making big decisions, and dominating a conversation. I am not a very serious person when it comes down to it. But when the occasion calls for seriousness, I will not disappoint. Some of my serious writings are also a little bit sarcastic.

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Laws

We have laws to keep us in line and protect us. People would get hurt a lot without laws to protect them. Everyone would have to survive everyday life. We would be like cavemen and probably go back to the dark ages. People would have to leave their jobs to protect their families. eventually the world’s food supply would run out and mankind might die out! The world would be in a constant state of emergency and there would be no one there to help.

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Making Big Decisions

If I knew a person that always made the right decision and is in no way biased toward anything I would trust that person with the solution to any big problem i had. too bad i don’t know anybody like that! i will always trust the decision that the majority of people decide upon.

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Domination

It is not rude to dominate a conversation in my eyes. If the conversation is about a topic that you know more about than the person you’re having a Conversation with then you should be dominating the conversation. If this situation is occurring I would not consider the person dominating the conversation narcissistic. The person would simply seem more intelligent than the other.

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Doing wrong

When we think someone did something wrong, some people treat them kind of bad because they are afraid of associating with someone who has been accused of doing something wrong. Some people do not care what the person has done or has been accused of doing. It depends on the type of person you are.

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Give Up!

If everyone disagreed with me I would probably just give up on my opinion. if i didn’t give up then everyone who thought differently than me would probably just shun me. if they didn’t shun me they would annoy me until I agreed with them. I am not a very patent person so I give up very easily just so they will quit bugging me. I would however, resist a little bit.

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Groups

People choose to join a group when their friends are in that same group. but if they get in that group, they probably won’t work well and get a bad grade. Some people choose to be in a group because there are smart people in it. that way they don’t have to do any work but they still get credit for it.

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Attitude is gratitude

People accept people for their attitude. If you are weird, mean, or soCially awkward or something you probably won’t get into a niCe good group. If you have to leave your school you will have to start all over again and make new friend. Then you will have to prove yourself and assert your dominance.

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Biographical Sketch: About Me

This section of my anthology contains some stories about me and my life. Some of the subjects include my spring break and my favorite movie. I like to write about myself beCause it’s an easy topiC to write about. i am a fairly simple person to understand. At times my life can be kind of funny though.

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Wolverines!

My favorite movie is Red Dawn. In the movie, Russia invades the United States of America while teens are in a regular day in high school in the mountains of Colorado. The teens escape to the mountains/woods and start to fight back in small attacks on the Russian Military. The main character of the movie is Jed. Jed is the hero on several occasions in the movie. He is a good person who just wants his world to be put back the way it was. The movie has lots of action like a lot of other movies I enjoy watching.

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Wee, Woo.

This morning I woke up and had a lot of energy because I went to be at four o’CloCk yesterday. i was felling artistiC so i turned on the television and SpongeBob was on. It was the episode where Patrick and SpongeBob were looking for the thief but SpongeBob was the thief all along. The funniest thing was when they made their siren noises! They said,” wee, woo…. wee, woo…. wee woo.” then i deCided i wanted to do something else so I went outside.

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Spring Break I needed to take a break from school and the everyday routine. I

think I was slowly turning into a robot. School was and still is very very very very very very very very boring. So now I am kind of clear minded and can get my school work in order. At the same time I forgot about math and am now having to re-learn some of the stuff. I will eventually get back on track; it will only take a few days to do so.

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Focus! I cannot really think of a time that I had to focus all of my ability’s. although in sChool you always have to foCus on the task at hand. if you don’t you will get distraCted and fall behind. if you do you will get good grades in all of your classes. I always try at least ninety percent in school. The other ten I am usually really tired. But most of the time I give a hundred percent. So basically what you give is what you get.

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Biographical Sketch: Humorous Subjects

This section of my anthology shows some of my more humorous writings. I naturally like funny things. That is why Humorous writings are among my favorite kinds of writings. I can write longer stories when I write about Humorous things, because I enjoy it so much. I also like to hear other people’s humorous writings.

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Island rules I would have these rules if I had my own island. No horseradish on sandwiches. You must give me a gift every Wednesday. If there is any pineapple on the island you must blow it up or throw it in the ocean. Do not be annoying. At noon of every day we will sing the do you like waffles song to the rain gods.

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The messy burger ONE TIME I ORDERED THIS HUGE MESSY BUGER AT THIS RESTRAUNT. I WAS REALLY MESSY! BUT MAN WAS IT GOOD. I WENT THROUGH 68 NAPKINS ONLY HALF way through the buger… by the time i had finishede the pulled pork, fried CHICKEN, STEAK, AND BACON BUGER I HAD ROBBED THE RESRAUNT OF 101 napkins… worth it. that shows that even when times get ruff, you just HAVE TO KEEP PUSHING ON.

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THE MONKEY SHOW so let’s say all OF YOUR FRIENDS WANT TO GO AND SEE A BEAR SHOW, BUT THERE IS ALSO A MONKEY SHOW IN TOWN THAT YOU WOULD RATHER GO SEE. YOU WILL BE THE ONE BUYING THE TICKETS FOR ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO MONEY. SINCE YOU HAVE THAT AUTHORITY, YOU COULD BY MONKEY TICKETS INSTEAD OF BEAR TICKETS. WHEN YOU MAKE THIS DECISION YOUR FRIENDS will have to go beCause they are broke bumm’s.