April 24-30, 2013

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Welcome to Busytown.My, what a nice town!

In Busytown, there are teachers and bankers and doctors and landscapers. There are artists and dentists and barbers and sanitation workers. There are farmers and soldiers and web designers and archi-tects. There are lawyers and carpenters and bartenders and police officers.

Some of the workers work inside. Some of the workers work outside. But wherever they work, the people of Busytown work hard. At the end of the day, when they are done teaching and planting and designing and building, they want to relax and have fun.

In Busytown, there are lots of things they can do. Last week, they could go to the Carrie Underwood concert or the Will Downing concert or the Big Nosh food fes-tival or the QuadSquad roller derby bout.

They could go to the Indie Grits festival or the Olympia Festival or the Philharmonic concert or the David Sedaris show.

This week, they can go to the Wide-spread Panic concert or the Cirque du So-leil show or the Mayor’s Bike Tour or the Artista Vista gallery crawl. They can go to the USC Symphony concert or the River-walk Music Festival or the FOLKFabulous festival or the USMC Mud Run.

There are so many things for the people of Busytown to do!

But some of the people in Busytown don’t know about all the things they can do. They say things like, “There is nothing to do in Busytown. Busytown is boring.”

Other people in Busytown say there is too much to do. They say things like, “Why did they plan their festival for Saturday? MY festival is on Saturday!” Or they say things like, “There is too much happening this weekend. I can’t go to all of it!”

Luckily for the people of Busytown, there is a newspaper that tells them all the things that are happening. So the people who think Busytown is boring can read the newspaper every week and learn about all the exciting things that happen in Busytown. And the people who don’t want to plan an event on the same day as everyone else can read the newspaper’s Annual Manual to see a schedule of annu-al festivals and events. And the people who wish they could go to everything happen-ing in Busytown can read the paper and think about what they really want to go to.

There is so much to do in Busytown! Is there too much to do in Busytown? What do YOU think?

Dan Cook has two children and has probably read too many books by Richard Scarry and other children’s authors. Let us know what you think: Email editor@free-times.com.

By Dan CookIllustration by Jason Crosby

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Benny and Sue live in Busytown. Benny is a teacher and Sue is an artist. They like Busytown because there are so many things to do. Every week, they pick up the newspaper to read about all the

things that are happening. Benny reads that a band called Widespread Panic is playing at the

Township Auditorium on Wednesday night. He asks Sue if she wants to go.

“Who is Widespread Panic?” asks Sue.“They’re a jam band from Georgia,” Benny says. “They rock!”“Hmm, I’m not sure,” Sue says. “What else could we do?”“Well, there’s a romance writer named Eric Jerome Dickey at

Books-A-Million, and there’s a garage sale at the 701 Center for Contemporary Art,” Benny replies.“Ooh, I love garage sales!” Sue says. “Let’s do that!”

Benny wishes he could see Widespread Panic, but he wants to make Sue happy. He agrees to go to the garage sale. He is glad he did — he finds

some shoes he likes, and a TV!

wednesday

thursday

On Thursday, Benny is tired. He gets up very early each morning to teach! But Sue

wants to go out. There are so many things to do in Busy-

town!“There’s a Brazilian guitar

duo at the Koger Center tonight,” Sue says. “They’re playing a new

concerto with the USC Symphony. It is such an exciting event for Busytown!”

“That sounds like fun,” Benny says, “but I am tired!”

“Did you know that Cirque du Soleil is in town, too?” asks Sue. “They are amazing! They are incredible artists and acrobats!”

“That sounds like fun,” Benny says, “but I am tired!”

“Well ... I have one MORE idea,” says Sue. “Let’s go eat in the Vista after work and see all the art at Artista Vista! Some of my friends have paintings in the show! Then we won’t have to cook tonight, and we can be home early!”

Benny is tired, but he wants to make Sue happy. He agrees to go. He is glad he did — his dinner is tasty and after dinner they see lots of art. It is so much fun!

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Benny and Sue sleep in late on Saturday. They have been re-ally busy!

After they wake up, they go to the Soda City Market for breakfast. They drink coffee and read the paper to help them decide what to do the rest of the day.

There are so many choices!They could go to the FOLKFabulous festival at McKissick Mu-

seum. They could go to the Riverwalk Music Festival at Riverfront Park. They could go to the OneBusytown’s Last Hurrah Party at Art Bar. They could go to the Mayor’s Famously Hot Bike Tour.

Oops! They can’t go to the Bike Tour — they slept in too late!“What should we do?” Sue asks.“Well ... I have one MORE idea,” Benny says. “Let’s go to the

Mud Run! There are thousands of runners! We can watch people get muddy!”

Sue is not sure she will like the Mud Run, but she wants to make Benny happy. She agrees to go. She is glad she did, because the Mud Run is exciting!

friday

saturday

On Friday night, Benny and Sue are ready to have more fun.

Should they go see a play?Should they go see a band?Should they go see a choir?There’s a play about a blind date gone bad

at the University of South Carolina’s Lab Theatre. It’s called Becky Shaw. Sue reads in a magazine that it’s “blithely cynical and devastatingly funny.” Benny says those are big words for Busytown!

There are some bands at New Brook-land Tavern. They are called Wretched, Your Chance to Die and Beyond the Gal-lows. Sue says those bands sound scary!

There is a choir called Palmetto Masters-ingers at Harbison Theatre. They have performed at the White House, the National Cathedral and Carnegie Hall! Benny says they really do sound like master singers!

“What should we do?” Benny asks.“Well ... I have one MORE idea,” Sue says.

“Let’s go see The Power Company! They are dancers!”

Benny is not sure he will like the dance show, but he wants to make Sue happy. He agrees to go. He is glad he did — because the danc-ers are really good!

On Sunday, Benny and Sue decide they’d better go see Cirque du Soleil — it is the last day they are in town!

“What a great show!” says Sue.“How do they do all those crazy things with their bodies?”

Benny asks.“I don’t know,” Sue says, “but they are amazing!”

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On Wednesday, the newspaper comes out again. Benny and Sue pick it up to read about all the things that are happening.

There is so much to do in Busytown!Is there TOO much to do in Busytown?What do YOU think?

On Tuesday night, Benny wants to have fun. His students were cranky at school

today. He wants to forget about school tonight!

“Let’s go see the classical musicians at the Columbia Museum of Art!” Benny

says. “They are playing pieces by Beethoven and Paganini and Janáček!”

“That sounds like fun,” says Sue, “but I am tired! And those names are too big for Busy-town!”

“They are not too big!” says Benny. “You can make them into smaller pieces. You can say Bay-

toe-ven and Pa-ga-nee-nee and Yan-ah-check!”Sue is tired, but she wants to make Benny happy. She

agrees to go. She is glad she did — because the musi-cians are really amazing!

monday

Busytown EventsWednesday, April 24701 CCA’s Great Garage SalePreview 6 to 7 p.m. Sales 7 to 10 p.m. 701 Whaley St. 779-4571,701cca.org.

Cirque du Soleil: Quidam7:30 p.m. $29.50-$92. Colonial Life Arena: 801 Lincoln St. coloniallifearena.com.

Eric Jerome Dickey6 p.m., Books-a-Million at 164 Forum Drive. 788-4349. booksamillion.com.

Widespread PanicDoors at 6:30 p.m., show at 7:30 p.m. $37 and $42. Tickets: Tickemaster at 1-800-745-3000 or ticketmaster.com; the Township box office at 576-2530. Info: thetownship.org.

Thursday, April 25701 CCA’s Great Garage SaleNoon to 4 p.m. 701 Whaley St. 779-4571,701cca.org.

Artista Vista5 to 9 p.m. Annual gallery crawl. Artistavista.com.

Becky Shaw8 p.m. $5. USC’s Lab Theatre, 1400 Wheat St., 777-9353

Cirque du Soleil: Quidam7:30 p.m. $29.50-$92. Colonial Life Arena: 801 Lincoln St. coloniallifearena.com.

USC Symphony Orchestra with The Brasil Guitar Duo7:30 p.m. $25; $20 seniors, staff; $8 students. Tickets: 251-2222 or capitoltickets.com. Koger Center, 1051 Greene St. music.sc.edu.

Friday, April 26701 CCA’s Great Garage SaleNoon to 4 p.m. 701 Whaley St. 779-4571,701cca.org.

Artista VistaVista galleries open regular hours; special events at artistavista.com.

Becky Shaw8 p.m. $5. USC’s Lab Theatre, 1400 Wheat St., 777-9353

Cirque du Soleil: Quidam7:30 p.m. $29.50-$92. Colonial Life Arena: 801 Lincoln St. coloniallifearena.com.

What Happens After7:30 p.m., performed by The Power Company. $10; $5 for students. Columbia College Cottingham Theatre: 1301 Columbia College Dr., 786-3850. thepowercompany.org.

Wretched8 p.m. With Invoking the Abstract, Your Chance to Die, Beyond the Gallows and Homicyde. New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St., 791-4413. newbrooklandtavern.com.

Saturday, April 27701 CCA’s Great Garage Sale8 a.m. to noon. 701 Whaley St. 779-4571,701cca.org.

Artista VistaVista galleries open regular hours; special events at artistavista.com.

Becky Shaw8 p.m. $5. USC’s Lab Theatre, 1400 Wheat St., 777-9353

Cirque du Soleil: Quidam3:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. $29.50-$92. Colonial Life Arena: 801 Lincoln St. coloniallifearena.com.

FOLKFabulous10 a.m.-4 p.m. Folk and folk culture festival. Live musical, dance, and storytelling performances; craft demonstrations; hands-on folk art-making activities; sample traditional South Carolina foodways. Free. USC Horseshoe, 900 Sumter St. 777-7251, artsandsciences.sc.edu/mckissickmusuem.

One Last Hurrah6 to 8 p.m. Closing party for One Month, One Columbia. Art Bar, 1211 Park St.

Mayor Benjamin’s Famously Historic Bike Tour10:30 a.m. Seibels House & Garden: 1601 Richland St. onecolumbiasc.com/onemonth/biketour.

Riverwalk Music Festival2-9 p.m. Lee Roy Parnell, Rob Crosby, Loose Change and Buck Stanley at the West Columbia Riverwalk Amphitheatre. Free. riverwalkmusic.com.

USMC Ultimate Challenge Mud RunStart times begin at 7:30 a.m. and continue until 1:30 p.m. Exit 119 off I-26 toward Charleston. usmcmudrun.org.

What Happens After7:30 p.m., performed by The Power Company. $10; $5 for students. Columbia College Cottingham Theatre: 1301 Columbia College Dr., 786-3850. thepowercompany.org.

Sunday, April 28Becky Shaw8 p.m. $5. USC’s Lab Theatre, 1400 Wheat St., 777-9353

Cirque du Soleil: Quidam1 p.m. and 5 p.m. $29.50-$92. Colonial Life Arena: 801 Lincoln St. coloniallifearena.com.

Monday, April 29Tasting Notes6:30-9:30 p.m. Wine and food fundraiser for the South Carolina Philharmonic. $75; $125 couples. South Carolina State Museum: 301 Gervais St., 771-7937. scphilharmonic.com.

Tuesday, April 30Chamber Music on Main7 p.m. Cellist and artistic director Edward Arron and guests play works by Beethoven, Paganini and Janacek. $40; $30 members; $5 students. Columbia Museum of Art: 1515 Main

Monday is the start of the workweek. Benny does not want to go out, but Sue does.

“There is a wine tasting tonight,” says Sue. “It’s called Tasting Notes. It will raise money for the South Carolina Philharmonic Orchestra.”

“That sounds like fun,” Benny says, “but I am tired!”

“You might get to talk to Morihiko,” Sue says. “We should go!”

“That sounds like fun,” Benny says. “I like to talk to Morihiko about beer and football and music ... but I am tired!”

“Well ... I have one MORE idea,” says Sue. “You can stay

home and I will go!”“That’s a great

idea!” says Benny. “Have fun!”

tuesday