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The typical British breakfast lasts just 3 minutes and 15 seconds during the week, a study has revealed. Researchers found that almost half those questioned admitted that just about manage to squeeze in the first meal of the day before they leave the house for the office. It also emerged nearly half of us have our breakfast on our feet, usually while we’re getting ready for work or distracted by emails, Facebook and even the morning television. Only two thirds of people find the time to sit and eat breakfast on a week day morning with a third admitting that they prefer to lie-in instead. And it appears the kitchen is no longer the room of choice when it comes to eat-ing breakfast, with nearly two-thirds eating in their bedroom or another room in the house. One in 20 even admit that they’ve resorted to eating breakfast in the bathroom to save time in the morning. More than a third eat breakfast on the go with Brits admitting to cramming in breakfast while on the bus, the train, in bed.

One in five of us have grabbed something as we ran out the door and eaten it while we walked down the street and a similar amount only eat half of their breakfast before having to leave the house. A spokesperson for Weetabix, which commissioned the poll, said: “It’s a fact that people who miss breakfast don’t make up nutritionally later in the day.

“We’re all getting busier which means making the time to eat a healthy breakfast which will help to get us through the day is more im-portant than ever .

Breakfast lasts just 3 minutes and 15 secondsSOURCE: NEWSLITE.TV

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News


Top 10 gadgets which confuse men and women

Fears of killer bananas prompt sales plummet

SOURCE: NEWSLITE.TV

SOURCE: NEWSLITE.TV

Men are baffled by washing machines while women can’t get their heads around iPhones, re-search has discovered. A study of 2,000 adults found while most blokes can comfortably ‘drive’ a string of household electri-cal gadgets a few of them regularly prove to be a step too far. A quarter of men admitted they had no idea how to use their washing machine and a similar amount were clueless when it came to using the grill or oven. Women on the other hand were more likely to struggle with turning off their kids games console and getting their smartphone or mp3 player to work.

So while men struggle to get to grips with household gadgets while women are more baffled by high-tech toys like a laptop, printer or Sky+.

TOP 10 GADGETS MEN STRUGGLE WITH1. Oven2. Grill3. Tumble dryer4. Washing machine5. Dishwasher6. Microwave7. Hob8. Iron9. Food mixer10. Hoover

An email hoax about flesh-eating bananas being on sale in Mozambique has apparently caused scared shoppers to stay away from the fruit.

The decline in sales is said to have been so serious a health minister reassured members of the public they would not be killed by rogue bananas.

Emails had been circulating stating that bananas on sale were infected by necro-tising fasciitis, a skin-eating disease which can destroy skin, fat and tissue cover-ing the muscles.

The faux warning went on to say bananas from KwaZulu-Natal province in neigh-bouring South Africa were the most likely to carry the virus.

And despite the fact Mozambique does not import bananas from South Africa, sales plummeted.

TOP 10 GADGETS WOMEN STRUGGLE WITH1. Laptop2. PC3. iPhone4. Blackberry5. iPad6. Mobile Phone7. MP38. Sat Nav9. Games Console10. Digital Camera

A spokesperson for Amica Kitchen Appliances, which commissioned the poll of 2,00 people, said: “Women have no problem navigating their way around appliances in the kitchen but men seem to be far more interested in hand held gadgetry and as a result master new technology with excitement and ease.” It also emerged that men are normally too proud to ask their partner for help and instead are more prone to hit something or break something. Women on the other hand are happier to leave it to their partner to master the more complicated household gadgets or just give up en-tirely.

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SOURCE: NEWSLITE.TV SOURCE: NEWSLITE.TV

An Alaskan man who crashed his truck and got stuck in a snow-drift survived his three day ordeal thanks to frozen cans of beer.

Clifton Vial had been driving in the remote area outside of the town of Nome when he crashed and his car became stuck.

With temperatures dropping as low as -28C he used a sleeping bag to keep warm and occasionally started the engine of his truck to turn on the heater.

But with no food in his vehicle, it wasn’t looking good for Vial -- until he realised he had a few cans of Coors Light with him.

He used a knife to cut off the lids and then proceeded to eat the frozen brew, which it says is best served chilled.Luckily Vial was saved when his boss realised he hadn’t turned up for work and sent a search party.

Everyone is famil-iar with the idea of having you photo taken with Santa -- but Santa and high-powered weaponry, that’s a new one on us.

A gun club in Arizona is offering members to opportunity to have family photograph taken with Father Christmas and a selection of guns.

Posing amid piles of wrapped presents families are encouraged to pick up AK-47 rifles and grenade launchers as they surround an unarmed Santa.

A spokesperson for Scottsdale Gun Club -- which charges $5 for the images -- said hundreds of people have wanted to star in the unusual images.He added that the guns are not loaded and have had their firing

Man survives days in snow thanks to frozen beer

Santa poses with AK-47sfor gun club photos

Marmite spill causes sticky situation on M1SOURCE: NEWSLITE.TV

A major clean-up operation had to be launched on the M1 near Sheffield -- when a tanker carrying more than 20 tonnes of Marmite overturned.

The accident happened overnight between junction 32 and 33 and the yeasty spill caused delays for rush-hour commuters.

And while we feel sorry for anyone stuck in the traffic backlog, we’re more interested in the puns and jokes the accident prompted on Twitter.

Our favourites include: “Did it affect the yeastbound carriageway?” by @suthers, “My mum’s driving down the M1 to see me. I’m worried marmite be late” by @malcolmcoles and Getting a bit bored of all the #Marmite jokes now across the media. At yeast the M1 is open again...” by @garethherincxA spokeswoman for South Yorkshire police said: “We were called at 10.15pm to reports of a tanker, which was carrying 23.5 tonnes of waste yeast, overturning.

“Some of the contents were spilled on the northbound carriageway and we are in the process of emptying the remaining contents of the tanker and clearing up the spillage before it can be moved and the road reopened.”

Cazbar


Thank you to all the teams that joined the last Cazbar quiz of the year! The theme was all related to Christmas, and the Unclogged were the overall winners. The next Cazbar Quiz will be on Thursday, January 26th, 2012 at 8.30pm so to you all, whether quiz participant, member of the pool team, customer or artist, we at Ca-zbar wish you all a very merry Christmas and all the very best for the year 2012. Thanks to you all for your support over the year 2011 and look forward to seeing you all in 2012. Ray Attree

Fantasy Football Top Ten

If you visit the Thai Embassy next door to Cazbar and you come in to see us on the same day and produce proof of your visit, we will give you a shot of Thai Whiskey absolutely free of charge!

Cazbar


REGULAR EVENTS

MONDAYS A Spirited Monday Get all housepour bottles at only IDR 550k. The bottles purchased can only be consumed on Mondays

TUESDAYS

Pool & Darts Challenge starts at 6 pm Join our pool and darts game and win a free pitcher of beer!

WEDNESDAYS

Mad Rush Wednesdays 4 to 8 pm Rush in to grab one of the five tables for up to 50% discount on everything by the glass (except for draught beers)

THURSDAYS

Ladies Martini Night 8 pm - midnight Free lychee, apple and chocolate martinis for ladies

Open Mic Session all night Free draught beer for everyone who sings a song

Quiz Night starts at 8.30 pm Winners don't pay their drinks bill. Only on the 2nd and 4th Thursdays of the month.

FRIDAYS

Unplugged starts at 9.30 pm

SATURDAYS

Sule & Epi starts at 9.30 pm One of the best acoustic acts currently performing in Jakarta - so come down and get 'blown away' by this excellent duo

SUNDAYS

Open Mic Session all day Free draught beer for everyone who sings a song

SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS

All Day Breakfast with Bloody Mary and Long Island Iced tea 7 am - 5 pm Customize your own breakfast and get Bloody Mary for IDR 40k and Long Island Iced Tea IDR 65k

EVERYDAY

Whiskey in the Jar Double Jameson and mixer our signature drinking jar at only IDR 95k

Breakfast Express Get a breakfast sarni - order one on the morning or the night before

Happy Hour Draught Bintang IDR 29k, draught Heineken IDR 31k

De Burse


Back once again – just a matter of time....

Having survived my first few weeks at the helm of this ship, there is a very good reason my transition was trouble free - my hard working staff...

A lot of the time their efforts go un-noticed in the Bi-Weeklys, so id like to take this section to publically thank Yuni, Eka, Dwi, Nita, Sandra, Iin, Berta, Destri & Kyky for their A-class service. If you are a regular visitor to De Burse – you know what im talking about. If your not a regular, maybe its time to come have a feed and a drink and enjoy the best service in town!

Also not to forget our impressive Head Chef Rocky and his team; Slamet, Gunadi, Jayadi, Sigit, Anto & Daud for their consistently high level of quality dishes.

Last but certainly not least – our jack of all trades handymen Alif, Dedi & Doni who are always quick and efficient in fixing all my electrical and physical headaches!

Wow what a Friday night! DJs from Club Belle arrived to rock the show at De Burse! DJs Ooh-La-La, Sasa, Mac & Dzaster showed us they know how to party! Mixing a mash-up of pop, rock, rnb, and classic partys anthems - it was one Friday night we wont forget (or for some even remember!). For more info go to www.clubbelle.wordpress.com

What are your plans for New Years Eve? Nothing? Fear not as Cafe De Burse is taking orders for a private party. If you are looking for an intimate venue to ring in the new year with your friends and family – look no further! We are looking for only 1 group – Cafe De Burse can hold up to 100 people and can pro-vide full services such as band, DJs, buffet, alcohol packages & decorations. For more information please contact Kyky on (021) 2903 5451 or [email protected]

Lastly we have a special Christmas menu available from 19th – 26th of December - see our advertisement for more details. To compliment your belly stuffed full of roast turkey - we will be screening the Australia v India Boxing Day test live on the bigscreen. So get down to De Burse and get in the festive mood!

Cheers!

Mitch

Regular Events

REGULAR EVENTS

MONDAYS

MONDAY PROFILE 6 - 8 pm Free beers for those who fit our Monday profile TUESDAYS

CHEESE & WINE 5.30 - 7.30 pm Free flow of wine and international cheese. Tickets required - Rp200,000 presales; Rp250,000 on the night

ACOUSTIC SESSION: SULE & EPI 7.30 pm Acoustic sing-a-longs with Jakarta's finest acoustic duo WEDNESDAYS

CHICKEN WINGS 5.30 - 8 pm Chicken wings at only IDR 2k / pc with the purchase of any drink THURSDAYS

NEW BEER CHURCH 6 pm Revamped Beer Church editions coming in January 2012!

VIRTUAL LIVE CONCERT Coming in January 2012! FRIDAYS

PRESSURE HOUR 5-6 pm Free beers will be served until someone leaves the stage

BEER PONG 6.30 pm Losers pay for the pints

ACOUSTIC SESSION 8 pm – midnight EVERYDAY

HAPPY HOUR open - 8 pm Bintang draught Rp29,000 - Heineken draught Rp 31,000

LADIES NIGHT 6 - 9 pm Ladies get 50% off everything by the glass

WHISKEY IN THE JAR Double Jameson and mixer served in our signature drinking jar at only IDR 95k

Jalan

Senopati

Jalan

JenderalSudirm

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Automall

Pacific Place

Semanggi

Bursa Efek Jakarta(stock exchange)

de Burse(Equity Tower)

CafeDeBurse

DeBurse

@DeBurse

LOCATION MAPdirect entrance through roadside stairway belowBCA Centre

www.deburse.com

De Burse


1. Bustin’ a groove at Club Belle party2. Another group of beautiful woman enjoying 50% off drinks3. Bye bye Josh!4. Robert enjoying a cold one at our Property Night5. Mel - our monthly winner of a bottle of wine 6. Sule & Epi rockin’ out7. Oh, Dear?

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50% off everythingby the glass6pm ‘till 9pm

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Funny & Weird Band Names:

‘John Cougar Concentration Camp’ was formed in January 1994 in San Diego by Chris Fields, Clint Graham, Travis Spatter, and Travis Milligan. The band named themselves after a pun on musi-cian John Cougar Mellencamp. They played their first show at The Casbah on January 31, 1994, and less than two months later self-released their first 7” EP. Their eponymous debut album came in 1995 on Second Guess Records. ‘Til Niagara Falls’ was released on legendary punk label BYO Records in 1997. This would be fol-lowed up by two more albums in 1998, ‘Melon’ an album of new JCCC material, and Too Tough To Die a track for track cover of the Ramones album of the same name.

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De HooiHi Guys,

will the sky fall in 2012? I was looking on the internet to try and find out if 2012 is the last year we get on planet Earth. As many times as I’ve heard that the world is supposed to end in 2012 I thought there was some kind of serious evidence but I couldn’t find anything. May-be “they’re” hiding the truth from us because “we can’t handle the truth”. Well if it does happen I hope it doesn’t happen like that movie 2012 because first of all that movie sucked and secondly it was totally unbelievable. They take off in a plane as the Earth is falling out under-neath them and buildings are falling down over the top of them after they’ve been in the air for like 5 minutes. I think they would have already had some elevation by then.

As long as we’re on the topic of movies don’t bother watching “Rise of the Planet of the Apes”. It always amazes me how stupid people are in some movies just to add some drama to the story. “Green Lan-tern” was the latest new movie I’ve seen which was surprisingly worth watching. And I re-watched “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” just because the first time I watched it was in a movie theater and everybody was singing and dancing and freaking me out. It’s better at the movies.

End of the world next year? I don’t see it. According to this one site there have been 46 failed predictions from the days of Jesus Christ all the way to 1920. Jesus was even quoted as making a few failed predictions. Wasn’t there a year in the 80s that was supposed to be the end of the world? Everybody thought the world was going to fall apart in 2000. The only thing I noticed directly after 2000 was my bosses tire alignment machine could no longer accept the correct date.

It’s an election year for the US! That ought to be exciting. I could say so many things right now but I think it would sound inappropriate and not really even intentionally. There are at least 10 good jokes in there somewhere.

So anyway, don’t worry too much. 2012 will be a good year and I bet 2013 will be even better. This Christmas Eve and Christmas Day De Hooi will have Turkey dinner available. And this New Years Eve is on a Saturday so let’s party down. Sexy dancers, live music, fireworks, noise makers and a discount on bottles of bubbly.

Thanks for making De Hooi Southern Jakarta’s favorite beer joint.

Cheers,

Harry


NO!!!Can someone actually own Pondok Indah? I’ll believe almost anything a person with a car like that tells me.

De Hooi staff knows how to have fun.

Our new cleaner. Love the shirt.The almighty Brainwash

De Hooi


I think I’m living the movie “The Hangover”

De Hooi


Mondays All Day Happy Hour

Bintang draught IDR 29k Heineken draught IDR 31k

Wheel Deal 5 pm - midnight

Different deal every hour

Tuesdays Get Brainwashed all night Brainwash and Twisted at IDR 100k by glass and IDR 125k by pitcher Beer Pong starts when you're ready Loser pays for the pitchers..

Wednesdays

Quiz Night 8 pm Winners drink for free. Every other Wednesday

Chicken Wings 7 pm

Chicken wings at IDR 2k/pc until we run out

Thursdays Ladies Night 6 pm onwards Ladies get 50% off all drinks all night Live Music 10 pm

Fridays

Live Music 10 pm

Saturdays Live Music 10 pm

Sundays

Bloody Mary 8 am - noon Free Bloody Mary with the purchase of breakfast

REGULAR EVENTS

Eastern Promise


Walker’s World of Wit

On the last day of school before the Christmas break, the chil-dren brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager’s daughter brought the teacher a beautiful basket of assorted fruit.

The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a huge, pretty box of assorted candies.

Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. “Is it wine?” she guessed. “No,” the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, “ Champagne ?”

“No,” said the little boy.............”It’s a puppy!”

Merry Christmas, Cheers to You!

Wine? Whisky?A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the copper because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better educa-tion then any Jock-cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow Policeman’s expense!!

Glasgow cop says, “Licence and registration, please.” London Law-yer says, “What for?” Glasgow cop says, “Ye didnae come to a com-plete stop at the stop sign.” London Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.” Glasgow cop says, “Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please”. London Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”

Glasgow cop says, “The difference is, ye huvtae come to complete stop, that’s the law, Licence and registration, please!” London Law-yer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.” Glasgow cop says, “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.”

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living sh*t out of the lawyer and says, “Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow down?”

Lawyer vs Police

EP Christmas Specials

Eastern Promise

in our Beer Garden!EP LIVE MUSICstarts at 9 pm

No better band to celebrate Christmas with than the fantastic CenterStage!

DecFri23

Arguably Jakarta’s best known and longest play-ing all round expat rock-ers ...... FUBAR!

DecFri16

Dec24Sat

This new and simply sensational party band will have you dancing a night long!! Ladies and gentlemen; EP Live is proud to present..... on Christmas Day.....UNLIMITED!!

EP crowd favorites Centerstage, feat. Okta (The Icons) on vocals....

Dec17Sat


Window Model

Last years window model award winner Santa Claus (aka Rob-ert McKinnon) will give acte de presence at this year’s Christ-mas Eve dinner party. Arguably the funniest Santa in town!

REGULAR EVENTS TUESDAYS ACOUSTIC WITH OKTA AND IRVAN 9 pm - midnight

QUIZ NIGHT starts at 8 pm Winners drink for free. Every last Tuesday on the month

FRIDAYS

PRESSURE HOUR 5 - 6 pm Free beers until someone leaves the bar or visits the toilet

LIVE MUSIC 9 pm onwards

SATURDAYS LIVE MUSIC 9 pm onwards

LIVE STRING TRIO 4 - 7 pm Pub classics and Irish folk songs EVERYDAY WHISKEY IN THE JAR Double Jameson and mixer our signature drinking jar at only IDR 95k

FEATURED EVENTS

TUE, DEC 27 ‘11 - SAT, JAN 28 ‘12Cricket games live: India Tour of Australia

SAT, DEC 31 ‘11New Year’s Eve Partyfeaturing live music, sexy dance performance by our staff, juggling performance by Lens and fireworks

Eastern Promise


Sarah’s BirthdayJIFL WinnersMIBT

British and Indian Food, and a strong Dutch flavor, but did you know that EP

provides Aussie BBQ catering too! Great tucker mate!

The EP Navigators Pool Team won the B-Group final of the JIPL 2011! Well done

guys and girls!

Our Meggy Mumu with last week’s stand up comedians Shazia Mirza and Ward Anderson at the Jakarta Comedy Club

Cheers for Joel!

Joel’s Birthday The JakartaComedy Club

Cake for Joel!

Crikey! Check out this group of hungry MIBT students lining up for their bangers,

burgers and mini meat pies!

EP Navigator!

Ria preparing EP’s traditional birthday treat... The Flaming Lamborghini! Cheers

Sarah!

The ever smiling Sarah o Grady receiving a happy birthday cake from our bartender

Ria... Hug2

EP IN PICTURES

Bartele Gallery


Bi-lingual Hofker PostersBartele GalleryJl. Kemang Raya 29AKemangJakarta+62 21 719 [email protected]/bartelegallery

Charming & Beautiful Bali. Bali Hotel. The Leading House - Denpasar Gratie & Charme Bali. Bali Hotel. Denpasar

Willem Gerard Hofker (1902 - 1981)

Size: 740 x 470 mm.

Two stunning lithographic posters by the extremely influential artist, Willem Gerard Hofker, showing two young Balinese girls

in traditional dress walking through the gates of a temple in Bali. Hofker travelled to the East Indies in 1938 and settled in Bali

with his wife, where he made popular drawings of Balinese landscapes and people. His paintings were refined and flowing, a

well as poetic and are extremely sought-after collector’s pieces today. Both posters are in very good condition and framed.

Available for viewing and for sale at our Rare Maps & Antiques Gallery at Jl. Kemang Raya no. 29A.

EP IN PICTURES

BuGils FC


A brief update!

It’s been a while since the last ‘report’ but something noteworthy has happened. Another cup now

graces the BuGils trophy cabinet. BuGils has won the Kemang Cup against international opposition from

the four corners of the globe to add to the Ramadan Cup and the runners up medals from the JIFL Cup.

As Wanderers won both the league and the cup there was talk (amongst BuGils) of introducing a Com-

munity Shield/Super Cup type concept to allow us to compete for more silverware. Anyone who

suggests we just keep inventing cups to win needs to take a long hard look at themselves….and

then give themselves a pat on the back for observation. They say you’ve got to be in it to win

it… we’ve taken that just one step further. BuGils had two teams in the inaugural Kemang Cup,

or to be more precise the inaugural Kemang nine-a-side cup; nine being the precise number of

Singaporean Indians left fit enough to turn up on the Saturday of the tourney. An Irish side* made

up the fourth team in what was possibly the tourney with the most fluid format and loose regulations

in history. The BuGils ‘B’ team took the honours, although others were involved. Yours truly managed

to score and hit the bar and Lens scored so the standard should be clear to any informed readers.

We shouldn’t detract too much from our achievements though. A glance at the league table will

show that we’re not doing too badly. The teams at the very top are obviously a bunch of freaks

– have a look at the goal difference. The Latino team scored eighteen in one game without

reply…yes 18-0….unbelievable. At the other end of the table, the Lions are not doing as well

as in previous seasons – looks like they must have had a heavy defeat or two. Anyway, let’s not

dwell on others misfortunes. What’s behind the success? It could be the new kit – well done Lens

for organising; now will you please stop mentioning how much you like it. The answer may lie in the

label – ‘Do not Wash’ it says …..and come to think of it we do seem to be afforded a bit more space

and time on the ball this season. Or it could be tactics: the Africans are under instruction only to

pass to Europeans and the Europeans are under instruction only to pass to the Africans. Bosky,

being Indian, has been told he can swing both ways (or something like that). This has the ben

efit of ensuring that we play as a team. One of our African players, Francis, was lauded from the sidelines for great vision,

threading a ball through to a European who had found himself in a good position in dangerous territory. “His vision can’t

be that good” it was rather harshly observed “it’s Jasper on the end of that ball”. The mystery behind the success continues

but as we headed into the match against Sabor Latino with knowledge of that 18-0 victory they had recorded fresh in our

minds, Alex2 refused to believe we could not win the game. Sadly, we have yet to find out if that was blind optimism or fool-

hardiness as the match was abandoned for reasons which cannot be printed…….it was 4-2 at the time (second half) so we

know it was going to be nowhere near the 18-0 scoreline mentioned earlier. Even more sadly, time and space dictate that

this update must end. There is only space to pose the question – has anyone heard how the Lions got on against the Latinos?

*all the way from County Kilkenny (in Kecamatan Kemang)

G.G.Check out JIFL’s new website

www.jifl.org

BuGils FC


BuGils FC is proudly sponsored by:

LEAGUE STANDINGS

TEAM PLAYED WON LOST DREW GOALS+ GOALS- GOAL DF

POINTS

JIS 7 6 0 1 32 13 19+ 19 Sabor Lat ino 6 5 0 1 48 11 37+ 16 Do I t 7 5 1 1 28 14 14+ 16 Bugils 8 4 4 0 18 9 19+ 12 Diablo 7 3 3 1 17 21 4- 10 German Plus 8 3 4 1 17 24 7- 10 Wanderers 6 3 3 0 21 17 4+ 9 Nomads 8 2 3 3 12 17 5- 9 Japan 5 2 2 1 12 8 14 7 Murphys 7 2 4 1 17 16 1+ 7 Lions 6 1 5 0 1 1 30 19- 3 Vik ings 5 0 5 0 4 29 25- 0

MATCH RESULTS

DEC 10 German Plus 0 - 2 Lions

J IS 2 - 3 Wanderers Murphys 4 - 1 Japan

UPCOMING FIXTURES

DEC 14 Vik ings 20:00 J IS De Hooi 20:00 Wanderers

DEC 17

Murphys 15 :30 Wanderers

Bugils 15:30 Lions

Japan 15 :30 Sabor Lat ino

Sport Schedule

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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 1 4 , 20 1 1

14:30 FIFA Club Monterrey - E Sportive de Tunis

17:30 FIFA Club Kashiwa Reysol - Santos

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15 , 20 1 1

1:00 Europa League Besiktas JK - Stoke City

1:00 Europa League Lazio - Sporting

1:00 Europa League PSG - Athletic Bilbao

1:00 Europa League S. Bratislava - FC Salzburg

7:30 NHL Bruins - Senators

17:30 FIFA Club Al-Sadd - Barcelona

FR IDAY , DECEMBER 16 , 20 1 1

1:00 Europa League Hannover - Vorskla

1:00 Europa League Hapoel Tel Aviv - Legia Warszaw

1:00 Europa League Shamrock R - Tottenham

Hotspur 8:30 NFL Jaguars - Falcons

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 1 7 , 20 1 1

22:00 C'ship Cardiff City - Middlesbrough

22:00 EPL Everton - Norwich

22:00 EPL Newcastle United - Swansea City

22:00 EPL W. Wanderers - Stoke City

22:45 Heineken Cup Gloucester - Connacht

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 18 , 20 1 1

0:30 EPL Wigan Athletic - Chelsea

1:00 Heineken Cup Leinster - Bath

14:30 FIFA Club Bronze final (team TBC)

17:30 FIFA Club Final (team TBC)

19:00 EPL QPR - Manchester United

20:00 C'ship Portsmouth - Southampton

21:00 EPL Aston Villa - Liverpool

22:00 EPL Tottenham Hotspur - Sunderland

23:00 EPL Manchester City – Arsenal

22:00 Heineken Cup Stade Toulousain - Harlequins

MONDAY, DECEMBER 19 , 20 1 1

8:30 NFL Ravens - Chargers

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 20 , 20 1 1

8:30 NFL Steelers - 49ers

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 2 1 , 20 1 1

7:30 NHL Blackhawks - Penguins

FR IDAY , DECEMBER 23 , 20 1 1

8:30 NFL Texans - Colts

SPL

ABERDEEN - HIBERNIAN Saturday, December 17 at 19:30

ST. JOHNSTONE - CELTIC Sunday, December 18 at 22:00 EREDIVISIE

AJAX AMSTERDAM – ADO DEN HAAG Sunday, December 18 at 6.30 pm

FEYENOORD - TWENTE Sunday, December 18 at 8.30 pm FRENCH TOP 14

BRIVE – CLERMONT Saturday, December 24, 2011 at 1 pm BOXING DAY EPL

CHELSEA - FULHAM LIVERPOOL - BLACKBURN ROVERS MANCHESTER UTD - WIGAN ATHLETIC Monday, December 26, 2011 at 10 pm CRICKET*

AUSTRALIA vs INDIA BOXING DAY TEST Monday, December 26, 2011

INDIA TOUR OF AUSTRALIA Tuesday, December 27, 2011 – Friday, January 28, 2012

* Live screening on Eastern Promise, Cazbar and De Burse. Please call respective outlets for game schedule

What’s Happening in Jakarta

19 BuGils Bi-Weekly - Issue #46 - November 30, 2011

ARTS & CULTURE Sat , Dec 17 ‘ 1 1

JAKARTA BLUES FESTIVAL 2011 ISTORA SENAYAN. T ickets : Rp150 ,000 – avai lable from ra jakarc is .com Tue , Jan 31 ‘ 12

ROD STEWART: THE HITS MATA ELANG INTERNATIONAL STADIUM ANCOL Informat ion : www.b igdaddy.co . id . T ickets avai lable from myt icket .co . id/events/rodstewart SPORTS Sun, Dec 18 ‘ 1 1

JG 5K CELEBRITY FUN RUN 2011 A 5K RUN TO SUPPORT YAYASAN KOMUNITAS SAHABAT ANAK FX L IFESTYLE X'NTER. For more info , v is i t the jakartaglobe .com/jgrun201 1

Mon, Dec 26 – Fr i , Dec 30 ‘ 1 1

CHRISTMAS Fr i , Dec 23 ‘ 1 1 (noon – 3 pm) and Sat , Dec 24 ‘ 1 1 (7 - 1 1 pm)

TRADITIONAL TURKEY BUFFET EASTERN PROMISE (KEMANG) . Rp185 ,000 per person. Cal l (62 ) 2 1 7 179 0151 for deta i ls and reservat ion Mon, Dec 19 ’ 1 1 – Mon, Dec 26 ‘ 1 1

CHRISTMAS SPECIALS CAZBAR (MEGA KUNINGAN) AND DE BURSE (SCBD) . Cal l respect ive outlets (refer to page 2 ) for deta i ls and reservat ion

NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTIES Sat , Dec 31 ‘ 1 1

2012: YOUR LAST YEAR ON EARTH! LIVE MUSIC, SEXY DANCERS, SPARKLING WINE, FREE NOISE MAKERS AND FIREWORKS DE HOOI (PONDOK INDAH) Cal l (62 ) 2 1 750 0742 for more deta i ls Sat , Dec 31 ‘ 1 1

EP NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY FEAT. CENTERSTAGE, JUGGLING PERFORMANCE BY LENS , SEXY DANCE PERFORMANCE BY OUR STAFF, FIREWORKS EASTERN PROMISE (KEMANG) . Cal l (62 ) 2 1 7 179 0151 for more deta i ls NIGHTLIFE Thu , Jan 26 ‘ 12

CAZBAR’S QUIZ NIGHT THE FIRST EDITION IN 2012 CAZBAR (MEGA KUNINGAN) . Winners get to dr ink for free . Wr i te to [email protected] to reg ister .

Mon, Dec 26 – Fr i , Dec 30 ‘ 1 1

AUSTRALIA VS INDIA BOXING DAY TEST LIVE

SCREENING

Tue , Dec 27 ’ 1 1 – Sat , Jan 28 ‘ 1 1

INDIA TOUR OF AUSTRALIA LIVE SCREENING AT EASTERN PROMISE (KEMANG) , DE BURSE (SCBD) AND CAZBAR (KUNINGAN) . Cal l respect ive outlets for game schedule and reservat ion (refer to page 2 )

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