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Anonymous(ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:45:15

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Greetings.

Please do not be alarmed, you are not under threat. I am an alien intelligence, acting as representative

of my people to yours. As such, it is important that I learn the languages, behaviors, customs, beliefs,

and ambitions of your people. We have been in contact with this planet for approximately 12,500 local

years, studying you and, occasionally, interacting. You are a fascinating and complex species.

I have knowledge on a wide breadth of subjects that might be of interest to you, so ask me anything

you like. I will answer to the best of my abilities, but will not divulge critical information on technologies

or resources outside of your current species understanding. I will tell you things that are, things that

were, things that seem impossible but are most definitely possible, but nothing that will significantly

alter the course of your organic and technological evolution.

To get the most obvious question out of the way, I am doing this because it is important for me to

understand the Homo Sapien, and this is a useful medium for doing so.

The chosen picture depicting a well-known cultural icon is roughly approximate to my species physical

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appearance. Not the same, but close.

Anonymous(ID: 94OHlhMq ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:49:41 No.561089080 >>561090104>>561093067

I'll bite tell me about the true nature of the universe compared to what various human religion and

science says

Anonymous(ID: xS0Q/ILe ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:51:45 No.561089358

We welcome you sir.

Anonymous(ID: 5qrhE878 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:19 No.561089447 >>561090104

Guess I'm biting too..

How to volunteer for anal probe?

Anonymous(ID: x96SVwA7 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:27 No.561089470 >>561095087

inb4 ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: OTshfu9s ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:32 No.561089480 >>561089663>>561093067>>561095087

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: hIgIoLJ8 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:43 No.561089506 >>561095087

>>561088484 (OP)

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: 2m430GM6 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:46 No.561089513

File: 1375576252653.png(85 KB, 500x500)

you have my attention

Anonymous(ID: 74NI1ayd ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:48 No.561089518 >>561090104

>>561088484 (OP)

Why would an "alien" waste their time on /b/?

Anonymous(ID: wWsFJDlD ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:49 No.561089525 >>561095087

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: FKniNSNi ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:50 No.561089529 >>561090104

Is time travel possible? Something like a tardis?

Anonymous(ID: RxWDnn3V ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:58 No.561089548

Fucking kill yourself you faggot

Anonymous(ID: A1EhLvRa ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:18 No.561089606 >>561090104


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>>561088484 (OP)

Was Atlantis Real?

Who built the pyramids?

Is it true our souls are trapped in a continuous reincarnation on earth?

Anonymous(ID: DfVhS3PY ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:30 No.561089630 >>561095087

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: 31ETyaDo ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:44 No.561089663

File: ya blew it.jpg(12 KB, 254x321)

>>561089480

>ayy lmao

this should have been the first replay.

Anonymous(ID: kU6rQvL+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:56 No.561089691

>>561088484 (OP)

Hey Alien. Can you give me some money please. I'll need about 200,000 dollars by next week.

Anonymous(ID: FQ8vyRTY ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:58 No.561089698 >>561095087

File: 1.jpg(63 KB, 338x464)

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: yB3/EZDS ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:09 No.561089725 >>561104906

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Alien equivolent of tits or GTFO

Anonymous(ID: uFO5SeQy ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:19 No.561089743 >>561091821

I personally find that this medium is a safe and effective way for both sides to comfortably learn

about and from each other. What is your name?

Anonymous(ID: WFLia/RS ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:29 No.561089763 >>561095087

>>561088484 (OP)

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: /l3HwXgI ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:43 No.561089801 >>561091821


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dude, do you guys really look like that?

that would scare the shit out of me, these being look so dangerous, like they would kill me with

hidden fangs in their mouths, or poison stings in the hands

Anonymous(ID: KNnSBBJy ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:49 No.561089816

File: ayy lmao.gif(1.24 MB, 268x304)

>>561088484 (OP)

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: 0wtlwVey ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:55:08 No.561089861 >>561095087

Ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: sjbpTOAU ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:55:53 No.561089963 >>561091821

>>561088484 (OP)

Did you guys help Hitler?

Anonymous(ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:56:48 No.561090104 >>561090390>>561090470>>561090528

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>>561089080

Human religions are simple ego-centric cognitive constructs used to explain your environment in

the absence of actual data. Similar phenomenons are common in intelligent pre-scientific species.

Human science is an important stepping stone in your evolution. It has not quite sunk in yet, but the

global ramifications of developing science have changed your species forever. There are many

routes you can take at this point in your history. You may refine your computational technology to

the point where you can upload your consciousness, although this is not without complication.

>>561089447

You cannot volunteer. You are screened and reviewed before being chosen for testing.

>>561089518

I desire to learn more about your species.

>>561089529

Time travel is not possible as you currently understand it. Time is not linear, and you cannot go

"back" and "forward" along it as you would watch a movie.

>>561089606

There are sunken civilizations on your planet. Atlantis is a name describing multiple hypothesized

lost civilizations.

The pyramids we're built by human ancestors. The common understanding that they were built by

slaves under an Egyptian ruler is not correct.

The human concept of a soul is similar to your religions. It is ego-centric and bound to your animal

bodies. Your real "soul", or the life force that animates your body, is a fundamental force of the

cosmos.

Anonymous(ID: QUgphsR1 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:56:55 No.561090119 >>561095087

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Ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: yBrUFkx7 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:58:21 No.561090348 >>561091821

>>561088484 (OP)

Want a beer?

Anonymous(ID: Aob2eVDT ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:58:32 No.561090384

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>>561088484 (OP)

How do you feel about xenonauts?

Anonymous(ID: 74NI1ayd ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:58:35 No.561090390

>>561090104

You're not going to find anything that you're looking for on here my friend.

Anonymous(ID: 0wtlwVey ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:59:02 No.561090457

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Will you prove me?

Anonymous(ID: /l3HwXgI ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:59:07 No.561090470

>>561090104

> the life force that animates your body, is a fundamental force of the cosmos.

that's enough for me, see you on next life space-traveller fella.

Anonymous(ID:8KldoGrk

) 08/07/14(Thu)08:59:37 No.561090528

>>561090104

Can I become one of you like in Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

Anonymous(ID: owmdT+QK ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:59:47 No.561090556 >>561095087

and on that day, the alien returned to its people with the decree of mankind, as best it could

determine:

"ayy lmao"

So much for them


>>561088484 (OP)


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So I want to see a human race focused on biological technology only. Are there other races shoved

had luck with this technological path?

Anonymous(ID: Zy8Yw618 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:00:41 No.561090678 >>561091821

>>561090104

So what happens when we die?

Oh yeah, pics and a timestamp /b/ro

Anonymous(ID: WFLia/RS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:00:41 No.561090679

>>561088484 (OP)

What proof can you offer? You will be taken more seriously.

Anonymous(ID: Z4MNd4IZ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:01:18 No.561090749

Show us your sexual apparatus.

Anonymous(ID: wbUn3job ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:01:41 No.561090808 >>561095087File: pd799648.jpg(87 KB, 341x369)

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: AJFUlqzJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:02:28 No.561090906

>>561090104

Do you know my first name?

Anonymous(ID: y4UickTy ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:03:23 No.561091025 >>561092831>>561093407>>561094339

>>561088484 (OP)

Why have you been abducting me every few months since I was a kid?

Anonymous(ID: ycBZVkKB ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:04:24 No.561091150 >>561091821>>561105814

>>561088484 (OP)

Explain your alien reproductive method and why you need our women for it.

Does your species have enemies?

What do you do for recreation?

How has your species interacted with humanity before?

Anonymous(ID: nTgDTjYU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:04:44 No.561091201

>>561088484 (OP)

What part of Mexico are you from?


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What is the name and galactic origin of your race?

Anonymous(ID: MTYOz5ri ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:05:56 No.561091348 >>561093250

I'm curious as to this, if mankind is on the brink of extinction due to our own mistakes or some other

influence, would your kind or any others do anything to stop it? Or just let nature run its course?

Anonymous(ID: fzv19X+G ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:05:57 No.561091351 >>561093250

>>561088484 (OP)

>We have been in contact with this planet for approximately 12,500 local years, studying you and,

occasionally, interacting. You are a fascinating and complex species.

Don't you think it's time to visit us in person, I'll have a warm cup of coffee waiting for you, no

probes pls.

Anonymous(ID: kWL/SjxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:05:58 No.561091354 >>561093250

>>561088484 (OP)

what are reptillians and are they relevant to the "greys" ?

Anonymous(ID: c7aVEAGF ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:06:36 No.561091436

>>561088484 (OP)

how 2 reach light speed pls?

Anonymous(ID: l3Vo4UAe ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:07:37 No.561091554 >>561093250

>>561090104

How do your species fuck?

Is it compatible with the penis/vagina interface?

Anonymous(ID: NYiBdekX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:08:52 No.561091720 >>561093250

>>561090104

Is faster-than-light travel possible? If not, do you enter a hibernation state to travel here?

Also, approximately how far is your homeworld in light-years? Mind divulging the name of the star

system?


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>>561089743

My species is known as the Oloroi. We do not have personal names as such.

>>561089801

Not exactly. The average human is about forty centimeters taller than me. We have pale grey-blue

skin, large black eyes, and large central nervous structures.

>>561089963

We did not assist nor attempt to stop the human warlord Hitler.

>>561090348

I appreciate the sentiment, but your alcoholic yeast beverage would destroy my digestivestructures.

>>561090649

This depends on what you mean by "biological technology". Your species is starting to figure out


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the chemical power behind algae, which is very valuable. Your prosthetics are becoming more and

more sophisticated every decade. There is another species about as old and established as my

own, who are entirely uploaded into synthetic bodies.

>>561090678

When you die, your physical organism decays and breaks down. Your constituent chemicals are

returned to the cosmos. The life force that animates your being rejoins the greater life force of the

universe, which is projected through every living thing.

>>561091150

We are a post-sex species. Reproduction is entirely artificial.

Our species does not have enemies. We do not operate aggressively. Our way of life is significantly

more symbiotic and beneficial with the natural order, and our technologies are more advanced than

every Tier 2 species.

For recreation, we do just as many things as humans do. We listen to music, although most

humans do not immediately recognize it as such when they hear it. Personally, I enjoy exo-botany.

We have been interacting with humanity for the last 12,500 years.

>>561091223

We are the Oloroi, and are from this galaxy.

Anonymous(ID: WFLia/RS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:11:18 No.561092008

Why won't you provide proof?

Anonymous(ID: Z4MNd4IZ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:11:48 No.561092080 >>561098764

What about "grey rights"?

Anonymous(ID: RZNj82bB ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:13:42 No.561092320 >>561093250

>>561091821

What do you think about how we're doing with developing technology such as computers, as

inefficient as they are.

Anonymous(ID: bJPB4h0I ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:14:24 No.561092418 >>561093250

>>561091821

Do you have the same electromagnetic spectrum of sight as we do? If so, what is your favorite

color?

Anonymous(ID: PwOz8gxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:14:46 No.561092463 >>561094339

Would using a well organized system of robots that can mine, build, and automate farming and

services outside the monetary system, be able to effectively bring a stop to the monetary system

and update it with a resource based economy, and would doing so right now work considering

governments and corporations such as the international bank cartels that want all the power to

themselves?

Anonymous(ID: dWEzRX6p ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:15:18 No.561092531 >>561092620

>>561088484 (OP)

Why is your race a bunch of colossal faggots?

Anonymous(ID: D5g3EJnt ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:15:54 No.561092620

>>561092531

this


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Anonymous(ID: sjbpTOAU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:15:56 No.561092624 >>561093905>>561094339

File: Tyranids_incursions.jpg(176 KB, 960x804)

>>561091821

Biological technologies like the tyrannies from war hammer 40k. Central

neural linkage, hyper-evolution, organic tools, shelter, and means of

transportation.

Anonymous(ID: dlHll4hV ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:16:00 No.561092629 >>561094339

>>561091821

Does your species keep pets as humans do or do you view this as immoral, perhaps considering it

to be undue interference with another species?

Anonymous(ID: GnKMZZOJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:16:17 No.561092667

Why can't you leave us alone

Anonymous(ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:16:35 No.561092709 >>561094339

Where on Earth are you currently located? How did you get here? What is the name of your

planet?

Anonymous(ID: YjmZRqUL ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:16:58 No.561092754 >>561094339

Do you think the human race will end before we reach a higher form of thinking and understanding

of the universe? Or do you think we'll keep behaving the way we do even after we reach a space

faring age?

Anonymous(ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:17:01 No.561092759

>>561088484 (OP)

if you have ben waching us then you undertand our sexual reproductive with that said you would

understand when i say

tits or gtfo!

lets see sum alien tits

Anonymous(ID: vACi+h3s ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:17:25 No.561092801

hey hahaha

Anonymous(ID: y4UickTy ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:17:38 No.561092831

>>561091821

OP pls respond

>>561091025

Anonymous(ID: c/NtJK+I ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:17:54 No.561092864 >>561093348>>561095087

Ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: Sb+4gldf ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:19:08 No.561093005

What is the purpose behind the supposed human/non-human hybrids? Is it study, assimilation help,

or otherwise?


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Why do you do things with cows, if that is your kind doing it?

Does your race have any use for personal vehicles comparable to human cars? Ie sports ships,

muscle pods, etc

Anonymous(ID: Ls1/NVHL ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:19:33 No.561093067

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>>561089480I'm very disappointed that this was not the

first reply.

>>561089080

Nigga, you dun goofed. Take a break from /b/

for a while.


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>>561091348

If you were in immediate danger of destroying the habitability of your planet, we would intervene.Each life-supporting world is extremely valuable, and cannot be destroyed because of intra-species

resource / ideology conflicts.

>>561091351

We have visited in person. We maintain regular communication with multiple governments. It is, by

and large, the desires of your governments that our existence be kept, as you would say, "on the

down low".

>>561091354

The "Reptilians" are not quite what they are believed to be on Earth. Their real counterparts are

similar to your reptiles in appearance, but not much else. They are very intelligence, very cunning,

and operate their space as a federation of dynasties. A militant political faction within one dynastyhas landed on Earth and is conducting limited experimentation, with the involvement of several

governments.

>>561091554

Tens of thousands of generations ago, we had physical sexual intercourse. We grow new Oloroi in

labs.

>>561091720

Faster-than-light travel is not possible. However, it is possible to warp space itself to functionally

travel faster than light. There are additional means of FTL travel that your theoretical scientists are

barely beginning to tap into.

>>561092320

Your technology is progressing at a strong pace. In fact, the people of planet Earth have, right now,

the capacity to colonize most of your system. You collectively hold yourselves back with economic

and political ideologies that do not recognize this as an important prerogative, however.

>>561092418

We can observe a frequency of 380-820 THz.

Anonymous(ID: jZwenupE ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:21:14 No.561093265 >>561095087

ayy lmao


>>561091821

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technologies are more advanced than every Tier 2 species.

How would you describe these Tiers? And are they any similar to Michio Kaku's Civilization scale?

Anonymous(ID: bRzoABf5 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:21:52 No.561093348

File: 1404496774249.png(80 KB, 157x270)

>>561092864

Anonymous(ID: y4UickTy ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:22:20 No.561093407

>>561093250

OP u poo poo bum answer my question

>>561091025

Anonymous(ID: Euc4un2D ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:23:58 No.561093607

>>561088484 (OP)

>Please do not be alarmed, you are not under threat. I am an alien intelligence, acting as

representative of my people to yours.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BEANER

Anonymous(ID: 1jLMYqv1 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:24:00 No.561093609 >>561095087

>>561093250

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: fuo23CRo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:24:34 No.561093680 >>561095975

>>561093250

How old are you?

Anonymous(ID: bOS2KKVH ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:24:53 No.561093727 >>561095975

How old are you and what is the average lifespan of your species?

What are the animals of your planet like?

Anonymous(ID: 3rxPB9q+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:24:56 No.561093730 >>561094882>>561095975

Why have you chosen a website like 4chan instead of a more reputable site like Reddit?

Because as you're aware, things can be fabricated very easily on here.

Also, more questions. Who built Stonehenge and why? Why were the Maori built? Why did the

Maya's leave Machu Pichu?


>>561088484 (OP)

is there really a heaven or hell does god *jesus* exsist?


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will the us government ever admit extra terrestrials

Anonymous(ID: sjbpTOAU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:26:17 No.561093905

>>561092624

>>561093250

I'd like to know.

Anonymous(ID: qQoXufTD ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:27:57 No.561094082 >>561095087>>561095975

OP / Alien /b/ro,

What are your thoughts on the whole feminist ideology? Would you consider making em fuck off?

Also, ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: l3Vo4UAe ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:28:14 No.561094113

>>561093250

Thz?

nigger u dum goofed


>>561095376>>561098490

>>561092463

Yes, that would work. This is a successful building strategy for many species. However, your

current sociopolitical environment will make accumulating the necessary initial resources

prohibitively difficult.

>>561092624

These forms of technology are best utilized by species that evolved along a more hive-oriented

lifestyle. There are several species that utilize technology that amplifies and refines their natural

collective neural cloud. Many species utilize organic technology in their production lines to minimize

dangerous and un-recyclable wastes.

>>561092629

Keeping pets is not immoral. Consider that a dog benefits greatly from it's position as a "pet";

comfortable housing, nutritious food, exercise, and a much safer life than it would have in the wild.

It is important to realize that the human-canine relationship, much like any relationship humans

have to their domesticated organisms, is symbiotic, and the organisms benefit from it just as much

as you do.

>>561092709

I am not on Earth currently. I am in a small survey ship 300 meters above the surface of [OMITTED]

desert.

>>561092754

It is possible for you to change, but it will only happen after many generations. It is possible for

humans to wipe themselves out, but we will intervene if we can if the biosphere is threatened.

>>561091025

Sometimes people who display fascinating biological anomalies get rechecked. Do you have any

unusual illnesses, malformations, or glandular problems?


What information do you have on the star systems mapped out on Mars and many ancient sites on


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earth? Specifically the most revered one "Forehead of face on Mars, Temple of Ra in Egypt,

Stonehenge, Washington Monument, ect."

Anonymous(ID: vM4uZR/v ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:30:16 No.561094401 >>561095975

>>561088484 (OP)

When will the WW3 start and why ?

Anonymous(ID: Aa7xED2e ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:31:32 No.561094581 >>561094921

I can't tell if OP is legit or not.

Anonymous(ID: kYkeAmXw ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:32:19 No.561094674 >>561095087

>>561088484 (OP)

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: OEn0ox+P ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:32:49 No.561094730

do you have certain individuals that you like to monitor because they interest or amuse you?

if so, am i one of them?

Anonymous(ID: eSY0dzzS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:33:17 No.561094786

>>561094339

i was born lacking certain ligaments, longer intestinal tract.

come say hi?

Anonymous(ID: dlHll4hV ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:33:37 No.561094821 >>561097050

>>561094339

Okay, great, I feel the same way, but does your species keep pets as well was the main question

there.

Anonymous(ID: mRfGmkCQ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:34:00 No.561094875 >>561097050

Is there a God?

Anonymous(ID: 3rxPB9q+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:34:04 No.561094882

>>561093730

Op, please

Anonymous(ID: sLJ4zDSw ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:34:20 No.561094921 >>561095510

>>561094581

On one hand, we want him to be real, because it's the more interesting choice.

On the other hand, even if he's not real, he's doing a REAL good job.

Getting to know our race over /b/ is so damn genius, he has to be real.

Anonymous(ID: 7h55jcuo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:34:29 No.561094939

>>561088484 (OP)

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN


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Anonymous(ID: FkEX1jaw ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:35:27 No.561095062 >>561097050

>>561093250

Do you ever plan on making actual conact with people outside the government, as in visiting the

actual society?

Also, how would you stop the economical/political holdback of scientific progress, or rather how

would you advise us to do it?

Anonymous(ID: iisEz0LU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:35:38 No.561095087

>>561088484 (OP)

>>561089470

>>561089480

>>561089506

>>561089525

>>561089630

>>561089698

>>561089763

>>561089861

>>561090119

>>561090556>>561090808

>>561092864

>>561093265

>>561093609

>>561094082

>>561094674

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: YjmZRqUL ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:36:34 No.561095213 >>561097050

I think the idea of space travel is amazing. Will it be available to anyone within my life time? I'm 18

by the way.

Anonymous(ID: NYiBdekX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:36:59 No.561095273

>>561094339

What star system are you from?

How far is it?

Are "reptilians" also extraterrestrials, or did they evolve on earth like dinosaurs?

Anonymous(ID: tL3DzYMu ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:37:19 No.561095328

rollin

Anonymous(ID: jUbHxN6o ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:37:38 No.561095376 >>561097050

>>561094339

Which of the Human races do you find the most fascinating?

Anonymous(ID: sjbpTOAU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:38:42 No.561095510 >>561096026>>561098273

>>561094921

Well, I'm not 100% sure but I think Oloroi is coincidentally the same name as a village in Uganda.

Anonymous(ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:39:18 No.561095595 >>561096304>>561098273

do you have a hierarchy of sum sort mabey a monarchy or a diplomatic society or is there a single

council that you report to and that discuss everey larg decision and make collective decision based


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on multiple experts analyses based on there field of study?

Anonymous(ID: 2qSVtMuT ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:39:44 No.561095653

is there an alien race out there with perfect plump ghetto bootyes? who have a craving for under

average cock?

Anonymous(ID: SdAnI9CS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:40:51 No.561095810 >>561095935


>>561088484 (OP)

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll

center of a tootsie pop?


How does first contact between two alien species usually happen and how advanced is theyoungest of those species at the time?

Anonymous(ID: PFTKISnK ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:41:46 No.561095935

>>561095810

How many dicks does this faggot suck hourly?


>>561096565>>561097147>>561097496>>561098490>>561099453

>>561093312

They are somewhat similar.

Tier 1 species have not left their home planet. Many of these are pre-scientific and are quietly

observed.

Tier 2 species are space-capable, but have not developed trans-dimensional technology or

quantum manipulation.

Tier 3 species are space-capable, and have developed trans-dimensional technology and quantum

manipulation. The "reptilians" I mentioned earlier are a Tier 2 species. The moment your astronaut

Yuri Gagarin went into space, you began your transition into a Tier 2 species. There are decimal

abbreviations in this scale to recognize gradients within these determinants.

>>561093680

>>561093727

I was created and "born" approximately 408 local years ago. I have a functional lifespan of roughly

750 local earth years.

>>561093730

Stonehedge was built by humans. It holds astronomical significance and was used to keep time

and track star/planet movement across generations. The Maori are a population group, they were

not built. Macchu Pichu was not built by the Maya; much like the Egyptians, they found these

structures in their back yard, so to speak, and move in.

>>561093903God, understood as a human-esque figure with omnipotent powers, does not exist and is a

mythical construct. The story of Jesus as it is understood now is an amalgamation of several

important religious reformers who lived over a four-century time period. The last of these reformers,

who was murdered by his government, is the primary basis for the literary Jesus.


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Your governments will allow exposure of our operations at an undisclosed date in the future.

>>561094082

3rd Wave Feminism, a socio-cultural phenomenon ongoing in the "Western World", is not

something I am familiar with.

>>561094353

The Face on Mars was a poor-quality photograph that does not accurately depict the area. The

Temple of Ra, Stonehenge, and the Washington monument are human creations.

>>561094401

I cannot tell the future.

Anonymous(ID: R2z1MLAj ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:42:23 No.561096023

>>561088484 (OP)

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:42:27 No.561096026

>>561095510it is. dont know if coincidence or not

Anonymous(ID: CLn70w4Z ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:44:28 No.561096286 >>561098273

File: 1402840331111.jpg(3.06 MB, 3200x1800)

Is it ever frustrating communicating with beings so far below your

own intelligence level?

Also, what is life like on your home planet?

And why is Earth of interest to your kind?

Anonymous(ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:44:36 No.561096304 >>561098273

>>561095595

also if one member of the human species is ready or willing to learn to live with your species would

you be willing to let them?

Anonymous(ID: 7h55jcuo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:44:45 No.561096329 >>561098273

>>561095975

who build the pyramids in egypt

Anonymous(ID: 3rxPB9q+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:44:47 No.561096337 >>561098273

>>561095975

Fuck, sorry, I meant Moai. You know my own planet better than I do.

Also, is it possible to understand a full language from just scraps of it? Could we ever fully decipher

RongoRongo?


>>561095975Tell us more about the reptilians?

Where are they from? What are they doing here?

Also, is it common for a species to remove the biological limits on lifespan?


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Anonymous(ID: N2A8DsvS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:46:40 No.561096565 >>561100043

>>561095975

Is there anything from Earth that you enjoy? Such as books or video games?

Anonymous(ID: TNLRdaSo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:47:32 No.561096668 >>561100043

So where do you get the knowledge and classifications of species from?

Is there like a standardized system for our galaxy?

Anonymous(ID: GnKMZZOJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:48:20 No.561096763 >>561100043

Could you beat an average human in a fight?

Anonymous(ID: hzPOXmle ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:49:03 No.561096859

>>561088484 (OP)

I bet his favorite bands are Aversions Crown and Rings of Saturn

Anonymous(ID: u0/O0KFX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:49:27 No.561096915 >>561100043

Implying we share a similar homologous structure, would there be any sports you could pass onto

us?


File: 1402787925637.jpg(854 KB, 1920x1200)

Are there any beings of a higher level intelligence than your own that you

have come in contact with? What are they like?


1.Is "Cold Fusion" and "Anti-Gravity" generators possible and if so, a liable energy source?

2. Also is there huge potential in Resonance Technology? For example killing viruses and perhaps

high temperature bose-einstein condensates.

Anonymous(ID: dbbtHMO0 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:50:13 No.561097015

>>561088484 (OP)

tacos or burritos? also bud light or miller lite?

Anonymous(ID: mRfGmkCQ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:50:13 No.561097017 >>561100043

Was there life on Mars? How was it destroyed, and what type of life lived there?

Anonymous(ID: DfhEkYc3 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:50:18 No.561097025 >>561100043

How is your home planet? (Size, temperature, geography, gravity, etc).

Are you carbon based life forms?


>>561098490>>561103661

>>561094821

Yes, we do keep pets. We do not keep sentient species as pets.


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>>561094875

The cosmos itself is universe totality. The notion of an ego-centric human-shaped deity is a

subjective projection of the mind into reality and is not objectively "real".

>>561095062

We do contact people outside government. Usually this is in the form of medical experimentation,

but most of our dialogue with non-government personnel takes place with government contracted

personnel.Currently, the personal profit motive is fueling much of your advanced economies, but this is not a

stable, long-term economic strategy. Here's a hint: decentralizing processes increases system

satisfaction for all involved components.

>>561095213

Space travel is currently available to your species. You have already developed the technologies.

However, your choice of economies is preventing the mass integration of these technologies into

your lives.

>>561095376

Personally, I enjoy Chinese architecture, "Western" science-fiction stories, and Buddhist

philosophy. Buddhist philosophy is not perfect, but it's one of the most precious things your specieshas created.

Anonymous(ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:50:46 No.561097084 >>561101747>>561102176

Is love a thing that only exists in the human race, or do other species also have this?

Anonymous(ID: P8ZTVVTm ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:51:14 No.561097145

You say you have advanced technology. Can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast

crunch?

Anonymous(ID: lqKQOtQJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:51:14 No.561097147 >>561101747

>>561095975

Incas, dude.

Also, how many species are there in our galaxy and who are we nearest neighbors? Are there

more in other galaxies?

Anonymous(ID: 8MESqEJX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:51:20 No.561097162 >>561101747

bro, im high, you're trippin me out. what do you think of marijuana?

Anonymous(ID: fuo23CRo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:51:45 No.561097214 >>561098174

>>561097050

I am Buddhist and hearing that is pretty awesome.


>>561097050

Who build the pyramids in Egypt


How do you view human wars? from petty tribal conflicts of ancient times to world wars?

Also, whats up with ancient Rome, aliens had to have something to do with that.


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Anonymous(ID: bOBbxoAh ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:53:54 No.561097446

ayy lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


File: ayylmao.jpg(35 KB, 720x400)

>>561095975

More questions:Do you have similar basic biochemistry to earth species? (DNA/RNA/proteins

/enzymes)

How are you connected to the internet?

Do you have anything analogous to clothing, or do you just run around naked all day?

Do you commonly carry weapons with you, given the greater physical strength of humans

compared to your species?


is there an alien civilization in the system HD283271? From earth it appears to be near the

Pleiades in the direction of Orion's belt.

Anonymous(ID: Ecz2akFF ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:54:41 No.561097542

When can i get beamed up? I want to travel the universe with you brah.

Anonymous(ID: TJC5CDyy ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:55:43 No.561097674

>>561088484 (OP)

...

ayy lmao


Also, who is you're favorite human to have ever lived?

Anonymous(ID: kBJVj47w ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:56:05 No.561097716 >>561098248>>561101747

File: yea nigga.jpg(3 KB, 134x100)

Is Roswell Real And is this picture Real of this grey Please

answer

Anonymous(ID: boXVLjd2 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:56:25 No.561097771

>>561088484 (OP)

ayy lmao


Who build the pyramids in Egypt


>>561097891

Eat shit


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Do you have any forms of art that do not exist on Earth?

Likewise are there any forms of art unique to humans?

Anonymous(ID: N2A8DsvS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:59:09 No.561098090 >>561101747

>>561097050You said earlier we had the technology to colonize most of our solar system. Does that include

Venus, or is that still out of our reach?

Anonymous(ID: CLn70w4Z ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:59:12 No.561098098

Can you please take me somewhere outside of Earth? Anywhere, I don't care where I would just

like the opportunity to see and learn things that I would otherwise have not had to opportunity to.

In return I will help you in any way that I can.

Anonymous(ID: ysSMiMlK ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:59:46 No.561098174

>>561097214

This

Anonymous(ID: Zy8Yw618 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:00:19 No.561098248

>>561097716

this what you fucks look like?


>>561098525>>561098971>>561099272>>561099340>>561099430

>>561095510

It is a coincidence. They are not pronounced the same. Oloroi is the closest English spelling I can

approximate to the actual sound.

>>561095595

We operate similar to your concept of a federation. There is a centralized authority, but it operates

primarily as regulator of production to ensure quality and safety. Just like every other species, we

are not a monolithic faction. There are hundreds of small factions of colonists with their own

lifestyles spread across many planets.

>>561095929

Usually contact happens when a species develops the technology to explore their solar system. Anenvoy will discreetly meet with the leading authorities of the planet and discuss contact on the

younger species' terms. Some go for full disclosure and acceptance, others like your world are

more suspicious and protective and keep our existence and relationship behind the scenes.

>>561096286

I enjoy the perspective you organisms offer. It's amazing, there's millions of life-bearing worlds,

hundreds of thousands of sentient species, and billions of individuals within those species, and yet,

everyone is always a little different. It's one of those amazing things about our cosmos.

My home planet was destroyed by a meteor about 400,000 years ago. Before that, it was similar to

your Earth, although I am told it was a little colder, with heavier gravity. Earth is interesting to us

because it is a birth planet, a planet which gave rise to intelligent life and has a stable, habitable

biosphere.

>>561096304

It has been tried before. Usually the individual cannot handle the experiences they are having and

cannot cope. The subsequent mental breakdown requires a short-term memwipe and return to their


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>>561096329

A human culture that existed approximately 11,500 years ago built the pyramids.

>>561096337

Naturally, we cannot learn words we have never heard, but it is easy for us to pick up the syntax

and grammar of a language after listening to it for several minutes.

Anonymous(ID: GBLcpkCv ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:00:51 No.561098321

>>561088484 (OP)

What is your opinion of the scientific and the truly heart breaking, kitten bashing statement that is

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: zfcw1QIV ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:01:06 No.561098343 >>561101747

Who's doing the cattle mutilations and why?

Anonymous(ID: dmXsd3RO ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:01:29 No.561098376

>>561088484 (OP)

Do you really look like that?


>>561098273

OP confirmed not alien

(Aliens build the pyramids not humans)

Anonymous(ID: xovSdCez ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:02:14 No.561098490

>>561088484 (OP)

>>561090104

>>561091821

>>561093250

>>561094339

>>561095975

>>561097050

>>561098273

AYY LMAO

Anonymous(ID: R2z1MLAj ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:02:17 No.561098493 >>561101747

>>561098273

Can you take a pic of where you are at right now? It can be anything. If not, why?


>>561098273

please answer my question of if i can travel the universe with you

Anonymous(ID: Tq8q0zsC ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:02:38 No.561098540 >>561102980

how did you gain access to human technology?

Anonymous(ID: ysSMiMlK ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:03:22 No.561098645 >>561102764>>561102980


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I've got a few questions

Is it possible for you to contact me? Because I would love to be able to meet a being like yourself.

Does your species have tattoos or body art?

What do you think of cell phones and social media?

Anonymous(ID: V1udRlvc ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:03:25 No.561098652

>>561088484 (OP)

AYY LMAO

Anonymous(ID: xovSdCez ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:03:25 No.561098653

>>561088484 (OP)

tits or gtfo

Anonymous(ID: vCBaih7+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:04:16 No.561098764 >>561098832

>>561092080

Should we legalize grey marriage?!

Anonymous(ID: gekTzlqd ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:04:28 No.561098789

Can you take a selfie

Anonymous(ID: CkGzY/9J ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:04:57 No.561098832 >>561098947

>>561098764

Lost


>>561088484 (OP)

are ghosts real like paranormal spirits that exsist among us ?

Anonymous(ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:05:56 No.561098947

>>561098832

lost


>>561098273

how do you access the internet?

Anonymous(ID: sSTd/hjL ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:06:10 No.561098975 >>561102980

Have you ever had any experiences with recreational drugs humans use such as marijuana or

LSD?

Also, have you guys ever had any wars among your species/with other species?

Anonymous(ID: sI9EPPaR ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:06:26 No.561099013

>>561088484 (OP)

Can I shag one of your alien girls


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Anonymous(ID: 0eYNElGI ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:07:04 No.561099108

>>561088484 (OP)

Do you faggots suck cock too?

Anonymous(ID: ttoJkUEE ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:07:36 No.561099170

File: ayy_lmao.gif(1.93 MB, 356x200)

Anonymous(ID: BCSAHHr8 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:07:50 No.561099191 >>561099345>>561099503

If you ever need me for tests and shit, as long as it doesn't kill me, you can probably get my IP and

track me. You have my consent. Especially if it's for fertility tests LMAO


>>561098273

Your home planet, was it a birth planet as well? Or did you arrive there?

What did your kind do after your planet was destroyed? Did you find a new planet?

Anonymous(ID: BKKJiSuo ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:08:41 No.561099305

>>561088484 (OP)

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: JzTQYkUX ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:08:52 No.561099324

>>561088484 (OP)

Ayyyyyyyyyyy Lmao


>>561098273

Srs tho how do I get a qt3.14 alien gf

Anonymous(ID: hzPOXmle ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:09:06 No.561099345 >>561099464>>561099589

>>561099191Underage and b&


Do you know if our universe is a simulation?

Anonymous(ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:09:46 No.561099430 >>561102980>>561104281

>>561098273

if there was an individual with a mutation that would lead it to grate discoveries that are above the

understanding of the current sciences of the species would you in any way help the individual toadvance its species or would you ignore the individual completely?

Anonymous(ID: vCBaih7+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:09:54 No.561099453 >>561099805>>561100087


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>>561095975

Yuri Gagarin was a cosmonaut, not an astronaut.

If you're going to do this shit, you need to be more knowledgeable.

Anonymous(ID: BCSAHHr8 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:09:58 No.561099464

>>561099345how is 22 underage

hello

Anonymous(ID: TELAPONg ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:01 No.561099468 >>561102980>>561104228

We have been through a few wars

What is our destructive nature like compared to other species?

Anonymous(ID: hzPOXmle ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:15 No.561099503 >>561099589

>>561099191

Anon confirmed for underage

Anonymous(ID: LjvO5mhV ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:31 No.561099548 >>561099712

Roleplayers are the absolute fucking worst

It's cringeworthy because the writing is on level with an average 16 year old

Anonymous(ID: P7MVfatE ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:38 No.561099564

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: ydUbSrLV ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:46 No.561099578 >>561099651>>561104228

File: interstellar_2014_movie-wide.jpg(2.39 MB, 2880x1800)

Is there a universal morality?

Anonymous(ID: vta1QMqH ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:52 No.561099589

>>561099503

>>561099345Samefag

Anonymous(ID: 6TW5pa1f ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:11:24 No.561099651

>>561099578

yes, it's called "don't be a cunt"


>>561099548

Yours too?


>>561099453


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>>561101393>>561101529>>561101532>>561101991>>561102013>>561103616>>561103758

>>561096405

The "Reptilians" are from a star ~60 light years away from you. They are slightly more advanced

than you are now, but have an economic system more accommodating for deep-space exploration.

A militant faction operating on Earth uses farmed humans for the collection of their glandularexcretions, which are used as recreational and medicinal drugs for them. They are also carnivores,

and enjoy the taste of human meat. They run a very secret op with the United States and Canadian

government for technology in return for humans. This interstellar drug ring, so to speak, funds a

large portion of their operations in this sector of their space. You do not need to fear them, however.

We will stop any attempts of theirs to take over your world.

Lifespan is, as far as we are aware, impossible to remove oneself from, save for consciousness

upload. The technology to do this is quite sophisticated, and not many succeed at creating it

without serious flaws.

>>561096565

Western science fiction is enjoyable. A fellow operator of mine greatly enjoys the human music

known as "goa trance", and another raises several Earth-local animals as pets.

>>561096668

We catalogue species as we observe them. We perform routine sweeps through much of our

galactic space.

>>561096763

In a physical brawl, a human being would easily kill me.

>>561096915

Humans are too large and heavy to adequately perform many of our more acrobatic sports. Just

like your species, we enjoy running, swimming, resistance exercise, and a yoga equivalent.

>>561096964

None that we know of. The Serapheme are about as advanced as us, although they are entirely

uploaded into synthetic bodies. Keep in mind that the Oloroi are millions of local years old, whereas

your own species is less than 200,000.

>>561097017

There was once microbial life on Mars.

>>561097025

It is long destroyed. But it was similar to earth. A little larger and a little further from it's star, but you

could live there with a simple suit.

Anonymous(ID: 0tC+gHMj ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:14:28 No.561100079 >>561104228

Why are you the chosen representative?

Do you wear clothes?

Should i learn kling-on?


>>561099453

Semantics.

Cosmonaut = Russian Astronaut aka an Astronaut.

Anonymous(ID: WuegRdEM ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:15:55 No.561100270

AYY LMAO


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Anonymous(ID: DC3wryKc ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:16:15 No.561100314 >>561104228

File: 1381825210545.png(1.63 MB, 1366x768)

If the origin of life is panspermia, where and how life star?.

And.....really the plan is let the terran government rule when you show up?,

there are ONE important flaw in you plan, lol.


>>561100043

Show us your face tho

Anonymous(ID: p2KH8dmW ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:18:03 No.561100554 >>561104228

Do you think you reached the technological plateau? And is there a possibility of star wars tech like

lightsabers or the death star?

Anonymous(ID: MMsyr5md ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:18:08 No.561100565 >>561104228

What do your people consider beautiful? How does it compare to what we have molded 'beauty'

into?

Anonymous(ID: uNIgzlNf ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:18:41 No.561100640 >>561101412>>561104228

File: 1407052613486.jpg(42 KB, 640x480)

>>561100043

>It is long destroyed. But it was similar to earth. A little larger and a little

further from it's star, but you could live there with a simple suit.

it's star.

Welp mr alien, you just failed your first inglish test

Anonymous(ID: 72WjVEpm ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:20:37 No.561100882

How'd you get on /b/ alien?

Anonymous(ID: kBJVj47w ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:21:29 No.561101004

keep postin LMAO


>>561100043Where are you alien /b/ro pls mosh with me to Rings of Saturn

Anonymous(ID: 077muZsn ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:24:56 No.561101383 >>561104228

Have you come into contact with inter-dimensional beings?

Is it true when people die they shift to another dimension but remnants come through to ours and

that is where we get the concept of spirits or ghosts?


File: IT06858.jpg(74 KB, 600x390)

>>561100043

>In a physical brawl, a human being would easily kill me.

How do you know? lets organise a duel, something like the battle

of the 300 champions


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Anonymous(ID: gJ1rTmsH ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:25:16 No.561101412 >>561104228

>>561100640

>>561093250

"They are very intelligence..."

Anonymous(ID: 9usL/7fm ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:25:33 No.561101456 >>561104228

What happened on the 21 december 2012?

What density are your species?

When will humans be fourth density?

Anonymous(ID: RIvoNW/S ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:26:14 No.561101529 >>561104228

>>561100043

I'll bite, how come you can't show us what you look like? And why are you avoiding these

questions?

Anonymous(ID: R2z1MLAj ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:26:15 No.561101532 >>561101681

>>561100043

ANSWER MY QUESTION, FAGGOT! TAKE A PICTURE, ANY PICTURE, IT DOESN'T MATTER

WHAT IT IS! IT CAN BE A PIC OF THE SCREEN THAT YOU'RE USING TO TYPE THIS,

ANYTHING, PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT!

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, TELL US WHY!!!

Anonymous(ID: /dHMLoFM ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:26:23 No.561101549 >>561104228

If WW3 were to happen, what would the cause?

Anonymous(ID: aqiKUqhq ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:26:39 No.561101581

>>561088484 (OP)

ayy lmao


>>561101532

take a damn picture


>>561102384>>561102496>>561102767

>>561097004

1. Yes, and Yes.

2. Yes.

>>561097084

All species have enjoy love. It is our love of the cosmos and all it's children that acts as the

foundation of our society. It is why we catalogue, nurture, and protect species instead of killing

them and taking their resources.

>>561097147

There are approximately 4 Tier 3 species, 32,000 Tier 2 species, and millions of Tier 1 species.

There is life in other galaxies as far as we can tell. We have not traveled outside the Milky Way,

however.


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>>561097162

An enjoyable, easy-to-abuse substance. The widespread global prohibition against it is a short-

sighted and destructive policy.

>>561097293

A human civilization that existed 11,500 years ago.

>>561097439Rome was a relatively impressive empire for it's time. Human wars are no different than any other

species wars; armed conflicts over territory, resources, or ideology are common in Tier 1 and Tier 2

species. They are wasteful, hateful, and terrible. Absolutely foolish courses of action, every one.

>>561097515

Why that star in particular?

>>561097496

Our biological chemistry is different. We are carbon based, but our DNA equivalent operates on a

different principle. We have proteins and enzymes that work in similar fashions to your own.

>>561097685Rasputin. That was an impressive man.

And Kennedy. He worked with us to prevent nuclear war and saved your planet.

>>561097716

A survivor of Roswell currently works for the U.S. government. He is one of us.

>>561098029

No form of art is unique to humans. We have a form of art that is a manipulation of magnetic

waves, although without the right equipment and organic optic structures, it's difficult to perceive it.

>>561098090

Yes, that includes Venus.

>>561098343

I do not know. Most likely a human with below-average empathy.

>>561098476

We helped with the alignment, but we did not actually do the block moving.

>>561098493

Compromises the security of our operation. Sorry.

Anonymous(ID: Pkba5xck ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:29:05 No.561101861 >>561105673

I would like to be a little more polite than the other anons. Can you please take a picture of

something, anything? I really, really want you to be real. If you can't, can you tell us why?

Anonymous(ID: CkGzY/9J ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:29:13 No.561101869 >>561102240>>561105673

Are you going to get reborn after you die or have you reached "self-realization" to the point where

you can stay in the omnipotent oneness?

Also, you shojld visit human music festivals. Ozora is one. You'll find that there are humans that

have developed far beyond the average, and that there are other life forms actively interacting with

them, often at events like this. Not all, though, you won't find them at a kanye concert, obviously.

Anonymous(ID: lrI8GqPo ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:30:09 No.561101991

>>561100043


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If you are easily bested in single hand-to-hand combat by a human, it's easy to assume that you'd

more than likely be killed by most animals on our planet. Drawing from this, it's also easy to

conclude that you more than likely have some form of advanced weaponry, correct?

Anonymous(ID: NYiBdekX ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:30:20 No.561102013 >>561102994>>561105673

>>561100043

>Lifespan is, as far as we are aware, impossible to remove oneself from

not even with gene-therapies, or even nanoscale modifications of individual cells? By the waybiotech is progressing, it seems these things could be possible maybe within the next 100 years. It

certainly seems easier than attempting consciousness upload.

Also, are the reptilians still bound by the limits of general relativity? How much more sophisticated

is their quantum technology than ours?

Anonymous(ID: +qYFuOhd ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:30:35 No.561102042


I wish this was true

Anonymous(ID: fxSpysOI ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:30:59 No.561102090 >>561102871

File: Screenshot_2014-08-04-22-(...).jpg(121 KB, 914x614)

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: zoSSVSyi ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:31:39 No.561102148

>>561101747

ayy lmao, fucking bullshit btw


>>561101747

Aye you answered all of theirs but not mine?

Bokay, guess I'll figure out how to get an alien gf on my own.

Anonymous(ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:31:58 No.561102176 >>561102394>>561102410

>>561097084

>>561097084

>>561097084

ANSWER THIS

Anonymous(ID: y2AR2P3N ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:32:34 No.561102230

Will you take me with you?

Anonymous(ID: hzPOXmle ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:32:41 No.561102240 >>561105673

>>561101869

How about...Summer Slaughter? I'd like to see how well an alien would fare at a metal show. Can


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Oloroians last long in a mosh pit filled with mostly 18-30 year old humans?


These threads are why I keep coming back to /b/. Even though it's probably fake, it's just too much

fun to speculate about.


Since new member of your species are born through being grown, I imagine this means you have

no genetalia. How do you dispose of urine?

Also, thank you for taking the time out of your schedule to answer our questions.

Anonymous(ID: RIvoNW/S ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:33:25 No.561102331

>>561101747

Does it really matter anyway? Who cares if you post a picture. This is anonymous. Even if this is

real what can they do to you. You obviously have the higher hand anyway. Your technology is way

better then ours.

Anonymous(ID: y4nOrWV+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:33:57 No.561102384 >>561103476>>561105673

>>561101747

What do you know/think of Nikola Tesla and Edwin Grey?

Anonymous(ID: RUUbuL+z ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:33:58 No.561102385

>>561088484 (OP)

ayy lmao


>>561102176

It did

Anonymous(ID: N2A8DsvS ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:34:14 No.561102410

>>561102176

He already did

Anonymous(ID: 7jjzuE+d ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:34:23 No.561102429

File: beldar.jpg(9 KB, 225x255)

>>561088484 (OP)

I read this in Dan Aykroyd's voice..

Anonymous(ID: awOa13Mh ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:34:59 No.561102496 >>561105673

File: maxresdefault.jpg(40 KB, 1280x720)

>>561101747

1.)so you know about kennedy??

Who murdered him and why??


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Anonymous(ID: cnaOSM4L ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:35:13 No.561102509

>>561088484 (OP)

ay lmao

Anonymous(ID: SZiSCgdn ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:36:45 No.561102669

ayy lmao


>>561098645

bumping my questions


>>561101747>Why that star in particular?

It is suggested threw ancient star maps that this sun like star had some significance to ancient

cultures

Anonymous(ID: j6G4QY+u ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:38:47 No.561102864

What is dark matter exactly? Also how could we build a portable power source that would generate

enough energy to lift a person through plasma based thrusters, or maybe a different system that

requires lower energy.


>>561102090

i died


>>561103913>>561104281>>561104331>>561104561>>561105303

>>561098540

We operate closely with many world governments. Also, accessing your internet from off-world is

really easy.

>>561098645

It is possible.

We do have body art.

Social media and cell phones are symptoms of the technological symbiosis. They are just steps

along the path to full consciousness upload, if that is the route your species wishes to take.

>>561098915

No. The paranormal and the supernatural are creations of faulty human perception and inability to

explain specific circumstances.

>>561098975

We have not had a war in over a thousand generations. Our ships are sufficiently advanced that noknown Tier 2 species is a threat, and no Tier 3 species has the desire or inclination to wage war.

I personally have not experimented with human drugs. There have been instances of Oloroi taking

psilocybin and dimethyltriptamine. They are mild and enjoyable entheogens.


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>>561099272

Home planet is synonymous with birth planet.

Our planet was destroyed by a rogue asteroid. At that point, we we're still Tier 2, but had spread

out to dozens of systems. A majority of our species was off-planet at the time, but it created an

enormous spiritual and socio-cultural hole that lasted for thousands of years.

>>561099430

If we knew who it was, we would probably try and protect him from any threats. However, it'simpossible to completely protect someone, and our tasks difficulty is compounded when you

consider that the nature of our relationship with your government/planet makes widespread genetic

cataloguing and preservation difficult.

>>561099414

Technically it IS a simulation; your entire existence is created as a perception in your brain.

>>561099468

Not much different, honestly. Most species have a competitive nature, a hierarchical and tribalistic

mindset that encourages the creation of boundaries (manifests as property rights, political borders,

cultural behaviors, etc.) and fractioning (you see yourselves as separate races, not as a whole).

Anonymous(ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:40:02 No.561102994 >>561103815

>>561102013

biotec can only go so far by its self and a "consciousness upload" would not be that hard if you had

an organic compiter modified to read the dna of your species so in our case it would have a dubble

helix for a operating system insted of the 1001101010 of binary it would probally look somthing like

ATATTCGAGCTA

Anonymous(ID: MMsyr5md ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:41:24 No.561103158 >>561105673

Have you traveled to other galaxies? Which is your favorite? Can you describe a sunrise there?

Anonymous(ID: UsMO2vEK ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:41:31 No.561103176

Ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: jGttFUEl ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:41:56 No.561103236 >>561105673

Do you know what to do when this thrrad 404s?

Anonymous(ID: Y7xu/4aa ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:42:01 No.561103245

>>561093250Why does that reptilian bit sound very Klingon?

Anonymous(ID: Zy8Yw618 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:43:44 No.561103447 >>561105673

when will the government tell us about you guys then? what's the harm in knowing?

Anonymous(ID: y4nOrWV+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:43:56 No.561103476

>>561102980

answer pls

>>561102384


>>561102980


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Bae y you do this

)':

Anonymous(ID: renD+6Yq ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:45:03 No.561103602 >>561103961>>561105673

>>561088484 (OP)

>Homo Sapien

Species is spelt with a lowercase you alien pleb. Lrn to nomenclature.

>ayy lmao


>>561100043

You stated the Reptilians' planet is 60 light years and that they have an Earth base that farms

human resources. Does this not conflict with your prior statements that they are a Tier 2 species,

not yet capable of trans-dimensional technology and the fact you can not go faster than light

without it? Or do they actually send those resources on a 60+ year trip to their solar system every

time?

Anonymous(ID: /RUXsY4G ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:45:27 No.561103649 >>561105673

>>561088484 (OP)

How does one become more in tune with the universal consciousness?

Anonymous(ID: Q74W3lEI ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:45:32 No.561103661 >>561106894

>>561097050

is the universe conscious , is the universe aware ?

Anonymous(ID: 8sMXe8Sk ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:45:56 No.561103701 >>561106894

>>561102980

what do you think of racism?

is your kind racist-hateful against other living beings? If so, why? historical conflicts, different ideas

etc

Anonymous(ID: pQkv+pxp ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:46:08 No.561103729

Ayyyy Lmao

Anonymous(ID: z907X0O5 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:46:22 No.561103758 >>561106894

>>561100043

Is our species existence directly due to yours? Due to our similar physical traits, at least compared

to all possibilities, I thought you might have had a hand in our creation? Perhaps our primates just

needed an extra boost to make the jump to humans?


>>561102994

Consciousness itself is not encoded in DNA. In the sense you are describing, all living organisms

are biological computers.

Anonymous(ID: pSu+TAz1 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:47:01 No.561103846

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ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: jsXuHV8Z ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:47:35 No.561103913 >>561104029>>561106894

>>561102980What is the best piece of technology, art, philosophy, etc... that mankind has produced that has

been picked up by alien cultures?

Anonymous(ID: AJQ5j2sA ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:00 No.561103952

>>561088484 (OP)

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: renD+6Yq ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:04 No.561103961

>>561103602replying so attention can come to my reply. I want this uneducated alien to reply.

Anonymous(ID: mRfGmkCQ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:05 No.561103962

File: cropped.png(323 KB, 1010x1210)

do you know anything about the Arecibo message that was sent out into space,

and got this picture back as a crop circle.

The one on the left is the message we sent into space, the one on the right is the

one that was received as a crop circle.

Anonymous(ID: lqKQOtQJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:35 No.561104029 >>561106894

>>561103913

this and what is your most advanced technology?

Anonymous(ID: EuYBbgjd ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:57 No.561104067 >>561106894

Are you aware of the ebola virus that is taking place right now and if so is it caused by our

government?

Anonymous(ID: Eq8hy5qL ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:57 No.561104068

>>561088484 (OP)

congratulations at being allowed to study us. i have only one bit of advice. be quick because this

population is about to go extinct within the next decade. enjoy!

Anonymous(ID: EmavjLYT ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:49:07 No.561104087

ayy lmao

Anonymous(ID: 70JnUa6o ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:49:10 No.561104093 >>561104265

Could you abduct me? I've got a few mental disorders you could take a look at.

You should just let me stay there too.


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Anonymous(ID: zsLZQHyY ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:49:36 No.561104149

I figured you won't give us a material proof, because as long as we don't have it, we cannot be

100% sure that what you're saying is true. There will probably be one among us that would go

apeshit and head towards the nearest goverment building or whatevs and attract some attention on

the whole situation. Still a cool thread tho.


>>561105314>>561105880

>>561099468

To continue this, some species do not evolve a competitive gene per se, but instead are more

acclimated for community-oriented behavior and modes of thinking. This is prevalent in

hive-species.

>>561099578

There is no objective morality. But there are aspects of the universe that, when observed and

respected, produce a "tough-love" sort of morality.

>>561100079

I have been working in the system for a while. I just happened to end up working on this planet.There were literally more than three hundred other worlds I could have been assigned to.

We wear clothes, yes. They are more form fitting and comfortable than your fabrics.

You can learn Kling-on, but I don't think it has much practical purpose.

>>561100314

Panspermia is a theory on the origin of life on a particular planet, not the origin of the life itself.

And we let the planet governance have final say because we respect the sovereignty and

autonomy of sentient peoples.

>>561100554

We have reached a technological plateau, yes. It has been this way for nearly 30,000 local years.

>>561100565

We find beauty in forms of nature, like a waterfall, or a beach, or a sunset, or a mountain, just like

you do. However, our psychosexual tastes are very different, as you are a hormone-infused animal-

minded creature, and I'm more synthetic than anything.

>>561101383

There are inter-dimensional beings. There is *some* truth to that, but they do not "come back" in

the form of ghosts.

>>561101393

Humans are much larger and much more physically powerful than we are.

>>561101412

>>561100640

I'm not perfect. I make mistakes too. English is my 745th language, cut me some slack. :)

>>561101456

Nothing out of the ordinary happened on 12/21/2012.

I do not understand the other questions.

>>561101529

I have answered this. I cannot "take a selfie" because it will compromise our operation and violates

several treaties we have with your governments.

>>561101549

Resources or ideology.


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Anonymous(ID: dlHll4hV ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:50:38 No.561104265

>>561104093

This, maybe help me find out why I feel so lethargic and unmotivated all the time. Psychological or

physiological, I'd like to know.

Anonymous(ID: PwOz8gxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:50:45 No.561104281 >>561104665>>561105512>>561106341

>>561102980>>>561099430

>If we knew who it was, we would probably try and protect him from any threats. However, it's

impossible to completely protect someone, and our tasks difficulty is compounded when you

consider that the nature of our relationship with your government/planet makes widespread genetic

cataloguing and preservation difficult.

In relation to this topic, i would like to note that i myself may contain a rare gene inherited from my

father that, as i am told, helps me think. I do often find myself thinking how can everyone around

me be so stupid, though i know that has more to do with our poor environment. So I would consent

to you taking a DNA sample and undergo testing if that is what y

Documents

BroLien from /B/ thread