Brak and Ozz Hit Critters 28.01.06 - 31kb

7/27/2019 Brak and Ozz Hit Critters 28.01.06 - 31kb

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8Liliquana has left the conversation.Ozz_Ugarte takes a slug of hooch down his tusked throat.Ozz_Ugarte : Brak? You shot anyone today?

8Liliquana has joined the conversation.

8Liliquana is away.__?: wb))Liliquana : ty))Mandalorian_Brak: polishes his leftMandalorian_Brak polishes his left Westar 34 pistol "do

womp rats count?"Liliquana : repost please eisen))Mandalorian_Brak: [oh man that looked wrong]Ozz_Ugarte : Not if ya don't get paid.Ozz_Ugarte : lol)Mandalorian_Brak: it had a credit in its mouth that only got

half meltedOzz_Ugarte :That's more than I made all week.Ozz_Ugarte : At this rate I'm gonna have to get a part timejob.

Mandalorian_Brak: What about extermination? get paid forshooting rodents and bugs

Ozz_Ugarte :Tempting, very tempting.Liliquana : is eisen on brb))

Ozz_Ugarte :Think they'll let me use grenades?Mandalorian_Brak: I don't they ask what methods you use

as long as the job gets done, last month, I paid someone toget rid of roaches, I didn't ask how

Ozz_Ugarte : Worth a shot. Want a snort?Ozz_Ugarte offers the bottle to Brak.Mandalorian_Brak "er..thanks, maybe later" he was always

unsure of Ozz's hygieneOzz_Ugarte : Eh, more for me.

Mandalorian_Brak: If you after some more creds, there is ajob I've got, involves catsOzz_Ugarte : Killing them?Ozz_Ugarte : I ain't going to walk 'em.Mandalorian_Brak: if you do try to walk them, they might

use their implants, vibrobladed claws and talons, escapedfrom some science geek's ship


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Host t kicked Eisenhorn out of the chat room:later eisen, they dun need to know our lil secret

Ozz_Ugarte : Ohhh, Big kitties.8Eisenhorn has joined the conversation.

Liliquana : wb))8Eisenhorn is away.8Eisenhorn is away.8Eisenhorn is away.

Eisenhorn : ty)) t : wb)

Mandalorian_Brak: wb]Ozz_Ugarte : Sure, let's go huntin'!Mandalorian_Brak: ok but I gotta warn you, these kitties

are fast..

Mandalorian_Brak: and they can dodge most sniper fire Eisenhorn : who's hunting kitties.....?))

Liliquana I have no idea whose post it was...all I know iswe were smooching))

Eisenhorn continues with the smoochingness, then!Ozz_Ugarte : OK, how about a Merr-Sonn underslung rotary

blaster carbine?Ozz_Ugarte : I been meaning to try it out. You can take theT-21.

Mandalorian_Brak: aren't those kinda noisy?.. or are youthinking thats the trick?

Ozz_Ugarte : Oh, we're sniping? Hmmm.__? had since found his way back to his suite at

Slabba's the Hutt's gargantuan palace on Tatooine. Hewas knelt down, on a single knee. His head bowed as he'meditated'. His 'Master' back home, had encouragedmeditation. But here Tesdra found that it only >>

__? served as a conduit to this..almost primal

focus that had come over him...


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Ozz_Ugarte : How about a louder grenade?Liliquana breaks the kiss. "Ok I'm convincd"Mandalorian_Brak: Loud as you can make themOzz_Ugarte : I can load my own? Yeah!

Mandalorian_Brak: can you mix sonic charges with normalgrenades? make them louder?Ozz_Ugarte : Sure.Ozz_Ugarte goes over to the short and scary toolbench.Ozz_Ugarte crams detonite into some shells and applies

the primer and wiring.Ozz_Ugarte :You want extra light?Mandalorian_Brak: nah, I've got NVG in my helmet

__?: Night Room))8__? has left the conversation.

Liliquana drags Eisen off to bed irp since I suspect he isalready asleep irl))

Ozz_Ugarte : Right, right.Liliquana : night darlings))Ozz_Ugarte :You'll have to watch that, grenades are never

dark. Unless we go sonic.Ozz_Ugarte : Night)Ozz_Ugarte : Sonic would make 'em prick up their ears.Liliquana if Eisen wakes up tell him I'm on top))

Mandalorian_Brak: i can turn the visor off if they get toobright8Liliquana has left the conversation.

Ozz_Ugarte : I'll take the sonics too. Ya can't have toomany grenades.

Mandalorian_Brak: or mynock wings.. anything else weneed?

Ozz_Ugarte : Wristvacs, med kits, rabies shots.Ozz_Ugarte : Oh, and sandwiches. Gotta have sandwiches

on a safari.Mandalorian_Brak: oh, I just realised that the place where

anakin gets operated on, the lights under it, form theimperial symbol]]

Mandalorian_Brak: an urban safari?Ozz_Ugarte : Good noticing! Lucas thanks you for taking

the time to geek.)


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Ozz_Ugarte : Best kind.Ozz_Ugarte : We taking the new speeder for this?Mandalorian_Brak gets his E-11/S rifle and slips on his

helmet "damn straight"

Ozz_Ugarte tosses guns and grenades into a suitcase withwheels - he can't lift that much.8hv has joined the conversation.

Ozz_Ugarte : shiv)hv : hi))Mandalorian_Brak: shivna]Mandalorian_Brak picks up his jet pack and carries it with

him, in case he might need it "where did you part thatthing again?"

Ozz_Ugarte : Um...it's around here somewhere. It's the

nicest ride for parsecs in any direction. Can't miss it.Mandalorian_Brak: Is it the nicest ride after you were

through with it?Ozz_Ugarte : Well, I did have to take a whizz in the

backseat...of COURSE it's still a nice ride.Mandalorian_Brak: Ozz... dude...Ozz_Ugarte : I didn't whizz in the car, Brak.hv is laying down on her large comfy bed, getting a

backrub from one of her servants, her mind was on other

things thoughOzz_Ugarte shakes his head.Mandalorian_Brak: Had me worried..Ozz_Ugarte loads guns into the passenger side, "Jeez, you

think I can't hold it till I get to the trunk?"Mandalorian_Brak heads out of Ozz's apartment and stops

before opening the trunk "I think I'll put this in the sidecompartment"

Mandalorian_Brak: Are you drunk?Ozz_Ugarte : Nah. Just lightly buzzed. Not like I'm driving.That wouldn't be safe...I'll be lobbing the grenades.

Mandalorian_Brak puts his jetpack in the sidecompartment "don't you have a rule book where it says"you can never have too many grenades?"

Ozz_Ugarte :Yeah, I have the rulebook and I'm thinkingabout getting the tattoo.


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hv closed her eyes again, her head tilted to the sideand rested on her arms, her whole apartment was filledwith people, but she seemed off in another world

Mandalorian_Brak: maybe they have like Gaian kanji

symbols that say grenade?Ozz_Ugarte :Yeah. I could put it on my foreheadbackwards.

Mandalorian_Brak ~ Andre stands above Shivna, glisteningsweat adorns his black muscular form as he so caringlyrubs Shivna's back with special oils

Mandalorian_Brak gets into the driver side "a backwardsexplosion? wouldn't that be implosion?"

Ozz_Ugarte : Hey. No complex questions before we gowhack people...and things.

hv : Hey Andre.....Why'd want this job?Mandalorian_Brak: no people, just cats.. might be sentientMandalorian_Brak starts the engineOzz_Ugarte : We can fix that.Mandalorian_Brak: ~ Andre : body like yours and you need

to ask? look in the mirror sometime, I feel like I'm polishinga work of art

hv blushed slightly and plopped her head back ontoher arms "So if I suddenly lost my good looks...you'd still

wanna work for me?"Mandalorian_Brak brings the speeder out of its parkingspot and cruises along, keeping an eye out for anythingfeline that rips things apart, like dogs

Ozz_Ugarte mounts a weapon carefully.Mandalorian_Brak: ~ Andre : Sure, once beautiful, always

beautiful, my and my eyes have seen the queen of yourlooks and the memory is engraved now, ya mon

Mandalorian_Brak sees stuff being thrown out of adumpster "check there"

Ozz_Ugarte : What, you want me to go knock?Mandalorian_Brak: with a grenadehv : lol does andre have a jamaican accent?))Mandalorian_Brak: ya mon]]Ozz_Ugarte "Five...any intelligent creatures may want to

exit the dumpster...2...1..." He lobs nicely into the


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dumpster, the grenade tumbling lazily, nearlyaerobatically throught the air before arcing into themetal dumpster.

hv : lmao why am i imagining the kid from How Stella

Got Her Groove back))hv went to sit up, watched as a woman came in to setdown some food, she feelt her stomach grumble andwent to reach for a piece of fruit before laying back down

Mandalorian_Brak readies his rifle as he waits... when thedumpster goes off, parts of cathar cyborg flying out.. hesees others on the rooftops "not good..."

Mandalorian_Brak: ~ Andre : want I and I continue?Ozz_Ugarte the metal dumpster magnifies the sound of

the explosion; the explosion increases the size of the

dumpster, now not as rectangular. Ozz looks up. "Oh."Ozz_Ugarte : Maybe...maybe put it in reverse?hv : ow about you just sit with me and keep me

company for nowMandalorian_Brak "forget that, lets get some altitude!"

goes to activate the repulsor lift "you did fix the repulsor,right?"

Mandalorian_Brak ~ Andre sits down across from Shivna"thata be a good idea"

Ozz_Ugarte : I did, but I didn't test it....hv : if you're tired you can take a breakMandalorian_Brak tries the repulsor lift as the cat beasts

start to climb down the walls towards themOzz_Ugarte touches off the rotary carbine and perforates

two cathars.Mandalorian_Brak: ~ Andre : thats cool, I get paid by the

hour..Mandalorian_Brak brings the speeder upward as two more

cathar's lunge for the vehiclehv nods and stands, heading into the bathing room,yay for garden tubs, she started the water and inhaledthe steam

Ozz_Ugarte "Hey, watch the paint, fleabag!" hoses one offof the hood with another rotary blast.

Mandalorian_Brak backs the speeder against one of the


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beasts and squashes it against a wall "could that gun ofyours be any louder?"

Ozz_Ugarte : Sorry, this model doesn't come with a volumeknob.

Mandalorian_Brak: I thought moding weapons was yourthing?8wmr has joined the conversation.

Mandalorian_Brak: zwin]8wmr is away.

wmr : hey>>Mandalorian_Brak ~ Andre follows Shivna "anything you

want I do for you?"hv stands and looks to Andre "can you find that new

thing of bubble bath? it's in the cabinet by the door

somewhere"Mandalorian_Brak ~ Andre rummages through some oils,

soaps and other stuff and finds the bath bubble bottle"right here"

Ozz_Ugarte : Some things are too good to mod.hv grins and oes to take the bottle from andre, gives

him a quick kiss on the cheek "Thanks" moves back tothe tub and pours the right amount into the water and

puts the bottle back

hv : this guy on myspace is flirting with me....lol))Ozz_Ugarte : I am shocked and alarmed that people areusing the internet to flirt with people. Someone summonthe authorities!)

Ozz_Ugarte : )hv : lmao))hv : I think he just like the pic of me in the corset and

leather trinity style coat))Ozz_Ugarte :That would do it.)Mandalorian_Brak flies the speeder up above the buildings

and sets it down on another rooftop "hows your ammogoing?"

hv : see Brak i toldja that coat gives me power)) t : shiv... I want that coat!)

Ozz_Ugarte : We got ammo to burn. I'm not the kind of guyto bring a knife to a gunfight. I bring grenades.


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hv : No!!! Mine ....Kerrigan's trying to steal it from metoo))

Mandalorian_Brak ~ Andre grinned at the kiss and looks toShivna "you want I get a robe and towel for when you

get out of the bath?"hv : that would be great thanks t : can you get me one then?)

Ozz_Ugarte : Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!hv disrobes and slips into the tub, sinking under the

bubbles with a relaxed sighhv : if I find another one ...I'm trying to learn how to

make them, just haven't gotten to the skill level oflambskin yet))

Mandalorian_Brak "you're gonna need it" he says as he

gets out of the speeder.. more creatures, some ofdifferent breeds, reptilian and insectoid, he draws hisclaw shaped fist blades and holds them before him in across armed fashion "here they come"

hv : he went away ...my toy ran away!!!!! ))Ozz_Ugarte lobs two grenades on either side of a clot

of...things. "You meet the nicest people on rooftops atnight."

hv : ah there he is ))

Ozz_Ugarte : I hope we're not getting paid by the head - Idon't think we're going to find any heads.Mandalorian_Brak: ~ Andre : anything I and I can do for

you?Mandalorian_Brak lunges forth, taking claw attacks in his

armour while he hacks through critters quite violently"we could if you could aim for the bodies and not theheads"8Ozz_Ugarte has left the conversation.8Ozz_Ugarte has joined the conversation.

Ozz_Ugarte : grr.)Ozz_Ugarte : Brak, please save the rp for me?)Mandalorian_Brak: sure]

8arin_Summrs has joined the conversation.8arin_Summrs has left the conversation.

hv opened her eyes and shook her head no "no thanks


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Andre...have a break..time to yourself if you want"hv : darien!!!!!!!!))hv : damn))hv is nibbling on her chew toy))

Mandalorian_Brak lunges forth, taking claw attacks in hisarmour while he hacks through critters quite violently"we could if you could aim for the bodies and not theheads" [repost]8wmr has left the conversation.

Ozz_Ugarte fires his wristvac which tosses threesharpened razors out, two of them narrowly missing Brakon either side, "Better recalibrate that spread pattern..."

Ozz_Ugarte the razors kill one Cathar and wound twolizard-whatsits.

Ozz_Ugarte feels like he should know what they are, buthe's to busy killing things to worry about

xenoclassifications.8Elie has joined the conversation.8Elie is away.

Mandalorian_Brak: eli]Mandalorian_Brak ~ Andre "you got it," he sits down by

the bath, sipping a pina colada, his feet danglinh in thebath

hv : lol))Mandalorian_Brak spins around, gutting a few creaturesclose to him

hv : I swear I walked into a captain morgan's parrotbay commercial))

Elie : pina coladasa huh??))8Elie has left the conversation.

Ozz_Ugarte tosses off an above-normal sonic grenadewhich makes the Cathars momentarily freeze in theirtracks in shock.

Mandalorian_Brak moves in concert, throwing one of thecurved blades like a boomerang.. slitting frozen cats untilit returns to his hand

Mandalorian_Brak ~ some of the other creatures back offwhen they get a whiff of mynock wing in the air

Ozz_Ugarte : Nice move.


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Mandalorian_Brak: Saw it on a holo-movie about an Anzatihunter

Ozz_Ugarte : Man, I can't watch Anzati-movies. They giveme the creeps.

Ozz_Ugarte blasts an insectoid.Mandalorian_Brak slices a wing off another insectoidbefore the survivors scatter and run "not bad for anight's work"

hv : dude....Within Temptation rocks))Ozz_Ugarte : As long as we don't have to tie them all to

the bumper.Mandalorian_Brak: Speeder cam got it all, right?Ozz_Ugarte : I dunno. Did you turn the speeder cam on?Mandalorian_Brak: I thought you did!

Ozz_Ugarte : It's the driver's job! It's on YOUR side of theinstrument panel! Besides, I have short arms.

Ozz_Ugarte : Maybe we can just take some holos of theblood and fur-scape.

Mandalorian_Brak: wait, check to see if it had any storageleft, I turned it on when some teenagers were having sex inthe speeder parked in front of ours

Ozz_Ugarte : OK.Ozz_Ugarte goes to watch the teenagers on the small

monitor.Mandalorian_Brak: fastforward a bit..Ozz_Ugarte : Huh?Ozz_Ugarte : ...oh, right.Ozz_Ugarte does.Mandalorian_Brak: Did we get it?Ozz_Ugarte :Yeah. Looks good. The lighting could be

better, but check out your razor-thing in slo-mo!Mandalorian_Brak: Damn straight! Even timed it to go

while your explosions were going in the background

Ozz_Ugarte : We should send that in to that one BH magwe used to get - GIBS.

Mandalorian_Brak: GIBS?Ozz_Ugarte : Greater Interstellar Bounty - something, I

forget the last word.Mandalorian_Brak: I was thinking of sending the speeder


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porn to that holonet siteOzz_Ugarte : Oh yeah.Ozz_Ugarte : If we make enough money we may be able to

give up this cruel and sordid life of senseless killing. Of

course we'd have to keep on whacking people, old habitsdie hard.Mandalorian_Brak shakes the fist blades, letting their

alchemical design shrug the blood off them effortlessly,splattering a wall, before he sets the weapons in his belt

Mandalorian_Brak: I could always get a post in themandalorian army

Ozz_Ugarte : Not me, your 'T'-face helmet doesn't come inmy size.

Mandalorian_Brak:You could mod one

Ozz_Ugarte : Nah, 'The Littlest Mandalorian' sounds toomuch like a bad morning holocartoon.

Mandalorian_Brak: but don't we watch those holo'toonswhen we're wasted?

Ozz_Ugarte :Yeah, but I don't want to watch mySELF whenI'm wasted.

Mandalorian_Brak: so shoot out the cameras?Ozz_Ugarte : I ain't joining the Mandalorians. If I wanted to

follow orders I'd go back to prison.

hv : I'm out...laters))8hv has left the conversation.Ozz_Ugarte : Me too, Brak, can you send me the rp?)Mandalorian_Brak: sure]Ozz_Ugarte : Good night, you Assorted Persons.)Mandalorian_Brak: Suit yourself, lets get some wingsOzz_Ugarte : Wings...yeah. I'm starved. Nothing like

mayhem to build up an appetite...

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