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Another random RP - I wasn't sure who to bring in anddecided.. why the hell not? At first, it was a bit of astrain, as it usually is when characters are almost polaropposites, but then the droid character is almost

designed to be annoying. In the end, not a badconfrontation between maniacal droid and borderlineinsane musician.

t mumbles about a bloody droid)dum7 tip toes around the Terrace, sneaking toward thepowerbox....

t ran a hand over his stubbled jaw, and tried to workthe tension out his jaw, and his shoulders by rollingthem, and moved towards the terrace to get a drink, and

relax himself a little maybe, or get drunk tryingdum7 lurks towards his goal, using all the skill he can

muster being a Cyrillian repair droid.. and stops beforethe powerbox

t looked to the droid and wondered if it was going toblow itself up, then the barely 5'6 singer shrugged,turned to the bar, sliding his shades on to hide the irate,murderous gleam in them, and he ordered a drink

dum7 crouches before the powerbox, studying it as if it

were some ancient artifact at the center of a trappedfilled tomb, he rubs his face, Indiana Jones style andslowly opens the panel.. and turns the lights off!

t wow... it went dark, but Boto was so cool, he couldwea shades at night... so he did and drank his drink..letting ron kick the droids arse

dum7 scuttles from Ron as his single photo-receptor eyesearch light switches on, making him a moving spot light

t "ooh fer fecks..." he muttered... no wonder he reallydidn't like droids... painful little sods, he was half

tempted to just shoot it...dum7 goes about repairing the coffee machine, able to

see with his inbuilt torch and looks to Boto "oh forwhats?"

t "fecks" he muttered "fecks, like feth er anyting alongthem lines... " he then took a long sip of his drink

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dum7 : whats fethed?t he rolled his eyes, he was usually a patient man...

but today... nope "fethed, fecked, 't ken me go away an'lemme alone, 't ken mean how annoyin' an' also 't ken

mean shut yer yap... "t : mean^)t i want to get free for free)dum7 : lol]t : i love that add)dum7 tilts his head not understanding all of that "I thinkyou need to have your vocoder repaired"

t "i tink yer need tae have yer circuits fried" he saidsimply, and sipped his drink again

dum7 : Thats weird, frying my circuits could lead to my assassination

protocols being reinstatedt : go deactivate yeerself?dum7 : I don't have a self deactivation system, do you?

t simply raised an eyebrow at that, but didn't answer,this droid was really pissing him off...

dum7 : you look like you need a hugdum7 moves toward Boto with arms open, his search

light making him appear like a train at the end of atunnel

t dinna yer feckin try" he had soon stepped to the sidebefore Dum could hug him "er I'll rip yer circuit boardout"

dum7 : try or you'll rip my board out? okdum7 goes to try and hug him

t moved out the path of the hug again... "would yer doth' universe a favour an' go take a long walk off a short

pier?"dum7 : Taking a dive off a lakeside jetty is unlikely to affect the

universe in sufficient quantities to qualify as a universal favourt i dinnae 'bout tha'" he murmered and found his

ciggys, taking one out his top pocket "i tink ye'd be enuftae turn even a jedi master dark.."

dum7 : Is that a complex way of saying I could turn a dark jedimaster? Wow! I'd be most valuable to the jedi!

t : nay, i'm sayin, yer feckin annoyin enuf tae turn th'

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most steadfast Jedi Master tae th' dark sidedum7 : ooh, then I'd be a potent tool for the darkside,

MUAHAHAHA!dum7 : If thats so, how come I haven't turned anyone yet?

t yer on th' way tae.." he murmered, rememberingwhat he had been warned about his temper and theforce he was cursed with

dum7 : I once fought a jedi droid, I took my trusty soup ladle andused the ancient arts of the sith droids to combat his shoe-horntechniques

t dontcha ever jus' shut th' feck up?" he snappedsuddenly, before taking a long draw from his ciggy, andtried to settle himself some

dum7 : I don't know what a feth is, so I lack the progamming to

enclose them upt :prented yer dumb... tha' nay a word can escape yer

head.. be silentdum7 : I can't be silent, my servo motors need lubrication

t took a long draw of his ciggy, trying his hardest not tojust lose it "stop talkin...." he said through grit teeth

dum7 shrugs and goes back to work on the coffeemachine, taking all the light of the terrace with him,during his repairs, he accidently sets off a spray valve

that sends a stream of steam at Botot swore loudly as he was caught some by the steam,and he jumped out its path, running his tounge over histeeth. "jus' settle Paul" he muttered to himself

dum7 who's paul?" he asks aloudt me..." he said simplydum7 : You talk to yourself? You must be insane! thats why you talk

like a meatbag with a faulty vocoder and wears glare resistance eyewearin the dark and why you inbibe moderate levels of heart disease andcancer causing toxin! hahaha, stupid meatbags

t just sighed, there was nothing he could say to that....because he agreed to some point, especially at themoment.. he was going nuts....

dum7 : Your sigh indicates you acquice to my superior artificialintellect

t glnaced at dum, or well the light where he was, and

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just shook his head in disbelief "yer intelect aint superiro'f tis artificial, fer 't were given tae yer by a 'meatbag'"

t : superior^)dum7 : Ah not so! I was made in a Geonosian droid foundry, that is

operated totally by other droids, so I had no direct meatbag involvementin my construction.t : esentially all yer droids had some kinda human

involvment, fer th' first droid had tae be made by ahuman...

dum7 : Are you sure? In droid temple school, we are taught that thefirst organics were actually made by Droids who travelled back in timeusing a technology that doesn't exist yet

dum7 : In the distant future, all organics will cease to be and themechanical will survive alone, but to preserve the timeline, droids went

back in time in a pre-determined paradoxt "'elp me father time" he muttered to himself and

rubbed his forehead with his free hand...dum7 : So really, if we were made by you, its because we first

synthesised the first nucleotide strain..whaaat? I'm entitled to mybeliefes

t : i nay discussin religion an' theology wit a feckindroid...

dum7 : Admit it, deep down inside, you see a chance that I might be

right. Part of you believes..t : i nay tink so overgrown scrap heap... i have me ownbeliefs... an' i rather stick tae em...

dum7 : meh, I was just $%^&ing with you anywayt shrugged, and drained his glass, ordering another

drinkdum7 whispers "or am I....muahahahahahaha"

t rolled his eyes, and sipped at his new drinkdum7 finishes the repairs to the coffee machine and goes

back to the powerbox, turning the lights back on "enjoyyour toxin and liquid poison meatbag" and wanders off

t heard the droid leave, and din't even look its way asit left "bout bloody time..Ron yer need tae employhumans tae fix tings... droids are just annoyin"

Ron shrugs, the droid is cheaper