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Definition of Lucky: having YOU as a resident here in Unit Five!
Board of Directors of Unit Five
President Stuart Hoff 727-579-4060 [email protected]
1st V. Pres / Streets, Roads Tim Bara 727-244-2092 [email protected]
2nd V. Pres / Clubhouse, Pool Kevin Pilsbury 727-644-0021
Treasurer Patrick Breen 319-759-1090
Secretary Mike Chapman 813-843-7974
At-Large / Lawns
At-Large / Paint Ralph Bornstad 727-686-4224
Pinellas Park Community
Police Officer
Officer JAMES GATTI Badge #370
Cell: 727-244-1715 Desk: 727-369-5773
Forum Editor
Kelli Pilsbury 727-644-0023
[email protected] Deadline for each issue
is the 15th of each month
From the Board of Directors
Stuart Hoff
As mentioned at our February Board meeting, the Master Board had a meeting with our attorney to discuss an offer that has been made on the property that Mainlands jointly owns, that is in front of Tons of Tile. We have been looking for an alternative location for our Mainlands Management Office that would enable us to own the land and building. The current location has been rented for far too long, and we have spent well over $ 1 million with nothing to show for it. The attorney outlined what steps each Unit will need to take in order to facilitate the sale (and subsequent purchase). This will require resident approval, and we hope to have something for your review and action within the next 30 – 45 days. Neither the sales contract nor the specifics for resident voting have been nailed down yet, so there is limited information to share. As things crystallize, your Board will provide more detailed information. We thank you, as always, for your interest and support. For those of you who missed the meeting, the Board ap-proved the funds to refinish the swimming pool. The time frame for this extensive project has yet to be determined, but we will provide our residents with as much notice as possible. We will also try to arrange for pool sharing with other Mainlands Units during the pool closure. We have also approved hiring a consulting firm to provide a Reserve Study. This will provide a number of benefits to Unit Five: a current inventory of existing fixed assets in Unit Five, including an estimate of remaining useful life and replace-ment cost; an assessment of where our reserves are in relation to anticipated future capital requirements. Unit Five has been very fortunate in having previous Boards taking a financially prudent approach to this issue. It has enabled us to undertake a number of projects – shuffle-board revitalization, sodding of lawns, Burma Ditch improvement, etc. – without needing to consider special assessments to pay for these improvements. (continued next page)
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From the Board of Directors
continued from front page
With looming issues on sidewalks, the erosion on the lake between Units Five and Seven, Clubhouse updating and other projects, it is more imperative than other to insure our financial strength. I would encourage our residents to walk around Unit Five. The care and concern that our residents are showing for their environment – for the most part – is a very positive sight to see. It reinforces the positive aesthetic of Unit Five as well as helps maintain and elevate property values. A big thank you to all of the residents who remember to fill out and get approval for an Alteration Request, before pro-ceeding with any external work. Forms are available in the Clubhouse and the Management Office. If you are one of the few people not yet critical of the new stop sign placed at the corner of Mainlands Boulevard and 45th Street, you need to get a move on. At the February Board meeting, our Board approved the installation of a three-way stop sign set up at the corner of Mainlands and Mainlands by our Clubhouse. The next step in this process is to present it to the Master Board – probably at the March 3rd (tentative) meeting. If approved, it will replace (hopefully) the new stop sign at 45th. We are still looking for ways to enhance the safety of all Mainlands residents, both walking and driving (and biking, running and rollerblading, too). The curvature of the Boulevard, in conjunction with cars parked in driveways at the corner of inter-secting streets, can make turning onto Mainlands Boulevard an adventure worthy of a Disney World ride. For those of you who were unaware, we did have a pedes-trian struck by a car making a right turn from Mainlands heading towards Unit Six. This occurred this past October. Fortunately, Bruce is now able to walk the Boule-vard again.
Thank you for reading your Five’s Forum!
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DIAL DIRECTORIES Peggy Bartolotta
New Residents:
Quinn & Monalissa Young 9215 41st Way Quinn 727-692-4304 Monalissa 727-239-2153
Carol Buehrle 9165 40th St N 727-595-5495
Ezequiel DaSilva &Maria Battencourt 9215 42 Way N 978-835-3856
Karen Campbell 9025 41 St N 727-422-7854
Mary Katherine Crutchfield 9211 42nd Way N 727-599-5310
Claire Gardner & James Mullane 3910 Mainlands Blvd S 603-477-5591 Phone Number changes:
Pauline Carr 9239 40th Way N 859-396-2546 Please contact Peggy Bartolotta for any directory changes by calling 498-7951.
Why is a best friend like a
4-leaf clover?
They are hard to find and lucky to have !
BEAR CREATIONS Kathy Bortscheller
Bear Creations has been a successful venture taken on by Unit Five. We create dressed bears for Cancer patients at St. Anthony Hospital in St. Petersburg. We supply them with bears every month, all year long. We also will give cancer bears to anyone in Mainlands, friends, or rela-tives that need a bear. Just give me a call.
BEAR CREATIONS will meet on March 23rd, (4th Monday in March). We will be tracing patterns and stuffing bears.
Thank you to all the volunteers who make this project a success! Any ques-tions call me at 217-9217.
COMMUNITY CONCERNS Carol Knudsen
Get Well/Thinking of You cards sent to:
Sharon Beatty, Diane Paulin, and Judy Zebos
Sympathy cards were sent to:
Ron & Anne McNutt (sister), the family of Joe Sepic and Kathy Trioani (mother)
Please report all illness, surgeries, deaths, etc. to Carol at 727-202-7087.
May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face,
and rains fall soft upon your fields.
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PANCAKE BREAKFAST Larry Bassett
Our breakfast Saturday, Feb.15th, was non-stop cooking and serving. Unit Five’s volunteers worked
hard and served over 200 meals. As I stated last month, the “birds of snow” are here and obviously hungry for our pancakes.
Our next breakfast is scheduled for Sat-urday, March 21st. (Maybe we can have some green pancakes in honor of St. Patrick’s Day, you never know LOL).
Thanks to all who worked and enjoyed our efforts.
YOGA Kathy Bortscheller
There will be a Yoga class every Wednesday at the clubhouse from 2-3 pm. A mat and a blanket to roll up will be helpful for the exercising. We work on reducing stress levels, balance within our bodies, and slow movements. It really is a good workout, and not strenuous. A donation may be made, but there is no charge for the class.
Any questions call me at 217-9217.
SHUFFLEBOARD Pat Fabisiak
As of this writing we have four more games to play. Where did the time go? At the end of our season we will have a tour-nament at Pinellas Park Senior Center, scheduled for March 24 and 26. We play singles and doubles.
I truly appreciate all the help from our Unit Five Shuffleboard Team which makes my job easier. Special thanks to: Shirley and Wayne Wheeler, John Seward, James Fuentes, Mary Allmeyer, Mike Tehonica, Carol Zaborowski and JoAnn Fabrizio.
We will continue our practices on Mondays and Wednesdays at 10:00am until further notice.
May the luck of the Irish be with you all. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
When going to bed on Saturday, March 7th…..
Don’t forget to set your clocks ahead by one hour for Daylight Savings !
Each RESIDENT is encouraged to attend Social Club meetings and events.
Friday, March 6th at 7:00pm BYOB and a snack to share
Build your own team or just come join one Open to ALL Units and Friends
March 12th: Social Club Board Meeting
Tuesday, March 17th
Social Club Potluck at 6:00pm
Honoring New Residents Main dinner course provided
Please plan to attend and meet our new family members
Social Club Meeting at 7:00pm Nominations of Officers
Mar. 28th: Appreciation Luncheon
All residents in Unit Five are automatically members of the Unit Five Social Club. There are no annual dues or paperwork. All residents are invited to the monthly potluck dinner and meeting which is usually held the 3rd Tuesday of each month. All residents are also invited to participate in activities hosted by the Social Club. We try to make our events affordable and FUN!
Please join our FaceBook Page “Mainlands Unit 5 Social Club” to keep up-to-date
President Kelli Pilsbury 727-644-0023 Vice Pres. Kathy Kolb 727-424-4672 Treasurer Marie Bornstad 727-686-6664 Secretary Becky Hoff 847-778-7794 Board/Large Lori Chapman 813-843-7974
As our “Winter Neighbors” prepare to head back north, we invite them to our . . .
$12.00pp, BYOB - Limit 100 tickets Doors at 5:00pm, dinner served at 5:15 Music and Dancing from 6:00 to 9:00
SOLD OUT - wailing list only
Please Note: Our events usually sell out! Get your tickets early. Refunds can be issued up to the week prior to the event only.
Monday, Mar. 30th 5:30 to 7:00pm
BYOB & an Appetizer to share
April dates may change due to
Clubhouse PAINTING
April 3 Trivia Night April 9 Social Club Board Meeting TBA* Social Club Potluck at 6:00pm
Social Club Meeting at 7:00pm with Social Club Board Elections
April 27 Happy Hour *date to be announced
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MEN’S CLUB Mitchell Frommer
Join us at our meeting Tuesday, Mar. 3rd with Officer James Gatti. Looking ahead, our old friend Dick Crippen of the Tampa Bay Rays will be talking sports on April 7.
If you plan on attending please sign up so we know how much food to get. If you sign up and are not going to go to the meeting please contact Mitchell or Stew.
Join us each Monday
morning at 9:00am for
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breakfast goody!
WOMEN’S CLUB Leeanne Penick
On February 14, Valentine’s Day, the Unit Five Women’s Club were educated about the benefits of the cannabis and hemp plant to promote healthy liv-ing. Collette Florida, our speaker, talked to us about her vision “that everyone will have access to quality hemp infused products for the active adult and senior population”. We appreciate her candid comments on this controversial sub-ject. As usual “the lunch ladies” pre-pared for us an excellent lunch of chicken enchiladas, tossed salad, and brownies (no marijuana in the brownies).
Next month on Friday, March 13, the Club will be educated by a speaker from Memorial Gardens. The subject will be “Making preparations for the passing of a loved one.” They promised the in-formation would be enlightening, and not depressing. Besides, this is information all of us should know. Olive Garden will cater our lunch. See you soon!
PLATINUM BABES Judy Pustizzi
On Wednesday, March 18, 2020 our ladies will be enjoying lunch at Lanna Thai at 4871 Park Street N, St. Pete, at 11:30. Please join us for fellowship & hopefully good food. We try to get together every 3rd Wednesday, but holidays and restau-rant schedules may cause some date changes. Sign up sheets are on the bulle-tin board. Contact Co-Chairs: Priscilla Skalka 727 803 6728, or Judy Pustizzi 727 914 6288, for additional information or ride needs. Please sign up early.
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Unit Five Activities and Contacts
UPDATES?…please email any changes to me at [email protected]
BEAR CREATIONS - Sept – April Kathy Bortscheller: 217-9217
4th Monday each month at 12:30pm
BLOCK CAPTAINS - (newsletter/notice delivery) Shelba Santelli: 217-0277
BOARD OF DIRECTORS - monthly Stuart Hoff: 579-4060
2nd Tuesday (usually) each month at 7:00pm
BRIDGE - Every Thursday at 12noon Bridget Kindel: 577-1463
COFFEE CONNECTION – Every Monday at 9:00am Marie Edelmann: 458-1534
1st Monday only during summer months
COMMUNITY CONCERNS - sending of cards Carol Knudsen: 202-7087
DIRECTORY LISTINGS - (call with changes) Peggy Bartolotta: 498-7951
DOMINOES - Every Monday at 1:00pm Barbara Hersh: 727-273-6477
EXERCISE – Oct– May (summer varies) Billie Mauk: 576-6390 Every Tuesday & Thursday at 9:00am
FIVES FORUM – Monthly Newsletter Sept-June Kelli Pilsbury: 644-0023
Deadline the 20th of each month
GOLF – 9 HOLE and 18 HOLE Stuart Hoff: 579-4060
9 Hole - Every Tuesday 10:00am
9/18 Hole Sept - April: Every Thursday 12:00pm (each subjected to be modified with weather)
HAPPY HOUR - Last Monday of month at 5:30pm Social Club
MEDICAL SUPPLIES Tom Brown: 578-0969
MEN’S CLUB Meeting w/Dinner- Sept – May Stew Medjuck: 580-3141 1st Tuesday each month at 6:00pm
MEN’S POKER - Thursdays at 5:30pm Ralph Bornstad: 686-4224
PANCAKE BREAKFAST– Sept – April Larry Bassett: 821-9299
3rd Saturday each month from 8:00-10:00am
Set-up is the Friday before at 9:30am (unless in conflict with Women’s Club)
PRIVATE PARTIES - year round as booked Social Club
SECURITY – year round Stuart Hoff , Kevin Pilsbury
SHUFFLEBOARD – Nov. thru March Judy Watts: 954-6875
Every Monday and Wednesday: Practice at 10:00am
Every Thursday: League Play, here or away 10:00am
SOCIAL CLUB - 3rd Tuesday each month Kelli Pilsbury: 644-0023
Potluck Dinner at 6:00pm, Meeting at 7:00pm
WATER ZUMBA – varies, warmer months Kathy Bara: 896-9077
Thursday evenings 6:00pm, Saturday mornings 9:30am, call for updates
WOMEN’S CLUB - Meeting w/lunch - Sept – May Leeanne Penick: 592-1717
2nd Friday each month at 11:45am
YOGA - year round (check during summer months) Kathy Bortscheller: 217-9217
Every Wednesday at 2:00pm
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SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY
1 Movie 6 pm
5 Line Dancing 10am 5 Shuffleboard 10am 3 Chair Volleyball 10am 1 Arts & Crafts 11am 1 Mahjong 1 pm 3 Double Pinochle 1pm 6 Arts & Crafts 1pm 3 Shuffleboard 1 pm 4 Shuffleboard 3 pm 2 Bingo 5:45pm 1 Game Night 6 pm 1 Poker 6 pm 3 Card Social 6 pm
5 Exercise 9 am 3 Water Aerobics 9:30am 5 Shuffleboard 10am 6 Quilting 10-2 pm 2 Bible Study 10am 3 Dominos 12 pm 5 Golf 12:30pm 1 Chair Volleyball 1pm 2 Bowling 1 pm 7 Shuffleboard 6:30pm 3 Bingo 6 pm 6 Aqua Zumba 6 pm 4 Darts 7 pm 1 Zuma 7 pm
3 Exercise 9am 4 Art Club 10am 5 Shuffleboard 10am 3 Bible Study 11am 1 Arts & Crafts 11-3pm 4 Dominos 12:30pm 1 Dominoes 1 pm 3 Bowling 1 pm 4 Yarn Craft 1 pm 5 Yoga 2 pm 2 Chair Volleyball 3pm 4 Shuffleboard 3 pm 1 Pinochle 5:45 pm 4 Bridge 6 pm
2 TX Hold-em 6:30pm
5 Shuffleboard 10am 5 Exercise 9 am 6 Line Dancing 9 am 3 Water Aerobics 10 am 3 Bible Study 10:15am 5 Golf 12 pm 5 Bridge 12 pm 6 Mahjong 1 pm 3 Shuffleboard 1 pm 7 Chair Volleyball 2pm 3 Char Volleyball 3 pm 2 Pinochle 5:45pm 1 Bingo 6pm
3 Exercise 9 am 1 Chair Volleyball 1pm 3 Pinochle 6 pm
6 Aqua Zumba 9:30am
(T) = CALL THE UNIT # SHOWN BELOW FOR ACTIVITY & TICKET INFO! Check below for Daily Activites in each Unit
Unit 1 289-9631 217-0967
Unit 2 577-7996
Unit 3 556-2554
Unit 4 803-6055
Unit 5 644-0023
Unit 6 330-590-0713
Unit 7 403-3568
SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY
* Municipal Elections Are On March 17 *
1 1 Movie 6pm “The Kitchen”
2 5 Dominoes 1pm 6 Arts & Crafts 1pm
3 1 Travel Club
11am
4 Euchre 6pm
4 3 Zumba 7pm
5 3 Karaoke 6pm
6 3 Garage Sale 8am-2pm 1 Duplicate Bridge 6pm 4 Karaoke 6pm 5 Trivia 7pm
7 2 Pancake Breakfast 8am 3 Garage Sale 8am-2pm 4 Card Party 11am (T) 1 Chicken Parmesan Dinner with Ryan Mosley-singer 5pm (T)
8 4 Chicken Din-ner 5pm (T) 1 Movie 6pm
“Harriet” 3 Movie 6pm Daylight Saving Time Starts
9 5 Dominoes 1pm 4 Bunco 7pm
10 4 Euchre 6pm 2 Girls Night Out 7pm
12 6 Zumba 7pm
12 5 Euchre
6:30pm
13 2 Lola’s Bunco 5:30pm
14 4 Breakfast 8am 2 St. Patrick’s Day Dinner 5pm (T)
15 1 Movie 6pm
“Playing with Fire”
2 Ice Cream Social 1pm (T)
16 5 Dominoes 1pm 6 Arts & Crafts 1pm 1 Biloxi Trip 3/16-3/19 (T)
17 Municipal Elections
6 St. Patrick’s Day Dinner 5pm (T)
18 5 Zumba 7pm
19 3 Spotlight Dancers 7pm (T)
20 1 Veterinary Mobile 9am-12pm 1 Duplicate Bridge 6pm
21 5 Pancake Breakfast 8am 2 Super Bingo 10am (T) 1 Trash ‘n Treasures and Bake Sale 8am-noon 4 St. Patrick’s Dinner/Dance 6pm (T) 3 Irish Pub Night/Dance with Terry Co-nolly 7:30pm (T)
22 1 Movie 6pm “Black & Blue”
3 Movie 6pm 5 Dinner/Dance with Flashback band 5pm (T)
23 2 Craft Class noon 5 Bear Creations 12:30pm
24 4 Euchre 6pm 1 Zumba 7pm
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26 5 Euchre 6:30pm
27 4 Trivia 7pm
28 3 French Toast Breakfast 8am 4 Art Show 1-4pm 6 Pizza Party (T) $5
29 6 Pancake Break-fast 8am
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