Better Call Saul Subtitle - Alpine

8/19/2019 Better Call Saul Subtitle - Alpine

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100:01:03,561 --> 00:01:06,061[Knocking on door]

200:01:09,767 --> 00:01:11,683[Grunts lightly]

300:01:14,236 --> 00:01:17,537Officer: Albuquerque police. Hello.

400:01:19,658 --> 00:01:22,408[Knocking continues]

500:01:30,055 --> 00:01:31,554Sir, we'd like to talk with you

for a minute.

600:01:32,155 --> 00:01:34,322Could you open the door, please?

700:01:36,776 --> 00:01:38,260Look, we know you're in there.

800:01:38,275 --> 00:01:40,909You're casting a shadow

through your peephole.

900:01:40,944 --> 00:01:42,611All we want to do is talk.

1000:01:42,613 --> 00:01:43,995Would you please open the door?

1100:01:44,031 --> 00:01:45,247

[Sighs]

1200:01:45,282 --> 00:01:48,333I'd, uh, I'd prefer not to, officers.

1300:01:48,368 --> 00:01:51,086Tommy: Sir, come on and open up.

1400:01:51,121 --> 00:01:53,622[Sighs] I have a condition.

1500:01:53,624 --> 00:01:55,090


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Uh, I can't go outside

1600:01:55,125 --> 00:01:57,426or be exposed to what's out there.

17

00:01:57,461 --> 00:01:59,928You were able to come outsideto steal your neighbor's newspaper.

1800:01:59,963 --> 00:02:00,962Chuck: I didn't steal it.

1900:02:00,964 --> 00:02:02,264I left $5.

2000:02:02,299 --> 00:02:05,016The... the cover price is 50 cents.

2100:02:05,052 --> 00:02:08,470Did your neighbor consentto sell you her paper?

2200:02:08,472 --> 00:02:09,855I, uh... [sighs]

2300:02:09,890 --> 00:02:13,141She... I... Isn't...

2400:02:13,143 --> 00:02:14,392[Sighs]

2500:02:14,445 --> 00:02:17,729L... um, officer, let's... let's...

2600:02:17,781 --> 00:02:20,899Let's talk about somethingcalled "probable cause."

2700:02:20,951 --> 00:02:23,235As I'm sure you know,in the state of New Mexico,

2800:02:23,287 --> 00:02:24,569there is a two-part test

2900:02:24,621 --> 00:02:26,238


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to determine whether police officers

3000:02:26,290 --> 00:02:28,957have an objectively reasonable basis...

31

00:02:28,992 --> 00:02:32,744[Birds chirping]

3200:02:39,636 --> 00:02:43,588The situation a-as missing, versus Arizona,

3300:02:43,640 --> 00:02:47,259as I pointed out, uh, creates an event...

34

00:02:55,853 --> 00:02:58,603Hey, Tommy. Come around here, would you?

3500:02:58,655 --> 00:03:01,740And that's why the10th circuit court of appeals

3600:03:01,775 --> 00:03:04,659ruled that a coercive order...

37

00:03:04,695 --> 00:03:07,162Check this out.

3800:03:12,870 --> 00:03:16,371Requiring an individualleave his house is seizure...

3900:03:16,373 --> 00:03:19,508And, therefore,

4000:03:19,543 --> 00:03:23,044protected underthe fourth amendment, right?

4100:03:24,464 --> 00:03:26,882Tommy: Whole lot of camp-stove fuel.

4200:03:26,884 --> 00:03:28,517Guy sure as shit sounds like a tweaker.

4300:03:28,552 --> 00:03:30,135You see what he did to the breaker box?


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4400:03:30,187 --> 00:03:34,356Is he coming out, or are we going in?

4500:03:42,316 --> 00:03:44,733

Officer: You got 10 secondsto open this door,

4600:03:44,735 --> 00:03:46,785or it's coming down. You hear me?

4700:03:46,820 --> 00:03:48,620- Ah.- Final warning!

4800:03:48,655 --> 00:03:50,455Okay, I'll... I'll... I'll...I'll let you in,

4900:03:50,490 --> 00:03:52,574but you have to leaveyour electronic devices outside.

5000:03:52,576 --> 00:03:54,042No phones, no walkie-talkies,

5100:03:54,077 --> 00:03:55,327no flashlights...

5200:03:55,379 --> 00:03:58,630Definitely, definitely no tasers.

5300:03:58,665 --> 00:04:01,416I can't emphasize that enough. Deal?

5400:04:01,418 --> 00:04:03,168Or... look, look. I'll give the paper back.

5500:04:03,220 --> 00:04:04,719[Thudding]

5600:04:06,590 --> 00:04:09,591[Electricity hums]

5700:04:18,134 --> 00:04:22,034Synced and corrected by oykubuyuk


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www.addic7ed.com

5800:04:38,021 --> 00:04:40,023[vehicle approaches]

59

00:04:40,121 --> 00:04:42,405[Beeps]

6000:04:42,457 --> 00:04:43,706Big Ricky: Yeah?

6100:04:43,741 --> 00:04:47,043Uh, James McGill to see Mr. Richard Sipes.

62

00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,911Ricky... call me "Ricky."

6300:04:48,963 --> 00:04:50,746Come on in.

6400:04:52,767 --> 00:04:55,468[Motor whirring]

6500:05:06,598 --> 00:05:11,083

[Brakes squeal]

6600:05:11,119 --> 00:05:12,902[Sighs]

6700:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,904[Keys jingling]

6800:05:14,939 --> 00:05:18,441[Exhales sharply]

6900:05:18,493 --> 00:05:21,577Uh. Uh, this is my assistant's car.

7000:05:21,613 --> 00:05:22,995[Chuckles]

7100:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,780Well, my Mercedes is in the shop.

7200:05:24,832 --> 00:05:26,282


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[Clicks tongue]

7300:05:26,334 --> 00:05:28,618[Chuckles] I ought to give hima raise. You're right.

7400:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,540Big Ricky: Jim, I saw you on the TV...

7500:05:34,542 --> 00:05:35,558That billboard thing.

7600:05:35,641 --> 00:05:37,341And I had me a pair of insights.

7700:05:37,343 --> 00:05:39,643[Operatic music plays] Insight the first...

7800:05:39,679 --> 00:05:41,846You ain't afraid to put yourself out there.

7900:05:41,848 --> 00:05:43,731And insight the second...

80

00:05:43,766 --> 00:05:46,267You believe in the real America...

8100:05:46,319 --> 00:05:49,153Freedom, self-sufficiency.

8200:05:49,188 --> 00:05:50,404I do.

8300:05:50,439 --> 00:05:53,023I... I really do.

8400:05:53,025 --> 00:05:55,826When I see a man like you

8500:05:55,862 --> 00:05:57,077driving that foreign shitbox of a car...

8600:05:57,113 --> 00:05:58,495

Well, see, actually, it's...

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00:05:58,531 --> 00:06:02,700It's a sign a good mancan't get ahead today.

8800:06:02,702 --> 00:06:04,835It's a damned travesty. That's what it is.

8900:06:06,172 --> 00:06:08,172Well, that may be [clears throat] Ricky,

9000:06:08,207 --> 00:06:09,673but, uh...

9100:06:09,709 --> 00:06:13,544I refuse to consider myself a victim.

9200:06:14,881 --> 00:06:19,049You know, we are once againat a point in our history

9300:06:19,051 --> 00:06:21,852where the fly-swatting hand of government

9400:06:21,888 --> 00:06:24,688is crushing the spirit

of entrepreneurship...

9500:06:24,724 --> 00:06:28,475Taxes, osha requirements,

9600:06:28,527 --> 00:06:30,945the I.N.S. poking their big, fat nose

9700:06:30,980 --> 00:06:34,198into every mother-loving hire.

9800:06:34,233 --> 00:06:36,283It's damned oppressive.

9900:06:36,319 --> 00:06:38,118It's tragic.

10000:06:38,154 --> 00:06:39,737It's un-American.

10100:06:43,042 --> 00:06:46,577


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Jim, I think you arejust the lawyer I need,

10200:06:46,579 --> 00:06:51,715'cause I got me a case...Major... I say, a major case.

10300:06:51,751 --> 00:06:54,501Are you ready to clear your calendar?

10400:06:55,922 --> 00:06:57,471[Glass thuds]

10500:06:57,506 --> 00:07:00,724[Sighs] Ricky, I'm all ears.

10600:07:00,760 --> 00:07:04,845I want to secede from the United States.

10700:07:04,897 --> 00:07:08,232Now, I got 1,100 acres of property here,

10800:07:08,267 --> 00:07:11,101self-sustaining with solar power and wells,

10900:07:11,103 --> 00:07:15,572a sovereign state immune tothe business-killing regulations

11000:07:15,608 --> 00:07:19,693of the country in whichit geographically lies.

11100:07:19,745 --> 00:07:23,414We are going to be America's Vatican city.

11200:07:23,449 --> 00:07:26,083[Sighs]

11300:07:26,118 --> 00:07:28,752Ricky...

11400:07:28,788 --> 00:07:30,004I'm your man.

11500:07:30,039 --> 00:07:32,506


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Yeah, let's do this.

11600:07:32,541 --> 00:07:35,426Let's show 'em all.

117

00:07:35,461 --> 00:07:37,511Yee-haw!

11800:07:37,546 --> 00:07:39,179Yee-haw!

11900:07:39,215 --> 00:07:40,681Yee-haw! [Laughs]

120

00:07:40,716 --> 00:07:42,883Yes! We are doing this!

12100:07:42,935 --> 00:07:44,718Ah. [Glasses clink]

12200:07:44,770 --> 00:07:46,520Now, it's not gonna be easy, sir.

12300:07:46,555 --> 00:07:49,390

I mean, the government isgonna fight us tooth and nail.

12400:07:49,442 --> 00:07:50,975We could end up in the supreme court...

12500:07:50,977 --> 00:07:53,227I'm talking thousands of man-hours...

12600:07:53,279 --> 00:07:56,280I mean, years of effort.

12700:07:56,315 --> 00:07:57,731[Sighs]

12800:07:57,783 --> 00:08:00,150Are you ready for that?

12900:08:00,152 --> 00:08:01,986

Me?

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00:08:01,988 --> 00:08:04,038I say bring 'em on.

13100:08:04,073 --> 00:08:06,323Let's talk Turkey.

13200:08:06,325 --> 00:08:07,541What's your rate?

13300:08:07,576 --> 00:08:11,328[Breathes deeply]

13400:08:11,330 --> 00:08:13,664$450 an hour.

13500:08:16,335 --> 00:08:18,135The hell with hourly.

13600:08:18,170 --> 00:08:20,004I want you on retainer.

13700:08:20,006 --> 00:08:24,141How about $1 million even...

138

00:08:24,176 --> 00:08:29,096$500,000 up frontand $500,000 when we're done?

13900:08:29,148 --> 00:08:31,098A million? [Clears throat]

14000:08:31,150 --> 00:08:35,185That seems... Fair.

14100:08:35,187 --> 00:08:37,488Would you like that in cash?

14200:08:40,493 --> 00:08:42,526[Footsteps]

14300:08:42,528 --> 00:08:45,029[Music continues]

144

00:08:51,287 --> 00:08:53,704[Lock clicks, handle turns]


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14500:09:12,558 --> 00:09:14,224Uh.

14600:09:23,369 --> 00:09:24,735Well...

14700:09:24,737 --> 00:09:27,738Tax-free and backed bythe full faith and credit

14800:09:27,740 --> 00:09:29,907of the sovereign Sandia Republic.

14900:09:31,744 --> 00:09:34,545

It's, uh...

15000:09:34,580 --> 00:09:36,630[Sighs]

15100:09:36,665 --> 00:09:40,417Son... You are getting inon the ground floor.

15200:09:40,419 --> 00:09:45,923

[Chuckling]

15300:09:59,271 --> 00:10:00,504[Doorbell rings]

15400:10:00,539 --> 00:10:03,240Mr. McGill, hi.

15500:10:03,275 --> 00:10:04,408Thanks so much for coming.

15600:10:04,443 --> 00:10:06,160Roland Jaycocks. Roland.

15700:10:06,195 --> 00:10:07,778Hey, Roland. Great to meet you.

15800:10:07,780 --> 00:10:08,996You can call me "Jimmy."

15900:10:09,031 --> 00:10:10,330


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Jimmy, absolutely.

16000:10:10,366 --> 00:10:12,499Uh, hello. Please, come on in.

161

00:10:12,535 --> 00:10:13,951Oh, well, thank you.

16200:10:13,953 --> 00:10:15,586God, what was it likeclimbing that billboard?

16300:10:15,621 --> 00:10:17,254Must have been pretty scary, huh?

16400:10:18,591 --> 00:10:21,125Guy needed help... that's all.

16500:10:21,127 --> 00:10:23,844You know, if I could do it, anybody could.

16600:10:23,879 --> 00:10:24,928[Chuckles]

167

00:10:24,964 --> 00:10:26,597Well, my hat is off to you.

16800:10:26,632 --> 00:10:28,465So, here we are.

16900:10:28,467 --> 00:10:30,767And patent law is something you...

17000:10:30,803 --> 00:10:33,637Oh, yeah. In fact,I... I do so many patent cases,

17100:10:33,639 --> 00:10:36,106I should probably just go aheadand specialize already.

17200:10:36,142 --> 00:10:38,442[Chuckles] So, what do we got?

17300:10:38,477 --> 00:10:40,360Uh, I feel silly asking this. Yeah.


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17400:10:40,396 --> 00:10:42,112But before I show you my invention,

17500:10:42,148 --> 00:10:44,448

would you mind signinga non-disclosure agreement?

17600:10:44,483 --> 00:10:47,234You got it. No problem.

17700:10:49,155 --> 00:10:51,121It's my idea of a lifetime.

178

00:10:51,157 --> 00:10:53,824If Fisher-price or Playskoolever got their hands on this...

17900:10:53,826 --> 00:10:54,992No worries.

18000:11:03,502 --> 00:11:05,002You ready?

181

00:11:12,144 --> 00:11:15,262I may have seen one of these before.

18200:11:15,314 --> 00:11:16,930Not like this.

18300:11:16,982 --> 00:11:18,599This one has this little unit I've added.

18400:11:18,651 --> 00:11:20,017This is my invention.

18500:11:20,019 --> 00:11:21,435Do you have children?

18600:11:21,487 --> 00:11:22,819No.

18700:11:22,855 --> 00:11:24,521

My wife and I have two boys... 4 and 6.

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00:11:24,523 --> 00:11:26,690And let me tell you...Toilet-training them?

18900:11:26,692 --> 00:11:28,492Nightmare, both times.

19000:11:28,590 --> 00:11:30,723They just didn't want to use the commode.

19100:11:30,759 --> 00:11:32,975So I wired a motion sensor to a voice chip,

19200:11:33,011 --> 00:11:35,178and, well, no sense getting all technical,

19300:11:35,230 --> 00:11:38,181but it's all about positive reinforcement.

19400:11:38,233 --> 00:11:40,349Meet Tony the toilet buddy.

19500:11:40,401 --> 00:11:43,102And when you sit down to do your business,

19600:11:43,104 --> 00:11:45,354this is how he works.

19700:11:49,444 --> 00:11:50,493[Clanks]

19800:11:50,528 --> 00:11:54,447Oh, yeah, that's the way!

19900:11:56,618 --> 00:11:57,750[Clanks]

20000:11:57,786 --> 00:11:59,502Gosh, you're big!

20100:11:59,537 --> 00:12:02,538You're so big!

202

00:12:02,590 --> 00:12:04,090My goodness!


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20300:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,708Look at you!

20400:12:07,962 --> 00:12:09,212[Clanks]

20500:12:09,264 --> 00:12:11,464Fill me up, Chandler!

20600:12:11,466 --> 00:12:12,799Put it in me!

20700:12:12,801 --> 00:12:14,467Chandler's my youngest... loves it.

20800:12:14,469 --> 00:12:16,135Huh.

20900:12:16,137 --> 00:12:17,603[Clanks]

21000:12:17,639 --> 00:12:20,606Give it to me, Chandler! I want it all!

21100:12:20,642 --> 00:12:22,441Mmm!

21200:12:22,477 --> 00:12:24,227Ahhh!

21300:12:26,314 --> 00:12:28,114Anyway, it goes on from there.

21400:12:28,149 --> 00:12:29,315You get the picture.

21500:12:29,317 --> 00:12:31,818Yeah, I, uh...

21600:12:33,822 --> 00:12:35,404Yeah.

217

00:12:35,456 --> 00:12:38,124So, what do you think?


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21800:12:40,128 --> 00:12:44,580It's a little sexual, maybe?

21900:12:44,632 --> 00:12:46,582Sexual? What... what does that...

22000:12:46,634 --> 00:12:47,834Suggestive, maybe...

22100:12:47,836 --> 00:12:50,803Maybe that's a better word. [Chuckles]

22200:12:50,839 --> 00:12:52,255Look, I'm not...

22300:12:52,307 --> 00:12:53,840I'm not sayingthis thing won't make you rich.

22400:12:53,842 --> 00:12:56,843I mean, some of your wealthierpacific rim nations...

22500:12:56,845 --> 00:12:59,512

They'll love this... the crazy bastards.

22600:12:59,514 --> 00:13:01,180[Chuckles]

22700:13:01,182 --> 00:13:04,317I created this for children...Children, understand?

22800:13:04,352 --> 00:13:05,985Well, hey,

22900:13:06,020 --> 00:13:09,772Viagra was originally inventedto treat hypertension.

23000:13:09,824 --> 00:13:11,824Look how that turned out.

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00:13:14,028 --> 00:13:16,495You're completely disgusting,you know that?!


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23200:13:16,531 --> 00:13:18,664Hey, buddy, you're the onewith the sex toilet.

233

00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:19,866Get off my property!

23400:13:19,868 --> 00:13:21,000Hey, you know what?

23500:13:21,035 --> 00:13:22,835I hope you do make a fortune,

236

00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:26,172'cause Chandler's gonna need itto help pay for his therapy!

23700:13:26,207 --> 00:13:30,176[Brakes squeal]

23800:13:30,211 --> 00:13:31,260[Gearshift clicks]

239

00:13:31,296 --> 00:13:34,881[Engine clicking, shuts off]

24000:13:51,032 --> 00:13:53,366[Whirring]

24100:13:53,401 --> 00:13:55,902[Sighs]

24200:14:00,541 --> 00:14:03,659I found the alpine Shepherd boy!

24300:14:03,711 --> 00:14:08,748[Whirring continues]

24400:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,666[Sniffles]

24500:14:14,339 --> 00:14:18,224

[Sighing]

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00:14:26,351 --> 00:14:28,317[Whirring stops]

24700:14:28,353 --> 00:14:30,353[Beeping]

24800:14:30,405 --> 00:14:32,405No, no. You just stay put.

24900:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,523I'll be right over.

25000:14:34,575 --> 00:14:36,108[Clock ticking]

25100:14:36,110 --> 00:14:38,527[Sighs]

25200:14:57,131 --> 00:14:58,798Oh.

25300:15:09,978 --> 00:15:11,944[Clears throat]

254

00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:14,146[Breathes deeply]

25500:15:18,319 --> 00:15:19,652Now, where were we?

25600:15:19,654 --> 00:15:21,370Oh, would you like some more tea?

25700:15:21,406 --> 00:15:24,040No! No, thank you. I'm... I'm fine.

25800:15:24,075 --> 00:15:26,075Now, the Shepherd boy Hummel...

25900:15:26,127 --> 00:15:28,577That's gonna go to your nephew Clarence?

26000:15:28,629 --> 00:15:30,830

As long as he finishes college. Okay.

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00:15:30,832 --> 00:15:33,249If he drops out,it goes to my niece Raylene.

26200:15:33,301 --> 00:15:35,468But then, Raylene doesn't get the girl...

26300:15:35,503 --> 00:15:37,086The girl with the geese. Mm.

26400:15:37,138 --> 00:15:39,005Yeah. No, then that would goto your cousin Helen...

26500:15:39,007 --> 00:15:40,339

Mm-hmm.

26600:15:40,341 --> 00:15:43,392So long as she never remarries Frederick?

26700:15:43,428 --> 00:15:44,927- Exactly.- Yeah.

26800:15:44,979 --> 00:15:48,681

And no matter what,I want the towheaded twins

26900:15:48,683 --> 00:15:51,017to go to Reverend Lawrence's grandson.

27000:15:51,019 --> 00:15:53,319Um, don't you mean Reverend Hanes?

27100:15:53,354 --> 00:15:56,188'Cause Reverend Lawrence'sgrandson is going to get

27200:15:56,190 --> 00:16:00,409the, uh, lute-playing angel,'cause he was in the choir.

27300:16:00,445 --> 00:16:03,863Very sharp, Mr. McGill.

27400:16:03,865 --> 00:16:06,665And here I thought all lawyers were idiots.


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27500:16:06,701 --> 00:16:08,584[Chuckles] No, only half of us are idiots.

27600:16:08,619 --> 00:16:09,869

The other half are crooks.

27700:16:09,871 --> 00:16:12,171[Both laugh]

27800:16:12,206 --> 00:16:15,007- Aren't you a spicy one?- Well...

279

00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,926If I were 40 years younger,

28000:16:16,961 --> 00:16:19,211I'd have you buy me a piña colada.

28100:16:19,213 --> 00:16:21,180Well, if you want me to draw up a DNR,

28200:16:21,215 --> 00:16:24,016

I'll bring a blender and some pineapple.

28300:16:24,052 --> 00:16:26,052[Both laugh] I knew I'd like you

28400:16:26,054 --> 00:16:29,772when I saw how you savedthat poor man on the television.

28500:16:29,807 --> 00:16:31,023Well...

28600:16:31,059 --> 00:16:33,893Moxie is in such short supply these days.

28700:16:33,895 --> 00:16:34,977[Sighs] Yeah.

28800:16:35,029 --> 00:16:37,279

Well, I pride myself on my moxie.

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00:16:37,315 --> 00:16:39,198Now, I hate to do this,

29000:16:39,233 --> 00:16:41,867but I do need to bring up my payment.

29100:16:41,903 --> 00:16:44,036Um [Clears throat] and I'm sorry,

29200:16:44,072 --> 00:16:46,322but I can't accept s&h green stamps.

29300:16:46,374 --> 00:16:48,407[Chuckles]

29400:16:48,409 --> 00:16:52,211Now, uh, my fee is $140.

29500:16:52,246 --> 00:16:54,980$140?

29600:16:55,016 --> 00:16:58,667I'll gladly accept $70 today

297

00:16:58,719 --> 00:17:00,386and $70 when I come back

29800:17:00,421 --> 00:17:02,721with the completed documents, if...

29900:17:05,226 --> 00:17:09,395[Rustling]

30000:17:21,776 --> 00:17:25,995$20, $40, $60...

30100:17:26,030 --> 00:17:31,584$80, $100...

30200:17:31,619 --> 00:17:34,870And $20, $40.

30300:17:36,207 --> 00:17:38,624

Uh. Okay.

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00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:39,925[Clears throat]

30500:17:39,961 --> 00:17:42,128[Chuckles]

30600:17:42,130 --> 00:17:43,846Shall we continue, Mr. McGill?

30700:17:43,881 --> 00:17:46,932Yes. Yes, we shall, Mrs. Strauss.

30800:17:46,968 --> 00:17:48,134[Sighs]

30900:17:48,136 --> 00:17:51,387Kim: Put it on the nail, not the skin.

31000:17:51,439 --> 00:17:54,273Jimmy: I can't help itif your toes are too small.

31100:17:54,308 --> 00:17:56,225They should all be the same size...

31200:17:56,277 --> 00:17:57,643The size of the big toe.

31300:17:57,645 --> 00:17:58,811That one I can do.

31400:17:58,813 --> 00:18:00,446Yeah, that would be attractive.

31500:18:00,481 --> 00:18:02,731[Both chuckle]

31600:18:02,783 --> 00:18:07,236So... how's it go again?

31700:18:07,288 --> 00:18:11,457[Imitating Tony the toilet buddy] Oh, you're huge, Chandler!

31800:18:11,492 --> 00:18:13,909You're a big, big boy!


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31900:18:13,961 --> 00:18:16,745Oh, where does it end?!

32000:18:16,797 --> 00:18:18,881

Oh, don't stop, Chandler!

32100:18:18,916 --> 00:18:20,749Don't stop! [Laughs]

32200:18:20,801 --> 00:18:23,419Oh, here it comes!

32300:18:23,471 --> 00:18:24,920

Oh, what is that?

32400:18:24,972 --> 00:18:26,805- Is that a piece of corn?- [Laughing] No, don't.

32500:18:26,841 --> 00:18:28,557Did you eat corn, Chandler?

32600:18:28,593 --> 00:18:30,176

- Is that a niblet I see, Chandler?- That's disgusting.

32700:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,428- No, don't.- [Normal voice] Too much?

32800:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,680Hey, good times.

32900:18:34,682 --> 00:18:37,099Oh. Even your lousy days

33000:18:37,151 --> 00:18:38,767are more interesting than my good ones.

33100:18:38,819 --> 00:18:41,020Yeah, well, we should definitelydo something about that.

33200:18:44,025 --> 00:18:46,992Seriously, don't ever try


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to make a living at this.

33300:18:47,028 --> 00:18:48,577Stick with the law.

334

00:18:48,613 --> 00:18:51,247Yeah, because I'm really...

33500:18:51,282 --> 00:18:53,916Lighting the world on firein that department.

33600:18:53,951 --> 00:18:56,285Did two wills today.

33700:18:56,337 --> 00:18:58,954Two wills, and I started a living trust.

33800:18:59,006 --> 00:19:01,173Whoopee! Old people love me.

33900:19:01,209 --> 00:19:03,092Maybe you got a future in elder law.

340

00:19:03,127 --> 00:19:05,294You think I could handle all that glamour?

34100:19:05,346 --> 00:19:06,929No, I'm serious.

34200:19:06,964 --> 00:19:10,015I... I've thought aboutgetting into elder law myself.

34300:19:10,051 --> 00:19:12,635I watched my grandmother at the end.

34400:19:12,687 --> 00:19:14,687It's...

34500:19:14,722 --> 00:19:16,972It's awful what people have to deal with...

346

00:19:17,024 --> 00:19:19,108Insurance companies,


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34700:19:19,143 --> 00:19:22,861my scumbag cousins stealingher savings and her pain meds.

34800:19:22,897 --> 00:19:25,648

Getting old sucks.

34900:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,399Seniors need someone on their side.

35000:19:29,487 --> 00:19:31,987[Cellphone ringing]

35100:19:35,243 --> 00:19:36,959

It's Howard.

35200:19:36,994 --> 00:19:39,545What the hell does he want?

35300:19:39,580 --> 00:19:42,464- Shh!- [Cellphone beeps]

35400:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,833

Hi, Howard.

35500:19:44,885 --> 00:19:49,138Uh, no. I mean, I haven't, uh...

35600:19:49,173 --> 00:19:51,640Oh, my God. When?

35700:19:51,676 --> 00:19:53,809Yeah, okay.

35800:19:53,844 --> 00:19:57,429I'll see if I can, um, track Jimmy down.

35900:19:57,431 --> 00:19:59,932I'll call you back. S-sure.

36000:19:59,934 --> 00:20:03,185[Cellphone beeps]

36100:20:03,237 --> 00:20:04,937


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It's Chuck.

36200:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,052[Electricity buzzing]

363

00:20:14,635 --> 00:20:15,918[Buzzing intensifies]

36400:20:15,934 --> 00:20:17,401Jimmy: Chuck.

36500:20:17,434 --> 00:20:18,566Chuck, you with me?

366

00:20:18,601 --> 00:20:20,435Chuck, hey, buddy. It's me.

36700:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,084Hey, can you talk to me? Jim...

36800:20:23,136 --> 00:20:26,387Jesus Christ. These sons of bitches.

36900:20:26,423 --> 00:20:27,639

[Breathing sharply]

37000:20:27,674 --> 00:20:29,924Hey, hey. Sir, you can't do that.

37100:20:29,976 --> 00:20:32,810- All of this needs to stay on.- No, no. No electricity.

37200:20:32,846 --> 00:20:35,297- You understand?- No, it needs to be on.

37300:20:35,345 --> 00:20:37,098- I'm getting security.- No, uh, wait, wait.

37400:20:37,150 --> 00:20:38,516Wait, wait. Uh, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

37500:20:38,518 --> 00:20:39,918Jimmy: Huh? Why isn't that one going out?


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37600:20:39,953 --> 00:20:42,437- Jimmy. Jimmy.- Damn it.

377

00:20:42,489 --> 00:20:45,273I just... Jimmy, wait a second.Jimmy. Think.

37800:20:45,325 --> 00:20:49,110- What's the plan here?- Sir? Sir?

37900:20:49,162 --> 00:20:50,995Sir, I need you to get down from there.

38000:20:51,031 --> 00:20:52,947What the hell kind of torturechamber you running here?

38100:20:52,999 --> 00:20:54,782He... he's allergicto electricity, all right?

38200:20:54,834 --> 00:20:57,201

- You heard the doc. Get down now.- No, all these lights and machines...

38300:20:57,203 --> 00:20:58,536You might as well throw himinto a microwave.

38400:20:58,588 --> 00:20:59,871- Come on down now.- No, don't touch me!

38500:20:59,923 --> 00:21:03,174He is this patient's brother.Please, listen to him.

38600:21:03,209 --> 00:21:04,676[Remote control beeps]

38700:21:04,711 --> 00:21:06,878[Breathing heavily]

38800:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,097


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- Let's go.- Dr. Cruz: Hey. Wait, Edwin, hold up.

38900:21:09,132 --> 00:21:10,431Hold on a second, Edwin.

39000:21:10,467 --> 00:21:12,801Sir, are you ready to calm down now?

39100:21:12,830 --> 00:21:15,429Yes. His name is Jimmy, and,yes, he is gonna calm down.

39200:21:15,430 --> 00:21:16,762I need you to say the words, Jimmy.

39300:21:16,797 --> 00:21:18,430I need to hear it from you.

39400:21:18,465 --> 00:21:20,048I'm calm, okay? I'm calm.

39500:21:21,435 --> 00:21:23,468Edwin, why don't yougo wait in the hallway?

39600:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,938I'll call if we need you.

39700:21:25,973 --> 00:21:30,192Okay, so, tell me about the electricity.

39800:21:30,227 --> 00:21:33,529Yeah, look, I know howit sounds, but it's real.

39900:21:33,564 --> 00:21:35,147Oh, shit.

40000:21:35,149 --> 00:21:38,567My phone and stuff...Anything with a battery in it...

40100:21:38,619 --> 00:21:40,285

He can't have it near him.

402


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00:21:40,321 --> 00:21:42,538Hang on.

40300:21:42,573 --> 00:21:45,073Here's my phone. Okay, that's it.

40400:21:45,125 --> 00:21:48,126[Breathing heavily] Thanks.

40500:21:52,333 --> 00:21:54,750Okay, what the hell happened to him?

40600:21:54,802 --> 00:21:56,585- Why is he here?- Apparently, it started

40700:21:56,637 --> 00:21:58,670when Charles stolehis neighbor's newspaper.

40800:21:58,672 --> 00:22:00,756What? He... he never leaves the house.

40900:22:00,808 --> 00:22:02,474I don't... I don't have all the details,

41000:22:02,509 --> 00:22:04,560but the police found himin a very agitated state.

41100:22:04,595 --> 00:22:07,479He was confrontational and incoherent.

41200:22:07,514 --> 00:22:08,814How come you didn't call me?

41300:22:08,849 --> 00:22:10,566Uh, why did I have to hear about this

41400:22:10,601 --> 00:22:13,602through my brother'sprick of a law partner?

41500:22:13,654 --> 00:22:15,153

The only contact information we could find

416


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00:22:15,189 --> 00:22:17,155was a business card.

41700:22:17,191 --> 00:22:21,193Jimmy, in my opinion,Charles should be committed

41800:22:21,195 --> 00:22:24,696for 30 days of psychiatric observation.

41900:22:24,698 --> 00:22:26,164As a family member,

42000:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,034you can submit a petition

for him to be evaluated.

42100:22:29,036 --> 00:22:31,536There's an excellent facilityin Las Cruces.

42200:22:31,538 --> 00:22:34,840He can be there tomorrow.

42300:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,959

I'd rather not. [Breathes deeply]

42400:22:37,011 --> 00:22:39,962Hey, buddy. Hey, I'm right here.

42500:22:40,014 --> 00:22:41,013Oh, hey, Chuck.

42600:22:41,048 --> 00:22:42,931Excuse me.

42700:22:42,967 --> 00:22:45,601Mr. McGill, my name is Dr. Cruz.

42800:22:45,636 --> 00:22:47,302Do you know why you're in the hospital?

42900:22:47,354 --> 00:22:52,808The police kicked in my door...

No warrant, no cause.

430


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00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:54,142I wasn't incoherent.

43100:22:54,194 --> 00:22:55,811They just weren't listening.

43200:22:55,863 --> 00:22:58,063They tasered me, Jimmy.

43300:22:58,065 --> 00:22:59,615Aw, Jesus.

43400:22:59,650 --> 00:23:02,067Kim?

43500:23:02,069 --> 00:23:04,236I'm sorry. I can give you privacy.

43600:23:04,238 --> 00:23:06,405Oh, no, no, no. That's all right. Stay.

43700:23:06,407 --> 00:23:08,123Howard... Called me.

438

00:23:08,158 --> 00:23:09,908He's very concerned about you.

43900:23:09,910 --> 00:23:12,494How are you feeling now, Mr. McGill?

44000:23:12,546 --> 00:23:15,414Uh, do... do you have a phoneor a... a pager,

44100:23:15,416 --> 00:23:17,082anything with a battery?

44200:23:17,084 --> 00:23:19,751I don't think so. I...

44300:23:21,588 --> 00:23:23,255Uh...

444

00:23:24,091 --> 00:23:26,141Yeah. [Chuckles]


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44500:23:26,176 --> 00:23:28,260- [Breathing quickly]- Oversight. Sorry about that.

44600:23:30,564 --> 00:23:34,316

Can you tell me a little moreabout your... Situation?

44700:23:34,351 --> 00:23:36,518It's not a situation.

44800:23:36,570 --> 00:23:38,570It's a condition...

449

00:23:38,605 --> 00:23:40,856Electromagnetic hypersensitivity.

45000:23:40,908 --> 00:23:44,526For reasons unknown, my nervoussystem has become sensitized

45100:23:44,578 --> 00:23:47,746to certain frequenciesof electromagnetic radiation.

45200:23:47,781 --> 00:23:50,415Your brother called itan allergy to electricity.

45300:23:50,451 --> 00:23:52,334Well, it's an oversimplification,

45400:23:52,369 --> 00:23:54,920but it's essentially correct.

45500:23:54,955 --> 00:24:00,693Electronic devices create theirown electromagnetic fields.

45600:24:01,128 --> 00:24:05,097The closer I am to such devices,the worse my symptoms.

45700:24:05,132 --> 00:24:06,548

Which are?

458


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00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,051Burning sensation on my skin,

45900:24:09,103 --> 00:24:12,137a sharp, cold pain in my bones,

46000:24:12,139 --> 00:24:15,190muscle fatigue, heart palpitations,

46100:24:15,225 --> 00:24:17,526blurred vision, tinnitus,

46200:24:17,561 --> 00:24:20,862vertigo, nausea, shortness of breath,

46300:24:20,898 --> 00:24:23,115a general... it hurts.

46400:24:23,150 --> 00:24:24,900Yes, it hurts.

46500:24:24,952 --> 00:24:27,652When did you first experiencethese symptoms?

46600:24:27,654 --> 00:24:29,905[Sighs] Oh, it must have been...

46700:24:29,957 --> 00:24:33,408Y... you left the office 18 months ago.

46800:24:33,460 --> 00:24:37,162Huh. Well, in that case, uh,must have been almost two years.

46900:24:37,164 --> 00:24:38,880- Two years?- Mm-hmm.

47000:24:38,916 --> 00:24:41,583That's a... that's a long timeto live with discomfort.

47100:24:41,635 --> 00:24:42,834

Oh, there it is.

472


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00:24:44,505 --> 00:24:47,005You think I'm crazy.

47300:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,141I never said that.

47400:24:49,176 --> 00:24:51,309No, you didn't, because you're very polite,

47500:24:51,345 --> 00:24:52,928but you think it.

47600:24:52,980 --> 00:24:55,313Otherwise, you wouldn't betalking about commitment.

47700:24:55,349 --> 00:24:57,099You find that idea distressing.

47800:24:57,151 --> 00:24:58,600Who the hell wouldn't?

47900:24:58,652 --> 00:25:01,153I... I find it inappropriate

48000:25:01,188 --> 00:25:05,090for a person suffering froma physical condition.

48100:25:05,125 --> 00:25:07,159[Breathes deeply]

48200:25:07,194 --> 00:25:09,528Anyone who's spent more thana few minutes with me

48300:25:09,530 --> 00:25:12,447knows that this isn'tsome kind of delusion.

48400:25:12,499 --> 00:25:13,698Wouldn't you agree, Kim?

48500:25:13,700 --> 00:25:15,500

Jimmy: Of course she does.

486


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00:25:15,536 --> 00:25:17,202Well, I'm not a doctor.

48700:25:17,204 --> 00:25:19,671You've known me forthe better part of a decade.

48800:25:19,706 --> 00:25:21,757Have you ever seen me exhibit any sign...

48900:25:21,792 --> 00:25:24,259Any sign whatsoever of mental illness?

49000:25:24,294 --> 00:25:25,761See?

49100:25:25,796 --> 00:25:27,712If I thought for one secondyou could cure me,

49200:25:27,714 --> 00:25:30,549believe me, I'd jump at the chance.

49300:25:30,551 --> 00:25:31,716But with all due respect,

49400:25:31,718 --> 00:25:33,218psychiatry doesn't have the answers.

49500:25:33,220 --> 00:25:34,719I'd very much like to try.

49600:25:34,721 --> 00:25:38,523Section 43-1-11, part (E)(3)...

49700:25:38,559 --> 00:25:40,559"The proposed commitment is consistent with

49800:25:40,561 --> 00:25:42,644"the treatment needs of the client

49900:25:42,696 --> 00:25:46,148and with the least drastic meansprinciple."

50000:25:46,200 --> 00:25:50,068


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Chuck: Do you think subjecting meto this kind of pain for a month

50100:25:50,070 --> 00:25:51,486is the least drastic means?

50200:25:51,538 --> 00:25:53,572He might as well spenda month in a wood chipper.

50300:25:55,492 --> 00:25:59,461Dr. Cruz: I understandyour frustration. I do.

50400:25:59,496 --> 00:26:02,714

You're obviously a highly intelligent man

50500:26:02,749 --> 00:26:07,085in difficult circumstances.

50600:26:07,087 --> 00:26:10,388May I ask you a question,just for my own interest?

50700:26:10,424 --> 00:26:13,725

How do you meet the needs of daily life?

50800:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,310What do you do for light, or...

50900:26:15,345 --> 00:26:16,928How do you prepare food?

51000:26:16,930 --> 00:26:19,681[Sighs] I use white-gas lanterns.

51100:26:19,733 --> 00:26:21,266For cooking, I have a camp stove.

51200:26:21,268 --> 00:26:24,069I have a large coolerI keep filled with ice.

51300:26:24,104 --> 00:26:28,073

It's not ideal, but I make do.

514


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00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:29,357I see.

51500:26:29,409 --> 00:26:31,693Well, thank you.

51600:26:31,745 --> 00:26:33,528Would you mind if I took a moment

51700:26:33,580 --> 00:26:35,947to speak with your brother?

51800:26:35,949 --> 00:26:38,783Oh, uh, make sure you still haveyour wallet when you're done.

51900:26:38,785 --> 00:26:41,203[Chuckles] Funny guy.

52000:26:41,255 --> 00:26:42,621Jimmy.

52100:26:44,708 --> 00:26:47,926[Sighs] I want to go home.

52200:26:55,135 --> 00:26:56,852[Intercom chatter]

52300:26:56,887 --> 00:26:58,220That was a dirty trick.

52400:26:58,272 --> 00:27:00,605That wasn't a trick...It was a demonstration.

52500:27:00,641 --> 00:27:03,058This allergy to electricity isn't real...

52600:27:03,110 --> 00:27:05,227It's a manifestation of something deeper.

52700:27:05,279 --> 00:27:06,862I'm not saying it's 100% real, okay?

52800:27:06,897 --> 00:27:09,231But Chuck is smarter than you


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and me put together,

52900:27:09,283 --> 00:27:11,066so we're not talking him out of this,

530

00:27:11,118 --> 00:27:13,869and I'm not sending him to a rubber room.

53100:27:13,904 --> 00:27:15,904No one is talking about rubber rooms.

53200:27:15,956 --> 00:27:17,038There are specialists who will...

533

00:27:17,074 --> 00:27:18,290He's seen specialists, okay?

53400:27:18,325 --> 00:27:19,824The best doctors from here to Denver,

53500:27:19,826 --> 00:27:21,293and none of them helped... not one.

53600:27:21,328 --> 00:27:22,544

So you're ready to give up.

53700:27:22,579 --> 00:27:24,713[Scoffs] Who's giving up, huh?

53800:27:24,748 --> 00:27:27,716I'm... I'm the onedoing the heavy lifting here.

53900:27:27,751 --> 00:27:29,301That white gas he was talking about...

54000:27:29,336 --> 00:27:30,719Who do you think brings him that?

54100:27:30,754 --> 00:27:32,387And milk and bread and toilet paper

54200:27:32,422 --> 00:27:34,422

and ice and every otherdamn thing he needs.


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54300:27:34,474 --> 00:27:38,226Is that helping or enabling?

54400:27:38,262 --> 00:27:40,562If you testify in a custodial hearing,

54500:27:40,597 --> 00:27:42,898he can get the help he needs...That's in your power.

54600:27:42,933 --> 00:27:44,816To be committed involuntarily,

54700:27:44,851 --> 00:27:46,818

he has to be a danger to himself or others.

54800:27:46,853 --> 00:27:48,320And he is.

54900:27:48,355 --> 00:27:51,323Coleman lanterns indoors, a camp stove?

55000:27:51,358 --> 00:27:53,024I mean, he could burn his house down

55100:27:53,026 --> 00:27:55,243or the entire neighborhood,

55200:27:55,279 --> 00:27:57,746and then you're looking ata commitment of 10 to 20 years.

55300:27:57,781 --> 00:27:59,281What if...

55400:27:59,333 --> 00:28:01,366What if he just hurts himselfin a household accident?

55500:28:01,368 --> 00:28:03,535How does he call for help?

55600:28:06,039 --> 00:28:08,506

You have the power to help your brother...

557


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00:28:08,542 --> 00:28:11,042Truly help him.

55800:28:13,297 --> 00:28:15,380Ignoring this won't make it go away.

55900:28:20,137 --> 00:28:22,887What would you do?

56000:28:24,224 --> 00:28:26,107All I know is...

56100:28:26,143 --> 00:28:27,642He needs help.

56200:28:29,196 --> 00:28:31,196[Sighs]

56300:28:37,037 --> 00:28:38,069Untie him.

56400:28:38,071 --> 00:28:39,704I'm getting him out of here.

565

00:28:43,076 --> 00:28:44,826A nurse will bring you the release forms.

56600:28:53,003 --> 00:28:55,503[Keys jingling]

56700:28:58,892 --> 00:29:00,925Oh, boy.

56800:29:02,346 --> 00:29:04,095Jimmy. Jimmy. I found him.

56900:29:04,097 --> 00:29:06,598I thought I'd wait till you got here.

57000:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,266Great. How's he doing?

57100:29:08,268 --> 00:29:09,934

Better. Resting.

572


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00:29:09,936 --> 00:29:12,153Good.

57300:29:12,189 --> 00:29:14,606Uh, Jimmy...

57400:29:14,608 --> 00:29:16,574I want you to knowthat I've talked to the D.A.,

57500:29:16,610 --> 00:29:20,245and he absolutely will not signoff on any commitment papers.

57600:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,497

This is a physical condition,not a mental one.

57700:29:22,532 --> 00:29:23,915Chuck is of sound mind.

57800:29:23,950 --> 00:29:26,034I think we can all agree on that.

57900:29:26,086 --> 00:29:27,118

[Scoffs]

58000:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,170You're a real peach, Howard.

58100:29:29,206 --> 00:29:31,339Of course you don't want Chuck committed.

58200:29:31,375 --> 00:29:33,875No, I don't. Why would I?

58300:29:33,927 --> 00:29:35,877Because if Chuck were committed,

58400:29:35,929 --> 00:29:37,345then I'd become his legal guardian,

58500:29:37,381 --> 00:29:38,513and I cash him out of HHM.

58600:29:38,548 --> 00:29:40,015


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Jesus, Jimmy. Now?

58700:29:40,050 --> 00:29:41,683You want to hash that outwhile he's lying in here?

58800:29:41,718 --> 00:29:43,268You know, the tanning bedmust have melted your brain

58900:29:43,303 --> 00:29:44,602if you think for one second...

59000:29:44,638 --> 00:29:46,971Guys... Chuck. That's why we're here.

59100:29:46,973 --> 00:29:49,224Yes. Let's stay on point.

59200:29:49,276 --> 00:29:51,393We're talking about the well-being of a man

59300:29:51,445 --> 00:29:52,894whom we all love very much.

59400:29:52,946 --> 00:29:54,479There's many factors at play.

59500:29:54,481 --> 00:29:55,980Spite doesn't have to be one of them.

59600:29:55,982 --> 00:29:57,365You know what, Howard?

59700:29:57,401 --> 00:29:58,616I was on the fence till you showed up,

59800:29:58,652 --> 00:29:59,951but thanks for helping me decide.

59900:29:59,986 --> 00:30:01,986Wave bye-bye to your cash cow,

600

00:30:01,988 --> 00:30:04,122'cause it's leaving the pasture.


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60100:30:04,157 --> 00:30:05,407I'm committing him.

60200:30:09,663 --> 00:30:11,746Jimmy. Uh, j... wait.

60300:30:11,798 --> 00:30:13,832Jimmy, wait. Jimmy.

60400:30:13,834 --> 00:30:15,800Jimmy, can you wait?

60500:30:15,836 --> 00:30:17,752Jimmy, wait a second.

60600:30:17,804 --> 00:30:19,637Listen, I agree that Chuck needs help,

60700:30:19,673 --> 00:30:21,473and maybe it's the right thing to do,

60800:30:21,508 --> 00:30:23,007but you can't do it like this.

60900:30:23,009 --> 00:30:25,844I just want to seethat son of a bitch sweat.

61000:30:25,846 --> 00:30:28,813It's so obvious what he's afraid of.

61100:30:28,849 --> 00:30:31,483I'm taking my brother home.

61200:30:34,855 --> 00:30:36,855[Sighs]

61300:30:45,354 --> 00:30:46,488Jimmy: There you go, buddy.

61400:30:46,554 --> 00:30:47,953- Yeah.- There you go.

61500:30:47,989 --> 00:30:50,272


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Okay, some steps. One and two.

61600:30:50,308 --> 00:30:51,640And there you go.

617

00:30:51,692 --> 00:30:53,976Hey, you're home, all right?

61800:30:54,028 --> 00:30:57,279Everything's gonna be all right.

61900:30:57,315 --> 00:30:59,398Uh, you want something to eat...

620

00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,734Uh, some tea... a cup of tea?

62100:31:01,736 --> 00:31:04,203- Coffee?- [Sighs] Yeah.

62200:31:04,238 --> 00:31:06,539Coffee. Coffee it is.

623

00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:09,492Uh, Jimmy, I'm... I'm...I'm gonna need my...

62400:31:09,544 --> 00:31:13,295I don't... I... I... I... I...

62500:31:13,331 --> 00:31:15,464Oh, it's...

62600:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,216[Sighs]

62700:31:17,251 --> 00:31:18,551Yeah.

62800:31:18,586 --> 00:31:21,086[Breathing heavily]

629

00:31:48,699 --> 00:31:53,586[Groaning]


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63000:32:00,962 --> 00:32:02,294You want to talk about this?

63100:32:04,048 --> 00:32:06,215- There's nothing to talk about.

- You took the paper.

63200:32:06,267 --> 00:32:07,466You saw this.

63300:32:07,468 --> 00:32:10,686You got sick.

63400:32:10,721 --> 00:32:12,388

What's your point?

63500:32:12,440 --> 00:32:17,059Chuck, I think you got sick'cause you saw this story.

63600:32:17,111 --> 00:32:20,312No, w... whenever you thinkI've done something wrong,

637

00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:23,065something questionable, you get worse.

63800:32:23,117 --> 00:32:24,400I didn't get sick

63900:32:24,452 --> 00:32:25,734because I read about you in the paper.

64000:32:25,786 --> 00:32:27,236I got sick

64100:32:27,288 --> 00:32:29,788because I went out of my houseto retrieve the paper.

64200:32:29,824 --> 00:32:31,957W... [sighs]

643

00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:34,293I'm too tired for this argument, Jimmy.


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64400:32:34,328 --> 00:32:36,212I... I've had it too many times.

64500:32:36,247 --> 00:32:38,581You think this is the return

of slippin' Jimmy,

64600:32:38,633 --> 00:32:41,050but it's not. All right.

64700:32:41,085 --> 00:32:44,920Uh, you think thebillboard thing was unethical,

648

00:32:44,972 --> 00:32:47,006but it was... Promotion.

64900:32:47,008 --> 00:32:48,807It was advertising... that's all.

65000:32:48,843 --> 00:32:51,477Which wasn't even allowed untilfive supreme court justices

651

00:32:51,512 --> 00:32:54,263went completely bonkers inBates vs. State bar of Arizona.

65200:32:54,315 --> 00:32:55,731Aha!

65300:32:55,766 --> 00:32:57,816But in any event...

65400:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,235It's legal.

65500:32:59,270 --> 00:33:01,520If you want to advertise,that's your business.

65600:33:01,522 --> 00:33:04,156"Business" beingthe operative word there, Chuck,

65700:33:04,191 --> 00:33:06,525


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because I-I have gotten businessoff of this...

65800:33:06,527 --> 00:33:10,112Legit business... wills, uh, trusts.

65900:33:10,164 --> 00:33:14,617Uh, I'm... I'm kind of startingto specialize in elder law.

66000:33:14,669 --> 00:33:16,118Elder law?

66100:33:16,170 --> 00:33:17,920Yeah, the things the elderly

have to deal with...

66200:33:17,955 --> 00:33:20,956I mean, you know, relativescoming after their savings,

66300:33:21,008 --> 00:33:23,592telemarketers, reverse-mortgage scams...

66400:33:23,628 --> 00:33:25,594

I mean, getting old sucks.

66500:33:25,630 --> 00:33:28,297Seniors need someone on their side, so...

66600:33:28,349 --> 00:33:30,599You're looking at him.

66700:33:30,635 --> 00:33:33,636Well, that sounds...

66800:33:33,688 --> 00:33:35,387Promising.

66900:33:35,389 --> 00:33:38,223But it has nothing to do with my condition.

67000:33:38,225 --> 00:33:40,859Chuck, listen. I'm gonna make

you a promise right now, okay?

671


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00:33:40,895 --> 00:33:44,910- No, not necessary, not requested.- Okay.

67200:33:44,994 --> 00:33:46,878The billboard was a one-time thing.

67300:33:46,913 --> 00:33:48,296I... I'm a good lawyer.

67400:33:48,331 --> 00:33:50,298I just needed some razzmatazz, you know,

67500:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,333to get the ball rolling,

some showmanship...

67600:33:52,335 --> 00:33:53,418That's all it was.

67700:33:53,470 --> 00:33:54,953It's done now. It's over.

67800:33:54,969 --> 00:33:55,785All right.

67900:33:55,869 --> 00:33:57,502From here on out,I'm gonna play by the rules.

68000:33:58,269 --> 00:33:59,936As any lawyer should.

68100:33:59,938 --> 00:34:01,270Exactly.

68200:34:01,272 --> 00:34:03,356There are clients out there who need me,

68300:34:03,408 --> 00:34:05,575and I'm gonna give themthe best representation

68400:34:05,610 --> 00:34:06,692

I know how to provide.

685


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00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:08,861I... I'm on the up-and-up, okay?

68600:34:08,913 --> 00:34:11,080I will be good.

68700:34:11,115 --> 00:34:12,331Slippin' Jimmy...

68800:34:12,367 --> 00:34:16,085He's back in Cicero, dead and buried.

68900:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,088[Clock ticking]

69000:34:19,123 --> 00:34:20,256[Inhales deeply]

69100:34:20,291 --> 00:34:23,793Okay.

69200:34:23,795 --> 00:34:25,795We'll see.

693

00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:28,014Where you going?

69400:34:28,049 --> 00:34:30,132Somebody's got to make that coffee.

69500:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,560I'm sure the truth will come out,

69600:34:40,612 --> 00:34:43,279if, indeed, that's whatwe're all interested in.

69700:34:43,314 --> 00:34:46,732I know everybody in thiscourtroom has strong feelings

69800:34:46,784 --> 00:34:48,568about Nicholas Baron's past,

69900:34:48,620 --> 00:34:53,456but I submit he is not on trial


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here for his past.

70000:34:53,491 --> 00:34:56,909He is on trial for the murdersof Donald Kovack

70100:34:56,961 --> 00:34:58,744and Eddie Alonzo.

70200:34:58,796 --> 00:35:00,963[Remote control clicks]

70300:35:00,999 --> 00:35:03,132Single-breasted...

70400:35:06,004 --> 00:35:08,554Light blue or cream.

70500:35:08,590 --> 00:35:10,006Blue.

70600:35:11,643 --> 00:35:14,310Linen.

707

00:35:16,598 --> 00:35:19,765[Sighs]

70800:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,854Single pocket.

70900:35:32,196 --> 00:35:34,614[Indistinct conversations]

71000:36:40,014 --> 00:36:41,480Hello, there.

71100:36:41,516 --> 00:36:43,432James McGill, attorney at law.

71200:36:43,434 --> 00:36:45,434How are you this fine morning?

71300:36:45,436 --> 00:36:48,321

- I'm just fine. And how about you?- Very good.


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71400:36:48,356 --> 00:36:50,272Play fair.

71500:36:50,274 --> 00:36:51,824Oh, what do we got here?

71600:36:51,859 --> 00:36:53,859[Straining] I see.

71700:36:53,911 --> 00:36:56,412A piece is trying to get away.

71800:36:56,447 --> 00:36:58,080Enjoy the jello.

71900:36:58,116 --> 00:36:59,915Get to the bottom.

72000:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,701Wait. Who's the banker here?

72100:37:01,753 --> 00:37:04,203That's the only one I want to talk to.There he is.

72200:37:04,255 --> 00:37:05,454Hey. How are ya?

72300:37:05,456 --> 00:37:07,757I'm good. Whoa! What a grip, young man!

72400:37:07,792 --> 00:37:08,924Yeah, watch out.

72500:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,459That's my will-writing hand.

72600:37:10,461 --> 00:37:12,678- [Speaks indistinctly]- Okay.

72700:37:12,714 --> 00:37:16,265Hello, ladies. You look beautiful today.

72800:37:16,300 --> 00:37:17,933


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All right over there?

72900:37:17,969 --> 00:37:20,603Very good. Play fair.

730

00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:22,021Ah, no betting.

73100:37:22,056 --> 00:37:24,523Oh, wait a second. Is that Veronica lake?

73200:37:24,559 --> 00:37:27,943Give me a hug, beautiful.

733

00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,112Yes. You look great today.

73400:37:30,148 --> 00:37:32,448All right, no cheating.No hiding the tablet.

73500:37:32,483 --> 00:37:34,367Oh, what do we have here?

736

00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:46,300Hey, there he is... the man in the booth,

73700:37:46,335 --> 00:37:48,886John Wilkes booth, booth Tarkington.

73800:37:48,921 --> 00:37:50,470What you reading there?

73900:37:50,506 --> 00:37:52,839"The complete annotated book of rules

74000:37:52,892 --> 00:37:54,341for parking validation"?

74100:37:54,393 --> 00:37:56,009No.

74200:37:56,061 --> 00:37:59,096

The rules for parking validationare actually pretty simple.


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74300:37:59,098 --> 00:38:01,231Most people get it on the first try.

74400:38:01,267 --> 00:38:03,901Well, you'll be pleased to know

74500:38:03,936 --> 00:38:06,770I have the requisite stickers.

74600:38:06,772 --> 00:38:09,189Well, be still my heart.

74700:38:09,241 --> 00:38:10,607And...

74800:38:10,609 --> 00:38:13,911You can have this, as well.

74900:38:13,946 --> 00:38:16,246I'm doing elder law now.

75000:38:16,282 --> 00:38:18,115Need a will? Call McGill.

75100:38:18,117 --> 00:38:22,836So, give me a call if you, uh...

75200:38:22,871 --> 00:38:26,790Uh, if, uh, you happen to know any elders.

75300:38:27,793 --> 00:38:29,126Good night.

75400:38:29,128 --> 00:38:31,428Couldn't have a bad one if I tried.

75500:39:05,497 --> 00:39:07,748- Mike: Good night.- Night.

75600:39:35,361 --> 00:39:39,079[Indistinct conversations]

75700:40:34,586 --> 00:40:35,719[Seat belt clicks]


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75800:40:35,754 --> 00:40:37,637[Engine turns over]

75900:41:36,115 --> 00:41:38,615

[Engine turns over]

76000:42:00,506 --> 00:42:03,423[Engine shuts off]

76100:42:03,475 --> 00:42:05,976[Car door hinges creak]

76200:42:15,687 --> 00:42:18,188

[Car door hinges creak]

76300:42:21,740 --> 00:42:22,757Lucy: Out here in the hall and everything?

76400:42:22,839 --> 00:42:23,738Don't be so silly.

76500:42:23,739 --> 00:42:24,772Dan: Well, there's nobody around.

76600:42:24,839 --> 00:42:25,792Oh, but you never can tell when there's

76700:42:25,817 --> 00:42:26,696- someone around.- Then I'll come in.

76800:42:26,724 --> 00:42:28,307Oh, no, Dan, I wouldn't come inif I were you.

76900:42:28,342 --> 00:42:30,843- Really, we're going to be awfully late.- Well, don't be bashful, Lucy.

77000:42:30,895 --> 00:42:32,728Well, I'm not bashful, butI've never kissed you before,

77100:42:32,763 --> 00:42:34,730and I don't think


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this is exactly the place.

77200:42:34,765 --> 00:42:36,682Gosh, if you knew how crazy I am about you,

773

00:42:36,734 --> 00:42:39,834you wouldn't hesitate...I can't sleep nights.

77400:42:40,034 --> 00:42:41,734Oh, why don't you take some hot milk?

77500:42:41,786 --> 00:42:43,569I guess I must be in love,'cause it started right...

77600:42:43,585 --> 00:42:46,086[Television mutes]

77700:42:54,763 --> 00:42:57,264[Knocking on door]

77800:43:07,309 --> 00:43:09,359[Knocking continues]

77900:43:09,394 --> 00:43:11,895[Door hinges creak]

78000:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,220Long way from home, aren't you?

78100:43:20,255 --> 00:43:22,589You and me both.

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