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For those single out there,
enjoy while it last ... :-)
Before wedding: Roses are red, violets are blue Like it or not, I'm stuck with you After wedding - Roses are dead, I am blue You get on my head, I will sue you
Before wedding - She looks like Anita Sarawak After wedding - Don't know whether katak or biawak
Before wedding - Every night he brings you to Shangri-La After wedding - You want to go, he says Nanti-la
Before wedding - She enjoys his looks After wedding - She enjoys his cheque book
Before wedding - Weekends at Resor Tampak Siring After wedding - Furthest you go is Wisma Tampak Miring
Before wedding - He opens the car door After wedding - He opens his mouth and snores
Before wedding - She / he was your ideal After wedding - She / he becomes your ordeal