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What a Mitzvah...Day!
Mesivta Neimus Hatorah 3rd Annual Melava Malka
Koidenover Rebbe Holds Zos Chanukah Tisch
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The Baltimore Jewish Home is an independent bi-weekly newspaper. Opinions expressed by writers are not neces sarily the opinions of the publisher or editor. The Baltimore Jewish Home is not responsible for typographical errors, or for the kashrus of any product or business advertised within. The BJH contains words of Torah. Please treat accordingly.
Dear Readers,As Jews, our new year really starts as the days begin to get shorter and the breeze ushers
in chiller air. It takes us weeks to prepare for Rosh Hashana; it’s a time for introspection and retrospection, looking back on a year with a resolve to make the next year better and more fulfilled. January 1, though, heralds the start of the secular calendar and offers another opportunity to look back on a year gone by and resolve to make the new one better in so many ways. When I was younger, I would stay up until midnight to watch the New Year’s festivities. But I confess that it’s hard for me to get excited watching a crystal ball descend slowly to the count of ten and then—after the crowd that’s been shivering for hours on end cheers noisily—tada! It’s a brand new year! This year, my New Year’s resolution was that I would be in bed sleeping before the ball drops, which of course didn’t happen. I really hope I can keep it; my day is not always over by the time the clock strikes twelve. Preparing our year in review feature gives us the opportunity to take a walk down memory lane to the events that took place almost a year ago and bring them to you in an interesting and informative way. Some years, our walk down memory lane is more of a stroll; there were many events that were exciting, inspirational, or even humorous. This year, though, our walk was more leaden. Take, for instance, our brothers in Israel, who were under siege this year and have been bombarded by terrorist attacks. We mourned the deaths of many of our brothers who were killed al kiddush Hashem. Around the world, the nations make no secret of their disdain for the Jewish people; anti-Semitic attacks are rampant almost everywhere. This year, terrorist groups have proliferated and have become bolder in their attacks. ISIS, Boko Haram, al Qaeda, al Shabab…it was just a few years ago that we were shocked out of our innocence when terrorists invaded the shores of the United States. Now, these groups continue to shock us with their absolute hate and literal thirst for blood, as they publicly behead, maim and torture those they consider to be their enemies. In the United States, the past few months have been rocked by chaos and upheaval as many have come out to protest and defame the very law enforcement that upholds the security of our nation. It’s an upside down world, and it will take a very concerted effort by our officials to turn it right side up again. In our year in review feature, though, we tried to highlight the brighter side of the year’s events while giving you a comprehensive snapshot of 2014. I am sure that your walk down memory lane will be enjoyable.
Wishing you a wonderful year ahead filled with only good things,Yaakov
COMMUNITYAround the Community . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6
JEWISH THOUGHT
A Parsha Thought . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 36
Parenting Today . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 38
HUMOR & ENTERTAINMENTNotable Quotes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34
Centerfold . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 42
COVER STORY2014 Year in Review . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29
This is the Year You’ll Keep Those Resolutions . . . 40
LIFESTYLESIn the Kitchen: Flavorful Fish . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 35
How the IRS Views Miles & Points Earned from Purchasing and Flying . . . . . . . . . . . . . 37
10 Apartment Organization Tips to Maximize Space . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39
Forgotten Heroes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 44
My Israel Home . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 45
Your Money . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 46
Life Coach . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 46
NEWSGlobal News . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16
National News . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24
That’s Odd . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26
ISRAELIsrael News . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
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Mesivta Neimus Hatorah 3rd Annual Melava Malka
The third annual Melava Malka Kumzitz benefitting Mesivta Neimus Hatorah was held on Motzai Shabb-bos Parshas Vayeishev at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Levi Freidman. Fea-turing the talented Nachman Berg-man accompanied by Elie Cohen, attendees were treated to an evening of beautiful nigunim and inspiring stories. Rabbi Tzvi Teichman, Rav of Ohel Moshe and friend of the yeshi-va spoke about Chanukah, and tied it in to the important work Mesivta Neimus Hatorah does on a daily ba-sis. Akiva Fordsham of Gateshead,
England, and a student at the yeshiva spoke movingly about how the yeshi-va has helped him grow. Everyone left that night with a new appreciation for this unique institution. Special thanks to the host Levi Freidman for making it happen.
For over eight years, Mesivta Nei-mus Hatorah has been helping young men reach their potential through an individualized and motivational approach. For more info, check out our website at neimushatorah.org, or email [email protected].
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Koidenover Rebbe Holds Zos Chanukah Tisch BaltimoreJewishLife.com/Jeff Cohn
Looking Back at Rabbi Robinson’s Annual Wacky Menorah Contest in TA!
The Koidenover Rebbe, shlita, held a Zos Chaukah Tish on the early evening of Dec. 24 - 8th day of Chanu-kah 5775 - at Machzikei Torah, where a beautiful spread was served from Soup to Sufganiyot. The leibidiga at-mosphere included the magical music of Yehuda Mond, while the Rebbe enthralled the crowd with his divrei Torah:
Chanukah is a very elevated time. Every Jew who fulfills the Mitzva of kindling the Chanukah lights basks, when fulfilling that Mitzva, in the Su-pernal Light of the Shechina (the Al-mighty’s Presence). A story is relat-ed about the Chozeh (Seer) of Lublin who was told about a Jewish informer who caused most distress to the local
Jewish community. Visibly moved, the Chozeh related that this individual was bonding to the Shechina. Later, the Chozeh related that the reason he responded in this fashion was that the evildoer was kindling the Chanukah lights at that moment. Such is the amazing power of the Mitzva of Ner Chanukah!
The holy works relate that the final seal (Gmar Chasima) of our judgment during the High Holy Days (Yomim Nora’im) is applied on Chanukah. The understanding of this maxim is that there is an essential difference between the judgment of Rosh Ha-shana/Yom Kippur and that associated with Chanukah. The former critical-ly depends on and is inspired by our
own human efforts of repentance and self-improvement, which the latter is entirely at the initiative of and by ac-tion of the Almighty Himself.
Therein lies the secret of Chanu-kah.
The miracles of the victory at bat-tle under overwhelming odds and of the discovery and eight-day burning duration of a small jug of undefiled oil reflected Divine, not human, ini-tiative. This observation can answer the famous question of the Bais Yosef why we celebrate Chanukah and light the Menorah for eight days, when seemingly the miracle happened only for seven days (since the jug of oil discovered by the Kohanim contained enough oil for one day of burning).
In truth, observed the Rebbe, the Al-mighty was declaring that the entire eight period was indeed miraculous, and due to His initiative alone, even from the beginning of the epic. The lesson to be learned from this is as follows: When a person finds himself in a challenging scenario or in a ca-lamity, he is wont to be confused and overwhelmed with worry concerning its resolution. However, when he observes that, indeed, the Almighty has, indeed, arranged its resolution all along, he realizes that he had nothing to fear, even in the beginning of his perceived misfortune.
There were menorahs made out of cake, menorahs made out of Lego, and even some menorahs made out of plumbers’ piping! Loads of menorahs came through Rabbi Robinson’s door as his 5th grade class entered into Rab-bi Robinson’s Annual Wacky Meno-rah Contest. The boys were given two weeks’ notice and spent many hours
thinking up and creating their perfect wacky prototype! As the beautiful me-siba filled with singing, divrei torah — and even some skits—wound down, the time had come for the winners to be announced:
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norah of his own created: a vintage ice menorah, crafted with exquisite detail. The class enjoyed it only for a limited time before it started to “burn” down. The class had a wonderful time!
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Jewish Volunteer Connection’s Community Mitzvah Day was a suc-cess!
On December 25, over 1,000 peo-ple volunteered in more than 20 proj-ects - including soup kitchens, shel-ters, nursing homes, special needs programs/group homes and hospitals - throughout Baltimore. Six hundred of those volunteers came to the Jew-ish Community Centers to participate in various hands-on service projects and the assembly and delivery of 1,500 care packages donated to 10 service organizations.
More than 3,000 people were im-pacted by Mitzvah Day volunteers
on December 24 and December 25. The impact of volunteerism on our community is powerful and JVC has already begun to follow up with vol-unteers, partnering institutions and non-profit partners to inspire more hands-on involvement and to contin-ue meeting community needs through volunteer engagement.
To become a volunteer go to Jvc-baltimore.org or call: 410-843-7490 email: [email protected]
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Our glow-in-the-dark Chanukah Party was a huge success, as we cele-brated with over 70 teens with glow-ing dreidel glasses, a sushi menorah, Emuna Shiller’s famous baked goods and of course, authentic sufganiyot and Latkes! We lit the menorah and sang Chanukah songs, learned to find our inner Maccabee, and topped it off
with an ice cream bar! A huge thank you goes out to Yocheved Sharaby, Sara Primak and everyone on Chapter Board for pulling together an unbe-lievable Chanukah celebration as well as a special thank you to Ohel Moshe for the use of their wonderful space. Who’s excited for the Purim Party??
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STAR-K Visit Highlighted by Rav Binyomin Friedman on Atlanta Scholars Kollel Trip
By Margie Pensak
One of the first stops Rabbi Biny-omin Friedman made in Baltimore, on Thursday, December 11, after flying up the night before from Atlanta, was STAR-K Kosher Certification. The dozen or so men, aged 30-60, who ac-companied him were just some of his students at the Atlanta Scholars Kol-lel (ASK). The Kollel organized the trip for the purpose of providing the opportunity to learn in a Yeshiva—something that most of these men had never experienced in person.
“We spent Thursday through Sun-day at Yeshivas Ner Yisroel,” says Rabbi Friedman, an alumnus of the yeshiva who is the Rav of Congrega-tion Ariel in Dunwoody, Georgia, in addition to one of the founding reb-beim of ASK. “When we were not learning, we spent our time learning about the infrastructure of a frum community. The STAR-K was one of our first stops. Commercial Kashrus supervision is fundamental to the existence of the contemporary Jew-ish community. We also left ample opportunity to avail ourselves of the benefits of the STAR-K by stopping at as many Baltimore eating establish-ments as we could.”
STAR-K Kashrus Administrator Rabbi Zvi Goldberg, who addressed the ASK visitors while they were at STAR-K, said, “I very much enjoyed speaking to this group – they were highly motivated to hear how a major
agency arranges Kashrus on the prod-ucts they buy every day. This event was one of many educational events the STAR-K runs each year. Everyone on the STAR-K staff takes pleasure in teaching about Kashrus and we look
for opportunities to do so.”Some of the topics Rabbi Gold-
berg covered, using an array of STAR-K certified products as a back-drop for discussion, were: the spir-itual aspect of keeping kosher; how things become kosher; the manufac-turing process; how kosherization of plant equipment is necessary when it is also used for treif products; how products that involve more extensive supervision are more costly; and, products that you are allowed to buy without certification. An extensive Q & A session followed Rabbi Gold-berg’s prsentation and the questions
ran the gamut from Kosher basics to chumras, such as cholev Yisroel.
A chuckle was shared when Rabbi Goldberg concluded, “We are here to answer your questions, although we recommend that you ask your rabbi
first,” to which Rabbi Friedman add-ed, “You can ask me if you want to, but there’s no point in it, since I’m just going to call the STAR-K, any-way--you might as well go right to the source!”
ASK was founded in 1987 under the guidance of Rabbi Yaakov Wein-berg, z”l, then Rosh Hayeshiva of Ye-shivas Ner Yisroel. Rabbi Friedman was one of five rabbis who learned at the yeshiva who moved to Atlanta from Baltimore to start an outreach Kollel, the first of its kind in the world. Since its inception, the Kollel has grown to over 10 member fami-
lies, founded an outreach synagogue, and continues to inspire over 1,000 students a month. The Kollel families open up their homes and hearts to all Jews—regardless of affiliation—cre-ating both formal and informal learn-ing opportunities throughout Atlanta.
The success of ASK’s STAR-K visit is reflected in two of the students’ remarks, shared after their return home. David Karsh, of Dunwoody, said, “Our visit to the STAR-K offic-es was one of the highlights of what was a very inspirational visit to Bal-timore. Rabbi Zvi Goldberg was ex-tremely generous with his time and offered exceptional insight into how the STAR-K oversees the Kashrus of an unbelievable array of foods pro-duced in locations around the world. The entire STAR-K staff was friendly, hospitable, and ensured our visit was memorable.”
Elan Hertzberg, of Atlanta, cor-roborated, remarking, “Going behind the scenes at the STAR-K was very inspiring. So much effort and care is put into making sure customers can put their trust in this reliable hechsh-er. I left feeling that this was way more than just a business and that they were meticulous in bringing Ke-dusha to the world through the service of Kashrus.”
On Tuesday night, De-cember 23, the TA-PTA helped the boys of the Pre-school and Elemen-tary celebrate Zos Cha-nukah with its annual fun filled Chanukah Chagiga. The TA multi-purpose room was packed with families enjoying face painting, games, soda, chips, doughnuts, and —
new for this year — a speed pitch machine!
Congratulations to Ephraim Weingot and Akiva Meth for coming the closest to guessing the correct number of Laffy Taffys and candies in the big jar: both guessing 250, which was just one short of the actual count of 251.
TA-PTA Lower School Chanuka Chagiga! JSU Builds Menorahs!Over Chanukah, the JDSU clubs
welcomed Chanukah by building their own menorahs! They learned about the conflict between the Greeks and the Jews, and the miracle of our unlimited potential that we celebrate
this holiday. This year’s Chanukah was much more meaningful after they sanded, hammered, screwed and per-fected their own menorahs to light all 8 nights!
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‘‘ HAGAON HARAV YITZCHOK SCHEINER, SHLITARosh HaYeshiva, Kamenitz “There is nothing more important than learning a page of Mishnah Berurah every day. There is no better way to increase one’s desire to learn than by learning and joining. There is no learner of Daf HaYomi B’Halacha who can say, “I didn’t need to do this! Mishnah Berurah is something that virtually everyone needs to learn and wants to learn. There is no sefer as pleasant as the Mishnah Berurah...”
HAGAON HARAV CHAIM PINCHOS SCHEINBERG, ZT''LRosh HaYeshiva, Yeshivas Torah Ore “Baruch Hashem today we have the Mishnah Berurah, a sefer that helps make it easier to learn and know Halacha. Hashem should bless the entire Hanhalas Dirshu that you should be able to fulfill your mission…and be zocheh to expand the learning of Torah and specifically to continue to strengthen the learning of Mishnah Berurah.”
HAGAON HARAV GERSHON EDELSTEIN, SHLITARosh HaYeshiva, Ponevezh“Consistent and fixed times for learning Halacha leads to its proper fulfillment. It is known that people who weren’t so careful with Halacha, once they started to learn Halachos regularly, became meticulous in their adherence to Mitzvos - real tzadikim….as learning Halacha has an impact on one’s Yiras Shomayim as well!”
HAGAON HARAV CHAIM KANIVESKY, SHLITASar HaTorahWhen visited by Hanhalas Dirshu, Harav Kanivesky was very gratified to hear about the success of the Daf HaYomi B’Halacha program and the fact that new learners were joining every day. “Wonderful, wonderful,” he exclaimed, saying it was a “mitzvah gedolah, a great mitzvah” to engage in daily learning of Mishnah Berurah. In his understated way, Rav Chaim also acknowledged that daily learning of Mishnah Berurah has the power to bring the geulah.
HAGAON HARAV AHARON LEIB SHTEINMAN, SHLITAMaran, Rosh HaYeshiva, Orchos Torah“Do you know that when Rav Meir Shapiro first instituted the Daf Yomi many felt that it would not be successful over the long run, and after the easier masechtos were done, the whole program would just fizzle out. Look now at how many tens of thousands are finishing Shas with every machzor. The Daf Yomi ensured that so many people who would otherwise never finish Shas have become Shas Yidden. The same will transpire with the Daf HaYomi B’Halacha!”
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The Business of Human Trafficking
Last week, the Blue Sky M cargo ship was intercepted by Italian au-thorities on its way to Italy. But ship wasn’t just carrying packages; there were 768 Syrian migrants aboard.
Sarkas Rani, a 36-year-old Syrian, was the captain of the human traffick-ing vessel. He related that he was con-tacted in Turkey by human traffickers who had posted notices on Facebook offering clandestine passage to Eu-rope for $5,000 for individuals, or $4,500 per person in groups of 25 or more.
“They promised me $15,000 and the possibility of sending my entire family over,” Rani was quoted as saying by La Repubblica, which used transcripts of a police interrogation af-ter the Syrian was arrested December 31 in the Italian port of Gallipoli.
According to La Repubblica, Rani acknowledged having left the bridge to hide among the migrant passengers once he had set the ship’s autopilot to-ward Italy’s southern shore.
When bad weather made sailing dangerous, he approached Greek au-thorities and was given permission to take protective harbor until the sea calmed. The Greeks never boarded the ship to check the ship’s contents. He once again set off to Italy once the seas had calmed.
After detecting the Blue Sky M and getting no response to radio mes-sages, Italian naval officers were low-ered onto the ship by helicopter, then brought it under control and towed the
vessel and its passengers into Gallip-oli.
Two days later, another cargo ship abandoned by its crew was intercepted by the Italian navy and towed to port. The 360 migrant passengers of that vessel similarly told authorities they’d paid traffickers between $4,000 and $8,000 for passage to Europe.
Saudi Arabia: Be Jewish, Just Not Israeli
Good news for anyone on the job hunt. According to the Saudi Labor Ministry, Jews are officially allowed to work Saudi Arabia. The Labor Min-istry’s website now lists Judaism as one of the ten religions acceptable for foreign workers to practice. Among the other options were “Communism” and “no religion.”
To clear up any confusion, an un-named government source recently said work permits were issued based on nationality, and not religion, and there was no official ban issuing work visas to Jews, only Israelis. “We bar entry [into Saudi Arabia] only to those with Israeli citizenship. Other than that, we are open to most nationalities and religions,” he said. “For example, if a worker is a citizen of Yemen but practices Judaism, the [Saudi] Em-bassy [in Yemen] would not object to issuing him a work visa for the king-dom,” the source added.
Saudi Arabia, which has some of the most restrictive travel policies in the world, does not grant visas to Israelis or people with Israeli visa stamps in their passport. And although the government has officially said
that it does not discriminate against tourists based on religious affiliation, some would-be visitors in the past have reported having trouble obtain-ing a visa after identifying as Jewish.
Saudi Arabia is the only Gulf state that still bans the establishment of houses of worship belonging to reli-gions besides Islam.
Stampede in Shanghai Leaves 35 Dead
In Shanghai, China, a New Year’s Eve celebration quickly turned into a tragedy when a stampede broke out killing at least 35 people and wound-ing 43.
Authorities said that on the city’s famed waterfront tourist strip known as the Bund, large crowds started to stampede in Chen Yi Square short-ly before midnight. The cause of the stampede still remains unclear. Photo-graphs on Weibo, the Chinese version of Twitter, showed densely packed crowds of celebrators along the Bund, which is lined with buildings from Shanghai’s pre-Communist heyday on the bank of the Huangpu River.
Authorities working at the scene attempted to rescue and assist the in-jured. In some pictures, rescue work-ers can be seen trying to resuscitate victims lying on the pavement while ambulances waited nearby. The offi-cial Xinhua news agency said many of the injured were students.
By daybreak on Thursday, small crowds of partygoers lingered trying to find taxis home and workers began cleaning up the trash and debris scat-tered around the area.
Authorities had shown some con-cern about crowd control in the days leading up to New Year’s Eve. They recently canceled an annual 3D laser
show on the Bund that attracted as many as 300,000 people last year.
Saudi Airlines to Impose Separate Seating
After complaints from men who said they did not want their wives sit-ting next to other men, Saudi Airlines has said they will be implementing separate seating for its male and fe-male passengers.
“There are solutions to this prob-lem… we will soon enforce rules that will satisfy all passengers,” Saudi Airlines’ assistant manager for mar-keting, Abdul Rahman Al Fahd, was quoted as saying.
According to the report, close rel-atives of different genders will be al-lowed to sit together.
Saudi Arabia enforces a strict segregation of males and females in public spaces and forbids women from driving motor vehicles. Women are required to wear a headscarf and loose, black robes in public.
Operators of flights to and from Israel have faced similar complaints from men who refused to sit next to women. Some recent flights were de-layed when passengers refused to sit down in their designated seats.
A recent petition called on El Al to protect its female travelers by reserv-ing “a few rows of separate … seating on every flight, where for a fee, those passengers who need such seating can pre-book their seats and not annoy or coerce other passengers before take-off to change seats with them — there-by avoiding arguments, bullying, and delayed take-off.”
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Qatar Deports Hamas Leader
After hosting Khaled Mashaal for the past three years, Qatar has de-ported the Hamas leader. The move, which was first reported on Sunday by a Turkish newspaper, was denied by the terrorist group.
According to a report in left-wing Turkish newspaper Aydınlık, Qatar has faced significant pressure from Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates to deport Mashaal amid a diplomatic reconciliation process cur-rently underway between the small Gulf state and the Arab world.
According to CNN, citing a Hamas-run news agency, Mashaal and other Muslim Brotherhood members were most likely to head to Turkey.
In a written message on Tuesday, Israel’s Foreign Ministry congratu-lated Qatar for its decision to deport Mashaal. “The Foreign Ministry, led by Minister Avigdor Liberman, has advanced various moves to cause Qatar to carry out this step and stop aiding Hamas, directly and indirectly. To this end, Minister Liberman and the ministry’s professional staff have acted in overt and covert tracks with Qatar and other states. We expect the Turkish government to now follow suit,” the Foreign Ministry’s statement read.
Despite the revelations, Izzat al-Rishq, a Hamas official, denied the reports. “There is no truth to reports by certain media concerning the de-parture of Khaled Mashaal from Qa-tar,” he wrote on his Facebook page on Tuesday afternoon.
According to Arab media reports,
the deal between Egypt and Qatar last month included the closing of anti-Sissi Qatari news channel Al-Ja-zeera Mubasher Misr on December 22; the extradition of Egyptian Mus-lim Brotherhood members from Qatar to Egypt; and a halt to Qatar’s funding of the Muslim Brotherhood.
If Mashaal has indeed been deport-ed, it is not the first time the Hamas
leader has severed ties with those in the Arab world. He was expelled from Jordan in August 1999 and broke ties with the Assad regime in Syria in January 2012. Turkey, though, may be open to hosting the terrorist. The country has welcomed Saleh Al-Arou-ri, another leader of Hamas, to its land.
Terrorist Responsible for Killing of Three Israeli Teenagers Convicted
On July 11, Hussam Kawasme,
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Kawasme is responsible for plan-ning and financing the attack. He was also accused of trading war equip-ment, obstruction of justice, and har-boring wanted fugitives, but has not yet been convicted of those charges. Previously, Kawasme served six years in an Israeli prison for his involvement in other Hamas terror attacks.
Upon his arrest in the summer, he admitted to his role in the attack and also gave police information on other family members and acquaintances in-volved. The three teens were snatched from a hitchhiking post in Gush Etzi-on in the central West Bank. It is be-lieved that the boys were shot in the escape vehicle shortly after they were abducted.
According to the Shin Bet Gen-eral Security Services, the two men primarily responsible for planning the attack were Hussam and his brother, Mahmoud Kawasme. Mahmoud, who lives in Gaza, was released in 2011 from a 20-year sentence in an Israeli prison for his role in a 2004 suicide attack in Beersheba and exiled, as part of the Gilad Shalit deal, to the Hamas-controlled coastal enclave.
Supposedly, Hussam asked his brother for, and received, NIS 220,000 ($61,000) in cash in order to fund the attack. The money was hand-delivered to Hussam’s mother in envelopes and then used to purchase two rifles and two handguns from Adnan Zaro, 34,
of Hebron, and two cars, one for the abduction and one for the escape.
The two men responsible for the actual kidnapping and murders, Mar-wan Kawasme and Amer Abu Aysha, were both killed during a September arrest attempt in Hebron. IDF forc-es descended on the house where the suspects were believed to be hiding. After the terrorists refused to surren-der, forces fired on the home and both murderers were killed.
The Shin Bet believes that after the two terrorists disposed of the bodies and torched the newly stolen Hyun-dai used for the kidnapping, Marwan Kawasme arrived at Hussam’s house and explained the complications in the plan. The two then decided to re-trieve the bodies and bury them on a plot of land that Hussam had recently purchased.
On June 30, the bodies were dis-covered by an Israeli search team in a field outside Hebron. Hussam planned to flee to Jordan with forged papers, but was arrested before he had the chance to do so in the Shuafat refugee camp in East Jerusalem. On July 1, the state dropped a self-imposed ban on house demolitions that had been in place since 2005. Security forces de-stroyed Kawasme’s home in Hebron in August.
From Suicide Attack to the IDF
Eighteen years ago, at the age of six months, Shani Winter was injured in a bombing in Tel Aviv and rescued by a female officer at the scene. The heroic rescue was captured on camera. The baby was dressed in a clown cos-tume in honor of Purim and the irony of the tragic image quickly become an iconic photo of the 1997 suicide bombing.
This year, that little girl turned eighteen, and on Sunday, she was drafted into the IDF with the police-woman who saved her at her side to see her off. The officer, Ziona Busheri, accompanied Shani to the induction center at Tel Hashomer along with her father, sister, and grandmother.
However, there was one person who was missing from this momen-tous occasion: Shani’s mother.
On March 21, 1997, on the eve of Purim, Shani was taken to the café by her mother, Anat, to meet with Anat’s good friend, Yael Gilad. At 1:40pm, a suicide bomber entered the cafe and set off his bomb. Anat and Yael were killed immediately, along with Dr. Michal Avrahami, and 48 others were wounded. Baby Shani, who was in her stroller, was saved. “Mom simply covered me with her body. It was more important to her to protect me than herself,” Shani told Yedioth Ahronoth in an interview published two weeks ago.
“I’m the baby from the Café Ap-ropo bombing, and I’ll carry that for the rest of my life,” said Shani, who was raised by her father Micky. “I’m jealous of my friends who have moth-ers. I don’t know what it’s like to have a mother. On the other hand, I find comfort in the fact my mother saved me. That I was a part of her, and she protected me.”
Over the years, the Busheris and the Winters have been in contact reg-ularly. Shani’s grandmother, Zehava, is a close friend of Busheri, who has three children of her own.
“It’s very moving for me, very important to me; I’ve also adopted them,” Busheri told Channel 2. “I’ll never forget that day.” “Memories of this awful bombing accompany me every day. I will never forget the moment I picked Shani up and ran to search for her family. And here she is, the baby we all remember has grown up and is joining the IDF. I embrace her and cross my fingers that she suc-ceeds.”
Mickey Winter, Shani’s father, said that he first discovered that his wife and infant daughter were at the bombing after he identified the baby in Busheri’s arms on TV. Mr. Winter said that his daughter is passionate about serving in the army along with
her peers. “It’s too bad her mother isn’t here,” he added. “She would have been excited, too.”
Shani has now come full circle. She will be protecting her country and the citizens of Israel against those who plan attacks against our nation. “I’m very excited about this new journey and the interesting and challenging role I’ll have in my army service,” Shani said.
Israel Erased From Middle East Maps
In a shameful omission, the Brit-ain-based HarperCollins publishing house has removed Israel from maps in atlases that it sells to English-speak-ing schools in the Middle East. Col-lins Bartholomew, a map-publishing company that is a subsidiary of Harp-erCollins, said that including Israel in its “Collins Primary Geography Atlas for the Middle East” would have been “unacceptable” to their customers in the Gulf, and leaving Israel off the maps incorporated “local preferenc-es.”
The atlas is advertised by the com-pany as being “developed specifically for schools in the Middle East,” ac-cording to its website. “The maps give in-depth coverage of the region and its issues,” it also states. While Israel is not demarcated on the maps, the West Bank is clearly labeled.
Dr. Jane Clements, director of the United Kingdom’s Council of Chris-tians and Jews, said: “Maps can be a very powerful tool in terms of dele-gitimizing ‘the other’…We would be keen to see relevant bodies ensure that all atlases anywhere reflect the official United Nations position on nations, boundaries and all political features.”
Last year, Scholastic publishing
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More and More Making Aliyah
It is quite a testament to the love the Jewish people have for Israel that in a year filled with war and tension, 2014 was a record-breaking year for aliyah. According to the end-of-year figures released by the Jewish Agency for Israel and the Ministry of Immi-grant Absorption, aliyah hit a 10-year high in 2014 – with the arrival of about 26,500 fresh immigrants. This marks a 32% increase compared to the approximately 20,000 immigrants who made aliyah to Israel in 2013.
For the first time in Israel’s histo-ry, France has topped the list of coun-tries of origin for immigrants to Israel – 7,000 new immigrants from France arrived in Israel in 2014, more than twice as much as the 3,400 French immigrants who arrived last year. Furthermore, about 5,840 new immi-grants came to Israel from Ukraine, compared to 2,020 in 2013. The 190% immigration increase was primarily due to the ongoing instability in the eastern part of Ukraine.
Jewish Agency Chairman Natan Sharansky said, “2014 was a year of record-breaking aliyah. This year also saw a historic shift: for the first time in Israel’s history, the number of im-migrants who came to Israel from the free world is greater than that of im-
migrants fleeing the countries in dis-tress. This trend is evidence of Israel’s attractiveness as a place where it’s good to live, as well as of the success of our joint efforts to promote aliyah and strengthen connections between Jews around the world and the State of Israel.”
Minister of Immigrant Absorp-tion Sofa Landver expects “that some 10,000 new immigrants will come from France alone next year, and we will surpass 30,000 immigrants from around the world – and even more.”
At the top of the list of cities that took in the most new immigrants in 2014 is Tel Aviv, which welcomed 3,054 new citizens. Following Tel Aviv, the coastal city of Netanya came in second place, embracing 2,923 new immigrants, and Jerusalem came in third place with 2,808 new immi-grants moving to the holy city.
Netanyahu Wins Primary
Don’t wave shalom to Prime Min-ister Netanyahu just yet…
Wednesday’s Likud leadership race confirmed what experts predict-ed: Prime Minister Benjamin Net-anyahu won with 80 percent of the votes, beating his only contender, Danny Danon, who garnered just 20% of the ballots.
According to estimates, 55% of registered Likud members cast their ballots on Wednesday. The Li-kud’s 96,000 registered party sup-porters also chose the party’s Knesset list. According to preliminary results, Knesset Speaker Yuli Edelstein was in the lead for the second slot on the list under Netanyahu, followed by Interi-or Minister Gilad Erdan and Tourism Minister Yisrael Katz.
Miri Regev was also said to break into the top five, followed by Energy and Water Minister Silvan Shalom, Defense Minister Moshe Ya’alon, Yariv Levin, Ze’ev Elkin, and Stra-tegic Affairs Minister Yuval Steinitz. Danon, a former deputy defense minister sacked by Netanyahu, who came in fifth in the last primaries, did not make the top 10. Late Wednes-day, Danon conceded defeat and con-gratulated the prime minister, calling for party unity ahead of national elec-tions set for March 17. “From the emerging results, Prime Minister Ben-jamin Netanyahu won the election,” Danon said soon after the ballot boxes closed. “I congratulate the prime min-ister and wish him success.”
Netanyahu voted at the polling station in the Jerusalem Convention Center with his wife, Sara. “These primaries will decide who will receive authority to lead Likud and safeguard the State,” he said. “We need a good list and I asked for the right to hold two slots. Likud is among the few factions that have democratic internal elections.”
It’s Never too Early to Teach Hate
Here’s a glimpse into motherhood in radical Islamist culture.
Every parenting book agrees that children are highly impressionable at a young age, and a recent publication that serves as a radical Islamist guide for mothers agrees. The goal of pro-moting and teaching violence starts when children are only toddlers.
The “Sister’s Role in Jihad” has been posted online to jihadist websites recommending “appropriate” bedtime
stories and teaching children to play darts. Details of the book were de-scribed by the U.S.-based Middle East Media Research Institute in advance of an upcoming report on how radical Islamists indoctrinate children. The book recommends, in line with West-ern psychology, that training should begin as early as possible and warns that even toddlers can be led astray.
“Don’t underestimate the lasting effect of what those little ears and eyes take in during the first few years of life!” the book says.
The guide suggests that teach-ing jihad should be fun. Children should visit jihadi websites, hear ji-hadi bedtime stories, and play games that perfect their aim so that they can eventually kill the enemy with great precision. Practicing with toy guns is recommended, although mothers should “make it very clear who their target should be and who their target should not be.”
In addition, the guide dictates that television should be banned because “it mostly teaches shamelessness, anarchy, and random violence.” You know, as opposed to targeted killing of Jews, Israelis, and Americans.
“As we move into 2015, al Qaeda and its affiliates, ISIS, and other jihadi groups worldwide continue to invest a lot of effort in indoctrination of the next generation of fighters,” said Ste-ven Stalinsky, the executive director of the Middle East Media Research Institute.
“No matter what happens in Iraq and Syria in the near future, the next generation – the children of [Islamic State “caliph” Abu Bakr al-] Baghda-di and grandchildren of [Osama] bin Laden — have already been brain-washed to hate the West and to strive for jihad and martyrdom,” he said.
The authors of the parenting guide are unknown but according to the re-port, it has been posted to various ji-hadist websites along with gruesome images of children holding guns, or in some cases, severed heads.
“They have been trained on the battlefield and know how to create bombs and suicide belts and to behead and crucify the innocent,” Stalinsky said. “This is something we must be prepared for and understand.”
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Jerusalem Unity Prize Remembers our Achdut
The Jerusalem Unity Prize has been established in memory of the three Israeli teens who were kid-napped and murdered by Palestinian terrorists last June.
Jerusalem Mayor Nir Barkat an-nounced the award on Thursday in a video featuring the mothers of the three victims, Gil-ad Shaar, Eyal Yifrach, and Naftali Fraenkel hy”d. The mothers called on all Jews across the world “to take a deep breath [and] bridge the gaps that divide us.” The boys’ mothers became a symbol of unity during the 18-day ordeal follow-ing the kidnapping.
The prize was developed in part-nership with the families of the three boys and Jerusalem-based organiza-tion Gesher as a way to perpetuate the spirit of unity which existed across Is-rael and around the world during the days following the kidnapping. The award will be presented in three sep-arate categories: Individuals or Orga-nizations, Social Initiatives, and Israel and the Diaspora, each with prizes of up to $25,000. Winners will be se-lected from a committee chaired by Barkat, the parents of the three boys, and dignitaries from Israel and the Di-aspora.
“While grappling with the un-known question of the fate of their sons, the Yifrach, Shaer and Fraenkel families taught the entire world a remarkable lesson in courage and showed us that unity is a value that en-ables us to overcome even the greatest challenges,” Barkat said. “The Jerusa-lem Unity Prize will spread this mes-sage from Jerusalem across the world and become the eternal legacy of these three remarkable young men.”
In addition, an exceptional Unity Day is being planned for June 3, 2015 in Jerusalem where the awards will be presented alongside programming to promote unity initiatives. The event is planned to be held on the one year an-niversary of the boys’ deaths.
The prize is funded by Ira and In-geborg Rennert, Jay and Jeanie Schot-tenstein, Robert and Amy Book, Da-vid and Sarena Koschitzky and the UJA Federation of New York.
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No More Tiger Selfies and Other Strange Laws for 2015
It’s a new calendar year and with that comes a whole bunch of new laws, some relevant, and others quite bizarre.
If you’re a teenage in Nevada, you better show up to school regularly or else you may be denied your driver’s license. Students who are declared ha-bitually truant could be delayed from obtaining a driver’s license, or could have their license suspended. Talking about driving, in California and Con-necticut, drivers’ licenses will be available for all adults even those that are in the country illegally. In Florida, all children aged 4 and 5 will be re-quired to sit in a child safety seat or booster seat.
In Massachusetts, direct-to-con-sumer wine shipping has been ap-proved, meaning out-of-state winer-ies will be allowed to ship goods to residents of Massachusetts this year. L’chaim!
If you are a chicken or other live-stock in California, you were just grant-
ed more living space. A ballot initia-tive approved by voters in 2008 takes effect, restricting the confinement of egg-laying hens, breeding sows, and veal calves. The Humane Society of the United States says the law goes further than any other in the country when coupled with a law signed by former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger that extends the space requirements for egg-laying hens to out-of-state suppliers. More space for each chick-en, means less chickens, which means less eggs…Better start liking tofu.
The average voting age is 18 but in Louisiana, residents can register to vote as young as 16. Just to be clear, they may only register at that age but they may only begin voting at 18.
New York, Rhode Island, Arkan-sas, Connecticut, Florida, Ohio, Mary-land, and Massachusetts have all in-creased their minimum wage this year.
Hope you got your tiger selfies in last year because effective early Feb-ruary, tiger selfies are banned in New York. What is a tiger selfie? Well, it’s a cell phone photo of yourself with a lion, tiger, or other big cat. The mea-sure, which specifically prohibits con-tact between members of the public and big cats at animal shows, passed after self-portraits with the animals started becoming more popular online, particularly with some young men on dating sites.
And while we have your atten-tion, New Yorkers, as of January 1, all consumers are required to recycle old computers, televisions and video game consoles.
2015 is going to be a fun year!
Is the NYPD Slowing Down?
There has been a dropdown in ar-rests by the NYPD in recent weeks. Is it coincidence or a deliberate slow-down by the police force? That’s what New York Police Commissioner Bill Bratton said will be investigated—to see if the force was intentionally slack-ing off in the midst of a tense time be-tween the mayor and the police.
Any New York City police offi-cers refusing to make arrests or issue traffic violations to express their dis-
satisfaction with Mayor Bill de Blasio will face forceful consequences, the department’s top cop said on Monday.
“We’re watching that very close-ly,” Bratton said. He’s ordering a “comprehensive review of what has been happening,” drilling down to the precinct and squad car level to deter-mine who is working and who may be dropping the ball.
According to the Daily News, the number of summonses in the city is down 90 percent for the week ending Sunday, while arrests are down 56 per-cent compared to the year before. The steep drop in arrests follows several public incidents in which hundreds of police officers turned their backs to the mayor. They first turned as the mayor arrived at a New York City hospital af-ter the killing of two police officers, Wenjian Liu and Raphael Ramos, by a man apparently seeking revenge for two deaths involving police officers.
The officers turned their backs again, first at Ramos’s funeral and then at Liu’s funeral this Sunday, to express their dissatisfaction with de Blasio’s treatment of the NYPD. De Blasio’s critics have charged that the mayor inflamed anti-police tensions by sympathizing with those protesting the treatment of Brown and Garner.
“At this time, I would not use the term slowdown,” Bratton said. But he added that if he determines that the drop in arrests is part of an organized effort on the part of police, “we will deal with it very forcefully.” Despite the apparent slacking in summonses and arrests, there was a 4.6 decline in major crimes last year.
Last month, de Blasio called for a moratorium on protests against ex-cessive use of police force until after both officers had been buried. Now that they have both been laid to rest, protests are likely to resume. The city
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Surge in Cubans Heading to the U.S.
Spurred on by the hope of a better life, more and more Cubans are flee-
ing Cuba and heading for the Florida shores. In fact, in just the last few weeks, the Coast Guard says they have noticed a surge in Cubans fleeing the country.
U.S. authorities have captured, in-tercepted or chased away 421 Cubans since December 17, mostly in the Flor-ida Straits, said Lt. Cmdr. Gabe Som-ma, spokesman for the Coast Guard’s 7th District in Miami. In comparison, in all of December 2013, the Coast Guard only encountered 222 migrants fleeing Cuba. The surge is primarily due to the recent announcement of reconciliation between the two coun-tries. Cubans are hoping to capitalize on the warmth between Cuba and the United States—before things possibly change once again.
Some Cubans, though, are still aware of the dangers of heading to America in small craft in open waters. “I’m crazy to leave, but I’m not going to throw myself into the sea, I’m not going to do it,” Juan Moreno, 34, said in Havana on Monday. “He who does
that is crazy.”The Coast Guard says the signif-
icant increase in the number of Cu-ban migrants has been prompted by rumors that an abrupt end is coming as soon as January 15 to the so-called wet foot-dry foot policy that usually shields Cubans from deportation if they reach U.S. shores. U.S. officials are denying any immediate changes to policy. “There is no change to immi-gration law. This rumor is just putting people in harm’s way. The rumors are just not true,” Somma pointed out.
The overall number of migrants making risky sea voyages toward U.S. shores from the Caribbean, in-cluding Cuba and other countries, has spiked in the past year. According to the Coast Guard, in the fiscal year that ended September 30, U.S. authorities captured, intercepted or chased away at least 5,585 Haitians, 3,940 Cubans and hundreds from the Dominican Re-public and other Caribbean countries attempting to sneak into the country.
For nearly 50 years, Cubans have
had a unique privilege. The Cuban Adjustment Act has given them a vir-tually guaranteed path to legal resi-dency and eventual citizenship. Over the years, hundreds of thousands of Cubans have taken perilous raft trips to Florida and land journeys through Central America and Mexico with the knowledge that they would not be de-ported. Those caught at sea, though, are generally sent home.
The New Face of Congress 2015
The 114th Congress convened for the first time this week and there are a lot of new faces. In 2015, a total of 96 racial minorities will serve in Congress. A record 104 women will represent their states, and for the first time, African-American members of both genders and representing both parties will be among the ranks on
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There are 100 senators and 435 seats in the House. There will be 246 Republicans and 188 Democrats in the House. One seat is vacant follow-ing the resignation of Rep. Michael Grimm, R-N.Y., who pleaded guilty to a felony tax evasion charge. The Senate has 54 Republicans and 44 Democrats, plus two independents this year — Maine’s Angus King and Ver-mont’s Bernie Sanders.
Among new female lawmakers is Elise Stefanik. The 30-year-old New York Republican is the youngest woman ever elected to the House. Also making history is Mia Love, 38, whose election to a suburban Salt Lake City district made her the first black female Republican to win a seat in Congress. Forty four African-Americans will serve in the House, including Love and another black Republican fresh-man, Will Hurd of Texas.
There are 34 Hispanic lawmakers in Congress this year, including 10 Re-publicans, as well as 10 Asian-Amer-icans and two Native Americans, both Oklahoma Republicans.
This Congress is seeing a lot of fresh faces. 43 Republicans and 15 Democrats were sworn in as House
freshmen. The Senate also welcomed 13 new members — 12 Republicans and one Democrat, Gary Peters of Michigan.
Jury Selection in Process for Boston Marathon Bomber
On Monday, a difficult jury se-lection process began for Dzhokar Tsarnaev, 21, one of the two brothers accused of planning and carrying out the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing. The April 15 attack left three dead and over 260 wounded in the most dev-astating mass-casualty attack on U.S. soil since September 11, 2001.
Tsarnaev is a naturalized U.S. citi-zen and could receive the death penal-ty if convicted in federal court in Bos-ton. He has pleaded not guilty to all 30 charges against him.
Some 1,200 prospective jurors have been summoned to U.S. Dis-trict Court in Boston. Judge George O’Toole will seek to narrow down that group to a panel of 12 jurors and six alternates to hear a trial expected to last three to five months.
Initially, Tsarnaev’s lawyers at-tempted to have the case transferred out of Boston but their request was denied. His attorneys argued that it
is impossible to find an unbiased jury due to the intense news coverage sur-rounding the attack and the fact that thousands of people attended the race or hid in their homes during a day-long lockdown in the greater Boston area following the bombing when the suspects were still on the loose. How-ever, experts countered that it will be practically impossible to find jurors uninformed of the details of the bomb-ing even outside of Boston.
“This case presents unique dif-ficulty in terms of seating a jury that will be able to analyze the case fairly,” said former federal prosecutor Thom-as Peisch, an attorney with the Boston law firm Conn Kavanaugh. “This inci-dent is seared into the consciousness of people who live in Massachusetts.”
The Tsarnaev brothers were Mus-lim ethnic Chechens whose family immigrated to the United States about a decade before the attack, settling in Cambridge, Massachusetts, just outside Boston. According to prose-cutors, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev scrawled messages on the inside of the hull of the dry-docked boat where he was found taking refuge four days after the attack that clearly implied the attack was politically motivated. Accord-ing to court documents, the messages read, “The U.S. government is killing our innocent civilians” and “I can’t stand to see such evil go unpunished.”
Tsarnaev’s lawyers are expected to argue that the younger of the two’s actions were highly influenced by the older brother, Tamerlan. Tamerlan was a boxer that is also suspected of hav-ing a role in a 2011 triple murder in Waltham, Massachusetts, a suspicion that was only detected after the Bos-ton attack. He was killed in a shootout with authorities while on the run after the Boston bombing.
Top Baby Names Include Moshe, Chaya, Miriam
NYC’s Health Department re-leased its annual ranking of the most popular baby names of the year. Some of the names on the list were surpris-ing; others were names that we see ev-ery year—and hear at the park all the
time. Overall, the top baby boys’ name
in New York City last year was Jayden and the top girls’ name was Sophia, for the second year in a row. However, among white babies, Esther was the third most popular girls’ name, trailed by Sarah, Leah, Rachel, Chaya, Mir-iam, and Chana. The name Leah was the seventh most popular overall for girls, regardless of ethnicity, up from number nine last year.
This may not be that shocking, considering that New York City is probably the most highly concentrated Orthodox city in the world, aside from Israeli cities. Orthodox families gener-ally have large families and celebrate many births throughout the year.
The most popular boys’ names last year included Moshe (#4), together with other biblical names also com-mon among non-Jews, like David, Joseph, Daniel, Benjamin, and Jacob.
According to the report, 120,457 babies were born in New York City in 2013—that’s a whole lot of diapers!
Longtime Sports Anchor Succumbs to Cancer
ESPN news anchor Stuart Scott died this week at the age of 49. The famously upbeat and outspoken sports
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expert succumbed to an eight year bat-tle with cancer. “ESPN and everyone in the sports world have lost a true friend and a uniquely inspirational fig-ure in Stuart Scott,” said ESPN presi-dent John Skipper. “His energetic and unwavering devotion to his family and to his work while fighting the battle of his life left us in awe, and he leaves a void that can never be replaced.”
Scott recently addressed his uncer-tain future when accepting an ESPY award. “When you die, it does not mean that you lose to cancer,” he in-spired the audience. “You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, and in the manner in which you live.”
While Scott thanked his bosses at ESPN during that memorable ora-tion, he made it clear that there was no career moment that could ever sur-pass what he considered his life’s best highlight. “The best thing I have ever done, the best thing I will ever do,”
Scott said. “Is being a dad to Taelor and Sydni.” He then asked his daugh-ters to “come up here and give dad a hug because I need one.”
Safest States in the Nation
By now we all know which states
are definitely not on the list of safest states in America—think Illinois or New York—but in which states are you least likely to be the subject of a violent crime?
Overall violent crimes dropped across the United States by 4.4% in 2013 compared to the year before, ac-cording to estimates released by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). In the last decade, the number of vi-olent crimes declined by nearly 15%.
John Roman, senior fellow at pub-lic policy research organization he Ur-ban Institute, raised a good point in a recent interview with 24/7, “A 4.4% reduction in violent crime is astonish-ing. If you saw a similar increase in GDP, or a similar decrease in unem-ployment, it would be huge national news.”
The national average is obviously a mean of all 50 states; some states’ crime rates increased substantially
while others went up considerably less. For example, in Vermont, the vi-olent crime rate dropped by more than 19% in 2013 from 2012 — the largest reduction in the country. The state was also the safest, with 115 violent crimes reported per 100,000 people. The na-tional average is 368 violent crimes per 100,000 people in 2013. In six of America’s 10 safest states, there were less than 200 violent crimes reported per 100,000 residents.
In the country’s safest states, mur-der and non-negligent manslaughter were especially infrequent. Five of the 10 states reported less than two such crimes per 100,000 people last year. Similarly, aggravated assault rates did not exceed the national rate of 229 incidents per 100,000 Americans in any of the safest states. Nine of the 10 safest states reported less property crimes per 100,000 residents than the national rate of 2,730 property crimes
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per 100,000 Americans. Motor vehicle crimes in particular were especially uncommon. There were less than 100 vehicle thefts reported per 100,000 state residents in five of the 10 states, versus 221.3 such thefts per 100,000 people nationwide.
While there is no way to draw a definitive conclusion as to why lev-els of safety vary so drastically, there are some indicators. Socioeconomic status tends to play a significant role in crime rates. A typical household earned more than the national median household income of $52,250 in six of the 10 states last year. Residents of the nation’s safest states were also far less likely than other Americans to live in poverty. The poverty rate in all but two of the 10 states was lower than the national rate of 15.8% last year. Ad-ditionally, most residents in the safest states were more educated than those in other states.
So what’s the safest state in the nation? Seems like criminals don’t like maple syrup. Vermont was the safest state in the United States, with only ten murders in all of 2013. Maine came in at number two, followed by Virginia, Wyoming and Kentucky. New Hampshire, Idaho, Utah, Minne-sota and Montana rounded out the top ten safest states in the country.
That’s OddHappy Birthday Times Three
Autumn Rain Stover is lucky: her parents will never forget her birth-day—and she will never forget theirs.
You see, the tiny newborn made her debut in a Cleveland hospital on New Year’s Day. It was a day of celebra-tion for her parents—in more ways than one.
Her mother, Qiana Stover, was also born on New Year’s Day—35 years ago. Her dad, Raheen Stover, entered this world 36 years ago—on New Year’s Day. “She’s one in a million,” the proud dad said. “She’s a blessing in countless ways,” he added.
According to Fox8, the baby is actually one in 48-million—that’s the chances of all three family members having the same date of birth.
Autumn Rain came at the perfect time—she wasn’t due until January 10—but I guess she sensed the cele-bration in the air!
Timeless Trees
These trees don’t just grow in Brooklyn.
For the past 14 years, Beth Moon has scoured the ends of the earth for the world’s most unique trees. The photographer grew up in the Unit-ed Kingdom, surrounded by nature’s towering beauties, and she felt it was natural to photograph them. “I had a special connection with them and I used to play in them as a child,” she recalls.
One particular oak — called the Bowthorpe Oak in England’s Lincoln-shire — helped kick start Moon’s 14-year photographic project on trees. When Beth learned that the oak had lost a major part of its branch after a storm, she decided to capture as many of the world’s ancient trees before they died or were destroyed.
The project has taken her to far-flung places like Madagascar and the
island of Socotra, off the Horn of Af-rica. Beth also went to Yemen, where she captured the Dragon’s blood trees. “It looks like an umbrella blown in-side out, and has a scarlet-colored res-in from which it gets its name,” Beth says. The resin is used to make dyes and medicines. She ended up sleeping curled up under a tree during her trip there.
By photographing these rare and ancient trees, Beth’s hope is to raise awareness about the beauty and fragil-ity of nature. Her book, Ancient Trees: Portraits of Time, was published last September.
Human Bullet Tester
Want to be shot at and slathered in paint? Have I got a job for you!
UK Paintball revealed that over 10,000 people from all over the world have applied for a job as a professional human paintball target. The company was astonished that so many people for vying for the position that is messy and possibly painful—with a salary of approximately $61K.
“This incredible response is the last thing we expected when we posted the advert,” said UK Paintball owner Justin Toohig. “We couldn’t have pre-dicted that so many people in the UK and beyond would want to get shot for a living.”
The company was open at what the job entails. “We are currently looking for someone to join the team and be-come our official ‘bullet tester,’” the website reads. “The job will essen-tially involve being shot at with every new batch of paint bullets to ensure that all health and safety checks are in place, before we can use them on the general public and paying custom-ers. Whilst the checks will of course
be carried out by trained professionals with a wealth of experience, the role may pose a small risk of pain, discom-fort and some bruising.”
Despite the pain, applicants are lining up to join on as the human bul-let tester. One was an ex-Army soldier who boasted of his experience with guns; another was a former assistant for a magician who almost lost his life to a bullet gone awry in magic trick.
“It’s going to be a real struggle attempting to whittle down the thou-sands of applicants to just one,” Too-hig said. “We have been so incredibly inundated with amazing candidates wanting the job that we are now con-sidering an X Factor-style boot camp for the final 10, to see just who can handle being shot for a living.”
Sounds like these guys are dye-ing for the job.
Burglar’s RemorseWhen a Florida woman came
home one day, she was shocked to find her apartment burglarized. Even more surprising was the fact that the burglar was still in her home—and remorseful about what he was doing.
“I walk into my room, and I find all my [friend’s] shoes and clothes thrown on the floor,” the woman is heard saying in a recorded 911 call. ”I said, ’So you’re trying to rob us?’ And he’s like, he nodded his head.”
Johnathan Johnson, 20, apparent-ly had a change of heart. He told the woman he wanted to use the money he was stealing to buy presents for his son. But then he apologized for his actions, cleaned up the mess and re-turned the cash.
“I made him leave, and when I came back, he put the [window] screen back on,” the woman told the 911 dis-patcher. ”I asked him, ’Where’s my money?’ And he’s like, ’I forgot to give it to you.’”
Despite his repentance, the woman still reported Johnson to the police. I guess there’s no such a thing as true buyer’s—I mean burglar’s—remorse.
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A Treehouse for the Birds
In my days, treehouse were built by industrious ten-years-old and were dangerous for anyone weighing more than 65 pounds. Treehouses nowa-days are at a whole different level. In fact, Mike and Pat Splinter’s treehouse is more house than tree.
The Splinters’ abode in the sky is 500-square-feet and features a full kitchen and a bathroom—with all the plumbing. Just last month, the struc-ture was featured on a show called “Treehouse Masters,” with the family making candy in the treehouse kitch-en.
But now, Northern California au-thorities are not too happy with the Splinters living the life in the air. The family already has a full guesthouse on their property. And so authorities say that the treehouse’s kitchen and mattress must go. Apparently, guests won’t be able to sleep in the tree-house—it’s for the birds.
“They can use it for entertaining,” Placer County deputy planning direc-tor E.J. Ivaldi pointed out. “What the county approved was a residential ac-cessory structure. For the purpose of them being able to do a TV show, they were allowed to build a kitchen with the understanding that the kitchen would come out.”
What’s the point of a treehouse without a kitchen with stainless steel appliances?
Honking at a PriceIn India, honking is de rigueur.
Taxi drivers honk to get ahead; they
honk to express their displeasure; they honk just to honk. But now someone is looking to limit that honking and possibly bring some peace to riders in the country.
Jayraj Salgaonkar is a publisher, economist, and an analyst. People in India honk “just to prove their exis-tence,” he says wittingly. Over the last eight years, he’s worked with the Indi-an Institute of Technology to develop the “Oren” — a horn usage meter.
The Oren is a small plastic box that fits into a car and measures the amount of electricity the horn draws from the car’s battery. “You measure it and you pay for it,” Salgaonkar explains.
Every time you honk, it costs mon-ey; the longer you hold down the horn, the more it costs. Drivers could buy scratch cards with fixed amounts of honking time, and when the horn time is almost up, their taillights will start to flash.
So far, for two years, Salgaonkar is still working with politicians to get them onboard with his project. If it becomes mandatory in some states, he hopes others will follow suit.
I think this sounds like a great idea. Honk if you think the Oren is the way to go.
The Truck that Keeps on Truckin’
Want a car that’s going to last forever? Maybe ask Bob Sportel for some advice. When he was 24, back in 1976, he purchased a used, rusting 1957 Chevy pickup truck for just $75. He needed a way to get to work and $75 seemed like a good price. Well, it wasn’t just a good price—it was the price of a lifetime because this is the
truck that just keeps on giving. Spor-tel is finally retiring after 38 years at his job—and he’s still driving that same rusting pickup truck.
According to KARE-TV in Min-nesota, Sportel originally tried to buy the truck for $50. His only “extrava-gance,” as he puts it, is four oil chang-es a year. He’s applied several layers of duct tape to the upholstery—the better to wipe up ketchup and grease from the seats. There are rust holes at the bottom of the truck—the perfect way to air condition the car during the summer.
How many miles are on this in-vincible auto? It’s hard to say—may-be 300,000—because the odometer hasn’t worked since 1976. But one thing’s for sure: car and man are loyal friends. Sportel has no plans on giving up his truck and it seems like the truck has no plans on giving up on Sportel.
No More Snowy Dibs
Ever spent an hour digging your car out after a snowstorm only to find that when you returned to your spot, there was another car in it? Well, that’s life. But in Boston, “dibs,” where residents don’t park in other people’s spots that
have been dug out, is the norm, and woe to the person who takes another person’s spot.
Bostonians are serious about their parking spaces. Cars parked in saved spaces after a blizzard in February 2013 saw their tires slashed by the an-gry residents who had initially shov-eled the spaces out. They had broken the code of winter-parking dibs: Shov-eling out a parking space entitles the shoveler to that specific space, accord-ing to popular convention. The claim is signaled by putting something in the space as a placeholder. (A chair, a shovel, a garbage can…)
The administration of Boston Mayor Martin J. Walsh recognizes space-saving as a “guideline,” even though enraged residents may re-sort to vandalism to enforce these conventions.
This winter, though, South End is trying to turn away from the practice. “We Don’t Do ‘Dibs’ Here” is embla-zoned across posters hanging in South End.
Is it possible for a neighborhood association to succeed in this endeav-or when even the mayors of Boston have subtly nodded their heads to the practice? Former Mayor Thom-as M. Menino accepted the custom of space-saving, although his administra-tion limited it to 48 hours from the end of a snow emergency. Yes, you can key each other’s cars—but only for two days after the snow falls.
During Mayor Walsh’s tenure, his office said “citizens should call the mayor’s hotline if their space-saver is moved, though the city will not come out and do anything about it.”
Dibs is so engrained in Bostonian culture that some drivers even claim spots before the snow—sort of like calling dibs on the front seat during a field trip when you’re still sleeping.
Hopefully this winter the citizens of Boston—or at least those living in South End—will learn to deal with their parking spots and snow without having to bash in their neighbor’s win-dows.
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{ Debate Drama { Inside WashingtonA fan spotted at the feet of Florida Demo-
cratic gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist before a gubernatorial debate caused a delay in the debate while the campaigns wrangled over whether that was a violation of the rules prohibiting the use of electronic devices at the debate.
When Idaho Gov. Butch Otter (second from right) and Sen. Russ Fulcher (right) faced off in the 2014 Republican guber-natorial primary debate, they quickly realized that the stars of the show were Harley Brown (far left) and Walt Bayes (second from left) who took up most of the time at the debate discussing Armageddon, discrimina-tion against motorcycle clubs, and problems with political correctness.
Oregon Gov. John Kitzhaber admitted during a gubernatorial debate that his fiancée, who he refers to as “Oregon’s First Lady,” en-tered into a fraudulent marriage with an Ethio-pian immigrant in 1997 for $5,000 in order to enable the individual, who was 11 years her ju-
nior, to stay in the U.S. “I learned this three days ago,” Kitzhaber said during the debate. “I was obviously very taken aback by it and hurt. I have some processing to do on that.” He won the election anyway.
Eric Cantor Defeated: In one of the most stunning losses in modern House politics, on June 10, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R- VA’s 7th Congressional District) was defeated in his district’s primary by David Brat, a neophyte Tea-Party candidate. In the days leading up to the elections, Cantor’s internal polls showed that he had a 34 point lead. Cantor, who was the only Jew-ish Republican Congressman at the time, spent $1 million on his campaign, compared to the $200, 000 spent by Brat.
Mid-Term Elections: On November 4, Republicans swept the mid-term elections, picking up nine Senate seats to take a 54 (Republican) to 46 (Democrat) majority. They also added to their majority in the House to take a whopping 247 (Republican) to 188 (Democrat) majority. Around the nation, Republicans also picked up two governorships, taking a 31 (Republican) to 17 (Democrat) majority of state governorships. Despite the epic defeat of the Democrats, which many attribute to dissatisfaction with President
Obama, since the elections, the president’s poll numbers have steadily gone up.
Immigration Reform: On November 20, President Obama dusted himself off from the mid-term shellacking and poked the eyes of his Republican adversaries by announcing sweeping ac-tions aimed at shielding as many as 5 million undocumented im-migrants from deportation and granting work permits to millions. In a 15 minute address to the nation, the president implored illegal immigrants to “come out of the shadows.” Speaker of the House John Boehner decried the president’s actions and declared that “by ignoring the will of the American people, President Obama has ce-
mented his legacy of lawlessness and squandered what little credibility he had left.” However, within days, the Republican-controlled House passed a $1 trillion budget bill, which will keep the government open through next year, and prevents the Republicans from using the “purse strings” threat.
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A Senate Intelligence Committee report released in December detailed the harsh interrogation tactics the
CIA used after the 9/11 terrorist attacks. CIA head John Brennan called the tactics “abhorrent,” but said the agency also did many things correctly protecting the country from another attack. Former Vice President Dick Cheney said he “would do it again in a minute.”
A report released in December by the New Jersey legislative committee investigating the politically motivated lane closures last year near the George Washington Bridge came to the same findings as Gov. Christie’s office’s (not very objective) report, which was released in March: there is no evidence
that Christie participated in the Bridgegate scheme or knew about it as it happened.
A report released by the Republican-controlled House Intelligence Committee found no intelligence lapses in connection with the fatal Benghazi terror attack on September 11, 2012. Republican heavyweights like Senator Lindsey Graham have blasted the findings as “garbage.”
In February, it was learned that of the nonprofits that were flagged by the IRS for review, 83% were
conservative. And of the groups that the IRS selected for audit, 100% were conservative. The investigation stalled when the IRS claimed that
the emails of a pivotal figure in the investigation, Lois Lerner, were inadvertently destroyed. However, in November, 30,000 emails from Ms. Lerner were recovered, which means that the investigation into the IRS scandal will be full steam ahead in 2015 when Congress reconvenes.
When it was disclosed that dozens died while waiting for treatment at the Phoenix Veterans Administration Hospital, it led to a discovery that VA hospitals throughout the country were cooking their books on wait times and treatment provided. VA Secretary Eric Shinseki resigned in May under crushing criticism. A Senate report released in June claimed that nearly 1,000 veterans died over the past decade as a result of mismanagement and misconduct at the VA. New VA Secretary Bob McDonald has announced a complete restructuring of the organization.
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Barry Rosenstein made headlines in May when he purchased the 18-acre East Hampton estate, located at 60 Further Lane, East Hampton, NY, for $147 million. It was the most expensive home sale in the U.S.
Part of Cy Twombly’s “Blackboard” series of gray canvases covered in white wax crayon scrawls was sold at Sotheby’s auction for $69.6 million
The Patek Philippe Su-percomplication pocket watch sold for $24 mil-lion at Sotheby’s in Ge-neva, setting the record price for any timepiece ever sold at auction. The device has 920 indi-vidual parts, including 430 screws, 110 wheels and 70 jewels.
Andy Warhol’s “Triple Elvis” sold for $81.9 million this November at Christie’s
In August, former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer purchased the L.A. Clip-pers from disgraced owner Donald Ster-ling for $2 billion
Jan Koum, the 38-year-old Jewish founder of WhatsApp who grew up poor in Ukraine, sold his company to Facebook for a measly $19 billion in Feb-ruary of this year
This 1962 Ferrari 250 GTO Berlinetta became the most valuable car in history when it was purchased this August at a Bonham’s auction in California for $38,115,000. The original owner died shortly after pur-chasing the car when he crashed it against a wall.
ALAN GROSSAfter serving five years of a 15-year prison sen-
tence, on December 17, Alan Gross, who is Jewish, was released from Cuba and returned to the United States as part of the two countries opening dialogue and re-estab-lishing a diplomatic relationship. Gross, 65, was impris-oned for bringing satellite communications equipment to Cuba as part of his work as a subcontractor for the U.S. Agency for International Development.
MATTHEW MILLER AND KENNETH BAE
Both serving multi-year sentences in North Korean labor camps, Miller, 24, and Bae, 46, were released and brought home by Director of National Intelligence James Clapper on November 8. “It’s been an amazing two years, I learned a lot,” Bae said. Less than three weeks earlier North Korea had released Jeffrey Edward Fowle, 56, who was imprisoned in May when he left a Bible in a hotel.
BOWE BERGDAHL On May 31, President Barack Obama announced the
release of U.S. soldier Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl from Taliban captivity in exchange for five detainees at Guantanamo Bay. Bergdahl, who was captured in Afghanistan in June of 2009, is not greeted as a hero; his fellow soldiers call him a deserter who walked off his military post and into the Taliban’s hands, resulting in a multiple day search in which several American soldiers were killed. Many also question Bergdahl’s allegiance to the United States and speculate that he possibly teamed up with his Taliban captors.
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UKRAINE
Following months of upheaval in the Ukraine capital of Kiev, on February 23, pro-Russia protesters started rally-ing in Crimea, where Russia has a major naval base. By March 1, troops under apparent Russian command took over Crimea without firing a shot, prompting the biggest East-West showdown since the Cold War. The United States and the European Union began a process of imposing harsh sanctions on Russia. On May 25, leading businessman Petro Po-roshenko won the presidential election in Ukraine on a pro-Western platform.
On July 17, a Malaysian airliner was shot down in separatist-held ter-ritory, killing all 298 people onboard, with all evidence suggesting that it was taken down by pro-Russian separatists. On September 5, the Ukrainian govern-ment and pro-Russian separatists signed a ceasefire, which was repeatedly vio-lated. With his country reeling under a collapsing Russian ruble due to falling oil prices and sanctions, Putin declared on December 7 that he is hopeful that there will soon be a permanent ceasefire.
EBOLA (WEST AFRICA)
The Ebola outbreak in West Africa was first reported in March 2014 and had rapidly become the deadliest oc-currence of the disease since its dis-covery in 1976. Researchers from the New England Journal of Medicine have traced the Ebola outbreak to a two-year-old toddler, who died in December 2013 in Meliandou, a small village in south-eastern Guinea. The hardest hit countries were Liberia (3,384 deaths), Sierra Leone (2,582 deaths) and Guinea (1,607 deaths), where the disease con-tinues to rage. Although there were four confirmed cases of Ebola in the U.S., it resulted in only one death—Thomas Eric Duncan who died October 8 at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital af-
ter returning from Liberia. The most recent case of Ebola being diagnosed in the U.S. occurred on October 23, when a medical aid worker who had returned to the city from Guinea, where he had served with Doctors Without Borders, came down with the disease. He recov-ered and was discharged from Bellevue Hospital Center on November 11.
ISIS (IRAQ/SYRIA)Islamic State in Iraq and Syria
(ISIS) started as an al Qaeda splinter group but their large numbers and lust for infidels’ blood have earned them notoriety that may have even surpassed that of al Qaeda’s. Their long-term goal is to control the world. ISIS ignores in-ternational borders and has a presence from Syria’s Mediterranean coast to south of Baghdad. It rules by Sharia law
and believes that all non-Muslims must be killed. The group is led by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, who was detained for four years in a U.S.-controlled prison in Iraq. Upon his release, he stated to U.S. sol-diers, “See you in New York.”
On June 29, 2014, ISIS, which ac-cording to the CIA has up to 31,500 fighters, announced the creation of a caliphate (Islamic state) undefined by state borders, making al-Baghdadi the self-declared authority over the world’s estimated 1.5 billion Muslims. On Au-
gust 19, the group posted a video of the beheading of U.S. journalist James Foley, and on September 2, they posted the beheading of U.S. journalist Steven Sotloff, who was Jewish and spent time in Israel before embarking to the Syrian war front and being captured.
On September 11, President Obama announced an open-ended bombing campaign against ISIS. On November 16, ISIS posted a video of the beheading of Peter Kassig, a U.S. aid worker who was the fifth Westerner to be beheaded by ISIS. To date, ISIS has slaughtered thousands of Christians, Kurds and fel-low Muslims.
ISRAELOn June 12, three Israeli teens —
Eyal Yifrach, Naftali Fraenkel, and Gilad Shaer, Hy”d — were kidnapped.
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As a nation prayed, on June 14, Israel launched Operation Brother’s Keeper to locate the missing boys. On June 30, the bodies of the three kedoshim were found. On July 2, teenage Israeli zealots carried out a retribution attack, killing a Palestinian teenager. Unlike Palestin-ian officials, who celebrated the deaths of the three Israeli boys, Israeli officials unanimously condemned the act and promptly arrested those responsible.
On July 8, in response to increased rocket fire from Gaza, Israel launched Operation Protective Edge. On August 26, both sides agreed to a ceasefire. Is-
rael lost 64 soldiers and 4 civilians in the incursion; according to some, the death toll in Gaza was approximately 2,130, many of them were civilians who were shields for Hamas operatives, who operated from amongst them. In the course of the Operation, Israel discov-ered tens of attack tunnels leading from Gaza into communities in southern Is-rael. They destroyed over 30 of those tunnels, but Hamas leaders have since claimed that they had begun repairing and rebuilding those tunnels the day the final ceasefire was implemented.
MALAYSIAN AIRLINE TRAGEDIES
Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 departed from Kuala Lumpur Interna-tional Airport on March 8 with 227 pas-sengers onboard. The plane lost contact
less than an hour after takeoff. No dis-tress signal or message were sent; the last communication spoken either by the pilot or co-pilot were the words “Good night Malaysian three seven zero.” The search for the missing aircraft continues to focus on a 23,000-square mile area in the Indian Ocean known as the “seventh arc,” a stretch of ocean where investiga-tors believe the aircraft ran out of fuel and crashed.
Malaysia Airlines suffered as sec-ond tragedy when Flight MH17 was shot down over Eastern Ukraine on July 17, killing all 298 people onboard, in-cluding 80 children.
NIGERIA
On April 15, 273 school girls were kidnapped from the Chibok Government Secondary School by Boko Haram ter-rorists in Nigeria. The brazen kidnapping sparked world-wide outrage and “Twit-ter diplomacy,” which bore no results, as many of the girls are still missing. This attack is one of countless attacks carried out by the Islamist terrorist group in Ni-geria in 2014, resulting in thousands of deaths.
SOUTH KOREA
On April 16, a ferry carrying 476 passengers capsized enroute to the resort island of Jetu, South Korea. Of the 340 confirmed dead, 250 were schoolchil-dren on a field trip. In November, the captain of the ferry was given a 36 year prison sentence for abandoning his ves-sel while hundreds of people remained trapped within its hull. Nine people are still considered missing.
TURKEY
On May 13, an explosion at a coal mine in Soma, Turkey, caused an un-derground mine fire which burned for 2 days. In total, 301 people were killed in what was the worst mine disaster in Tur-key’s history. Anti-government protests broke out across the country following a speech by Prime Minister Recep Er-dogan in Soma in which he downplayed the seriousness of the tragedy, saying, “These things happen.” Erdogan was later heard telling a heckler, “What hap-pened, happened. It is from G-d. ... If you boo the country’s prime minister, you get slapped.”
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The Jets are expected to name a new coach this week, and the leading candidate is reportedly former Buffalo Bills coach Doug Marrone. A lot of people are upset about the news — mostly Doug Marrone.- Jimmy Fallon
The President has said the special relationship is stronger than it has ever been privately and in public and I agree… He sometimes calls me “Bro.” - David Cameron talking to the UK Daily Mail about his relationship with President Obama
Give me a chance. At least let us show a little respect for this occasion. I am accepting this on behalf of all the people who died in World War II. They are the true heroes. And many times, as I looked down on the invasions of those people going into those islands in the Pacific, I said to myself, “Man, they’re not standing a chance.” But they kept on, and they are the heroes of World War II… G-d bless America. And you people that are here for a cause, whatever it might be, show respect to Sen. Wyden.- 100-year-old Navy veteran of World War II, Dario Raschio, at a Town Hall meeting where he was receiving an award from Sen. Ron Wyden (D-OR) after he finally got anti-police demonstrators, who crashed the event while chanting “hands up, don’t shoot,” to quiet down
I think there are going to be a lot of students, both nationwide and international, who are going to look at our university who wouldn’t have before.- Bruce Parsons of University of Pikeville, a private liberal arts college in Kentucky, announcing that the school will now make video games an official sport and will start offering scholarships to gamers in the fall
Plans are underway to build an NFL stadium in Los Angeles. That’s good news because it’s been at least a decade since L.A. had a sports team not to care about. - Conan O’Brien
I predict that — this is nothing very startling — that North America will be viewed in the first half of the 20th century at least in terms of being the epicenter of energy for the world. – Vice President Joe Biden during economic talks with Mexican officials (making a startling forward looking prediction…about the 1900s)
Seventy years ago this very day, Barbara Pierce of Rye, NY, made me the happiest, and luckiest, man on earth. – Tweet by George H.W. Bush on his and Barbara’s 70th wedding anniversary
At the Cowboys football game Chris Christie was hugging Jerry Jones. It was right after Jones said, “Let’s get some hot wings.”- Conan O’Brien
$974,790,317.77 - The amount of a handwritten check given by oil and gas tycoon Harold Hamm to his ex-wife in an Oklahoma court this week. (She rejected the check because she wants a larger percentage of his $18 billion fortune)
Who Needs Drugs? No, Seriously, I Have Drugs. – The words written on John Balmer’s shirt as he was spotted by police making a drug sale in a Kmart in Florida and promptly arrested
General Mills has announced that they’re making a new flavor of Cheerios made from quinoa. And at the bottom there’s a special prize — Cheerios not made with quinoa. - Conan O’Brien
He wasn’t too happy about the mayor’s visit. He deals with some [bad] people every day and getting no support from the mayor, come on. These are the guys in the trenches dealing with anything and everything. - NYPD officer Andrew Dossi’s father after Mayor de Blasio visited Andrew, who was shot while on duty in the Bronx this week
Joe Biden went to Brazil in an effort to try and repair America’s relationship with their government. Biden said, “It’s great to be here in the Amazon. I’ve always wanted to see where all the books come from.”- Jimmy Fallon
Democratic Senator Harry Reid is expected to make a full recovery after he was exercising with a resistance band that snapped, causing him to fall. The good news is he’s fine. The bad news is there’s no video of it.- Jimmy Fallon
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Salmon with Tangy AioliWith so many ingredients available now for Pesach
we are deprived of almost nothing. During the year, I use a lot of sweet chili sauce; now we can even buy that on Pesach. This is a quick and easy recipe that is very flavorful that you can throw together for a deli-cious meal on Pesach or any time of the year.
This is so easy to make, and the aioli locks in the moisture making this fish extra juicy.
Ingredients6 6oz salmon filletssalt and pepper¼ cup mayonnaise¼ cup sweet chili sauce (available kosher for Pesach
at Gourmet Glatt during the Pesach season)
PreparationRinse salmon fillets with cold water and pat dry.
Place the salmon skin side down in a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper. Season the fish with salt and pepper. Set aside.
In a small bowl, combine mayonnaise and sweet chili sauce. Generously spread the mayonnaise mix-ture on top of the fillets. Bake at 350° for 20 minutes. Check the center of the fillet for doneness with a fork (it should be flakey).
Naomi Nachman
In The Kitchen
Naomi Nachman, the owner of The Aussie Gourmet, caters weekly and Shabbat/ Yom Tov meals for families and individuals within The Five Towns and neighboring communities, with a specialty in Pesach catering. Naomi is a contributing editor to this paper and also produces and hosts her own weekly radio show on the Nachum Segal Network stream called “A Table for Two with Naomi Nachman.” Naomi gives cooking presentations for organizations and private groups throughout the New York/New Jersey Metropolitan area. In addition, Naomi has been a guest host on the QVC TV network and has been featured in cookbooks, magazines as well as other media covering topics related to cuisine preparation and personal chefs. To obtain additional recipes, join The Aussie Gourmet on Facebook or visit Naomi’s blog. Naomi can be reached through her website,www.theaussiegourmet.com or at (516) 295-9669.
Flavorful Fish
Nut Crusted Salmon with Creamy Chrain Sauce
The marriage of flavors and textures between the creamy chrain kick and the crunchy, salty and sweet nut mixture makes this dish a real winner.
Ingredients1/8 cup red horseradish1/8 cup mayonnaise1 cup shelled salted pistachios½ cup brown sugar2 tablespoon lemon juice2 lbs salmon fillet (one whole side of a salmon)
PreparationMix the horseradish and mayonnaise together in a
small bowl.Place the salmon on a large baking sheet lined with
parchment paper. Spread the mixture over the fish and set aside.
In a food processor, crush the nuts until they are coarsely ground but not too fine. Add in the brown sugar and lemon juice and mix until it looks like wet sand. Pat nut mixture on top of salmon and bake for 25 minutes at 350°.
Midd le Eastern White Fish
Love Sephardic food. I make this often during the year so I wanted to adapt it to make a Pesach version. You can also use the flounder, tilapia, or salmon.
Ingredients8 slices white fish2 tablespoons olive oil1 large onion, diced½ tablespoon cumin¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper3 gloves garlic, minced or 4 frozen cubes 2 tablespoons fresh cilantro or 6 frozen cubes 1 plum tomato, diced14oz can tomato sauceKosher salt to tasteWater
Preparation Heat a large sauté pan on medium heat and then
add the oil. When the oil is hot, add the onions and sauté until soft. Add cumin and sauté for another three minutes on low.
Place fish fillets on top of the onion mixture. Cook for a few minutes and turn to coat the other side and cook for another 3 minutes.
In a small bowl, mix cayenne pepper, garlic, cilan-tro, tomato, tomato sauce, and salt. Pour sauce over fish in sauté pan. Add enough water to cover fish (not more than 8oz). Cook for another 15 minutes covered, then another 10 minutes uncovered until fish is cooked through.
I am constantly challenged to come up with new ideas for Pesach. Yikes! Did I really say Pesach? I know that it’s only winter break for my kids but Pesach season comes around pret-
ty quickly for me. I have to be ready to cook right after Purim – which means I spend my winters busy in the kitchen coming up with Pesach recipes. I try to create original sensational reci-pes with fresh new ideas for my clients as well as for my family.
These recipes were a really big hit with my tasters (i.e., my family, who are my biggest critics!). My husband loves almost anything with pistachios.
These fish recipes are the first in a series of Pesach recipes that I will be featuring within the next few weeks.
If you are interested in ordering any Pesach dishes from me please call soon to reserve a spot.
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In the KitchenNaomi Nachman
Naomi Nachman, the owner of The Aussie Gourmet, caters weekly and Shabbat/ Yom Tov meals for families and individuals within The Five Towns and neigh-boring communities, with a specialty in Pesach catering. Naomi is a contributing editor to this paper and also produces and hosts her own weekly radio show on the Nachum Segal Network stream called “A Table for Two with Naomi Nachman.” Naomi gives cooking presentations for organizations and private groups throughout the New York/New Jersey Metropolitan area. In addition, Naomi has been a guest host on the QVC TV network and has been featured in cookbooks, magazines as well as other media covering topics related to cuisine preparation and personal chefs. To obtain additional recipes, join The Aussie Gourmet on Facebook or visit Naomi’s blog. Naomi can be reached through her website,www.theaussiegourmet.com or at (516) 295-9669.
This soup is great for a Thanksgiving dinner and is perfect for fall with all the seasonal root vegetables.
Ingredients1 cup red lentils, sorted and rinsed4 cups waterBay leafSalt2 TBS olive oil2 onions, diced4 cloves garlic, minced2-inch piece ginger, minced2 tsp cumin1 tsp curry2 tsp dried coriander2 cups butternut squash, cut into ½ inch
dice1 cup zucchini, peeled and cut into ½
inch dice1 medium parsnip,
peeled and cut into ½ inch dice
2 carrots, peeled and cut into ½ inch dice1 TBS lemon juice1 bunch baby spinachPinch cayenne pepper
PreparationAdd lentils, water and bay leaf to a
medium saucepan. Cover and boil on a simmer for 20 minutes until lentils are tender. Add 1 tablespoon salt and remove bay leaf; puree lentils in a blender.
Add onions to a skillet and sauté until onions are soft. Add garlic, ginger, cumin, curry, and coriander and sauté for a few more minutes. Add butternut squash, pars-nip, carrots, zucchini, salt, and 1 ½ cups water simmer for 10 minutes until veg-etables are soft.
Stir lemon juice and spinach into pu-reed lentils, then add the vegetables and stir to combine. The heat will wilt the spinach. Add pepper and salt if necessary.
Red Lentil Vegetable Soup
Soup-er Soups to warm your family on cool fall nights
There is nothing like the magic of hot soup to warm your soul and fill your belly. I have always loved soup. These easy-to-make, hearty soups will keep you warm and satisfied any night of the year.
I try to make a lot of different soups on one day so I have ready to go meals in the freezer on those chilly days. My kids love having a bowl of soup waiting for them when they come home from school.
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A Parsha Thought
The cries of an afflicted nation proved too intense to go unanswered. God tells Moshe that he will be the Divine emissary to emancipate the enslaved Jewish nation and allow them to be a free people in their destined land. Moshe took leave of Yisro and began the journey to
Egypt with his wife, Tzipporah and their two children. The Torah then records a strange episode. “Now he was on the way, in an inn, that the Lord met him and sought to put him to death. So Tzipporah took a sharp stone and severed her son’s foreskin and cast it to his feet, and she said, “For you are a bridegroom of blood to me.” So He released him. Then she said, “A bridegroom of blood concerning the circumcision (Shem-os 4:24-26).”
What exactly is occurring in this episode? Furthermore, just a few verses earlier God insisted that Moshe accept the responsibility of leading the Jewish people and now God stands ready to kill him?
The Talmud (Nedarim 31b) ex-
plains that God was upset that Moshe had delayed the bris (circumcision) of his newborn son. The Talmudic sage, Rebbi (Rabbi Yehuda HaNasi) explains that had Moshe circum-cised the child while still in Midyan their journey down to Egypt would have been delayed (a child post-cir-cumcision is in a precarious state of health and cannot travel). Therefore, Moshe decided to begin the journey (as he felt this to be the will of God) and perform the bris in closer prox-imity to Egypt. Why was God up-set? “Mipney she’nisaseyk b’malon techila, because Moshe took care of their lodging arrangements first (be-fore performing the bris).” Moshe should have first circumcised his son and then only afterwards looked for lodging and accommodations. The Divine wrath was not a result of Moshe’s failure to perform the bris in Midyan (God agreed with Moshe’s thought process), it was a result of Moshe’s misplaced priori-ties – it should have been circumci-sion first, lodging second.
But is this such an egregious error that it should have potential-ly cost Moshe his life? Moshe was not negating the Mitzvah? He stood ready to comply. Moshe was sim-ply a father, a husband looking to find accommodations for his family. Why such severity in the Divine re-sponse?
Rav Avraham Yitzchak HaKohen Kook (Orach Mishpat 143) explains this entire episode in a novel and dra-matic fashion. Why did Moshe take care of his lodging arrangements first? After all this is Moshe Rab-beinu, a man who spoke with God, a man who understood that the future and success of the Jewish nation de-pended on adherence to the word of God. Why didn’t Moshe immediate-ly take care of the circumcision even prior to looking for an inn? Rav Kook explains Moshe didn’t want to simply perform the Mitzvah; he
wanted to perform it with “hiddur, additional beauty.” The concept of hiddur mitzvah, beautification of a commandment, refers to the idea that we don’t simply do the basic mini-mum in order to discharge our reli-gious obligations, rather, we push ourselves to perform each mitzvah with all of its details, beautifying the physical components to show how precious and meaningful each spiri-tual act truly is. Moshe did not want to perform his son’s bris on the side of the road. Moshe wanted the bris of his youngest son to be a beautiful moment of spiritual growth and ela-tion. He wanted to make a celebra-tory meal, invite guests, and speak about the meaning of this physical bond between man and his Creator. And so, he delayed the bris in order to find suitable accommodations – not just to house his family but for the performance of this important mitzvah. But God did not agree with this approach. “Mitzvah ha’ba l’ya-decha al tachmitzena, if an opportu-nity for a mitzvah arises do not let it tarry (literally become chametz, leaven);” better to seize an imper-fect present moment than to delay with the expectation of something greater in the unknown future.
This episode carries with it an important message. There are op-portunities that cross our life thresh-old each and every day. Too often we actively allow these opportu-nities to pass us by because we are “waiting for something better.” We give up present meaning in the hope of some unknown future. It is true, often the opportunities before us are imperfect, tarnished and not what I desired and imagined – but they can be meaningful and fulfilling never-theless. Let us find the strength to take advantage of the beautiful life opportunities that present them-selves before us and not spend a life-time waiting for something better.
Shemos – Waiting for the Perfect OpportunityRabbi Shmuel Silber
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How the IRS Views Miles & Points Earned from Purchasing and Flying
By Eli SchreiberPartner and Director of marketing for Peyd
One of the most commonly asked questions directed to PEYD is wheth-er customers have to report to the
IRS the monies earned through cash-ing-out miles and points or report the value obtained when using miles and points for flights or other redemption options like hotel stays, car rentals or gift cards.
This issue is highlighted by the fact that the federal government has yet to regulate the rewards industry and determine the taxable status and overall value of credit card rewards and airline miles.
In 2002, the IRS issued a statement indicating that business professionals would not be held liable for the re-ceipt and personal use of frequent fly-er miles or other in-kind promotional benefits obtained by the taxpayer’s from business or official travel.
For the past ten years, this an-nouncement (although stated specif-ically in regards to miles and points earned through one’s business and not personal miles earned) was the most meaningful directive on the taxability of frequent flyer mile awards, but for
the past ten plus there wasn’t any addi-tional clarity on the status of miles and points, and instead merely indicated
the IRS did not plan requiring taxpay-ers to disclose them on their returns.
Interestingly enough, the IRS doesn’t require taxpayers to disclose items that are relatively modest in value, and looks to the Federal Gov-ernment to classify and regulate items that are subjective estimates of value, something the rewards industry cer-tainly falls within. And in fact, the subjectivity and the constant devalu-ation of miles and points by airlines is actually something currently being investigated by the Department of Transportation.
More recently, the IRS issued ad-ditional guidelines classifying the tax-able status of miles and points which they broke down into two different components a) how an individual ob-tained their miles and points and b) what the individual does with them.
In this article we will focus on the first category.
In 2012, the IRS clarified their po-sition and stated that when the rewards
are dependent on some kind of finan-cial action whether it’s meeting a cer-tain spending threshold or even where the rewards are given out after the one purchase, the IRS views the rewards as a discount on whatever it is you purchased initially. They therefore do not consider it as additional monies earned that need to be reported. How-ever, if no transaction is required to earn to the rewards the IRS states the rewards earned most be disclosed and are subject to tax.
What’s important to note is that even in the case where the rewards are given without any transaction re-quired, they only need to be reported if
they are valued above $600, which is the IRS’s mandatory reporting thresh-old on income earned by taxpayers.
The IRS is clear that any future regulations will have no impact on past miles and points earned stating that any future guidance on the tax-ability of these benefits will be applied prospectively.
Stay tuned for our next article, and as always, please consult your tax ad-visor with any questions, as neither PEYD, its affiliates, nor their employ-ees provide tax advice.
Eli Schreiber is a partner and di-rector or marketing at Get PEYD and PEYD Travel llc.
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Although it is quite obvious that poor role-modeling is definite-ly harmful for a child’s chi-
nuch, another type of negative behavior has an even more detrimental effect on children: hypocrisy, when parents don’t practice what they preach. Hypocritical behavior teaches children that they can choose to do whatever pleases and suits them, as the expression goes, “Ish kol hayashar b’einav ya’aseh” — each per-son can do whatever is right in his eyes.
This is because contradictory behavior sends a clear message to children that their parents are insincere about their own teachings and ideals. Once the children see their parents’ insincerity, they will cease to take seriously any of their parents’ teachings.
When a young boy was asked by one of his rabbeim how he would be mechanech his own children, he re-plied, “I’m going to preach olam haba, but practice olam hazeh! This is how my parents conduct themselves – con-stantly preaching the importance of spiritual matters, but living a life of ma-terialism.”
Moreover, hypocritical parents may even rationalize transgressing issurim. For example, parents will teach a child the severity of getting angry or speaking lashon hara, but will be quick to anger when being disturbed at the wrong time or speak lashon hara when angered by a neighbor. The following anecdote ex-plains this:
A child returned from school with a note from his rebbi stating: “Your son
was caught lying in class. Please speak to him about the severity of this aveira.”
The father sat down with his son and began to patiently explain to him the whole subject of lying. Suddenly the phone rang, and as his son was going to answer it, the father told him, “If that’s Yankel calling, tell him that I’m not home.”
Can you imagine the impact this re-mark must have had on his son? The fa-ther has done something worse than just
undoing his whole lecture and causing his child not to take the transgression of lying seriously. He has caused his child to lose all confidence in him and his chinuch. If the father can rational-ize falsehood right after explaining the severity of it, what should prevent his son from copying his father’s attitude in other areas like stealing, cheating, hurting another’s feelings and speak-ing lashon hara? In this incident, the father is sending a clear message to his son: when a necessity arises, one can be lenient even with a Torah prohibition. What can be more detrimental to a child than feeding him this concept?
Thus, hypocritical behavior results in parents subtly impressing on their children’s tender minds their insincerity towards Torah, yiras shamayim and ful-filling mitzvos. It is as if they are telling their children, “Don’t take my words seriously because I don’t follow them myself!”
“I’m Different”Sometimes, parents have an atti-
tude that what they tell their children doesn’t apply to themselves. There-fore, when questioned by their children about an action or behavior that doesn’t correspond to their teachings, they will reply, “I’m different because I am a parent.” This again shows insincerity — it teaches the child that he is free to do as he pleases once he becomes a parent. However, sometimes a child will not wait until he becomes a parent to “be different.” Instead he will want to be different during his adolescent years when he is less dependent on his parents and feels that he has a good chance to succeed in rebelling.
This is illustrated by the story of a young teenage boy who slowly started to go off the derech. Eventually, he left yeshiva, ceased to be Torah observant and started to become part of a group of other family dropouts and delinquents.
He went further and further away from Torah observance (and normalcy) until he reached a point where he was about to enter the world of drugs. Then, he suddenly came to his senses and be-came aware that he was on the path to self-destruction and reaching a point of no return. He immediately abandoned
his ruinous lifestyle, returned to the yeshiva and in the course of time was back to normal. Although the cause of his decline was not known for many years, he eventually disclosed it to his rebbi before his wedding.
“I know that you, among others, are probably wondering why I sudden-ly stopped being observant a few years ago. The truth of the matter is that it began much earlier — when I was a six-year-old child. One day, my father told me that it is not proper to have a chup (nice hairdo with a front wave) and that I must keep my hair short. I turned to him and innocently asked, ‘But Tatty, you have a chup with a nice amount of hair, why can’t I do the same?’ My father replied, ‘It’s different because I am a father.’ His answer to-tally confused me, and made me very angry at him. When he subsequently made additional demands on me that he didn’t keep himself, it set off a burn-ing rage within me to rebel. However, I was too young to do anything dras-tic. This anger remained with me until I reached my teens, and at that point, I rebelled because I felt that I could suc-ceed.”
Main point to work and focus on for the next week:> Parents should be careful that their own actions don’t contradict their
teachings. Therefore, if parents want to train their child in a particular trait, such as not to get angry, not to lie or speak lashon hara, or to daven with more kavana, they should ensure that they are careful not to transgress these things on their own.
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“When he subsequently made additional demands on me that he didn’t keep himself, it set off a burning rage within me to rebel.”
Workshop 4Role Modeling – Practice What You Preach
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10 Apartment Organization Tips to Maximize Space
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Although there are many perks to renting an apartment, having a ton of space is not usually one of them. For-tunately, there are some things that can be done to improve your situation without changing apartments alto-gether. To get rid of the mess and get the most out of your small space, use these ten apartment organization tips to maximize space:
1. Rotate Clothing: There’s no need to have a down coat taking up space in your closet during the sum-mer. Rotate clothing by season, and keep anything that’s not weather ap-propriate in storage.
2. Think Tall: When installing bookshelves, or any shelving for that matter, purchase something that will
reach the ceiling. More shelves means more storage space, and the elimina-tion of that cramped feeling.
3. Raise your Bed: If your bed isn’t high enough off the ground to store bins underneath, buy a bed lift to raise it just enough to make use of that under-bed space. You can also buy bins that are constructed specifically to fit underneath beds.
4. Add Shelves: Don’t limit your-self to traditional bookshelves. You can add shelving above the toilet to create space in your bathroom, or in your closet to maximize organization. Instead of having a headboard, install a shelving unit so you can ditch your nightstand and create more space.
5. Strategic Furniture: Besides purchasing furniture that will create
the illusion of more space, like glass tables and white furniture, you can also position your furniture to create mini-rooms within your apartment to
organize the flow of your space.6. Multifunctional: Everything in
your apartment should have multiple functions. Instead of having a couch, buy a daybed. Use your dining table as an office or work space when you’re not eating (just make sure you have somewhere else to store your sup-
plies).7. Rollaway Surfaces: When
you’re organizing small spaces, rolla-way surfaces, like a wheeled kitchen cart, can give you workspace in the living room and extra counter space in the kitchen when you need it.
8. Hidden Storage: Utilize as many hidden storage spaces as possi-ble. Aside from raising your bed, you can also hang a skirt around your cof-fee table and store items underneath.
9. Angled Furniture: Angle fur-niture, such as chairs, in the corner of the room and use the space behind it to store baskets of things you can’t find space for (like that CD collection you can’t bring yourself to get rid of).
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112 This is the Year You’ll Keep Those ResolutionsBY SUSAN SCHWAMM
L ast week, the ball dropped in Times Square; 2015 has finally arrived. With the new calendar comes a new beginning to start on those things
that kept dropping off the map in 2014. But 2015 is going to be different: you’re going to actually work on those goals and succeed! You’re going to check off everything on your “2015 To Do” list and when the next year rolls around, you’re going to be healthier, happier and more financially stable.
So how are you going to do it? How will you make it through 2015 without breaking your New Year’s resolutions? Keep these tips in mind and you’ll stay more determined to conquer your goals.
Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions:1. Spend more time with family and friends ~ 2. Get fit ~ 3. Lose weight ~ 4. Quit smoking ~ 5. Enjoy life
6. Quit drinking ~ 7. Get out of debt ~ 8. Learn something new ~ 9. Help others ~ 10. Get organized
1. 2.3. 4.5. 6.
Be passionate. You have to really want to ac-complish your goal. Don’t make a resolution because other people think this is something good to do. If you’re working towards something that you really want, chances are you’ll get it done. Put some thought into it and make it meaningful to you.
Don’t take on too much. There are many things you may want to accomplish, but save some for next year. This year, take on only two or three resolutions. This way, you’ll be able to focus on what’s really important to you and have a greater chance at success.
Use technology. Use technology to your advantage. If your goal is to save towards your retirement or minimize your debt, have automatic deductions come out from your pay-check or your bank account at a set time. If you want to get fit this year or lose weight, there are apps that can help track your steps or your calories. Other apps can give you calorie counts on foods that you commonly eat.
Baby steps. You have a whole year to accomplish your goal. As they say, “Rome wasn’t built in a day,” and neither was losing 50 pounds or saving $100K. Make a plan and rather than working towards one larger goal, set smaller, more manageable steps for you to achieve. These short-term steps will give you the satisfaction of accomplishing something and will help you with your long-term goal.
Reward yourself. Everyone needs to be praised and needs to be awarded for the hard work they’re do-ing. You’re no different. For every short-term goal that’s accomplished—losing five pounds, two weeks without drinking, exercising consistently for a month—give yourself a small reward. Perhaps that’s a few hours at the spa, coffee out with friends or a new outfit for the gym—these small bonuses will keep you energized throughout the year.
Be specific. “I want to exercise more” is easy to say, but pledging to head to the gym “on Sunday morning and at my lunch break on Wednesday and Friday” will guarantee a higher success rate. It’s easy to speak in broad terms, but specific goals will help guide you to your goal.
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Forgive yourself. Falling off the wagon is a normal part of life. Don’t sweat the failures; jump right back on track and don’t wallow in your mistakes. In the long-term, those failures will be just blips on the screen.
Keep trying. If you find it hard to keep to your resolutions, keep in mind that it takes about 21 days for a new activity to become a hab-it—and six months for it to become really a part of you. It’s important to be persistent and patient. If all else fails, try to keep to your goals for just 24 hours at a time. You can do it for just a day—and then the next day, and the next…
7.8.9. 10.
Make changes. Keeping a resolution may mean that you’ll have to make changes to other parts of your life. But that’s good—just keep it in mind and make sure to arrange your life so you won’t have to wrestle with temptation. Need to save some money? Perhaps your morning coffee run will have to be trimmed. Want to get more fit? Ditch the car and walk to some errands. Rework your schedule so you can achieve your goals.
Be accountable. Sharing your aspirations will make it more real for you and will make it harder for you to break your resolutions. Have one or two cheerleaders in your life who will cheer you on when the going gets tough. They can also hold you accountable; your spouse will wonder why you’re raiding the fridge in middle of the night or why you’re lounging around when you’re supposed to be at the gym. Writing down your accomplishments or your failures will also help you keep yourself accountable. It’ll keep you on track during the long months ahead.
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Yankel and Berel are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash, not wanting to get hurt.
As they are handing their money to the bandit, Yankel turns to Berel, hands him a $20, and says, “Hey, here’s the money I owe you for last week’s dinner.”
1. Go to O’Reilly Auto Parts and write a check for $50 for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scented tree and some Skoal chewing tobacco (which, by the way, also kills).
2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O’Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in backyard.
3. Open a beer and drink it.
4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5. Find jack stands under kid’s pedal car.
6. Open another beer and drink it.
7. Place drain pan under engine.
8. Look for wrench and locate it in your wife’s purse.
10. Unscrew drain plug.
11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in the process.
12. Clean up.
13. Have another beer while oil is draining.
14. Look for oil filter wrench.
15. Give up; poke oil filter with screwdriver and twist it off.
16. Beer.
17. Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him. Finish oil change tomorrow.
18. Wake up in the morning (around 2 PM), drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car.
19. Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.
20. Beer. Wait, it’s finished.
21. Walk to 7-11 to buy beer.
22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of clean oil to gasket first.
23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24. Remember drain plug from step 11.
25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
26. Hurry to replace drain plug before the whole quart of fresh oil drains onto floor.
27. Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame.
28. Bang head on floorboard in reaction.
30. Throw wrench.
31. Fuss and complain.
32. Clean up; apply Band-Aid to knuckle.
33. Beer.
34. Beer.
35. Dump in additional 4 quarts of oil.
36. Beer.
37. Lower car from jack stands.
38. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands.
39. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during step 23.
40. Test-drive car.
41. Get pulled over; get arrested for driving under the influence.
42. Car gets impounded.
43. Make bail; get car from impound yard.
Money Spent: $50 parts, $12 beer, $75 replacement set of jack stands; hey, the colors have to match! $1,000 Bail, $200 Impound and towing fee.
Total: $10,337, if you’re a redneck. If you’re not, you probably wouldn’t have stuck the extra 0 in there and your total would just be $1,337.
A man is leaving on a business trip and stops by his office on the way to the airport. The night watchman stops him and says, “Sir, don’t take that flight. I had a dream last night that your plane would crash and everyone would die!”
The businessman cancels his trip and sure enough, the plane crashes, killing all the passengers.
The man gives his watchman a $10,000 reward for saving his life, then fires him. Why?
Answer on next page
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Governors TriviaANSWER TO RIDDLE: Because he was the night watchman and shouldn’t have been sleeping on the job!
1. How many New York State governors went on to become president of the U.S.?
a. 2b. 4c. 5d. 6
2. Which New York State governor became Gerald Ford’s vice president after Nixon resigned?
a. Nelson Rockefellerb. Malcolm Wilsonc. Hugh Careyd. Alfred E Smith
3. How many of Illinois’ last seven governors ended up in prison?
a. 1b. 2c. 4d. 7
4. The 34th governor of Kentucky, William Goebel, served for how long as governor?
a. 4 daysb. 6 monthsc. 12 years d. 32 years
5. How old was Bill Clinton when he was elected governor of Arkansas?
a. 28b. 32c. 37d. 42
6. When Teddy Roosevelt was governor of New York, what did he famously do for exercise?
a. He went row boating in Lake George twice a week b. He walked to the Capitol building every dayc. He rode his horse between New York City and Albanyd. He ran up and down the 77 stairs of the Capitol’s building
(and would offer interviews to journalists who beat him to the top of the stairs)
7. How many female governors are there in the U.S.?a. 2b. 3c. 5d. 9
8. Who is the Lieutenant Governor of New York?
a. Robert Duffyb. Richard Ravitchc. Dean Skelosd. Kathy Hochul
9. What football team does Governor Chris Christie root for?
a. Whichever team is sponsored by Dunkin’ Donuts b. Cowboysc. Jetsd. Giants
Answers:1. B- Grover Cleveland, Theodore Roosevelt, Franklin D. Roos-
evelt, and Martin Van Buren.2. A3. C4. A- William Goebel was elected governor of Kentucky in 1899.
He was warned of a rumored assassination plot against him, yet re-fused to call off the inauguration. As he walked to his inauguration, flanked by two bodyguards, he was shot. He was sworn in the follow-ing day while he was fighting for his life and he died four days later.
5. B6. D7. C8. D9. B- Chris Christie has been showing up recently in Cowboys’
owner Jerry Jones’ box at football games. In response to those who criticize him for not rooting for the Giants and/or Jets— who play in New Jersey— Christie has said, “Just because I’m governor of New Jersey doesn’t mean that I change who I root for — that’s it.”
Wisdom key:7-9 correct: You know way too much about governors. You are
either really smart or really bored.4-6 correct: You are starting 2015 right where
you left off—in the middle of the pack. How does it feel not to stand out?
0-3 correct: You really don’t know that much… which means you’d probably be a good governor! (Huh? Well, if you haven’t figured it out yet—our policy is to bash all oliticians, all of the time.)
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Aircraft carriers are needed by su-perpowers to project their influ-ence worldwide. For America,
nuclear-powered carriers became a re-ality during the Cold War but the idea of putting a reactor into a ship started with submarines. Under the direction of a Jewish admiral, Hyman Rickover, who was known as the father of the nuclear navy, the USS Nautilus was launched in 1954. On August 3, 1958, she made history as she passed under the polar ice cap while crossing the North Pole. 1958 was an important year for other subs
and the Israeli navy in particular. Isra-el finally received her first submarines when the British transferred two WWII-era diesel-powered underwater ships to her navy.
For a country that mainly relied on her air power and ground forces to protect her borders, obtaining
functional submarines was important. In addition to the regular missions of protecting the coastal cities and possi-bly fighting against Arab navies, subs could also be used for commando raids. Egypt, Syria and Lebanon all sit on the Mediterranean Sea and are within strik-ing distance for comman-do seaborne raids that could be launched from submarines. Currently, the submarine fleet of the Israeli Navy ranks third among Middle East countries behind Iran and Turkey.
The first two subs in the Israeli navy were the INS Tanin (meaning crocodile) and the INS Rahav (a sea creature from the midrash that
dwells in the Red Sea). The Rahav was formally the HMS Sanguine which was completed at the very end of World War II and didn’t see action during the war. In her most glorifying moment, she was part of Queen Elizabeth’s coronation ceremony in 1953. She was transferred to the Israelis but shortly thereafter was retired in 1968 and her parts were used for the Tanin.
The Tanin, on the other hand, saw much more action than her sister ship. She was formally known as the HMS Springer and like the Rahav the only
action she saw in the hands of the British Navy was in the Queen’s coronation procession. However, during the Six Day War, the Israe-lis used her to launch commandos at the port of Alexandria, Egypt. She placed mines to sink ships and tried to torpedo an enemy warship. In the ensuing action, the Tanin was damaged by depth charges while her target escaped. The ship’s captain received the Medal of Courage for his actions
and the ship received new parts from the Rahav. The Tanin stayed in the navy until she was decommissioned in 1977.
The next three Israeli submarines were also from England—this time of the T-class. They were
the INS Leviatan, INS Dolphin and the ill-fated INS Dakar. These subs were built during World War II and were bought by Israel in the mid-1960s.
Originally, the HMS Totem, the Da-kar was given an overhaul that added two electrical motors, a new conning tower and bridge, and 12 feet was add-ed to the hull. Lt. Commander Yaacov
Raanan was given com-mand of the boat as she underwent two months of successful sea trials in Scotland.
On January 9, 1968, the Dakar left England but kept in radio contact with headquarters. On the 25th, she sent a message by radio that she was in the Mediterranean and was expected in Haifa a few days later. Nothing more was heard, although at first it was assumed that she was expe-riencing radio problems. Finally, a SOS signal was received on Cyprus from the Dakar but they couldn’t pinpoint her exact location. After a week of search-ing, she was written off as a complete loss. Rabbanim had the difficult task of answering agunah shailos (if a wom-an’s husband disappears with no trace, can she remarry) because there were
rumors that the crew was captured and still alive in an Arab country. Two years later, an Egyptian newspaper claimed that she was sunk by depth charges from Egyptian warships but Israel de-nied that claim and stated that there was no evidence. In 1999, an American sal-vage team located the wreck two miles off of Crete. An exact cause of the di-saster is still unknown but it appears from the wreckage that the hull ruptured when she reached maximum depth and no emergency measures were taken to prevent the sinking.
The Gal class subs were used in the mid-1970s and were named the INS Gal (meaning wave), INS
Tanin and INS Rahav—the last two af-ter their retired predecessors. They were built by the British and were of German design. Most of their characteristics remain classified even after they were retired sometime during the 2000s. It is known that they were active during the Lebanon War of 1982 but their mis-sions are still unknown to the public. They were overhauled a few times be-fore being decommissioned and one is on display at the Israeli Naval Museum
in Haifa.The current submarines in the
Israeli Navy are from the Dol-phin class. Having been in ser-vice since 1999, these three subs are being joined by another three from the Super-Dolphin class. Two of these new subs are also named the INS Tanin and INS Ra-hav. The new Rahav is believed to be the most expensive platform in the entire IDF. These are Isra-el’s first line of defense from the sea and they can fire long-range ballistic missiles against a variety of targets.
Over the last six decades, the fleet of Israeli subs has grown in both numbers and capabilities. The tragedy of the INS Dakar—some of the salvaged wreckage is also on display at the museum in Hai-fa—serves as a reminder that the “silent service” is also one filled with many dangers. The submarines are there to protect Israel from any threats and with their incredible capabilities will do it “under the radar,” without much fan-fare.
Avi Heiligman is a weekly contributor to The Jewish Home. He welcomes your comments and suggestions.for future columns and can be reached at [email protected].
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Protecting the Waters UnderneathThe Submarines of the Israeli Navy
Forgotten Heroes
The INS Tanin leaving port
Benjamin Netanyahu welcomes the Israeli Navy’s fourth German-built Dolphin class submarine
The new Dolphin class submarine in Haifa
The recovered conning tower of the Dakar in the Naval Museum in Haifa
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Zionism for the Jet Set
Gedaliah Borvick
My Israel Home
Twenty five years ago, Rabbi Marc Schneier and his family spent six wonderful weeks va-
cationing in Israel’s affluent Herzliya
Pituach neighborhood. That summer proved to be a transformative experi-
ence as the cosmopolitan city offered a fascinating dichotomy. The city boasted beautiful beaches and resorts and had a distinctive international
flair, and yet the com-munity was close-knit, warm and welcoming. The synagogue that Rabbi Schneier attended reflected this interesting synergy of sophistica-tion and hospitality. The shul’s population rep-resented a diverse mix of congregants from all walks of life, and it was not strange to see a teacher, a local restau-rateur, a corporate CEO and a member of Knes-
set sitting side by side in one row. This experience was the inspiration for
Rabbi Schneier to establish the Hamp-ton Synagogue.
The Hampton Synagogue has in fact followed the Herzliya Pituach blueprint and is a unique, diverse, open and accepting community. Rabbi Schneier quoted to me the musings of a guest who wittily explained the synagogue’s distinctive nature: “You are the rabbi of an Orthodox syna-gogue with a Conservative congrega-tion and a Reform membership.” In addition, the synagogue’s educational programming brings in top talent, and its roster of guest speakers reflects a veritable “who’s who” of top Jewish leaders and teachers from throughout the world.
The synagogue also takes great pride in its leading philanthropic role, primarily to the State of Israel. This past summer, during Operation Protective Edge, the Hamptons Synagogue raised over $12.7 million for various causes to help the war effort.
Having brought Herzliya Pituach to the Hamptons a quar-ter of a century ago, Rabbi Schneier is excited to come full circle and bring the Hamptons to Her-zliya Pituach – but in a very different role. One 34-unit building in a larger project situated in a premier marina location has been set aside as the Hamptons in Herzliya Pituach, replete with the Hampton Synagogue Prayer and Community House.
Rabbi Schneier explained that “our grandparents planted trees in Is-rael, our parents bought Israel Bonds, and it is the obligation of our genera-tion to raise the level of connectivity among Jews” by owning a home in Israel, generating a relationship that transcends the less personal connec-tion that is created by merely donating funds to Israeli institutions.
The well-to-do have historically owned multiple homes, and vacation homes are often located in beautiful locales such as Palm Beach. Rabbi Schneier’s vision is for this population
to connect with Israel on a very inti-mate level, by the act of spending time in one’s own home in our homeland.
In addition, Rabbi Schneier is hopeful that the buyers in this project will exhibit the values of acceptance and generosity for which the Hamp-ton Synagogue is renowned. He be-lieves that the synagogue’s open and accepting nature would be a welcome addition to Israeli society. To empha-size this point, Rabbi Schneier shared with me a conversation with the wife of then-Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, who confided in him that if there was a synagogue in Israel similar to the Hampton Synagogue, she would at-tend every Shabbat.
To be sure, this project is not about aliyah. Rather, it’s about creating an
upscale destination to attract the well-heeled members of society who have the financial wherewithal to vacation in the top resorts across the world. The Hamptons in Herzliya Pituach repre-sents what Rabbi Schneier consid-ers to be a natural progression of his original vision for the Hampton Syna-gogue: to create a luxurious neigh-borhood that appeals to the affluent, Hamptons-style Jewish population and helps engender a visceral attach-ment with Israel.
Gedaliah Borvick is the founder of My Israel Home (www.myisraelhome.com), a real estate agency focused on helping people from abroad buy and sell homes in Israel. To sign up for his monthly market updates, contact him at [email protected].
A rendering of the Hamptons in Herzliya Pituach
Herzliya’s marina
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For some this will be exactly on the money. You will
say that’s just what I am going through. To oth-ers it will be something they are reading about but it won’t really speak to them. And yet oth-ers will say, I’ve been there; I can’t believe this is where I am now.
It’s about a sand-wich. And I don’t mean the kind you digest. Because everyone re-lates to that in some form. Whether it’s a fluffernutter, corned beef on rye, or sprouts and avocado on whole wheat—just about everyone can connect with a sandwich that has their name on it. Even if no sand-wich just men-tioned excites you, we can take it up a level to two yummy cookies with a scoop of ice cream in be-tween, and we’ve got your Achilles heel!
Then there’s that other sand-wich everyone should be into. Especially a success-seeking couple. And truth-fully, it should even be a sandwich that parents, friends and even employers and educators utilize. The important communication sandwich which goes kind of like this: before you voice any complaint or even dare to say a criti-cism, cushion it very tightly between two fat loaves of compliments, sprin-kled with positive innuendos, and two giant slices of love. And only then can you gingerly sneak a tiny sliver of com-ment in the middle before closing with more healthy whole grain positivity!
So what sandwich am I referring to above? The one I referred to as being unique to a certain group at a certain time. It is the stage of being sand-wiched as both a child and a parent, between a former and a younger gen-eration. It is the pull between loyalties you have to the generation above and
below you. It is the desire to be the child who gives back all the attention and time and love your parents show-ered on you, and simultaneously the parent who wants to be available and
involved.At a certain
stage—only if you are blessed, after all—you get to work on this time management challenge. And in truth, what else is life, other than confronting chal-lenges? And what else is success oth-er than conquering them?! Though this one never re-ally seems to have a simple formula,
unless you are fortunate enough to have that amazing grandchild-grandparent connection in your family. Then mirac-ulous things happen. In that case, they seek to spend time together without needing you sandwiched in between. You get time to just be, for what that’s worth to you. And guess what? They both feel terrifically happy and satis-fied – especially because they don’t have to deal with a guilt-ridden, mixed up wreck like you sandwiched in be-tween!
Enjoy your blessings and have a great day!
Rivki Rosenwald is a certified relation-ship counselor, and career and life coach. She can be contacted at 917-705-2004 or [email protected]
“The Imitation Game” is the critically
acclaimed story of Alan Turing, a British math-ematician who is widely credited as being the fa-ther of computer science and artificial intelligence. Benedict Cumberbatch plays Turing, whose work in cracking Nazi Germa-ny’s “ENIGMA” code helped lift the Al-lies to victory in World War II.
Seventy years later, retiring Sena-tor Tom Coburn (R-OK) has picked up the code-breaking bug. But Coburn has decided to take on something even more twisted and fiendish than Nazi ci-phers. That’s right — he’s just issued a 312-page “Tax Decoder” taking on our tax system. (Read it at your peril — if decoding takes 312 pages, just imagine what the encrypted version looks like!)
Coburn’s goal is to give us “an edu-cational reference guide designed to equip taxpayers and lawmakers with the details needed to thoughtfully reconsider many aspects of the existing tax code.” We’re not sure why Coburn thought he needed 312 pages to make his case — anyone who’s ever seen their first pay-check and wondered “what’s FICA?” knows the system is a mess. Still, here are some highlights:
• Our tax system has metastasized like a glioblastoma. “In 2012, the Internal Revenue Code contained over 4 million words, enough to fill 9,000 pages. By way of comparison, a pamphlet with the original 1913 income tax required only 27 pages for the full text of the statute.”
• Our friends at the IRS really do want to help, but they’re just underfinanced, understaffed, and underfed. “From FY 2004 to FY 2012, the number of calls the IRS received from taxpayers on its Accounts Management phone lines increased from 71 million to 108 million, yet the number of calls answered by telephone assistors declined from 36 million to 31 million.”
• The law is full of inappropriate and wasteful giveaways benefiting taxpayers who would do just fine without them. “There is no shortage of tax subsidies for the rich and famous, such as credits to renovate vacation homes and purchase luxury cars and deductions for yachts.
McDonald’s even received tax breaks to sell Chicken McNuggets overseas.”
• Too many “not-for-profit” groups serve their own interests instead of the public interest. “Born This Way Foundation is advertised as an organization that connects youth with anti-bullying, mental health, and other community resources, but its main activity appears to be throwing free pre-concert tailgate parties for fans.”
Coburn’s solution probably won’t surprise you. Ideally, throw it all out and start over. At the very least, make it simpler, flatter, and fairer. “The tax code should be simple enough that everyone — including members of Congress — is capable of filling out their own tax re-turn.” (We’ll let you decide if that means an easier tax system or smarter members of Congress!)
Still, there is some good news that we can help you put to work — and
you’ll find it on the very first page. “Due to the code’s complex-ity, your taxes are not a simple calculation of earnings and obli-gations. Instead, taxes are determined by how well you can take advantage of the hun-dreds of tax credits,
deductions, exclusions, and carve-outs tucked into the code.” In other words, all that complexity creates opportunity — and the more complicated your taxes are, the more likely you can use some help. So, if you’re looking for a New Year’s resolution to kick off 2015, make sure to resolve not to waste any more money on taxes you don’t have to pay!
Allan J Rolnick is a CPA who has been in practice for over 30 years in Queens, NY. He welcomes your comments and can be reached at 718-896-8715 or at [email protected].
Rivki D. Rosenwald Esq., CLC, SDSAllan J. Rolnick, CPA
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