An introduction to Mr C Baker esq.

Esquire

His father Tom and mother Jane..

The Bakers hail from Prescot, a town and civil parish, within the Metropolitan Borough of Knowsley in Merseyside, England.

Prescot's name is believed to be derived from the Anglo-Saxon prēost "priest" + cot "cot", meaning a cottage or small house owned or inhabited by a priest, a

"priest-cottage".

Not to be confused with Baron Prescott …

Being from…

It is easy to see where Chris gets his easy going, happy demeanour…

Chris has recently broadened his horizons, academically…

And professionally…

Renowned as something of a ladies man..

Though recently doubt has been cast as to his “real” sexual preference…

Each weekend one can find him with his one true love…

As with most people there is a…

to Mr Baker, his..

There are rumours abound that he frequently visits…

Who has a fine selection of dome warmers..

This lack of hair follicles could be down to his old age, though we suspect Mrs Baker’s home hair trimming techniques..

But whatever you do tread carefully as he doesn’t like any attention drawing to this area of his wee person and can go quite..

Which can be very..

Especially when he doles out the sarcasm (which is more often than not)..

But despite all this we still try to..