Baillie Ian - Stuff and Nonsense!.. (Kings and Queens)

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    About the Author 

    Ian Baillie was born in Birmingham in 1949. He and Kathy, his wife

    of forty years, have one married son, Alex. Ian too to writing light!

    hearted verse about histori"al "hara"ters to entertain and edu"ate

    Alex ... and it did#

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    $edi"ation

    %o my wife Kathy who never lost faith or &atien"e ' trying to be

    funny isn(t always amusing# And to my s&e"ial son Alex who ins&ires

    me.

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     an Baillie

    S T U F F   & N O N S E N S E :

    K I N G S   & Q U E E N S

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    )o&yright * Ian Baillie +-1/

    %he right of Ian Baillie to be identified as author of this wor has been

    asserted by him in a""ordan"e with se"tion 00 and 0 of the

    )o&yright, $esigns and 2atents A"t 19.

    All rights reserved. 3o &art of this &ubli"ation may be re&rodu"ed,

    stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any

    means, ele"troni", me"hani"al, &hoto"o&ying, re"ording, or otherwise,

    without the &rior &ermission of the &ublishers.

    Any &erson who "ommits any unauthoried a"t in relation to this

     &ubli"ation may be liable to "riminal &rose"ution and "ivil "laims for damages.

    A )I2 "atalogue re"ord for this title is available from the British

    5ibrary.

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    A"nowledgments

    %o my dear friend and editor $avid ? =ngland without whose

    resear"h, en"ouragement and good sense this wor would never have

    "ome to fruition.

    %o )arlos $ia whose artisti" sills effortlessly &rodu"ed the

    "harming "ari"atures whi"h serve to bring the "hara"ters to life.

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    Stuff & NonsenseKings & Queens

    What do you know of our Monarchs?

    Learn here of their life and times

    I promise, forsooth, every word shall be truth

    Providing, of course, that it rhymes!

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    William the Conqueror ¹

    "#$ % "&$'r(")) % "&$'

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    %he delay wored in

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    In feudalisti" fashion

    or nowledge of odwin/and he lived from around 1-- until his defeat in 1-88. His father,

    =dward the )onfessor, on his death bed, "hose Harold as his su""essor and he was "rowned in ?anuary 1-88. Harold had, however, in 1-84 or 

    1-8, sworn +under duressL/ to su&&ort

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    struggle on 14th "tober 1-88,

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    1

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    WII!" II

    William #ufus ¹

    "+& % ""'

    r("&$ % ""'

    6trong willed

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    %he man was &erfe"tly horrid# ⁸

    1

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    *tuff about William II

    1. %he name Dufus was derived either from his red hair or from his

    ruddy "om&lexion.

    . Dobert later "hallenged od(s ?udgementJ a view "onfirmed when the tower of aimar, a

    historian writing in 114-, albeit for the 3orman aristo"ra"y, "alled himfine P generous. +i/

    More *tuff about William II

    +i/ >ardiner, ?uliet, =dC %he History %oday

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