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Motorcycles, Travel & Adventure

Volume 21 No. 8

AUGUST 2015

Discoveryin theJungles

of India

MYSTERIOUS AMERICA TOP TEN • WHAT’S IN A NAME

RIDING THE RATTLER • NEW SWEDEN 450 RECAP

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W H A T ’ S I N S I D EMONTHLY COLUMNSFREE WHEELIN’ ..................................................4

WHATCHATHINKIN’ ...........................................5

POSTCARDS FROM THE HEDGE.......................6

ON THE MARK ....................................................7

BACKLASH..........................................................8

THOUGHTS FROM THE ROAD ........................10

MYSTERIOUS AMERICA..................................12

BIG CITY GETAWAY .........................................14

GREAT ALL AMERICAN DINER RUN ..............16

WE’RE OUTTA HERE........................................18

SHIRA’S ICE CREAM RUN ...............................20

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE............................46

INDUSTRY INFOBITES.....................................49

UPCOMING EVENTS CALENDAR ...................50

FEATURESA PLANE IN THE JUNGLE ...............................22

RIDING THE RATTLER......................................28

TOP TEN MYSTERIOUS AMERICAS...............31

NEW SWEDEN 450 RECAP .............................36

WAR AND OTHER FUN PLACES.....................40

PRODUCT REVIEWSAVON TRAIL RIDER TIRES................................11

REDVERZ SOLO EXPEDITION TENT...............42

DOUBLETAKE MIRRORS.................................43

MICHELIN ANAKEE III TIRES...........................44

Motorcycles, Travel & Adventure

Publishers Brian Rathjen • Shira Kamil

Contributors Mark Byers, Victor Cruz,Ken Glaser, Bill Heald,Shahwar Hussain,Barry Houldsworth,Dr. Seymour O’Life

Editorial Office BACKROADS, POB 317Branchville NJ 07826

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ThaT’s The Dream

There is a Chevy commercial floating around

the airwaves and WiFi these days; so in addition

to your television you can probably see it on a

pad, pod, phone, app or urinal screen near you.

In this particular commercial Chevy is touting that their car is, as one com-

menter put it, “merging the physical freedom of the car with the virtual

freedom of WiFi.”

During the commercial a young woman exclaims, “That’s the dream.

To have WiFi in your car.”

Really? That is what will make or break the deal?

It seems like everyday you hear of some horror story involving some

clueless texting, talking or social networking driver. Young women

seem especially fond of this.

I am not against the use of social networks - the internet, emails or

texting; I save my delving into the social media pool for when it is

called for and appropriate.

Just the other morning I saw a video of a young woman who realizes

that no one is really paying any attention to her as she goes through her

life. She snuggles up to her boyfriend in bed and he holds his phone up to

check for messages. She gets a strike bowling and goes to get a high five cel-

ebratory slap only to see all her friends are studying their phones and no one

has noticed her great bowl. It is her birthday and every one at the party is

recording Happy Birthday on their phones, not really seeing her.

She is at lunch and telling a story when she see that, once again, nobody

is listening as they are all deep into their virtual lives.

It is really an eye opening video and it lets you see that the world and civ-

ilization is hand basketin’ down a self-centered spiral of banality.

One of the cruise lines had a commercial running during the evening fea-

turing a cruise line that has faux skydiving, faux surfing, and even faux bar-

tenders – probably with crap faux booze.

I would rather put my face in a bowl of angry asps than get on another

cruise ship.

There was a cartoon in The Week (a newsmagazine, like this – an actual

paper magazine) that had a bunch of kids all standing around a playground.

Swings, merry-go-round and slides all empty and unused while each child

stares at his phone or pad.

Do you have friends that cannot let go of their pad/phone/tablet?

I have found myself leaving my cell phone in my tank bag and checking

quietly, privately if and when I remember.

My friend Cherrie told me that she and her riding companions all put their

devices in a basket on the table when they go for a lunch ride. The first to

reach for their iPhone, Droid or tin can and string have to pick up the tab.

This strategy seems to work at preventing cellphonitis from spreading.

I think it is just a sign of these times – like the new boodle of ads that run

all over the national glossy magazines. These are aimed at younger, new rid-

ers just getting into motorcycling – what I like to call the “Bipster.”

For those of you who don’t know what a Bipster is – it is this new combi-

nation of young man - part biker/ part hipster.

A Bipster. (Continued on Page 11)

F R E E W H E E L I N ’BRIAN RATHJeN

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IT’s The lITTle ThIngs

Getting ready for a road trip, of any length, you want to make sure that

you have all those ‘little things’ that are so handy when

in your own garage. You know, that small piece of

duct tape in just the right spot, the zip tie to hold that

loose thing, a small Swiss Army knife. I know that

in the tank bags on both of my bikes, I keep dupli-

cates of many things that are indispensible – a small

spray of Plexus or similar face shield cleaner and

small micro towel, an emergency snack bar or small

bag of nuts, a pad and pen. I go through my collec-

tion every so often to weed out the ‘not so neces-

sary’ items that have taken up residence – the patch

from the last rally, the brochure from Dr. O’Life’s

last excursion, several key cards from hotels.

Riding on your own bike, from your own garage,

with your own things around you is very comfortable.

You have a routine, you know where things are and

that you have whatever you need for most circum-

stances. How about if you find yourself heading out of country, flying to dis-

tant lands and taking a seat on someone else’s motorcycle?

That’s a whole different packing story.

First, you’ll need to find out if the bike you’re using will have any storage

– tank bag, saddlebags and/or top case. If you have to bring your own tank

bag that makes things just a tad easier, as you can pack whatever you need

in it and just strap it on. I’ve found that most everything that I carry in my

tank bag can fit inside either both boots and/or my helmet when packing up.

I speak to many people who insist on taking their helmet with them on carry-

on, so they know they will, if all luggage is lost, at least have their helmet. I

understand the concept, but (fingers crossed and knock on wood) I’ve never

had my checked bag with helmet disappear in over 100 flights.

I pack different things for different destinations. For example, on our last

trip with Adriatic MotoTours to Romania, Bulgaria and Turkey, I opted to

bring a number of mini rolls of toilet paper. Having been in this general re-

gion before, I was aware that their toilet facilities vary greatly – from luxury

with a bidet to a simple hole in the ground, perhaps with a dry spot to put

your feet. Depending on the water situation, I’ll take along some Pepto or

Imodium – don’t want that dilemma on a road trip. That’s enough potty talk.

Everyone has a packing list, I hope. There have been too many trips where

I have had to buy either a belt or watch because I failed

to follow mine. Again, on this last trip I opted to leave

my timepiece at home – I had my iPhone, after all. I

found myself constantly asking Brian what time it ‘re-

ally’ was, as my ‘watch’ was always on NJ time. Not

doing that again.

I have a thing for gloves. I will always have at

least three pair of gloves with me – my go-to Held,

a lighter weight and a warm, waterproof. When on

my own bike, I’ll have a bag with all my electrics

(liner, gloves and thermostat). Again, taking this on an

‘other people’s bike’ ride depends on location, but I’ll usu-

ally bring the liner, as it can be used as a ‘walk-about’ jacket as well. The

latest set of gloves residing in my top case are Held Steve Classic and two

pair of Eska, one a Tour Waterproof and the other a lightweight summer.

I also have a thing for little zip-lock bags. I’ll have one with liquids

(cleaner, chain lube, etc.), another with medical (after bite, band aids, eye

drops, cortisone cream) and another with bike band aids (zip-ties, small duct

tape roll, extra fuse, small screwdriver). It’s like having a traveling Snap-On

tool caddy in your luggage. These can also be stashed in the nooks and cran-

nies of your riding gear.

Don’t overlook the little things that you may find in places like Marshal’s

or any dollar store. On a recent foray, Brian came across Hang Tight Mini

Bungee Cords. The package of 10 assorted sizes was $3.99, so we had to buy

WH AT C H AT H I N K I N ’SHIRA KAMIL

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FacT-FInDIng mIssIon

Brake pads. We know what they are, where they

are and what they do. They are often neglected as

they do their jobs in a silent manner (usually), and

years can go by before we need to do anything to them. But when you need

to renew the things (for they do have a service life), it’s really a straightfor-

ward job as motorcycles are not cars or Space Shuttles, and in so many ways

they are much more accessible and simpler to fiddle with. I found myself in

the situation where the wear markers on

the OEM front pads have come very close

to their service limits, so I naturally said,

“Ohh Ah. There’s a lovely set of brake

pads that need a bit of mending, yes?” I should point out the bike is a Tri-

umph, and I often speak to it in a horrific British accent which, I think, it ab-

solutely hates. I feel bad about it, too, yet I persist. That’s a bit strange, isn’t

it? Perhaps I should seek counsel about this, and record the analysis in a col-

umn for your consideration.

Fortunately for you, this isn’t it.

Anyway, back to the pads. I secured a new set of Galfers and was all ready

to slap them on, but then I had a thought. Maybe I should let the pros tackle

this job. Allow me to explain, as that might seem a bit odd for me to pay

somebody to put le pads on le Street Triple R considering I just mentioned

how it’s an easy job on motorcycles. I live a little over an hour from my Tri-

umph dealer, and why would I go to all this trouble for something so simple?

An excellent question, and you never cease to amaze me with your perti-

nent queries. The reasons I elected to do this are basically twofold: first,

there’s a back way to get to the dealership that is a really lovely ride. The

roads are great, and you go through some small towns that actually have

functional Main Streets with shops, diners, all that vanishing Americana that

is so priceless in this big-box, digital age. The other reason is a bit less ro-

mantic and more pragmatic, and involves the importance of visiting a deal-

ership from time to time just to find out how the weather is, sales and busi-

ness wise, in this tiny snapshot of the industry. In my travels over the last

couple of decades, I’ve visited many a motorcycle concern and I’ve had the

privilege to visit big ones, small ones, rural ones, urban ones (like NYC, LA,

Miami, etc.) and regardless of the location or size a well-run dealership is

usually staffed by some pretty savvy people who are more often than not

very honest and excellent sources of industry information. The dealer I take

my Triumph to has no idea what I do for living (well, to be honest neither do

I), so the fact that I’ve been writing about motorcycles for a couple of decades

is unknown and I’m treated pretty much like a sane, rational customer. So

armed with an appointment, the plan was to have a bit of light service per-

formed while I snoop around and talk to people, drink their coffee, oogle

their floor stock and generally be a minor nuisance and take the temperature

of the facility. It’s amazing what you can

pick up in such a visit, and in this instant I

came away feeling very optimistic about

the current health of the industry.

I should first point out that this dealership (in addition to Triumph) handles

Can-Am, Royal Enfield and Kymco, so they cover a lot of bases. You can

go with Can-Am if you want another wheel (and more brake pads), or Kymco

if you wanna hang with scooter trash (a term of respect, I assure you) or get

all Royal for a bit of nostalgia. Among other things I learned through my

brilliant interrogations was that they had had trouble moving Triumph Day-

tonas for a while, even having some leftover ‘13s until this spring. Now they

sold three 2015 models in just a few weeks, which I was told could be due

to recent high-profile racing victories so the old adage “race on Sunday, sell

on Monday” still seems to bear fruit. Overall, it seems it was a good Spring

and I can’t help but wonder if the hellish Winterfell-style winter we had may

have had something to do with it. I know I was certainly ready to carve up

some miles after what seemed like years of arctic conditions, and roads that

were better suited for snowmobiles screamed for two-wheeled traffic when

the suckers finally thawed out. Anyway, there was a decent amount of traffic

on the floor and this was a good sign since this was the middle of the week.

We discussed many other matters that overall painted a picture of a healthy

dealership, well-stocked with parts, apparel and accessories with some seri-

(Continue on Page 7)

P O S T C A R D SF R O M T H E H E D G E

BILL HeALD

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MOTORCYCLE SCHMOOZING

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VIsIon

The difference between a tightrope

walker and the rest of us is vision:

when we look out over the chasm

spanned by that tiny wire bridge, all

we see is the void. When a tightrope

walker looks out over the chasm, all he

sees is the wire. Motorcycling is that

way: the most successful pilots look at

their terrain and see the positive pos-

sibilities – the good lines and the escape routes. The least successful motor-

cyclists see an environment fraught with peril and focus on bad lines and

obstacles and, unsurprisingly, embrace them. In this way, motorcycling is

an allegory for life. Where is our vision? On the problem…or the solution?

While I consider myself a better-than-average road rider, I still have to re-

mind myself to focus on the good things – the safe and graceful lines between

hazards. I also try to make sure my focus is far enough up the road to give

me a big-picture view of the situation rather than a close-up of the bumper

in front. Just as it is necessary to have a good long-term outlook on life, it’s

necessary to look far enough ahead when we ride.

Largely due to some excellent training, I do pretty well

on the road. One arena in which I’m pathetic however,

despite years of practice, is in the dirt. Practice doesn’t

make perfect when you’re practicing bad habits!

The reasons are clear: I focus on the trail in front of

me and on the bad lines and hazards rather than the

good lines. It’s not surprising, as I’m an over-50 guy

with a day job and an aversion to abrasion. I mounted

a GoPro atop my helmet in the “Teletubby” position and

it clearly reveals my head is too far down and that I look

at the holes and roots that I don’t want to hit. It is em-

barrassing, to say the least, to a guy who has spent a fair

amount of his life dual-sporting and dirt riding, that I

still have so much to learn. One of the reasons, other

than a dearth of places to ride, is that I haven’t had the

kind of excellent offroad training that I’ve had on the

road.

I also know this because I dirt-ride with people who

are far more skilled than I. My friend Dangerous Dan

is an amazing dirt rider. In Richard Bach’s book “Illu-

sions,” he describes a guy who flies his light plane with

such mastery that he never gets any bugs on it. Danny

is like that: at the end of a muddy mess of a ride, his

bike is the cleanest one. His line selections are master-

ful, which is made even more incredible by the fact that

Dan only has vision in one eye. The key is not that he

has but one working eye, but that he focuses it precisely

on where he needs and wants to go…and then he goes

there. Danny sees the wire, not the void.

We’ll be riding along and there’ll be a gnarly section

– a big stream crossing with an undercut bank – and

he’ll stop and say, “Put your front wheel right on top of

that big root and gas it hard and you’ll go right up.”

Then, he promptly does it. He then parks his bike, be-

cause he knows that more often than not, he’ll have to

pull mine off me as I lay pinned by it to the bottom of

the stream, the steaming header pipe welding the crotch

of my nylon riding pants to my thigh. My problem is

not only one of vision, but of commitment: Danny will

totally commit to the crossing and hitting that root with

the front hoop while wheelying through the stream.

While he’s totally committed to the task at hand, I’m

mentally calculating the insurance deductible should I

get it wrong, and that vision of the negative is frequently

my undoing.

There’s another quote from “Illusions” that says,

“You teach best what you most need to learn.” I hope, therefore, you’ll find

my pathetic tale of motorcycling vision a catalyst for your own instructional

journey. Either that, or I hope you’ll get a cheap laugh at the mental image

of a fat, old, profanity-spewing engineer pinned to the bottom of a muddy

stream by a 260 lb Yamaha dirt bike. Either way, I have a vision of my own

on which I need to focus: I see myself taking some off-road training this year!

O N T H E M A R KMARK ByeRS

PosTcarDs From The heDge (Continued from Page 6)

ously nice machinery on the floor. The biggest thing I always look for is the

mood of the employees for that can tell you things sales figures and foot traf-

fic cannot, in this case it was upbeat, engaged and positive. This is a dealer-

ship that sells brands that aren’t the top sellers for the most part, yet things

were good. In this way I think it’s a great indicator of motorcycle success at

least in my neck of the woods.

A nice ride, my pads were installed in short order and I gained a lot of in-

formation for a minimal output of time. All in all, a morning well spent. These

days, since you can pick up damn near any part, accessory or riding apparel

on the Internet we often don’t visit the dealer as much as we used to. I think

this is a mistake. And to think this trip was spawned by a bit of maintenance

I typically handle myself, and was about to do. Maybe it was fate, as I could

have taken the top of the brake fluid reservoir, pushed the pistons back in the

calipers to make room for the new, fatter pads, and spilled brake fluid on my

tank and scarred it for life. You see? Everything happens for a reason.

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Ecuador

Hey Backroads,

I hope all is going well for you all. I’m home in New Hampshire and ready

to take on summer.

I just wanted you to know that I took some time to re-read your fine article

on riding in Ecuador. I had read it quickly when it first came along. But this

time around I really got into your writing and want to congratulate you again

on a job well done. It is always interesting to read people’s experiences in

foreign countries as they notice the culture, music, foods, way of life and are

able to comprehend what they see. You have a gift.

All the best,

Bob Rand

Thanks for another great Backroads Rally, leading into Americade made

for a great 10 days of riding! Great friends, food, and roads, it does not get

any better.... and ended the ride home with a stop at Motorcyclepedia to hang

with Dr Gregory Frazier to talk motorcycles and travel.

Mike M.

Congrats of 20!

Hi Shira and Brian,

Congratulations on reaching your 20 year anniversary. It has been a joy

watching you guys grow into a beautiful Peony and still blossoming. Thank

you for creating a wonderful publication and for creating a forum for us to

meet the most wonderful people that we have come to know all these

years. Looking forward to twenty more.

Nuri and Michael Wernick • Mayor of 9th Street

Brian & Shira,

So today I stopped home for a pit stop between appointments and of course

I check the mail. That white envelope was right on top with the PO Box 317

as the return address. As is my addiction, schedule be damned - I have to tear

into the latest issue of Backroads. I paged through quickly (I am in hurry ya

know) but read Free Wheelin’ and Whatchathinkin’. In reflecting on your

20 years of moto-publishing awesomeness, I noticed you were thanking a lot

of people for your success.

Well I have news for you two. In your absence both at Americade and this

past weekend after some adventure riding, your ears had to be ringing. Dur-

ing these occasions, I found myself amongst a group friends, yes bonafide

friends, that I did not know before meeting you two. Most of us came to the

same conclusion- we would not be together if not for a certain couple from

NJ. Therefore rather than thanking us, there are legions of us that should be

thanking YOU. If there were no Backroads, I would not have riding memo-

ries (limited as they are) I would not have these friends I enjoy riding with,

I would not own the bikes I own, hell I wouldn’t even be wearing the right

gear! But, it is the friendship, kinship and camaraderie that you two created

that are bigger than any magazine you could publish.

Thanks for truly the best gift of all.

Tony Lisanti

Backroads,

Congratulations Brian and Shira on 20 years of Backroads!

Back in 1995 my wife and I got married. Six years later I took my MSF

course and have been nuts over motorcycles ever since. Wife came before

bike, so she often wonders what all the fuss is about motorcycles!

Twenty years is a long time to do anything, but putting out issue after issue

of Backroads must have been challenging and at the same time rewarding.

Back in the early 2000’s I remember picking up my first free copies of Back-

roads at Country Rode Motowerks in Rochester, NY.

I’ve grown as a rider along side Backroads, from newbie to enthusiast to

motorcycle instructor. I’m positive your efforts have helped shape the rider

(and person) I am today. ~ Jon DelVecchio

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BACKLASH Letters to the Editor

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In your Welcome to the Jungle column in June, Brian Rathjen criticizes

the use of the classic staggered group riding formation because of a potential

increased risk in an emergency situation, and he includes Motorcycle Safety

Foundation’s Group Riding formation graphic with an added comment, “This

is not space cushioning.”

For fairly straight roads, the Motorcycle Safety Foundation indeed recom-

mends a staggered riding formation in which the leader rides in the left third

of the lane, while the next rider stays at least one second behind in the right

third of the lane, the third rider stays in the left third of the lane at least one

second behind the second rider, and so on, so that the minimum following

distance is 2 seconds behind the rider directly in front of you. This allows a

proper space cushion between motorcycles so that each rider has enough time

and space to maneuver and to deal with hazards. Of course, regardless of

formation, disasters can and do happen, as Mr. Rathjen points out.

For reference, MSF chose 2 seconds as a minimum following distance be-

cause it takes a normally alert motorist 1.5 seconds to perceive and react to

a stimulus before they apply the brakes. So, if a rider notices brake lights

activate ahead and can brake about as quickly as the motorist they are fol-

lowing, 2 seconds is enough time to avoid rear-ending the vehicle. And if

swerving would be a more appropriate evasive response than braking in a

particular situation, it can generally be accomplished in less time, with a

greater space cushion.

While a longer following distance might be better, research indicates that

the majority of rear-end crashes happen when the following distance is more

than two seconds (the “100-Car Naturalistic Driving Study,” NHTSA/VTTI

2006). This could be a result of motorists using distance to compensate for

their purposeful inattention (“risk homeostasis”).

For the riding group, a single-file formation with a minimum 2-second fol-

lowing distance is preferred on curvy roads and construction zones, enter-

ing/exiting highways, under poor visibility conditions or poor road surfaces,

or in other situations where an increased space cushion or more maneuvering

room is needed. In most street situations, more time and space is better than

less. But a bigger gap can have diminishing returns as far as being seen by

other highway users. A group catches the mind’s eye much quicker than a

single rider.

A single-file formation on a straight road can have another disadvantage:

motorists encountering an interminably long line of bikes may try to cut

through to get to their destination. This is one reason the MSF also recom-

mends that groups not exceed seven riders. If there are more than seven par-

ticipants, more than one group should be formed, and the groups should

behave as separate entities. This also allows riders of different skill levels

to self-select into different groups.

Even when riding in groups, each rider has responsibility for his or her

own time and space management. An individual’s safety takes priority over

the integrity of the riding formation. It is important to be cognizant of not

only what is going on in the traffic jungle, but to also manage risks created

by the proximity of fellow riders.

For the record, MSF strongly advises against side-by-side formations, as

they do present an unreasonable risk: If one rider suddenly needed to swerve

to avoid a hazard, that rider may get their handlebars entangled with those

of the motorcycle they’re riding alongside.

BACKROADS • AUGUST 2015 Page 9

SPACE CUSHIONING • THE MSF SPEAKS Ken Glaser • Director, Special Projects MSF

12 Stepper

Yes, I share a similar two wheel addiction: I have checked your 12 step

program and wish to acknowledge that my passion for restoring and riding

vintage Italian 175 giro bikes only has one cure: death. May I go out with a

big smile on my face and grease under my fingernails doing what I love on

serpentine roads.

Burt Richmond

My name’s Tom. And I’m a bikeaholic. :-)

Hi Tom

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900 mIles on a moTorcycle – IT’s all DolPhIns!

I recently spent a few days with friends enjoying the best

scenery and back roads the Catskills and Adirondacks have

to offer with a good friend and the wonderful folks

from Backroads magazine.

It’s hard to put into words what a great trip this was. The

weather was perfect and the ride pace set by my good

friend Mike was spot on – fast enough to enjoy the roads to

the full but without being a hero. We passed through beau-

tiful scenery and little towns with architecture that looked

like something out of a fairy tale, with beautiful old stone

churches with tall spires. I spent a good deal of time

checking those out thinking how great they would be to

photograph from the air – my current obsession.

While on this trip I finally realized that the bike I bought new in 2001 is

now old. But it still rides great and, despite being at least 50hp down on most

of the bikes we were riding with, can hold its own. After 15 years the old

girl can still fly.

Mike and I were joined by Jeff, an honest to goodness private detective

sadly minus the obligatory fedora. Hanging out with Jeff and MB was a blast.

They both have a quick wit and even mundane items such as ordering lunch

or dinner became a laugh fest with us and the wait staff laughing out loud.

My cheeks ached from laughing so much.

During one of our lunch stops we discussed how sad it is that so many peo-

ple are too afraid to enjoy life. When I told people I was going away for sev-

eral days of motorcycle riding many assumed the worst. As Jeff put it, people

are afraid to go in the water because of the one in a million possibility of

being eaten by a Great White when they are far more likely to encounter Dol-

phins.

This led to the catch phrase “It’s all dolphins” being used for the rest of

the trip. This caused a few raised eyebrows with the wait staff:

“How was dinner guys?”

“It’s all dolphins!”

On Backroads rides most riding is done

in your own group with everyone meet-

ing up at the end of the day for some

lively chat and a few drinks.

If this is your first time with Backroads

the first thing you will notice is just how

friendly people are. Everyone is family.

People will walk up to you, shake hands

and start chatting as though you have

known each other for years. Brian and

Shira somehow know everyone person-

ally and have great stories of their own

but, as hosts, are in much demand.

Our little troop all had things to do and so couldn’t stay the whole four

days and so we headed home early on Saturday morning. I followed MB

down as far as Lake George where we had breakfast and then went our sep-

arate ways, with him blasting home on the highways while I took a more me-

andering route down through the Catskills and Bear Mountain.

I arrived home mid afternoon on Saturday after about 900 miles of amazing

back-road riding in near perfect weather. My BMW performed flawlessly

and now needs to be rewarded with a service and a new rear tire, which is

completely shot.

It’s a shame that many people will never experience something like this

because of fear of the unknown. Yes, things can go wrong. But more often

things go right and, personally, some of the most amazing times I have started

out as a disaster and ended with the making of new friends and memories. I

once heard the quote “Everyone dies, but not everyone lives” and that res-

onated with me personally. Don’t be afraid! Get out there and enjoy life.

It’s all dolphins!

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THOUGHTS FROM THE ROAD Barry Houldsworth

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With the ADV segment of motorcycle ever expanding U.K.- based Avon

Tires has extended its adventure touring motorcycle tire range with the launch

of a new adventure sport tire, the Avon Trailrider.

Applying the latest know-how in terms of carcass

construction, compound characteristics and tread pat-

tern development, the Trailrider blends the all-season

road capabilities of the critically-acclaimed Storm 3D

X-M sport touring tire with a rugged, off road-styled

tread pattern.

Avon engineers and test riders focused on stability,

wet grip and mileage on a wide range of large-capacity

dual-sport machines. The resulting design offers im-

proved capability over the outgoing Distanzia tire. It’s

also a tire developed in Britain, on British roads, in

British weather — so it promises the ultimate in per-

formance for U.K. riders.

“We’ve designed the Trailrider carcass construction

to deliver improved grip and handling,” said Avon mo-

torcycle design engineer Ashley Vowles. “Our chemists

have come up with a new super-rich silica compound,

using the latest compounding technology to enhance

wet grip without affecting mileage.”

The Trailrider will be available soon in a large range

of sizes — six fronts and 12 rears — and will be pro-

duced in radial and bias ply constructions.

Look for an on the road test later in the season.

Free WheelIn’ (Continued from Page 4)

They are these terminally cool, 20/30ish guys with the required lumberjack

beard, ¾ helmet and rugged looking faux designer jeans and flannel shirts.

They usually can be found at local downtown brewpubs drinking some sort

of craft brew made from things that beer never should be made of.

Kumquat and sewer water or some such stuff.

I might have been there too, if not for being a petulant white guy from

Queens who is on the bad side of 50.

These are the same kids who never seem to move off the machine at the

gym, ‘cause they are too busy textercising their friends that they are working

out at the gym.

Is it me? Most likely – but, it just seems that so much of today’s faux fun

is made up, manufactured and then broadcast, posted and shared over and

over.

Bad enough I have to use a screen just to write this.

There seems to be more crap, distractions and feldercarb wherever you

look.

In truth my Dodge Durango R/T (make mine a Hemi, please) also has WiFi

and a number of apps.

I think. I am pretty sure – but, I have not turned them on.

Probably never will.

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them. We took just one of the smaller ones along last trip, and it came in

VERY handy for an unforeseen purpose. Similar shopping expeditions to the

dollar store resulted in numerous pair of reading glasses in various strengths.

I don’t know about you, but we have these strewn around the house, garage

and all pockets. To find well-made and stylish ones for a buck apiece is a

boon. You’ll never know what you’ll find for a dollar that may save your

hide on a motorcycle trip.

To combat the bane of overweight luggage charges when having to bring

all your riding gear and accouterment, remember that you need very minimal

regular clothing, as most of your time will be spent on the bike in your riding

gear. Let me say one word: EXOFFICIO. These folks make high perform-

ance outdoor gear that has no rival. From their underwear to dress shirts, you

will need the absolute minimum for any length trip. Just rinse at night and

by morning it’s ready to pack. It may be a bit on the pricey side, but consider

the alternative of paying $50-$100 for overage on your baggage.

Remember to make your packing list, check it twice, and don’t overlook

those little things that will make your trip, whether on our soils or far way,

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The hIll IncIDenT

Barney & BeTTy hIll’s close encoUnTer

Date: september 19 & 20, 1961

Location: route 3 a few miles south of lancaster, nh

Postal Worker Barney Hill and his wife Betty, who had

a Master’s Degree and was a supervisor for the Child Wel-

fare Department, were returning from Montreal where they

had been vacationing.

It was a clear night with a crescent moon lighting up the

heavy woodlands and mountains that surround the region.

Around 10 pm they were heading south towards the

town of Lincoln when they spotted what they first believed

to be a very bright star.

This star began to move in an odd manner and they both

began to watch it.

Near Woodstock they pulled the car over and followed the bright flying

object with binoculars, believing it to be a plane of some sort.

Both Barney and Betty claimed that they saw a craft with multi-colored

lights, and rows of win-

dows on a flat-shaped ob-

ject, which now seemed to

be moving toward them.

Frightened they jumped

back into the car.

After resuming their

journey home, they were

not able to see the strange

craft anymore. Oddly

though, they heard a beep-

ing sound. They then no-

ticed they were thirty-five

miles farther down the road than a minute or two ago.

How could this be?

The next day Betty called nearby Pease Air Force Base, and reported what

she had seen.

Against Barney’s wishes (he did not want to come

forward in the beginning) Betty reported the incident,

speaking to Major Paul W. Henderson, who told Betty;

“The UFO was also confirmed by our radar.” At this

time, neither Betty nor Barney recalled any abduction.

Soon, however, Betty began having nightmarish dreams

of her and her husband being taken aboard a craft of

some kind, against their will. In a matter of weeks, two

writers got wind of the story, and after interviewing the

Hills, made an intensive log of the events of the night.

They discovered that there were two hours of unac-

counted time in the Hill’s story, even allowing for stops

for the Hills, and breaks for their dog, who also had

made the trip with them.

The Hills also decided to report their encounter to a

national UFO group. UFOlogist and astronomer Walter

Webb visited the Hills on October 21st, and set in mo-

tion what was to become one of the most remarkable

investigations in UFO history.

Then the dreams began. Disturbing images filled the

Hill’s nights eventually leading them to seek help and

this led to hypnosis to find the underlying cause of her

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What came out was

startling and the first

of many abduction

cases in the United

States. The Hills re-

lated that their car had

stalled, and then the

alien craft landed on

the road in front of

their vehicle, form-

ing a kind of

roadblock, hailing them down. The Hills

claim they were taken into the craft, and

given medical examinations by these

aliens, and before being released, were

ordered under hypnosis not to recount

any of the details of their incident.

The entities were described by the Hills as “Bald-headed beings, about

five foot tall, with greyish skin, pear shaped heads and slanting cat-like eyes.”

This was the very first mention in UFO folklore of the so-called “Greys.”

The Hills were taken into separate rooms during their examinations. These

“tests” involved both physical and mental procedures.

After these events, the Hills were taken back to their car, and the last thing

they remembered was an orange glow disappearing into the night sky. It is

very important to note that the Hills tried to keep these events out of the

press, but unfortunately, an inaccurate version of the events was leaked to

the press, after which, the Hills decided to come forward with the true events

of the case.

Since then movies have been made, books have been written and the debate

on the validity of the Hill’s story continues to this day.

Along Route 3 you will find an historical marker - placed by the State of

New Hampshire – so somebody believes the “Hill Incident” is of importance.

You will find it right outside the Indian Head Resort.

Just south of it you will run into an Irving Fuel

Station. This is where it gets really good as the

owners of this gas station have embraced this local

Close Encounter legend and have covered the out-

side and most of the wall space inside with all

things pertaining to aliens, outer space, close

encounters, abductions and the like.

Both the sign, the Irving fuel station and the

region are well worth visiting – But, if you are

riding down this

part of Route 3 on a

dark night who

knows – you just

might become part

of Mysterious mer-

ica yourself.

O’Life out!

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InTernaTIonal sPy mUseUm

800 F ST NW , WASHINGTON, DC 20004

202-393-7798 • WWW.SPYMUSEUM.ORG

The red Sunbeam Tiger makes its way down a Wash-

ington D.C. street carrying one of our nation’s most

formidable weapons of espionage.

The agent comes to a halt and springs from the car

to walk into a non-descript building and through a se-

ries of heavy automatic metal doors to approach a lone

telephone booth.

Which, after coin inserted and dialed correctly, drops

him into the subterranean headquarters of CONTROL.

Yes, kids we are talking spies today… Both real and,

well, not so real.

We’re not sure and we’ll never tell.

It is said there are more spies in Washington than any

other place in the world. I do not doubt this.

There is no shortage of museums in our nation’s cap-

ital either, but the first place on my list was the Inter-

national Spy Museum.

The museum was conceived back in 1996 by Milton

Maltz and opened to the public in 2002 at its current

home (it might be moving in the future) and was part

of the rejuvenation of the Penn Quarter in D.C.

Today the museum draws nearly 60,000 visitors an-

nually and lets you take on the role of an international

spy yourself.

When we arrived I was given a choice of identities,

choosing something that fit me well, a 57-year old

Brazilian carpenter traveling to Portugal to visit my

family. This cover identity seemed to work better than

my traveling companion who became a

young female Vietnamese microbiologist

travelling to Bonn, Germany. During our

walk around the Spy Museum we were

approached a few times by ‘authorities’

asking about our travels. I simply blath-

ered my pequeno Portuguese and moved

on. My compatriot was arrested and shot

as a spy.

Okay, not really – but the role-playing

gave you an idea of how hard it must be

to be a real spy in the real world.

The International Spy Museum does an

excellent job of combining both real and imaginary covert op-

erations with displays that embrace both.

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Unlike the NSA Museum outside Fort Meade, here at the Spy Museum you

can have more than a bit of fun.

Spies always seem to be crawling around air ducts in building. Well, here

you can give it a shot with sound meters to keep a watch on how quiet you

are or are not.

Spies use gadgets and the ultimate gadget has to have been James Bond’s

Aston-Martin DB5, which you will find here at the Spy Museum.

Every few minutes the DB5 comes alive with its bullet-proof shield rising

in the back, its tire slashers sliding out from the hubcaps, the machine guns

shooting from the front turn signals and the license plate spinning around.

Why this stuff is not standard on today’s cars is beyond me.

Of course Agent 86 is there, as is my favorite sexy spy – Emma Peel from

The Avengers.

The hard facts and heady consequences of the real world of true espionage

are made clear as well with artifacts that tell things in a clearer light, such as

what looks like a simple U.S. mail box. The truth is that this mail box, that

stood on the corner of 37th and R Sts. NW in Washington D.C., was used as

a dead drop marker for one of our nation’s most notorious spies - Aldrich

Ames. Ames worked for the CIA, but was selling secrets to the KGB. To let

his Soviet handlers know he had information for them he would mail a letter

at this box and covertly run a chalk line above the Postal insignia on its side.

The mark let the Russians know Aldrich would leave information for them at

another dead drop.

This very same mail box now sits at the International Spy Museum.

Other artifacts and stories are seen and told here.

Washington’s Culper Ring, that we did a series on last

year, are highly touted as is the simple pigeon that had

a camera strapped to its chest to take overhead shots be-

hind enemy lines during World War One.

While we were there they had a special display on

007’s nemesis’ called Exquisitely Evil – 50 Years of

Bond Villains.

They all were there. Mr. Big, Oddjob, Auric Gold Fin-

ger (who had the best line ever - “No Mr Bond, I expect

you to die!”), Ernst Blofeld, Rosa Klebb and Jaws. The

Spy Museum even had the chrome teeth actor Richard

Kiel wore for the role. As Maxwell Smart might say…

“Not to let evilness win over goodness” all the Bond

women were there too. No misogyny here – just great

characters that were easy to look at – when they weren’t

trying to kill you.

We spent a good part of the day here at the Interna-

tional Spy Museum in Washington D.C, and we wonder

when you are ready to step up for Queen and Country,

if you have what it takes to become a spy? O’Life out!

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hIllBIlly hoT Dogs

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According to a recent report in USA Today,

“Boulder, Colorado, ranked as the city least

plagued by obesity, according to recent research.

Among the 10 cities with the lowest level of obesity,

another two also are in Colorado — Denver and

Fort Collins. Cities with the highest obesity rate

were led by Huntington, WV. Two other cities in the

state, Charlestown and Martinsburg, were also in

the top 10 cities ranks by high obesity rate.”

With that in mind if you want to look sleek and

sexy in your riding gear, head to the mountains of

the west. If you just want some seriously good and

highly caloric foods, head to the Mountain State.

homeWrecker!!!

If you have any luck when you visit this fine dining establishment, you

will hear those words coming from the order counter. This is what lured us

to the western shores of West

Virginia – the possibility of

seeing someone else tackle

this monster of a meal.

Always in search of spec-

tacular culinary adventures,

we spied Hillbilly Hot Dogs

on the Food Network. Guy

Fieri was doing his best to

wrap his mouth around this

mega-dog, with not much

success. What, you may ask,

does this Homewrecker con-

tain that makes it so enor-

mous? Here goes: it’s 15

inches long and contains

three and a half pounds of

deep fried sausage and a deep fried one pound weenie topped with sauteed

peppers and onion, shredded and nacho cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, jalapenos,

habanero and chili sauce, mustard, ketchup and creamy slaw. If you can man-

age to get this down, and keep it down, in twelve min-

utes, you are awarded a Homewrecker t-shirt. Beat the

current record and get it for free.

You can use that $16.99 for Tums.

Sonny and Sharie, owners of Hillybilly Hot Dogs,

and ‘perpetual honeymooners’, set up shop in 1999.

They wanted a down-home, relaxed and fun place to

serve their fast food at a slower pace. They built the

original 12 x 16 building, which has since been upscaled

with several ‘dining buses’. Looking much like Monkey

with a Gun on steroids, the grounds are littered, literally,

with items from customers, antiques (of a sort), and

stuff that most of us haven’t seen for many a year: 8-

track tapes, vinyl records, typewriters, milk machines,

creepy baby dolls, etc. They continue to enhance their

décor, and will happily display your contributions.

Should you be a’scared of having to face the Home-

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From this point, the options are almost endless.

How about an Egg Dog – little bit of ketchup

and nacho cheese on the weenie, topped with

scrambled egg, jalapenos and salsa. Or maybe

you’re feeling a bit under the weather? You

might want to wolf down a Stacy’s Flu Shot –

one tasty weenie loaded with jalapenos and

topped with their homemade chili sauce, guar-

anteed to kill anything that’s ailin’ in your head.

There are suggestions from their customers that

have made it onto the menu such as the Pineap-

plelachian Dog – your beef weenie, bbq sauce,

country ham, shredded cheese all topped with

crushed pineapple. Hmm, perhaps I’ll take a

pass on that one, too.

If you are just along for the ride and not a fan

of the beef tuber, fear not, they have many

other fried fixins to clog your aorta. Always a

favorite are the deep fried pickles, with or with-

out ranch dressing, mac ‘n cheese wedges, also

deep fried or spicy Goat wings. They offer a

number of beef burgers, with or without all the

fixins. Trying to keep the cholesterol at a man-

ageable level? How about a healthy grilled

chicken sandwich or a Lockwood Veggie Dog?

And, to keep you vegans at bay, there’s a small, very small, variety of ‘rab-

bit fixins’.

The day we visited, we were joined by our good friend Tom Watson, who

had recently retired and moved south. He was making his way to our Back-

roads rally, and I surprised Brian with the meet-up. As we pulled in to the

parking area, Brian saw the blue Gold Wing and commented that it looked

like Tom’s. Big smiles all around when he realized that it was his. We settled

in with our various choices in weenie wackiness and enjoyed catching up

over some extremely tasty hot dogs. And, naturally, no hot dog run is com-

plete without some dairy delight afterwards. Hillbilly Hot Dogs has you cov-

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straight up or a la mode over some homemade pie du jour.

If you find you’re in this part of West ‘By God’ Virginia you owe it to

yourself to make a stop at Hillbilly Hot Dogs. They have two locations: the

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BlUe hIlls Farm

7805 ROUTE 52, NARROWSBURG, NY 12764

845-252-3864 • WWW.BLUEHILLSFARM.COM

Roughing it in the Catanos

We have been accused of being a bit snobby

when it comes to camping.

As if not having access to a decent warm bed

along with a hot shower and all the amenities of

home would cause us to wilt and wither away.

Some say that both Shira and I are pampered

little children who think a carabiner is the auto-

mobile that will take us to dinner.

Well, we protest these unfounded accusations

and remind a few of you that we have done our

fair share of hard-nose, out in the wild, far off the

beaten path camping in our day. Yes, indeedy.

Ever ridden in the jungles of Central and South America or even to the end

of the world on a Ramapo 500?

Well, we have. Umm, okay we usually did stay in a lodge or B & B of

some sort and there was almost always a good meal involved.

But still…. we know how to rough it

if we want.

We rarely do. Want that is – but, you

will see our point in a moment.

Looking to rough it a bit and get

back to Mother Earth we went is search

of someplace that would allow us the

chance to get down to the nitty-gritty.

To experience how God, nature and

the folks at Campmore wanted us to

live. To just go for a ride and camp out

under the moon and stars – in the wild

with minimal amenities, comforts and

not even the internet.

We found such a place.

Far north and west of the backwater

town of Manhattan you will find the

wild river called the Delaware; three hundred miles of raging water cutting

through gaps, farmlands and cliffs and filled with rocks, rapids and deadly

schools of sunnys, eel and shad (in season).

Along parts of the river there is no cell service.

We’re talking remote; especially north of Port Jervis

past the road named after a wild predatory raptor’s aerie.

Right near the deepest part of the river Delaware – the

part with the most water filled with deadly schools of

sunnys, eel and shad (in season) – you will find the

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small town of Narrowsburg. Once only

populated by ex-pat Queens and Brook-

lynites it has now become home to West

Villagers from New York and with them

more interesting restaurant menus and

more interesting prices.

Right outside of this frontier town you

will find Blue Hills Farm, owned by Jane

Luchsinger and, here at her farm, you will

find camping the way we like it.

Blue Hills Farm is a “glamping” expe-

rience offering many of the same ameni-

ties you might find in some fine hotels.

The tent at Blue Hills Farm offers a

queen size bed, refrigerator, coffee maker, loveseat,

chair. There is an attached luxury bathroom with an

oversized shower with spa jets.

While the motorcycles are parked and cooling

after the treacherous ride up Route 97, with its alti-

tude changes and smooth-style pavement, you can

open a bottle of wine you bought at the Wine Shop

in Narrowsburg (they call it a liquor store – but, we

prefer wine shop) with the tiny corkscrew from your

Swiss Army knife and take a seat on the porch at-

tached to the deck upon which the tent rests. This

deck is not carpeted and is created out of a material

they call lumber.

It harkens back to the days when Narrowsburg was a hub of the lumber

industry and the river, now full of deadly schools of sunnys, eel and shad (in

season) was also filled with lumber and jacks heading down stream to the

ports and canals.

Dinner can be found at some of the restaurants in town now owned by

West Villagers from New York, with more interesting restaurant menus and

more interesting prices.

But, splurge. You’re roughing it and

should at least have a good last meal.

At night snuggle down in the way-too-

comfy Tempurpedic bed, with your honey,

and enjoy a night under the stars (or rain –

it could rain - just saying), with nature

right outside the tent’s flap. Yes, the region

was once home to bear, mountain lion,

beaver, Big Red Eye, angry Iroquois with

rabid and feral dragons and even mastodon

(but, you probably won’t have to deal with

the mastodon). If you get up to pee and see

a small black and white cat shuffling along

the forest floor – makes friends - it’s fun!

When the sun rises the next day and Variations on

a Theme by Erik Satie is playing in your head you

will find a filling morning 4 course breakfast -

served in a tree house - with homemade muffins,

fresh fruit, eggs, and meat along with fresh juice and

hot coffee.

Okay, we’d make do.

Spending two nights kinda, sorta, maybe roughing

it in the forest of the Iroquois is an excellent idea as

the surrounding roads along this river region, lying

between the Poconos and the Catskills, the Catanos,

has some great rides to offer.

So, why stay at a hotel that just left a light on for

you when you can get back to nature and really rough it along the ancient

river called Delaware?

Seriously, Blue Hills Farm “Glamping” is a great escape and highly rec-

ommended for those looking for something different and special.

Just stay away from the little black and white cat.

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While putting our Spring Break rides, I knew that I needed to include an

ice cream stop. Surely there would be a plethora of homemade, delicious op-

tions in the Adirondacks. Well, due to my high standards, the options dwin-

dled along the route I had planned. But I delved further into the maps and

came up with, what would turn out to be, a lovely stop.

Just a short hop from the beautiful shore of Lake Champlain, a stone’s

throw from Fort Ticonderoga, the good folks

at the Wind-Chill Factory have been

swirling out soft-serve ice cream for

almost 20 years. Starting back in

1996, with just two machines and the

friends and family of owner Bob

Porter, chocolate and vanilla ice cream

was the basis of sundaes, milkshakes, ba-

nana splits and, of course, cones. Their grill

options were limited to hot dogs, Michigans,

NY pretzels and nachos.

By the following year, they

had grown to include a much

more varied grill menu and

today have four machines

and quite a lunch menu.

Their ice cream flavor selec-

tion has grown as well. You can

still, and always, find chocolate and

vanilla as well as vanilla frozen yogurt,

but are also offered changing flavors of

black raspberry, maple, creamsicle, strawberry,

banana, peanut butter, coffee, bubble gum and cotton candy.

Their sizes range from baby to large, and are very reasonable

compared to what you’ll find in downtown Lake George or Saratoga. On our

stop, after a very nice lunch at the Indian Lake Restaurant (look for that in

an upcoming GAADR), I was not as famished for ice cream as I should have

been, so opted for a kiddie serving of coffee. When presented with my order,

I smiled and said they must have made a mistake and given me a medium or

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If you feel the need for more of a good thing, you can wrap your mouth

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cialties such as Oreo fudge, Snickers fudge, Butterfinger caramel or Peanut

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If you did not stop at the wonderful Indian Lake Restaurant as our group had, you can set a base for your ice cream dessert with a great variety off their grill

menu. Their pizzas start off with fresh hand-stretched dough, use homemade sauce and all natural ingredients. Their burgers are quarter pound, 100% top ground

beef, flame broiled, the Philly cheese steaks use 100%

black angus and their fries are hand cut daily. You can

have a Michigan Dog, an Adirondack favorite, several

offerings of chicken and wraps or a nice fresh salad.

Seems no matter what you decide you’ll be as happy as

can be, knowing you’ll have ice cream to boot.

From day one, the Porter family has had a stringent

quality control, with Bob’s son Brandon the first vice-

president. He has since passed that position along to the

other kids, who make a daily test of the ice cream vari-

eties to ensure you get the very best they can make.

The Wind-Chill Factory has a number of tables and

chairs on which you can relax, enjoy your treats and

watch the lazy traffic go by on Route 9N. They are open

to serve from May through October, but please check

before going to make sure they are open. I can’t think

of a better way to end a ride in the Adirondacks then

stopping for a healthy helping of ice cream at the Wind-

Chill Factory. Enjoy, and we’ll see you further down the

road on Shira’s Ice Cream Run.

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The sky had promised rain sincedawn and when the cloudsopened up in the afternoon,the rain came in thick andhard. Big blobs of rain stungmy face through the visorlesshelmet, forcing me to takeshelter in a shed by the side ofthe road. In Nagaland, you will findsheds like these all over. They are meantfor the villagers who have to walk very longdistances to get to the nearest town.

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There were a few old men in the shed waiting for the rain to stop so that

they can carry on home. But the rain didn’t look like it was going to stop

anytime soon and a man got a fire going. He put a piece of bamboo in the

fire with water and tea leaf inside and let it boil. I got talking with them as

the man poured strong black tea in a bamboo mug for me and offered me a

handrolled cigarette. The man who spoke the least, said the most interesting

thing which set my mind racing. As I strapped on my helmet when the sky

held, the drone of an aircraft drifted down to us from afar. He looked heav-

enwards and said... “I hope this won’t fall like the plane in the jungle...” My

helmet came off in a flash and I said “Plane in the jungle?” He said he once

saw the remains of an airplane in the jungles many years back.

An airplane in the jungles! He pointed to the blue mountains yonder and

said it lay beyond the third range of mountains. Vague, but I will trace it out,

I thought.

Tracing it out was easier said than done. It took the jungle 9 long years to

share its secret with me. I got to know that the remains of the airplane lay

scattered over a large area under the jurisdiction of a new village named

Tsurevong.

Public transport in Nagaland is not the best in the country and we didn’t

want to be at its mercy. So, my photographer friend, Anuj and I decided that

motorcycle was the best way to

travel to these far flung vil-

lages where you can see life in

all its rustic glory.

Dimapur to Pungro is 400

odd kilometres and it took us

almost two days to do that. Of-

froad conditions, single lane

mountain roads and wrong

turns cost us a lot of time.

A few kilometres out of Kohima and

we were free of the usual traffic which

gradually disappeared totally after

Mima. The unpolluted mountain air was

refreshing and there was a fragrance

from the jungle that drifted into my nos-

trils.

We passed a number of small villages

and towns that have those magical ori-

ental names. We rode through Mima,

Cakhabama, Pfutsero, Chizami, Losami,

Lanye, Jessami, Meluri, Akhegwo,

Longmatra, bypassed Kiphire town and

onto Pungro.

It would have been so enjoyable to

spend a couple of days in these far flung

villages and see life that has remained

relatively unchanged for millennia except for a few modern trappings.

But I was stuck with the airplane in my head.

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As we approached Pungro, I watched the beautiful Zinki river flow gently and disappear across a bend

as it made its way ultimately to the Chindwin river in Myanmar.

By village standards, we reached Thronghokiy late, and a teacher at the local school put us up in the

newly built government guest house. His wife made some lovely fish curries for us.

We had another 45 kilometers to go in the morning to Tsurevong village and it was all offroad. Throng-

hokiy had sent word to the village and someone would wait for us somewhere on the way.

Along the dusty road we passed Pungro village, New Vong, Lekhimro Hydel Electric project, Moya

village, and finally to Tsurevong...the village beyond the blue mountains...

K. Athong, who is one of the village heads (Gaon Bura) met us on the way and led us to the village.

Tsurevong has no electricity, no proper roads and no schools for the village children. They all go to

schools in Pungro. It is a new village with only 38 households, set up a couple of years back.

It is in these distant villages of Nagaland that

one gets to see village life in all its rustic glory.

They still hold on to many of the customs and

traditions that are all but lost to the people in the

big towns.

Cool wind from the mountains drifted down

as we sat outside the headman’s house sipping

sweet tea. I waited impatiently to meet old man

Kimusai, the only man who had seen the aircraft

come down in flames from close quarters.

By the time I finished my third cup of tea, the

old man appeared. He was in his 90s but he

walked straight and although he carried his red

walking stick, he never really seemed to use it.

Speaking the local language is a great help and he

warmed up to me immediately. Kimusai and I sat on a

large rock in the midst of some teak and alder trees that

overlooked the valley.

The old man had a faraway look in his eyes as he nar-

rated the story while we sat on the smooth rock face.

His memory was sharp and he spoke as if it happened

just yesterday. It was in late 1942 but the exact date es-

caped him.

Kimusai used to stay at Salomi village all those years

back and had just got married. The hills were very

thickly forested back then and he wanted to treat his

new bride with a wild boar feast.

In fading light, Kimusai stood under a tree at the very

top of a hill when he heard a loud wailing sound. He

said “I saw a giant bird with fire on its wing circling

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Making pottery in the village of MimiLife is hard in these remote villages

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watched, the circling plane very narrowly missed hitting one hillock and an

instant later came down in the forest just below the hill where he stood.

“There were a thousand fires and it made an ear splitting noise as if the

moon had come crashing down on earth!” said Kimusai. He was a brave

hunter and a warrior but he had never ever seen such a

massive explosion so close. He dropped his kill and ran

all the way to the village.

Those were the early days of Christianity in Nagaland

and many still held on strongly to their pre-Christianity

beliefs. The burning aircraft was seen as a message from

heaven and that the Gods were angry. Prayers were

held, mithuns were sacrificed and nobody was allowed

to go to the jungle to hunt. In a few days’ time, the vil-

lage started running out of food and livestock. So Kimu-

sai and a couple of hunters decided to investigate the

giant bird from the sky and made their way to the site.

They had never seen an aircraft before but knew that

it was not some bird from the heavens. The fire had died

down but there was an overpowering stench of burnt

flesh and a very large area of the forest lay scorched.

As they cautiously made their way through the debris, they found human

remains - three dead bodies in different degrees of dismemberment. Two of

the mutilated bodies were near the aircraft while they found a third corpse

stuck on the branches of a tall tree, high above the ground. It was not dis-

membered but mutilated and bloodied.

Kimusai and the others buried the three airmen some distance away from

the aircraft. They collected a few things from the site including a gun and

didn’t return there for many years.

“The place was haunted by the spirits of the men who died there” Kimusai

said. He didn’t specify how and I didn’t ask anymore.

It was most probably a C-47 transport plane that had taken off from Chabua

airbase in Assam. Before the United States was officially engaged in World

War II, American pilots flew these supplies planes across the high snow cov-

ered jagged peaks of Himalayas to ferry supplies to the armies of Chiang

Kai-shek in Kunming in western China who were fighting against the Impe-

rial Japanese army.

These sorties were fraught with danger. The planes were up against natural

elements like snow and 200 mph wind and also the Japanese Zero fighter

planes. This infamous route was nicknamed ‘The Hump’ and ‘Skyway To

Hell’ by the brave airmen who flew the planes. More than 700 planes went

down in this region during the war. Some fell in the deep jungles of

Arunachal Pradesh, Nagaland, Manipur and Burma.

Like so many others, this plane never made it back to base after dropping

its cargo in Kunming.

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debris like these keep popping up during farming

A landing gear, still shiny after all these years.

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The evergreen jungle soon

overgrew the area and it was only

in 1967 that the villagers ven-

tured into the area again. Kimusai

shifted to a new village,

Longkhimvong, which was being

established some kilometres

away from the crash site and led

the villagers to the aircraft. They

started clearing the forest for cul-

tivation and the huge bulk of the

downed aircraft was revealed.

The villagers knew the worth

of aluminium and they piled logs

on top of the plane and set it on

fire. Some made utensils out of

the melted aluminium while oth-

ers sold it off. They also made

fantastic machetes and knives out

of the steel and Kimusai’s son

Samuel still uses one.

Kimusai is a great storyteller

and by the time he finished, the

sun had gone down the hill and

the skies turned a flaming red. He

had a faraway look in his eyes as he stood up with a deep

sigh and made his way home.

That night we stayed at a community hut by the side of the

village church. Dinner was of rice, boiled vegetables and

meat of some jungle fowl. The headman’s wife made some

jungle fowl soup which was unbelievably delicious. No

restaurant can ever replicate that. We sat in the kitchen by

the fire and ate the simple food served with a liberal dose of

affection. Since there is no electricity, the villagers burn

pieces of pinewood and they act as candles.

The concept of breakfast as the world knows it does

not exist in most of Nagaland. So at 7 in the morning,

we were served rice and vegetable and with a full stom-

ach, we made our way to the crash site.

The site is a few kilometres downhill from the village.

We headed there with Thuviki and Retringia leading the

way. The fact that some parts of the forest were burnt

off recently for jhum cultivation made things a bit easier

for us.

It was evident that the villagers had not burnt the for-

est at the crash site for a few years. The grass was taller

and thicker and the trees bigger. I could hear a stream

but could not see it initially because of the thick under-

growth. Retringia slashed a path with his razor sharp

machete and we followed close behind. It was deadly

quiet and except for the occasional call of the lone eagle

that circled the sky, ours were the only noises.

We found a still shiny landing gear, some twisted

wheels, parts of gearbox, crankshafts, a fan of some sort

and some other heavy parts were scattered over a very

large area. We walked down stream, slashing away the

thick foliage and found a number of large engine parts.

I am sure a concentrated search would reveal a whole

lot of parts.

Even though the area had been burnt and cleared in

the past, we were surprised to find pieces of unburnt

fabric and rubber hose pipes scattered in the area. A

whole lot of parts are buried underground and some

keep popping up during cultivation almost every year.

Page 26 AUGUST 2015 • BACKROADSMen from the Yimchunger tribe singing traditional song.

It is offroads most of the way and it is fun

Dinner at the kitchen. The plates, made from the aircraft aluminium,are crafted in the traditional style. Pine wood work as candles.

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A couple of years back, a villager dug up a radio set and a rusted and loaded revolver! Excavating

the place will call for a major effort. It will be almost impossible for an excavator to be brought

down the hill through the forest and manual digging will be a huge exercise.

It is an overwhelming sense of discovery, something that I have searched for a very long time.

And the fact that the headman told me that I was the first person from mainland India to visit the

site made it even more satisfying.

As I sat on a fallen tree and looked down the valley, I couldn’t help but imagine the plight of

the crew as they came down in flames. Even if they had survived the crash, it would have been

near impossible for the wounded to survive the dense jungle crawling with wildlife.

After half a century, nobody knew where the three graves were but I said a silent prayer for the

men who died so far away from their homeland.

The remains lay in a far and obscure place but it is well worth a visit. It makes us realize the

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Most of you know about the 13 miles and 318 curves of the overcrowded

overhyped “Tail of the Dragon” in Deal’s Gap, on the Tenn-North Carolina

border. It’s got a “Tree of Shame” orna-

mented with sheared-off fairings, cracked

headlamps and scraped helmets. A small

motel sits there with leather-clad gentle-

men scholars smoking and drinking, and

a ginormous souvenir stand so heavily

commercialized as to make the whole

thing comic. On weekends you can expect

to tail a line of slow-moving trikes and

club cruisers. Average daily traffic is

1,400 vehicles. Here’s another number:

41. That’s the number of deaths since

1995. There’s no fun in that. Buy the T-

shirt and off you go….

Hopefully you’ll go in the direction of

Fines Creek, NC or Hot Springs, NC,

where the serenity and solitude of Route 209 awaits to greet the unsuspecting

rider. It’s a treat in either direction. At Fine’s Creek there’s a general store

and their sponsored billboard announcing: “You Just Rode The Rattler. The

last 24 miles 290 curves.” Riders from Asheville hop on the Rattler for a day

ride. We met a codger wearing a T-shirt that showed a squirrel shaking with

Parkinson’s: “I’m so old I can’t remember where my nuts are.” A shirt you

would never see on a man in NYC. People in this part of the country wear

humor like a baseball cap.

On a last minute impulse some buddies convinced me to fly down to At-

lanta to attend the Georgia Mountain Rally at the Hiawassee fairgrounds. We

rented bikes from WOW motorcycles in Marietta, a $60 cab fare from ATL

airport. They are part of the Eagle Rider rental network. This was the fourth

time I had rented from Eagle and every experience was positive. Friendly

service and they go over each bike before releasing it. The Suzuki V Strom

1000 – great ergos, all-day comfort, but lacking steel-braided lines that made

for slightly delayed braking – set me back $500 for four days. But the vendor

gods at the Rally site were generous this year and I somehow won a pair of

Michelins Pilot 4s that covered my rental. The campsites are located on a

postcard-perfect Lake Chatuge with clean updated restrooms. The fair-

grounds are set up in a quaint village-like setting

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with permanent booths, easily the nicest bike rally site I’ve ever seen. Eats included Friday night chili and Saturday night grill-your-own steaks. A big event, the

Rally rolled in 670 riders, 200 more than last year. The oldest rider was 84.

Perfect weather matched the amazing mountain and county roads in every direction. Quality roads with no frost heaves. A visit to the “Wheels Through Time”

museum in Maggie Valley should be on your agenda. We’re talking about the area south of Asheville, NC, where GA, NC and TN all meet. Many roads here

are twisted like pretzels and will give you a run for your money or the runs, if you don’t know

how to hitch a ride on their hairy backs. It’s true what they say about Southerners. Over-the-top

friendly folks who pick up conversation as though you were picking up from where you left off.

Cheap restaurant prices. Grits, BBQ, trout and jambalaya on the menu. Plenty of gentrified towns

like Bavarian Helen, Dahlonega, and Highlands, NC. Not a whisper of banjo playing honky-tonk

heard in the breeze.

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thing that bites back

is The Rattler…. The

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forth, snaking up

and down a ridge,

rearing up to spike

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the venom rushing

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sockets. Scenery is

hillbilly classic.

Cabins and porches

like pioneer homesteads as if Ralph Lauren staged it,

aged barn wood topped off by rusted tin roofs. Sagging

barns, their spines broken by the weight of generations

come and gone. “The Rattler!... The Rattler!” you shout

out loud, yelling it inside your muted helmet. At the end

is Hot Springs, NC, where you can toast over Cuban

sandwiches and fried green tomatoes at the Iron Horse

Station. From there, you can find roads into Tennessee.

Talk about an underrated biker destination. TN surprised

the bourbon right out of me. The hills have peaks like

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www.opus40.org

Located between Wood-

stock, New York and the

Hudson River, Opus 40 is

one of my favorite places

and over the years I have

brought many a rider up to

this incredible sculpture park.

Created by Harvey Fite over three+ decades it is a most incredible place

and it never fails to awe and inspire. In May of 1976, Harvey Fite was killed

in an accidental fall onto the rocks of the quarry sculpture to which he had

devoted the last thirty-seven years of his life. He was seventy-two years old.

Take a ride to Opus 40, truly one of my favorite Mysterious Americas.

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Off a tiny dirt road, near

Grafton, New York – right off

Route 20 – you will find a most

remarkable place - the Grafton

Peace Pagoda.

The Grafton Peace Pagoda is

one of 80 peace pagodas worldwide, but only two in the U.S. – with a third

now being built in Tennessee.

The Pagaoda has a storied history, but to keep this short let me tell you it

is a place of peace, beauty and reflection.

Riding to it and hiking the short trail to the pagoda is well worth the effort

and you just might be rewarded with a bit of tranquility in your soul.

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Dr. Seymour O’Life

It was March of 1996, in Backroads’ second season, that I had the first Mysterious America published in these hallowed pages.

Now some 200+ columns later this magazine finds itself starting it’s 21st year. That is quite a lot of odd, bizarre and mysterious places we have had the good

fortune to discover, ride to and explore.

I hope you have enjoyed the ride.

Recently, while hanging with my posse’ The Tanked Bags at Monkey With A Gun, Backroads illustrious, if hidden, watering hole, the question came up…

“What were the most puzzling and interesting Mysterious Americas over the last two decades?”

Well, that sparked a healthy debate, I’ll tell ya, but with a challenge comes action and after a bit of discussion (real and imagined) we decided to give you, our

respected readers and riders, the Top Ten Mysterious Americas from the past. And, to make sure these were all doable for many of our readers, we decided to

keep it somewhat local and to keep them within a day’s ride, give or take, from Backroads Central, which is located in the hinterland of northwest New Jersey.

These are in no particular order as it is hard to classify and number things of this nature.

Sit back and enjoy and when you can, go ride into Mysterious America!

Top Ten Mysterious Americas (within a day’s ride of Backroads Central ~ 41°N 74°W)

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Cardiff GiantThe Farmers’ Museum

5775 State Hwy 80 (Lake Road), Cooperstown, NY 13326607-547-1450 • www.farmersmuseum.org

Even if something is a

blatant lie, it still can end

up part of Mysterious

America.

The Cardiff Giant was

one of the most famous

hoaxes in United States

history. It was a 10-foot

tall purported “petrified

man” uncovered on Octo-

ber 16, 1869, by workers

digging a well behind the

barn of William C. “Stub”

Newell in Cardiff, New

York – a year after he had it created and buried there.

Word of the unearthing of a petrified man spread quickly around the coun-

tryside. People came from miles around to see the Giant, which was identi-

fied as an example of an ancient race mentioned in Genesis by some

believers. “Found” in the heart of New York’s Burnt Oven District, the Giant

benefited from the religious fervor sweeping the area.

In 1947, the Giant was sold to The Farmers’ Museum in Cooperstown. It

is now on display inside the main barn of the museum.

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New York State does not hold a monopoly of Mysterious America as the

next three couple from the Keystone State of Pennsylvania and, first up is,

Columcille Megalith Park.

If Britain’s Stonehenge moves your soul then Columcille is a must stop in

our Mysterious America.

Finding its inspiration

and roots from the Isle of

Iona, off the coast of Scot-

land, the standing stones

and buildings of Colum-

cille will take your breath

away.

Riding your motorcycle

to and then strolling

through the expansive

park on a nice day makes

for an excellent destina-

tion. Well worth bringing a picnic lunch and finding a giant column to spread

out under. It cannot be beat.

Many feel Columcille Megalith Park is a place of healing and spiritual

power.I am not sure of that, but it is very cool in the extreme.

Ringing Rocks ParkRinging Rocks Rd, Upper Black Eddy, PA 18972

Located just south of Columcille, just above the Delaware River you will

find a real geological mystery – Ringing Rock Park.

Here, devoid of all vegetation, is a 7- acre spot that is filled with basalt

boulders and rocks that have a most unique ability. When struck with a ham-

mer they ring. Nicely, too.

Different boulders have

different tones and many a

musician has found the one

they want to create some real

“rock” and roll.

Years back a geologist

took a few of the rocks back

to his lab for testing. These

experiments with the rocks

were unable to figure out

what it is about the rocks that

made them actually ring.

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It is a mystery to this day.

Others have more fanciful explana-

tions such as radioactivity, meteorites,

comets, or strange magnetic fields.

Even supernatural possibilities have

been suggested, and the area has been

celebrated by those who tend to lean

towards the paranormal and supernat-

ural.

Me? I have no idea why these rocks

ring; but they do and this makes Ring-

ing Rocks Park a true enigma.

Wardenclyffe - The Laboratory of Nikola TeslaRoute 25A, East Shoreham, NY

When most people think of electricity and light and power the name

Thomas Edison comes up but I, for one, say nay!

Edison and his “muckers,” as he called his employees (showing how he

felt about anyone working for him) created many things.

The real wizard in those days was Serbian born Nikola Tesla.

He truly is the father of our ‘Electronic World!’

I addition to creating the first

workable power grid, the elec-

tric motor and pushing A.C.

power, he also did many pow-

erful and forward thinking

things.

One was the creation of a uni-

versal electrical source that any-

one on the globe could tap into,

for free, and use the power nat-

urally found in and around our

planet.

To further his experiment he

received the backing of J. P. Morgan

and built a large laboratory on the

north shore of Long Island in the

town of East Shoreham.

When he realized that Tesla

wished to bestow this unlimited

power free to the world Morgan,

ever the capitalist, pulled his money

and Wardenclyffe and Tesla, one of

the planet’s greatest minds, began

their slide in history.

When I visited Wardenclyffe the tower was gone but the building re-

mained, designed by Stanford White, although now a Superfund site. Ironi-

cally cell towers sit across the street and the Shoreham Nuclear Power Plant

is not far away. If you are unaware of how great Nikola Tesla was and still

is, take some time and Google him. You will find him to be a fascinating man

and an intricate part of Mysterious America.

Centralia, Pennsylvania • A Town on Fire

Right outside the curiously

named town of Ashland, where

Route 61 has an odd detour, you

will find the remains of remnants of

the once bustling town of Centralia,

Pennsylvania.

This story starts back in 1962

when workers set a trash pile on fire

atop an old and closed coal mine

pit, looking to get rid of it. This was

common practice back then but this

time they created the trash fire over

an exposed vein of anthracite coal.

As you have probably guessed,

this did not go well.

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The coal immediately took

to the flames and caught fire.

The local firefighters extin-

guished the blaze but were un-

awares that the seam of coal

had ignited and continued to

burn and spread to surround-

ing coal veins.

Soon it was obvious that the town of Centralia was in dire straights, as put-

ting out this smoldering fire was impossible.

For the next 20 years nearly seven million dollars was spent trying to ex-

tinguish the Centralia fire, to no real effect.

In 1981 a sinkhole opened up and almost swallowed a 12-year boy.

Folks had had enough and the state of Pennsylvania basically condemned

the entire town, and spent $42 million in government funds relocating most

of its residents.

The fire still burns today beneath the ghost town, and it is said there is

enough coal in the pit below to feed the fire for hundreds of years.

You can visit Centralia, at your own risk, and I think it is worth the trip to

visit one of the strangest town sagas in the history of the United States.

Largest Buddha in the Western HemisphereChuang Yen Monastery

2020 Route 301, Carmel, NY • 845-225-1819 • www.baus.org

If you like your mysteries big I have a winner for you in the Hudson Valley,

right off Route 301, an excellent

motorcycle road.

The Chuang Yen Monastery in

Carmel, NY is the home of the

largest Buddha statue in the west-

ern hemisphere.

This monastery is run by monks

belonging to the Buddhist Associ-

ation of the United States or

BAUS and is a great place to visit

with or without the great Buddha.

Beautifully architected and built it

yet another place on this list that exudes serenity.

The Buddha stands 37 feet

tall and is surrounded by

10,000 Buddha figurines on

a lotus terrace in Great Bud-

dha Hall.

It is quite the sight.

But all things are not as

they seem here at the

Chuang Yen Monastery.

When I was there I bowed

silently to three monks as

they quietly passed in their

flowing orange robes. One glanced at my helmet and

quickly walked my way, robe flowing behind his san-

daled feet.

I thought I had done something wrong but then he

asked, “Is that your BMW? Is it the new water-cooled

bike?” Ha… Go figure!

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In truth Brian and Shira told me about Wing’s Castle

and it was not long after that I spun my wheels up

through this part of New York state looking for one cou-

ple’s dream.

Pete and Toni Ann

Wing began creating

the castle. Wing re-

turned from Vietnam in

1969, proposed to Toni

Ann and in 1970 the

long illustrious love af-

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began. This enigma is

still, to this day, 40

years later, under con-

struction... as Toni

states, “ it has become a

live in art project”.

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Much of the materials used have been recycled from other places and proj-

ects and Wing’s Castle is now a Bed & Breakfast as well – so you can ride

up through this stunning region and overnight in a part of Mysterious Amer-

ica. The Cottage looks like it rolled out of a Thomas Kinkade painting. There

is also the tower room and the dungeon for you kinky brothers and sister.

Either which way you wish to go Wing’s Castle is one of the most unique

homes in the USA.

Desert of Maine95 Desert Rd., Freeport ME 04032

207-865-6962 • www.desertofmaine.com

This stop on our

tour of Mysterious

America is a very long

day’s ride from Back-

roads Central, but

early birders should do

it easily.

I thought this place

a tourist trap till I spent

an afternoon here tak-

ing a tour and explor-

ing the topography and

geology of the area.

The story goes like

this… In 1797 the Tut-

tle family moved to

the 300-acre farm where they successfully raised crops of potatoes and hay

for several years. Failure to rotate crops thereafter, combined with massive

land clearing and overgrazing resulted in severe soil erosion that exposed a

patch of sand about the size of a dinner plate, that lurked right below the thin

layer of topsoil. This was just the beginning of the sand taking over the farm.

Over the years the sand has continued to spread, slowly the sand claimed the

farm, swallowing buildings and pasture.

These days there are

trees buried up to 50

feet by the ever-en-

croaching sand, which

has a sparkling mica

base. Here, during the

summer months, this

sand can reach a tem-

perature far above 100

degrees.

As the spreading

sand grew uncontrol-

lable, the Tuttles gave

in and finally surrendered and the property was purchased for $300 by Henry

Goldrup, who converted it to a tourist attraction in 1925; one of the oddest

attractions in the nation, and the final stop on this quick journey around the

top ten features here at Mysterious America!

If you know of a place that should be shared in the pages of Mysterious

America drop me a line at [email protected] under subject heading

“Mysterious America.”

Until next time – O’Life out!

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My friend Betsy Byers is a serious quilter and she makes some of the nicest

I have ever seen – especially the one she artfully created for Shira and me.

When making these she carefully chooses her materials, fabrics and thread.

Stitching her quilty magic she takes all these pieces and, when finished, has

made something far better than any of its distinct parts.

The same thought and talent goes into making a great ride. It might seem

easy to put Road A into Mountain B along River C; but you go try it. We

give it a whirl all the time – with mixed success. When it comes together and

works it is a beautiful thing and when the New Sweden BMW Club put to-

gether the yearly 450 they got it working really well.

This is the second outing for 450 from the Delaware Valley Club and the

ride would begin and end in the Cherry Hill vicinity. For your modest entry

fee ($60) you would get two full day’s worth of riding, map and written route

sheet – GPS files were available (thank you very much), overnight camping

at some mysterious and beautiful destination about 225 miles away and a

barbeque dinner cooked by Bobby Flay.

Okay, maybe not Mr. Flay, but he was damn close!

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With the fairly distant starting point for us, we rode down south the previ-

ous day, taking in a few sights found in the region. We overnighted Ameri-

can-style with a room at the local Red Roof, dinner at TGIF and taking in

the new Mad Max flick. I liked it - Shira thought she was going to see Love

Actually.

Eight a.m. found us, and about 50 others, at Cycle Gear signing the pre-

requisite AMA waiver and hooking up with our friend and local Backroads

alumni Brad Tabaac for the day’s ride.

Okay, Cherry Hill is not the most joyous place in the Garden State but their

ride captain, Phil Levin, did a superb job of getting riders “out of Dodge”

(his words) and quickly into a mostly westerly and northerly route; quickly

leaving behind the Philly/ south Jersey sprawl.

These sorts of weekends are never a race. It is a ride at your own pace sort

of thing. You can ride solo or with a small group. It is a good idea to keep an

eye on your mirror, as more aggressive riders might want to pass. If you are

that quicker paced rider - just pass with skill, smoothness and politeness. No

reason to be “that guy” and ruffle somebody’s leathers.

Along the way we found a few things. The first was a great breakfast in

the Woody’s Towne Café, a little place in Allentown, New Jersey. The second

thing was a sidecar pilot named Wayne (good Wayne, not bad), from

Delaware, who grabbed a spot in the rear and followed along to the end site.

Staying with the foodie theme, we ran across “Liver

Eating Johnson!”

It seems Mr. Liver Eater was a complete bad ass. So

much so that Robert Redford played him in the movie

Jeremiah Johnson. He was born along our route this day

and has a bad ass sign to state just that.

But, that is not why I call him a bad ass.

No, I do because in my research I found he was deep

into badassery and actually has a page on the “Bad Ass

of the Week” website.

It seems there is such a thing.

I would ‘borrow’ their story on Jeremiah, but anyone

who runs such a website will probably heavily frown

on plagiarism, but I will tell you that when his vastly

pregnant wife was slaughtered by a local Crow tribe

(they lived in the Rockies) Jeremiah went more than

ballistic and went about taking vengeance with a

vengeance. And, then it got weird. Here, have fun and

read the story for yourself – I could not have said it bet-

ter! www.badassoftheweek.com/livereating.html

On a lighter note we were making excellent time

along the backroads of the Garden State, crossed over

into Pennsylvania at Belvidere and then headed along

the Delaware to Water Gap where we stopped for liv…

pie, ice cream and coffee.

Break time over and fully

caffeined and sugared we

carried onward along the

New Sweden’s route west

into the Poconos. The roads

up through New Jersey were

fun, but as we headed into

the mountains it got a bit

more interesting.

Along the way Brad vec-

tored off towards home and

by late afternoon we pulled

into the Whispering Pines

Campground, just outside

Stillwater, Pennsylvania.

Wait…. did I just say

campground? Not inn, hotel,

B & B, private estate?

No, I said campground.

Although many believe

we are incapable of embrac-

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ing rip-stop nylon domiciles, we have camped plenty

of times, plenty I tell ya – we would just rather “hot

shower, restaurant and bar it” than finish a 200 plus

mile ride along the curves and then have to build my

home amongst Elly May’s critters.

But, we thought what the hell? The weather was

perfect and the ground grassy and flat, and the com-

pany friendly – so camping it would be.

We could be tough like good ol’ Liver Eater.

We brought along our Redverz that has one of those

little garage areas attached to it that we made into a

sitting foyer – when we finally got it up.

See, we’re not stupid, we pulled out the tent earlier in the

week and quickly learned (thank you YouTube) how to effi-

ciently set-up the tent; which we promptly forgot – but, the

third time was a charm.

Kermit chairs set up in the airy foyer/garage or “garager”

as we call it and it was better than home.

Shira said we should have one of those tents that all you

need do is flip it out and you have your room.

I told we have one – it is called American Express.

The New Sweden Club was more than cordial and made us

feel right at home and they had the evening catered by a local barbeque

that was really five-star, as BBQ go.

Ribs, chicken, pork, baked mac, bean, salad and the best broccoli ever.

Seconds were called for.

After dinner festivities found a boodle of door prizes being given away

and everybody got something and who doesn’t want to get something?

It was right about then that the perfect weather – like a good baseball

season - began to unravel.

We found later that hail, thunderstorms and general mayhem was

called for back home – but we had just gusts and a half hour of heavy

downpour before the rain rolled away and the dark came out and the fire

got quickly lit with a loud “WHOOMP!” that I could hear from Chez

Backroads. I am pretty sure that some flammable coercion was brought

into play here after the rains.

The night slipped by in a very comfortable fashion, with Go-Cots,

clean bags and feather pillows (Hey, it was just one

night and we had the room), reading light and the latest

Reader’s Digest until Morpheus beckoned.

The morning found a field shrouded in a light fog,

wisping in and around the trees, tents and BMW twins.

The bodies of the slain littered the field with the cop-

pery smell of their blood soaking into the ground. Vul-

tures circles high above and…

Oh, sorry - that was the battle of Thermopylae. Where

was I really?

Right, back in modern day Pennsylvania….

New Sweden was having a bit of trouble with the cof-

fee, but an Aerostich Jet Boil got the Joe happening as

the tents began to come down and bikes packed away.

We got out on the very good side of eight a.m. and

began to follow along the New Sweden’s route, which

were loaded onto our zūmo.

Day one was pleasant and easy going. Day two was

far more aggressive, technical and challenging – just the

way we like them.

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Some of the

roads we knew

and had ridden,

some were new to us – the beauty of weekend jaunts like these.

Up and down through the Endless Mountains and Poconos, along state

parks, through small towns and the occasional larger burg.

Route 339 out of Bloomsburg towards Mahanoy City was especially fun-

tastic as, that early on Sunday, the faithful were still eating breakfast before

leaving for church and the local authorities seemed to be elsewhere.

We found the day’s ride to be very high in the ‘fun factor’ and the perfect

way to finish off the weekend. This day we

even got to help two box turtles along the way,

gathering up those mitzvah points and doing

our small part to save the planet while burning

copious amounts of high test 92 octane fuel.

It is a delicate balancing act we ride.

Local flavor always adds to these rides and

large signs like the one for the Zion Grove

Trout Hatchery tend to stick in your mind, as

did the Virginville Hotel – no luck at that inn,

obviously.

The final day of the New Sweden 450 me-

andered in this way down through Pennsylva-

nia, clipping into Delaware before crossing

back to the New Jersey side of the widening

Delaware River.

The weekend finished up at the Pic-A-Lilly,

in Shamong, New Jersey - not far from the

staring point the previous day.

And, was the perfect place to finish the ride.

We want to thank Phil, Vince, Ron, John,

Nancy and the other members of the New

Sweden BMW Club for putting on the event.

It is only year two, but with the way they

‘quilted’ the ride together, the excellent camp-

site, nice folks and superior roads made for a

superb time all around.

If you are looking for a fun and different weekend jaunt, and enjoy sleeping

under the stars then keep an eye on the New Sweden website for info on next

year’s 450. The club will also be hosting their 33rd Annual Last Chance Rally

the weekend of September 25 through 27 of this year, at the Buena Vista

Campsite in Buena, New Jersey. This rally is well known for even better

food… if that is possible.

I can hear the whole Pig Roast Banquet calling…

Log onto www.newswedenbmwriders.com for more information.

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War is Hell - William Tecumseh ShermanWhat is it good for, absolutely nothing - Edwin Starr

During the last great battle of the winter season some of us got caught up

in that never-ending crusade against the demon boredom. During one such

clash some websites began to circulate with some of the odder and unusual

town names in these United States. There seems to be a lot out there and the

flow of names, locations and regions quickly became a deluge.

We brought this up on social media and it didn’t take long before we got

a few replies and even some pictures; as it seemed that our friend Larry, who

is a peaceable guy, went to War with some of his friends.

War, West Virginia, that is.

I thought that odd – but not as odd as Odd – the small hamlet not too far

from War.

We thought we’d share a few other quirkily named towns in the United

States. Let’s see if any of you have been to some of them.

If you do not want to go to War, how about an Accident? As in Accident,

Maryland just south of the Pennsylvania border.

Not all ‘small towns USA’ are tiny – there are some monsters out there

like Frankenstein, Missouri and if we have a hand basket we could head to

Hell, Michigan. No, that is not another name for Detroit.

Closer to home there is Intercourse, Pennsylvania (formerly Cross Keys)

or Loveladies, New Jersey. Who hasn’t been there, or wanted to be there, at

least a few times? But, let’s bring the folks from Virgin, Utah to learn how

it’s done.

Let us not forget As-

sawoman, Virginia -

Blue Ball, Ohio -

French Lick, Indiana or

good ol’ Buttzville,

New Jersey. Since we

are now in the gutter of

weird names USA -

know there is a Big

Bone State Park in

Kentucky, the town of

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Wiener in Arkansas and Spread Eagle, Wisconsin.

The sign for Dildo Harbour in Canada is too telling

but all these people must vacation in Horneytown,

North Carolina. If I were looking for a fowl place

I might want to ride to Chicken, Alaska, where

there is a sign about getting laid in the town and

then hopefully land in Climax, Colorado!

Hey, Don’t shoot me - I’m just the messenger

here and stopping this theme now - sorry.

Ever been bit in Mosquitoville, Vermont? Me

neither. But there is the town of Satans Kingdom

not far from there.

Let’s have a hearty breakfast in Oatmeal, Texas

or Two Egg, Florida and keep on riding to Bacon-

ton, Georgia - Cereal, Pennsylvania and then along

to Toast, North Carolina. We can wash that down

in Hot Coffee, Mississippi and Tea, South Dakota.

Now I do know we have been to Paw Paw, West

Virginia – there is a great tunnel here for the

Chesapeake and Ohio Canal.

Well, if they have a Paw Paw, how about Pee

Pee… Ohio.

Yep, there is a place named Pee Pee.

On the other side of the nation you can find

Rough and Ready, California - the only mining

town to “secede” from the Union and the Terri-

tory of California then to vote itself back in.

Why am I not surprised?

For those of you who really do not like to

spend your cash (you know who you are) why

not squeak into Tightwad, Missouri.

I think the most remote place on this short list

has to be Unalaska, Alaska in the Aleutian Is-

lands chain.

Okay, maybe we are not riding there.

But if we cannot ride to Alaska’s Unalaska

then let’s wheel it over to Uncertain, Texas – I

think.

Is it raining in Waterproof, Louisiana? Proba-

bly – but it’s an impermeable town. Are there

any good times to be had in What Cheer, Iowa.

Not from looking at the photographs.

Are there any good times in North Carolina?

Why Not. Why Not, North Carolina looks to be

in the middle of nowhere.

There is a Y City in Arkansas and our last list-

ing of strangely named US towns is Zap, North Dakota.

All we need now is Pow and Bam and we could have a Bat-

man fight.

This country is criss-crossed by some of the oddest named

towns you could possibly imagine and the stories on how

some of these places got their odd names could be a book by

itself.

If you have a picture of yourself and your bike in one of

them please pass it along – we’d love to see it.

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We think it’s obvious that the folks at Backroads love baseball, as the riding season and the baseball season always

seem to run together.

Up where we call home, in northwestern NJ, the Sussex Miners Baseball Team will be hosting the Rockland Boulders

on sunday september 6th at 2 pm at Skylands Stadium, in Augusta, New Jersey - and we’d like to invite you come

to the ball game with us.

We’ll meet between 10:30-11am, on sunday september 6th, at Pompton sports center, 444, Pompton Plains,

Pompton, new Jersey, for a leisurely ride taking us along the forests, lakes and farms of the Jersey Skylands.

We’ll get to the stadium in plenty of time to park, get a bite to eat and find our section to see one of the final games

of the season against the two regional rivals.

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So here are three scenarios and common results. Motorcycle has a crash. Mirror broken. Motorcycle

has a simple tipover. Mirror broken. Small nuclear device goes off. Mirror broken. The simple fact is

that most motorcycle mirrors can get damaged far too easily.

Almost as infuriating is the fact, for most BMW owners, the way the stock mirrors go on and tighten

seem to have been designed by some sadistic engineer looking to strike back for years of high school

abuse.

The two tightening nuts, convoluted way the BMW mirrors attach and tighten, is a true pain and some-

times it seems that anything striking my mirror (right side in particular) that has more mass than a

flying ladybug will spin the mirror loose.

And then there is the fact that the mirrors that came with my GS are woefully small in size and should

offer a lot more coverage to the rear.

There has to be a better mirror out there… and there is.

Dakar Rally finisher Ned Suesse went and created Doubletake Mirrors.

These mirrors (designed for the dual-sport crowd, but good for all machines) are easy to install, very

adjustable and more or less indestructible.

Utilizing a RAM-style mount they are far less rigid than the stock mirrors and thus have less vi-

bration than what came with my machine.

The coverage of these convex SAE reflectors, encased in a reinforced Zytel (a high tech off-world

resin), is far superior to the stock glass and I was amazed to see there was more to the world behind

me than just my shoulders.

This adjustability allows for a few good things as well.

For we street riders it offers a far better view and range behind us.

The twin Ram balls on both ends of the arm offer a lot of adjustment possibilities.

For those who like to hit the less traveled trails and venture off-road these mirrors can be folded

neatly out of the way, across the bars, if the going gets a bit rough and gravity storms are reported

in the area.

Unlike the stock BMW mirror stalk the ease of installation of the Doubletake Mirrors is very

straight-forward. Simply find a small ladybug and toss it at your standard BMW-style mirror to

loosen it and then unscrew the stalk and toss mirror into waste bin. Repeat for the other side.

Then merely screw the Ram mount ball onto the stock bracket followed by the arm and mirror.

I did think it strange that the ball did not have some sort of nut attached to help with tightening, but

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the Ram-style arm had plenty of leverage and worked just as well when tightened onto the ball. Easy!

Adjust the new ‘oh-so-much-better’ mirrors and go for a ride. A long ride.

The Doubletake Mirrors we installed are their latest offering and are styled to fit the lines of most modern machines and looked especially good on our GS.

Round Doubletake Mirrors are available as well.

So far we’ve been able to knock off and break plenty of other things on this bike but these mirrors are like the Timex watch of bike mirrors. They can take some

serious abuse without any major damage.

As these are a modular system you can pick and choose between arm sizes and base plate applications for different machines and OEMs.

The mirror lists for $25 per unit (you will need two- duh) the arms $13 and the base stud ball around $10 – so you are looking at a $100 investment for mirrors

that can last a lifetime and a good number of various machines.

Find out more on their website at www.doubletakemirror.com ~ Brian Rathjen

MICHELIN ANAKEE III TIRE

When buying tires for a bike such as the BMW R1200GS, a little honesty should come into play.

Although most GS riders would like to think they are going off into ‘The Wild’ the truth is most big ADV bikes see a minimal of harsh or adverse conditions

and, in my case, the fire roads and semi-maintained gravel of the northeast will rarely call for full on knobby rubber.

Oh I am sure there are some of you who could bring me to hell and back, but generally most of the ADV available tires lean more to the pavement than the dirt.

Such is the case with Michelin’s Anakee III tires.

We have ridden on the tire company’s previous Anakee tires, but the IIIs seemed to be a far different type of tire from the very start.

Clearly a tire that is 90/10 pavement to dirt, I put on a set just before leaving for the Backroads Spring Break Rally in the hopes of giving the tires a gambit of

riding conditions. As some of you know, on these rallies you should expect sun, rain, great paved curves and a bit of gravel as well.

I did not let myself down.

These tires have now become very popular and a large percentage of the new BMW R1200GS models will come fitted with Michelin’s Anakee III as standard

and our good friend and international man of motorcycles Roberto Mitchello swears by these.

The tech guys at Michelin told us that we should expect a full 20% more mileage over previous generations

of Anakee – which already were impressive, and that the new silica-enhanced tread compound would

improve wet-weather performance as well.

Just looking at the Anakee III tires you now somebody had been doing some serious tire thinking

at Michelin.

The Anakee III is a unique looking tire.

The odd ‘Variable Groove Ratio’ tread pattern uses deep cuts, with startling angles ad

shapes. Michelin call these new lateral grooves ‘a tread within a tread’ and this adds to

the tractability and over-all performance of the tires along with excellent water and mud

dispersal. The idea also is to slow down the ‘scalloping effect’ that is common fault

with many other big block tires.

More precise handling was promised via a more rigid tire casing.

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Over the next five days and 1,000 miles I ran the new Anakee III along some great curvy mountain roads, letting

the bike, tires and my confidence settle in after the first 100 or so miles, as I always ride a bit more conservatively

when on fresh and different rubber. The first thing that impressed me was that these tires were both smooth

rolling and quiet.

In the dry, almost perfect conditions in the beginning of the Spring Break the Anakee IIIs offered good solid

feedback and confidence building feel that almost rivaled some of the other tires such as the Avon Distanzia

or Metzler Tourance.

I made the transition to gravel a few times over the next days and the tires seemed fine to me – not having

to think about it works for me.

Later on I rode for a short bit on a power companies unmaintained service road.

I stopped at one point for some photographs and noticed that the road itself was a marly, fine gravel sort of

surface; a little deep too; just a touch before the GS had gotten a bit sideways when I was over exuberant

with the throttle and now I knew why.

Getting off I could see the tires matted with this grime, yet, even though they had a street pedigree, they

were performing admirably along this loose and moist gravel. Far better than I would have thought by read-

ing Michelin’s press material.

Up until then I had been riding in mostly dry conditions with temperatures that had varied from cool to a

high in the low 90s for a spell. Nothing extreme but the final real test would be a few hundred fast miles

through the Adirondacks and into the Catskills with low 40 and very wet conditions.

I had run through a bit of rain, but nothing grand and I had said to myself that, “a good day’s ride with these

tires in the wet was just what I needed to finish off this review.” Yup, yup, yup.

Yes, Scott – the rain was my fault and I am sorry – really.

It was on this day that the new Michelin Anakee III tires really excelled.

They are almost at home in the rain. Expertly dispersing moisture, offering a great deal of confidence and giving

the GS superb control.

At various times during the day’s soak I gave the bike rather harsh input pushing the Anakee IIIs to see when and if they would behave badly and they never

did.

I was righteously impressed with their wet weather performance, which easily outperformed the Metzler and Avons.

The big question now is how long before I feel the need to change rubber.

I have learned long ago that if I begin to question whether my tires need to be changed it is time to change them.

With a couple of thousand miles on the Anakee IIIs, it looks like I will be riding on these tires for a good long time.

Michelin offers the Anakee III for most 17-inch rear wheels and 19 and 21-inch front. MSRP for the tires tested is $276.95 (rear) and $198.95 (front)

But see your local dealer and talk with them about price as, unlike shopping on the web, they can get the tires and mount them for you.

motorcycle.michelinman.com ~ Brian Rathjen

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The ToW

It’s an image that none of us really ever wish to see.

Your machine atop a flat bed tow truck strapped down tightly like a kinky

Wall Street banker in a bordello in Nevada or Quasimodo on the pillory at

Notre Dame.

Your bike, now secure and safe from movement or shifting, begins its solo

journey toward whatever shop it is headed.

We hope that this never happens to you, but the truth is it can and probably

will at some point.

Mechanical failures, or incidents and events on the road may necessitate

getting your motorcycle hauled to a local shop.

It’s really no big deal. Dirt bike riders tow or carry their machines every

weekend.

Some street riders have never even considered it.

We know some motorcyclists that think this is how their machines are sup-

posed to get to the rally du jour.

It shouldn’t be a big deal but there are a few things to think about when

hauling a bike.

The first thing is sometimes simpler is better.

You have a truck. You have a trailer (or friend with said truck and trailer)

- so just do it yourself.

But that is not always an option.

That’s when it is time to get the professionals to do the hauling for you.

Recently I had a rear shock failure on my BMW R 1200 GS (oh my God

– they break?!). It wasn’t the end of the world and, thankfully, it was still

under warranty.

Still, I would need to get this machine down to the closest shop that could

handle this job. In this case Cross Country BMW in Metuchen, New Jersey.

I called the shop and Douglas, the service writer, explained that I would

need to get the machine down to let them have a look see and that the shock

(which ain’t cheap I tell ya) would have to be ordered and, once in, installa-

tion would be quick – just a few days.

Yes, I could have gone for an ‘after market’ unit, and would probably be

better off for it, but the two words “Under Warranty” have a very seductive

lure to them – like the banker’s strumpet in Nevada.

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It was early spring, and the warmer weather was yet to break and with it

the flood of riders who needed their bikes worked on yesterday, so I could

be fit in within the week. Most excellent.

I explained that I would ride the machine down as soon as I could and it

was then that Douglas reminded me that, under warranty with a problem like

a non-functional shock, BMW would tow the machine for me under their

roadside assistance. No reason to ride the GS with the limp shock down the

highway, simply have it transported to Cross Country.

I hadn’t thought of this. Duh – it never even crossed my mind.

Thank you Cross Country.

I called BMW Motorrad Roadside Assistance, explained my dilemma and

was assured that a flat bed truck would pick up my GS the next morning and

bring it to the BMW shop.

No charge, even though the shop was nearly 80 miles away from Back-

roads Central.

Right on time the truck rolled into the drive and after a careful loading and

double checking of his straps, the driver waved good bye and rolled out of

the driveway.

I picked the bike up the next week and had a great, if circuitous, ride back

home to the Skylands of New Jersey.

This tow came under warranty and, as of June 12, it will no longer apply

to this machine as it rides out of its warranty.

But, roadside assistance and towing are available to all riders from many

different sources.

BMW Motorrad offers it for just $99 per year which includes 24/7 365 day

a year coverage, towing up to 100 miles across the U.S. and Canada to the

closest Motorrad dealer for you and one additional household member at no

additional cost. Great for a home such as ours, with both Shira and I riding.

The American Motorcyclist Association also offers a version that includes

towing services covered up to 35 miles to the nearest qualified service facil-

ity. Anything over the 35 miles is on you, but most times that is enough. This

is available for no extra charge when you sign up for auto-renewal of your

AMA membership.

AAA, as well as other motorcycle clubs and organizations, offer various

versions of roadside assistance and towing – HOG, Honda and ROK all have

towing packages.

Check your insurance provider to see what they can offer you.

Many motorcycle shops themselves offer free pick-up and delivery of your

machine when service is involved.

To be honest - they want your business - and are willing to go get your

bike to prove that to you.

The bottom line is there are a number of options out there and as long as

whomever you have your towing service with uses reputable local tow com-

panies that know “how to tow” a motorcycle (flat beds always, never a hook

or cradle) then you should be in good shape and will be back on the road be-

fore you know it.

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THe

RETURN OF THe

ROAD TOUR

Join us for a 200-mile tri-state self-guided rompthrough New Jersey, New York + Pennsylvania

START/END: Chatterbox Drive-In • Rtes. 94/206, Augusta, NJ

SIGN-IN: 9 -10:30am

Breakfast: Yetter’s Diner • North of Chatterbox • 89 US 206, Augusta, NJ

Optional: $10/bike donation to Backroads’ Little Free Libraries

SUNDAY, AUGUST 16th

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HONDA’S JEFF TIGERT WINS PIKES PEAK INTL HILL CLIMB

Participating in a Honda-organized collaborative two- and four-wheel in-

ternal racing program at the 2015 Pikes Peak International Hill Climb, Amer-

ican Honda media coordinator Jeff Tigert was victorious in the Heavyweight

motorcycle division while post-

ing the fastest time among all mo-

torcycle entrants. Having set the

Lightweight course record in

2013 aboard a Honda CRF450R,

Tigert returned this year with a

Honda CBR1000RR, and his per-

formance was nothing less than

dominant. Tigert was the fastest

motorcyclist on the mountain on

three of the four practice/qualify-

ing days and overcame a qualify-

ing crash to earn pole position. In the race, his winning time of 10:02 was

over 15 seconds faster than the next-closest rider.

“The week was a stressful rollercoaster of highs and lows and lack of

sleep,” a relieved Tigert said afterward. “Things went really smoothly early

on, but my luck changed in my second qualifying run when I crashed and

went off the course. On race day I had a lot on my mind

and the course was pretty sketchy, but I tried to keep

calm and ride within my limits. It’s such a unique race,

and the competitors are so emotionally connected to one

another. It was a big weight off my shoulders when it

was all over and I was presented with the checkered flag

that goes to the winners.

On Saturday, August 29th, Bergen County Harley-

Davidson will be holding an event that sounds to be a

lot of fun - a Scavenger Hunt, to benefit the Liberty Run

Foundation.

Here’s how it works…

Teams of 4 bikes will register and be handed a list of

places & things to find. The list will be time stamped

and each group will have 3 hours to take a picture of

their group in front of as many of the places & things

on the list. Each place and thing you take a picture in

front of has a point value. Every point your team earns

gets everyone on your team tickets, which will be used

to bid on fabulous Tricky Tray prizes and food & music

is included!

Registration is from 9am - 10:15am at Bergen Harley-

Davidson 124 Essex St, Rochelle Park, NJ and entry fee

is $15 a rider and $10 a passenger.

Gather your team today!

ADVENTURE MOTORCYCLISTS IN ECUADORNOW “PACK FOR A PURPOSE”

Ecuador Freedom Bike Rental and Motorcycle Tours

proudly announced that they have become the first mo-

torcycle tour operator in the world to become a member

of “Pack for a Purpose,” a community based project

which is supported by tour operators, hotels & resorts

in 56 countries around the world.

‘Pack for a Purpose’

provides travelers with up

to date information regard-

ing the supplies needed in

the communities of their

travel destinations. By cre-

ating just a few kilos of

space in their suitcases and

bringing supplies for

schools or medical clinics

in need, the initiative al-

lows tourists to create a

lasting and priceless im-

pact on the lives of children and families living in the local areas.

With the help and coordination of Pack for a Purpose, Ecuador Freedom

Bike Rental and Tours has begun assisting and supporting 13 schools in rural

Ecuadorian villages. The isolated village schools are located along the paved

and unpaved routes of Ecuador Freedom’s motorcycle tours, where few

tourists and outsiders are able to visit. Participants in the motorcycle tours

may voluntarily participate in the program by making space in their saddle

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TWo-WheeleD

INDUSTRY INFOBITES News from the Inside

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EVERY MONTH - WEATHER PERMITTINGEvery Monday • McCobb’s Bike Night, 2391 Hamburg Tpke, Wayne, NJ • 6-10pm

Every Tuesday • The Ear - Spring St, NYC. Come meet some fellow riders and dosome benchracing or whatever. 8pm-ish

Last Wednesday • Tramontin Over the Hump Bike Night. 6-8pm. Live music, greatfood, in-house specials. Exit 12 Rte. 80, Hope NJ • 908-459-4101 • TramontinHD.com

Every Thursday • Bike Night at the Chatterbox Drive-In, Rtes. 15/206, Augusta, NJ.Tire kicking, good food and friends • www.chatterboxdrivein.com

Every Saturday • 9am for coffee and bagels. KSU 10am. Return for FREE food andmusic. Proper attire MUST be worn! No shorts or sneakers. • Bergen Harley-David-son, 124 Essex St, Rochelle Park, NJ • 201-843-6930 • www.BergenHarley.com

Every Saturday • Tramontin Harley-Davidson Biker BBQ with FREE Hot Dogs whilethey last. 12-3pm weather permitting. Exit 12 Route 80 Hope, NJ • www.Tramon-tinHD.com • 908-459-4101

Every Sunday • Tramontin Harley-Davidson Rise + Shine Breakfast 9-11am. Specialofferings by Chefs Catering. Exit 12 Route 80 Hope, NJ • www.TramontinHD.com• 908-459-4101

Thru Oct. 11, 2015 • AACA Museum’s ‘Motorbikes for the Masses’. 161 Museum Dr,Hershey, PA (1 mile from HerseyPark just off Rte. 39 West) • 717-566-7100 •www.AACAMuseum.org

AUGUST1 • Woodstock Harley-Davidson Rock-N-Rumble. $5 Bike Wash, food, live music,raffles, vendors and much more • 11am-5pm. 949 SR 28, Kingston, NY • 845-338-2800 • WoodstockHarley.com

2 • Hudson Valley NY Ride for Kids Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation. Meet: CentralValley Elementary School, 45 Rte. 32, Central Valley, NY • 8-9:30am • KSU 10am •Pre-registration + more info @ rideforkids.org

7-8 • 38th Annual Daniel Boone Rally sponsered by the Carolinas BMW MotorcycleOwners Assoc. Great Riding Roads, Hospitality and Comaraderie in cool NorthCarolina Mountain air. All riders and brands welcome - room for everyone at theKOA campgrounds in Boone, NC. $45 rally fee includes two-nights camping, pinto first 200 attendees, door prizes, Sat. evening BBQ, donuts & coffee sundaymorning, 24 hour coffee, tea, hot chocolate, iced tea & lemonade. Also People'sChoice Award,self-guided route sheets and GPS downloads (on and off-road), feewi-fi and so much more. Full details www.carolinasbmwmoa.org or [email protected]

8 • Vets Summer Fest Ride to benefit Homeless Veterans. Sign in : Tramontin H-D,Exit 12 Route 80, Hope, NJ @ 10am • KSU 10:30am. $20 general admission/$15veterans + military/Homeless Veterans FREE. Vasa Park, Wolfe Rd, Budd Lake, NJ• Family fun, live bands, prizes, food and more • 908-459-4101

9 • NJ Knights of Fire Run for Hope Poker Run. Sing in: 9-11am Tramontin Harley-Davidson, Exit 12 Route 80, Hope, NJ. $20 rider/$15 passenger or walk-in. Endsite:Rockaway Boro Firemen’s Field, Beach St/Gill Ave, Rockaway, NJ. Live music, ven-dors, BBQ + beverages, door prizes • 908-619-9526 • KnightsofFire3NJ.com

9 • Second Generation MC Assn. 12th Annual AMA Dice Run to benefit United Hos-pice of Rockland. Sign in: Rhodes North Tavern, 40 Orange Tpke, Sloatsburg, NY9:30-11am - 100-mile country backroads ride with a few dice rolling stops. AMAsanctioned. Endsite: Haverstraw Elks Lodge. Huge BBQ on the Hudson River withlive music and prizes. Walk ins welcome • www.secondgenerationma.org

14-15 • Motorcycle Mall Suzuki Demo Days. Suzuki Demo Truck brings 2015 Suzukisfor your riding pleasure. Test one or more, find what you like and take it home. 655Washington Ave, Belleville, NJ • 973-751-4545 • www.MotorcycleMall.com

16 • BACKROADS 200. NJ/NY/PA 200+ mile ride. Details page 46

16 • Brit Jam 2015 9am-4:30pm • Haddam Neck Fairgrounds, Rte. 151, East Hamp-ton, CT. Entry: $10. British Iron Association of CT. Connecticut’s finest classic mo-torcycle show and swap meet • www.CTBritIron.org

16 • NJ Blue Knights VIII Law Ride. Sign in 9-10am at various locations. $20/bikeincludes toll into Manhattan. Escorted ride. See ad on page 49 for details.

16 • 2nd Annual UNICO charity MC Run to benefit St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital.Sign in: Peterson Field, Fleetwood Dr, Rockaway Twp, NJ @ 8:30 • KSU 10am •$25/rider~$15/passenger. 60 mile police-escorted run thru scenic Northwest NJ.Endsite: The Barn, Greenpond Rd, Rockaway, NJ with full BBQ lunch, live musicand many raffle prizes • 973-975-5554 • www.rtunico.org

18 • Liberty Harley-Davidson Black Top Bike Night @ 6pm. Live music, vendors,food, beverages. 12 W. Milton Ave, Rahway, NJ • 732-381-2400 • LibertyHD.com

20-23 • America’s 9/11 Ride remembering the 14th Anniversary honoring the firstresponders. Police escorted ride from Shanksville, PA to the Pentagon to the WorldTrade Center. Pre-reg closed 8/10/15. More info: www.americas911ride.org

19-22 • Westchester Beemers NY Trio Tour 2015. Sport-touring ‘scavenger hunt’event. 3 consecutive daily rides begin/end Lincoln, NH-based location. Daily ridesaverage 8.5 hours and cover 350 miles. Five/Six checkpoints per day, plus dailywild card bonus opportunities. Rider packets include bonus locations sent elec-tronically 7 days ahead of the Rider Briefing on Day One. LIMITED TO 33 RIDERS.$65/solo • $95/two-up. Details/registration: www.triotour.org • 914-328-7909

27-30 • Killington Classic, Killington, VT. Visit www.KillingtonClassic.com for com-plete details and to register.

29 • Maghogomock Hook + Ladder 2nd Annual Benefit Ride, Port Jervis, NY. Sign

in: 25 Orange St, Port Jervis, NY 9-10am. $20 rider/$15 passenger. Rural ride, goodfood, music, lots of prizes and 2015 Harley Fatboy drawing • More info 201-481-4082

29 • Bergen County Harley-Davidson 1st ever Scavenger Hunt Run to benefit Lib-erty Run Foundation. Sign in: 9-10:15am • 124 Essex St, Rochelle Park, NJ. $15rider/$10 passenger. 201-843-6930 • BergenHarley.com

SEPTEMBER6 • Backroads ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ Ride. We’ll meet at 10am for a leisurelyride through the countryside to Skylands Stadium,Augusta, NJ for a friendly ri-valry game between the Sussex County Miners vs. Rockland Boulders. Tickets$10pp from box office or call 973-940-0222 (mention Backroads). More to come.

17-21 • Backroads Fall Foliage 2015. 4-night road trip to Virginia/West Virginia. 1stnight: George Washington Hotel, Winchester, VA • nights 2 + 3: Isaac Jackson Hotel,Elkins, WV • 4th night: Shippen Place Hotel, Shippensburg, PA. We’ll visit some oldand new stops, and bring you on some great twisties. Full info: www.back-roadsusa.com/rallies.html. As always, gathering is free, just pay your own wayand have a great time. Questions? [email protected] • 973-948-4176

19 • Bob's BMW Motorcycles Oktoberfest & Open House 9A-4P.10720 Guilford Rd,Jessup, MD • 301-497-8949 • www.bobsbmw.com

24-27 • Rolling Thru America - Pennsylvania. Brought to you by the folks who pro-duce Americade, an intimate tour through beautiful Pennsylvania. Visitwww.RollingThruAmerica.com for full details and to register. Limited space.

OCTOBER4 • 8th Anual Veterans Memorial Car, Truck & Bike Show. Woodbourne VeteransMemorial park, 145 Sherman Ridge Rd, Wantage Township, NJ • 11am-4pm. Ben-efits Operation Comfort Warrior. For more information: 973-352-9203 • wan-tagerec.com/veterans_memorial/car_show/car_show.htm

11 • Ramapo Motorcycle Club Fall Foliage Tour. Sign in/Endsite: Rhodes North Tav-ern, 40 Orange Tpke (Rte. 17) Sloatsburg, NY 9am-mid-afternoon. Benefits ValerieFund for Childhood Cancer Research. A guided or self-guided tour featuring thebest autumn pallet Mother Nature can provide along some of the Hudson Valley’smost interesting roads. For more info: ramapomc.org • [email protected]

NOVEMBER15-22 • Backroads tour with MotoCaribe. 8-day all-inclusive South West DomincanRepublic. VERY LIMITED SPACE. For full details and to reserve your seat, visit theirexcellent website @ www.MotoCaribe.com

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bags for the needed school supplies and equipment. The motorcycle tour

groups will make stops at the selected schools and distribute the resources

personally during its several scheduled tours throughout the year.

Every traveler to Ecuador can participate in the program even if they don’t

ride a motorcycle. Donations of items brought to Ecuador may be made in

person at the company’s Adventure Motorcycle Travel Center, located in

Quito. A list of requested supplies for the projects can be found at www.pack-

forapurpose.org/destinations/southamerica/ecuador/ecuador-freedom-bike-

rental-and-tours

“Pack for a Purpose is delighted to welcome Ecuador Freedom Bike Rental

& Tours as our newest participant in Ecuador and our very first motorcycle

touring company” stated Rebecca Rothney, Founder and Chairperson. “We

are honored to be able to showcase the wonderful work they are doing in the

communities they visit. Their participation allows us to reach a new set of

travelers, those who tour on motorcycles. We have no doubt they will also

want to Pack for a Purpose so that the trip they take will go much farther

than the miles they travel.”

“As a company we are committed to finding ways to support the local com-

munities that make our motorcycle tours so special.” stated Court Rand, co-

owner of the Quito-based motorcycle tour operator. “I am thrilled that we

are now working with Pack for a Purpose to support our goals of positively

giving back to the community”

FEDS FIGHT MONGOLS…IN COURT…OVER NAME

The trademarked logo of

Southern California’s largest

motorcycle gang is unmistak-

able: a black-and-white image

of 12th Century conqueror

Genghis Khan, wearing sun-

glasses and bell bottoms riding

a chopper while carrying a

sword. For the club’s 600 fully

patched members, the logo is

part of their identity and

motto: “Mongols Forever,

Forever Mongols.”

But today, the Mongols Nation trademark is the focus of U.S. prosecutors’

effort to dismantle America’s most violent motorcycle gangs, from the Mon-

gols to those who shot up a Waco, Texas restaurant over the weekend.

The Department of Justice considers the clubs a criminal enterprise and is

asking a federal judge to make it illegal for Mongols members to wear the

patch or even display the name — allowing cops to literally take a Mongols

jacket right off a biker’s back.

“It not just stripping them of their identity, or robbing them of a recruiting

tool, it’s taking the star off their helmet,” said a law enforcement source in

Los Angeles. “The logo itself furthers a criminal enterprise.”

The importance of the patch should not be underestimated. Donald Charles

Davis, author of “Aging Rebel: Dispatches From The Motorcycle Outlaw

Frontier,” adds, “Men have literally died for those patches. They have great

symbolic value to motorcycle club members in the same way that the Amer-

ican flag has great symbolic value to patriots.”

The Mongol Nation registered their trademark in 2005 with the U.S. Patent

and Trademark Office. Unknown to the club at the time, four undercover

agents with the Bureau of ATF had infiltrated the gang.

OBAMA SLASHES ETHANOL PRODUCTIONThe Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) announced that it would re-

duce the amount of ethanol requirements for gasoline, reports the Motorcycle

Riders Foundation (MRF). This proposal would cut ethanol production for

2015 and 2016. The EPA cites market conditions and the lack of non-corn

renewable fuel sources like plant waste from being developed on any sort of

commercial scale.

A 2007 law, known as the Renewable Fuels Standard (RFS), requires re-

finers to blend in an increasing amount of biofuels into the United States

gasoline supply each year. According to the proposal, the levels of ethanol

will still continue to increase, but less than it would have, preventing the

Obama administration from achieving the goals of the 2007 law.

“The EPA has missed several deadlines to lay out the production levels for

2014 and 2015, and this announcement is the reason why,” said Jeff Hennie,

Vice President of Government Relations and Public Affairs for the Motor-

cycle Riders Foundation. “They know that the RFS amounts were going to

be unattainable, and now we know too.” Hennie also testified at an EPA hear-

ing on the RFS in favor of a study that would examine the lasting effects of

E15 on internal combustion engines.

With today’s domestic oil boom, and the fact that we are consuming less

gasoline than we were in 2007, a void for biofuels was created. Add in the

fact that the US is only importing about a third of its oil, and the need for

biofuel all but disappears.

In its proposal the EPA would increase the levels of blended in 2015 to

16.3 billion gallons, four less than what the RFS requires. In 2016 the EPA

would require about five billion less gallons than the law requires.

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