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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim

ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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Ndzaho ima}im Cnd}  bdodahi ah }ni YK dhm edyhcnim  WLL 

_iikeq  ah fl}n }ni YK dhm Dys}vdead% Pdye Bivvaee hlw eidms d 

vispic}dfei eai wva}aho fllks dhm eazaho ah Sqmhiq wa}n nas wai

dhm }nvii slhs( Nas hi~} fllk% }l fi pyfeasnim ah idveq 6043% as%

lmmeq% d clbimq oyami }l ovdhmpdvih}aho – d syfgic} ni khlws

ea}}ei dfly}(

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viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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]i cdeeiv ah}vlmycim nabsie ds Fdvvq BcAenihiq( Ds sllh ds

ni sdam a}% A wds syvi A khiw }ni hdbi(

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ni sdam( „Cdh A fyq qly d fiiv<‑

]ih a} ceackim( BcAenihiq( Ni ndm edyhcnim Ibpavi % }ni

blh}neq eb bdodahi( A khiw a} ficdysi A‑m fiih d vidmiv lv

qidvs dhm ndm wva}}ih d iw vizaiws lv }nib( Fy} wnq wds ni

vahoaho bi< _nd}iziv }ni vidslh% a} wlyem fi d sndbi }l pdss yp d fiiv(

„L clyvsi( A‑m elzi }l%‑ A sdam( „D pvlgic}% qly sdam<‑

„Dee d fa} nysn"nysn( _aee ee qly ah ed}iv( _imhismdq lkdq<

Ovid}( Sii qly d} }ni Clzih} Odvmih Nl}ie dfly} sizih(‑

A wds ah}vaoyim( A‑m hiziv fiih dskim }l oi} ahzlezim ah d sicvi}

pvlgic} filvi( Bq bahm vdcim lv }ni hi~} lv}q"iaon} nlyvs

filvi }ni dvvdhoim vihmizlys(

A} wds Sip}ibfiv 6003% dhm A wds }ni ima}lv l d YK bdodahi

4

Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim

ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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cdeeim Cnd} % d wiikeq wlbih‑s }a}ei pdckim wa}n ova}}q }vyi"eai

s}lvais dhm pyeis wnivi qly clyem wah pvais a qly clyem fifl}nivim }l sihm ah qlyv ih}vq lvb( A} wds pyfeasnim fq APC

Bimad% }ni YK‑s faoois} bdodahi pyfeasniv( A‑m fiih ima}lv lv

}wl dhm d nde qidvs% dhm a} wds olaho pvi}}q wiee( Gys} yhmiv sa~ 

nyhmvim }nlysdhm pilpei flyon} d clpq izivq wiik(

A ndm d ovid} }idb l }nav}q"lyv pilpei wlvkaho lv bi% bq 

lwh ea}}ei lci dhm d PD wnl bdmi bi cyps l }id( Ndzaho 

 wlvkim bq wdq yp }nvlyon }ni vdhks% a} wds haci }l fi ah cndvoi

dhm }l vyh }ni bdodahi }ni wdq A wdh}im( A} wds desl haci }l

fi dppvicad}im( Ds d hd}yvde pissabas}% bq dssybp}alh ndm fiih

}nd} bq ima}lvsnap wlyem fi snlv}"eazim dhm ipa}lbasim fq deeaho 

sdeis% ah}ivhde massih} dhm oihivde cndls( Sl hl lhi wds blvi syv"

pvasim }ndh bi }nd}% ah dc}% blvi dhm blvi pilpei wivi fyqaho 

}ni bdodahi% }ni }idb wivi ndppq dhm lci eai wds pvi}}q 

idsq"olaho dhm ihglqdfei(

A ndm fiih }lem fq APC‑s ovid} dhm ollm }nd} }niq wivi

abpvissim wa}n wnd} A wds mlaho dhm }nd}% a a} clh}ahyim% A wds

mis}ahim lv faooiv }nahos( Fy} d sicvi} pvlgic} baon} fi izih

blvi yh(

A A ndm khlwh wnd} Fdvvq‑s pnlhi cdee wlyem eidm }l% nlw"iziv% A wlyem ndzi fiih eiss ih}nysads}ac% dhm d el} blvi wdvq( A}

 wds d pnlhi cdee }nd} cndhoim bq eai% dhm }nd} l bq dbaeq% ah

d syvvide dhm lzivwniebaho wdq }nd} izih hlw ndsh‑} tya}i syhk 

ah(

Jvlb hidv masds}ivs% dc}yde masds}ivs dhm mid}n }nvid}s }l ahi~"

peacdfei ihclyh}ivs wa}n cieifva}ais dhm izih s}vdhoiv lhis wa}n

ly}vdoim odhos}ivs% mwdvs dhm s}vappivs% }ni izih}s }nd} leelwim

s}aee hlw miq dhq eloacde i~pedhd}alh( A‑b nlpaho }nd} fq wva}aho 

 D PleDv FiDv D}i Bq NiDm

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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim

ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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}nib mlwh% }niq baon} bdki d ea}}ei blvi sihsi – }l bi d} eids}(

A dvvazim d} }ni Clzih} Odvmih lh }abi% lyhm d }dfei sdieq }yckim ah d clvhiv dhm lvmivim d Fick‑s(

]i nl}ie wds celsi }l }ni lcis l Ibdp% }ni vazde pyfeasnaho 

nlysi wnivi Fdvvq wlvkim% dhm A mamh‑} wdh} bq pvisihci fiaho 

viplv}im fdck }l dhqlhi d} APC ah cdsi }niq }nlyon} A wds fiaho 

maselqde( _nacn A wds% l clyvsi% fy} }nivi wds hl}naho ah bq 

clh}vdc} dfly} vaihmeq cnd}s( S}aee% ds lv lhci ah bq eai A wds }ni

olemih flq% A wdh}im }l vibdah sl lv ds elho ds plssafei(

Ja}iih bahy}is pdssim dhm A wlhmivim a A ndm fiih nld~im(

A wds ndewdq }nvlyon bq siclhm fl}}ei wnih d bdh ah nas }ais

mvissim ah d fdooq mdvk"feyi sya} wa}n d eiho}n l oviq snav} ndho"

aho lziv nas }vlysivs dppidvim ah }ni mllvwdq( Ni wds ceidveq 

ellkaho lv slbilhi% sl A ol} yp(

„Fdvvq<‑

„Dn% Pdye% ollm lh qiv(‑

 _i sd} dhm bdmi sbdee }dek lv d iw bahy}is wnaei }ni

fdvbdh ol} ys fl}n d fiiv( Fdvvq wds vlb Hlv}nivh Aviedhm dhm

ndm fiih d} Ibdp lv qidvs% vs} ima}aho Sbdsn Na}s dhm Ibpavi %

dhm ed}iv edyhcnaho }ni cieifva}q"olssap fafei Nid} ( D}iv }nd}% ni

ndm scdeim s}aee maaiv niaon}s dhm fiih dpplah}im }l }ni fldvm(A wds mvahkaho wa}n d zivq fao cniisi(

„A‑b d fa} l d bivcihdvq }nisi mdqs%‑ ni clhmim( „Jea}}aho vlb

pvlgic} }l pvlgic}% niepaho ly} d fa}% s}ackaho ah bq ldv% }vlyfei"

snll}aho% slv} l d navim oyh(‑

 _i }dekim dfly} wnd} A‑m fiih yp }l lh Cnd} % nlw }ni mavic"

}lvs d} Ibdp ndm hl}acim }nd} A‑m ovlwh }ni sdeis( Bq iol wds

fiaho s}vlkim( Slbilhi abplv}dh} ndm hl}acim bq i~as}ihci

ihlyon }l ol lv d fiiv(

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 _vlho Bdh jlv }ni Glf

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ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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„( ( ( wnacn fvahos bi }l }ni vidslh lv }nas ea}}ei cnd}(‑ Fdvvq 

ellkim dvlyhm }ni vllb% nas iqis eahoivaho lh idcn }dfei ds a }l dssiss }ni miovii l mdhoiv wi wivi ah( Ni eidh} ah celsiv dhm

splki ah d elw zlaci( „A‑b wlvkaho lh d ea}}ei sami pvlgic} }nd}

baon} fi ( ( ( ah}ivis}aho(‑

Blvi oedhcaho dvlyhm( A ellkim }ll fy} wdsh‑} syvi a A‑m spl}

}ni ihibais ds idsaeq ds Fdvvq( Ds bq iqis vis}im lh lhi }dfei% A

hl}acim wa}n nlvvlv d dbaeadv dci7 Gdhi Ihhas( Sni wds }ni ima}lv

l dhl}niv cieifva}q bdodahi% Hlw % d} APC dhm wds syvieq flyhm

}l khlw Fdvvq( A wlvm ol} fdck }nd} A wds ndzaho wnaspivim clh"

zivsd}alhs wa}n slbiflmq naon yp ah Ibdp% A‑m hiziv fi }vys}im

dodah(

Sni wds ah clhzivsd}alh wa}n d bdh .wnl% seaon}eq fadvvieq%

A ed}iv lyhm ly} wds }ni Fva}asn shllkiv clbbih}d}lv Ceazi

Iziv}lh! dhm mamh‑} siib }l ndzi hl}acim bi(

„_nd} ml qly }nahk<‑ Fdvvq sdam(

Ln sna}( Ni‑m fiih }dekaho dhm A ndmh‑} nidvm d wlvm( Ndm

ni sdam wnd} }ni pvlgic} wds< „Nbb% a} slyhms ( ( ( ah}ivis}aho%‑ A

sdam( „_nd} i~dc}eq mlis a} ahzlezi<‑

„Cdh‑} sdq( Byb‑s }ni wlvm lv hlw( Gys} hiim }l syss ly}

 wni}niv qly‑m fi yp lv dhl}niv cnd} slbi}abi( A‑b }dekaho }l d iw pilpei(‑

A }lem nab A wlyem elzi }l% izih }nlyon a} ie} eaki wi ndmh‑}

videeq cnd}}im dfly} dhq}naho ah pdv}acyedv }nas }abi dvlyhm( A

s}aee lheq khiw }nd} a} wds d „sicvi} pvlgic}‑( Jdv }ll sicvi} lv dhq"

}naho blvi }l fi mascelsim d} }nas gyhc}yvi(

„Ovid}( A‑ee cdee qly }lblvvlw dhm qly cdh bii} Mndvbdsn(

Ni‑s }ni pyfeasniv( Ah }ni bidh}abi% mlh‑} sdq d wlvm }l dhqlhi(

 _i‑ee hiim }l kiip }nas s}vac}eq yhmiv lyv nd}s(‑ Ni plah}im }l

 D PleDv FiDv D}i Bq NiDm

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ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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}abi A s}dv}im naon scnlle( Hl} }nd} A clyem snlw a} }l dhqlhi%

ds mizl}iis wivi }nah lh }ni ovlyhm( A ndm desl cleeic}im clpaisl }ni Z eas}ahos bdodahi Vdmal abis dhm lwhim d CF vdmal%

lv Olm‑s sdki( Izih d} }ni }abi% A khiw }nd} wds dfly} ds sdm ds

a} wds plssafei }l oi} wa}nly} pedqaho Myhoilhs dhm Mvdolhs(

Cllehiss dhm Pdye Bivvaee ndm hiziv fiih fimieelws% hlv ndm

}niq dhq pedhs }l ficlbi sl(

 Dhm qly clyem hiziv ndzi miscvafim bi ds d „edm‑( A civ}daheq 

 wdsh‑} lhi hlw( A wds }nav}q"zi% ndm d wai% }wl kams dhm d 

blv}odoi% eas}ihim }l }dek vdmal dhm pviivvim wahi }l fiiv( Hl}

videeq }ni ibflmabih} l qlyv s}ivil}qpacde edms‑ bdo ima}lv(

Sl nlw wlyem A l dee pilpei ndzi d ceyi dfly} wnd} }l py}

ah d bih‑s bdodahi< A khiw hl}naho dfly} cdvs% odmoi}s% }vihmq 

bysac lv wnd} }nvidms wivi ah( Ah dc}% A mlh‑} }nahk A ndm iziv

ysim }ni wlvm „}nvidms‑ }l miscvafi bq dvim gidhs% fedck }vdahivs

dhm hdzq"feyi gybpivs( Lh }ni l}niv ndhm% A wdsh‑} d Cnd} vidmiv

ia}niv% dhm A ndm slbinlw ol} }l yhmivs}dhm wnd} }niq eakim( Fy}

felkis<

A swlvi d fellm ld}n hl} }l fvid}ni d wlvm l wnd} A wds dfly}

}l fi snlwh% dhm }niq }llk bi dcvlss }ni vldm vlb }ni pyf }l

}niav lci( A ie} eaki d nysfdhm shidkaho ah}l nas bas}viss‑s d}(A A wds viclohasim dodah% A‑m fi ah }vlyfei(

Mndvbdsn }llk ly} d bdodahi dhm pelhkim a} lh }ni }dfei( A}

ellkim d fa} eaki Nid} % i~cip} }ni bdah abdoi wds }ni lvbiv sldp

dc}viss Gihhaiv Ieeaslh ah d pahk fakaha lh d fidcn( ]i l}niv

nidmeahis lh }ni clziv wivi dfly} cdvs% ll}fdee dhm }ni bdd(

]i bdodahi wds cdeeim WLL _iikeq (

„A‑b syvi qly‑zi oyissim fq hlw }nd} wi dvi }dekaho dfly} d 

bih‑s wiikeq%‑ Mndvbdsn sdam ah d seaon}eq sie"sd}asim wdq(

 D PleDv FiDv D}i Bq NiDm

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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim

ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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slbi}naho }niq wivi wlvkaho lh( A‑m bi} Pnae d clypei l }abis

fy} mamh‑} khlw nab wiee( Ni ndm ima}im Bih‑s Nide}n dhm }nihdhl}niv bih‑s blh}neq cdeeim Ed}iv % wnacn ndmh‑} wlvkim ly}(

Pnae wds ihsclhcim ah Sly}dv‑s peysn hiw lci sya}i( _a}n

a}s vibl}i"clh}vle feahms% wdee"blyh}im d} scviihs dhm pvas}ahi

 wna}i yvha}yvi% a} wds ah s}dvk clh}vds} }l }ni vdqim cdvpi}s dhm

s}dahim wdees iesiwnivi ah }ni fyaemaho( A‑m wlvkim yp }nivi lv d 

clypei l wiiks dfly} sa~ blh}ns idveaiv wa}n }wiezi l}nivs wnih

APC ndm fiih ellkaho d} mlaho slbi}naho ah }ni bih‑s bdvki}( Ah

}ni ihm% a} ndm pvlzim pvi}}q vya}eiss% dhm bq edck l khlweimoi

ndm fiih dppdvih}( Ds dv ds A khiw% hl}naho ndm clbi l a}(

A snllk ndhms wa}n Pnae dhm ni bl}alhim lv bi }l sa} mlwh(

„A‑zi fiih wlvkaho lh }nas%‑ ni sdam% ovdffaho d bdodahi

dhm py}}aho a} mlwh ah vlh} l bi( „A}‑s olaho }l fi d hiw bih‑s

 wiikeq bdodahi(‑

Bq gdw mvlppim( D} eids}% A dssybi a} mam ficdysi lv d iw 

blbih}s A clyemh‑} spidk( ]i bdodahi wds cdeeim Hy}s ( A}

ellkim pvi}}q bycn }ni sdbi ds  WLL ( A ackim }nvlyon fy}

mamh‑} videeq }dki dhq}naho ah(

 Dhl}niv bih‑s wiikeq(

Fva}dah‑s }wl faoois} bdodahi pyfeasnivs wivi fl}n edyhcnaho zav}ydeeq }ni sdbi bdodahi% dhm fl}n ndm snlwh }niav }lp"sicvi}

mybbq ima}alh }l bi( Sly}dv‑s wnlei vipy}d}alh wds vis}aho lh

}nas( A eakim nab dhm wi‑m dewdqs ol} lh wiee% fy} ni‑m fi nlvva"

im a A cdsydeeq dhhlyhcim A wds eidzaho }l wlvk lv nas blv}de

ihibq(

 Dhm Fdvvq dhm Mndvbdsn wlyem ndvmeq fi fis} peidsim a A

s}yck d} APC dhm }niq }nlyon} A ndm fi}vdqim dee }ni sicvi}s l 

 WLL (

 D PleDv FiDv D}i Bq NiDm

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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim

ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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Ia}niv wdq% slbilhi wds olaho }l fi zivq ypsi} wa}n bi slbi"

}abi zivq sllh(Pnae dskim bi wnd} A }nlyon} dhm A bybfeim d iw ahclniv"

ih} sih}ihcis dhm bdmi wnd} A nlpim wivi ihclyvdoaho hlasis(

Ni sdam ni baon} oi} bi ahzlezim ds d clhsye}dh} hidviv }l }ni

edyhcn(

Fdck d} bq misk% }nivi wds d sya}dfeq lfeatyi pnlhi bissdoi

vlb Fdvvq( „A}‑s bi( Qly vii lv d bii}aho% iv% A bidh d fiiv lh

Blhmdq% ysyde pedci< Fqi(‑

A micamim }nd} a} wds }abi }l clbi ceidh }l bq flss d} APC%

lv d} eids} clbi ceidh"asn( Javs} A‑m fiih spl}}im ah }ni pyf% hlw 

A‑m fiih snlwh d }lp"sicvi} mybbq% dhm dee }ni }abi A‑b bivvaeq 

ndzaho fiivs wa}n }ni lpplsa}alh( _nd}iziv }ni }vy}n wds% a} syvi

 wdsh‑} olaho }l ellk ollm wnih izivqlhi lyhm ly} dhm dssybim

A wds d mypeaca}lys wdhkiv(

A ibdaeim bq pyfeasniv }l sdq }nd} A mamh‑} wdh} niv }l hm ly}

vlb dhqlhi iesi% }nd} A khiw Gdhi ndm siih bi ah }ni nl}ie% }nd}

A ndm fiih dppvldcnim fy} ndmh‑} fiih ljivim dhq}naho ds qi}

dhm pvlfdfeq hiziv wlyem fi(

Bq pnlhi vdho debls} abbimad}ieq( A wds lvmivim yp lv d 

cnd}% wnivi A sdam }nd} A clyemh‑} videeq sdq wnd} }ni dppvldcn wdsdfly}% lv wnacn pyfeasnaho nlysi a} wds vlb% fy} }nd} A wdh}im

}l fi nlhis}(

]i hi~} mdq% A wds sybblhim }l sii }ni CIL% Sqezad Dy}lh(

Sni wds d }dee% dhoyedv wlbdh l dfly} }q wa}n }nack"vabbim

oedssis dhm wdsh‑} fao lh sbdee }dek( „Qly‑vi hl} eidzaho% dhm

}nd}‑s }nd}( _i zdeyi qly }ll naoneq dhm qly ndzi d ovid} y}yvi

d} APC%‑ sni sdam ah ceappim }lhis( „A‑b hl} syvpvasim qly‑zi fiih

dppvldcnim% fy} A‑b hl} dfly} }l ei} lhi l bq }lp ima}lvs ol(‑

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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim

ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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wl mdqs ed}iv% A wds oazih dh abbimad}i £60%000 pdq vasi( Sl

d} eids} slbi}naho ollm ndm clbi l a}( A‑m clhceymim }nd} }nivi wds hl wdq Ibdp wivi olaho }l fi s}ypam ihlyon }l ljiv bi }ni

 glf ds A ndm sdam hl}naho abpvissazi lv ahspavd}alhde d} lyv }wl

fvai bii}ahos( Ah dc}% A‑m bls}eq gys} sd} dhm eas}ihim% lccdsalh"

deeq hlmmaho ah wnd} A nlpim wds d sdoi"eaki dsnalh(

Mdqs pdssim dhm A fysaim bqsie wa}n Cnd} ( Pdv} l bi wds

vieaizim }nd} A ndmh‑} ol} a}% ds }ni blvi A }nlyon} dfly} a} }ni

blvi A videasim }nd} A khiw pvicasieq hl}naho l wnd} olis lh

ahsami d qlyho felki‑s fvdah( A wds d bammei"cedss% }ihhas"pedqaho 

zioi}dvadh wa}n d miovii ah slcaleloq% eazaho ah d haci syfyvfdh

nlysi ah _lkaho(

 _lkaho( Hl} i~dc}eq }ni ipacih}vi l }ni clyh}iv"cye}yvi% dhm

hl} slbiwnivi qly‑m s}ybfei dcvlss d bih‑s bdodahi ima}lv(

]i clleis} }naho dfly} }ni }lwh wds S}dheiq Vldm% wnivi Pdye

 _ieeiv oviw yp( Fy} }nd} wds ljsi} fq }ni dc} }nd} Sndkah‑

S}izihs eazim }nivi hlw(

A wlyem fi clbpei}ieq ly} l bq mip}n% edyonim ly} l }ni

lci lv bq edck l khlweimoi l s}vii} eahol% s}ymih} fdhms dhm

}ni ed}is} vdm oidv }l widv( A}‑m fi eaki Tyih}ah Fvqci }dkaho lziv

dh ly}fdck pyf lv Ndvlem Fasnlp bdhdoaho }ni Pdvvdbd}}d Iies(A} wds edyondfei videeq(

]ih Mndvbdsn cdeeim( „Clbi lziv }lhaon} d}iv wlvk% bq 

vaihm%‑ ni sdam% slyhmaho d fa} lziv"vaihmeq(

Ln elvm(

A khiw d }navm ah}ivzaiw bidh} }niq wivi sivalys( Lv wds a} d 

siclhm lhi% masclyh}aho }ni lf}ysihiss l lyv vs} ihclyh}iv<

 D} }ni Ibdp lcis% Mndvbdsn eim bi }nvlyon }l wnivi

Fdvvq wds sa}}aho ah d clvhiv vllb( ]as }abi% a} wds d fa} blvi

 D PleDv FiDv D}i Bq NiDm

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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim

ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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ah}ihsi% blvi ah}ivzaiw"eaki( A wds ovaeeim lh }ni mybbq% pdoi

fq pdoi% dhm dskim wnd} A wlyem ml }l abpvlzi a}( _i }dekimdfly} wnd} nidmeahis wlyem wlvk lh }ni clziv% dhm nlw }l s}lp

a} ellkaho }ll bycn eaki d wlbih‑s bdodahi .wnacn a} mam d}

}nd} s}doi!( A nidvm bqsie ah yee"lh pvd}}ei blmi% bdkaho el}s l 

siibahoeq abpvissazi plah}s wnaei hl} dc}ydeeq sdqaho dhq}naho 

bidhahoye( A }nviw ah d iw pnvdsis }nd} Pnae Nae}lh ndm sdam }l

bi dfly} Hy}s % }nahkaho }niq baon} niep(

 D}iv dh nlyv% }nivi wds d pdysi( Mndvbdsn ellkim d} Fdvvq;

Fdvvq ellkim d} Mndvbdsn( A kip} ellkaho d} }ni bdodahi% hl}

tya}i syvi wnd} wds olaho }l ndppih( ]ih Mndvbdsn sbaeim d}

Fdvvq% dhm Fdvvq sbaeim d} Mndvbdsn(

„Lkdq%‑ Mndvbdsn sdam hdeeq( „_i videeq eaki wnd} qly‑zi

fiih sdqaho( _i‑m eaki }l bdki qly lyv ima}lv(‑

„Videeq<‑ wds dee A clyem sdq( Pvlfdfeq hl} }ni fis} visplhsi(

„Iv% }nd}‑s ( ( (‑ A wdsh‑} syvi nlw }l ihm }ni sih}ihci( ]d}‑s ( ( ( d 

}ivvafei bas}dki qly‑vi bdkaho( ]d}‑s ( ( ( vamacyelys( ]d}‑s ( ( (

y}}iveq }ivvaqaho( ]d}‑s ( ( ( olaho }l fa}i qly ah }ni dvsi wnih A

yck }nahos yp( „( ( ( ovid}%‑ A sdam(

Ni ol} ly} slbi pdpivs dhm sdam }niq ndm d clh}vdc} vidmq 

}nd} A snlyem }dki dwdq dhm vidm dhm }nih saoh a A wds ah}ivis}im(]iq wdh}im a} fdck fq }ni hi~} mdq( A ellkim d} }ni sdedvq dhm

feahkim sizivde }abis( A} wds }q piv cih} blvi }ndh bq hiweq 

ieizd}im sdedvq d} APC( Peys d flhys lh }lp(

A lyhm ly} }nd} }ni l}niv cdhmamd}i }niq ndm fiih clhsam"

ivaho wds cdeeim Vacndvm _deedci( Fdvvq sdam }nd} ah }niav hde

ah}ivzaiw wa}n nab% ni‑m }yvhim yp ah }vdcksya} pdh}s% wnacn ndm

ljihmim Mndvbdsn% sl A ndm ol} }ni glf ahs}idm( Bdaheq }nvlyon

}vlysiv cnlaci% a} siibim(

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 _vlho Bdh jlv }ni Glf

Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim

ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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Pllv Vacndvm clyem lheq clhslei nabsie fq ficlbaho% d iw 

blh}ns ed}iv% ima}lv l }ni YK‑s siclhm"faoois}"sieeaho }dfelam%]i Bavvlv ( Nlw majivih} }nahos clyem ndzi fiih a lheq ni‑m

ndm d pdav l sedcks ndhmq(

Mndvbdsn sdam }nd} Ibdp wivi olaho }l spihm lziv }ih bae"

ealh plyhms lh }ni edyhcn% }niav faoois} iziv ahzis}bih}( ]iq 

 wivi dabaho lv d wiikeq cavcyed}alh l lhi nyhmvim dhm }q 

}nlysdhm d}iv sa~ blh}ns( „Bdki hl bas}dki% wi dvi olaho ndvm

lh }nas%‑ ni sdam( „_i waee oazi qly dee }ni vislyvcis qly hiim }l

bdki a} ndppih(‑

Hl pvissyvi% }nih(

A ndm d micasalh }l bdki% fy}% mispa}i }ni ihlvba}q l }ni yhmiv"

}dkaho% }nivi wdsh‑} bycn }l wiaon yp( A‑m fiih d} Cnd} lv sizivde

qidvs dhm wds blvi }ndh vidmq }l blzi lh( Fy} A ndm hiziv filvi

dccip}im d glf lv wnacn A wds y}}iveq clhzahcim }nd} A wds }ni

 wvlho cnlaci( Lv wds A fiaho }ll hiod}azi% ei}}aho bq s}ypam pis"

sabasb }dki lziv< Syvieq Ibdp wlyemh‑} ljiv bi d glf A clyemh‑}

ml% wlyem }niq< Ndm A feyjim bq wdq }l clhzahcaho }nib A wds

}ni hiw Gdbis Fvlwh% Eldmim ‑s fvaeeadh} ahdyoyvde ima}lv<

A micamim }l ol lv a}(

Hi~} mdq d} wlvk% A pvlcvds}ahd}im dee blvhaho dfly} ndhmaho ah bq hl}aci( A khiw a} wlyemh‑} fi idsq( Dhm A wds vaon}( Ds sllh

ds A ndm }lem bq pyfeasniv% A wds sih} yp }l sii Baki Sly}dv( D 

zivq majivih} Baki Sly}dv(

dekaho ah d selw% blyvhye zlaci% ellkaho eaki ni wds fvidk"

aho }ni hiws l }ni mid}n l d bycn"elzim dyh}% ni }lem bi nlw 

sivalys }ni sa}yd}alh wds( A ndm siih }ni mybbq lv Hy}s % dhm

hlw A wds olaho }l WLL (

Avlhacdeeq% Pnae Nae}lh ndm wlvkim lh }ni zivq idveais} zivsalh

 D PleDv FiDv D}i Bq NiDm

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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim

ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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l  WLL % fy} Ibdp ndm ei} nab ol( Sl wi‑m idcn siih }ni l}niv‑s

sicvi} pdckdoi(Sly}dv }vaim }l pivsydmi bi }l s}dq% sdam A wds }niav }lp ima}lv%

 wds naoneq pvaim dhm }nd} }nivi wlyem fi d el} l lpplv}yha}ais

d} APC(

 D blh}n idveaiv% A ndm wlvkim wa}n nab lh dh amid A‑m ndm lv

d hiw wlbih‑s wiikeq bdodahi ah }ni sdbi bdvki} ds Cnd} ( A

ndm dssibfeim d sbdee }idb dhm wlvkim yp slbi clziv dhm clh"

}ih} amids vidmq }l snlw }ni fldvm( Hlw A‑m ndzi }l eidzi }nd}

finahm(

 Ds a} wds% sa~ blh}ns ed}iv% }nd} amid blvpnim ah}l d wiikeq 

cdeeim Pack Bi Yp dhm wds edyhcnim zivq syccissyeeq% wa}n bq 

vaihm dhm Cnd} cleeidoyi Gyhi Sba}n"Snippdvm ds }ni ima}lv(

]i clhzivsd}alh wih} lh% fy} A khiw A‑m bdmi }ni vaon}

cnlaci( A saohim }ni Ibdp clh}vdc}% sih} a} fdck dhm }ni hiws wds

fvlkih }l }ni Cnd} }idb( Hlw }nivi wds lheq }ni tyis}alh l bq 

eidzaho md}i(

„_i‑ee fi vityavaho qly }l s}dq lv }ni yee sa~ blh}ns l qlyv

hl}aci pivalm%‑ A wds ahlvbim(

Sa~ blh}ns< ]i edyhcn l  WLL wds ah lyv blh}ns( Nlw 

clyem A s}dq d} APC wnaei }ni bdodahi edyhcnim wa}nly} bi<Pdhac vasaho% A pnlhim Fdvvq(

 D}iv d fa} l d s}yhhim pdysi% ni }lem bi hl} }l wlvvq( „Eidzi

a} wa}n bi%‑ ni sdam vidssyvahoeq( „]ivi‑s hl wdq }niq cdh ml }nd}(‑

„Fy} }niq cdh( Sa~ blh}ns as bq hl}aci pivalm(‑

„Fleelcks( _i‑ee oi} }ni edwqivs lh}l a}( Sa} }aon}% A‑ee slv} a}(‑

A ie} aee( A‑m passim lj APC fq eidzaho% dhm hlw Ibdp ndm }l

clh}ibped}i }niav bdohacih}% faoois} iziv edyhcn wa}n hl lhi ah

cndvoi(

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 _vlho Bdh jlv }ni Glf

Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim

ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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]i leelwaho izihaho% A bi} wa}n Fdvvq dhm dh Ibdp edwqiv

ah d pyf }l mascyss lp}alhs(„Qly clyem fvidk qlyv clh}vdc}%‑ ni sdam( „Dhm }nivi‑s d cndhci

}niq wlyemh‑} syi(‑

„Dhm a }niq mam<‑

„Bbb% clyem fi }vackq( ]iq clyem oi} ly} dh ahgyhc}alh }l

s}lp qly wlvkaho lv Ibdp( _nd} ml qly }nahk<‑

 _nd} mam A }nahk<

Fdvvq ah}ivgic}im( „Ellk% a} baon} fi wi oi} CIL }l }dek }l

CIL dhm clbi }l d oih}eibdh‑s doviibih}(‑

A clyemh‑} sii Sqezad Dy}lh fiaho pdv}acyedveq oih}eibdheq(

 _nq snlyem sni< A A ndm fiih niv dhm lhi l bq oihivdes wds

miic}aho }l }ni l}niv sami spicacdeeq }l on} dodahs} bi% A‑m

ndvmeq wdzi nab lj wa}n d wna}i ndhkq dhm wasn nab dee }ni fis}

ah }ni ihsyaho fd}}ei(

„_i clyem sdq a}‑s yhvidslhdfei%‑ }ni edwqiv clh}ahyim(

„Fvidcnaho qlyv vaon}s lv slbi}naho(‑

„Fy} a}‑s hl} videeq( A saohim }ni clh}vdc} wa}n d sa~"blh}n

hl}aci pivalm(‑

„Nbb% qis% A sypplsi qly mam(‑

]as wdsh‑} oi}}aho ys dhqwnivi( ]i edwqiv }lem bi }lvityis} lvbdeeq }nd} A fi vieidsim vlb bq clh}vdc} ds a} wds ah

hl lhi‑s ah}ivis}s }nd} A s}dq lh lv sa~ blh}ns wnih bq bahm wds

iesiwnivi(

Hi~} mdq% A sih} lj dh ibdae }l }nd} ijic} dhm wda}im( ]vii

mdqs pdssim filvi A wds }lem }nd} A‑m ndzi }l s}dq yh}ae }ni ihm

l Micibfiv7 }nvii blh}ns vd}niv }ndh sa~( Fi}}iv% fy} A‑m fi

 glahaho }nvii wiiks filvi }ni vs} assyi l  WLL _iikeq wds myi

}l fi lh sdei( ]d}‑s eaki glahaho d ll}q ceyf ds bdhdoiv ds }ni

 D PleDv FiDv D}i Bq NiDm

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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim

ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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pedqivs dvi vyhhaho lh}l }ni iem lv kack"lj( A} wlyem fi zivq 

}aon}( Dhm sl a} wds fdck }l Cnd}  }l fami bq }abi lv d iw blvi

elho wiiks ( ( ( Eyckaeq% }ni sdeis oyvis wivi s}aee fylqdh}% sl }ni

lheq s}viss wds wlvvqaho dfly} }ni y}yvi vd}niv }ndh }ni haci%

clbq pvisih}(

 _nih A‑m }dkih lziv% Cnd}  ndm fiih sna}aho lyv nyhmvim

dhm lv}q }nlysdhm clpais d wiik( Hlw% wi wivi olaho }l }lp sa~ 

nyhmvim }nlysdhm( Ah }ni pvlciss% wi ndm lziv}dkih dfly} iaon}

 wlbih‑s }a}eis% ahceymaho _lbdh‑s Lwh% _lbdh‑s _iikeq % Fieed %

Fis} dhm Nid} ( Dhm qi} A ndm slbinlw micamim }l eidzi dee }nd}

„oelvq‑ finahm(

Lziv }ni hi~} iw wiiks% A }llk izivq lpplv}yha}q }l shidk 

dwdq d}iv wlvk }l d mlwhs}davs fyhkiv d} }ni Blyh}fd}}ih

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}nvlyon }ni pdois% micamaho wnacn sic}alhs snlyem s}dq dhm

 wnacn wlyemh‑} wlvk( A ol} }l khlw }ni bibfivs l }ni }idb% dee

l wnlb siibim zivq clhmih} }nd} }ni bdodahi wlyem q(

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 wds }ni qlyhois} iziv ima}lv l }ni bysac fafei HBI ( Ni‑m }nih

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idsq"olaho d}}a}ymi( A eakim nab abbimad}ieq dhm clyem sii nas

pdssalh }l bdki WLL wlvk( Blvi abplv}dh}eq% ni khiw nas s}yj%

sl nas bdah pl}ih}ade wds ds slbilhi }l nami finahm(

]i pac}yvi ima}lv% S}izi Hdsn% ndm clbi vlb JNB  dhm

ndm fiih wlvkaho lh  WLL sahci a} ndm fiih vs} nqpl}nisasim

sa~ blh}ns idveaiv( A lyhm nab d fa} ovybpq% fy}% eaki Fih% ni

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 _vlho Bdh jlv }ni Glf

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ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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 Dnivh% wnl ndm dppdvih}eq wva}}ih niv vs} fllk% PS% A Elzi Qly%

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}nd}% eaki bi% pilpei dvi s}aee ellkaho ly} lv }nib }l hl dzdae(

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dh ihm( Fq }nas }abi% A wds misaohaho }ni Cnd} clzivs lv }ni ima"

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ah"glki<

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dwdq( Sl% lv }ni assyi }nd} wds }l dppidv ah }ni sdbi wiik }nd}

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 _i Dee Elzi d Wll‑( ]ih% lv }ni nide}n pdoi% A clbbassalhim

d sbdee hiws s}lvq dfly} nlw pyesis dhm hy}s cdh fi blvi d}"

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bi ly} a A wdsh‑} cdviye( Ah d mispivd}i blbih}% khlwaho nlw 

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 _vlho Bdh jlv }ni Glf

Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim

ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(

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A‑m izih olhi ly} dhm flyon} dh defyb fq }ni vlck fdhm ]i

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 Glie% bls} l wnlb wivi viclvmim filvi }ni sllh"}l"fi  WLL  

vidmivs wivi izih flvh( D} yhazivsa}q% bq }iihdoi vifieealh dhm

dhos} bdhais}im }nibsiezis fq bi olaho }l clhciv}s fq Ealhie

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stydvi nlei(

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Lv A gys} mamh‑} oi} a}( Bdqfi }nd} wds sqbp}lbd}ac l wnd} wds

}l clbi(

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ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%

viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(