1.Since my last report this

employee has reached rock

bottom and shows signs of

starting to dig. 

2. If you give him a

penny for his thoughts,

you get change.

3. Bright as Alaska in

December!

4. Got into the gene pool

while the lifeguard

wasn’t watching.

5. I would not allow this

employee to breed.

PHARISEES =  

SADDUCEES =   LIBERALS

LEGALISTS

“…built on the foundation of the

apostles and prophets,

with Christ Jesus himself

as the chief cornerstone.” --Ephesians 2:20

“For no one can lay any foundation

other than the one already laid,

which is Jesus Christ.” --1 Corinthians 3:11

“To the elders among you,

I appeal as a fellow elder,

a witness of Christ's sufferings and

one who also will share

in the glory to be revealed”--1 Peter 5:1

As Peter entered the house,

Cornelius met him and

fell at his feet in reverence.

But Peter made him get up.

"Stand up," he said,

"I am only a man myself." --Acts 10:25-26

upon this rock you are Peter

petros

masculine

a small rock

petra

feminine

a large stone