100:00:17,142 --> 00:00:20,472About two thousand years agoin the time of Cleopatra, queen of Egypt...200:00:20,597 --> 00:00:24,634The Egyptians talked like this:300:01:01,549 --> 00:01:04,754This language was ratherdifficult to understand.400:01:04,879 --> 00:01:08,666So the film you are about to see hasbeen dubbed into English. However...500:01:08,790 --> 00:01:12,536due to the fact that dubbing techniqueshad not been perfected in this period...600:01:12,661 --> 00:01:16,614you may notice that the movement oflips is not always synchronised exactly...700:01:16,698 --> 00:01:20,652with the words being spoken.800:01:20,943 --> 00:01:26,853And now after thisinteresting and instructive prologue...900:05:58,321 --> 00:06:00,637...and as for the saying that we Egyptians,who are the descended from the1000:06:00,650 --> 00:06:04,786great Gods, have built things proudly...Well it's a disgrace, it's a shame...1100:06:04,886 --> 00:06:08,466it's absurd, ridiculous and its justplain silly and there's nothing else...1200:06:08,480 --> 00:06:11,625to add unless it's to say that yourstable is infamous, oh Caesar!1300:06:11,966 --> 00:06:15,095But you really do have to face the factsoh Queen, that Egypt is decadent.1400:06:15,470 --> 00:06:19,768My people have built the pyramids, thetower of Souls and the temples, the Obelix!1500:06:19,893 --> 00:06:25,483A long time ago I might add.- Enough!1600:06:25,984 --> 00:06:29,948I Cleopatra, will prove my people aren'tdecadent! In exactly three months...1700:06:30,032 --> 00:06:33,996I will have a magnificent palace builtfor you, here in Alexandria.1800:06:34,413 --> 00:06:38,293Very well then.If you win your bet I will admit the...1900:06:38,377 --> 00:06:42,340Egyptian people are still powerful.2000:06:44,634 --> 00:06:49,934She's a nice girl but her nose is easilyput out of joint, it's a pretty nose too.2100:06:57,403 --> 00:07:00,865Edephus! I have summoned you becauseyou're the best architect in Alexandria...2200:07:00,991 --> 00:07:04,077not that that is saying very much,your building crumble.2300:07:04,204 --> 00:07:07,333They are the laughing stock for thosethat don't live in them.2400:07:07,458 --> 00:07:12,715Well you see, actually what I liketo build is pyramids.2500:07:12,839 --> 00:07:16,345Silence! you have three months tomake good, you are to build a...2600:07:16,429 --> 00:07:19,349magnificent palace here inAlexandria for Julius Caesar.2700:07:19,516 --> 00:07:23,479What three months?- If you succeed I'll cover you...2800:07:23,563 --> 00:07:27,443with gold, if not, I will have youthrown to the crocodiles. Go!2900:07:27,569 --> 00:07:32,492Three months! Well I need someonewho can work magic to help me do that.3000:07:33,619 --> 00:07:39,544A magician, oh I got it,I know the very man!3100:08:09,835 --> 00:08:14,048I'm training him to carry the menhirs- In the meantime what about a boar?3200:08:36,787 --> 00:08:41,628Where do I find the Druid, Getafix?- Up that tree, under the mistletoe.3300:08:41,920 --> 00:08:45,800Getafix!3400:08:46,426 --> 00:08:50,306What a pleasant surprise!3500:08:57,858 --> 00:09:02,657Meet my dear old friend Edephus, he's anArchitect from Alexandria.3600:09:04,200 --> 00:09:09,415Well I've been told to build a palacefor Caesar within three months, and...3700:09:09,542 --> 00:09:14,715if I don't, Cleopatra will throw meto the crocodiles.3800:09:14,840 --> 00:09:17,886Are crocodiles good to eat Asterix?- Be quiet!3900:09:18,011 --> 00:09:22,517And if you won't help me,I'll never get it done.4000:09:22,643 --> 00:09:27,357Now you mustn't cry Edephus,I'm coming back to Egypt with you.4100:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,117By yourself? Do you mean it?4200:09:34,242 --> 00:09:37,203We're off on a long sea voyage Dogmatix.- You're not going to take him along!4300:09:37,288 --> 00:09:40,374Why not mister Asterix?- Because he's far too small for such...4400:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,880a long journey Mr. Obelix,so you go and pack.4500:09:44,006 --> 00:09:49,053Oh sure, I'm just an extra to fill in,non one ever listens to me.4600:09:50,806 --> 00:09:55,729My friends, the best of luck to you and Ihope the sky never falls on your heads.4700:09:58,065 --> 00:10:01,112I will now sing a for you alittle farewell tune.4800:10:01,278 --> 00:10:04,200Oh no!4900:10:09,457 --> 00:10:12,418Philistine!5000:10:24,727 --> 00:10:28,900That was me barking, woof woof.Can't I even bark now?5100:10:29,192 --> 00:10:33,072All right you idiot, let Dogmatixout of the bag.5200:10:45,714 --> 00:10:50,638Weight anchor now, send the bags up- Hoist the bags up5300:11:01,527 --> 00:11:06,450In Egypt we'll have to contendwith a lot of difficulties and...5400:11:06,577 --> 00:11:10,540there's always the dangerof meeting pirates.5500:11:11,040 --> 00:11:14,504We'll look after the pirates, won't we?- Oh sure.5600:11:15,755 --> 00:11:18,717Ship to starboard!5700:11:24,058 --> 00:11:28,773The pirates! The pirates!5800:11:43,084 --> 00:11:48,967Yoohoo, yoohoo wait for uswe are coming, yoohoo!5900:11:57,771 --> 00:12:02,653Right then me hearties, don't loose yournerve. We'll comer them, we'll cut...6000:12:02,777 --> 00:12:07,701their throats, we'll have their guts, wewill throw them in, sink the lot of them.6100:12:09,621 --> 00:12:13,960Same old drill as usual, wait till a Igive the word then board them.6200:12:14,085 --> 00:12:20,009Come on board them!- Did you say board us?6300:12:45,544 --> 00:12:47,964I'll be right with you.6400:12:54,682 --> 00:12:57,477I hope I didn't keep you waiting.6500:12:58,730 --> 00:13:00,648That's not fair.6600:13:00,815 --> 00:13:02,735Did you say board us?6700:13:15,627 --> 00:13:17,797Did you say board us?6800:13:32,525 --> 00:13:34,445Obelix, come on.6900:13:39,826 --> 00:13:42,790Come on let's go.- Right Asterix, but there's still one...7000:13:42,915 --> 00:13:48,839pirate left up there!- No, no!7100:13:55,933 --> 00:14:00,855You say board us?-Same old drill as usual boy!7200:14:04,653 --> 00:14:08,616And one fine night after a long calmvoyage, unbroken by further incident...7300:14:08,700 --> 00:14:13,581the ship approaches the endof its peaceful voyage.7400:14:14,874 --> 00:14:17,795What's that light on the horizon?7500:14:18,045 --> 00:14:21,926That's the tower of Pharaoh, it guidesship into the harbour...7600:14:22,009 --> 00:14:24,471we'll be in Alexandria tomorrow.7700:14:24,722 --> 00:14:29,186A tower for guiding ships in?They're crazy these Egyptians.7800:14:55,513 --> 00:15:00,478Cleopatra's bath!- Queen Cleopatra's bath!7900:15:02,565 --> 00:15:05,486Queen Cleopatra's bath!8000:15:23,343 --> 00:15:28,850Bring Cleopatra's soap!- Bring Cleopatra's soap!8100:15:28,976 --> 00:15:33,482Bring Cleopatra's soap!8200:15:56,805 --> 00:16:02,147Bring Cleopatra's lion!- Bring Cleopatra's lion!8300:16:02,271 --> 00:16:04,482Bring Cleopatra's lion!8400:17:53,548 --> 00:17:58,472Oh my Queen, this are my friends fromGaul, a powerful magician and...8500:17:58,597 --> 00:18:02,728two brave warriors, who havecome to help me in my task.8600:18:02,894 --> 00:18:05,272Well get going, you reallydon't have much time.8700:18:07,525 --> 00:18:13,241If you succeed there will be gold for all,if not you'll be thrown to the crocodiles.8800:18:13,450 --> 00:18:17,414And by the way, I warn you that your rivalArdefus isn't please that I chose you...8900:18:17,498 --> 00:18:19,535and not him to build the palace and he's9000:18:19,536 --> 00:18:21,878jealous. If you wantto know what I think...9100:18:22,004 --> 00:18:25,675he'd love to see you wind up inside...- A Crocodile9200:18:25,884 --> 00:18:28,554That is right. Now go!9300:18:28,721 --> 00:18:32,310She's bad tempered but what a pretty nose.- Yes very pretty.9400:18:32,476 --> 00:18:35,313Now I'll take you to my place.9500:18:37,775 --> 00:18:42,699That's my work there.I designed that one too.9600:18:44,158 --> 00:18:47,455And that is another one of mine.9700:18:54,005 --> 00:18:56,969That was one mine too.9800:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,767And this is my house.- I might have guessed it.9900:19:11,655 --> 00:19:17,121The door is jammed, it's the dampness.- I'll just give you a little hand.10000:19:17,288 --> 00:19:19,124No Obelix!10100:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,589Oh don't scold him thewood is still too dry.10200:19:26,676 --> 00:19:29,637Welcome to my house.10300:19:43,990 --> 00:19:46,953Come this way please.10400:19:47,037 --> 00:19:49,415Coming Obelix.10500:20:15,409 --> 00:20:17,327And this is where I work.10600:20:19,330 --> 00:20:24,087Master, the architect Ardefusdemand to see you.10700:20:24,255 --> 00:20:29,177My rival, show him in.- I'll come straight to the point...10800:20:29,302 --> 00:20:34,226let us build Caesar's palace together.If we succeed then we divide the gold...10900:20:34,351 --> 00:20:40,276between us, if not, you can be food forthe crocodiles by yourself, after all...11000:20:40,401 --> 00:20:46,284there wouldn't be any need to givethem two when one will do nicely.11100:20:46,410 --> 00:20:51,332I refuse, you are a cruel, two-facedschemer that's what you are.11200:20:51,584 --> 00:20:57,508Now get out of my home!-You'll be sorry for this, you wait...11300:20:57,674 --> 00:21:03,600and I'll see you later in an alligator!11400:21:18,119 --> 00:21:21,666I'll take you to the building site.- Yes do Edephus, It should be...11500:21:21,792 --> 00:21:24,753interesting to see where you work.11600:21:25,004 --> 00:21:27,548Dogmatix!11700:22:07,979 --> 00:22:12,444Are they slaves?- Oh no, those are free workers.11800:22:12,610 --> 00:22:15,322They are crazy these Egyptians.11900:22:39,522 --> 00:22:43,403This is lunch hour, come and see theplans for the palace.12000:22:43,527 --> 00:22:46,406Why aren't those two stopping?- They are getting a little overtime.12100:22:49,160 --> 00:22:55,002Here are the plans, I designed them.- I recognise your style.12200:23:11,357 --> 00:23:16,280Good people, don't let that wretchedarchitect Edephus exploit you.12300:23:16,405 --> 00:23:21,329You have eaten too much andyou are paid too little, stop work now!12400:23:21,455 --> 00:23:26,378Take action against such asexploiter, leave him in the lurch.12500:23:26,503 --> 00:23:30,508Go on strike, go back home!12600:23:54,876 --> 00:23:59,298Master the workers have just told methat they refuse to do any more work.12700:23:59,423 --> 00:24:02,969Someone is stirring them up against me.- But who?12800:24:03,095 --> 00:24:06,433Yes, who?- Ardefus, your rival of course.12900:24:06,557 --> 00:24:12,441All this worry makes me feel ill, when thecrocodiles get me, I'll be uneatable!13000:24:12,524 --> 00:24:18,532You're eager to make them a good meal.- Of course, they are sacred crocodiles!13100:24:18,574 --> 00:24:21,036After all, they are crazy,these architects!13200:24:21,203 --> 00:24:25,124Let's see what is going on.13300:24:26,083 --> 00:24:29,339We refuse to go on working underthis condition, the work is too hard.13400:24:29,547 --> 00:24:31,759Right!13500:24:32,176 --> 00:24:38,018They don't want to go on working.13600:24:38,226 --> 00:24:41,689The work is too hard.13700:24:41,939 --> 00:24:45,986Asterix light me a good fireunder that cauldron.13800:24:56,251 --> 00:25:02,092No, not for you. You fell in the potionwhen you were a baby.13900:25:02,259 --> 00:25:05,888Give them a littledemonstration Asterix.14000:25:38,016 --> 00:25:42,939It works like a charm.- Of course, bring your men along...14100:25:43,064 --> 00:25:47,737a little portion of this magic potionwill do the trick.14200:25:59,795 --> 00:26:02,716No!14300:26:09,768 --> 00:26:12,687No!14400:26:15,609 --> 00:26:18,530No!14500:26:23,995 --> 00:26:28,167No!- How does he manage to recognise me?14600:27:29,168 --> 00:27:34,090I must do something and fast. Crewcut!14700:27:34,300 --> 00:27:39,556Yes, oh Ardefus my master- I know that Edephus's expecting stone...14800:27:39,640 --> 00:27:45,564to come down the Nile from the south,that stone must never arrive.14900:27:45,857 --> 00:27:49,320Here is gold, Crewcut for youto settle this business.15000:27:49,613 --> 00:27:53,660I hear you and obey you andArdefus my master.15100:28:04,131 --> 00:28:09,764Take this gold and make sure that thestone doesn't reach its destination.15200:28:09,890 --> 00:28:13,937Done by Osiris.Thrown this stones overboard.15300:28:49,611 --> 00:28:54,199There's non stone left.- This is Ardefus's doing.15400:28:54,868 --> 00:28:59,791No more stone, no palace,no palace, the crocodiles!15500:29:00,125 --> 00:29:02,587Calm down, we'll get your stone for you.15600:29:02,712 --> 00:29:05,758Don't worry, we'll get it backas soon as we can.15700:29:05,925 --> 00:29:09,638I hope, but we've only a month'stime left to finish the palace.15800:29:09,805 --> 00:29:15,313They must never come back from theirjourney alive. I'm counting on you.15900:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,316They won't ever arrive, oh master.16000:29:21,696 --> 00:29:24,617This is slow, too slow16100:29:25,034 --> 00:29:28,121Move all the ships to the back andfasten them together with rope.16200:29:28,288 --> 00:29:30,375That's what I like, a little exercise.16300:29:40,096 --> 00:29:43,350I must say the boy neverfails to surprise me.16400:30:01,625 --> 00:30:06,549There's no much beer or boars here.- You have to eat what is put before you.16500:30:12,433 --> 00:30:17,355Beer for Asterix!16600:30:40,262 --> 00:30:44,225Boars and beer for Obelix!16700:31:14,600 --> 00:31:18,563Bones for Dogmatix!16800:33:16,225 --> 00:33:21,148Look here, I've got one hump,I'm a dromedary, not a camel!16900:33:21,274 --> 00:33:25,404Honest I ask you!17000:33:53,942 --> 00:33:59,909Tomorrow we shall go and see the Sphinxand the pyramids, they are worth a visit.17100:34:02,662 --> 00:34:04,582What do you think of that?17200:34:08,797 --> 00:34:14,721Dogmatix, Dogmatix, come here!Come here Dogmatix!17300:34:15,013 --> 00:34:18,559Dogmatix, you leave her alone Dogmatix!17400:34:24,819 --> 00:34:28,782There must be a great viewfrom up there17500:34:29,409 --> 00:34:31,829Dogmatix, you wait here.17600:34:43,510 --> 00:34:46,473Obelix!- Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!17700:34:53,023 --> 00:34:55,861We'd better get out of here, come on.17800:35:21,938 --> 00:35:27,488From the top of these pyramids here,twenty centuries look down on you.17900:35:32,327 --> 00:35:36,583There must be a great view from up there.- Obelix you stay here.18000:35:36,708 --> 00:35:41,130Oh pyramids, give me a menhir any day.- Can't you forget Stonehenge?18100:35:41,381 --> 00:35:46,430I wonder if they would let us visit them.- Yes of course, of course, I'm a guide...18200:35:46,847 --> 00:35:52,772and I can take you noble foreignertourist for a visit inside the pyramids.18300:35:54,107 --> 00:35:57,027In that case we accept with pleasure.18400:35:59,239 --> 00:36:02,368Follow the guide.18500:36:02,868 --> 00:36:06,833This is no place for a nice little dog,wait for me here, Dogmatix...18600:36:07,041 --> 00:36:11,840and if you're goodyou'll get a nice bone.18700:36:23,981 --> 00:36:27,653Absolutely fascinating, these pyramids.18800:36:48,765 --> 00:36:52,729Dark blue sky told me, noble strangers,without me you would never get out...18900:36:52,812 --> 00:36:57,861of this labyrinth alive.19000:37:00,363 --> 00:37:06,289Come along in here, this room boastssome magnificent hieroglyphics.19100:37:09,502 --> 00:37:14,425You will never get out of herenoble strangers.19200:37:14,550 --> 00:37:19,307This room will be you tomb.19300:37:23,395 --> 00:37:27,359Very interesting these old carvings.- Yes, but our first concern is to find...19400:37:27,442 --> 00:37:29,570our way out of here.19500:37:29,695 --> 00:37:32,283Non of this would neverhave happened inside a menhir.19600:37:32,449 --> 00:37:37,373All things considered, Obelix for thevery first time, I'm going to give you...19700:37:37,456 --> 00:37:43,382some of the magic potion.19800:37:46,510 --> 00:37:52,435Honest? I'm going to have some magicpotion! La la la!19900:38:02,198 --> 00:38:08,123I'm glad I came inside this pyramid.- Obelix, after you.20000:38:10,209 --> 00:38:13,131Can I have a little bit more?20100:38:24,479 --> 00:38:26,398Well are you coming?20200:38:31,906 --> 00:38:36,829Very interesting, these mazes.20300:38:38,790 --> 00:38:42,212How about that door there?- Can I have a little bit more?20400:38:42,378 --> 00:38:46,342No Obelix! No!- It's just isn't fair! I hardly had time20500:38:46,426 --> 00:38:50,389to taste it and now he won't give meany more, it's not fair!20600:39:00,362 --> 00:39:03,824I'm afraid that guide was right, it'sjust possible we won't get out alive.20700:39:07,287 --> 00:39:11,626I'm sorry for poor Edephus, without ushe won't have his palace finished in time.20800:39:11,793 --> 00:39:16,717I'm sorry for Dogmatix that's outside!- Dogmatix!20900:39:19,888 --> 00:39:25,437Dogmatix has tracked us down here thanksto his nose, so he can find the way out.21000:39:28,692 --> 00:39:31,904You'll get two big bones.21100:39:40,249 --> 00:39:43,171You'll get lots and lots of bones.21200:39:48,135 --> 00:39:52,223Sometimes I think he understandseverything I say to him.21300:39:52,349 --> 00:39:53,684Follow the guide.21400:40:10,749 --> 00:40:15,672It's magic! You're all wizards.21500:40:25,811 --> 00:40:30,735It's magic, they're all magician, theymanaged to get out of the Great Pyramid.21600:40:30,860 --> 00:40:34,823Those Gauls are really fantastic,even so they still haven't reached...21700:40:34,907 --> 00:40:38,870Alexandria, they still have to get backup the Nile, we must stop them somehow.21800:40:43,043 --> 00:40:47,967I know just the men you need master.It's a bold gang of pirates who lost...21900:40:48,092 --> 00:40:52,055their ship on high seaswhen they got on the wrong tack.22000:40:52,181 --> 00:40:56,060Send them to me.- They are here master!22100:40:58,606 --> 00:41:03,529I'll give you a boat and you will sailthis boat down the Nile. Somewhere...22200:41:03,612 --> 00:41:08,536you'll meet a fleet of ships carrying,stone if those ships fail to reach...22300:41:08,661 --> 00:41:14,586Alexandria, you will get gold,lots of gold! Now look you, you board...22400:41:14,879 --> 00:41:20,803them, cut their throats, have their gutsyou do them in and then sink them.22500:41:21,679 --> 00:41:26,185Same old drill as usual boy.22600:41:36,115 --> 00:41:41,623These cruises are such a bore.I'm bored Asterix!22700:41:44,711 --> 00:41:48,090I have the impression that there'sgoing to be some fun soon, Obelix.22800:41:48,257 --> 00:41:52,721There's a fleet of ships carryingstone dead head.22900:41:52,931 --> 00:41:56,227Right then me hearties,don't loose your nerve.23000:41:56,310 --> 00:41:59,564It's full of Gauls! Full of Gauls!23100:41:59,648 --> 00:42:04,780Full of Gauls? Full speed asternlet's get out of here, about turn!23200:42:08,493 --> 00:42:12,457Obelix, here's something to help youpass the time, there are pirates up head.23300:42:12,666 --> 00:42:16,629Real pirates? Oh goodies, goodies.23400:42:21,636 --> 00:42:26,810Yoohoo wait for me!23500:42:26,977 --> 00:42:31,900Faster boys, faster!23600:42:45,836 --> 00:42:49,090Well I think we can get onwith our journey now Obelix.23700:42:49,257 --> 00:42:54,097Ah a bite, I'm not eating that fish.23800:43:01,273 --> 00:43:06,906Well, we are on the wrong tack again.23900:43:07,490 --> 00:43:11,830You know they are beginning to get medown a little those Gauls.24000:43:13,206 --> 00:43:19,131Very well, if that's how it is,I have an idea, a great idea.24100:43:19,298 --> 00:43:25,181You have an idea master?- Right, a piece of cake, follow me.24200:43:34,152 --> 00:43:40,077Pestilential pastry. poisonous pancake.24300:43:40,202 --> 00:43:42,663Yes!-Murderous bangers!24400:43:42,789 --> 00:43:44,999Not bad.- Viper's venom topped with cream24500:43:45,125 --> 00:43:48,004Good!- Cyanide custard pie.24600:43:48,129 --> 00:43:52,093Great!- Special ice arsenic.24700:43:52,176 --> 00:43:54,805Oh yes!24800:45:59,225 --> 00:46:03,772A present for you oh Queen!- Bring it in.24900:46:09,156 --> 00:46:13,494The three Gauls sent this cake as a giftto the Queen of the Queens.25000:46:13,661 --> 00:46:19,461How sweet of them, you may thank themin the name of Cleopatra.25100:46:19,753 --> 00:46:21,797My taster, send for my taster.25200:46:21,922 --> 00:46:24,468Coming! Coming!25300:46:24,760 --> 00:46:29,140Taste, tester.- With pleasure my Queen.25400:46:34,689 --> 00:46:40,615Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!25500:46:42,158 --> 00:46:45,120Finally my friends,you are back at last.25600:46:45,537 --> 00:46:49,585And we bought you plenty of stoneenough for you to finish the palace.25700:46:50,337 --> 00:46:53,256Gauls, I arrest youin the name of the Queen!25800:46:53,423 --> 00:46:57,388Shall I smash them one?- No, Obelix you can't, let us see...25900:46:57,471 --> 00:46:59,891what is going to happen next.26000:47:01,017 --> 00:47:05,649Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.26100:47:06,108 --> 00:47:09,737Gauls you were trying to poison mewith that cake, weren't you?26200:47:09,863 --> 00:47:12,741Cake? What cake Queen?- Throw them into the dungeon...26300:47:12,825 --> 00:47:15,578until I have decided on their fate.26400:47:16,747 --> 00:47:21,671There's not a moment to loose,lets drink this antidote.26500:47:22,380 --> 00:47:26,343This potion will neutralisethe effects of the poison.26600:47:26,511 --> 00:47:31,892They are just giving the royalcrocodiles their appetisers.26700:47:32,019 --> 00:47:35,356Step aside, we are coming out!26800:47:59,263 --> 00:48:03,394May we come in?- Guards, guards seize those three men.26900:48:05,522 --> 00:48:11,405Gauls from far, sworn to destroy my power,I shall show you how a Queen can die.27000:48:11,530 --> 00:48:17,455Now is the fatal hour, see how a Queencan die, here I come, Osiris!27100:48:18,206 --> 00:48:20,209Gosh, she's a good actress.27200:48:20,334 --> 00:48:23,505No, no, calm down, we simply want toknow what we're being charged with?27300:48:23,673 --> 00:48:26,468What you're charged with? With that!27400:48:26,592 --> 00:48:32,183Looks like a very good cake.- Obelix, will you find me a cake knife?27500:48:32,810 --> 00:48:37,732May I?Now cut three pieces of this cake.27600:48:44,409 --> 00:48:46,452Three pieces I said!27700:48:46,578 --> 00:48:50,250That's right, three!- Greedy pig!27800:48:57,427 --> 00:49:02,391I call that an excellent cake, my Queen,what was so special about it?27900:49:02,642 --> 00:49:07,607Just ask my taster.- Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!28000:49:08,025 --> 00:49:13,949Ah lets see, he's just got a little touchof indigestion, that's all it is.28100:49:17,579 --> 00:49:23,504Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!That's much better I'm hungry!28200:49:23,712 --> 00:49:28,636I've treated you unjustly, Oh Gauls,I will set you all free, you may go!28300:49:28,927 --> 00:49:32,891Someone must havewanted to hurt us.28400:49:32,975 --> 00:49:35,604Yes but who?- Ardefus.28500:49:35,771 --> 00:49:38,232You mean Edephus's rival?- Who else?28600:49:38,358 --> 00:49:41,904Suppose we pay him a little visit.- That's just what I was going to suggest.28700:49:43,238 --> 00:49:46,284Where does Ardefus live please?- Ardefus? That way!28800:49:46,577 --> 00:49:50,123Here is to our victory Crewcut.28900:49:50,248 --> 00:49:54,004The time has come for us to drinkto success.29000:50:52,041 --> 00:50:57,966Since you wanted to work on the palace,we are going to give you your chance.29100:51:05,435 --> 00:51:10,567The construction of the palace is goingwell, You will have it finished on time.29200:51:11,026 --> 00:51:13,362Cleopatra is going to be very pleased.29300:51:13,528 --> 00:51:17,409Very pleased. The palace is nearly builtCaesar and you know I think I'm...29400:51:17,534 --> 00:51:19,954going to win that bet Julius.29500:51:20,038 --> 00:51:23,250Delighted to hear it, oh my Queen,simply delighted.29600:51:25,378 --> 00:51:30,301I'm shall loose face with Cleopatra.i was told that her architect Edephus...29700:51:30,427 --> 00:51:34,557was only a nit wit, something oddis going on here, go and find my spy.29800:51:38,604 --> 00:51:42,110Here I am. Here I am.- Come nearer.29900:51:42,276 --> 00:51:45,572Go and see what's going on inEdephus building site.30000:51:45,697 --> 00:51:49,495I want to know why the workis getting on so fast.30100:51:49,870 --> 00:51:55,086Quite a job, hey.30200:52:54,083 --> 00:52:59,089Three Gauls? An old druid,a cunning little one and a fat oaf?30300:52:59,340 --> 00:53:05,265Asterix, Obelix and Getafix, those threemen can perform any kind of miracle.30400:53:05,682 --> 00:53:08,644I must act now!30500:53:08,812 --> 00:53:13,193Send for my Egyptianmercenaries and quick!30600:53:16,488 --> 00:53:22,413Hail Caesar, those that are to serve youat reduced rates, salute you.30700:53:24,250 --> 00:53:29,882You 're to get onto Edephus's buildingsite, without anyone seeing. Then you...30800:53:30,006 --> 00:53:35,931are to knock over the cauldron of magicpotion, and you're to get hold of that...30900:53:36,056 --> 00:53:41,731Gaulish druid, a bag of gold if you aresuccessful. Get moving, by Jupiter!31000:53:41,898 --> 00:53:47,823We are moving oh Caesar, by Osiris.31100:54:04,345 --> 00:54:08,685I'll see about that cauldron, you twotake care of the druid.31200:54:09,060 --> 00:54:12,398We get it brother!- Okay brother!31300:54:16,820 --> 00:54:22,746If that potion is all that it's supposed tobe, I won't be sharing that bag of gold.31400:54:46,862 --> 00:54:51,576Hey look at that, who are you and whereis our druid Getafix gone?31500:54:55,582 --> 00:54:59,380Julius Caesar sent us to capture yourfamous druid.31600:54:59,671 --> 00:55:04,010But our big brother has double-crossedus to get all the reward for himself.31700:55:04,219 --> 00:55:10,144Without the magic potion, without Getafixwe are lost, the sacred crocodiles will...31800:55:11,061 --> 00:55:16,402Lets go and get our druids back.- All right Asterix.31900:55:18,613 --> 00:55:23,662Dogmatix I'm leaving you here toguard the building site, watch out.32000:55:29,336 --> 00:55:34,051One of the mercenaries is back, Caesar!- Send him in.32100:55:34,844 --> 00:55:37,932Mission accomplished oh Caesar!32200:55:38,056 --> 00:55:43,899You have deserved well Caesar mercenaryhere is the reward I promised you.32300:55:44,064 --> 00:55:49,280Have this troublesome druid locked up,I want him thrown into the dungeon.32400:55:50,949 --> 00:55:56,874I'm the hottest, I'm therichest, I'm the...32500:55:59,753 --> 00:56:03,090Where is our druid?- Caesar has had him shut up in the...32600:56:03,216 --> 00:56:06,179dungeon of the palace, please don'tbeat me anymore.32700:56:09,225 --> 00:56:11,811Coming Obelix.- Yes Asterix.32800:56:12,979 --> 00:56:18,904It's big brother. Big brother, juniorand I want a word with you.32900:56:21,115 --> 00:56:24,411I only hope we'll be able to find ourpoor old druid.33000:56:24,578 --> 00:56:26,814All these old dungeons are the same.33100:56:26,815 --> 00:56:29,919It's just as easy to getin as it is to get out.33200:56:30,461 --> 00:56:33,632Halt, you can't come in.- So we can.33300:56:33,757 --> 00:56:38,682May I Obelix, if you don't mind.33400:56:44,106 --> 00:56:47,026Asterix, Obelix!33500:56:50,781 --> 00:56:54,744Step aside, we're coming out.- Oh no, you're not coming out.33600:56:54,829 --> 00:56:57,583Oh yes we are.33700:57:02,964 --> 00:57:06,720You meant, you're coming out.33800:57:28,040 --> 00:57:32,964What? The druid have escaped fromprison? Those Gauls will soon find out...33900:57:33,088 --> 00:57:38,012what it means to brave Caesar' anger!Tomorrow when they waken I will have...34000:57:39,055 --> 00:57:44,980a little surprise waiting for them,and I think you will like it!34100:58:08,554 --> 00:58:13,602Master, the building site is deserted,none of the workers have come to work.34200:58:13,894 --> 00:58:18,359What's going on? What's happened now?34300:58:25,327 --> 00:58:30,250In the name of Caesar, we hear someGaulish troublemaker are hiding on this...34400:58:30,375 --> 00:58:35,674building site. we order them to surrender,if they don't we shall attack, by Jupiter!34500:58:35,883 --> 00:58:41,390We don't want to fight, but if we havet o, we've got the men and the stones!34600:58:41,558 --> 00:58:43,685You'll be sorry for this. By Mercury!34700:58:43,852 --> 00:58:49,151What are we going to do, by ourselves?- We build our fortifications by Felenos.34800:58:49,318 --> 00:58:52,281You're quite right, my ben salaam.34900:58:52,405 --> 00:58:56,286Do you think we might go home nowby any job?35000:59:47,563 --> 00:59:49,483To the attack!35101:00:20,693 --> 01:00:25,324Return to the battle!- Join the army, re-enlist the masses.35201:00:25,491 --> 01:00:30,414They are back again!35301:00:56,408 --> 01:00:58,702To the attack!35401:00:58,828 --> 01:01:02,166See the world, the man said.35501:01:16,018 --> 01:01:19,189To the attack!- He's nut!35601:01:19,314 --> 01:01:21,526You're off your head!- No kidding.35701:01:21,651 --> 01:01:25,531If that's the way it's going to be,we'll have to bombard them.35801:01:37,423 --> 01:01:42,888Hey look, they've got guided missiles.If they miss I'll be surprised.35901:01:43,014 --> 01:01:44,932Fire!36001:01:55,780 --> 01:02:00,412My palace! They arebreaking up my palace!36101:02:00,537 --> 01:02:05,461We ought to let Cleopatra know,she is the only one who can get...36201:02:05,586 --> 01:02:09,549Caesar to stop this attack!- Good idea, I'll write Her a letter.36301:02:10,508 --> 01:02:15,475And Dogmatix will deliver it for you.Dogmatix? But he's much too small.36401:02:15,557 --> 01:02:19,438Dogmatix is not too small.- Obelix don't be pig headed...36501:02:19,563 --> 01:02:23,193Dogmatix can not deliver that message.- Yes he can! Mr. Asterix does...36601:02:23,277 --> 01:02:25,488everything, Mr. Asterixhas to be the boss!36701:02:25,614 --> 01:02:27,532You know what Mr. Asterix has to say?36801:02:27,658 --> 01:02:31,622No just what does Mr. Asterix has to say?- Here is the message, but how are...36901:02:31,788 --> 01:02:35,669we going to get it to Cleopatra?We are being besieged.37001:02:35,920 --> 01:02:39,382Oh you had better askMr. Asterix, he's boss.37101:02:39,674 --> 01:02:43,721Now, now Obelix, don't be crossI was only teasing.37201:02:43,805 --> 01:02:45,182My dog is no good.37301:02:45,306 --> 01:02:48,770Dogmatix will deliver the message,and I'll deliver Dogmatix.37401:02:49,229 --> 01:02:52,692Watch out, one of the Gaulsis breaking out.37501:03:00,119 --> 01:03:03,832He went the same way he came.- He was only passing through.37601:03:19,270 --> 01:03:24,193Oh Gauls from a far, sworn to destroymy power, I will show you how...37701:03:24,319 --> 01:03:27,239a Queen...can die, now is the great love...37801:03:27,364 --> 01:03:32,288No, no, my dog has broughta message for you.37901:03:33,789 --> 01:03:36,752Oh isn't he sweet? Someone bring abone for the dear little dog.38001:03:37,420 --> 01:03:42,177This will never do. By Osiris,Julius Caesar isn't play fair.38101:03:42,301 --> 01:03:46,097Right oh Gaul, I will take care of this.38201:03:46,265 --> 01:03:50,146Watch out! One of Gaul is breaking in.38301:03:55,611 --> 01:03:59,742There you go Obelix, Dogmatix is back.He carried out his mission perfectly!38401:03:59,825 --> 01:04:02,120Oh you see, I was right?38501:04:06,918 --> 01:04:10,465Let's hope Cleopatra acts quickly, thoseRomans meddlers are demolishing...38601:04:10,589 --> 01:04:13,135the whole palace!38701:04:13,219 --> 01:04:16,932You see Caesar, even if we don't capturethose three Gauls, it comes to the...38801:04:17,058 --> 01:04:20,853same thing, the whole palacewill be destroyed.38901:04:20,978 --> 01:04:23,273Good excellent!39001:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,945Hail Caesar, there is someone who wantsa word with you, there.39101:04:44,846 --> 01:04:49,768Oh my Queen, what a happy chance.-That will do! When I heard what was...39201:04:49,852 --> 01:04:53,815happening I hurried out at once.I didn't even stop to change my dress.39301:04:53,941 --> 01:04:58,655When you make a bet you're supposedto play it fair and I had every right to...39401:04:58,823 --> 01:05:02,953call the Gauls, and I'll prove to you thatmy Egyptians can still build a beautiful...39501:05:03,036 --> 01:05:08,044palaces, and I insist that the Roman leavethe builders alone and let me tell you...39601:05:08,209 --> 01:05:14,135Yes, yes, all right I apologise.- Well I should hope so, let's go home.39701:05:26,777 --> 01:05:31,701Well, what do we do now Caesar?- We lift the siege, you idiot.39801:05:53,021 --> 01:05:58,070Look, the Romans are lifting the siege!- Victory by Tutatis!39901:05:58,237 --> 01:06:01,367Goodies, goodies!- And it's all thanks to Dogmatix!40001:06:01,533 --> 01:06:03,452Now then, back to work.40101:06:05,997 --> 01:06:09,961Sure enough the work gets goingagain and at considerable speed...40201:06:10,002 --> 01:06:13,717since you will remember when architectsdid not finish the job on time...40301:06:13,842 --> 01:06:18,723they were thrown to the crocodiles, agood old custom sadly neglected today.40401:06:18,849 --> 01:06:21,769At last one fine morning...40501:06:22,603 --> 01:06:26,901Oh my Queen the palace is ready for you!- You have kept you word Edephus...40601:06:27,025 --> 01:06:31,824I Cleopatra will keep mine.By Osiris cover him with gold!40701:06:59,738 --> 01:07:05,621Oh My Queen! The loveliest of Queens!I have lost my bet and now I yield40801:07:05,871 --> 01:07:08,833the victory to you, yours is the honourof cutting this ribbon Cleopatra.40901:07:22,226 --> 01:07:27,150I know how much i owe you Gauls,and you have earned my heart felt...41001:07:27,275 --> 01:07:31,989gratitude, I will have you sent hometo Gauls on my own state galley.41101:07:32,156 --> 01:07:35,327It was nothing Cleopatra,it was nothing, goodbye now.41201:07:35,578 --> 01:07:38,290Say, will there be any boarson this galley of yours?41301:07:38,416 --> 01:07:41,837Obelix!- Why does he have to keep...41401:07:41,962 --> 01:07:45,925telling me off all the time? This stategalleys might be all very but if there...41501:07:46,008 --> 01:07:48,138aren't any boars it's hardly worthmaking all fuss over!41601:08:02,114 --> 01:08:07,037Everyone is eating, everyone isdrinking, everyone is joyful and...41701:08:07,164 --> 01:08:11,001celebrating and the happy endingof this story.41801:08:11,042 --> 01:08:14,882Everyone is drinking? Everyone is eating?Everyone?41901:08:15,090 --> 01:08:17,510Well, nearly everyone.42001:08:28,317 --> 01:08:30,239And when spring comes...42101:08:30,274 --> 01:08:34,828Cleopatra's magnificent shipapproches the coast of Gauls...42201:08:36,217 --> 01:08:39,137where the little villagewelcomes its heroes home42301:08:39,150 --> 01:08:41,495with its usual enthusiasm and feasting.