An excerpt from Answered Prayers by Truman Capote

5/25/2018 An excerpt from Answered Prayers by Truman Capote

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IT RAINED NIGHT BEFORE LAST; by morning an autumnal flight of dry Canadian air had stopped the next wave, so I went for a walk, and whom should I run into but Woodrow Hamilton!the man responsible, indirectly anyway, for this last disastrousadventure of mine. Here I am at the Central Park Zoo, empathizing with a zebra,when a disbelieving voice says: P. B.?and it was he, the descendant of our twenty-eighth President. My God, P. B. You look

I knew how I looked inside my grey skin, my greasy seersucker suit. Why shouldnt I?

Oh. I see. I wondered if you were involved in that. All I know is what I read in

the paper. It must be quite a story. Look,he said when I didn

t reply,

let

s stepr to the Pierre and have a drink.

They wouldnt serve me at the Pierre because I wasnt wearing a tie; we wandered over to a Third Avenue saloon, and on the way I decided I wasnt going to discuss Kate McCloud or anything that happened, not out of discretion, but because it was too raw: my spilled guts were still dragging the ground.

Woodrow didnt insist; he may look like a neat nice celluloid square, but really,thats the camouflage that protects the more undulating aspects of his nature. I had last seen him at the Trois Cloches in Cannes, and that was a year ago. He said he had an apartment in Brooklyn Heights and was teaching Greek and Latin at aboysprep school in Manhattan. But,he slyly mused, I have a part-time job. Some

g that might interest you: if appearances speak, I expect you could use some extra change.

He consulted his wallet and handed me first a hundred-dollar bill: I earned thatjust this afternoon, playing ring around the maypole with a Vassar graduate, class of 09; then a card: And this is how I met the lady. How I meet them all. Men. men. Crocodiles. Fuck for fun and profit. At any rate, profit.

The card read: THE SELF SERVICE. PROPRIETOR, MISS VICTORIA SELF. It listed an address on West Forty-second Street and a telephone number with a circle exchange.

So,said Woodrow, clean yourself up and go see Miss Self. Shell give you a job.

I dont think I could handle a job. Im too strung out. And Im trying to write aga

Woodrow nibbled the onion in his Gibson. I wouldnt call it a job. Just a few hoursa week. After all, what kind of service do you think The Self Service provides?

Stud duty, obviously. Dial-a-Dick.

Ah, you were listeningyou seemed so fogbound. Stud duty, indeed. But not entirely.Its a co-ed operation. La Self is always ready with anything anywhere anyhow anytime.

Strange. I would never have pictured you as a stud-for-hire.

Nor I. But Im a certain type: good manners, grey suit, horn-rimmed glasses. Believe me, theres plenty of demand. And La Self specializes in variety. She has everything on her roster from Puerto Rican thugs to rookie cops and stockbrokers.

Where did she find you?

That,said Woodrow, is too long a tale.He ordered another drink; I declined, fohadnt tasted liquor since that final incredible gin-crazed session with Kate McCloud, and now just one drink had made me slightly deaf (alcohol first affects myhearing). Ill only say it was through a guy I knew at Yale. Dick Anderson. He work


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s on Wall Street. A real straight guy, but he hasnt done too well, or well enoughto live in Greenwich and have three kids, two of them at Exeter. Last summer Ispent a weekend with the Andersonsshes a real good gal; Dick and I sat up drinkingcold duck, thats this mess made with champagne and sparkling burgundy; boy, it makes me churn to think of it. And Dick said: Most of the times Im disgusted. Justdisgusted. Goddamn, what a man wont do when hes got two boys in Exeter!Woodrowckled. Rather John Cheeverish, no? Respectable but hard-up suburbanite shagging ass to pay his country-club dues and keep his kids in a proper prep.

No.

No what?

Cheever is too cagey a writer to ever risk a cock-peddling stockbroker. Simply because no one would believe it. His work is always realistic, even when its preposterouslike The Enormous Radio or The Swimmer.

Woodrow was irritated; prudently, I deposited his hundred dollars inside an inner pocket, where he would have had some trouble retrieving it. If its true, and itis, why would anyone not believe it?

Because something is true doesnt mean that its convincing, either in life or in a. Think of Proust. Would Remembrance have the ring that it does if he had made it historically literal, if he hadnt transposed sexes, altered events and identiti

es? If he had been absolutely factual, it would have been less believable, butthiswas a thought Id often hadit might have been better. Less acceptable, but betterdecided on another drink, after all. Thats the question: is truth an illusion, oris illusion truth, or are they essentially the same? Myself, I dont care what anybody says about me as long as it isnt true.

Maybe you ought to skip that other drink.

You think Im drunk?

Well, youre rambling.

Im relaxed, thats all.

Woodrow kindly said: So youve started writing again. Novel?

A report. An account. Yes, Ill call it a novel. If I ever finish it. Of course, Inever do finish anything.

Have you a title?Oh, Woodrow was right there with all the garden-party queries.

Answered Prayers.

Woodrow frowned. Ive heard that before.

Not unless you were one of the three hundred schlunks who bought my first and onl

y published work. That, too, was called Answered Prayers. For no particular reason. This time I have a reason.

Answered Prayers. A quote, I suppose.

St. Teresa. I never looked it up myself, so I dont know exactly what she said, butit was something like More tears are shed over answered prayers than unansweredones.

Woodrow said: I see a light flickering. This bookits about Kate McCloud, and gang


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I wouldnt say its about themthough theyre in it.

Then what is it about?

Truth as illusion.

And illusion as truth?

The first. The second is another proposition.

Woodrow asked how so, but the whiskey was at work and I felt too deaf to tell him; but what I would have said was: as truth is nonexistent, it can never be anything but illusionbut illusion, the by-product of revealing artifice, can reach the summits nearer the unobtainable peak of Perfect Truth. For example, female impersonators. The impersonator is in fact a man (truth), until he re-creates himself as a woman (illusion)and of the two, the illusion is the truer.

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An excerpt from Answered Prayers by Truman Capote