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An AccidentalStatistician

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An AccidentalStatistician

The Life and Memoriesof George E.P.Box

George E.P. BoxProfessor Emeritus

Department of StatisticsUniversity of Madison—Wisconsin

Madison, Wisconsin

With a little help from my friend, Judith L. Allen

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This book is dedicated to my students, with whom

it was my privilege to work, and who became my friends.

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Contents

Foreword xi

Second Foreword xv

Preface xix

Acknowledgments xxi

From The Publisher xxiii

1 Early Years 1

‘‘Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.’’

2 Army Life 19

‘‘Contrarywise, if it was so, it might be: and if it were so,it would be: but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.’’

3 ICI and the Statistical Methods Panel 44

‘‘Can you answer useful questions?’’

4 George Barnard 53

‘‘When I use a word . . . it means just what I choose it to mean–neithermore nor less.’’

5 An Invitation to the United States 63

‘‘The time has come, ‘the walrus said,’ to talk of many things.Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings.’’

6 Princeton 78

‘‘Ah! Then yours wasn’t a really good school.’’

7 A New Life in Madison 94

‘‘Digging for apples, your honor!’’

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8 Time Series 124

‘‘What do you know about this business?’’

9 George Tiao and the Bayes Book 139

‘‘It gets easier further on.’’

10 Growing Up (Helen and Harry) 144

‘‘There are 364 days when you might get unbirthday presents,and only 1 for birthday presents, you know.’’

11 Fisher—Father and Son 151

‘‘I only hope the boat won’t tipple over!’’

12 Bill Hunter and Some Ideas on Experimental

Design 157

‘‘There goes Bill!’’

13 The Quality Movement 181

‘‘The race is over!. . . ‘Everybody has won and all must have prizes.’’’

14 Adventures with Claire 197

‘‘What else had you to learn?’’ ‘‘Well, there was Mystery.’’

15 The Many Sides of Mac 209

‘‘There’s nothing like eating hay when you’re feeling faint.’’

16 Life in England 218

‘‘What matters is how far we go? There is another shore, you know,upon the other side.’’

17 Journeys to Scandinavia 224

‘‘What sort of people live here?’’

18 A Second Home in Spain 228

‘‘I know something interesting is sure to happen.’’

19 The Royal Society of London 245

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Contents ix

20 Conclusion 247

21 Memories 248

Index 265

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Foreword

Virginia Woolf wrote about a character with a mind that ‘‘keptthrowing up from its depths, scenes, and names, and sayings, andmemories and ideas, like a fountain spurting over.’’ George Box is theembodiment of that active mind. Dinner with George is a spurting ofstories, poems, songs, and anecdotes about his work and his friends. AnAccidental Statistician jumps you into that fountain of ideas. It is greatfun even if books about statistics and science are normally absent fromyour reading list.

No doubt many readers think, as I once did, that the subject isdifficult and dull. Here we have a charming and colorful storyteller whoquotes Yogi Berra in a discussion on the analysis of variance; has Murphy,of Murphy’s Law fame, ringing the alarm when there is an opportunityto make things better; and explains an experiment with critical variablesnamed ‘‘banging’’ and ‘‘gooeyness.’’ There are stories about compositedesigns, time-series forecasting, Evolutionary Operation, interventionanalysis, and so on, but they are not mathematical, and most includepersonal anecdotes about people who were involved in their inventionand original application. You learn about statistics and science and,simultaneously, meet a literal Who’s Who of statisticians and scientists,and the Queen of England as well.

I met George Box in 1968 at the long-running hit show that he called‘‘The Monday Night Beer Session,’’ an informal discussion group thatmet in the basement of his house. I was taking Bill Hunter’s course innonlinear model building. Bill suggested that I should go and talk aboutsome research we were doing. The idea of discussing a modeling problemwith the renowned Professor Box was unsettling. Bill said it would begood because George liked engineers. Bill and several of the MondayNighters were chemical engineers, and George’s early partnership withOlaf Hougen, then Chair of Chemical Engineering at Wisconsin, was acreative force in the early days of the newly formed Statistics Department.I tightened my belt and dropped in one night, sitting in the back and

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wondering whether I dared take a beer (Fauerbach brand, an appropriatechoice for doing statistics because no two cases were alike). I attendeda great many sessions over almost 30 years, during which hundreds ofMonday Nighters got to watch George execute an exquisite interplay ofquestions, quick tutorials, practical suggestions, and encouragement foranyone who had a problem and wanted to use statistics. No problem wastoo small, and no problem was too difficult. The output from Georgewas always helpful and friendly advice, never discouragement. Week afterweek we observed the cycle of discovery and iterative experimentation.We saw real examples that, ‘‘All models are wrong, but some are useful.’’We saw how statistics is a catalyst for scientific method, and how scientificproblems catalyze ideas for doing statistics. What a treat.

My business is water quality engineering. One night I wanted todiscuss a problem that involved a measurement called the BiochemicalOxygen Demand (BOD). George asked whether it would be all right forhim to explain this BOD test. He gave as good an explanation as I everheard. I asked how he happened to know that and learned that at age 16,he took a job as an assistant chemist in a sewage treatment plant. One yearbefore I was born, in 1939, at age 19, he published a paper about oxygendemand in the activated sludge wastewater treatment process, which atthe time was new and poorly understood. George’s paper can stand withpapers on the subject written by some famous Wisconsin engineers whoworked on the problem at about the same time. In the 1990s, 55 yearslater, George and I worked on forecasting the dynamics of activatedsludge process performance using multivariate nonstationary time series.Imagine that from a world-famous statistician who was one of the earliestresearchers on this widely used wastewater treatment process.

George and I have one bit of unfinished piece of business. A 20-foot-tall civil war soldier guards the stone arch entrance to Fort Randall Park,which is next to the engineering building and the statistics building atthe University of Wisconsin—Madison. George had thought for sometime that the soldier should have a medal. In 1993, we found a suitablebrass medal in a sidewalk stall near Hyde Park, London, but our planto hang it around the soldier’s neck was never fulfilled. I now believethat the medal should stay with George as an award of merit for memoirwriting. He deserves it. (And we two old friends do not have to climb thesoldier.)

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Last night, May 10, 2012, my wife and I had dinner with Georgeand Claire at their house in Shorewood Hills. He said, ‘‘The memoir isfinished.’’ I asked, ‘‘What’s your next project. It’s hard to picture you notdoing some writing every day.’’ He answered, ‘‘I ’m thinking of a paperabout Fisher’s idea on multiplicative effects in experiments.’’

An Accidental Statistician is finished, but apparently George is not.That is good news. Thank you, George.

P. Mac BerthouexEmeritus Professor

University of Wisconsin

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Second Foreword

It is a pleasure to welcome this autobiography of an extraordinaryscholar and gentleman: George Edward Pelham Box. My intersection withGeorge Box’s long and active statistics career begins in the summer of1952, when I was a research associate at the Aberdeen Proving Grounds,MD, working for Dr. Frank Grubbs. Dr. Grubbs and I together readGeorge Box’s wonderful paper on response surface experimentation,1

and I recall how we both marveled at its simplicity . . . obvious ofcourse now that the message was offered! Originality and elucidationare the signs of Box’s genius. On returning that September to mygraduate studies at the Institute of Statistics, NC State, in Raleigh, Ilearned that George Box had agreed to come to Raleigh for a year as avisiting Research Professor. In January 1953, I became his first graduatestudent.

It’s a pleasure to read about George’s boyhood. His father workedhard to provide a modest family environment in a society that offeredadvantaged youths the greatest opportunities. We learn how George,through the good fortune of meeting alert teachers, uncovered his talentsas a writer and more modestly in mathematics. He starts his young adultlife as an assistant chemist collecting data on wastewater treatment, and itis here that his career as a statistician begins. And what a career it provedto be!

One of George Box’s distinguishing characteristics is that he onlyoccasionally published a paper as a sole author. This memoir introducesus to a host of his students and research associates, and it provides colorfulvignettes of these many wonderfully varied personalities who becamehis co-authors. Some ten years ago, a group of his students gatheredtogether a compendium of his papers covering the statistical fields of

1‘‘On the Experimental Attainment of Optimum Conditions’’ Box, G. E. P. and Wilson, K. B.(1951) Jour. Royal Stat. Soc. Series B, 13, 1–45.

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quality, experimental design, control, and robustness.2 Both neophytesand savants have found the exposition within these many papers superb.Of course, there are also his co-authored textbooks on experimentaldesign,3 time series analysis,4 Bayesian inference,5 and control,6 whereinelucidation of the subject’s theory and application repeatedly prove bothoriginal and illuminating. For George Box, the acronym ‘‘KISS’’ translatesinto ‘‘Keep It Sophisticatedly Simple.’’

I found one recollection of George Box’s early statistical experiencesparticularly fascinating. Near the end of World War II, the Britishcame into possession of German explosive shells containing unknowndeadly gases. George was part of the small group that first determinedthe spectacular deadliness of tiny concentrations of these new reagents(actually nerve gases). They were never employed in warfare, but hadportions been dropped over major cities, the population consequencescould easily have rivaled those of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. To havebeen present working along that thin boundary keeping the world fromadditional disaster is impressive.

We learn, too, of those whom George Box considered his mentors andhear tales of his early collaborations with others well known among the sta-tistical fraternity. And throughout this autobiography, we become awareof Box’s broad contributions to modern statistical theory and practice. Hispapers and books have vastly expanded awareness of Bayesian methodsand time-series modeling. We find the production of information-ladendata to be a statistical specialty that enhances scientific progress as itmoves from initial conjecture through experimentation and data analysis,leading on to new conjecture. And beyond statistically formal matters,we also capture his deep appreciation for the mind’s ability, or better stillthat of a collection of minds, to give birth to new models and not usual

2Box on Quality and Discovery: George Tiao, Søren Bisgaard, William J. Hill, Daniel Pena,Stephen M. Stigler. (2000) John.Wiley & Sons.3Statistics for Experimenters: Box, G.E.P, Hunter, William G. and Hunter, J. Stuart (1978) JohnWiley & Sons.4Time Series Analysis: Forecasting and Control: Box, G.E.P and Jenkins, Gwilym M. (1970) HoldenDay.5Bayesian Inference in Statistical Analysis: Box, G.E.P. and Tiao, George C. (1973) AddisonWesley.6Statistical Control by Feedback and Adjustment: Box, G.E.P. and Lucno, Alberto (1997) JohnWiley & Sons

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conjectures. It seems that George Box’s advice to all those pondering aproblem is to be sure to think out of the box.

J. Stuart HunterProfessor Emeritus

Princeton University

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Preface

There is a story about a very tall man who was walking with hisfour-year-old son to pick up a newspaper. He suddenly realized that hisson was having difficulty keeping up with him. He said, ‘‘Sorry, Tommy,am I walking too fast?’’ And the boy said, ‘‘No, Daddy, I am.’’

Now this account can be viewed in two ways: as an amusing story,or joke or, as illustrating the essence of scientific discovery. The boy’sview of the situation was correct but not obvious. The father’s view wasobvious but wrong.

So it is perhaps no coincidence when humor and scientific insightcome together. Good science is a form of wit, of seeing the joke thatnature is playing on us.

At 93, I can look back on quite a few examples.

The Box family circa 1895. From left clockwise, Uncle Bertie, my grandfather and

grandmother, my father, Aunt Daisy, Uncle Pelham, and Aunt Lina.

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Acknowledgments

For much of the time that this memoir was being written, I havebeen quite ill. This has placed an enormous burden on my wife, Claire,who herself has been ill during much of this time. Had it not been forher devoted help, so generously given, this memoir could never havebeen written. This help has been realized by a practical, ingenious, andwell-trained mind. Whenever there is a crisis, she has not only knownwhat to do, she has done it with cheerful understanding and expertise.

In addition, I am especially grateful to:

Bovas Abraham Judy Hunter

David Bacon Stu Hunter

Ford Ballentyne Brian Joiner

Ernesto Barrios Tim Kramer

Mac Berthouex Kevin Little

Sue Berthouex Alberto Luceno

Claire Box Merve Muller

Joan Box Vijay Nair

Helen Box Lars-Erik Oller

Harry Box Judy Pagel

Robin Chapman Daniel Pena

Norman Draper Jose Ramırez

Conrad Fung Marian Ros

Larry Haugh Xavier Tort

Margaret Homewood John Sølve Tyssedal

Brent Nicastro for his permission to use various photographs.

And to Judith Allen, my friend.

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From The Publisher

To those of you who do not know George Edward Pelham Box well,suffice it to say that he is a titan in the field of statistics. He is a self-taught statistician who utilized his experience and knowledge of statisticsto create unique contributions to many areas particularly in processimprovement. And, he is a nice guy, to boot. He rarely—if ever—needsan introduction. His very presence is our present.

This book is being published in the year of George’s ninety-fourthbirthday as a memoir of his life, his friends, and his contributions. Weknow that, during his academic tenure, he wrote over 2000 journalarticles; published twelve books for Wiley alone (see list below) resultingin over a quarter-of-a-million copies sold worldwide; and was responsiblefor helping to get Technometrics, a joint publication of the AmericanSociety for Quality and the American Statistical Association, off theground.

We also know from first-hand experience that George is a true gentle-man, a loving father, and a dedicated husband. He has influenced thelives, in no small way, of everyone he has touched, from young aspiringstatisticians to experienced editors-in-chief. When you see a grin on hisface, you know that he is about to espouse a bit of wisdom mixed-inwith a tad of advice and always with a joke. He most often accomplisheswhat he sets out to achieve, without fanfare or accolade. He is probablythe most unforgettable character a graduate student or editor-in-chief hasever had the experience and pleasure to know.

Two people have assisted George in the production of this book.They include his loving wife of twenty-seven years, Claire Box, and hisfriend and research assistant, Judith Allen, both of whom supported himas he wrote this book.

The management and staff of Wiley commend Dr. Box for all thathe has done to enrich the world of statistics, both here and abroad. Wewish him continued ‘‘presence’’ and the peace of mind that he will alwaysremain a titan in the written word and in our hearts for generations tocome.

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Box Titles Published with Wiley

Evolutionary Operation: A Statistical Method for ProcessImprovement

Box-Draper, 1969

Statistics for Experimenters: An Introduction to Design,Data Analysis, and Model Building

Box-Hunter-Hunter,1978

Empirical Model-Building and Response Surfaces Box-Draper, 1986

Bayesian Inference in Statistical Analysis Box-Tiao, 1992

Statistical Control: By Monitoring and FeedbackAdjustment

Box-Luceno, 1997

Evolutionary Operation: A Statistical Method for ProcessImprovement

Box-Draper, 1998

Statistics for Experimenters: Design, Innovation, andDiscovery, 2nd Edition

Box-Hunter-Hunter,2005

Improving Almost Anything: Ideas and Essays, RevisedEdition

Box-Friends, 2006

Response Surfaces, Mixtures, and Ridge Analyses, 2ndEdition

Box-Draper, 2007

Time Series Analysis: Forecasting and Control, 4thEdition

Box-Jenkins-Reinsel,2008

Statistical Control by Monitoring and Adjustment, 2ndEdition

Box-Luceno-PaniaguaQuinones, 2009

An Accidental Statistician: The Life and Memories ofGeorge E.P. Box

Box, 2013

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‘‘Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.’’1

Chapter One

Early Years

Gravesend, where I was born, is about 25 miles east of Londonon the River Thames. The river there is about a mile across, and at thattime ships from all over the world came by on their way to the Londondocks. As a ship would come up the river, three tugs would hurry acrossto its side and accompany it while it moved on. From the first of these,you could watch the pilot climb aboard; then, from the second, thehealth officer; and finally the customs officer. There were occasionallylarge vessels coming from the Far East, Australia, New Zealand, or Indiathat could not travel further, and so they were moored in the middleof the river. Thus, Gravesend was very much concerned with the sea,and people such as pilots, lightermen, and customs and health officialsabounded (Figure 1.1).

My grandfather, also named George, was a grocer and an ‘‘oil andcolor’’ merchant—that is, one who sold paint. My father, Harry, wasthe youngest boy. My father’s oldest brother, whom we called ‘‘UncleBertie,’’ attended private school and took degrees in theology and semiticlanguages at Oxford. He became a rector, wrote a number of esoteric andscholarly books, and was rarely heard from again.

In 1892, Pelham, the second son, was lured under false pretensesto make his fortune in the United States. He was about 20 when hegot off a train in Nebraska to find nothing but the howling wind, but

1All quotations appearing above chapter titles are from Lewis Caroll, Alice’s Adventures inWonderland, originally published in 1865 by Macmillan.

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FIGURE 1.1Pilot leaving Terrace Pier, Gravesand, Original by Anthony Blackman.

he later returned and stayed in the United States, becoming a citizenand eventually working for the railroad in Chicago. When he retired, hemoved to Florida where he had a small citrus grove.

Over the years, my family fell on increasingly difficult times. Myfather had hoped to go to engineering school, but by the time he was ayoung man, the family had little money and he had few career choices.Two sons had already left, so my father stayed and found work as a‘‘clothier’s assistant.’’ He had a hard life. When I was growing up, hestill worked in a tailor shop, at Tilbury docks, across the river fromGravesend. To get to work from our house on Cobham Street, he hadto walk about a mile to the Town Pier at the bottom of High Street,cross on the ferry, walk some more, get on a train that took him toTilbury docks, and then walk again to get to the shop. In the evening, hewould face the same journey in reverse, sometimes in the pouring rain.He was poorly paid—two pounds ten shillings a week was barely a livingwage.

Because people had to use coal for heating and cooking, the resultingfog could sometimes be so thick that objects four or five feet away wereinvisible. My father got across the river then in a small boat. On foggy

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Early Years 3

days, lightermen (who transferred goods between ships and docks) madeextra money by taking people across.

When I was about nine, I learned to use stilts, and walking on these, Iwould meet my father at the end of our road. He would sometimes havea pennyworth of roasted chestnuts in a paper bag that he would sharewith me.

From the time I was about five years old, I sometimes went withhim to Tilbury. I liked perching myself at the very front of the ferryand watching it cut through the water. My father had a friend calledMr. Launder who kept a tobacconist and barber shop at Tilbury docks.Mr. and Mrs. Launder, who did not have any children, liked for meto come and visit them. I provided some entertainment to the peoplewaiting at the barber shop by reciting poetry. I remember one poem thatbegan, ‘‘Great Wide Beautiful Wonderful World,’’ and a line I liked was‘‘World, you are beautifully dressed.’’ I enjoyed poetry and tried writingsome myself.

Despite his hard life, my father was a happy man. With the help ofmy sister Joyce, he would frequently organize picnics and parties. Ourparties were not like parties now. There were no alcoholic drinks. (Itwasn’t that we were teetotalers; we just didn’t have any money.) Wegathered around the piano and sang sentimental Victorian songs; mostof these sound pretty silly now. We also played all kinds of party games:musical chairs, hunt the slipper, ‘‘murders,’’ and so forth. In addition, weperformed plays of our own invention. And there were mysteries whenmy father demonstrated the power of the magic wand.

When we wanted to go somewhere for a picnic, we walked. Cars werefor rich people. Although we did not have a car, we did have a ‘‘barrow,’’which we pushed. This was my father’s invention. It could be steeredwith two pieces of rope, and in the back, it carried supplies: cricket batsand picnic things. We would walk with the barrow to some pretty placewe liked, perhaps about three or four miles away.

The countryside was lovely. Cobham village was only four milesaway, and the church and the two pubs there were old, unspoiled, andbeautiful. One pub was called the Dickens Inn because Charles Dickenshad written some of his books there, and he chose this locale for someof his stories. In his book Great Expectations (1860, Chapman & Hall),you will find, for example, that the prison ship from which the convict

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Magwitch escaped was just below Gravesend, and it was near Gravesend,that Magwitch was finally caught. Close at hand inland was the villageof Meopham (pronounced ‘‘Meppam’’), with a fine cricket field, and alovely place for picnics called the Happy Valley. There we sat in the grass,made a fire for cooking and heating water for tea, and we sometimesplayed cricket.

My mother had a difficult life, with such meager resources, tryingto provide for a family. She fed and cared for not only our immediatefamily but also for various relatives who lived with us while I was growingup. And she also had to contend with my father, whose kindness andgenerosity knew no bounds. I am afraid her life was often one of quietdesperation.

But it was not all gloomy. Sometimes we went to the park onWindmill Hill, where we would play and my parents would have a beer atthe pub that backed up to the park. On other occasions, my mother andmy father would go out together in the evening, perhaps to see a movie,and my sister Joyce would take care of my brother and me (Figure 1.2).

Joyce was ten years older than me. Her mother, my father’s first wife,had died in an influenza epidemic. Joyce could always come up with anexciting game, and we often played cowboys and Indians. Joyce had a lotof responsibility within the family but was a very good sport about it. Inaddition to watching over my brother and me, she was also my father’schief helper around the house. My father was a wonderful handyman,and this was fortunate because we had so little money. He could do mostthings that others hired people to do: roof mending, gas fitting, paperhanging, and so on. But every now and again, he and Joyce quarreledand Joyce would run downstairs very upset and say, ‘‘I won’t help himanymore!’’ After about ten minutes, my father would come downstairsand apologize. Then they would make up and things would go alongquietly for a bit (Figure 1.3).

In 1926, a man called Alan Cobham became famous when he flewfrom England to Australia and back, landing his plane in the RiverThames in front of the Houses of Parliament. He was promptly knighted.Later, Sir Alan formed Cobham’s Flying Circus, a group of fliers thatwent around England showing off their skills and giving plane rides tothe public.