AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche InventionBMW : Either you can Bring More Women on itORit Bring More Worries to youCAMARO: Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every TimeCITROEN - Car Is Thoroughly Rotten, Overhaul Every NightDACIA : Daca Ai Cap Ia-ti Alta

DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease EverywhereFIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology OR Fix It Again Tomorrow

FORD : Fix Or Repair DailyGM: Greatest Mistake

HONDA: Had One, Never Did Again

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothings Drivable AndInexpensive

JAGUAR: Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical RepairsJEEP: Just Empty Every PocketKIA = Killed In Action or Krap in ActionLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

MERCEDES: Mechanially Excellent Real Cars Every Driver Envies Sight

PEUGEOTPoorly Engineered, Useless Gas Eating Obnoxious Toilet

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having EverythingRENAULT: Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash

SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-BackwardsSUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA: The One You Ought To Avoid

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular ObjectVW: Very Worthless