A Series Of Unfortunate Events By Siggi

THE BAD BEGINNING If you are interested in Storys with happy endings, you would be

better of reading some other book. In these book, not only is

there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few

happy things happen in the middle. This is because not many

happy things happened in the lives of the three

Baudelaire youngsters. Violet, Klaus and Sunny

Baudelaire were intelligent children, and they were

charming, and resoursful, and had plesant facial features,

but they were extremly unlucky, and most everything

that happened to them was rife with misfortune , misery

, and despair. I’m sorry to say but this is how the story

goes.

This misfortune began one day at Briny Beach when Mr

Poe came and told them of their first encounter of

misfortune. This unfortunate statement just happened

to have the information that the Baudelaire youngsters

were dreading. Their parents were dead. The fire had

captured their poor parents and locked them in the jail

of death. As for the mansion it had been burnt to the

crisp leaving only a few smoking lumps.

Now the Baudelaire orphans had no parents to look after

them so they needed a reletive. That was were Mr Poe

was taking them, in this case the reletive was Count Olaf.

When they arrived the Baudelaires were shocked to see

a dirty house smothered in eyes. A skinny man opened

the door he was wearing short pants that displayed the

tattoo on his ankle. Sorry my house is so dirty the

strange man said ,but I’m sure some of your fortune

could make it look a bit nicer. The Baudelaire fortune will

not be used for such matters exclaimed a deppressed

looking Mr Poe.

Two weeks later Count Olaf decided to invit his theater

troupe around for dinner. When the children got up the

next morning they found a note from Count Olaf about

the thearter troupe coming for dinner. He had left a few

dirty coins on the bench.

What should we cook? they thought.

Now you’ve got to read the book to find out.