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A Recipe for A Happy class by 112 3,9, 20, 24 Take three cups of belief. Put a teaspoon of nuttiness in our class. Pour smile and add some tears in a bowl. Most importantly, we need a girl (homeroom teacher) Mix all the ingredients in love. It tastes warm and sweet.

A Recipe for A Happy class by 112 3,9, 20, 24 Take three cups of belief. Put a teaspoon of nuttiness in our class. Pour smile and add some tears in a bowl

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Page 1: A Recipe for A Happy class by 112 3,9, 20, 24 Take three cups of belief. Put a teaspoon of nuttiness in our class. Pour smile and add some tears in a bowl

A Recipe for A Happy class by 112 3,9, 20, 24

Take three cups of belief.Put a teaspoon of nuttiness in our class. Pour smile and add some tears in a bowl. Most importantly, we need a girl (homeroom teacher)

Mix all the ingredients in love. It tastes warm and sweet.

Page 2: A Recipe for A Happy class by 112 3,9, 20, 24 Take three cups of belief. Put a teaspoon of nuttiness in our class. Pour smile and add some tears in a bowl

Tips for taking a nap in class by 117

Take 2 bags of “fake concentration,” Throw in the teacher’s dull sentences Add some spoons of wonderful imagination To keep your heart silent Look at the ant-like words on the page And pay attention to the teacher’s lecture

again You will certainly fall asleep in the end Until ….the teacher order you to stand up.

Page 3: A Recipe for A Happy class by 112 3,9, 20, 24 Take three cups of belief. Put a teaspoon of nuttiness in our class. Pour smile and add some tears in a bowl

A recipe for life soup by 117You need: 5 spoons of senses about sight, hearing,

smell, touch and taste, which you can feel

4 cups of emotions like joy, anger, sadness, and happiness, which you can be

3 friends who you can share woe and weal 2 family members who you depend on 1 heart that can enjoy love and trust In the end, put a liter of powder called “Leisure,” Finally, you will get a soup which is neither regretful and

despairing.

Page 4: A Recipe for A Happy class by 112 3,9, 20, 24 Take three cups of belief. Put a teaspoon of nuttiness in our class. Pour smile and add some tears in a bowl

Recipe of Being a Boyfriend by 112 15, 31, 39, 41

100 cups of handsomeness Directions 100 cups of being tall Combine all ingredients daily and enjoy

100 cups of wealth A bowl of patience A handful of tolerance And a bag of muscle

Ps: Never forget her birthday, Valentine’s Day, Christmas, New Year, her parents’ birthday, the first day you met, wheat she wore yesterday, her favorite color, etc.

Page 5: A Recipe for A Happy class by 112 3,9, 20, 24 Take three cups of belief. Put a teaspoon of nuttiness in our class. Pour smile and add some tears in a bowl

Recipe for Cheating by 106 6, 12

Take three cups of bravery(daring/audacity)Poured into a bowl of carefulness.Then add some good sight. Mix them and try to hide from the teacher’s attention Bake it with a lot of creative ways And don’t forget –to sit by a smart classmate.

Page 6: A Recipe for A Happy class by 112 3,9, 20, 24 Take three cups of belief. Put a teaspoon of nuttiness in our class. Pour smile and add some tears in a bowl

Recipe for A Loser by 106 1, 7

Take him to a boys’ school Pour a cup of love into a bowl of refusal.Stir them until they turn into heartbroken… Don’t forget a teaspoon of loneliness and a basket of trouble Repeat the above steps few times, and you can get a fresh loser.

Page 7: A Recipe for A Happy class by 112 3,9, 20, 24 Take three cups of belief. Put a teaspoon of nuttiness in our class. Pour smile and add some tears in a bowl

Women by 106 2, 8

Take 5 cups of craziness Pour it into laziness and add two cups of jealousy Mix it in schemes Then bake it in an oven full of money When done, serve it with great amounts of greed.

Page 8: A Recipe for A Happy class by 112 3,9, 20, 24 Take three cups of belief. Put a teaspoon of nuttiness in our class. Pour smile and add some tears in a bowl

Snow by 106 25, 31

Take a ton of blue Add three teaspoons of loneliness Mix with spectacular and dramatic powderAnd some silver white Spread(Sprinkle ) all of them in the dark

sky And there will be snow through time….

Page 9: A Recipe for A Happy class by 112 3,9, 20, 24 Take three cups of belief. Put a teaspoon of nuttiness in our class. Pour smile and add some tears in a bowl

How to become as handsome as 羅元皓

Take a handsome face like 羅And add a cup of cute personality One cup of some smartness Mix until a thick bond of very

handsomeness appears Now you have a handsome face like

Taiwanese裴勇俊