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A Playa has 4 different types of girls... 1. Wifey 2. Baby Girl 3. Side Piece 4. Jump Off

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A Playa has 4 different types of girls... Wifey Baby Girl Side Piece 4. Jump Off. 1. WIFEY. 1. Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved; needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY - PowerPoint PPT Presentation

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A Playa has 4 different types of girls...

1. Wifey

2. Baby Girl

3. Side Piece

4. Jump Off

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1. WIFEY

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1. Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the

women. She is loved; needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY

IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he

never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her with Baby

Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or fucks up in

any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.

Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy

for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or

6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of

affection...which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.

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2. Baby Girl

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2. Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as Wifey and usually has a very active social

life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an

extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like

quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but

that's as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really

really fucks up; she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has

been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be

Just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece.

Biggest benefit of Baby Girl...she is extremely private and hates causing a scene,

Baby Girl can come into the same restaurant as you and Wifey and Wifey will have

No idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.

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3. Side Piece

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3. Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures,

she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3-some or some late night head after

the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually

the one to hold him over for A few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons

other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side

Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either

Wifey's or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually

know each other somehow...we kinda think there is a side piece network.com

<http://network.com/> or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if

possible.

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4. The Jump Off

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4. Jump Off ...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in

life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go about it. They

are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys...she is usually stored in the

cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where

he met her...he only recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in

emergencies only, when Wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is

with her baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a

number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might

cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no

problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey (something that

baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...she

ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.

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INTERMISSION

Fellas Leave now!!!!!

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A Pimpstress has FOUR KINDS OF MEN

1. The Husband

2. The Boo

3. The Maintenance Man

4. The Ruffneck

CHECK IT OUT!!! It's T-R-U-E!!!

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1. The Husband

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THE HUSBAND

He is the sweetest, loving, kind man you know. His intellect

makes him sexy although he is handsome. He treats you like

a queen and puts you first. He takes care of the kids, you and

home. This is the man you love coming home to. He spoils

you with gifts and is a hard worker.

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2. The Boo

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THE BOO This one is sexy as hell! This is the dude that you've known

for years, kinda your homey-lover-friend! No matter who is

in your life or who is in his life, you and your BOO seem to

always have a thing for each other. Your BOO has a Wifey,

so he has as much to lose as you do, therefore you are

guaranteed that ya'll relationship is on the 'DL'. You run to

your BOO when your husband "F" up! You're BOO gives

you comfort and the sex is da bomb, which explains why you can't leave him alone!

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3. The Maintenance Man

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THE MAINTENANCE MAN

This is Mr. Wine and Dine. He has the charm, the romance and a body like a

stripper! He is the one you call every now an then when HUSBAND and

BOO done pissed you off! He really wants to be your HUSBAND or BOO on

the low but he knows his role. HUSBAND will never suspect a thing because

this man is the deacon at your church and well respected in the community

so no one would know of ya'll secret love affair. You sneak and go on trips

and getaways. He keeps that bank account tight. Look at this man's lips.

Whew!

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4. The RuffNeck

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THE RUFF NECK

This is the man we fantasize about when HUSBAND, BOO and THE

MAINTENANCE man just not doing it for you! This is Mr. Bad Boy; he got

the body from hell, the tattoos, and the motorcycle. You call on him when

you want your back blown out, the bottom hit, and you want to walk bow

legged for a couple days. He is the man HUSBAND sees and knows he

needs to get on the treadmill to lose those extra pounds he has gained

since ya'll been married. THE RUFF NECK is the one that rock the suits in

the day and trade the Armani in for tims and jeans at night. He is pulled

out in emergencies only and you can't resist to get your freak on in the craziest places, (in the car, the back of a vacant building, etc.) because his main goal is to tear it up! THE RUFF NECK is in your cell phone as

one of your homegirls named Tee-Tee!